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[challenge entry] Sharwoods latest advertising campaign.
Depicts a Popeadom helping someone's naan across the road.

(I helped save b3ta! Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 13:40, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 13:40, archived)
# hahaha!
this is why i like b3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 13:44, archived)
# got a monty python feel about this
(I helped save b3ta! skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 13:44, archived)
# is that Charlton Heston
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 13:44, archived)
# "Charlton Heston as : THE POPE!"
...coming straight to DvD near you.
(I helped save b3ta! Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 13:46, archived)
# oh how I would love to watch that
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 13:46, archived)
# haha...."classic hatstand award"
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 13:45, archived)
# Reminds me of Aloo gobi road
by the er... Bhatooras
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 13:46, archived)
# It's Abbey road.
As depicted in the fascinating webam from last week's newsletter. I love that webcam.

Bloody tourists.
(I helped save b3ta! Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 13:48, archived)
# it really shouldnt be as compelling as it is.
but i cant stop watching it
(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 13:49, archived)
# heh I saw that
wouldn't like to drive through there every day
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 13:52, archived)
# If I had to drive past there every day...
There'd be fatalities.
(I helped save b3ta! Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 13:53, archived)
# hehe
(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 13:47, archived)
# You deserve a chapati on the head for this.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 13:50, archived)
# Violence just brings bad korma
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 13:57, archived)
# It would only tikka minute.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 13:59, archived)
# Stop these puns
I'm just about to Phaal about laughing.
(I helped save b3ta! Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 14:00, archived)
# Someone open that vinda-in the-loo.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 14:02, archived)
# These puns aren't currying favour.
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 14:03, archived)
# You're Raita 'bout that.
(I helped save b3ta! Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 14:06, archived)
# That's the sort of joke my nan would like
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 14:08, archived)
# I heard she was always korai-ing
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 14:09, archived)
# She does get upset..
But I can always tarka out of her depression.
(I helped save b3ta! Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 14:11, archived)
# Poor dahl-ing
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 14:13, archived)
# So would my cardomum
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 14:11, archived)
# GTFO *Baltis door*
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 14:08, archived)
# Cumin 'side and let's talk about it.
(I helped save b3ta! Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 14:08, archived)
# Outstanding!
*CLICK*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 14:01, archived)
# Watched Episode III again the other night.
Fantastic film....up until the actors start talking.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 13:38, archived)
# they never happened
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 13:39, archived)
# Hahahahhaha
I really don't get all the upset over the new Star Warses.

My nephews and neices love them, because they're the right age for them, as we were when the first ones came out.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 13:41, archived)
# I like the first one for that reason
but 2 and 3 was overly political and rushed to get as many nods to other characters in as possible.
Plus they had Christopher Lee being extraordinarily shit
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 13:42, archived)
# I wish Episode 4 had been about trade disputes
I might have turned out a better person
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 13:43, archived)
# Have you been cutting peoples arms off in sleazy bars again?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 13:45, archived)
# :(
I'm cutting down, I swear
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 13:50, archived)
# I can't remember what happens in 2 and 3, it was just a big jumble of nonsense in an attempt to appease the fan boys
now the Clone Wars series.... that I fucking love
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 13:41, archived)
# Are we talking the 3minute episodes from 2003?
Or the CGI one? It's all been milked into oblivion. Pretty much everything Star Wars now is marketed towards a fictional war that was wrapped up in 2 films.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 13:46, archived)
# Both, Tartovsky's and the current 3d one.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 13:50, archived)
# I absolutely loved Tartovski's run
It's even better when watched in one go on the DVD.

I've not seen the CGI one yet because I don't live in America and don't have Cartoon Network.

Or a proxy to fool starwars.com into letting me watch free episodes,
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 13:52, archived)
# can you order in the box set? it's relatively cheap for the amount of stuff on it
www.youtube.com/watch?v=23oH1Gie11I
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 14:01, archived)
# I saw the teaser for the 2nd season when I was in the states last year
But there's just something I don't like about Cad Bane. He could never stand up to Boba Fett...
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 14:04, archived)
# yeah he's a low point in otherwise excellent character design
(not including a weird and even worse camp Jabba the Hutt thing)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 14:07, archived)
# Padme's face is just priceless
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 13:44, archived)
# How come these celebrities claim to love their fans
But the moment you try to love them back they're all calling the police and shit?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 13:45, archived)
# Because the fans specialise in a special kind of love
The one that overstays its welcome and ends up groping Scarlet Johannson.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 13:47, archived)
# And that's a ... that's a BAD thing, is it?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 13:49, archived)
# Only when the cops come a knocking
and give you the dreaded "restraint order"
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 13:50, archived)
# Oh now come - that IS flirting, Shirley!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 13:55, archived)
# I'm serious
and don't call me Shirly.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 13:57, archived)
# Obi Wancanblowme
after McGregor's dire acting in those films
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 13:44, archived)
# "Traveling through hyperspace ain't like dusting crops, boy! Without precise calculations we could fly right through a star or bounce too close to a supernova, and that'd end your trip real quick, wouldn't it?"
Ahhh yes. The dialogue from the original films was so much better ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Wed 11 Aug 2010, 13:45, archived)
# shut it you scruffy looking nerfherder
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 13:51, archived)
# I used to know the guy who said "You rebel scum" in Return
He worked in a caff in Hatfield. He had a signed photo on the wall. Guess what it said?
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 13:54, archived)
# "stop fucking asking me about Star Wars"?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 13:56, archived)
# More "ask me what I used to do before I worked here. Go on, ask me"
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 13:58, archived)
# Todays special: Jambalaya
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 13:58, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 13:58, archived)
# There's a difference between "Sci-Fi Tech-Speak" and "Bollocks".
Granted; not a HUGE difference, but a noticeable one.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 13:53, archived)
# In Return of the Jedi, if you listen well enough when the super star destroyer crashes into the Death Star
You can hear a random voice declare "Die Dickheads" as the camera focuses on Ackbar.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 13:56, archived)
# Poetry.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 13:59, archived)
# Hahaha
I will dig this out this evening.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Wed 11 Aug 2010, 14:00, archived)
# It's a verbal version of "Blink and you miss it"
But it is in the old DVD box set. Probably removed in the more recent release.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 14:02, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Wed 11 Aug 2010, 12:57, archived)
# haha
click
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 12:58, archived)
# You know
In The Metro last year, the letters page suddenly filled with women writing in about how hot that guy is.

And verily, once more, I wept for the world.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 13:01, archived)
# *sez nowt*
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 13:03, archived)
# not you as well?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 13:07, archived)
# I don't even know who that is
But based on the pic up there, I take the 5th.
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 13:09, archived)
# put it back when you're done.
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Wed 11 Aug 2010, 13:11, archived)
# I'm done.
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 13:17, archived)
# Twice, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 13:21, archived)
# Can I have it now?
Not Gav's special Resin!
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 13:21, archived)
#
the world I am still a virgin.
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Wed 11 Aug 2010, 13:04, archived)
# Unlike your mum.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 13:06, archived)
# haha
and his dad
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 13:07, archived)
# haha my dad lost his virginity with *your* mum, bro.
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Wed 11 Aug 2010, 13:10, archived)
# Mine too.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 13:12, archived)
# Why is it always weeping in your replies?
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Wed 11 Aug 2010, 13:12, archived)
# Because you're gay.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 13:13, archived)
# your
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Wed 11 Aug 2010, 13:29, archived)
#
sorry
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 13:36, archived)
# O_O'
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 13:12, archived)
# Sorry to TJ
Was just searching my old post courtesy of a link someone posted below and came accross this
www.b3ta.com/questions/breasts/post718578#post719144

Did Sally ever complete her half of the Bargain?
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 13:29, archived)
# Probably not. Try googling "tits".
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 13:30, archived)
# pfft
(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 13:44, archived)
# tis quiet
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Wed 11 Aug 2010, 13:33, archived)
# I had to do that unconvincing
Office I'm coughing not laughing thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Dervel OTBC, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 14:37, archived)
# Kiwi glass repair ad rocks
*sings*
When you find your vision's lacking,
Novus Windscreens fill your crack in.
Show us you-r crack!
(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 14:27, archived)
# When Pickles Dill Themselves (Vegetable Suicide)


Click for bigger (57 kb)
All the telltale warning signs were there, but nobody paid them any attention...
(danielgoodm AntlerBoyStudios, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 12:41, archived)
# :((
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 12:42, archived)
# *psst*
fruit.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 12:42, archived)
# oooOOOOooooohhhhh
Did someone call, ducky? mwah mwah

*minces to within an inch of his life*
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 12:55, archived)
# *quack*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 13:00, archived)
# Wotcha
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 13:02, archived)
# *cheery waves*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 13:38, archived)
# You panel
officelol
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 13:04, archived)
# Geoffly!
Things ok in Clownfishland?
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 13:06, archived)
# Not too shabby, ta.
Just got myself a new job that pays actual money so hey-ho.
And you'sen, pet?
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 13:13, archived)
# \o/
I lost my job, got a temp job at same company till next year. Keeping head above water and stuff...
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 13:14, archived)
# Dole for 9 months so hear you.
Luckily the 'other' Mr the Clownfish was around for treats and that.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 13:20, archived)
# Bless his Aussiebums :)
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 13:24, archived)
# that's a dilly of a pickle
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 12:44, archived)
#
dilly of a dead pickle
(danielgoodm AntlerBoyStudios, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 12:45, archived)
# haha
pun
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 12:46, archived)
# I'm even more confused by this than your usual stuff
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 12:47, archived)
#
i replaced the word kill with dill, stupid pun, that's all
(danielgoodm AntlerBoyStudios, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 12:54, archived)
# I assumed it was that
just wondered why it hadn't drowned itself in brine and herbs
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 12:54, archived)
# this is good.
have you stopped doing your clay models?
(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 12:49, archived)
#
nah just mixin it up...actually just finished a stop motion animation video featuring clay figures, if you care to see...or we can save for another time
(danielgoodm AntlerBoyStudios, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 12:54, archived)
# sounds good
(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 13:00, archived)
# sounds fine-pop it on links
or link with a post/whatever
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 13:01, archived)
#
were you telling me to post it on links board, or am i totally misreading this/confused? if so, you can just ignore, sorry
(danielgoodm AntlerBoyStudios, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 13:32, archived)
# Yeah, stick it up on the links board

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 13:38, archived)
# yep...well that was the first place that came to mind that's all
I'd like to see it though :D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 13:42, archived)
# Your stuff has definitely grown on me.
A lot more time and effort than I could ever muster, too.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 13:03, archived)
#
well thank you kind sir for sticking around and giving it a chance...it's def not "mainstream"...but your patience is much appreciated, hopefully I can keep it up.
(danielgoodm AntlerBoyStudios, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 13:31, archived)
# keep it up
pfft
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 13:51, archived)
# *spang*
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 12:53, archived)
# was it autoerotic asphyxiation
was he gherkin himself off...?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 13:40, archived)
# I welcome our fluffy overlords and hope the transition of power is quick and painless




www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post822337
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 12:03, archived)
# lol giant cat
:3
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 12:08, archived)
# lol giant kitten
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 12:08, archived)
# Here is the suggestion you were asking for:
www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post572682
Flame away!
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 12:33, archived)
# ^ comedy genius right there
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 12:39, archived)
# Thanks.
I'm glad you like it.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 12:40, archived)
# *slow clap*
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 12:42, archived)
# someone gaz me when it's safe to unignore all these tedious replies
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 12:41, archived)
# how about you just keep me on ignore

and stop pissing about the bush..cheers
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 12:42, archived)
# welcome to the internets
Prodg replies are short and to the point, if people don't like them maybe they should consider what they are about to post.

a few "cunt" replies are what made me think about the shit I was posting and had a positive effect
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 12:56, archived)
# Paul and Prodg sitting in a tree...
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 12:57, archived)
# how DO you spell obsequious?
(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 12:58, archived)
# not being obedient
just saying a lot of people post retarded images and then wonder why they get the replies they get.
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 13:03, archived)
# I think it's the wondering why that is the problem really
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 13:05, archived)
# Is it:
s y c o p h a n t i c
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 13:07, archived)
# now that's a hypocritical remark
and in answer to the reply yesterday yes it was wings of desire

(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 13:15, archived)
# why is it hypocritical?
and 'oh, I thought so, ta'
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 13:19, archived)
# looking across previous post and the majority of your replies are always sycophantic
such as haha click or lovely click
it's not a bad thing but when your turning around calling someone a sycophant then it's worth considering past posts

www.b3ta.com/users/searchposts.php?id=77600&board=main

and I have had plenty of clashes with Prodg but I can fully understand why he posts the remarks he does.
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 13:24, archived)
# hmm...
most of these are brief, appreciative remarks rather than extended hagiographies like your tribute to prodg.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 13:27, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 13:28, archived)
# this is no tribute or hero worship
just saying I agree with him regarding some of the comments.
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 13:30, archived)
# hero worship?
your phrase, not mine :)
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 13:31, archived)
# hagiographies - study of saints
well I'm not bestowing sainthood so the hero worship was implied
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 13:33, archived)
# TJ:
is dictionary.com down or is it just me?
(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 13:35, archived)
# Woiks for me, guvnor
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 13:36, archived)
# llort's looking up all the big words and it's making the site run slow
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 13:37, archived)
# working fine here
have you turned it off and back on again?
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 13:46, archived)
# my question is why are you trolling him to get at me?
how about you grow a set and say what's on yer mind
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 13:36, archived)
# I'm not trying to get at you, don't be so vain.
It's his defence of your all too well-known and dismal whining that I was trying to question.
I think you already know I'm not a fan of yours.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 13:45, archived)
# I'm the least vain cunt on this site.
and if you have an issue with me then say it to me and not someone else, you snide little prick, ok?

now we know where we stand
do us both a favour and hit ignore that way I will never bother you again
xx
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 13:50, archived)
# haha - 'I'm the best at not being vain'
I think I did just say it to you - did you actually read my reply?
And why would I want to ignore you? Someone might post an interesting reply.
And you swear too much - it makes you look silly.
cheers
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 13:58, archived)
# *slow clap*

(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 14:21, archived)
# now you're repeating yourself
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 14:24, archived)
# now you're repeating yourself
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 14:29, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 14:30, archived)
# yer maw
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 13:48, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 13:51, archived)
# please anyone feel free to ignore me at any time they wish...I won't hold it against you

just don't be a tedious dick about it while waggling your moral finger at me as I'll probably just tell you to go fuck yourself

lots of love
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 13:00, archived)
# I think Iv'e only been off the Prodg ignore list for a few months
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 13:05, archived)
# seeing as I have 3 people on it I doubt you where

(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 13:11, archived)
# I was ignored by 90% of the board for the "vote brown get shit" scat pic
and I posted a rapidly flashing image that received a cunt and a comment about being ignored, and you gazd me when I posted please die against an image but posted as a reply to you by mistake
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 13:27, archived)
# Maybe his leg had just grow?
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 13:32, archived)
# haha
That's the best reply ever. You are a total legend and I love you. x
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 13:34, archived)
#
I know.

/Solo
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 13:35, archived)
# like I've said before most spacks get ignored for an hour..or I till I think they've left the board
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 13:39, archived)
# If people read the FAQ then there's be no need for "cunt" replies.
Oh, and topically:
"Please don't be horrible to other people just because they are new, or you didn't like their picture, or posted something that bothers you. If you can't say anything nice, then don't say anything."
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 13:02, archived)
# Pffft.
That'll work.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 13:05, archived)
# Who asked you? CUUUUUUNNNNNNTTTTT!
Oh balls.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 13:11, archived)
# You spelled cunt with one too many "N"s!
YOU HAVE RUINED MY LIFE
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 13:12, archived)
#
I love b3ta
^^
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 14:08, archived)
# Hippy. ;)
Doesn't change the fact that you're right though.
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 13:07, archived)
# Oh there's no place like home!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 13:12, archived)
# correct netiquette right there
unless it's a spammer....haha...it can be quite entertaining having the odd spammer drop by
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 13:23, archived)
# POAPOAC!
Planet On A Picture Of A Cat. Such a cliche...

COAPOAP would have been funny. Tsk!
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Wed 11 Aug 2010, 12:10, archived)
# I think everyone would be interested in your brilliant suggestion
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 12:12, archived)
# A poo on a Prodg lol
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Wed 11 Aug 2010, 12:13, archived)
#

on bringing fuck all to b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 12:14, archived)
# 8 years!
8 years!

and for what?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 12:17, archived)
# FUCK ALL
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 12:18, archived)
# HEE HAW
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 12:18, archived)
# ZILTCH
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 12:18, archived)
# NADDA
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 12:19, archived)
# NOTHING
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 12:20, archived)
# YOU LOSE
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 12:20, archived)
# GOOD DAY SIR!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 12:20, archived)
# ^ What she said
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 12:23, archived)
# Get off the cunting fence and spit it out.
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 13:36, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 13:52, archived)
# Happy B3taday, runny shit man
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 13:10, archived)
# maybe I should wait a few years and repost it in a new thread
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 12:14, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 12:08, archived)
# Spacehopper challenge was great
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 12:19, archived)
# I'll chuck my challenge suggestion from back in 08!
into the running as well.
www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post258224
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 12:09, archived)
# that's a good one
but expand it to your house and surrounding areas, otherwise some dickhead will throw a fit when someone posts an outdoor ghost.
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 12:14, archived)
# Noted:
And added gardens into the Brief.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 12:15, archived)
# hello
I wonder, could you help?
Is there a quick way to find my image challenge suggestion from a few months ago?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 12:23, archived)
# try
www.b3ta.com/search/answers/me

edit: haha, this must be what you're after
www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post572682
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 12:25, archived)
# ^this^
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 12:25, archived)
# whomp
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 13:37, archived)
# oh, thanks!
edit: yes, it was
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 12:26, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 12:29, archived)
# I just used /search/ my posts
and added haunted, so I guess sticking a keyword used in your post would get it? ( I think...B3ta search often goes banjax for me at times)
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 12:25, archived)
# I used bloop's method,
but thanks for answering!
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 12:28, archived)
# can this be expanded so we also flood the david icke board with fake images
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 12:15, archived)
# I voted for it already
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 12:16, archived)
# Cheers
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 12:20, archived)
# It'll hug your face while you sleep.
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 12:11, archived)
# Spacecat is squishing our moon
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 12:20, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 12:24, archived)
# Kill it with hammers!
www.b3ta.com/challenge/zoo/
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 12:29, archived)
# I love the idea, that challenges used to come with templates!
I would love a packaging one With a downloadable PDF box net/template!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 12:31, archived)
# fact time

Errr...
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 12:00, archived)
# Hahahah
fantastic
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 12:01, archived)
# cetation needed
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 12:10, archived)
# splendid
where's the next episode of miguel?

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 12:16, archived)
# When I can be arsed.
Can't decide whether to 'introduce' his father or his gambling problem...

Also, I've got a new graphics tablet in the post so I might wait until it arrives to do the next episode.
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 12:29, archived)
# ohhhhh!!!
new tablet, CDC's alround then.

what one you getting?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 12:33, archived)
# Its a Trust
just because I can't stand Wacom tablets.
www.amazon.co.uk/Trust-Slimline-Widescreen-Tablet-16529/dp/B002IPH5R6/ref=sr_1_3?ie=UTF8&s=electronics&qid=1281527194&sr=8-3

Also, just noticed that Amazon are now selling crisps and other grocerys. And you can still review these items... hmmm...
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 12:47, archived)
# oh nice, i really should get a new one
i've got an old graphire that doesn't work on the mac, i used to have a lully A4 wacom at my old work, but alas no more.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 14:00, archived)
# miguelle you cunt!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 12:17, archived)
# Woo to recycling skinheads!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 12:22, archived)
# Awesome
Could maybe benefit from HappyToast style danglies?
(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 14:30, archived)
# To the bins!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 16:09, archived)
[challenge entry] Shit 'shopping ahoy...
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Wed 11 Aug 2010, 11:21, archived)
# HAM TOUCHER.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 11:23, archived)
# Sorry TJ
The ten people or so that use b3tamail regularly, I need to know if you are having issues with your email?
I renewed the site rather late and I think the domain was temperarily disabled.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 11:56, archived)
# why don't you send them an email?
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 11:59, archived)
# They won't reply
:~(~~~~~


If anyone wants email accounts and hosting let me know.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 12:00, archived)
# do they have pop3 and imap?
and are they free?
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 12:06, archived)
# Well at the moment they appear to have nothing:P
Short answer is yes though.


As things stand now you get an email account and ftp directory to keep b3ta stuff in.

There is no site as it orginally was just for emails when I took advantage of a £5 year hosting as a special off. Now that it costs me £80 a year I feel I have to set things up properly.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 12:10, archived)
# ouch
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 12:17, archived)
# Not the cheapest
but inlimited ftp accounts, storage and bandwidth. Although I am limited to 50 email accounts (for some reason it goes from 1-50 free 51 to unlimited £999!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 12:20, archived)
# That
is quite clearly daddy pig dressed as his popeness.

But me likey anyway. Kinda reminds me of nuncat

(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 11:23, archived)
# ^_^

blessed are the pigeons for they are nom nom nom
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 11:24, archived)
# This is quite possibly one of the best things to ever appear on B3ta.
Seriously, it's up there with bum archery for me :)
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Wed 11 Aug 2010, 11:27, archived)
# An honour indeed!
:O)
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 11:29, archived)
# Awwww cheers :D
*is all chuffed*
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 11:31, archived)
# this is great
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 11:29, archived)
# Is this spiritual kitty bliss
or just a tuna fish epiphany?
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 11:31, archived)
# I like this
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 12:00, archived)
#
im going to have nightmares about this picture.
(front_2_back is further inland from the coast than anyone else, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 14:15, archived)
# bacon with bristles.....made me hungry
gotta make some now :)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 11:25, archived)
# sandi toksvig sandwich?
(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 11:27, archived)
# I'll go on the bottom if you prefer:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 11:30, archived)
# yes please - less bristly
(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 11:34, archived)
# He'll be 'smoking bacon'
in no time!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 11:35, archived)
# Hahaha! Nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 12:56, archived)
[challenge entry] Quick pearoast from a lurker.

Been a while.
(I helped save b3ta! mxw8 Needs to learn about Time Management.... later on, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 11:19, archived)
# die you dick!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 11:19, archived)
# now that was a quick reply
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 11:21, archived)
# Prodge has gone all lawnmower man on us and become one with B3ta
thus, every repoast gets an immediate and scathing response
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 11:33, archived)
# I'm taking my work underground. so it won't fall into the wrong hands again.
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 11:45, archived)
# Interesting fact about the lawnmower man
the computer graphics bits were created by Rockstar San Diego
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 11:48, archived)
# oooooh...didn't know that :)
Rockstar was started in dundee so the 'merkin branch must have been called something else back then
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 11:50, archived)
# Angel Studios
they were still called that when they started Red Dead Revolver.
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 11:54, archived)
# Well, the graphics on Red Dwarf were created on STs by Ocean/Special FX programmer Jonathan 'Joffa' Smith
Who did Hypersports, Green Beret, Cobra, Hysteria, Pud Pud etc. on the Speccy.
And who sadly passed away earlier this year. :'-(
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 12:00, archived)
# played many of his games as a kid :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 12:05, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 12:22, archived)
# Sorry.
It's been a long time since I posted last. Now I remember why.
(I helped save b3ta! mxw8 Needs to learn about Time Management.... later on, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 11:33, archived)
# it's all your fault prodg wah wah!

(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 11:41, archived)
# *Ready the Prodigy cannon*
Edit: Damn....misfire! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 11:20, archived)
# Top shop
Don't mind Prodge. He would have preferred it if you had posted it in an existing thread.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 11:22, archived)
# I'm sure I said that?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 11:22, archived)
# Most of us can see that you said that
Newbies/lurkers, not so much. They've not downloaded the ProdgeVision application yet.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 11:25, archived)
# aah
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 11:32, archived)
[challenge entry] Protest shirts....


and to hurt PaulP's head :-)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 10:53, archived)
# haha tshirt
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 10:54, archived)
# Haha
sarcasm about compo entry.
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Wed 11 Aug 2010, 10:59, archived)
# haha
8 years and nothing to show for it
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 11:00, archived)
# maybe he had better things to do
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 11:08, archived)
# Maybe his leg had just grow?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 11:12, archived)
# I didi could out that maybe he had a point.
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 11:15, archived)
# All my cut has only just absorbed by it been a dog.
Sad times, man.
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Wed 11 Aug 2010, 11:21, archived)
# maybe..but he gets my middle fingered welcome back
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 11:18, archived)
# There is nothing better to do.
There is only the iron fist of Image Comp Disapproval.
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Wed 11 Aug 2010, 11:22, archived)
# For this hobby you will need an internet connection and a flask of weak lemon drink.
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 11:28, archived)
# Hahaha!
Simon Quinlank ftw!
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Wed 11 Aug 2010, 11:31, archived)
# Oh no, are our lives and their worth measured in FPs? I wish I'd known.
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Wed 11 Aug 2010, 11:27, archived)
# hahaha.....just something to impress your grandchildren with LOL
plus it can be engraved on the old tombstone:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 11:36, archived)
# Happy Candles!

EDIT: and my compliments to you lurking
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 11:05, archived)
# He only posted so we could see his candle:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 11:09, archived)
# What a slut
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 11:11, archived)
# As the Cardinal said to the Choirboy....
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 11:11, archived)
# so pointless when they do that
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 11:17, archived)
# candles!
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 11:08, archived)
# it's not even flickering...
c'mon man
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 11:14, archived)
# Fucking hell, I didn't even realize.
Eight years of waste.
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Wed 11 Aug 2010, 11:17, archived)
# haha...at least you've not wasted them here
I gather you have a life then..(always meant to get one meself-never got round to it):D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 11:22, archived)
# Have a life?
Are you being sarcastic?
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Wed 11 Aug 2010, 11:25, archived)
# Pfft!
So hip to be a square
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 10:59, archived)
# Huey Lewis and the News ftw!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 10:59, archived)
# which one is the pope again?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 10:59, archived)
# The one with the funny walking stick.
Morning sir :)
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 11:00, archived)
# :D Charlie Chaplain
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 11:08, archived)
# HAHA
Pope Charlie the first
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 11:09, archived)
# I thought that was his bollocks hanging out at first
bit high up mind.
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 11:17, archived)
# Hahaha! Yes, that one :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 11:34, archived)
# the one with the waggly tail
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 11:00, archived)
# I do wish he was for sale
(and no I am not a choirboy)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 11:09, archived)
# The one signing that there register.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 11:01, archived)
# For a minute I couldn't understand why someone would "sing" a register.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 11:04, archived)
# *Trys

♫ A Register.... ♫
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 11:08, archived)
# You need to sing that in a higher register...

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 11:19, archived)
# *Trys again

♫ A Higher Register ♫
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 11:35, archived)
# The one that has not been arrested for sex with choir boys
(yet)
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 11:07, archived)
# Thats a neato
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 11:02, archived)
# I thought he was a bit round.
...and so to bed. (Have fun with the pic)
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 11:03, archived)
# Nighty night Egg
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 11:10, archived)
# Good ning to all


The first person to mention it's a cannon and not a gun gets a playful smack round the chops with a chainsaw.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 10:48, archived)
# That's a cannon not a gun.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 10:49, archived)
# *playfully chops head off*
You'll be fine. Just stick some vinegar on it.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 10:50, archived)
# A nurse once told me to do that for crabs.
I think she was still a student.
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 12:32, archived)
# are they all made by Canon?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 10:49, archived)
# It's a gun
that fires machines...

...machine gun...

Oh well, I tried :O(
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 10:51, archived)
# shame you had to burst into our pedantic cunts on b3ta (wednesday meeting)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 10:54, archived)
# Meh
I got so carried away with actually thinking of something to post I forgot the tiny details.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 10:56, archived)
# such as cannon and typewriter
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 11:13, archived)
# It's a cannon and not a gun.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 10:49, archived)
# Too slow chicken merengo
For you, it's an aggressive punch in the face
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 10:51, archived)
# Why am I suddenly a meal?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 10:51, archived)
# 'Cos you're tasty enough to eat
*licks*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 10:52, archived)
# A little to the left...thaaaaat's it...
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 10:53, archived)
# washing machine...Check
Printing machine... Check
Type writer ?
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 10:49, archived)
# :O(
www.b3ta.com/board/10151210
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 10:52, archived)
# a cannon is a type of gun
so woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 10:50, archived)
# *Enhuggles*
Thank you.

*puts off suicide by cake until another day*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 10:54, archived)
# Is there some kind of plot?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 10:50, archived)
# Is that stat in your sig really true?
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 10:51, archived)
# How dare you question Wikipedia.
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 10:52, archived)
# ha ha fair enough. :D
I'll take it as a 'maybe'
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 10:52, archived)
# A foul plot
to fill Kiddeminster with our typewriters, washing machines and printing press
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 10:53, archived)
# what's it full of now?
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 10:54, archived)
# Ribbon ink, dirty clothes and paper
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 10:57, archived)
# *buys train ticket*
I am addicted to ribbon ink
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 11:10, archived)
# I genuinley WANT a small printing /letter press
But for the lack of room :(
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 10:55, archived)
# You need a printing shed
so you can burst in there shouting "STOP THE PRESSES!"
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 10:58, archived)
# Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 11:00, archived)
#
chainsaw stanley knife
/inability to recognise everyday objects blog
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Wed 11 Aug 2010, 11:30, archived)
# Damn it, churl, lay off the pies.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 10:45, archived)
# THIS is why we can't have nice things......
*shudders* (morning B3ta)
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 10:45, archived)
# WHAT THE FUCK
I'm stifling office lols but this has to be NSFW due to tits
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 10:46, archived)
# moobs
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 10:47, archived)
# they still need a bra
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 10:50, archived)
#
a bra sunglasses
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 10:53, archived)
# he's nearly got a bigger chin than you
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 10:46, archived)
# When I reviewed the finished image, I thought the same thing.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 10:47, archived)
# O_O
o_o
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 10:47, archived)
# No need!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 10:48, archived)
# KILL IT WITH PASTRY.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 10:49, archived)
# Noooo
That will only make it stronger!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 10:50, archived)
# impressive boobage
i'd knock one out if i wasn't so sickened.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 11:21, archived)
# Source
Sure that's from www.manboobs.co.uk...

(littlechav Suffering from too many red bulls since, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 11:22, archived)
# oh dear god it exists
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 12:00, archived)
[challenge entry] La la la


Click for bigger (91 kb)
(ZeroG, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 10:41, archived)
# I get the feeling today is going to be one of those days
where every post hurts my head
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 10:43, archived)
# First b3ta image post...
...be gentle :)
(ZeroG, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 10:44, archived)
# hahah pope tshirt

welcome to b3ta you'll never leave
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 10:44, archived)
# does it come in any otter colours?
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 10:46, archived)
# Polecat grey?
(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Wed 11 Aug 2010, 11:24, archived)
# welcome n00b, pull up a kitten, shop a goatse, you'll never walk alone into the dark and stormy night etc etc etc
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 10:47, archived)
# Lalala!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 10:49, archived)
# :)
(|, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 10:30, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 10:33, archived)
# ?
.
(|, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 10:34, archived)
# !
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 10:35, archived)
# .....
.
(|, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 10:36, archived)
#
☿
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 10:38, archived)
#
®
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 10:42, archived)
# I like a good riddle
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 10:38, archived)
# OH BOY!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 10:38, archived)
# GIUNTI
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 10:38, archived)
# paracetamol for that
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 10:41, archived)
# I'm RISing like a bastard here
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 10:41, archived)
# I think he is selling wollastonite.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 10:42, archived)
# I remember when all this was flids
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 10:44, archived)
# I'm just getting redex.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 10:45, archived)
# Don't call Jesus a bastard
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 10:46, archived)
# How to talk to girls
buongiorno!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 10:42, archived)
[challenge entry] Either it's The Pope holding a fish at Old Trafford


or I did something clever,
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 10:27, archived)
# lolfootballpope?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 10:30, archived)
# Carpe Diem.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 10:32, archived)
# Oh I get it now
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 10:35, archived)
# I don't
I see the carp, a pope and a football ground

this is making my head hurt and I haven't had any bacon today :(
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 10:36, archived)
# I don't either
but I was hoping we could all move on
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 10:38, archived)
# Have bacon
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 10:38, archived)
# bacon + coffee and see if this makes sense when I get back
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 10:41, archived)
# 'shopped Popes only
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 10:31, archived)
# I'm not sure what's going on here but I think it might be sport related
*PIMP*
b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post822597
Basically taken from prodigy69s post and expanded upon
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 10:31, archived)
# no you basically kicked me in the dick and stole my idea

lets not pussy foot about it
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 10:37, archived)
# Never mind.
It's not that good an idea, anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 10:39, archived)
# that might be true
but I still waiting on seeing something brilliant suggested by you
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 10:40, archived)
# so you are saying the idea is shit
well I stole it so I don't really care :P
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 10:41, archived)
# Beware: the trout!
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 10:43, archived)
# if it's not covered in batter with a side portion of chips then I really don't know what type of fish it is
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 10:45, archived)
# As much as I like Prodge's animal mash-ups,
I wouldn't enjoy a week of second-rate imitations.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 10:44, archived)
# I was aiming for the balls
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 10:39, archived)
# hahaha pope holding a fish


(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 10:32, archived)
# And at Man United.
It might have been Chelsea.

Or Arsenal.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 10:34, archived)
# it's clearly a hidden message

Man is united with the vatican but something smells fishy


WAKE UP SHEEPLE!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 10:37, archived)
# says nothing
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 10:37, archived)
# You know
I'm not going to give the answer.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 11:02, archived)
[challenge entry] .
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 10:09, archived)
# lol pope
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 10:10, archived)
# needs more red-eye reduction:D
SHEESH......he's pretty evil close up
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 10:14, archived)
# Eeep! THa tis sinister.
Woo.

Sorry just a quick TJ. Just popping through to say I've renewed b3tamail.com accounts it's assured for another year.

I may actually develop a site there so that there's some sort of hosting for those with accounts.

EDIT: I'm going to have a bit of a clear up so I should have some more room for those wanting @b3tamail.com accounts.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 10:15, archived)
# i will eat your protestants with a nice chianti
good post :)
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 10:22, archived)
# Oh how Gepetto wished Pinnocciho was real!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 9:30, archived)
# oooh knob splinters
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 9:33, archived)
# hehe
michael gove?
(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 9:34, archived)
# Disney hardcore
18's & over
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 9:35, archived)
# To add to my collection ;)

(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 9:37, archived)
# saucy:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 9:38, archived)
# hahahaha
Quailty work Elvis!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 9:40, archived)
# poomph!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 9:51, archived)
# As requested
www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post822519
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 9:57, archived)
# I said something better ;P
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 10:04, archived)
# how about...?
b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post822525
(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 10:06, archived)
#
how about we never do any more lol [this celebrity] challenges EVER again
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 10:08, archived)
# i feel similarly about challenges about small brown furry animals.
but you cnt get what you want every week.
(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 10:18, archived)
# can't wait for that Maurice Gibb challenge.

great idea
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 10:23, archived)
# thought you'd like it
x
(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 10:27, archived)
#


(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 10:38, archived)
# hahaha thumb donald fuck
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Wed 11 Aug 2010, 11:37, archived)
# I actually...
...burst out laughing when I saw Donald's purple parts!

Thank God all my office colleagues have fucked off to a training session...
(Harry Webshiter Spiggley biggley bog., Wed 11 Aug 2010, 12:02, archived)
# thx
I didn't think anyone had seen this - I was a bit late for the thread
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 12:39, archived)
# i wondered who it was who made all these
(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 10:01, archived)
# it's a black market at the Disney Studios
the low paid artists need to make ends meet
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 11 Aug 2010, 10:02, archived)
# just ask jolly jack

grrr yiff yiff
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 10:05, archived)
# Oh christ
I got in last night to find the missus watching this:
www.imdb.com/title/tt0534691/
I never thought I'd hear my telly say the word "yiffing"
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 10:29, archived)
# haha I've been looking for video of that to turn into a gif for ages
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 10:31, archived)
# cheesecake-tastic
WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 10:48, archived)
# ^ Wood
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 9:53, archived)
# THIS IS WHAT GROWS WHEN I LIE!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 11 Aug 2010, 10:03, archived)
# GONNA TO GET CAUGHT
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 10:06, archived)
[challenge entry] Turned up late for compo so it'll have to be a pearoast :(

(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 9:25, archived)
# re-posting cunt!

me me me me
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 9:27, archived)
# hangs head in shame
:(
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 9:28, archived)
# I miss sixpences
used to be my favourite coin:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 9:30, archived)
# I like tuppences.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 9:31, archived)
# i miss licking tuppences
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 9:32, archived)
# *like omg TOTALLY wins*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 9:34, archived)
# ^ what she said
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 11 Aug 2010, 10:10, archived)
# did you have one of those little money boxes to store them in
that looked like a silver pillar box
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 11 Aug 2010, 10:04, archived)
# never SAVED them.......I spent 'em!!
*Live for the moment and another is sure to follow*:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 10:10, archived)
# the fact that sixpences were worth 2.5p confused me
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 11 Aug 2010, 10:20, archived)
# it was designed to
...a lot of money was made during & since the changeover....taking things to the nearest pound meant "their pound"...not ours:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 10:30, archived)
# wait
is that a chapel on a tank??
(Frottage cheese, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 13:31, archived)
[challenge entry] I ain't afraid o' no P..............AAAAARGH :(
soon be over peeps-hang in there..(compo that is-not religion lol):)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 9:16, archived)
# See you ad da pardy Benedict!
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 9:16, archived)
# should be a good one
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 9:21, archived)
# WTTPBTW
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 9:44, archived)
# that's very well done
that is :)
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 9:37, archived)
# Yes darling, Satanism is no religion, it's organized crime!
Love the "Total Recall" look! :)
(imchocked CAPTAIN HE IS ALL TIME TOUCHING MY ASS, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 9:47, archived)
# So it's true . . . he does have a split personality !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 15:58, archived)
# I fucking knew it.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 20:29, archived)
# Woo:D
(herman:D, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 21:15, archived)
[challenge entry] YES we can, Pope for President


Click for bigger (189 kb)
(imchocked CAPTAIN HE IS ALL TIME TOUCHING MY ASS, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 7:52, archived)
# wake up sheeple!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 8:05, archived)
# *stretches*
*wakes up*
*yawns*
Mornin' Prodge :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 8:20, archived)
# ning :)

it's wednesday and this shit challenge will be gone soon!

yay!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 8:25, archived)
# plus Scott Pilgrim on PSN today woohoo!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 8:27, archived)
# meh

busy playing mafia 2 demo
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 8:36, archived)
# hmm
saw the trailer.. as much as I love Edgar Wright, looked a bit meh
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 8:41, archived)
# the game is a classic 8bit side scroller style beat 'em up
made by the king of such things Paul Robertson
www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPeTvu1VGXw

Paul Robertson being the guy that made Kings of Power 4Billion% and many other mental videos
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ll5qW9_ex0g
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 8:51, archived)
# aaah
fair play, that looks good!
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 8:55, archived)
# Looks pretty good
bet its over a tenner though :(
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 9:18, archived)
# $9.99 on US PSN so shouldn't be
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 9:22, archived)
# huzzah!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 8:28, archived)
# So what's it gonna be?
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 8:42, archived)
# no idea, but here's a couple of old suggestions:
which hopefully have a bit of scope on them to reduce same images/person being endlessly photoshopped for a week

b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post801723
b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post738560
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 8:44, archived)
# My record speaks my loyalty
The subtlety one is a great idea

Alas, today I have to go out and pretend to care about my life.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 8:47, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 8:50, archived)
# hahaha :) that's great
/nearly a fruit tea/monitor moment as well
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 8:50, archived)
# ^What she said^
EDIT: But with non-gay tea.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 8:54, archived)
# ^ what she said
but with strong black coffee, like real men drink
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 9:09, archived)
# would that I could
*misses proper tea and coffee* :(
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 9:10, archived)
# Caffeine intolerant?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 9:21, archived)
# Caffeine, along with alcohol, trigger
These for me.
I've just found it easier to steer clear of all tea, coffee, cola etc. even the de-caff ones
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 9:24, archived)
# Racist.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 9:34, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 9:35, archived)
# if you had the uranium wafers implanted in your brain, like i suggested
this would all be a different story.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 10:52, archived)
# hahaha, I've still got the consent form for the operation
I'm waiting on my contact from Russia bringing over the U235
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 10:55, archived)
# You are a Sherman
AICMFP.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 9:15, archived)
# WHYAYEOUGHTA!
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 9:24, archived)
# I actually had one of those the other day
I was watching Shooting Stars, and Bob said "True or False: The Vagina Monologues were originally called The Minge Manual."
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 8:58, archived)
# That
is JEENY US!

Clickety-click for you, my lad!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 8:54, archived)
# ^ What she gargled
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 9:17, archived)
# WTF???
(imchocked CAPTAIN HE IS ALL TIME TOUCHING MY ASS, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 12:48, archived)
# that was the gag...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 9:11, archived)
# cough
b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post822337
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 8:59, archived)
# liking the 'great escape'one :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 9:05, archived)
# Yup
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 9:14, archived)
# Good 'nings
I've updated the calendar with all the latest info :)
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 9:23, archived)
# you come up with something better then
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 9:30, archived)
# Yeah, and watch the board immediately fill with
"RPS is shit, give it up" and Whale-A-Poids.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 9:24, archived)
# I like Wail-aa-poyds
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 9:25, archived)
# sounds all too familiar
.....
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 9:25, archived)
# how will it?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 9:30, archived)
# If you ban photoshop, people will post unshopped pics
And then you'll moan that they're unshopped.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 9:35, archived)
# who's banning photoshop?
maybe try reading what I actually suggested?

The Great Escape: photoshop a great escape
Meerkat: photoshop a meerkat..simples
Extinct/ Fantasy Animals: come one come all to the CryptoZoo

at what point did I say not to use photoshop?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 9:36, archived)
# I did. It's rubbish.
And so is YOUR MUM.

EDIT: I accept fail - your sarcarstic, moaning manner led me to think that you were mocking these things, not suggesting them.

Joe Scaramanga's already done the Great Escape, being chased by a Nazi Ctrl key.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 9:42, archived)
#

[edit] so what...one person has done an image that's 'kinda close' to what's been suggested.

yea let's not try and better it then
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 9:43, archived)
# I don't believe there is anyone in the world better than Joe Scaramanga.
Except Mrs Vagabond.

And me.

And my mum.

And possibly Winona Ryder.

But apart from that, no.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 9:56, archived)
# thank fuck you're not head of the cancer cure research division.

"Joe kinda came close to a cure a while back..so we thought we would just leave it at that"

way to go.
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 10:00, archived)
# lol worthy
Ever-increasing overpopulation FTW.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 10:14, archived)
# Meerkats *are* people too, racist.
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Wed 11 Aug 2010, 9:43, archived)
# anythiing but meerkats.
we had tarsiers the other day, theyre more-or-less the same thing
(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 10:02, archived)
# one lives in the trees and the other in the desert underground

yea they're both the same really
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 10:07, archived)
# Fantasy animals FTW
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 10:20, archived)
# if we're all pimping
b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post822389
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 9:25, archived)
# Atomic's "shitting at the bosses face" from the other day will take some beating
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 9:28, archived)
# zerodin would win that, hands down
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 9:31, archived)
# what are you waiting for?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=s714AuuFEYM
(imchocked CAPTAIN HE IS ALL TIME TOUCHING MY ASS, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 10:19, archived)
# is that the dalek emperor behind him?
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 8:30, archived)
# I can see the headline for the mail
Darlek and Pope clash over immigration and cause cancer
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 8:58, archived)
# HYpocrisy
But yes. Good work otherwise.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 8:39, archived)
# pssst
Hypocrisy
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 8:51, archived)
# Pssst
^
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 8:53, archived)
# ahhh piss
the worse thing is I typed it out as the manager walked in and didn't get to hit post for 20 min
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 9:01, archived)
# Save it for The Judge.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 9:15, archived)
# I take it the punishment is the usual
buggery by the b3ta gimp
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 9:42, archived)
# Vat-I-CAn!
(Bela Lugosi's Dad's a Ginger, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 8:55, archived)
# Starts singing
♫ Pop the Preacher - Can you fix it? ♫
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 9:15, archived)

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