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# Don't Look Now! It's...

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(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 8:35, archived)
# Ha!
Chikken Miguelle is an example to us all
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 8:37, archived)
# GREAT!
I love the dramatic atmosphere, the high suspense and then finally the resolution of the plot!
(imchocked CAPTAIN HE IS ALL TIME TOUCHING MY ASS, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 8:38, archived)
# \o/
BWABWAKBWAKHAHAHA!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 8:44, archived)
# \o/
King Chicken
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 9:20, archived)
# These are brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! Dervel OTBC, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 8:47, archived)
# Woo/yay/houpla!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 8:49, archived)
# ha!
take that you little yellow fuck!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 12 Aug 2010, 8:53, archived)
# Wheee



www.sinfest.net/archive_page.php?comicID=119
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 12 Aug 2010, 9:11, archived)
# miguelle you cunt!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 10:37, archived)
[challenge entry] Mommy! Mooooommy! I'm finished ...
(imchocked CAPTAIN HE IS ALL TIME TOUCHING MY ASS, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 8:08, archived)
# We're gonna need a bigger pack of wet wipes
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 8:38, archived)
# especially that first one
I fixed a pothole in the drive with my daughters first 'gift'
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 12 Aug 2010, 8:56, archived)
[challenge entry] Just posted this to The Daily Show forum
in response to last night's episode about mosques near Ground Zero. Figured it could go here.

I think Newt Gingrich and chums might be encouraged by this solution to the problem of where Muslim Americans
should be allowed to worship. What you need to do is find a nice quiet spot out in the Midwest to build a giant aerial
mosque - a sky-Mecca, if you will - suspended above the corn so as not to interfere with any potential hallowed ground.
Then Muslims across the nation, since they're all such skilled pilots, can congregate there five times a day at their
convenience. In the spirit of the reason for this being such a vexed issue you could name the area "District September".


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(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 7:59, archived)
# Is that
Balamb Garden out of Final Fantasy VIII?
(I helped save b3ta! currantbun is nubtnarruc backwards, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 8:00, archived)
# No, it's a mosque I found on GIS
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 8:01, archived)
# I was kidding. It's very nice.
*Bums*
(I helped save b3ta! currantbun is nubtnarruc backwards, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 8:38, archived)
# I'll never fly.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 8:01, archived)
# This would lead to somekind of Floating Sci-Fi Church gap, The Roman Catholics would have to have one
but with Friggin Lasers, The Hindus SpaceTemple will have Robot Anthropomorphic Demi-Gods, The Mormons would have to have a smaller spaceship but far closer to God than any of the others etc.

(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 8:08, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 8:24, archived)
# The Land of Green Ginger
If I'm not mistaken
(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 9:19, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 8:14, archived)
# WORDS!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 8:24, archived)
# It broke!
:O(
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 8:39, archived)
# You posted a Red-X
Well done
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 9:25, archived)
[challenge entry] It's sure to sell...
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 7:59, archived)
# iMust have it!
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 8:00, archived)
# yesterday I produced one of them
it was very painful
(imchocked CAPTAIN HE IS ALL TIME TOUCHING MY ASS, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 8:12, archived)
# http://www.b3ta.com/board/10152521
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 9:37, archived)
# BRICK!!

feck
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 8:24, archived)
# That would be an ecumenical matter.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 9:48, archived)
# Price tag: £59,475,894.99
CHA-CHING!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 8:40, archived)
# THE SHINY BALLS CLUB

Click for bigger 170k, or this one for a darker atmosphere.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 6:37, archived)
# NOTES:
Robot designs are based on drawings by:
Amoebaboy, atomic, baldmonkey, bloop, bob todd,
butters, captain. iamkin, claptonista, cockweasle,
connor, _felix, happytoast, itsthemotherflippinnoel,
maiden, microwave, mofaha, mr. pineapple, rapitinui,
rev. cleo, shada, tangy, the_fiend, and walrusman.

Modeled from raw geometry and rendered in Blender2.49
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 6:39, archived)
# I love the detail of the multi-coloured custard canons on the roof.

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 6:40, archived)
# Haha, amazing how many dots they seem to pump out for so few of them.
Thx.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 6:53, archived)
# it'll be all those reflective robots
:)
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 6:54, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 6:57, archived)
# Pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 6:59, archived)
# Brilliant
Woos and yays for dedication.
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 6:52, archived)
# Thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 6:58, archived)
#
what do u mean by that??
(flower2010, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 7:07, archived)
#
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/dedication
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 7:19, archived)
# ^ This wins everything today!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 7:39, archived)
# ARGH!
Stylish add-in FAIL!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 12 Aug 2010, 8:49, archived)
# Awesome
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 6:53, archived)
# Superb stuff and yay for Blender 2.49b - I have installed 2.53b but 2.49b is far more impressive and more stable.
BTW quick question: Default Blender Render Engine, Yafray or Luxrender? Because I suspect the first and this would look (more)awesome in Luxrender although it might take a few hours to finalise the render :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 7:41, archived)
# Thanks. Built in renderer, yep.
2.53 is really neat, and I look forward to a more near alpha of it.
As somehow I manage to hit every damn bug in it. [/;-D
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 7:45, archived)
# It's pass the Alpha stage and now it's a Beta but ironically the beta is more buggy that the alpha
they still haven't finalised the exporter which remains broken so no Luxrender for 2.53 yet and the most annoying part is that Smoke and Fire simulation is as buggy as hell, I've followed some top tutorials but for the life of me I cannot get the same results or for some reason the particles won't display at all.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 7:54, archived)
# Alpha is after Beta, but x.xxB is after an x.xxA and before a x.xxC, you see?
All coders are nutters! As I all too well know. Ell oh ell. I haven't gotten particles to work
on any of the 2.5 builds so far. And many of the tools I'm used to using seem to be the
exact ones that don't work or crash the app. Still, it is already useful for small things.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 8:29, archived)
# No the alpha is the testing stage of development, the beta is the fully coded version with the installer
and Blender 2.5x is the final bug-fixed stable version.

see here www.blender.org/development/release-logs/blender-250/ (Blender 2.5 Series Roadmap)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 8:48, archived)
# NUTTERS!!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 9:05, archived)
# Epic work
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 8:02, archived)
# THX BLD!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 8:22, archived)
# There aren't enough clicks in all the world!
This should be newslettered - did you send it in?
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 8:54, archived)
# Thanks!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 9:11, archived)
# oh nice
it's like Disney/Pixar got hold of Machinarium
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 12 Aug 2010, 8:58, archived)
# Some of those are a bit rude for their style.
Thx.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 9:14, archived)
# Bugger, missed the boat..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 9:02, archived)
# Awww. I'll try to give folks more lead time next project.
Sort of flopped into doing all these. Not really planned out.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 9:08, archived)
# You did a grand job & it's entirely my fault for not finishing what I started, earlier.
\o/
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 9:12, archived)
# Fecking brilliant

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 9:22, archived)
# Nice of you to say so.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 10:02, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! djdirect, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 5:22, archived)
#
very cool dialogue and pics
(flower2010, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 7:08, archived)
# hehe
needs a spong at the end though
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 12 Aug 2010, 8:57, archived)
[challenge entry] ..i need around £20.00 to get my operation up and running
.
(die " the end of the world has TITS on it ", Thu 12 Aug 2010, 2:41, archived)
# Does it come in a box?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 2:46, archived)
# That jogged my memory a bit -
A recording by a sound collage artist known as Orchid Spangiafora did a LP many years ago called "Flee Past Ape's Elf" - he used that line in one piece named "Dime Operation" made up of old radio and TV advertisement slogans.

Since everything is now on the Internets, I found a website by the artist:
www.orchidspangiafora.com - he does visual collages as well.
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 7:29, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 2:25, archived)
# Ferrules rule.
An aluminium fist in a rubber glove.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 2:29, archived)
# Don't piss her off. She'll pull off her prosthetic leg. And then you know what happens.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 4:27, archived)
#
fantastic pics
(flower2010, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 7:10, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 1:19, archived)
# Vimod Vimod,
he's so sexy even when he's all pixelly.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 1:32, archived)
# OH GOD YES
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 1:37, archived)
# Vimod is a new disaster in Sim City 2000
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 1:37, archived)
# I'm the same old disaster in Real City 2010.
*EDIT* Good morning, btw!
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 1:50, archived)
# Deploy firefighters
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 1:52, archived)
#
firefighters hostage negotiators
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 1:54, archived)
# Release ALL zigs
..
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 5:16, archived)
# hahaha
delightful.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 1:38, archived)
# FUCK YES!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 2:36, archived)
# Get on the B& short bus!
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 2:52, archived)
# ZAM FUCKING BONI
THAT'S A THING OF JOY
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 2:39, archived)
# RIDE THE ZAMBONI
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 4:55, archived)
#
interesting, i have to say
(flower2010, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 7:08, archived)
# I wish I could click 'I like this' multiple times*

*with any effect

WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 9:18, archived)
[challenge entry] In flight prayer mat, comes with free ruck sack.


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(Vigilante Man weeps because you're stupid., Thu 12 Aug 2010, 1:17, archived)
# Bwahahaha nice!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 1:29, archived)
[challenge entry] "I'm here to ask for £100k investment in my prototype Light-Sword..."
(I helped save b3ta! Greedo You're lucky you found me first., Thu 12 Aug 2010, 0:59, archived)
# A long, long, long, long time ago in a galaxy far away...
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 1:06, archived)
# I love Gene Wilder
gene wilder charlie chocolate wonka

God love him and his heed
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Thu 12 Aug 2010, 0:55, archived)
[challenge entry] I found this, etc etc...
(Testicles just for you, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 0:51, archived)
# Come come now, don't take the piss,
second pic, cock!?
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 0:55, archived)
# at 1am it's not like it's busy!
Does it really matter?

and I believe your mother loved the second pic of my cock, the first one was out of focus.
(Testicles just for you, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 1:19, archived)
# BEEEEEEEEEEEERK !
WHERE'S MY TEA ?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 1:21, archived)
# It's too early for tea!
Coffee maybe... in about 7 hours or so...
(Testicles just for you, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 1:48, archived)
# oh, globbitz.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 1:51, archived)
# I'm not even sure if that's her or Harry Enfield as her
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 1:21, archived)
# definately Deborah Meaden.
(Testicles just for you, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 1:51, archived)
# There's a 50/50 chance that will win this compo
(mr-lizard Hell's teeth man!, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 2:09, archived)
# I know the bod, but
Whose heed is that?
(the Angry Gumball Harmless American, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 3:45, archived)
#
deborah meaden
(Testicles just for you, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 8:12, archived)
# zzzzzzzzzz
(benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 8:16, archived)
# bravo!
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! evilrob saw that ludicrous display last night, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 14:09, archived)
# *clicks*
Good evans she really is a grumpy old woman.
Here's gurning at you, kid.


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(I helped save b3ta! kasterz loitering within tent since, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 21:50, archived)
[challenge entry] I found this etc etc...
(Testicles just for you, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 0:13, archived)
[challenge entry] :)

(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 0:19, archived)
# Not worth it's own thread?
why not start your own?
(Testicles just for you, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 0:22, archived)
# 'Tis a pea...
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 0:25, archived)
#
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(may as well, eh.)
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 0:22, archived)
# fetch yer cloth
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 0:24, archived)
#
fetch touch
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 0:32, archived)
# not after these iron tablets
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 0:33, archived)
# oh well, now it is time for bed
g'night all
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 0:47, archived)
[challenge entry] MS PAINT World Trade Centre Edition...

(Testicles just for you, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 0:28, archived)
# Nice bit of Sideshow Bob there
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 0:30, archived)
# i do like this
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 0:34, archived)
# I don't see what this has to do with the compo.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 10:12, archived)
# haha!! I had to laugh hard!
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Thu 12 Aug 2010, 0:51, archived)
[challenge entry] I'm sorry...


I'm so sorry...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 0:08, archived)
# Caaaaaan
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 1:23, archived)
[challenge entry] Instant pearoast.

(Vigilante Man weeps because you're stupid., Wed 11 Aug 2010, 23:58, archived)
# The vinyl solution?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 23:58, archived)
# That is the name of a used record store in my area
the owner has gotten a few nasty comments in the local press...
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 0:40, archived)
# Good.
btw, the Drumbo book is really, really turgid and crying out for editing. Save yr money.
And play "The Illinois Enema Bandit" or "Truck Driver Divorce" for me one time, won't ya?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 1:10, archived)
# Reposts are best kept as replies in existing threads...
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 0:01, archived)
# At least, that's what prodge always says.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 0:19, archived)
# Yeah.
He puts it more politely though.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 1:30, archived)
# German kids...
(I helped save b3ta! pookong, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 7:19, archived)
[challenge entry] so, err, it's a wii then?
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(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 23:39, archived)
# Not at all.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Wed 11 Aug 2010, 23:49, archived)
# If only
I had photo shop skills

Or a copy of photo shop
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 23:51, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 23:52, archived)
# give it up for mixmaster mmnnnnnngg
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 23:54, archived)
# dance the night away
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 23:57, archived)
# woo
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 23:54, archived)
# Shaun Ryder's dancing was often overlooked, overshadowed by Bez's.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 23:57, archived)
# heheh
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 1:24, archived)
# Nope
[pedant] It won't use controllers with accelerometers in. [/pedant]
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Of Belmsford has got 99 records, but Jay-Z ain't one, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 7:55, archived)
[challenge entry] Ring ring...


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(I helped save b3ta! evilrob saw that ludicrous display last night, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 23:37, archived)
# haha
just wait till Jamster see this!
(jonny_power boom chika wah wow, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 23:40, archived)
# heh heh
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 23:40, archived)
# paradoxically good :)
(eyes, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 23:56, archived)
# deserves more response!
but I was oot! *clicks*
(Testicles just for you, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 0:25, archived)
# haha!
cheers, berk! :)
(I helped save b3ta! evilrob saw that ludicrous display last night, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 12:13, archived)
# yes!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 1:27, archived)
# brilliant
(bomb, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 11:40, archived)
# thanks for the positive feedback, everyone
you've made my day! :D
(I helped save b3ta! evilrob saw that ludicrous display last night, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 12:13, archived)
[challenge entry] We can get all this shit made in the Far East ... Package it in a briefcase ... I'm in!
(the_whore_of_mensa You are John Venables, and I claim my ten pounds!, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 23:35, archived)
[challenge entry] Wibble
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 23:29, archived)
# SPANG!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! R.Soul hmmm, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 23:30, archived)
# Bombay mix IS the devils work!
Esp the raisins...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 23:32, archived)
# Dried-up old fruits aplenty on the talk board.
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 23:31, archived)
# Nah,
they're all off being proud in arseless chaps on Brighton seafront.
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 23:33, archived)
# Was faced with a tough choice a few years ago in Brighton.
a)guaranteed shag with the girl I was with if I followed many others (including an overcompensating dwarf) in jumping off the pier into the sea below; or

b) do no such thing.

I chose option b. A few months later, the girl got diagnosed with a 'borderline personality disorder', whatever that means.

I often wonder whether I made the right choice.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 23:43, archived)
# she sounds dirty
(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 23:45, archived)
# She probably was after she'd done it!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 23:47, archived)
# She was. Very.
It still plays on my mind (ahem).
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 23:48, archived)
# YES
raisins DO NOT BELONG in bombay mix
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 23:32, archived)
# Xactly!
They only belong in chip shop curry!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 23:34, archived)
# NO!
now you're just being wrong on purpose!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 23:35, archived)
# :P
Int Alan Carr great!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 23:46, archived)
# pfff
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 23:49, archived)
# Raisins are a very good substitute for cash when there's a group of you trying to learn how to play poker.
Except that everyone tries to lose.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 23:47, archived)
# use matches instead
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 23:49, archived)
# We tried that.
Poor old 'Loopy' Phil is a year into an 8-year stretch, and Helen is still in litigation with her insurance company.

btw, this might be the first time ever that you haven't said "OK, I'm going to bed, goodnight" or similar as soon as I've logged on.
You on the coffee or something?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 23:55, archived)
# i've had about 12 cups today
but i am going to bed in about an hour, i've got an early start tomorrow
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 23:58, archived)
# Good! We'll appreciate the hour.
I appear to've logged on quite a bit earlier than I've been tending to do in recent months.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 0:01, archived)
# you are a bit early tonight
nothing on telly?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 0:03, archived)
# More sickened at the radio, for once.
How dare you accuse me of watching telly!
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 0:08, archived)
# heheh
i'm watching mock the week repeats
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 0:11, archived)
# Mock the Week without Frankie Boyle
must be like Kentucky Raw Chicken.

(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 0:14, archived)
# that's why i haven't been watching the new series
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 0:16, archived)
# this is so awful I'm going to give it a click!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 1:23, archived)
# Hahahaha YES.
I get inordinately grumpy if I find raisins in my Bombay mix.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 10:13, archived)
# Hahaha fuck :D
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 16:00, archived)

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