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# In Bruspace, no-one can hear you scream "oh not another fucking one"

(, Sun 15 Aug 2010, 14:46, archived)
# Williiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiisssssssssssssssss...........................
The right side of my brain just melted.
(, Sun 15 Aug 2010, 14:53, archived)
#



(, Sun 15 Aug 2010, 14:56, archived)
# i'm not sure if i see
moving tunnels, or top down Jellies :S
(, Sun 15 Aug 2010, 15:26, archived)
# When Hello Kitty and Mario combine...
(, Sun 15 Aug 2010, 13:58, archived)
# Mario: Undercover Paedophile
Gainer of trust
Destroyer of hymens
(, Sun 15 Aug 2010, 14:12, archived)
# Hahahafuck
(, Sun 15 Aug 2010, 15:09, archived)
# Also, I done made this cheery little pic
(, Sun 15 Aug 2010, 14:46, archived)
# Hahahaha that's great
Perfect for JJ
(, Sun 15 Aug 2010, 14:49, archived)
# I was going to fire into the crowd, but there are childrens
(, Sun 15 Aug 2010, 14:53, archived)
# Woosome!
:D

*clickage*
(, Sun 15 Aug 2010, 14:55, archived)
# hehe ^_^
(, Sun 15 Aug 2010, 15:40, archived)
# YAY!
(, Sun 15 Aug 2010, 16:48, archived)
# :D
(, Sun 15 Aug 2010, 18:20, archived)
# know what um sayin'?
(, Sun 15 Aug 2010, 16:29, archived)
[challenge entry] Continuing on a Thunderbirds theme
(, Sun 15 Aug 2010, 13:55, archived)
# arf!
/there's also a hokey cokey gag forming in that as well
(, Sun 15 Aug 2010, 14:01, archived)
# I was thinking of that one but it seemed very corny in my head
:D
(, Sun 15 Aug 2010, 14:02, archived)
# it's bindun i'm afraid
(, Sun 15 Aug 2010, 14:13, archived)
# What the Bavarian fuck is going on 'ere?


...I'm in
(, Sun 15 Aug 2010, 18:15, archived)
# RPS, how many of you knew that red cabbage is bluey-purpley when in the ground!?

I've been helping an old friend on his allotment, I keep seeing/learning stuff that amazes me and he looks at me like I'm a moron, esp when I take a picture of it with my phone, but this was real pretty!
www.b3tards.com/u/420c52b7900bd7084f02/blue-red-cabbage-200.jpg
(, Sun 15 Aug 2010, 13:44, archived)
# That's a triffid you plum
(, Sun 15 Aug 2010, 13:47, archived)
# *runs*
(, Sun 15 Aug 2010, 14:35, archived)
# :o
you can make food colouring from it apparently
(, Sun 15 Aug 2010, 13:51, archived)
# Wouldn't be at all surprised!
(, Sun 15 Aug 2010, 14:29, archived)
# LOOK OUT!!!
(, Sun 15 Aug 2010, 13:56, archived)
# Hehehe!
I was expecting a cabbage patch kid!
(, Sun 15 Aug 2010, 14:29, archived)
# *mmmmm*
(, Sun 15 Aug 2010, 14:07, archived)
# That's the stuff!
Lovely on cheese!
(, Sun 15 Aug 2010, 14:35, archived)
# it's very good with pork roast and meatballs
(, Sun 15 Aug 2010, 14:39, archived)
# Bork! Bork! Bork!
OK, I know it's Danish, not Swedish, but the recipe (and especially the word "kogebogen") sounds hilarious read in Swedish Chef style.
(, Sun 15 Aug 2010, 14:47, archived)
#
(, Sun 15 Aug 2010, 14:52, archived)
# *frikadeller*
(, Sun 15 Aug 2010, 14:41, archived)
# *flæskesteg*
(, Sun 15 Aug 2010, 14:44, archived)
#
rødkål is, I'm guessing from the pic, roadkill.
(, Sun 15 Aug 2010, 15:34, archived)
# It depends on how alkaline your soil is
(, Sun 15 Aug 2010, 14:40, archived)
# Neutral soil perhaps?
The colour is pH sensitive.
(, Sun 15 Aug 2010, 15:11, archived)
# STOMP STOMP STOMP
(, Sun 15 Aug 2010, 13:32, archived)
# How lovely!
:D
(, Sun 15 Aug 2010, 13:33, archived)
# Awww babe :D
(, Sun 15 Aug 2010, 13:36, archived)
# argh!
(, Sun 15 Aug 2010, 13:52, archived)
# *squish* *squish* *squish*
yay!
(, Sun 15 Aug 2010, 13:37, archived)
# Yay for bootpigs
(, Sun 15 Aug 2010, 13:43, archived)
# Aw!
He looks so happy! :D
(, Sun 15 Aug 2010, 13:45, archived)
# sauce here
www.telegraph.co.uk/earth/earthpicturegalleries/7943188/Animal-pictures-of-the-week-13-August-2010.html

he seems to be wearing only two boots, or maybe it was all trick photography anyway.
(, Sun 15 Aug 2010, 13:49, archived)
# haha
aww
(, Sun 15 Aug 2010, 13:47, archived)
# pigs are sooooooo cute

(, Sun 15 Aug 2010, 14:01, archived)
# It has a happy eating grin !
(, Sun 15 Aug 2010, 15:47, archived)
# heh heh :)
(, Sun 15 Aug 2010, 16:31, archived)
# *stomp* *stomp* *stomp* *stomp* *stomp* *stomp*
(, Sun 15 Aug 2010, 16:49, archived)
# DinerCat
(, Sun 15 Aug 2010, 13:30, archived)
# everything seams to be in order
(, Sun 15 Aug 2010, 13:35, archived)
#
(, Sun 15 Aug 2010, 11:55, archived)
# Well that's me tied up for a few minutes tracking that face in AE
:D

Update:
There we go took longer because the top of his head was missing in some frames:

(, Sun 15 Aug 2010, 12:00, archived)
# That's nicely done.
Someone post something new though, I am bored.
(, Sun 15 Aug 2010, 13:15, archived)
# Entertain me
internets.
(, Sun 15 Aug 2010, 13:15, archived)
# Here, what do you think of this as a challenge?
(, Sun 15 Aug 2010, 13:22, archived)
# that is funtastic
(, Sun 15 Aug 2010, 13:27, archived)
# fanspastic
'noon y'all
(, Sun 15 Aug 2010, 13:29, archived)
# ...but now you've poisoned me, because the only ones I can think of are duck variations
*needs more coffee*
(, Sun 15 Aug 2010, 13:31, archived)
# AHH, LIKE THIS
except an actual entry would contain funny
[pizzarea]


(, Sun 15 Aug 2010, 14:29, archived)
# lol
(, Sun 15 Aug 2010, 18:14, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH FACE MEME
(, Sun 15 Aug 2010, 12:04, archived)
# That's a huge bath!
(, Sun 15 Aug 2010, 12:08, archived)
# Hey, if I post this enough, maybe it will become a meme!
(, Sun 15 Aug 2010, 12:12, archived)
# HAHAHA WE NEED TO SLAP IT ONTO EVERY IMAGE ON GOOGLE HAHAHAHA
(, Sun 15 Aug 2010, 12:13, archived)
# Is that a hippy riding a badger?
(, Sun 15 Aug 2010, 12:39, archived)
# Calling Intenational Rescue!
(, Sun 15 Aug 2010, 11:44, archived)
# Wow!
Slow here even for a Sunday!

(BTW, I clickied!)
(, Sun 15 Aug 2010, 11:53, archived)
# Yeah it was very slow yesterday too and that's not usually the case on a Saturday
(, Sun 15 Aug 2010, 11:54, archived)
# :((((
(, Sun 15 Aug 2010, 12:11, archived)
# He was offered a lucrative pay deal, no strings attached
(, Sun 15 Aug 2010, 12:12, archived)
# :D
(, Sun 15 Aug 2010, 12:13, archived)
# *instant emails to the rest of IT dept*
*clicks* and 'ning all
(, Sun 15 Aug 2010, 12:18, archived)
# Hahaha:D
(, Sun 15 Aug 2010, 12:45, archived)
# oof!
right in my pun-gland
(, Sun 15 Aug 2010, 15:02, archived)
[challenge entry] Underwear Gnome 5000

(, Sun 15 Aug 2010, 9:11, archived)
[challenge entry] Silly sancelle.
Pants goes in the TOP drawer.
Also, have a radio for the criminally insane....

(, Sun 15 Aug 2010, 9:23, archived)
# That's Pants that is

Woo!
(, Sun 15 Aug 2010, 9:26, archived)
# Are they related to the tangle-gnomes that live in my pocket
and tangle my bloody earphone cables?
(, Sun 15 Aug 2010, 10:42, archived)
# No cables are related to snakes
every cable I own somehow ends up tangled up with every other cable I own - I think it's a mating thing.
(, Sun 15 Aug 2010, 11:12, archived)
# Is this
the same little bstrd who nicks ONE sock and hides it in the bottom of the washing machine??

Click and woo :-)
(, Sun 15 Aug 2010, 11:45, archived)
# I don't trust it
he's been nothing but trouble
(, Sun 15 Aug 2010, 12:12, archived)
# PROFIT!
(, Sun 15 Aug 2010, 12:39, archived)
[challenge entry] Easy money.
(, Sun 15 Aug 2010, 7:57, archived)
# £2 and a click for a 75% stake
(, Sun 15 Aug 2010, 8:46, archived)
# But i needs £4 for sweets.
We'll go halves on the stake but buy your own chips.
(, Sun 15 Aug 2010, 9:04, archived)
# I'm in but I want 120% of your company
(, Sun 15 Aug 2010, 9:11, archived)
# ok.
But only cos I need the company. (Are you really a Dragon?)
(, Sun 15 Aug 2010, 9:17, archived)
# no but I have £4
(, Sun 15 Aug 2010, 11:42, archived)
# no!
(, Sun 15 Aug 2010, 12:14, archived)
# Beastly Bloop.
Not so loud, kitty can hear you now.
(, Sun 15 Aug 2010, 12:19, archived)
#
(, Sun 15 Aug 2010, 7:25, archived)
# NOM NOM GRIN GRIN NOM NOM GRIN GRIN NOM....
(, Sun 15 Aug 2010, 7:29, archived)
# To the moon, Alice!
(another vision that went horribly wrong...next stop, the trash bin)

see ya's
(, Sun 15 Aug 2010, 7:37, archived)
# nice hat.
He looks a fungi.
(, Sun 15 Aug 2010, 8:09, archived)
# not much room in his house though
(, Sun 15 Aug 2010, 8:57, archived)
# I know there is not mushroom
but you should make this bigger.
(, Sun 15 Aug 2010, 8:22, archived)
# :D
how long before we reach the moon?
(, Sun 15 Aug 2010, 11:30, archived)
# :DD
(, Sun 15 Aug 2010, 12:44, archived)
# Kept in the dark and fed rails =====
(, Sun 15 Aug 2010, 15:46, archived)
# I love this in more ways than one.
YAY
(, Sun 15 Aug 2010, 16:36, archived)
#


(, Sun 15 Aug 2010, 6:52, archived)
# Heads up!
(, Sun 15 Aug 2010, 7:28, archived)
# Turn that frown upside-down.
(, Sun 15 Aug 2010, 7:36, archived)
# So many to shoot!
(, Sun 15 Aug 2010, 9:33, archived)
# Tip of the Day : Wait until they clump up and 1 bullet will kill 4 :D
(, Sun 15 Aug 2010, 10:07, archived)
# New species found
over on /links
news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2010/08/photogalleries/100812-new-species-monkey-science-amazon-bearded-pictures/



I know it's crap, but when you see it and it's easy, you have to go for it.

/life motto
(, Sun 15 Aug 2010, 5:19, archived)
# i like titis
(, Sun 15 Aug 2010, 5:33, archived)
# checkin dat ass
(, Sun 15 Aug 2010, 5:40, archived)
# Boney butt.
(, Sun 15 Aug 2010, 7:37, archived)
# Get out of the way, woman, I can't see the band!
(, Sun 15 Aug 2010, 8:00, archived)
# Ha ha ha... This must have been named after me..
I used to have a bushy beard and I like titis!

The only bit that is wrong, is the Red bit, I was never a Ginger, thank god.
(, Sun 15 Aug 2010, 8:57, archived)
# ..count to ten.. and breathe..
(, Sun 15 Aug 2010, 1:19, archived)
# breathing is for the mugs on /talk
as is counting
(, Sun 15 Aug 2010, 1:23, archived)
# How can you not like the We Buy Any Car ad?
It's a modern masterpiece.
*sings*
webuyanycar.com
webuyanycar.com
webuyanycar.com
any any any any
webuyanycar.com
(, Sun 15 Aug 2010, 1:42, archived)
# I don't like the sponsor advert on Dave :(
Effectively ruined it for me.
(, Sun 15 Aug 2010, 1:45, archived)
# Not seen that, luckily.
Is it not up to par?
(, Sun 15 Aug 2010, 1:49, archived)
# Not at all.
There's a few versions, like R&B, Gospel, Pop etc, and none of them are done anywhere near as good as the original :(
(, Sun 15 Aug 2010, 2:00, archived)
# Oh, well.
At least there's musicmagpie.co.uk keeping standards high.
(, Sun 15 Aug 2010, 2:05, archived)
# it's truly brilliant. the most concise advert ever.
you can't sit there watching it, then say "what was that about?". genius.



(, Sun 15 Aug 2010, 14:11, archived)
# this collection of images makes me angry
EDIT: I just found this little guy out on the patio (2x actual size)
(, Sun 15 Aug 2010, 3:28, archived)
# Cuuute!
(, Sun 15 Aug 2010, 13:09, archived)
# How could you miss Go Compare?
That ad by far makes me the most angriest with rage.
(, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 15:34, archived)
# Sales Pitchers
(, Sun 15 Aug 2010, 0:57, archived)
# I'll take one.
No, 2, no wait, 3 ...
(, Sun 15 Aug 2010, 0:58, archived)
# Hurry . . . supplies are not limited !
(, Sun 15 Aug 2010, 1:01, archived)
# I can't see it running out just yet.
I know I'll press Esc and take just the one.
(, Sun 15 Aug 2010, 1:05, archived)
# Now you're catching on . . . do that repeatedly and snag all you want !
(, Sun 15 Aug 2010, 1:11, archived)
# is one a mac and the other one a microsoft thinkpad?
(, Sun 15 Aug 2010, 1:05, archived)
# One is a madpad . . . the other uses microthink . . . iThink . . .
(, Sun 15 Aug 2010, 1:08, archived)
# padpadthinkthink Is the way forward for non thinkers
(, Sun 15 Aug 2010, 1:11, archived)
# Indeed . . . it is softer on the softest of all soft tissue absorption !
(, Sun 15 Aug 2010, 1:15, archived)
# moonless nights
(, Sun 15 Aug 2010, 1:25, archived)
# and starship flights
(, Sun 15 Aug 2010, 1:31, archived)
# This confuzzles my brain.
(, Sun 15 Aug 2010, 1:07, archived)
# Proof that the sales pitchers are really pitchers of the sales that they hope to promote be doing this . . .
(, Sun 15 Aug 2010, 1:10, archived)
# ...copy of a copy of a copy...
(, Sun 15 Aug 2010, 7:39, archived)
# Copy that !
(, Sun 15 Aug 2010, 15:48, archived)
# made my head asplode
(, Sun 15 Aug 2010, 14:22, archived)
# So . . . I take it that you are sold on the idea . . .
(, Sun 15 Aug 2010, 15:49, archived)
[challenge entry] She loves to dance!
(, Sun 15 Aug 2010, 0:31, archived)
# not to sound cuntish
but the comp is about rubbish inventions you create?
(, Sun 15 Aug 2010, 0:33, archived)
# What's that? Someone not sticking to the compo brief?
BURN HIM!
(, Sun 15 Aug 2010, 0:38, archived)
# maybe he made a dancing sex-robot
(, Sun 15 Aug 2010, 0:42, archived)
# That's why I created a dance mat,
for ugly over zealous blond business women! CUNT!
(, Sun 15 Aug 2010, 0:43, archived)
# b3ta.com/challenge/dragonsden
Is unfortunately all that most people seem to read of the brief
(, Sun 15 Aug 2010, 0:50, archived)
# you want to keep all my breifs?
You dirty sod!
(, Sun 15 Aug 2010, 0:54, archived)
# To be fair,
sometimes even the complainers don't read the brief.
(, Sun 15 Aug 2010, 2:40, archived)
# are you saying the Dance Mat was a good invention?
(, Sun 15 Aug 2010, 1:01, archived)
#
(, Sun 15 Aug 2010, 0:37, archived)
# keeps pressing
LA+V

but it's not fixing anything
(, Sun 15 Aug 2010, 0:39, archived)
# sbroken
(, Sun 15 Aug 2010, 0:52, archived)
# Sigh
Guru meditation time.
(, Sun 15 Aug 2010, 8:51, archived)
[challenge entry] The Deborah Meaden Cordless Phone! There... there's an invention for you.
(, Sun 15 Aug 2010, 0:45, archived)
# 4291?
(, Sun 15 Aug 2010, 1:49, archived)
# hmmm

this isnt a meme, i fucking hate memes. if youre going to rip my images off i'd at least like a credit
(, Sun 15 Aug 2010, 8:14, archived)
#
credit due
(, Sun 15 Aug 2010, 9:19, archived)
# I made an assault rifle with no reference.


Click for bigger (36 kb)
What do you think?
(, Sun 15 Aug 2010, 0:29, archived)
# stock's too high
wouldn't be able to see through the scope.
:)
(, Sun 15 Aug 2010, 0:33, archived)
# alas you are right it is what it is.
(, Sun 15 Aug 2010, 0:36, archived)
# it's ok
it's a gun for police to wave at people dropping on the floor having heart attacks before they shoot them at point blank range I mean errorists who are already on fire.
(, Sun 15 Aug 2010, 0:36, archived)
# errorist! a terrorist that makes lots of mistakes!
(, Sun 15 Aug 2010, 7:07, archived)
# The trigger is too far back OR the butt isn't long enough. Remember that's where your shoulder is.
Also, no bolt-action? :(
(, Sun 15 Aug 2010, 16:40, archived)
# bit of yummy HDR goodness....
Function
much mo' here
(, Sun 15 Aug 2010, 0:16, archived)
# Only 16 minutes in and RPS starts off with a good one.
Nice.
(, Sun 15 Aug 2010, 0:28, archived)
# haha true...thank fuck it's sunday
(, Sun 15 Aug 2010, 0:29, archived)
# Some lovely pictures there
I especially like the deadly lightshade.
As we're RPSing. I've just got an IR filter, not done much with it yet but this is my favourite taken by my wife.
(, Sun 15 Aug 2010, 0:34, archived)
# now get FLIR camera
and mix image :D
(, Sun 15 Aug 2010, 0:36, archived)
# I have no idea what you are talking about
and Google is no longer my friend, long story*, please explain. :)

*not really, I just don't know what I should be searching for
(, Sun 15 Aug 2010, 0:39, archived)
# expensive cameras that protrude further into infrared than just having a passive IR filter attached to your camera.
you'll be able to see heat sources and etc.
(, Sun 15 Aug 2010, 0:41, archived)
# you've mistaken me for someone with money
money and I are no longer friends etc etc
(, Sun 15 Aug 2010, 0:43, archived)
# people used to mistake me for someone with money
then I'd rob them

oh how we'd laugh

as they'd no longer be erroneous in their assertion!

(, Sun 15 Aug 2010, 0:45, archived)
# I assume you're shooting digital?
You should make sure to adjust your white balance, it makes a massive difference. Set it from something that will be white in IR, not white in normal colour (the leaves in that pic for example, or grass. I found that some of my black socks are best for doing it ironically).
(, Sun 15 Aug 2010, 0:43, archived)
# Digital, yes.
As for the other stuff, that might mean reading the manual (actually thanks for the advice it's knowing what to do with the information that I've struggled with). My photography has been pretty much happy accidents but that may need to change as I'm being given a 350D for the arrival of my first child.
(, Sun 15 Aug 2010, 0:49, archived)
# Can't believe FF: The spirits within was on at 1:00


unrelated pic
(, Sun 15 Aug 2010, 0:03, archived)
# Stylish.
(, Sun 15 Aug 2010, 0:27, archived)
# Goth in the desert?
Sounds like a candidate for gothsinhotweather.blogspot.com/
(, Sun 15 Aug 2010, 0:31, archived)

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