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[challenge entry] She did it again.....

(Floppydonkey, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 12:34, archived)
# What? No one? Ok then.
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 12:48, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 12:54, archived)
# Stronger
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 14 Sep 2010, 13:02, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 13:12, archived)
# he's in jonesy mode
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 13:13, archived)
# Lord Jonesy of Petranek
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 14 Sep 2010, 13:15, archived)
# i rarely use the phrase, but this is EPIC
www.myspace.com/42836283/photos/2757675
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 13:20, archived)
# he loves that pose
OMG: twitter.com/J0NE5Y
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 14 Sep 2010, 13:22, archived)
# he must have seen cockweasles pic of him
www.b3ta.com/board/9832659

EDIT: oh, just read cockweasles note, never knew it was his body, hahaha
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 13:26, archived)
# Jonesy?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 13:30, archived)
# just got this!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 14 Sep 2010, 16:19, archived)
# This needs moar praise!
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 21:31, archived)
# Why are you complaining?
It's under 100k and only 768x768. You're not still using an EGA graphics adapter, are you?
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 13:20, archived)
# Lots of people browsing on mobile devices
In these crazy modern times.
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 13:21, archived)
# Bloody stupid.
Websites all over the world in these crazy modern times offer a mobile optimised version exactly for mobile users. B3ta was designed for regular screens. Folks using a mobile device to read non-mobile websites should have no more right to complain than someone still using Lynx.
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 13:45, archived)
# haha
Floppydonkey?


Come in NASA - this is the ISS - we are seeing something strange over the United Kingdom, over.

(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 14 Sep 2010, 12:55, archived)
# lol
(McDazzle Knows not what he does, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 13:12, archived)
# My hovercraft, is full o MY GOD WTF IS THAT
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 21:34, archived)
#
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 13:19, archived)
# School-run Bandwagon
(I helped save b3ta! Evil_Ted is collecting wooden giblets, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 12:15, archived)
# i think this guy was trying to do a freebase impression behind cowell
images2.fanpop.com/images/photos/6000000/Simon-and-creepy-guy-simon-cowell-6028696-290-284.jpg
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 12:25, archived)
# haha...thats class :)
(I helped save b3ta! Evil_Ted is collecting wooden giblets, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 12:27, archived)
# haha :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 12:30, archived)
# :)
www.boston.com/bigpicture/2010/09/diving_in.html#photo30
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 12:30, archived)
# ngngngngngngn
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 12:33, archived)
# :D

(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 12:44, archived)
# ngngngngngngngngn
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 12:49, archived)
# hahah yay!
edit: fuuuck

(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 12:54, archived)
# WHILE STOCKS LAST
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 13:12, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 13:32, archived)
# hehe
I wonder how many people are shopping freebase into that picture

none is my guess
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 14 Sep 2010, 12:31, archived)
# i thought about it, but i know that sort of thing is best kept for the gay shift.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 12:32, archived)
# you are here 24/7!
is there a team of you posting under one username? :D
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 14 Sep 2010, 12:33, archived)
# multiplicity :)
i'm not as active during the day, the light burns.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 12:38, archived)
# Heh, Cowell's new bodyguard: the silent parp.
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 13:02, archived)
[challenge entry] Out Now! For the daft extremist in your life...



Bigger version here, 936kb 2000x2000:

img443.imageshack.us/img443/5364/gunsnmoses.jpg


(I helped save b3ta! tokyosexwhale Straight From my Mind Penis..., Tue 14 Sep 2010, 12:13, archived)
#
WINNAR!
(Bad Monkey hasn't had an abusive gaz since, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 12:13, archived)
# ^What she said
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 12:15, archived)
# Great one!
Well worth the faffing about!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 12:15, archived)
# Sorry Barry...
Thanks for the help
(I helped save b3ta! tokyosexwhale Straight From my Mind Penis..., Tue 14 Sep 2010, 12:16, archived)
# Not a problem.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 12:21, archived)
#
been here 7 years, just never posted my stuff before.
(I helped save b3ta! tokyosexwhale Straight From my Mind Penis..., Tue 14 Sep 2010, 12:22, archived)
# Hogging all the good stuff for yourself, eh?
When we are all posting any old shit we created ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 12:25, archived)
#
I love the old shit...
(I helped save b3ta! tokyosexwhale Straight From my Mind Penis..., Tue 14 Sep 2010, 12:27, archived)
# Well if the other work is anything lik the above
you're an eeeediot
: )
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Tue 14 Sep 2010, 12:26, archived)
# I wonder now whether there are more life-long lurkers hiding the good stuff from us?
-.-
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 12:28, archived)
# I bet
the selfish so-and-so's
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Tue 14 Sep 2010, 12:32, archived)
#
heh, it's been said
(I helped save b3ta! tokyosexwhale Straight From my Mind Penis..., Tue 14 Sep 2010, 12:28, archived)
# From this day forth we demand that you bombard us with your greatness on a daily basis

You're OUR friend now
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Tue 14 Sep 2010, 12:35, archived)
#
I'll honestly try but I think more like at least once a week
(I helped save b3ta! tokyosexwhale Straight From my Mind Penis..., Tue 14 Sep 2010, 14:05, archived)
# Crivvens !
that's brilliant
: D
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Tue 14 Sep 2010, 12:18, archived)
# :D
You great glaikit eejit.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 12:21, archived)
# ; D
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Tue 14 Sep 2010, 12:25, archived)
# Glaikit is a braw word
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 12:29, archived)
# Fuck me, that's a bit good.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 12:18, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 12:23, archived)
# This is so good I'm going to say I like it and click the link that state this as a fact.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 12:24, archived)
# Lovely work here.
(thediscokingpin, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 12:25, archived)
# Fantastic!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 12:29, archived)
# very nicely done, great stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 12:30, archived)
# FRESH BLOOD!
er, I mean, welcome to b3ta. You'll never leave. Not never no siree
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 14 Sep 2010, 12:33, archived)
# Excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 12:37, archived)
# why not host the image on b3ta.
this is blocked in china
:(
(augsav forgot about B3ta, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 12:49, archived)
#
How dare the Chinese! Always the critic...

I'm not sure how to be honest....
(I helped save b3ta! tokyosexwhale Straight From my Mind Penis..., Tue 14 Sep 2010, 12:52, archived)
#
Found it:

www.b3tards.com/u/9148b2fa75893c311eed/guns_moses_small.jpg

made my background blue for some reason
(I helped save b3ta! tokyosexwhale Straight From my Mind Penis..., Tue 14 Sep 2010, 12:59, archived)
# I want to see this on the telly........
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Tue 14 Sep 2010, 11:18, archived)
# Art Garfunkel FTW!
Also, my beautiful Widders has actually become Jabba The Hut with a mop-top.

PSC with a skinhead is something to behold - a sight between deeply unholy and the epitome of erotic.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 11:19, archived)
# I have no idea what you are trying to say
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 11:21, archived)
# Then stop looking at my tits and try and concentrate.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 11:22, archived)
# Top shop sir!!!
*Click* :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 11:22, archived)
# Cheers
I think it would be top TV seeing those 3 smacking each other about
: D
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Tue 14 Sep 2010, 11:25, archived)
#
smacking each other about lezzing up
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 11:31, archived)
# grusome twosome + one =
aaargh.... my eyes, my eyes!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Tue 14 Sep 2010, 11:38, archived)
# haha your powers of photoshop are strong!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 11:30, archived)
# Jesus Christ.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 11:32, archived)
# Is that Lady Gaga's meat bra she's wearing?
Phwoar
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Tue 14 Sep 2010, 11:32, archived)
# It could be if the money is right.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 11:33, archived)
# *searches pockets*
I'll give you ... two bits of string, an old conker, and my second favourite Matchbox car?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 11:40, archived)
# I'm sorry I have no direct dealing with the Widdecombe
you will have to page her directly but I believe you have appropriate payment method she particularly likes string.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 11:45, archived)
# Please tell me you do actually have her number and that you'll gaz me it.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 11:47, archived)
# Shan't bother Gaz-ing it
it's 555 - 123 WobblyWidde
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 11:54, archived)
# what colour string...
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 11:47, archived)
# Pervert!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 11:51, archived)
# Racist!
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 11:55, archived)
# Antiestablishmentarianist!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 11:57, archived)
# Antidisestablishmentarianist!
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 12:02, archived)
# Istist!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 12:04, archived)
# ___ist
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 12:10, archived)
# Touché!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 12:11, archived)
# Cor!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 11:36, archived)
# I believe this would be described as a "bevy"

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 11:32, archived)
# haha, Boyle's the best. Have a Widdecompo!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 11:54, archived)
# am it widdecombe tiem?
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 12:03, archived)
# It's hard to tell the two apart.
when isn't it Widdetiem?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 12:06, archived)
# between the hours of 11am and 5pm on weekends and bank holidays
anyone not obeying the rule will be ground up into widdefood
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 12:09, archived)
# Agreed!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 12:12, archived)
# Well she certainly lives by the maxim "Bee all you can Bee!"
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 12:15, archived)
# i never get bored of this
(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 13:19, archived)
# that's really creepy
well done!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 14 Sep 2010, 12:07, archived)
# He will eat your soul for breakfast!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 11:05, archived)
# Fear...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 11:08, archived)
# He never should have left the cure
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 11:11, archived)
# That would have been some titanic battle of Robert Smith and Morrissey whole cities would have been levelled!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 11:15, archived)
# Someone illustrate this please
and then make a Hollywood blockbuster about it
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 11:17, archived)
# Well it's not Morrissey but hey...
www.southparkstudios.co.uk/clips/sp_vid_150170/
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 11:20, archived)
# Oh yes, I had forgotten that
Perhaps we could persuade Morissey to fight another soft-Goth musician instead?
I vote for Wayne Hussey
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 11:35, archived)
# "Mission Improbable!" see it at the cinema before it goes direct to DVD and later hashed up in Blu-Ray!
Watch in suspense as Hussey launches his Moonchild attack and Morrissey retaliates with an all out assault of mind controlled comatosed girlfriends!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 11:39, archived)
# Won't anyone think of the (album) Children!?


(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 11:43, archived)
# Won't anyone think of the Royalties... Hmmm... Royalties and the circle is complete!
www.dianamystery.com/
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 11:53, archived)
# Sounds a bit South Park...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 11:18, archived)
# robert smith should have never left the smiths
it all got too confusing
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 11:19, archived)
# Robert Smith was in Smiths Crisps?
was it the one with the little blue packet of salt "Salt'n'Shake"?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 11:26, archived)
# no that was just some bullshit from marketing
someone took a few photos and he's still answering questions about it
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 11:30, archived)
# aaaaaaaaaaargh!
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 11:15, archived)
# Crivens !
: )
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Tue 14 Sep 2010, 11:16, archived)
# 2 v's in 'crivvens' apparently...
/got into a really disproportionate internet argument about this once blog
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 11:19, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 11:20, archived)
# what a load of bollocks
It's just the one v
*sets up blog*
EDIT.. On further research I am now going to eat my hat : D
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Tue 14 Sep 2010, 11:45, archived)
# Whit a stramash!

edit/ DC Thompson's lawyers asked me to remove my Oor Wullie and Broons pastiches from the interwebs, which is a shame, but here's an entirely unrelated picture involving the words "braw" and "stramash"

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 11:57, archived)
# ^ favourite scotch phrase ever
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 12:00, archived)
# Heavens!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 11:17, archived)
# The Heaven 17 team is no use here his powers are too strong!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 11:28, archived)
# he comes
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 11:25, archived)
# Mostly he stays abroad - which is good for us!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 11:27, archived)
# Way to kill Lady Di, prick.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 11:30, archived)
# *Dons tin-foil hat*
It's all true!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 11:51, archived)
[challenge entry]
(ALBIONISM, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 10:49, archived)
# Not done one of these in a while...


CFB (194k)

Also, have a bonus google image search WTF moment (175k)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 10:45, archived)
# woo : D
Blimey, they were big (submarines)
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Tue 14 Sep 2010, 10:46, archived)
# You'd be so scared going under the surface of the sea in that lump of iron wouldn't you?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 11:16, archived)
# nice
also the crafty huns used to disguise their subs as family pets
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 14 Sep 2010, 10:49, archived)
# Is there no end to their devilry?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 10:52, archived)
# excellent
*click*
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 10:49, archived)
# Lovely that Baz
...and I shall therefore *click*

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 10:51, archived)
# Cheers.
Although one of these days I will learn to do the fine tinkering before posting, rather than having to upload 3 separate versions!

3 4
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 11:01, archived)
# Great subs, shit SatNavs.
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 10:55, archived)
#
nicely done
*click*
(Sherbs, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 10:55, archived)
# Canine Mini-Bee Gees for the win.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 10:56, archived)
# roffle
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 11:01, archived)
# I'm going to click this
because that is my beach, and I love to have pickerniks on it.
and it's a good pic!
(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Tue 14 Sep 2010, 14:17, archived)
[challenge entry] Originally done for...
another 'shopping forum - just dusted off and recycled

(Nozirrah turned left instead of right and ended up here on, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 10:28, archived)
# there are other places?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 14 Sep 2010, 10:29, archived)
# now my shirt
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 10:30, archived)
# so wow
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 11:13, archived)
# what, right
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 11:32, archived)
# My mum is in the Who.
I mean she works at Tescos.
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 10:35, archived)
# have you got any pictures of her in her uniform?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 14 Sep 2010, 10:38, archived)
# No, only nekkid.
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 10:53, archived)
# oh
then I'm not interested
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 14 Sep 2010, 10:55, archived)
# She's smeared in Tescos own brand produce.
She's a company girl through and through.
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 10:56, archived)
# good girl!
post away!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 14 Sep 2010, 11:25, archived)
# Response so far has been a little strange
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 11:19, archived)
# The 1000 Yard Stare
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 9:44, archived)
# for eva in our hartz
XD
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 9:48, archived)
# GEt Your 'Orrible arse over the top Freebase!!!!!!
: D
He could row the Krauts to death
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Tue 14 Sep 2010, 9:52, archived)
# For Vimod and country
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 9:55, archived)
#
(wankdog, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 10:08, archived)
#
Call me dopey but i dont even know who this guy is.
Who's face is it?
(Sherbs, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 10:48, archived)
# fair enough
i'm new here and had to look it up i found this

knowyourmeme.com/memes/freebase
(wankdog, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 10:58, archived)
# Aww
The internetz think that freebase isn't funny.

[edit] Wooo! L plate is gone. I feel so grown up.
(Bad Monkey hasn't had an abusive gaz since, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 11:50, archived)
# internets is full of shit
i once read on the internets that arse rape jokes aren't funny !!!
(wankdog, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 13:03, archived)
# No... I don't know why either?

Click for NSIISFWON (Not Sure If it's safe For Work Or Not)
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 9:04, archived)
# are you okay?
been getting enough sleep?
i know you've been really depressed about this whole thing with me and your father. you want to talk about it?
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 9:07, archived)
# My father did that to you !
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 9:36, archived)
# it's amazing what you can do with Shipham's chicken paste
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 14 Sep 2010, 9:08, archived)
# 0_0
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Tue 14 Sep 2010, 9:52, archived)
# sandwiches
toast topping
it makes a lovely crispy skin on a roast chicken

what were you thinking?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 14 Sep 2010, 10:17, archived)
# *wobbly bokes*
hahaha.

ningles all.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 9:10, archived)
# Good morning riverghost, hello. Good morning.

Got any entertaining guest stories to tell us?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 9:26, archived)
# Had one that got up in the middle of the night, took a piss on the dorm floor
then apologised and went to mop it up.

There's another one who's a dirty craddle snatcher who started going out with a stunning redhead 13 years his junior.

No wait. That's me:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 10:23, archived)
# :P
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 10:24, archived)
# bloody hoteliers!
coming over here, snatching our craddles!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 14 Sep 2010, 10:38, archived)
# If only Diana were alive!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 10:45, archived)
# Ning MedioGhost
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 9:37, archived)
# DOWN WITH CENSORSHIP
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 9:17, archived)
# Going down on censorship!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 9:19, archived)
# Yus, as the Captain of the Censor Ship
I have to go down....

Madam.
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 9:21, archived)
# Okay, this is the police
We've traced the origin of that image that was posted in your name.
IT WAS POSTED FROM INSIDE YOUR HOUSE.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 9:25, archived)
# ?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 9:38, archived)
# POLICE WILL CONFISCATE YOUR BRAIN FOR FURTHER ANALYSIS!
Do you remember back in the 90s when internet paedos were starting to get caught by the police that the police would confiscate the suspect's computer AND their monitor, mouse and keyboard!

Oh how I used to laugh at those techno-luddites at the time.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 14 Sep 2010, 9:43, archived)
# Haha

There might have been some data traces left on the mouse though.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 9:53, archived)
#
data spunk
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 14 Sep 2010, 10:06, archived)
# hahaha
I'd say it was definitely safe for work

and it makes Tufty horny


(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 9:28, archived)
# heh heh
reminds me of a manequin i saw in new zealand
Photobucket
complete with tissue
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 9:38, archived)
# Hahaha
Very lifelike.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Tue 14 Sep 2010, 9:44, archived)
# I feel like my childhood has just been defiled.
It's warm and tingly.
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 10:37, archived)
# Hahahaha!
*crosses off hummus list*



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 9:47, archived)
# Bugger!
* Crosses that one off my list
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 10:58, archived)
# Hahaha:D
(herman:D, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 17:01, archived)
# However, It was me who made THIS picture


click for de-ris
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 14 Sep 2010, 8:59, archived)
# why is there a picture of morrissey here
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 9:04, archived)
# no - that's the Queen. YOUR QUEEN!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 14 Sep 2010, 9:07, archived)
# I thought morrissey was in the smiths
why are you saying he is in queen
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 9:08, archived)
# well he did kill Princess Diana
www.dianamystery.com/ (WARNING: Lunacy by the bucket)
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 14 Sep 2010, 9:10, archived)
# oh my god
i love this.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 9:12, archived)
# OH MY
MORRISSEY I HARDLY KNEW YE
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 9:15, archived)
# it is hard to argue
with such compelling evidence
(wankdog, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 9:18, archived)
# also they forgot to mention
morrisey wrote a song called girlfriend in a coma, and the driver from the crash was in a coma and probably had a girlfriend once !! i rest my case..

*Just to clarify I'm not really this stupid, this was intended as a witty satire on conspiracy logic
(wankdog, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 9:23, archived)
# you say that now!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 14 Sep 2010, 9:47, archived)
# wat
(wankdog, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 10:53, archived)
# Ha ha, WAT.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 9:25, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 14 Sep 2010, 9:33, archived)
# hahaha
I dread to think what she was reacting to..
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 9:59, archived)
# hang on
shechive.files.wordpress.com/2010/08/30570.gif (2Mb)
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 14 Sep 2010, 10:07, archived)
# wat
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 9:28, archived)
# the more you ignore him . . . . .
. . . . the closer he gets . . . .
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 9:08, archived)
# MORRISSEY
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 9:09, archived)
# in a theature near you
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 9:10, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 9:14, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 9:14, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 9:15, archived)
# sing you fool!
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 9:23, archived)
# Christ
This is all I need, there are two cardboard cut-out Morrisseys in the office watching me as I type this as it is
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 9:26, archived)
# i would be . . . . distracted . . .
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 9:32, archived)
# HE UNDERSTANDS YOU LIKE NO MAN CAN
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 9:37, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 9:41, archived)
# I did wonder if this is why he was always waving gladiolis around his head
to keep it free of cats
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 9:42, archived)
# another of our cats has gone missing :( - that's 2 since July
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 14 Sep 2010, 9:44, archived)
# Aw man that's horrible
ours went missing recently but it turns out its real owners had taken it to the vets for a week

he's back now but less trusting of people than he was, which is probably an understandable reaction if he's had a thermometer stuck up his bum
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 9:47, archived)
# ours are chipped
one disappeared when we were on holiday. The other (his brother) disappeared yesterday after behaving oddly. He is very much a house cat who doesn't venture much beyond the garden usually. He is also too friendly for his won good. Their sister is nursing her 3 week old kitty
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 14 Sep 2010, 9:55, archived)
# Ours originally ran away when its owners were on holiday
they found he'd moved in with another family a couple of streets away

now he seems to have adopted us as well; his original owners' next door neighbours

I hope yours shows up soon :/
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 10:30, archived)
# cheers
me too
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 14 Sep 2010, 10:34, archived)
# I leave mine out and ignore them
but they still won't run away, the stubborn fuckwits.
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 10:39, archived)
# that's where I went wrong
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 14 Sep 2010, 10:43, archived)
# moar zoom and enhance plz!
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 11:51, archived)
# Hahaha
And you are?

Spartacus, your Majesty.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 9:05, archived)
# It wasn't me (who made this shit picture, that really doesn't follow comp breif)
(wankdog, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 8:35, archived)
# lucky you didn't compo it then :D
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 8:38, archived)
# :D
*edit* and congratulations
(wankdog, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 8:39, archived)
# forgot this one
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 8:42, archived)
# isn't that Tim Westwood?
My Wigga senses are tingling!
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 8:48, archived)
# No
but he may also have said "DROP A BOMB" just like westwood so i can see the confusion
(wankdog, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 8:54, archived)
# Actually it was morrissey
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 9:01, archived)
# !!! fuck
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 9:05, archived)
# I'm confused
so did morrisey kill david kelly?, or is morrisey secretly tim westwood?, or did morrisey kill tim westwood and blame it on david kelly then take up westwwood's identity?, and where does blair fit in?....fuck i should read the papers more
(wankdog, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 9:08, archived)
# morrissey is a singer man
you know, he was in that band, the smiths
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 9:11, archived)
# so why on earth did he kill tony blair
and blame it on tim westwood ?????????
(wankdog, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 9:13, archived)
# dude he was in the smiths
that's how they roll
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 9:16, archived)
# My nigga Marr, got the fuckin Glock cocked,
and he's ready la-de-dah.
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 9:20, archived)
# I was miserable before I done a drive-by
But it brightened my day right da fuck up, fo da realz!

boom to da face, muthafucka's NHS glasses shizattered.
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 10:53, archived)
# then who was it??????????????
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 8:41, archived)
# fat cat
(wankdog, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 8:47, archived)
# oh sorry
i confess i did make the picture, and Shaggy almost certainly got caught fucking the girl next door on the bathroom floor, and Tony Blair.........
*edit*...not sure about morrissey
(wankdog, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 8:52, archived)
# shit. i sure do hate fucking
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 8:56, archived)
# Zing!
(nraphael, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 8:16, archived)
# wat
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 8:22, archived)
# startrek
(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 8:30, archived)
# lol
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 9:24, archived)
# "stabbed to death with a thousand arrows"
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 7:53, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 7:54, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 7:54, archived)
# life in the fat lane - eddy van halan
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 7:55, archived)
# "and like within that language base and when we ae like in that metaphysical like total du
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 7:56, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 7:57, archived)
# ch'ya wud up
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 7:57, archived)
# BLUNTS
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 9:04, archived)
# track one - something is squeezing my skull
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 9:09, archived)
# hahahahahah!
GOLD STAR
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 9:02, archived)
# trying to keep it real
as real as humanly possible
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 9:09, archived)
# I can't read that
except for the 'blunts' bit
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 9:24, archived)
# its elvish
you know like what elves speak
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 9:39, archived)
# stabbed in the lips
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 0:24, archived)
[challenge entry]


Click for bigger (33 kb)
(grotpig, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 7:48, archived)
[challenge entry] Remarketing Interpol to Mogwais...
(billyh, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 2:37, archived)
# I got given lots of free beer by work earlier,
however I've now finished it, and my tobacco. Therefore, I may digress to bed. Night b3ta!
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 2:49, archived)
# ..and remarketing Mogwai to INTERPOL
 


WOO
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 4:41, archived)
# hahahaha
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 6:06, archived)
# young team, up the gary glitter, &c., &c.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 6:39, archived)
# woo
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 8:06, archived)
[challenge entry] Not a classic album but the idea came to me
(Arkanoid, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 2:05, archived)
[challenge entry] schtinky
(cheebatv, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 0:50, archived)
# fuck this for a game of soldiers
i'm off
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 1:01, archived)
# isn't he, though?
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 1:27, archived)
# more space monkey scoot


Click for bigger (117 kb)

i am off t bed good nite people.
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 0:41, archived)
# just remember, scooty puff junior sucks
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 0:45, archived)
# getting there mate
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 0:57, archived)
# There's a guy on your screen telling me off, make him go away
Your scooter is amazing, props to people making real things!

Edit: Oops its a woman telling me off... well situation normal then
(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 4:49, archived)
[challenge entry] This is what a hip-hop looks like.
(ca4nbe He had a mouse for dinner and a mole for desert, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 0:28, archived)
# HIP HOPS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 0:29, archived)

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