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# Oh come on!
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 23:36, archived)
# Having a wank at the urinals at work
The ultimate dangerwank.
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 23:39, archived)
# Nah,
You can just pretend you're shaking off the last droplets if somebody walks in on you.

Now doing it the bosses sandwiches while he's on the phone... THAT'S a dangerwank!!
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 23:40, archived)
# When mine's full
It's pretty unshakeable, and takes a while to get back in my trousers.
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 23:43, archived)
# showoff
(, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 0:06, archived)
# that's talent
I cant even wank when I'm on the phone with my boss. She can just tell...
(, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 0:40, archived)
# *comes on*
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 23:39, archived)
# Cut a hole in the side and fuck it?
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 23:45, archived)
# what a load of shit
the fucking price they charge for a packet of snotrags is outrageous
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 23:49, archived)
# I can't believe people wank at work
are any of you guilty? Its just wrong.
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 23:53, archived)
[challenge entry] Eunuch Of The Month
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 23:26, archived)
# sexeh
is that a mcgonagle poem on your profile?
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 23:28, archived)
# Nope
My own...........
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 23:30, archived)
# That's pretty good
Never heard of him before so I take all of this is historically correct?
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 23:35, archived)
# Sure is..........
Smashing the Wallace myth........
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 23:42, archived)
# But your poem seems to re-enforce Wallace's part.
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 23:44, archived)
# Yes, Wallace was there and there abouts, but........
Moray was the one calling all the shots at the battle of Stirling Bridge......
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 23:50, archived)
# Can I borrow your time machine when you're done?
I'd love to see a dinosaur taking a dump.
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 23:50, archived)
# Dumpy's Rusty Nuts.........
It only goes as far as 1066.......
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 23:53, archived)
# goddamit
now there's not way to prove my sweetcorn theory.
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 23:56, archived)
# here are some more lovely paintings instead, you sicko
(, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 0:37, archived)
# Sea green kitty!
(, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 1:21, archived)
# Oh. Didn't mean to be disparaging.
It's a bit long. I haven't read it all yet.

Stewart Lee says Wallace was gay:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybQCNb4AuW4
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 23:36, archived)
# Hehe......
I took it as a compliment........:0
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 23:43, archived)
# He's made up for it.
(, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 0:41, archived)
#
Spurt and Ernie?



been a long time, be gentle (and ignore the background, i got bored tidying it up)
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 23:15, archived)
# Was this taken in Long Kesh ?
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 23:16, archived)
# *hurried google activity*
yes, yes it was
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 23:18, archived)
# rubber ducky, you're the one
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 23:19, archived)
# then who's the guy in the picture in the background
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 23:19, archived)
# I said ignore the background!
I'm sure no one else will notice...
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 23:20, archived)
# oh! HA HA. I thought you were referring to the shitty clone tool job over spurt's head
whoops, did I actually type that?
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 23:25, archived)
# hahaha
saucer of milk for table one please ;)
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 23:27, archived)
# MEW!
slurp


...burp
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 23:28, archived)
#
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 23:20, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 23:24, archived)
#
haha!
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 23:26, archived)
# Ha!
Compo it, shirley?
(, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 0:57, archived)
# spurtisevil.com
 


: D
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 23:40, archived)
# there must be a limit to this theme, but I dunno
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 23:11, archived)
# Eye see!
:)
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 23:47, archived)
# thanx frogmeat ;p
(, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 0:27, archived)
# My son put one of his toys on the sofa and we noticed this...
My first post in years! Hope you like it;

(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 23:06, archived)
# Hahahahaha
I do, I do
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 23:07, archived)
# Blimey
That tigger skin looks a bit real.
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 23:10, archived)
# OMG, no matter which way I move, its eyes are following me
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 23:20, archived)
# OBEY
 
yes sir I like it
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 23:30, archived)
# Excellent.
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 23:41, archived)
[challenge entry] Now in glorious B3tamax
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 23:03, archived)
# muwahhhahhhahhah
 
DAMN YOU, VHS
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 23:31, archived)
# Typical, Kirk & Spock turn their backs for two minutes and.......
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 22:54, archived)
# arf!
wait, what? It's not animated?!? I've been gypped
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 23:01, archived)
# Sorry bud
I've kind of given up on trying to animate them, but feel free to do so
if you wish :-)
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 23:10, archived)
# Spock was carefully examining his instruments...
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 23:03, archived)
# Damn you Mystery Bob now I feel old haha
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 23:35, archived)
# Very carefully.
(, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 0:28, archived)
# I gots me an Astro Wars.
Still works. 'Kin love it.
(, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 0:42, archived)
#

(Source for anyone who hasn't seen it)
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 22:43, archived)
# haha but it can't be real there was no shark!
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 22:45, archived)
# ha ha ha his arm fell off
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 22:51, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 22:51, archived)
# :)
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 23:53, archived)
# I was going to do that...
(, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 7:32, archived)
# am i the only one that thinks
that these are the wrong way round?
(, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 1:07, archived)
[challenge entry] Every episode you think they are going to lose their millions,
and at the last minute they make a sound investment...


my gallery
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 22:33, archived)
# arf!
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 22:35, archived)
# hahaha!
they look like bobbleheads!
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 22:38, archived)
# but
then Trigger can't pull a face
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 22:38, archived)
# That's why
they didn't invest.
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 22:43, archived)
# ah, stewart lee
(, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 9:49, archived)
# In front of the dragons he better play it nice and cool.
Know what I mean?
/fall
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 22:39, archived)
# Health & Safety gone mad
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 22:46, archived)
# Arf!
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 23:11, archived)
# brill
(, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 17:21, archived)
# The diagram reminds me of Portal.
The cake is a lie.
(, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 10:00, archived)
# woof
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 22:32, archived)
# needs more big
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 22:33, archived)
# it's not even half my screen
what's up with you, dark ages?
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 22:36, archived)
# Apparently if less than fifty percent of your browser window is grey you get AIDS.
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 22:52, archived)
# I had to scroll to the right to see his nose
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 23:02, archived)
# haha.
He's so damned aloof he's not even aware that he could carry that look off without the hat!

Well done cleccy.

I trust all is well with the tribe? Techling running you ragged by now?
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 22:36, archived)
# ta!
and aye, pretty much... good fun but all go
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 22:42, archived)
# I totally want to be this dog's secretary.
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 22:36, archived)
# He obviously has the skills to pay the bills
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 22:36, archived)
# He's a skilled moustache twirler
haha
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 22:39, archived)
# Haha, this is excellent!
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 22:43, archived)
# Those are joke shop glasses
he's actually having a nap.
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 22:44, archived)
# Wheeee hoooooo!
nice hat! C]:0D


(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 23:04, archived)
# Dapper working dog has 3 o clock slump
Woo and hello!
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 23:09, archived)
# I moustache you a question.
(, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 0:30, archived)
# In the end, Darth knew that the times were a-changing.
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 22:16, archived)
# Hahaha

(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 22:18, archived)
# woo
post 10203040
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 22:19, archived)
# !
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 22:28, archived)
# DING DING DING!!
We have a winnar!
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 22:28, archived)
# nice touch with the game on the TV :-)
woo!
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 22:20, archived)
# I never had Darth down for a gold watch person

(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 22:27, archived)
# And sooner or later, one of his kids will know...
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 22:27, archived)
# isn't he a little short for a strum trooper?
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 22:29, archived)
# Found an excellent caterpillar in the garden today

/sorry
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 22:09, archived)
# that thing scares me on a hitherto undiscovered level
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 22:10, archived)
# Kittypilla
just wait until he emerges as a KittyMoth!
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 22:12, archived)
# What will it turn into?
...nope, can't think of anything funny!
Woo!
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 22:12, archived)
# nicely done, ms 'tech!
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 22:13, archived)
# unleash the flaming shit hammers
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 22:16, archived)
# If you stroke it, you'll itch
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 22:28, archived)
# Lovely!
I would love to see the butterfly it becomes
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 22:34, archived)
# Terrifying
A butterfly with claws, that's going to haunt my dreams.
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 22:42, archived)
# i was just trying to make that.
but it didn't work.
bah.
edit: also, ta!
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 22:59, archived)
#
Thank fuck for that!
(, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 0:23, archived)
# Oh yes. That is nicely done.
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 22:35, archived)
#
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 23:24, archived)
# majestic!
(, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 0:36, archived)
# Oh no it's Lady Gagarin
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 22:05, archived)
# pffft
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 22:06, archived)
# Arf
*click*
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 22:07, archived)
# heheheh
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 22:08, archived)
# Oh very good
*click*
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 22:08, archived)
# pfft!
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 22:10, archived)
# was she launched in spunknix?
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 22:10, archived)
# Pffft
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 22:29, archived)
# haha
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 22:35, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 22:37, archived)
# Yuri-ly got something there.
(, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 0:32, archived)
# making all dem ladies swoon with my bad boy behaviour
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 22:02, archived)
# weeeblblblblblblblblblbl
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 22:03, archived)
# Look at my hobby horse my horse is amazing!
\o/
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 22:04, archived)
# give it a lick



and the horse
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 22:06, archived)
# Hmm it tastes just like raisins...
and strangely gingerbread ;)
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 22:09, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 22:05, archived)
# this is nice
but i wouldn't get on that horse, mimsy splinters are a real danger
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 22:06, archived)
# Awesome
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 22:08, archived)
# I've just remembered
I spent ages looking for your "sausages" flash animation the other day - is it still online anywhere that you're aware of?
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 22:09, archived)
# She knows she wants to.
I would.
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 22:10, archived)
# this is nice
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 22:11, archived)
# chips now so bye and this
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 21:57, archived)
# ok cool,
any chance you can bung images in a series as a replies in the original thread?
it slows things down so the board doesn't rumble on too fast

cheers
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 21:59, archived)
# The guy's just joined and is keen, he's posted good, funny images
;)
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 22:04, archived)
# which is why i'm being nice
:)
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 22:06, archived)
# I'll just leave this here.
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 22:00, archived)
# :)
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 22:04, archived)
# these pics are very good
but people tend to be a bit annoyed if you post them one after another. i'd suggest posting them as replies to your earlier thread to avoid an arse raping.
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 22:00, archived)
# i PISS in your MIND
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 22:04, archived)
# don't forget to mop it up
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 22:07, archived)
# evening arts
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 21:55, archived)
# That's somekind of art right there.
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 21:56, archived)
# not only is this female made of ice or glass
but she also appears to have stolen my glasses!
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 21:58, archived)
#
Nice glasses.
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 21:58, archived)
# they are
dior, too
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 22:01, archived)
# Hah
I believe these were £2.99 from Wilko, and in fact reduce the quality of her vision.
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 22:02, archived)
# should have gone to specsavers
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 22:08, archived)
# I believe she has this week.
And they raised a few eyebrows when she requested no prescription in either eye. Glasses are clearly sexy.
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 22:17, archived)
# nobody told me this!
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 22:20, archived)
# Well I'm telling you they are.
So now you know. Fact.
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 22:22, archived)
# fair enough
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 22:27, archived)
#
although maybe not these

(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 22:35, archived)
# eep!
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 22:37, archived)
# Mine too
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 21:59, archived)
# good, aren't they?
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 22:02, archived)
# Yeah although mine have a bit of a thinner frame than hers.
Got 'em from Specsavers my eyes were pretty good without glasses but I had started to have a problem seeing things clearly over a longer distance these really sharpen things up.
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 22:08, archived)
# mine are almost identical, except for the colour
stronger lenses every bloody year, they'll be like milk bottles soon
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 22:09, archived)
#
Damn her and her perfect vision :p
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 22:10, archived)
# let's poke her eyes out
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 22:14, archived)
[challenge entry] The voice in my head told me to do it...
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 21:52, archived)
# "Pull out goatse special"
ha ha ha!
*clicks*
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 21:53, archived)
# Hahaha
Him converting to a catholic gave off a few hints, surely :)
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 21:54, archived)
# he did, didn't he?
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 21:57, archived)
# Ha! :D
But Southend 4 Chelsea 1, Man Utd 0 Wigan 1 would've been better alternate scores! ;)
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 23:43, archived)
# not enough time
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 21:38, archived)
#
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 21:42, archived)
# Must be! ;)
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 21:42, archived)
# what?
they guy's just joined and is keen, he's posted good, funny images

he's not a fucking troll
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 21:43, archived)
# Also this^


(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 21:44, archived)
# I don't think he is. That is why I winked in the post!!
Just wanted to use that image again. Sorry about that.
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 21:45, archived)
# hmmm
we don't want to be scaring off all the good newbs
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 21:47, archived)
# No you are right
*steps back a bit*
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 21:49, archived)
# ^This.
Mictoboy hasn't had time to groom him yet!
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 21:49, archived)
# *twirls moustache*
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 21:50, archived)
# sod micto, i want a crack at this one!
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 21:50, archived)
# I'd forgive him a lot for the earlier Maddie post..
Absolutely PMSL!
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 21:52, archived)
# He's got nothing to fear.
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 21:50, archived)
# Hahahaha
That is supercool!

but micto has a point...oo-er
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 21:44, archived)
# maybe his cock had just grow
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 21:43, archived)
# All the cut will be absorbed by him been a cock.
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 21:48, archived)
# All of your base are belong to us?
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 21:57, archived)
# that's nice
i didn't know i had any
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 22:05, archived)
#
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 21:29, archived)
# Hahaha. Let's go!
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 21:36, archived)
#
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 21:39, archived)
# hahaha hypnotic!
it's a big bowl of wrong and a large plate of win with a cup of woo and a doily with yay on it, or something
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 21:40, archived)
# Wouldn't
Would. wouldn't. wouldn't. wouldn't. would. wouldn't. etc
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 21:52, archived)
# One man silly band
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 21:26, archived)
# Hahahahaha


(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 21:30, archived)
# Hi ya boss :)
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 21:34, archived)
# ey up dood
how's things
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 21:35, archived)
# Marv thanks!
Be glad to get back to Uni. 16 weeks summer holiday has done me 'ed in
Far too much time on here :D
Edit: Oh sorry!! How's you? Hehe
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 21:37, archived)
# Not too bad.
Not enough time on here!!..Well not compared to what I used to be on!!
Tonight seems to be like vintage b3ta.
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 21:42, archived)
# Hahaha
It does. Picture? :D
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 21:43, archived)
# A pic from me???
Now that is a rare thing.
Hummus dried up long ago.
:(
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 21:46, archived)
# Loving the musical gifs today.
They're always in time with what I'm listening to... :)
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 21:33, archived)
# toot toot toot
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 21:40, archived)
# horn = noise
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 21:49, archived)

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