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[challenge entry] I'd buy it. Ideal for yer mincin' Taters
(, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 19:58, archived)
# Death to pies?
(, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 19:59, archived)
# Death to piss
(, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 20:00, archived)
# Pi 65
It's the mathematical equivalent of Ice Nine
(, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 20:32, archived)
# SHARON TAET 4EVA IN R HERTZ
(, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 19:59, archived)
# hahaha
Oh dutch inventor Mediocre you don't arf make me larf sometimes :)
(, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 20:02, archived)
# *bows*
(, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 20:16, archived)
# DEATH TO PISS!
(, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 20:00, archived)
# Haha, indeed
(, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 20:00, archived)
# DEAAATH TO PISSSSSSSSSSSSS
(, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 20:02, archived)
# hahaha
topshop :D
(, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 20:03, archived)
# I suggest you compo it.
(, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 20:04, archived)
# Ta
(, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 20:07, archived)
# DEATH TO PIES
PASTIES FTW
(, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 20:05, archived)
# DIE PIE
(, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 20:08, archived)
# Teh clues were there all the time
(, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 20:14, archived)
# Ha ha...!!!
(, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 20:25, archived)
# Pesky piss
(, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 20:30, archived)
[challenge entry] Phhwooaarrr!
(, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 19:29, archived)
# arf!
(, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 19:30, archived)
# Mmm...Commemorative jugs.
(, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 19:32, archived)
# One's bigger than the other.
(, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 19:33, archived)
# hahahah, worthy of an FP
(, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 19:40, archived)
# Now with free Vicodin whilst stocks last!
(, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 19:44, archived)
# She always wanted to be in pitchers !
(, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 19:51, archived)
# Hahahaha.
(, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 19:59, archived)
[challenge entry] Hull bound.............
(, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 19:23, archived)
# Hahaha, I think Hull's going to be rather busy.
(, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 19:27, archived)
# I have priority boarding with RyanAir :-)
(, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 19:29, archived)
# Hahaha.
(, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 19:36, archived)
# There'll be nobody left here.
(, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 19:38, archived)
# New building regulation certificate
(, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 19:51, archived)
# you'll have to walk from Sheffield
(, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 19:48, archived)
[challenge entry]


hullbound pea for compo
(, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 19:28, archived)
# Take a seat on the express train...
:-)
(, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 19:29, archived)
[challenge entry] hahaha, pea (not really memorabilia, not sure how long it take for them to rot away, they might last long if kept at the appropiate room temperature)
(, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 19:37, archived)
# brilliant
We're both off to Hull
(, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 21:44, archived)
# Fucking hell
(, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 19:39, archived)
# needs more 9/11 jokes
(, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 19:44, archived)
# There was an artist who produced a very realistic Lego kit like that
about 20 years ago - caused quite a stink!

users.erols.com/kennrice/lego-kz.htm
(, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 7:35, archived)
# If I ever find...
...a barrel with a bottom that's in need of a good scraping, can I give you a call?
(, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 13:10, archived)
# comes with dodi and diana bodies, pre and post crash.
(, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 19:43, archived)
# Smashing !
(, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 19:46, archived)
# oof
(, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 20:02, archived)
# LOL
(, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 22:10, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 19:14, archived)
# to save money
Richard used to fax her to concerts
(, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 19:16, archived)
# Hahahaha,
one owner, never used.
(, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 19:16, archived)
# before i read the writing i thought it was pauline from eastenders
4 eva in r heartz
(, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 19:18, archived)
# haha me too
in her Miss Brahms days
(, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 19:26, archived)
# before she turned into skeletor
(, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 19:31, archived)
# hahhaha
yes
(, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 19:48, archived)
# Be sure to clean your plate, Karen.
*dusts off*
(, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 19:19, archived)
# Pffft
(, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 19:20, archived)
# HAHA
clicks
(, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 19:26, archived)
# Ha-ha
Gets a click from me too :)
(, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 19:31, archived)
# Licked Clean !
(, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 19:45, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 20:06, archived)
# Too big!
inspired - woo *click*
(, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 21:44, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 19:14, archived)
# That's the final straw.
(, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 19:15, archived)
# It broke the compo's back?
(, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 19:20, archived)
# That's how Bill Owen died as well?
(, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 19:37, archived)
# I know who's behind this plot:
(, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 19:50, archived)
# Surely it's...
(, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 20:05, archived)
# We solved a mystery!
(, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 20:26, archived)
# Say Hay !
(, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 19:44, archived)
# Catch the fever.
(, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 19:47, archived)
# Sorry.
(, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 19:12, archived)
# Hahaha fucking hell
(, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 19:14, archived)
# hahaha!
(, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 19:15, archived)
# Tape stat!
(, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 19:15, archived)
# CLEAR
(, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 19:19, archived)
# Duct!
(he's knocked out...I warned him)
(, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 19:20, archived)
# ooooooooh that's a spanging right there
(, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 19:21, archived)
# Just a quickie
(, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 18:57, archived)
# Harold Shipman's Jab, It's leathal
(, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 18:42, archived)
# BBL? Big Bearded Lover
Comminatcha
(, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 18:48, archived)
# Biddies Better Learn?
(, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 19:00, archived)
# oh noes
(, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 18:19, archived)
# hahahahahaha
ffs mongy *click*
(, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 18:20, archived)
[challenge entry] pffft
I'll pop these in here.


(, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 18:25, archived)
# This is an image challenge all by itself
(, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 21:33, archived)
# Hahahaha!!
(, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 18:26, archived)
# i blame the atoms
they're a bad influence
(, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 18:41, archived)
# Screw you guys, I'm going home
(, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 18:47, archived)
# haha
(, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 18:49, archived)
# *groan*
(, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 18:54, archived)
# condom is ill
(, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 19:16, archived)
[challenge entry] He's got some spunk
(, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 18:10, archived)
# my Lord
cum by Charles
(everybody sing!)
Oh Lord
cum by Charles
(, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 18:13, archived)
# ...in his eye?
(, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 18:15, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 18:19, archived)
# Make us all feel bad like they know they had
(, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 18:34, archived)
# ;)
(, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 19:18, archived)
# Ha, only just seen this
*likes*
(, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 19:28, archived)
# Latest
(, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 17:39, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaha
Those nawty atoms!
(, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 17:40, archived)
# hahaha
i assume this has sommething to do with LHC ? what was the outcome of the experiment?
(, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 17:48, archived)
# Hahaha.
(, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 17:49, archived)
# I like their story about how the shockingly oppressive state of China
Has just locked someone up for putting a message on Twitter about wishing to destroy a public building.
Imagine if they did that in this country... Sorry, what's that Sooty...?
(, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 17:50, archived)
# I'm pro-matter myself
It's never done any harm to me.
(, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 17:58, archived)
# they escaped?
you mean the atoms split?
(, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 17:59, archived)
# up an atom
:D
(, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 18:00, archived)
# So close as well...
(, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 18:03, archived)
# "Yes sir, VERY atomic!"
(, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 18:09, archived)
# \o/-ha ha...I helped.
(, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 19:22, archived)
# Dear old anti . . . what a swifty !
(, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 19:43, archived)
[challenge entry] Imagine that.

Sorry about the casual racism, it's a joke I remember from when I was a kid.
(, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 17:31, archived)
# You want lice with that?
Heh.
(, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 17:36, archived)
# Teddy's got a brand new bag !
(, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 17:38, archived)
# fuck her, the screechy, irritating, talentless bitch
(, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 17:39, archived)
# Hahaha, that was even typed in a scouse accent!
(, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 17:46, archived)
# could you tell?
(, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 17:57, archived)
# Great put-downs that occur to me and I really, really daren't use:
"You came in that? You're braver than I thought."
(, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 17:48, archived)
# Hahahaha!
*writes down*
(, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 17:49, archived)
# Really,
Don't blame me ffs.
(, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 17:52, archived)
# hahahaha!
(, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 17:57, archived)
# We call her 1 Egg
Yoko Uno.
(, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 18:01, archived)
# pffff!
(, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 18:03, archived)
# I only knew the "What's yellow and lives off dead beetles?" one.
Oh, and the "What do you call a dog with wings?", but that was later once I'd heard of them.
(, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 17:56, archived)
# Ha ha...poor Yoko.
(, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 19:23, archived)
# I don't know why
(, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 17:04, archived)
# Reminds me of Aphex Twin.
I'd love to hear them cover that.

"Oh-ohhhhhh-oh-oh-oh-oooooohhh, oh yea-aaah ... baby ... you ... dirty little boy ... oh yeah baby ... "
(, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 17:05, archived)
# Ash, after the Necronomicon tried to eat him.
(, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 17:07, archived)
# ^this
he looked remarkably like frankie howerd at one point
(, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 17:09, archived)
# Ohhhh yeah!
(, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 17:12, archived)
# Why the looooooooooooooooong . . . note ?
(, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 17:07, archived)
# What
"Eric"?
(, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 17:12, archived)
# I'm confused about her
Sometimes I think she looks very pretty, other times like Daniel Radcliffe in drag. Same with the singing. In that order.
(, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 17:11, archived)
# seams

(, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 17:20, archived)
# hahahahaha
(, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 17:20, archived)
# Fucking hell.
That's mental.
(, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 17:23, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaha
(, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 17:24, archived)
# ^^^^ This times a million
enclicked
(, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 17:26, archived)
# Oohhh shit
that aint right
(, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 17:26, archived)
# sweet dancing grandma!
am i the only one thinking porn film in the making?
(, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 17:27, archived)
# This is B3ta.
Of course you're not.
(, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 17:32, archived)
# thank fuck for that
i thought i was abnormal thhen
(, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 17:35, archived)
# You are.
Just like the rest of us.
(, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 17:35, archived)
# at least i'm not on my own
(, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 17:37, archived)
# You are.
Just like the rest of us.
(, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 17:40, archived)
# pfff
(, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 17:42, archived)
# hahaha
(, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 17:49, archived)
# O__O
(, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 19:29, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 17:02, archived)
# :S
oof ahahaha
(, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 17:04, archived)
# Congratulations
(, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 17:05, archived)
# lolers
(, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 17:05, archived)
# SIX GRAND . . . Way To Go !
(, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 17:06, archived)
# christ
it seems like so many more
(, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 17:08, archived)
# *toasts*
(, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 17:08, archived)
# Congrats!
(, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 17:10, archived)
# another meaningless milestone
:D
(, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 17:10, archived)
# Brokeneck Mounted
(, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 17:04, archived)
# Oof!
(, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 17:05, archived)
# so it was, it was
(, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 17:06, archived)
# Oooo very good
(, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 17:07, archived)
# Headwand not included.
(, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 17:06, archived)
# whoah, dobber!
er, i mean dobbin...
(, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 17:09, archived)
#
should add another spring for Steven Hawkin for twice the fun
(, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 17:12, archived)
# mmm, double header
(, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 17:13, archived)
# Is it wrong that I thought that was Jasper Carrott?
(, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 17:15, archived)
# i hope not
because i did too
(, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 17:17, archived)
# I can see the resemblance
I might have been able to pic a better "Reeve" pic, but I was lazy
(, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 17:18, archived)
[challenge entry] ...
(, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 17:01, archived)
# Fully CIA Endorsed.
8D
(, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 17:03, archived)
# T W I 8 T E D
(, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 17:03, archived)
# Haaaaahahahahahahaha
As sponsored by Lyndie England.
(, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 17:04, archived)
# psst
lynndie
(, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 17:05, archived)
# Yeah that's what I said.
(, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 17:07, archived)
# haha ok

(, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 17:11, archived)
# haha!
(, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 17:05, archived)
# :)

(, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 18:12, archived)
# haha
nicely
(, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 22:38, archived)
# Is that an old one?
I did something much the same back in March, but I was not sure if it was a been done.
(, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 1:49, archived)
# no
i wasnt sure if it was a bindun... obviously is
(, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 10:19, archived)
# ha ha
ace!
(, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 17:20, archived)
[challenge entry] topical
(, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 16:58, archived)
# The ultimate snow job !
(, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 17:02, archived)
# I got yew, babe.
(, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 17:04, archived)
# wood
(, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 17:06, archived)
# That ain't fir !
(, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 17:07, archived)
# *copse a feel*
(, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 17:09, archived)
# Ouch.
He's injured his pine.
(, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 17:21, archived)
# Life's a beech.
(, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 17:25, archived)
# *leaves*
(, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 18:11, archived)
[challenge entry] Hi board people
(, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 16:50, archived)
# :S
oof
(, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 16:50, archived)
# B3ta, as a collective, is going to Hull.
(, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 16:53, archived)
# i was going there
anyway lol.
(, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 16:54, archived)
# Ya think?
(, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 16:55, archived)
# This compo is not helping is it.
(, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 16:56, archived)
# This is probably the first challenge I've seen where I've 'liked' nearly all of the entries :D
*invoices b3ta for new mouse button*
(, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 16:59, archived)
# There's so much material to work with...my head is spinning.
(, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 17:01, archived)
# Is today Opposites Day or something?
(, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 17:04, archived)
# maybe
(, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 17:08, archived)
# I take two steps forward, I take ...
(, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 17:16, archived)
# Heh heh heh
You nasty person
(, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 17:18, archived)
# Presumably this is about the bombings?
which doesn't bother me. However, it is the bendy buses that are the ones whch have been spontaneously bursting into flames.

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/3563279.stm
(, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 17:23, archived)
# Pfft!
Are they burn-faster decals?
(, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 17:29, archived)
[challenge entry] One we'll be paying for whether we like it or not

Personally I think it tastes like tar brewed in a sock, but there you go
(, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 16:48, archived)
# LEAVE GUINNESS ALONE!
(, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 16:49, archived)
# I do, oh I do
I'm far more of a lager man
(, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 16:51, archived)
# pansy
(, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 17:01, archived)
# well alone
(, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 16:51, archived)
# More for me...ha ha!
(, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 16:56, archived)
# What's another £7bn between friends, eh?
Exactly £7bn.
8(

But woo to pic.
(, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 16:52, archived)
# I love the way we're desperate for money, we've got nothing left, we need to implement stringent cuts and endure an age of austerity
what's that, Ireland? oh sure, take whatever you need to prop up your economy, we can spare it
(, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 16:54, archived)
# I'm almost immune to the pain, now.
It's either that or emigration.
(, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 17:01, archived)
# i don't understand economics
i would have thought the irish economy was pretty good. Everything costs double what it does elsewhere. Sometimes more.
(, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 17:03, archived)
# Guinness
Over-draught!
(, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 16:53, archived)
# oof!
(, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 16:54, archived)
# Ha-ha!
Top form, that man.
(, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 16:56, archived)
# hee hee
(, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 16:57, archived)
# Spot on!
(, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 17:16, archived)
# GUINE$$
(, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 17:37, archived)
[challenge entry] Just in for Christmas
(, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 16:43, archived)
# Win. Total win.
(, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 16:44, archived)
# What howdy said
hahahahahahahahaha *click* alright SBF ?
(, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 16:45, archived)
# Aye, not bad.
Hey, this internet thing is fantastic, isn't it?
(, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 16:52, archived)
# This is a most excellent challenge. More of this sort of thing!
(, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 16:46, archived)
# haha
oh shit!
(, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 16:49, archived)
[challenge entry] Yes!
(, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 16:49, archived)
# Box fresh.
(, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 16:55, archived)
# Real explosives can make this fun.
(, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 16:57, archived)
# top class
(, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 17:03, archived)
# Hahaha!
(, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 17:17, archived)
# AHAHAA!!
Only been scrolling a few minutes but it's full of brillo!
(, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 17:30, archived)
[challenge entry]

(, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 16:41, archived)
# been done
im afraid. WOO anyway :D
(, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 16:42, archived)
# bah.
(, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 16:45, archived)
# humbug
(, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 16:46, archived)
# Where's that animal chick?
(, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 16:43, archived)
# ^
needs more incomprehensible running gags involving animal/woman hybrid things
(, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 16:52, archived)
# with tits
(, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 16:56, archived)
# :)
(, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 1:16, archived)

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