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A festive dog. That is all.

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eclectech is older but no wiser, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 23:21, archived)

Oh hang on, it's not all.

I have a festive kitten too.

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eclectech is older but no wiser, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 23:22, archived)

Feline Navidad !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 23:24, archived)

Needs more stretching

and huffing. That could be a good huff

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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 0:10, archived)

the orange ones fuck you up real good

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 1:25, archived)

cute kitty.

(skimskim3074, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 2:02, archived)

Let the festivities begin . . . WOOf !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 23:23, archived)

hahahahahaha

aww this is far too fluffy to be a b3ta christmas card :D

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FIEND, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 23:24, archived)

i'm getting fluffier in my old age

previous years it's been chestnuts roasting by an open fire and moaning santas...

/not compo'd, as old reposts from related challenges

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eclectech is older but no wiser, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 23:31, archived)

I found this... I think it should win the compo.

(Testicles just for you, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 23:11, archived)

The 'final solution' to your Xmas card needs

Is it that time again already? It comes around so quickly.
Moan. Gripe. Eats prunes.

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kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 23:14, archived)

I do like this

muchly

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 23:20, archived)

muchly

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kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 23:24, archived)

I really want cards of this now

*clicks*

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 23:15, archived)

Mind if I thrust this in here?

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Puromycin is still licking windows, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 23:18, archived)

I might send this to my younger siblings.

I'm sure they'll appreciate it.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 1:16, archived)

hahaha someone needs to make that.

dirty repoast :P

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FIEND, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 23:19, archived)

A blind friend of mine picked up a bottle of bleach,

ran his fingers over the braille and said, "H'mmm, if you drink this it makes you blind..."

(twattybanjo, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 23:22, archived)

A few old ones strung together as a NSPCC card series. Collect them all !!

(JoePesky, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 23:10, archived)

hahahahahahahah

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FIEND, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 23:19, archived)

hahahaha, what?

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 23:30, archived)

this happened. to me. easter was worse though.

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enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 23:33, archived)

Oh dear....

(Testicles just for you, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 22:54, archived)

Say, that's a nice embassy...

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 22:57, archived)

Someone has been naughty this year

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LS18, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 22:57, archived)

hahaha

yes

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 23:01, archived)

mind if I slip this in yours too

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lord bofingham, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 23:02, archived)

ahhhhahhhahhhhahhhah!

class

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 23:02, archived)

as a non muslim i am not offended!!!

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 23:00, archived)

Time for a BUBA Q !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 23:06, archived)

Nobody has the right not to be offended

Mohammed was a paedo.

p.s. Jesus was a homo.

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Halk, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 22:51, archived)

Happy Christmas Alexie Sayle

No doubt you'll be bellowing unfunny politics and curious nuances in your carefree scouse manner.

(FUXTIX Not my words, Carol, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 1:16, archived)

It's a chrimbus miracle!

Click for bigger (108 kb)

(Hot Grot slightly hard of herring, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 22:51, archived)

Racist.

(Testicles just for you, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 22:54, archived)

I would like to think that

Fritz Haber would approve of this post.

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Gallium, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 22:55, archived)

"IT'S LITMUS"

*Slades*

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Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 22:55, archived)

pffffffffffffft

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 23:02, archived)

hahahaaha

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FIEND, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 23:29, archived)

Woo!

Thanks for the front page!

(Hot Grot slightly hard of herring, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 15:17, archived)

Not litmus

Litmus is purple. What you have there is universal indicator.

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idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Thu 16 Dec 2010, 17:33, archived)

I got a nickname for you...

...Buzz Killington

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Tofor, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 15:58, archived)

Once in Royal David's City...

(socialcomet, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 22:38, archived)

BIGGAR!

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idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Fri 17 Dec 2010, 0:52, archived)

I hear we might win the Hashes this week. Not that I know anything about crickket....

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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Wed 15 Dec 2010, 22:47, archived)

did somebody say hash

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 23:02, archived)

Black Nepalese . . . Lebanon Red ?

SCORE !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 23:07, archived)

Everyone loves cats, right?

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mr schteven In a staring competition with a squid on, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 22:38, archived)

My last cat used to leave so many dead specimens of life on my front door mat

I distinctly remember leaving the house one day and pointing at him and saying 'fucking cut it out'

He must have really loved me; bless his cold, rotten, feline heart

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Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 22:43, archived)

One of my cats actually managed to catch a robin last year.

Which sort of gave me the idea for this, that and the
great big dirty rat it left as a present outside the
door yesterday...

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mr schteven In a staring competition with a squid on, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 22:48, archived)

I've had rats; great first thing

I was amazed at the three earth worms it more or less must have lined up parallel to each other one morning

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Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 23:09, archived)

Ah, whatever happened to him?:
www.google.co.uk/search?q=%22I+am+the+closest+you+will+ever+get+to+meeting+a+real+superhero+%22

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 22:48, archived)

i'd take over from him

but i would be fighting a lost cause.

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 23:23, archived)

good cat.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 22:51, archived)

Camp as Christmas?

(jpod, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 22:36, archived)

His hands are freaking me out a bit :s

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Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 22:47, archived)

Topical.

(thegreatgondorf, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 22:15, archived)

This picture is like the tardis.

It certainly appears to be small, but fuck me ...
EDIT: I withdraw my cuntiness. Woo!

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 22:23, archived)

Don't be angry about file sizes, dog day sunrise

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zoldergoose, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 22:27, archived)

I'm not angry about filesizes.

And neither is my 56k modem ... *sob*

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 22:31, archived)

Don't be angry about the file size, dog day sunrise

Not my correction, Bernie Taupin's idea :)

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Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 22:33, archived)

congratulations on making a jpg bigger than anyone would think possible

ah, you resized it in code, it's 2480x3508

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 22:26, archived)

Hahahaha

The internet shuddered

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Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 22:30, archived)

*ahem*

(thegreatgondorf, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 22:31, archived)

Apology accepted Captain Neda

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Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 22:37, archived)

Haha

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 22:44, archived)

*shuffles away*

(thegreatgondorf, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 22:46, archived)

*shuffled away*

Surely :)

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Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 22:53, archived)

Phil's pecked her............................................................................/coat

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Elvis impersonator, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 22:37, archived)

Schicklgruber Kringle

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 23:10, archived)

Have a very Happy Nazi Year!

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Octo I ruin everything., Wed 15 Dec 2010, 22:13, archived)

*snorts and guffaws*

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 22:17, archived)

Exactly the same reaction with me

I feel i must click

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 23:25, archived)

i like this very much

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fluffymitten NAN, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 22:21, archived)

now here is a holiday I can endorse

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 22:25, archived)

It was the best Christmas ever

(I choose to leave cards out of my entries, to balance out the card entries that leave out James Bond)

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 22:12, archived)

It's Kittenmas Time !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 22:14, archived)

awwwww

I want to know Blofeld's cat's name, but I'm not reading any of those damn shitty books to find out

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 23:06, archived)

(sarahwasp frequently cynical, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 22:10, archived)

excellent

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 22:11, archived)

That's OK . . . Fruitcake is the next course !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 22:13, archived)

Happy Easter!

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 22:15, archived)

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revolution now 👊, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 22:17, archived)

Sorry kids.

Staunch Atheist yet I still do Winter Festival.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 22:08, archived)

I'm an atheist too

but I love myself a little bit of yule...my tree has an FSM atop it :)

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 22:09, archived)

Hey emvee, don't look now but

YOUR ON FUCKING FIRE

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 22:10, archived)

Merry Candledaymas!

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the wub - guide onion for the blind, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 22:12, archived)

I see I see. Mine at uni has a fox hand puppet aloft it.

And happy Candle-day :D

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 22:14, archived)

EDIT: I'll try that again, shall I, and see if the <br> tags stay intact this time :(

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 22:21, archived)

Many thanks all

See below for link to candlemas post :)

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 23:15, archived)

found this excellent font.... had to use it!

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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Wed 15 Dec 2010, 22:06, archived)

Fizzy little devils.

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 22:09, archived)

My name is mediocre and I approve of this message.

*likes*

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 22:09, archived)

cheers sir :-)

thaht band I sent you the disc from- they are touring text year but they're FUCKING MILES away from Amersfoort when they are in your country....

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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Wed 15 Dec 2010, 22:14, archived)

Aha

Well, I do get around and Amersfoort is the exact centre of the country, so I might just catch them in the end ;)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 22:16, archived)

Drenthe

almost 150kM....

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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Wed 15 Dec 2010, 22:22, archived)

Ooof

Why Drenthe? No one lives there... ;)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 22:44, archived)

You should register, trademark, patent and profit . . . from that stuff !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 22:10, archived)

When life gives you lemons

SHUT UP AND EAT YOUR DAMN LEMONS!

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the wub - guide onion for the blind, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 22:10, archived)

When life gives you lemons . . . they're usually yellow !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 22:15, archived)

When life gives you lemons

paint them green and pretend they're limes.

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the wub - guide onion for the blind, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 22:18, archived)

When wife gives you lemons

Ask for divorce

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 22:34, archived)

Ha ha - this made me laugh

[and if you want historical fonts, try: www.crazydiamond.co.uk/ ]

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El Cid ...wing attack plan R..., Wed 15 Dec 2010, 22:57, archived)

Generic seasonal greeting and such.

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mr schteven In a staring competition with a squid on, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 22:01, archived)

Just one?

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the wub - guide onion for the blind, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 22:10, archived)

You can have seconds.

But only if you finish all of the first one.

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mr schteven In a staring competition with a squid on, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 22:13, archived)

Old joke I'm sure

(OneForTheRoad man under glass, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 21:52, archived)

Yay for Dawkins!

As a minor TJ, if Amoebaboy's about, I just got this shared by my 'Merkin chums on facebook: verydemotivational.memebase.com/2010/12/06/demotivational-posters-we-shall-call-him/

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 21:56, archived)

Oooh

Happy candles mate

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Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 22:01, archived)

Cheers

I posted this especially
www.b3ta.com/board/10283610

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 22:11, archived)

Hahaha

He's such a cunt

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Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 22:20, archived)

This is why I need to start looking back further than just the last hour when I visit the site

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 22:58, archived)

Happt b3taday. Have some booze.

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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 15 Dec 2010, 22:02, archived)

Booze always welcome

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 22:10, archived)

I like this bloke

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Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 22:02, archived)

Hooray for Dawkins.

Though there are very few atheists that don't celebrate Christmas. Christmas was celebrated long before the babyjesuschrist is supposed to have popped out of the immaculate womb.
Romans soldiers celebrated the birth of a chap called Mithras on the 25th, and the whole lot of them partied on down around that date, even if they didn't dig the Mithras. Pagans have been putting up tree decorations, mucking about with Yule logs and admiring spirits that distributed gifts to all overnight, and all without a nod or a wink towards the chap with the perforated hands.

Merry christmas!

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wheelybird mreee!, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 11:58, archived)

Christmas was moved from the actual birthday so that the Catholic church could more easily convert the pagans

truefact that

(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 16:08, archived)

Erm... paganism isn't atheism, and is neither big nor clever.

Attributing significance to logs, spirits, Mithras, or to any particular date is still hinting at some sort of belief in the supernatural, and just as silly as worshipping a probably fictional bloke with metacarpal ventilation. Just because a tradition's older doesn't make it cooler or more sensible.

I s'pose the most honest. po-faced, atheistic thing to do would be to get pissed and have fun simply because the solstice means winter is more or less half-over (presumably one thinks winter is a bad thing).
Or if you like winter, maybe a hoe-down because it's only half-begun. But no worshipping or veneration of anything, ta very much.

I'd much prefer to wish people a Merry Hitch-mas. I love him. Dawkins is a nob.

(lonelybadger, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 22:07, archived)

Has anyone realised...

...how much Richard Dawkins looks like Julian Assange?

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 13:42, archived)

This is woo

and clicky

(Safety Hamster What happens in the future, stays in the future, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 15:27, archived)

Richard Dawkins

I feel sorry for the great man this year, his dad died recently :(

(Mackeson_drinker, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 17:41, archived)

Isn't 25th december father christmas' birthday?

(engekomkommer, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 20:34, archived)

Happy Dawkinsmas, brother atheist.

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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 18 Dec 2010, 1:40, archived)

Here we go, then

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Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 21:51, archived)

Hahahahaha

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Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 21:52, archived)

ffs

hahahaha

(OneForTheRoad man under glass, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 21:53, archived)

4 hours of entertainment.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 21:54, archived)

haha

i chuckled rather heartily at your realistic depiction of female genitals

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 21:55, archived)

So Torchwood then

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the wub - guide onion for the blind, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 22:05, archived)

Clim? What IS that?

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 22:08, archived)

CLIM SHOTS

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 22:20, archived)

REPOST

Little dino, little dino, on the dusty road.

(7 hours left to save Earth, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 21:49, archived)

I thought the deal was no reposts for the xmas card compo

oh well carry on

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Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 21:57, archived)

not in the compo

Just a regular post, I've got into enough 'He didn't read the FAQ' trouble as it is. Just thought it'd be fun.

(7 hours left to save Earth, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 21:58, archived)

I'll say this for everyone: ....................................................................................................... -faq-

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 22:00, archived)

let's give him enough

and on time

browningmgs.com/Images_1919A4/Posters/Let%27s%20give%20him%20enough.jpg

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 22:09, archived)

Nice.

b3ta is slow because I had that thing kicking out bullets.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 22:19, archived)

HOLD THE POTATOES AND PASS THE GRAVY !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 22:12, archived)

None for the kid's table.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 22:16, archived)

fun?

FUN?

DO YOU THINK IT'S FUN TO RUIN MY LIFE WITH THIS FUCKING REPOST?

HAVE YOU EVEN READ THE FAQ?

:)

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Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 22:11, archived)

i remember someone stole this from you and made a christmas card out of it

it got fp'd and he didn't credit you.

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 22:07, archived)

This is true

but he then apologised massively. Nonetheless, his snappy 'Merry Creationist Christmas' meant that his version of the image went on to full, trans-b3ta-meme glory.

(7 hours left to save Earth, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 22:10, archived)

something for everyone

or nothing for no one