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[challenge entry] Dave was inspired after watching the high diving event at the olympics
(, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 9:02, archived)
# I was backing Phil Taylor meself.
(, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 9:04, archived)
# Yes he was!
(, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 9:09, archived)
# hypnotic
looks like he (collectively) is saying something but i cant make it out
(, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 9:14, archived)
# "HEEEEEEELP ! " ?
(, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 9:16, archived)
# i was bitten by a penguin at chester zoo
I HATE PENGUINS
(, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 9:37, archived)
# I bet you deserved it
Did you carve your initials into it with a sharpened toothbrush or something?

In other news, I've been playing Fallout : NV at last. Already "met" Indiana Jones and Uncle Owen and Aunt Beru.
(, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 9:44, archived)
# not played it, refuse to give Bethesda my money
but I hear he's in a fridge :D
(, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 9:53, archived)
[challenge entry] Flash finally gets his revenge on Emperor Pingu The Merciless.

(, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 9:01, archived)
# LOL
i like this one :D
(, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 9:57, archived)
[challenge entry] Oh FUCK it! I've got it all wrong again.
(, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 8:48, archived)
# How the shuddering fuck has he done that to his hand?!?!
(, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 8:51, archived)
# * Science (and magnets)
(, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 8:53, archived)
# *CGI (and science with magnets)
(, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 8:57, archived)
# fucking shitty magnets.
(, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 9:30, archived)
# Magnets of the living dead.
(, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 10:02, archived)
# her left hand is a bit freaky too
maybe they met at a wonky hand convention
(, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 8:57, archived)
# It's a stunt hand
(, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 8:59, archived)
# No bloke ever got to star in big films without having an extremely flexible wrist.
(, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 9:03, archived)
# That bit in Robocop
where he goes down to the basement to plug himself into the computers to look for Clarence on the files, scaring all the nerds with his spike (or something). His wrist-to-wall action - stunt hand right there!
(, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 10:03, archived)
# When fisting goes wrong, it goes really wrong.
Remember kids, when being fisted avoid sneezing.
(, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 9:30, archived)
# Zoidberg reattached them after an accident
(, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 9:50, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 8:31, archived)
[challenge entry] Unexpected Penguin! :) ...If you'll excuse an indulgence...
(, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 8:35, archived)
[challenge entry] and...
(, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 8:35, archived)
[challenge entry] last one...
(, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 8:36, archived)
# ^ That is funny Bob... Keep doing it!
(, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 8:37, archived)
# Ho-ho-ho!
Best of the bunch, man.
(, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 8:39, archived)
[challenge entry] Thank you, Mr. Anderson...
(, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 8:43, archived)
# Although..
(, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 8:48, archived)
[challenge entry] although...

(, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 8:50, archived)
# "OK, we'll compromise. Mr White, Mr Pale Grey, Mr Light Grey, Mr Mid Grey, and Mr Dark Grey."
[ALL]: "Hey, why can't I be Mr Black?

"Fuck off, y'waddling idiots."
(, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 9:01, archived)
# great penguinnage, squire
(, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 9:02, archived)
# I forgot I had that many penguins :)
'ello squire, and festive greetings to ya!
(, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 9:03, archived)
# and you too good buddy
I've had a few days off for a festive break at Centreparcs - it was snowing and looked the part - VERY cold though - now I'm back for what turns out to be a half-day - and I've shed loads of work to avoid doing!
(, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 9:12, archived)
# fuck me that's brill
have a clicky
(, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 22:18, archived)
[challenge entry] snap
(, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 23:56, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 6:27, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 7:27, archived)
[challenge entry] Penguins for two weeks :D
(, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 8:44, archived)
# je recognise ce picture
(, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 9:05, archived)
[challenge entry] and an old pearoast from me...
(, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 8:50, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 8:29, archived)
# Oof! Right in the nads.
(, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 8:40, archived)
# ha ha
ace!
(, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 9:05, archived)
# titter
even guffaw worthy. well done that man
(, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 9:08, archived)
# that's one vicious looking pengwyn
(, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 10:01, archived)
[challenge entry] I found this picture. It must be real...
(, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 8:23, archived)
# I think you might be right..
(, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 8:41, archived)
# bridge - Check
Helicopter - Check
Shark/penguin - Check

Looks real to me
(, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 8:47, archived)
# Also real
(, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 8:59, archived)
# Also also real
(, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 9:23, archived)
[challenge entry] Mum, Dad and the kids

I took this pic in the Falkland Islands in May 1986 (yes, I'm an old git). Someone want to 'shop it?
(, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 7:50, archived)
#
(, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 8:05, archived)
# What are we, your photoshop bitches?
(, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 8:12, archived)
# Stay where you are, lads..
(, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 8:27, archived)
# Will this do?
(, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 8:32, archived)
# Falkland Islands you say?
(, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 8:34, archived)
#
(, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 12:37, archived)
#
(, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 8:44, archived)
# Seamsless...
(, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 8:50, archived)
[challenge entry] okie
(, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 9:54, archived)
[challenge entry] Poor MartinLutherPengwyn- shame he got harpooned :(

(, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 7:32, archived)
[challenge entry] "say hello to my little friend"
(, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 7:04, archived)
# "Happy My Birthday"
(, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 7:07, archived)
# hello little friend :D
(, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 7:34, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 7:37, archived)
# Say yello to my li'l friend
(, Sun 26 Dec 2010, 19:16, archived)
# :)

(, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 7:46, archived)
# Joins bandwagon
(, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 9:26, archived)
# Bez up to his antics again
(, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 6:49, archived)
# I demand the source
I demand it

EDIT: ahahaha I don't even think Bez can feel pain
(, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 7:01, archived)
# GWAN MEL!!
Give him one in the goolies
(, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 7:39, archived)
# Bez for President!
(, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 8:34, archived)
#
Wowzers. Like Philo Beddoe vs Tank Murdock.

Except in a stationery cupboard in Manchester
(, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 12:54, archived)
[challenge entry] Sorry England,
If Mr. Cobblepot doesn't fly, No one flies.


Edit: yes, the nose was fun to draw
(, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 3:38, archived)
# I always thought it was copperpot.
you do the good paints. top works to ye :D
(, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 3:44, archived)
#
just realized his mouth goes one way and the rest of his face is going the other >_<
(, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 4:14, archived)
# the back ground looks like it'#s spinning though...
so I put it down to the speed of travel :D well.. :D
(, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 5:00, archived)
# Ah, the days when armies of penguin suicide bombers in the sewers were mere whimsy.
Now that it's cold, hard FACT, the Metropolitan Police are having to regularly purge the nation's sewer infrastructure with flamethrowers.
And bugger the consequences.
(, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 3:45, archived)
# I love DeVito
Wasnt it Copperpot?
(, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 3:54, archived)
# Checked IMDB
You were right , also good skills :)
(, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 3:55, archived)
# I like this.
Also, it's just how I felt this morning.
(, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 4:32, archived)
# Scary-looking chap.
Just went to get a frame for a picture for my Mrs' Christmas present. Christ on a bike, that was expensive...
(, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 4:40, archived)
[challenge entry] stab'it barry ! it's not david attenborough
(, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 2:06, archived)
# hahah
"awwww, hello little fella, wait......what's that.....noooooo.......nooooooo........not in my arse.......noooooo......mmmmmm"
(, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 2:28, archived)
# o_0
(, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 3:32, archived)
# Haha
(, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 2:49, archived)
[challenge entry] TJ
Can't waste a thread for a repo

(, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 3:15, archived)
# Had a feeling that nazi penguins would've bindun.
Oh, well.

Woo!

*EDIT* nazi military
(, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 3:32, archived)
# Hey?
That's a RAF penguin, not a Nazi penguin!
(, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 4:21, archived)
# No it's not - look at the cap badge and shoulder tabs.
The cap and lapel badges look like the Australian Army badge, while the pips are army as the RAF and RAAF have stripes.

Nyer-nyer-ny-nyer-nyerrrr.
(, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 4:39, archived)
# Do I look like a trainspotter to you?
hmmm?

GEEK!
(, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 5:11, archived)
# Geek? GEEK?
Well, I'm a birdwatcher, scientist and Roman re-enactor - what do you reckon?
;)
(, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 5:20, archived)
# this is lolsome
(, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 3:42, archived)
[challenge entry] My son made this out of 4 lego pieces. It's a penguin!
(, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 1:52, archived)
# Does your son have an I like this! button.. and if so could you click it for me?
err.. wait.. what?
(, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 1:57, archived)
# hahaha
that came out wrong.
(, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 1:59, archived)
# It's ok. This is a 34-year-old man we're talking about here.
(, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 2:30, archived)
# I'm 25, actually.
(, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 3:53, archived)
# hahaha
ace ;D
(, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 2:01, archived)
# Hahaha
that's fantastic :)
(, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 2:05, archived)
# Wooo
One of the friendly staff chappies made one of these for me to have when i visited the lego museum in Berlin a few years back
(, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 2:06, archived)
# more talent than all of us stuck together
give that child a graphics tablet !
(, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 2:07, archived)
#
graphics ritalin
(, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 2:18, archived)
# Pffft.
(, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 2:58, archived)
[challenge entry] funny looking lego bits
also, here is a reposted penguin

(, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 2:08, archived)
# Hahaha.
(, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 2:14, archived)
# thufferin'g thuccoutash
(, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 2:18, archived)
# Thanks all!
I spread b3ta far and wide, family included. Memes cannot describe my joy.
(, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 5:40, archived)
# SPREAD THIS WIDE YOU FUCK
(, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 6:26, archived)
# I made a woo out of only two letters!
Have it:

wo
(, Sun 26 Dec 2010, 22:16, archived)
[challenge entry] A cowguin
(, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 1:41, archived)
# FUCKING LOL (genuine one)
Brilliclicks!
(, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 1:49, archived)
[challenge entry] :D
also.. this has a penguin in it so there for is compo-able oldoldold and Inever got round to giving the seals side of the story... hmmm.

anyway:


(, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 1:56, archived)
# hahaha
but why pics from a magazine?

and that text haunts me , urrgh
(, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 1:59, archived)
# saw the pictures in national geographic.. and photographed them to make this with.
Jokerman is a terrible font.. but it's what the penguins wanted.
(, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 2:01, archived)
# aww
poor little fella must be friesian out there
(, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 2:08, archived)
# He could always slip into a nice warm Jersey.
b'dum tshhhh!
(, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 2:19, archived)
# give yourself a pat on the back
(, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 2:29, archived)
[challenge entry] Now Fatherland, Fatherland, show us the sign
Your children have waited to see
The morning will come
When the world is mine
Tomorrow belongs to me
(, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 0:50, archived)
# If i comment on yours, will you comment on mine?
It took me a good 15 mins, and 10 mins to fooking upload
(, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 0:52, archived)
#
(, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 0:54, archived)
# Probably your best workk
: p
(, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 1:08, archived)
# Thats nice, dear.
I like the song. Was that from Barney the dinosaur?
(, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 0:58, archived)
# nazi pengi
(, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 1:11, archived)
# thanks to obscure short cuts on my "web book not mac plus pro ulttra"
I feel stifled in my usual drunen reply eve tho I dont often reply... I think what i am trying to say here is woo yay.


edit : i think i should point out im allmost compesmentus but i have a problem with spelling and grammer. and for some reason all the tools that would normally help me are not working due to sun spots.
(, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 1:13, archived)
# just to rebalance on all this la-di-da dialectic......
I am settling down at my old folks for xmas after not seeing them for a Year; it's rather endearing hearing my dad farting in his sleep 40 odd feet away from me...






(, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 1:19, archived)
# The black and white bastards!
(, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 2:03, archived)
[challenge entry] SCRAWGGHHHPHMPCHPLLCSSSsshhhggggg
(, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 0:46, archived)
# Aaaargh!
(, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 0:55, archived)
# I'm not sure what's going on here, but it looks horrible.
Have a click.
(, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 0:55, archived)
# At this point, taters had gazed into the Cthonic abyss, the unutterable darkness where ancient unholy gods writhe, dancing obscenely to the flutes of eons unfathomable, and could say no more.
oroight taters. Nice bit of Lovecraftiness there.
Hope y're well.
(, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 0:56, archived)
# wow....
thats more comment than i expected. Very poetic.
I shall try my best on yours...
(, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 0:57, archived)
# No need.
But if you've made this picture without foreknowledge of the writings of HP Lovecraft, I shudder to think what's squirming away in that mind of yours. If it's still yours...
Check out his stuff, dood. Somebody back me up on this.
(, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 1:03, archived)
# I am aware of the crafty lover, and his wacky star mascot, Cuth Lulu
But alas, i have never read, seen or played any of his efforts.

I blame anime and its tentacle violence / porn for this image, rather than Lovecraft.
(, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 1:05, archived)
# Well, now you know what to spend your book tokens on.
In the meantime, I done this

nuseinternational.co.uk/2010/12/im-no-clown-rages-holloway/

while smashed out of my face yesterday morning. Posting it took about 10 times longer than writing it.
(, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 1:09, archived)
# FRONT PAGE THIS NOW !
only joking, it is woosome too, don't get me wrong. ah the fickle nature of b3ta....
(, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 0:57, archived)
# Pingu ftaghn
That is mental
(, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 8:10, archived)
[challenge entry] A penguin. In space. On a space hopper.
(, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 0:21, archived)
# weee :D
(, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 0:32, archived)
# Woo! Yay!
(, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 0:39, archived)
# ...I thougth the shadow proved it was real.
(, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 1:19, archived)
# Woo! yay!
too!
(, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 0:51, archived)
# Mr Hoppppiiiiieeeeee!!!!!!
(, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 1:40, archived)
# BURST YOU FUCKER
(, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 1:52, archived)
# Yayy!
(, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 2:12, archived)
# mesmorisingly brilliant!
as always. But as always doesnt do it justice. FECKINHELLYES!
(, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 3:18, archived)
[challenge entry] a sad story..
(, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 0:14, archived)
# AH HATE ICELAND
(, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 0:36, archived)
# i like the arm movement
penguinular gesticulation - nice idea!
(, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 0:47, archived)
[challenge entry] FOUNDHERMUSTHAVETOOKTHEWRONGTURNATALBERQUERQUERQERUQUERUOUE
(, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 0:53, archived)
[challenge entry] AM I DOING IT RITE? LOL
28 cunting minutes to upload a 12k file ...
(, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 0:12, archived)
# Pin-Gwen
(, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 0:24, archived)
# spangspangspang
(, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 0:37, archived)
# 28 mins?
Took me 2 attempts and far too long, but 28 mins is menthol.

Is b3tards monged again?
(, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 0:48, archived)
#
Four attempts this was, and I was beginning to wonder if the pic was really worth it. Haven't yet investigated b3tards, but I shall be because image hosting on here seems to be getting steadily more brokener :(
(, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 0:51, archived)
# b3tards IS the image host on here, istnt it?
I like it because its easy to pearost quickly, but its well slow at uploading.
(, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 1:07, archived)
[challenge entry] I AM NOT! GETTING! AGGWESSIVE!
(, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 0:01, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 0:02, archived)
# hahahaha
You're messing with the big boys now.
(, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 0:05, archived)
# Oooooh have we got a video? :D
(, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 0:30, archived)
# Anybody watching that would've thought it was a negative reality inversion
(, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 0:52, archived)
# Oh Neil! Neil! Orange peel!
(, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 1:39, archived)
# YES WEVE GOT A VIDEO
(, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 2:21, archived)
[challenge entry] pea-nguin
(, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 0:12, archived)
# FUCKING LOL
(, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 0:50, archived)

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