First attempt with CS5
it's going to take some getting used to.
The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni,
Wed 29 Dec 2010, 16:48,
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I'm stalling for the last stall . . .
Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Wed 29 Dec 2010, 17:10,
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40 trillion miles for a tan, and you ask if I want to use the spray booth instead?
sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally,
Wed 29 Dec 2010, 16:26,
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that's good that
(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Wed 29 Dec 2010, 16:45,
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haha ^this^or is it Heather Mills?
( The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni,
Wed 29 Dec 2010, 16:54,
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I will, and stop calling me Mary
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Wed 29 Dec 2010, 15:27,
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PEEKAFUCKINBOO
(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Wed 29 Dec 2010, 16:06,
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RISE OF THE SHITFUCKno anus-straw though
:/
(:/
(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Wed 29 Dec 2010, 16:08,
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MINE BALLS, THEY BLUD! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Wed 29 Dec 2010, 16:23,
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he want to fist the quicktime logo mit his beard (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Wed 29 Dec 2010, 16:26,
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HUNGRY FOR FUCK (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Wed 29 Dec 2010, 16:27,
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Bring on the glacier! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally,
Wed 29 Dec 2010, 15:21,
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The timing is timed in time to the timing ! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Wed 29 Dec 2010, 17:12,
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Woo, yay, and indeed houpla!
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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better,
Wed 29 Dec 2010, 17:28,
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sweet loops (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Wed 29 Dec 2010, 16:10,
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lolNeeds more pelvic thrust.
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riverghost servicing your mum since,
Wed 29 Dec 2010, 15:13,
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Want!(
Bootsthealchemist is barred from the Masterchef Facebook page,
Wed 29 Dec 2010, 11:44,
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Oh yes!and those clothes too
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Wed 29 Dec 2010, 11:50,
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POST EDITED DUE TO REVELATION FURTHER DOWN THREADYes to original work.
p.s. I can't get the strikethrough tag to work, I'm sure it used to. Oh well.
(p.s. I can't get the strikethrough tag to work, I'm sure it used to. Oh well.
Purple Martin is board sigless,
Wed 29 Dec 2010, 11:50,
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HahahahaAlso. Shit. Just heard on the news Brian Hanrahan died. He used to be my nextdoor neighbour when I was growing up. He was a lovely man. :(
( riverghost servicing your mum since,
Wed 29 Dec 2010, 11:58,
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And this is...all your own work?
* I thought I had seen it before... (Is it Tuesday?)
(* I thought I had seen it before... (Is it Tuesday?)
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Wed 29 Dec 2010, 12:17,
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Ooooh dear.I'll give them a the benefot of the doubt but I think with less that 10 posts a year in four years its not looking good.
EDIT:
(EDIT:
riverghost servicing your mum since,
Wed 29 Dec 2010, 12:34,
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Thought it looked familiar... mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Wed 29 Dec 2010, 12:38,
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Yeah I had a faint tingling in the b3tary senses. riverghost servicing your mum since,
Wed 29 Dec 2010, 12:39,
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I didn't say "I made this" - just found it and it made me laugh
( Bootsthealchemist is barred from the Masterchef Facebook page,
Wed 29 Dec 2010, 17:48,
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Sorry thought I'd included the link - but the image upload thingy automagically put it on /board. For the record I found it here
unrealitymag.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/domo-dress.jpg
(unrealitymag.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/domo-dress.jpg
Bootsthealchemist is barred from the Masterchef Facebook page,
Wed 29 Dec 2010, 20:36,
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Yup...................................(faq - - ->)
atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Wed 29 Dec 2010, 19:55,
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^ What I said
( Bootsthealchemist is barred from the Masterchef Facebook page,
Thu 30 Dec 2010, 0:36,
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So close, yet so far...
Damocles wants no part of your debauchery,
Wed 29 Dec 2010, 11:23,
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nothing to get.not politilols or satire or topical or owt. It is just a silly anim in the b3ta tradition.
( Damocles wants no part of your debauchery,
Wed 29 Dec 2010, 11:34,
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It happens to the best of us mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Wed 29 Dec 2010, 11:50,
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blimey it's the hungry snowman!!: )
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claptonista ,the idiot boy..........,
Wed 29 Dec 2010, 11:14,
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Oh noes! Poor penguin!
(
Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better,
Wed 29 Dec 2010, 11:33,
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Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.
( Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better,
Wed 29 Dec 2010, 10:56,
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S T R E T C H 
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Wed 29 Dec 2010, 11:01,
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Pick your response:a) You ought to know better then
b) oh, I missed your clever and subtle photoshopping, sorry,
c)
(b) oh, I missed your clever and subtle photoshopping, sorry,
c)
Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better,
Wed 29 Dec 2010, 11:02,
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You must have missed the pixel I photoshopped onto the image.A) you are blind
b) you are anally fixated (see image)
c) you next Tuesday.
(,
Wed 29 Dec 2010, 11:08,
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b) you are anally fixated (see image)
c) you next Tuesday.
Get over yourself ffsThere's nothing wrong with the odd self-made photograph.
(
Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer,
Wed 29 Dec 2010, 11:08,
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ArfDid you buy them? I think I would have.
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Wed 29 Dec 2010, 11:14,
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A £50.00 bowl in a service station ?Are you sure it wasn't 50p.....
( claptonista ,the idiot boy..........,
Wed 29 Dec 2010, 11:26,
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At least it's a home grown bowl mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Wed 29 Dec 2010, 11:51,
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real photos are for sundaysis it sunday already?
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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com,
Wed 29 Dec 2010, 11:47,
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I can't seem to find it but....is the "Naughty shop" challenge still open? If it is, you could compo it there.
(,
Wed 29 Dec 2010, 11:58,
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Happy Sinterklaas, RGI too thought of an ATM anim, where you could choose the option 'Holdup' and then you had to point your gun to the webcam to verify.
But needless to say, I couldn't be bothered to make it.
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Wed 29 Dec 2010, 9:59,
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I would have "liked" thatAlso Woo Yay Panowied it too.
Missed out dude...Missed out.
(Missed out dude...Missed out.
Mstandot I suppose I should post more often.,
Wed 29 Dec 2010, 10:14,
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Bah! The responsibilities of Government is to reduce the need upon Charitiesand not make Charity some kind of social norm! Are we not taxed enough without emotional blackmail around every corner. I give to Charities but only as a personal choice and not to boost the failing of the Government who want to harvest our hard earned money to give to their rich friends and backers (aka Bankers)
I also expect in the newspapers several "satirical" cartoons of Merchant Bankers with Charity Tins.
(I also expect in the newspapers several "satirical" cartoons of Merchant Bankers with Charity Tins.
maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Wed 29 Dec 2010, 10:02,
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I think it's discriminatory against drunk people! riverghost servicing your mum since,
Wed 29 Dec 2010, 10:04,
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Well Taxi Drivers consider Drunk People to be a form of Christmas Charity"Yeah I know you only paid £10 for the same fare last week, but this is Christmas Week innit! If yer don't like it try catching the bus hahahaha!"
( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Wed 29 Dec 2010, 10:10,
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Yes damn them for maliciously working over the holiday periodThey should do it for free!:P
( riverghost servicing your mum since,
Wed 29 Dec 2010, 10:25,
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Not for free but stumping up the prices at a time where there is a massive increase in people requiring taxisis a bit like robbing people. We Busdrivers work over most of the Holiday period with the exception of Christmas Day and New Years Day and we don't get any pay boost or any Christmas bonus for it! - in fact our Christmas bonus is a free canteen meal on Christmas Eve all the greasy crap you can eat without puking.
( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Wed 29 Dec 2010, 10:28,
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You mean at a time when they too should be down the pub or with their families?Yeah but in the case of a London cabbie you didn't study 3-4 years to become a bus driver (you probably did a degree in drama or art to do that:P) anyway stop windging, you get to sing 'The Wheels on the Bus.'
( riverghost servicing your mum since,
Wed 29 Dec 2010, 10:36,
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Like I said we work over this period tooI've hardly had much time at home either. And Taxi Drvers don't have to work over Christmas they choose to.
( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Wed 29 Dec 2010, 10:36,
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Yeah but they choose to do it as they can charge more.I the cost was the same no one wold have taxis over that period.
I take a percentage of the business takings so every christmas I work Christmas eve, day and Boxing Day and as it's always a quiet week so I actually get paid less.
(I take a percentage of the business takings so every christmas I work Christmas eve, day and Boxing Day and as it's always a quiet week so I actually get paid less.
riverghost servicing your mum since,
Wed 29 Dec 2010, 10:46,
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No way is it a quieter period - you have Christmas Parties, Family run arounds, and Christmas ShoppingThe Taxis in Sheffield are completely out of control! As for training we don't do Illegal U-Turns, Park in Restricted Areas, and pull up at Traffic Lights to pick people up and my training is as advanced as yours as it's the same PCV training you get! What you are talking about is "The Knowledge" which you can get in a Sat-Nav thesedays!
( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Wed 29 Dec 2010, 11:02,
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I read that as PVC training:D riverghost servicing your mum since,
Wed 29 Dec 2010, 12:02,
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Buses also have a timetable, while cabbies tend to crawl along to bump the fare up. Or am I imagining 30 is the speed limit on a dual carriageway?
From now on I'm tipping bus drivers and not cabbies. Mind, I don't tip them if they try to take the piss anyway. Just cos my accent ain't local, after 30 years I know this town as well as you, Mr Cabbie.
(,
Wed 29 Dec 2010, 12:53,
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From now on I'm tipping bus drivers and not cabbies. Mind, I don't tip them if they try to take the piss anyway. Just cos my accent ain't local, after 30 years I know this town as well as you, Mr Cabbie.
I doubt that very much indeed...As someone who is a year in to studying the All London Knowledge, I can tell you quite comfortably that nobody knows whats involved in learning the Knowledge of London unless you actually do it.
I bet you could tell me the route from your home to work, but could you tell me the name of each road and the sequence of the turns you have to take and points of interest you would pass along the way. All of a sudden I bet you don't know London as well as me...?!
You try recalling 15,000 road names, 20,000 points of interest, and the fastest route between point A & B. I have to do this. It's 'kin hard I'm telling you. The equivalent of a degree, AND I work full time on top of it.
Also, Black Cabs (Taxis), have a 3 tier meter charge depending on what time of day it is or whether it's a bank holiday. They can't charge what they feel like unless it's off the meter (and how many times has a Black Cab offered that to you?).
Right. Soap box away =D
(I bet you could tell me the route from your home to work, but could you tell me the name of each road and the sequence of the turns you have to take and points of interest you would pass along the way. All of a sudden I bet you don't know London as well as me...?!
You try recalling 15,000 road names, 20,000 points of interest, and the fastest route between point A & B. I have to do this. It's 'kin hard I'm telling you. The equivalent of a degree, AND I work full time on top of it.
Also, Black Cabs (Taxis), have a 3 tier meter charge depending on what time of day it is or whether it's a bank holiday. They can't charge what they feel like unless it's off the meter (and how many times has a Black Cab offered that to you?).
Right. Soap box away =D
addickted has attained freedom,
Wed 29 Dec 2010, 15:39,
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indeed, this seemsa bit ridiculous to me and will foster more resentment to charities.
Also I'm a miserable scrooge.
Woo to the pic btw!
(Also I'm a miserable scrooge.
Woo to the pic btw!
Dr. trouser,
Wed 29 Dec 2010, 10:07,
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well I didn't want to appear to be a miserable scrooge but it seems the secret is outthe first part of my sentence (above) should have been Bah Humbug! but we in the Scrooge Society think this is archaic and in dire need of a revamp ;)
( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Wed 29 Dec 2010, 10:12,
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seems it's just another wayto avoid responsibility.
"Well, it may be true that we cut funding for a lot of things, but we did give people the option of giving to charity to cover the shortfalls. How can you blame us? The public are just not prepared to fill the holes we created. Naughty people".
("Well, it may be true that we cut funding for a lot of things, but we did give people the option of giving to charity to cover the shortfalls. How can you blame us? The public are just not prepared to fill the holes we created. Naughty people".
Not Pineapple anymore,
Wed 29 Dec 2010, 10:41,
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I don't think you're a miserable scrooge for objecting to that ridiculous plan by the tory scum.
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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better,
Wed 29 Dec 2010, 11:03,
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Excellent stuff Ghostie Mstandot I suppose I should post more often.,
Wed 29 Dec 2010, 10:13,
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NiceComplete rhubarb, 'donate to charity' coming from the same ministers who claim for ducks, pool cleaning and feck knows what else from the tax pot?!
( kahuna Mangled-at-the-bottom-of-the-cliff,
Wed 29 Dec 2010, 10:42,
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Balance, Fall Over. That is funny.It's all the joke you need right there.
( Purple Martin is board sigless,
Wed 29 Dec 2010, 11:50,
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![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: Penguins!"){kind=small}
One from the vault.....
The Pengrim Reaper
Bigger and grimmer
(The Pengrim Reaper
Bigger and grimmer
NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan,
Wed 29 Dec 2010, 9:32,
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The Death of Marinal AvesWonderful stuff
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Wed 29 Dec 2010, 9:57,
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Top biro action right there. Mstandot I suppose I should post more often.,
Wed 29 Dec 2010, 10:16,
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wowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwmy art teacher when i was like 13 always told me you can't shade with biro, my friends and I promptly argued this matter.
your drawings are fab sire.
(your drawings are fab sire.
FIEND,
Wed 29 Dec 2010, 15:19,
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aww :(is that Jebus snorting him/her up to Heaven?
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cakeburglar still bored with Freebase,
Wed 29 Dec 2010, 8:33,
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Nup.Just a random mish-mash.
Tbh this was more his flavor -
See here - www.b3ta.com/questions/villainoftheyear2010/post1020253
(,
Wed 29 Dec 2010, 8:48,
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Tbh this was more his flavor -
See here - www.b3ta.com/questions/villainoftheyear2010/post1020253
I likes your picture,and sorry about your friend.
( Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better,
Wed 29 Dec 2010, 10:54,
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They do the jobs the Tracey brothers can't be arsed with
cakeburglar still bored with Freebase,
Wed 29 Dec 2010, 7:18,
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^ This is full of '1st day back at work action'and although I am not back at work, I clicked it.
( Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Wed 29 Dec 2010, 8:22,
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how kind :Dyes i hope it encapsulated that can't really be bothered, get in and out as quickly as possible and back to the sherry bottle ambience for you
not that i know, i'm sitting here with a pint of Babycham and a Cherry-B
(not that i know, i'm sitting here with a pint of Babycham and a Cherry-B
cakeburglar still bored with Freebase,
Wed 29 Dec 2010, 8:31,
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* Thinks about you sitting there with a pint of Babycham and a Cherry-B* Fwaps
* Date Rapes
(* Date Rapes
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Wed 29 Dec 2010, 9:25,
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* mace sprays* de-bollocks
;D
(;D
cakeburglar still bored with Freebase,
Wed 29 Dec 2010, 9:56,
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A dead duck.The extinct Labrador Duck. For once, it was wasn't hunted to exteinction, but probably a victim of the environment being changed around it through pollution of the mussel beds it fed on.
Click on the pic for 800 px version.
(
Click on the pic for 800 px version.
Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Wed 29 Dec 2010, 6:20,
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Thanks!About a minute after I posted this, my laptop BSODed and I don't have the XP disk to get to the recovery console. Nor does my wife's laptop have the means for making the cd needed using the startup disk from t'internet. Not happy.
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Wed 29 Dec 2010, 7:37,
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Bad to worse.Sorted out the CD, now it can't start the recovery console as it doesn't like the drivers. FFS.
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Wed 29 Dec 2010, 9:08,
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draw draw draw a duckgently down the evolutionary stream
uhm
and something about the mussels from brussels
nicely
(uhm
and something about the mussels from brussels
nicely
OneOfSome,
Wed 29 Dec 2010, 6:33,
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I just drew a dead duck as well. (well almost)Which I hope will be hunted to extinction after it's poor captaincy, batting form and on field behaviour.
(,
Wed 29 Dec 2010, 7:41,
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Nicely!I might to the fourth day of the Sydney test. You don't happen to have a copy of windows XP about...?
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Wed 29 Dec 2010, 7:51,
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yeah but I'm in the blue mountains :Sdo you think it'll make the fourth day? better hope england bat first.
(,
Wed 29 Dec 2010, 8:22,
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This is why you shouldn't specialise too hardDON'T BE SPECIAL, KIDS
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Wed 29 Dec 2010, 7:43,
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Evolving yourself off of the list of species.Darwinian fail.
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Wed 29 Dec 2010, 7:51,
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eels eels eels eels eels eels eels eels eels eels up inside ya
singalong / ref : www.youtube.com/watch?v=0AckvdGbk4w
OneOfSome,
Wed 29 Dec 2010, 4:53,
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i imagine solot of post production stuff missing in the live
( OneOfSome,
Wed 29 Dec 2010, 5:10,
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Massive Boosh fanBought series 1 and 2 then saw the live show, didn't bother with 3
(,
Wed 29 Dec 2010, 5:13,
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a live boosh in the handis worth two in the other hand
( OneOfSome,
Wed 29 Dec 2010, 5:23,
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only saw seasoning 1,2i'll skip 3 and watch bollywood clotbusters instead
( OneOfSome,
Wed 29 Dec 2010, 5:30,
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oh i enjoyed that :Dnow do one for Future Sailors so i can have that song stuck in my head for another 3 months :(
( cakeburglar still bored with Freebase,
Wed 29 Dec 2010, 5:32,
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taim watching Stutrek - The Search for Vimod to try to get eels out of my head .. future sailors may well be next
( OneOfSome,
Wed 29 Dec 2010, 5:38,
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i bet you'll post it just as i get it out of my head again :(
(
cakeburglar still bored with Freebase,
Wed 29 Dec 2010, 8:34,
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mighty booshmore like mighty not very good
it's reeves and mortimer surrealism minus the subtle links to reality.. basically boosh is just surreal - not funny and surreal
(,
Wed 29 Dec 2010, 13:11,
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it's reeves and mortimer surrealism minus the subtle links to reality.. basically boosh is just surreal - not funny and surreal
I said to him, Eric, there are no fish on the moon, but would he listen?
Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm,
Wed 29 Dec 2010, 2:30,
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Maybe he's not in it for the fishMaybe he's in it for the love.
( gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Wed 29 Dec 2010, 3:45,
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I might do a new version of this in time for the Sydney test match.
This will be in the updated version. I think this was drawn last time we lost the series.
Cricket is shit. It's for gaylords and spastics and people with mange.Like darts, the whole crowd has to be pissed to enjoy it.... Maybe it's not so bad afterall....
(,
Wed 29 Dec 2010, 2:03,
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The last time England retained the ashes I was 7.I'm 31.
When I was 7 I didn't really understand cricket so this is a fairly unique experience for me.
(When I was 7 I didn't really understand cricket so this is a fairly unique experience for me.
gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Wed 29 Dec 2010, 3:10,
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Very unusual feeling indeed.
(
gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Wed 29 Dec 2010, 3:48,
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I had a dream a few nights ago about waiting at a trainstop for about 4 hoursAt least with cricket you have beer :)
(,
Wed 29 Dec 2010, 3:52,
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The trick with cricket is to just have it on the telly while you do other things.They'll replay anything worth watching and everyone will start shouting so you'll know when to run into the room.
( gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Wed 29 Dec 2010, 3:58,
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I'd tell the FUCKS to turn that shit off and put commando onmyself, that's just me
(,
Wed 29 Dec 2010, 4:01,
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have you subscribed to the commando channel yet?It's a 24 hour commando marathon every day.
( gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Wed 29 Dec 2010, 4:08,
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I have commando on a Massive screen 24/7Bitches everywhere. A bit like New Jack City, but Commando instead of Scarface
(,
Wed 29 Dec 2010, 4:10,
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Hahaha - yes
(
BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Wed 29 Dec 2010, 5:42,
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Time for a tired old pearoast...
Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Wed 29 Dec 2010, 1:21,
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Oh Yes...Oh, very yes...
(
J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Wed 29 Dec 2010, 2:06,
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Syanter Claws is coming to town.(
J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Wed 29 Dec 2010, 0:43,
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I must . . . I did . . . I took a trip . . . I liked ! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Wed 29 Dec 2010, 0:49,
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May I advise against the use of hallucinogenic items.Fuck! A talking Yucca plant....
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Wed 29 Dec 2010, 0:59,
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I can taste what it's saying from hear ! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Wed 29 Dec 2010, 1:02,
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mmmmm....Coco Pops
:)
(:)
J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Wed 29 Dec 2010, 1:03,
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