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# a friend of mine hurt her finger - so i made it worse

would have been better but PS kept crashing :(

edit : oooh think i'll jsut plug my site while i'm here - www.simonrudd.info :D there thats done now :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 19:31, archived)
# You're right.
That's a horrific fabric! woo
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 19:32, archived)
# hahaha
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 19:33, archived)
# Serously.
How many grannies did you have to mug to get a coat like that?!:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 19:34, archived)
# haha
at least its not blue

/end hypothermia joke! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 19:37, archived)
# Sorry mate. My b3ta brain made me do it!


/dick and qwerty blog
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 19:45, archived)
# ahhh the cake!!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 19:47, archived)
# aah the meat!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 19:50, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 19:47, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 19:53, archived)
# Haha....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 19:56, archived)
# shopped images only
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 19:33, archived)
# damn it
i knew there was something i was supposed to do :)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 19:38, archived)
# Velcro needed.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 19:34, archived)
# best stuff
ever :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 19:38, archived)
# And
It would make for the best 'I've pulled my finger off' kids trick ever! :D :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 19:39, archived)
# haha
too true! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 19:41, archived)
# Looks like a sweet you can still buy from jars in certain newsagents
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 19:34, archived)
# No joke
I found a box of beef Oxo in my local minimart that expired in 94.
Not their fault really. They're obviously not cleaned behind the pipe cleaners for some time, I think I found Narnia.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 19:37, archived)
# The Lion, the Witch and the Beef Stock Cubes
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 19:45, archived)
# Ouch!
There's a beer shop by me that has a great choice, really good, but you really have to watch the dates, he only stocks from the front. 30+ types of rum too, but the rotation puts me off asking for any of them.. :(
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 19:49, archived)
# Well you can't expect that much stock rotation after 30 bottles of rum.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 19:51, archived)
# Au contraire
Everything rotates after that much rum...
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 19:54, archived)
# nom nom
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 19:39, archived)
# "Blackpool"?
;)
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 19:35, archived)
# no idea
but i have been to brighton :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 19:40, archived)
# Picks it up and eats it......!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 19:39, archived)
# happy fire day
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 19:40, archived)
# Thanking you..... help yourself to brains below if everyone else hasn't scoffed the lot...!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 19:43, archived)
# om nom
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 19:45, archived)
# Eww!
You are far too good at these things :)
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 19:43, archived)
# its not great
only a 5 min shop :D shop kept crashing :( pooey thing!!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 19:44, archived)
# Right on, Rev!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 20:03, archived)
# :)
thank ya :)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 20:28, archived)
# haha
nice!

but you want to get this seen to
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sat 8 Jan 2011, 20:38, archived)
# thank you
squire :)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 20:38, archived)
# 'Ning board!
Been on and off all day as been trying something new, enough of pin up, what do you think?
Inspired by the lovely Angelique Houtkamp, natch.


Bugger, not as smooth as I would have liked. I think I should try a different format.. :(
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 19:31, archived)
# Ooh, very nice
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 19:40, archived)
# Ta! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 19:47, archived)
# Yay...... Eye love this kind of style...nice clean lines....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 19:42, archived)
# Cleanliness is next to godliness.
or something...
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 19:47, archived)
# Nacho Muerte!
Nicely done.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 20:06, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 20:23, archived)
[challenge entry] hoofball is boring.

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 19:29, archived)
# HAHA
now that would be worth Sky Sports...
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 19:32, archived)
# I enjoy football, but I also enjoyed your picture.
Dilemma!

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 19:59, archived)
# Haha!
The winners go on to the egg and spoon race - with modified hand grenades instead of eggs...
(Sorbus sapiens is pretending to know what he's doing, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 20:40, archived)
# Needs more eggs & spoons, but you get the gist.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 20:50, archived)
# Oi Loik Dat.
Heres one I prepared earlier...
(knuks Lurking for 12+ years, Sun 9 Jan 2011, 18:27, archived)
# "These guys will get my comedic stylings!"
(I helped save b3ta! Larry Death Anger Pain Fear Aggression, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 18:44, archived)
# Lord Coggle, I presume?
*spits in tea*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 18:52, archived)
# Sorry I'm not sure what you're trying to say here.
there's another website on the internet that isn't b3ta or pr0n?

EDIT: Thanks for all the suggestions. I just remembered there's a thai I haven't tried for ages and I'm going to ignore all of you! Woohoo!

EDIT: Actually sod that. I just remember they have wine glasses like eggcups and charge about a fiver for them. MAy have to be ex-Grand National winner after all.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 19:00, archived)
# Just under the mini Batmen, bottom left
Continuing Atomic's excellent-ness from www.b3ta.com/board/10301020 ...
Bigger with attitude
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 19:22, archived)
# Bonus Coggle!
10 Points!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 19:27, archived)
# Heh
TJ: has anyone seen today's Daily Express special? images.dailyexpress.co.uk/pdfs/GetBritainOutoftheEU.pdf

Check out the Photoshop mastery on page 12!
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 19:22, archived)
# Doesn't seam too bad
EDIT: right, pub beckons. 'Night you lovely people!
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 19:29, archived)
# 'Night, enjoy your pubbage!
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 19:40, archived)
# ^
Yarp.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 20:10, archived)
# lord tebbit? 'respected peer'?
ahahahaha
(benito vaselini no not that one, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 19:59, archived)
# YES
:D
(sanguine badger spirits in the room tickle you like a sneaky prawn, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 20:36, archived)
[challenge entry] Work wank......nothing better
(I helped save b3ta! The only Dave is pushing things forward, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 18:42, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 18:54, archived)
# Be honest.....
....we've all done it at some point.
(I helped save b3ta! The only Dave is pushing things forward, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 19:00, archived)
# Yes
I was a mere streamphantom when I appeared in a desperate cunsumer attempt to make a faceless corporate conglomerate seem like a friendly entity that hadn't been partly responsible for the recession in the first place.
But I was young and I needed the money.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 19:08, archived)
# Paid to wank eh?
Why do I never see these jobs advertised on Monster?
(I helped save b3ta! The only Dave is pushing things forward, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 19:11, archived)
# You do
It's under the heading 'Webmaster'
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 19:13, archived)
# I once had to dress up as a chicken, does that count?
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 19:33, archived)
# Go to work on a love egg
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 19:20, archived)
# Full of calcium
(I helped save b3ta! The only Dave is pushing things forward, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 19:49, archived)
# Help yourselt to a slice......
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 18:18, archived)
# That's no brain
happy candles day !
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 18:21, archived)
# Thanking you...... tuck in and have a nice big slice.....!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 18:23, archived)
# CAAAAAAAAYKES!!!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 18:24, archived)
# Nom nom nom.....!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 18:26, archived)
# How about some cheezynomnoms?


EDIT: From the pole below it appears, tonight Matthew, I'll be eating Shirgar burgers.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 18:31, archived)
# Cheese is the highest achievement in human existence.
Wheels, art & the internet are just flavourless wannabes.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 18:38, archived)
# What about cheese wheels?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 18:55, archived)
#
Brain asplodes!
(Bad Monkey hasn't had an abusive gaz since, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 19:00, archived)
# A mutant hybrid, but perfectly acceptable.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 19:09, archived)
# I'll have the dairylee hidding under the Edam please....
Well we all love horses..... and you can't beat a burger....!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 18:40, archived)
# Me like cheesecake
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 18:42, archived)
# As an Indian cuisine lover, I find your choice of meal offensive.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 18:48, archived)
# I could put curry sauce on the horse burger I suppose.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 18:58, archived)
# DO IT!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 19:08, archived)
# No!
Curry sauce on a horse burger is just wrong!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 19:09, archived)
#
Curry sauce on a
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 19:11, archived)
# Thank you
I'll call you next time I need someone to deconstruct my jokes too:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 19:12, archived)
# Happy B3taday!
No cake, but I can do clicks.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 18:21, archived)
# Thankyou......bring a spoon and dig in...!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 18:25, archived)
# I'm sure those were the last words utter before they commenced the filming of 2 girls 1 cup.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 18:34, archived)
# I always imagined it to be..... "What do you mean... you forgot the 100's and 1000's?"...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 18:44, archived)
# Where's the flake?
Yes it does, doesn't it.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 19:00, archived)
# It'd make the worst Cadburys flake advert ever....!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 19:06, archived)
# Second after finger of fudge.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 19:10, archived)
# But that's just enough to give yourself a treat....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 19:14, archived)
# Where as you need a Toblerone for it's ridges:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 19:24, archived)
# All toblerones are good for is.....
Breaking front teeth and gouging great chunks of flesh from the roof of your mouth..!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 19:30, archived)
# Whatever floats your boat I suppose.
Apparantly the singular term for one chunk of toblerone is 'an Alp'
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 19:34, archived)
# No wonder you're so hard to see !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 18:24, archived)
# Thankyou.....He's got his thumbs up.....!!!
He's enjoying it so much he's in a spin......
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 18:28, archived)
# Plus . . . in an atempt to follow your previous instructions :
www.b3ta.com/board/10300006

(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 18:32, archived)
# Haha.......it rocks.....!!!!
George Formby would be proud......
Blackpool is our Las Vagas you know....!!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 18:38, archived)
# DR BRAIN'S FAGGOTS!
Happy fire stick day!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 18:35, archived)
# Can't beat them....With mash and peas.......!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 18:46, archived)
# Happy candleday!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 18:40, archived)
# Thankyou.......it is srs biznz...!!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 18:48, archived)
# yeah but
ur obv ill equipped to comment mate
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 19:31, archived)
# Sweet Jesus!
Happy Candles... :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 18:56, archived)
# Thankyou...... grab a knife and fork.... or a straw....!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 19:07, archived)
# happyb3taday :D
(herman:D, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 19:05, archived)
# Yay Catter cake catter cake bakers man...!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 19:10, archived)
# This is a brilliant candles post
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 19:23, archived)
# This is your brain
This is your brain on FIRE

Happy candleday!
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 19:23, archived)
# Thankyou.... Think my brain burnt out years ago....!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 19:45, archived)
# Just got up
(I helped save b3ta! qster, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 18:05, archived)
# My God! It's full of fuck!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 18:13, archived)
# The guy on the right......
Someone's stolen the top of his umbrella....!!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 18:20, archived)
# There's an excellent version of the Evolution Silhouette with a zombie attacking man & the others escaping off the page.
Of all of the pictures I wish I'd thought of, that one tops the chart.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 18:44, archived)
# I did once find a site dedicated to just shops of the Evolution Silhouette....
Can't find now though....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 18:58, archived)
# I had the same problem looking for the zombie pic, earlier.
There were pale imitators, but not the one I like.
8(
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 19:15, archived)
# Funny you should do that.
Coz if you change 2001 into binery then hexidecimal and put it back to base ten again then put a small rodent on your head, you have exactly the same number as before but with the benefit of a shrew hat!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 18:14, archived)
# Does that lead to shrewed thinking?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 18:20, archived)
# blesshrew.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 18:23, archived)
# Shrewdriver.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 18:29, archived)
# Nice try:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 18:32, archived)
# And that's not to be sniffed at.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 18:20, archived)
# Just open the fucking pod bay doors Hal....!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 18:19, archived)
# Access denied.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 18:23, archived)
# Arf.......good old gordon...!!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 18:30, archived)
# Gordon's alive?!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 18:35, archived)
# I've always thought it strange

(Carpe Perna! Evolution is just a theory...like Gravity., Sat 8 Jan 2011, 20:14, archived)
[challenge entry] You got mail
"CFB"

clicky for biggie (210k)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 17:22, archived)
# Oh, hell yeah!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 17:28, archived)
# That cat is wicked bad.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 17:29, archived)
# bite yer head off !
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 17:37, archived)
# It was worth it!
AVENGE SMEEEEEEEEEEEE!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 17:41, archived)
# Pat won't need mace to stay on pace . . .
A W E S O M E !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 17:29, archived)
# first class!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 17:30, archived)
# Fuck yeah!
Loving the gull wings :)
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sat 8 Jan 2011, 17:31, archived)
# hehe ta!
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 17:52, archived)
# That's great
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 17:35, archived)
# cheers M
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 17:52, archived)
# love the cat :D
(herman:D, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 17:36, archived)
# Yeah cheers H
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 17:44, archived)
# Very very nice :)
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 17:38, archived)
# Sorry, you were out... cold.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 17:40, archived)
# Hahaha
THUNDERPAT! THUNDERPAT! THUNDERPAT! HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 17:41, archived)
# haha should have put that in
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 17:48, archived)
# Yes
Yes you are a ho!:D

In other news I have a real dilemma. India, proper burger place, French or Wagamamas??

What should I have for dindins?
Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar


EDIT: The sad thing is in my area [insert willy gag here ] is that most of the independant restaurants are going under and are being taken over by these 'we're big but we care' over priced chains that are all the rage these days.

Wagamama, Masala Zone, Zizzis, GBK. The latest one is Byrons. They're so going to close. Same price as Gormet Burger Kitchen 50 yards away just with half the amount of food.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 17:55, archived)
# definitely horses
I like them............
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 18:01, archived)
# I can say with 1st hand knowledge.
Horse is a very tasty meat.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 18:02, archived)
# I tend to cook at home a lot more, these days.
The point you so capably raised is a big factor in this.
That said, I'm having Papa John's, tonight, so my vote goes to the absent pizza option..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 18:06, archived)
# Never deviated from your Catholic school upbringings huh?:P
There is an Indian nearer but they seem to think all the food has to be eaten by reaching though an inch of oil.
GBK coz I don't do MacDonalds or Burger King.
Zizzis coz they put the others out of business (and used to be fantastic as they were just the second Zizzi's to ever open. Now it's half the size and quality for twice the money).
Wagamama as my local Chinese is just stodge but refuse to serve the amazing food they serve to their staff.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 18:07, archived)
# That would be an ecumenical matter..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 18:09, archived)
# I love it when you talk ecumenically!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 18:12, archived)
# *opens box of flagellation paddles*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 18:16, archived)
# With these flagellation paddles you are really spoiling us Embassador!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 18:24, archived)
# You really
put your stamp on that one.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 17:43, archived)
# Thanks Sundae
edit: philately will get you nowhere (honest) ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 17:46, archived)
# THat was a 2nd class remark:)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 17:56, archived)
# ... frank-ly
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 17:59, archived)
# Doooo you remembeeeeeer meeeeee.
/Eurovision blog
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 18:02, archived)
# CANNOT UNHEAR
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 19:17, archived)
# I like this
for it is Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 17:47, archived)
# cheers J
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 19:02, archived)
# Nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 17:52, archived)
# Owww yay.......
Love this.....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 18:20, archived)
# That's excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 18:23, archived)
# cheers
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 19:34, archived)
# My #1 spot has been usurped! D:
*lays sword down*
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 9 Jan 2011, 16:21, archived)
# *hands sword back*
yours is superb and will probably prevail.

Me? I have never been higher than 3rd before so would be happy with 2nd :-)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 9 Jan 2011, 18:04, archived)
# To be fair
I've never been higher than 3rd. Infact I've never gotten on page 1 so I'll accept 2nd in any case ^^
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 9 Jan 2011, 19:48, archived)
# We'll probably both lose out when EDubya produces something brilliant like he / she usually does :-)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 9 Jan 2011, 20:50, archived)
# Possibly
But we'll see :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 1:31, archived)
# Deep Burger
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 16:40, archived)
# i like her
is she single?
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 16:44, archived)
# Single . . . yet big enough for the both of us !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 16:48, archived)
# SPEW FOR CHEW

(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 16:50, archived)
# Hahahah fuck
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 16:52, archived)
# FACEFULLOFUCK
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 16:56, archived)
# Face feeding face . . . face it !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 16:53, archived)
# I gotta feelin she bee comin' back fo mo!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 16:56, archived)
# She be backin' it up !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 16:59, archived)
# JUMP, JIGGA, JUMP!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 17:07, archived)
# JIVE AIN'T NO JIVE
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 17:09, archived)
# ZAGAMA QUBE!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 17:15, archived)
# IN OUT SIDE IN SIDE OUT
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 17:20, archived)
# GOTTA GIT BACK TO THEN!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 17:23, archived)
# DA FUTCHA COME LATE
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 17:33, archived)
# GOTTA CATSUP TO IT!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 17:45, archived)
# Speedy thing goes in ...
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 17:37, archived)
# Goze inta !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 17:38, archived)
# wow
that looks as though It's possible in reality
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sat 8 Jan 2011, 18:02, archived)
# The best greenhouse EVER.....!!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 18:31, archived)
# Nice
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 16:56, archived)
# IT CAME OUT GOOD
(geddit)

a fine Dek/Val collab
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 16:58, archived)
# jackpot
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 16:57, archived)
# SHE BEE PAYIN OUT!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 17:06, archived)
# Two girls, one fwap.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 17:57, archived)
# Haha..... only you.....!!!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 18:22, archived)
# I love B3ta Crossovers.
It's like when Judge Dredd teams up with Batman.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 19:20, archived)
# A billion patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickle & onion - all in two billion sesame seed buns..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 16:51, archived)
# The secret jingle is out on a ring tone !
♪
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 16:54, archived)
# Billions and billions served!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 16:52, archived)
# Feeding the pilous and bilious !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 16:57, archived)
# Deep throat
(herman:D, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 16:56, archived)
# All the way !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 16:58, archived)
# It's like watching The Exorcist backwards.
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 16:56, archived)
# Saving it all up for a bile finnish !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 16:59, archived)
# it's good Jim
but it's not FUDGE :D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 16:58, archived)
# Moar FUDGE . . . cumin' up !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 17:02, archived)
# oh fudge
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 17:26, archived)
# W3 BUBU NNnnNN !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 17:31, archived)
# WHY LORD WHY
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 17:31, archived)
# CUZZA FOO BALLED
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 17:40, archived)
# Bye bye Roy Keane
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 17:46, archived)
# Eye relish the idea of an infinity burger.....!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 18:21, archived)
# It's a good thing that there is no end to the beginning !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 18:29, archived)
# I'm beginning to think so....!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 18:33, archived)
# Look what I found on the internet:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=IyuceRf_UJs
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 16:17, archived)
# you have displeased the Jelena
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 16:20, archived)
# Well, hellloooooooo beautfiful...and you are beautiful

(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 16:27, archived)
# FACEBOOK WEDDING
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 16:29, archived)
# YOU MAY KISS THE FUCK
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 16:30, archived)
# That's just wrong.
Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 17:06, archived)
# yip
its orong..
(also-awesome piece of recent artwork Captain Howdy ~ the musical drawing)
(Sherbs, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 17:30, archived)
# Cheers.
It's from a flyer I did in 1995, so not that recent..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 17:59, archived)
# ta
and also, I also saw your 'musical drawing', fucking amazing

more please
www.b3ta.com/board/10301043
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 17:34, archived)
# ^ this
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 17:48, archived)
# I rarely pick up my coloured biros, these days.
But thank you, Dekionplexis.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 18:01, archived)
# is that
David Dickheadson?
(Mackeson_drinker, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 21:19, archived)
# OFFS!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 16:26, archived)
# LOLOL

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 16:26, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 16:27, archived)
# now, if you can only get this reentered in to the stock photo market
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 16:34, archived)
# It looks as though you're localizing some marketing images
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 16:34, archived)
# nahh... The key to a GREAT stock image? -- ambiguous ethnicity!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 16:36, archived)
# YOU, MY OFFICE, NOW.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 16:37, archived)
# BUSINESS IS MY BUSINESS

(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 16:39, archived)
# Ha-ha!
Come on, Bob; take it seriously, just this once..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 17:08, archived)
# I do love this guy.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 16:53, archived)
# DAT SUX
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 16:27, archived)
#
Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 16:31, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 16:33, archived)
# fuck off cuntchops
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 16:33, archived)
# *waits for thread to be deleted. AGAIN*
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 16:41, archived)
# It gives him a sense of worth.
Unfortunately, even /talk aren't interested.

www.b3ta.com/talk/7072999#post7073000
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 16:57, archived)
#
http://www.b3ta.com/links/
(herman:D, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 16:59, archived)
#
(herman:D, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 13:34, archived)
# Reminds me of this:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=IyuceRf_UJs
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 13:35, archived)
# ugly facebook wedding
ugly facebook wedding
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 13:40, archived)
# Man marries pillow WTF
www.metro.co.uk/weird/816601-man-marries-pillow
(herman:D, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 13:49, archived)
# Ugly pillow marries facebook WTF
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 13:54, archived)
# O_O
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 15:18, archived)
# so ronery :P
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 15:32, archived)
# I love the comment
"this guy is strange".
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 15:46, archived)
# KAWAII
This article is not that.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 15:56, archived)
# Ooh, is that still going?
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 15:10, archived)
# ^ What she said....
Whe are all the funnies today?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 15:29, archived)
# *tries to think of a funny*

...

*tries to think of a crap pun*
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 15:49, archived)
# Dinsdale? Dinsdale..!
(Troutman Roflcocks A glass of port... don't mind if I do., Sat 8 Jan 2011, 14:33, archived)
# I'm sorry, but I'm going to have to Reese on this one
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 8 Jan 2011, 14:45, archived)
# Look what I found on the internet:
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 15:08, archived)
# I think I'm the only person who liked that film.
Jim Carrey was awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 15:41, archived)
# Along with me
"Reading is one form of escape. Running for your life is another."
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 15:42, archived)
# And me! And me!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 15:48, archived)
# *shares bond*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 15:49, archived)
# "Beef, yes? Roast beef. It's the Swedish term for beef that is roasted"

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 15:57, archived)
# you'll like this then
www.youtube.com/watch?v=5laVwegOPjM

wasn't a huge fan of lebady snippet, but 'I Love you Philip Morris' was excellent

also his Bruce Dern impression is most amusing
www.youtube.com/watch?v=oBoGNnKvSCg
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 15:47, archived)
# It has a certain charm, there's no denying it..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 15:52, archived)
# Ha ha ha... not seen that before...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 15:54, archived)
# "Nothing rhymes with winkle"
Uncanny likeness.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=0A7tLVIsuNw
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 15:59, archived)
# In Living Colour classics
here's Vera
www.youtube.com/watch?v=bBWkPRSE-W4
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 16:08, archived)
# 8D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 16:40, archived)
# heh heh:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 16:33, archived)
# Haha...... he's oblivious......!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 19:17, archived)
# Not done one of these for a while, maybe this will cheer the board up?


link to original
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 10:53, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 8 Jan 2011, 11:00, archived)
# Ha ha!
Quite pleased with my random quote on the board stats:
www.b3ta.com/board_stats/mainboard-users.html
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 8 Jan 2011, 11:04, archived)
# I don't understand mine?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 11:06, archived)
# I'm shocked, 247 messages is all it takes to get top now?
Back in my day, it was me, sushi, wow, with over 1000 per week.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 8 Jan 2011, 11:12, archived)
# I remember when all these pages were fields.
Especially the fields on the pages.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 8 Jan 2011, 11:15, archived)
# I remember when all this server drive space were zeroes
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 12:34, archived)
# There were also 86,064 users who didn't post much...
That surprised me, an army of lurkers...
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 11:16, archived)
# A faceless, fingerless army that cannot or will not type.
I hear lurkers all have the clap. They got it from their hamsters. Unless they'd like to prove me wrong...?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 8 Jan 2011, 11:19, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 11:23, archived)
#
Actually it was my Gerbil :-)
(blankety blank chequebook and pen, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 11:52, archived)
# Yay!
Cheers!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 8 Jan 2011, 11:54, archived)
# ^loving this username
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 14:04, archived)
# Very much this.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 15:38, archived)
# Now that is some quality lurking
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 15:35, archived)
# Pump up the jam
pump it up, while my help is ironing
Pump it up a little more whilst my butler's polishing.


Is this the kind of thing you want to see? No, clearly not.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 8 Jan 2011, 12:59, archived)
# Nah
It was from a gerbil
(beubo Sluuuuuuurp . . . . . . . . . . . .Pop!, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 13:58, archived)
# This must be the Uber-lurk! :)
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 14:05, archived)
# :-o
I'll see y'all in another 7 years...
(beubo Sluuuuuuurp . . . . . . . . . . . .Pop!, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 14:09, archived)
# Ha ha!
I'll make sure I put the kettle on! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 14:20, archived)
# It's a bit pathetic isn't it
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 11:33, archived)
# the thousand a week? yeah it was a little.
now I draw things, I can't be arsed scanning and posting. Oh well.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 8 Jan 2011, 11:47, archived)
# I remember posting 800+ and not even getting on the leader board...
Happy Days
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 11:35, archived)
# My god! I knew the board was quiet these days but I'm in the top 30 with 35 mosts?
O_o
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 11:20, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/links/576282
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 8 Jan 2011, 11:22, archived)
# I know I haven't been posting much
But surely I wasn't posting that much:P

EDIT: Interesting the peak was around the same timne as the who Zoo/Nuts debarkle.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 11:37, archived)
# Wish I could mine all the data
But I'm too lazy to do it by hand to get a real idea of how the posting's going.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 8 Jan 2011, 11:50, archived)
# Saying that,
The carrot mini-meme sparked a fair rate of posting.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 8 Jan 2011, 11:52, archived)
# and I made the "thanks for participating" list with just 13 comments
(shouldn't that be "fewer" than 35 messages?)
Why is there no stats board for /links?
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 18:01, archived)
# Hmmmmm
time for me to have a nice big glass of shut the fuck up I think.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 15:56, archived)
# And now, just like a steam train, she's got a tender behind
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 11:05, archived)
# Still would though
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 11:12, archived)
# it would be extremely tender after I finished with it.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 8 Jan 2011, 11:48, archived)
# Hahaha:D
(herman:D, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 11:07, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 8 Jan 2011, 11:07, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 11:12, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 8 Jan 2011, 11:16, archived)
#
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(herman:D, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 11:19, archived)
# This is the first one i made. hundred to go:D
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(herman:D, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 11:31, archived)
# 2nd one :D
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(herman:D, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 11:36, archived)
# love this one :)
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 11:18, archived)
# Hohoho!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 11:10, archived)
# Mmmm
she can straddle my carriage etc...

Whats with the Al Jazeeeeera esque logo?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 11:23, archived)
# It's my wobbly bloke icon

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 11:25, archived)
# Yay Wobbly Bloke TV
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 13:12, archived)
# Is that Holly Wobblybooby?
If so I approve of this.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 11:33, archived)
# Ha ha ha...

Also this
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 11:37, archived)
# *spluffs*
That comment at the top is a little OTT wouldn't you agree?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 11:43, archived)
# which one:
I wish that was my banana!!!
MOM should of been called sex with Holly Willoughby, she used to dress up as a school girl, eating bananas, nip slip. Filthy. But i do love her
i would drink her period blood through my eye
did anyone else cum watching this

buggeration.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 8 Jan 2011, 11:51, archived)
# "She needs to be fucked seriously"
As opposed to jocularly, I suppose.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sat 8 Jan 2011, 12:01, archived)
# I'd smell her womb.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 14:20, archived)
# Wha-, wur, wurrr, whaaarrrr, whoooo, *spluff*
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 8 Jan 2011, 11:48, archived)
# up her chuff chuff chuff chuff chuff...woooooooooohooooooooooooooooo
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 8 Jan 2011, 11:52, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 12:17, archived)
# *engorges*
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 13:02, archived)
# *tissues*
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 13:48, archived)
# Certainly cheered me up
...but needs more 'fuck off lord.craggle'
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 12:47, archived)
# "I would, if she'd let me, and the missus didn't mind.."
Excerpt from "Captain Howdy's Big Book of Bumper Wishes".
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 13:08, archived)
# She could ride my train anytime!!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 13:49, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sat 8 Jan 2011, 15:18, archived)
# :D
connected with elastic
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 16:05, archived)
# :DD
(herman:D, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 17:02, archived)
# Off the rails....!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 19:20, archived)
# Here's your wedding photo.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 10:42, archived)
# O_O
Is that lord.craggle?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 10:44, archived)
# What is this? RWPS?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 10:44, archived)
# At least mine was in the paper
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 10:47, archived)
# Wow, what research.
Did you go through the newspaper reels?
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 10:50, archived)
# It's a nice day for a cock wedding.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 10:50, archived)
# A nice day to
Fart a wean!
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 8 Jan 2011, 10:55, archived)
# the sore-stiff family
(JoePesky, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 11:03, archived)
# hahaha
No giggling at the back
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Sat 8 Jan 2011, 11:12, archived)
# :D
www.suffolkchurches.co.uk/cockfield.htm
(herman:D, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 11:40, archived)
# ugly facebook wedding
ugly facebook wedding
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 12:38, archived)
[challenge entry] suppose you think its dead funny
(grotpig, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 7:58, archived)
# And soon it will be time for the ritual burial next to Gerry Rafferty.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 8:24, archived)
# omg HAZ ANY1 DUN A PIC OF THAT YET??/?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 12:30, archived)
# I see you know the ritual.
Are you a priest?
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 15:35, archived)
# Putting the 'fun' in 'funeral', I guess.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 13:11, archived)

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