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This probably pushed something worthwhile off the board.
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M3rx likes the Asian ladies,
Fri 21 Jan 2011, 14:44,
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hahahah
made me laugh though
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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon.,
Fri 21 Jan 2011, 14:46,
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The hon member for Ballsover
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edjogs Collared doves are shit.,
Fri 21 Jan 2011, 14:50,
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hahaha
This is worthwhile
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Fri 21 Jan 2011, 14:56,
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Haha! Nicely :)
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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious.,
Fri 21 Jan 2011, 15:01,
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And I wonder why I keep getting robbed...
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Ninj,
Fri 21 Jan 2011, 14:35,
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so simple, yet so good
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching,
Fri 21 Jan 2011, 14:36,
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Cheers me dears!
:)
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Ninj,
Fri 21 Jan 2011, 14:39,
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Splendid.
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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley,
Fri 21 Jan 2011, 14:38,
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Ooh ta!
:D
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Ninj,
Fri 21 Jan 2011, 14:40,
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Yays!
Are you the USB Master?
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riverghost servicing your mum since,
Fri 21 Jan 2011, 14:38,
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Student!
;)
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Ninj,
Fri 21 Jan 2011, 14:40,
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Me?
Student?
DO you think I'm minted?!:O
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riverghost servicing your mum since,
Fri 21 Jan 2011, 14:41,
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No...
...I'M the student, silly!
:)
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Ninj,
Fri 21 Jan 2011, 14:43,
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Oh you're minted!
I was thinking more ghostbuster with teh USB master thing.
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riverghost servicing your mum since,
Fri 21 Jan 2011, 14:45,
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Heh :o)
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Fri 21 Jan 2011, 14:42,
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hahahahaha
"worst handyman ever" award :D
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Elvis impersonator,
Fri 21 Jan 2011, 14:48,
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Hai Dubya!
:)
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Ninj,
Fri 21 Jan 2011, 14:51,
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Hahah
:D
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herman:D,
Fri 21 Jan 2011, 16:13,
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herman:D
:D
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Ninj,
Fri 21 Jan 2011, 17:37,
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Excellent
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Fri 21 Jan 2011, 16:29,
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Cheers sir!
:D
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Ninj,
Fri 21 Jan 2011, 17:38,
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Total waste of money
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Europir8,
Fri 21 Jan 2011, 14:26,
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hahaha
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Barbarossa is not my real name,
Fri 21 Jan 2011, 14:28,
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You're spoiling us with all this lavishly rendered 3D work...
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Fri 21 Jan 2011, 14:29,
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I miss that site:(
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riverghost servicing your mum since,
Fri 21 Jan 2011, 14:35,
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Is it dead?
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Afinkawan est in horto, sedet,
Fri 21 Jan 2011, 14:35,
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Fri 21 Jan 2011, 14:36,
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Yes...
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riverghost servicing your mum since,
Fri 21 Jan 2011, 14:38,
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Here we go again...
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Fri 21 Jan 2011, 14:41,
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riverghost servicing your mum since,
Fri 21 Jan 2011, 14:41,
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Pffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffft!
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Fri 21 Jan 2011, 14:43,
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I've a shed load of these
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riverghost servicing your mum since,
Fri 21 Jan 2011, 14:45,
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FUCK! wrong mag
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching,
Fri 21 Jan 2011, 14:46,
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Fri 21 Jan 2011, 14:47,
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*tangents*
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Fri 21 Jan 2011, 14:44,
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HAHAHA
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching,
Fri 21 Jan 2011, 14:47,
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ahahaha
I fuckin' love this!
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4Q just lurking,
Fri 21 Jan 2011, 14:55,
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Ahahahahaha!
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R.Soul hmmm,
Fri 21 Jan 2011, 19:38,
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My inner child cried at this
until I glued her eyes shut.
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KeenBean objects to this comma,
Fri 21 Jan 2011, 14:41,
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IT's OK.
Just go to your happy place where 'White Horses' is playing.
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riverghost servicing your mum since,
Fri 21 Jan 2011, 14:43,
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Let's have a vote.
Should I click that link?


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Afinkawan est in horto, sedet,
Fri 21 Jan 2011, 14:47,
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*innocents*
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Fri 21 Jan 2011, 14:51,
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*smoothies*
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riverghost servicing your mum since,
Fri 21 Jan 2011, 14:52,
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*sells to Mars*
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Fri 21 Jan 2011, 14:55,
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MacDonald's I think it was.
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riverghost servicing your mum since,
Fri 21 Jan 2011, 15:12,
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Apparentyl so
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Fri 21 Jan 2011, 14:38,
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You melvined me.
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riverghost servicing your mum since,
Fri 21 Jan 2011, 14:40,
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Pffffftttttttttt.........
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Fri 21 Jan 2011, 14:35,
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Something is better than nothing
as my wife always says....
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Europir8,
Fri 21 Jan 2011, 14:41,
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lol
*warning. Some cases of armageddon may be experienced.
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riverghost servicing your mum since,
Fri 21 Jan 2011, 14:31,
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The LHC cost billions of euros and took hundreds of scientists a decade to build
and not one of them realised that hadrons are actually quite small.
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Afinkawan est in horto, sedet,
Fri 21 Jan 2011, 14:35,
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I want one
*likes watching things go round and round*
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Elvis impersonator,
Fri 21 Jan 2011, 14:50,
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Sell you a tumble dryer for £2bn and it does something worthwhile
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Europir8,
Fri 21 Jan 2011, 15:05,
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Hub-ble Telescope...
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riverghost servicing your mum since,
Fri 21 Jan 2011, 14:23,
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Have that

and a click.
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smaggers Like a gibbon on helium,
Fri 21 Jan 2011, 14:25,
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This is great...
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Fri 21 Jan 2011, 14:31,
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Got any salmon?
Sorted.
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riverghost servicing your mum since,
Fri 21 Jan 2011, 14:42,
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After I finished my hubcap I thought "what else can i do with a hub?"
Mind the piss.
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doog Don't read this.,
Fri 21 Jan 2011, 14:26,
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Rhub-hun?
Attila the Hub?
The kids programme The Hubs
Old Mother Hub-bard?
Jihub?
Sprouts.
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riverghost servicing your mum since,
Fri 21 Jan 2011, 14:30,
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spang in space
thwack!!!!:)
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Elvis impersonator,
Fri 21 Jan 2011, 14:52,
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:)
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching,
Fri 21 Jan 2011, 14:16,
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Swayze kitty!
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Fri 21 Jan 2011, 14:17,
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anthony keidis is in that movie
i think he gets shot in the foot
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching,
Fri 21 Jan 2011, 14:18,
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Aren't most of the Peppers in that gang at some point?
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Fri 21 Jan 2011, 14:20,
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not sure about that
i like that film though, even though it's kinda crap :)
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching,
Fri 21 Jan 2011, 14:25,
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Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
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riverghost servicing your mum since,
Fri 21 Jan 2011, 14:31,
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PULL! PULL!
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 21 Jan 2011, 14:18,
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Kitty Splat
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cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle,
Fri 21 Jan 2011, 14:19,
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Fanbloodytastic!
*Click*
:D
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Ninj,
Fri 21 Jan 2011, 14:19,
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thankie :)
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching,
Fri 21 Jan 2011, 14:23,
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Pull! Now!
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KeenBean objects to this comma,
Fri 21 Jan 2011, 14:19,
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Hahaha like it!
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Barbarossa is not my real name,
Fri 21 Jan 2011, 14:20,
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Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better,
Fri 21 Jan 2011, 14:23,
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PULL ... THE ... DAMN ... CORD!
Excellent! :D
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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious.,
Fri 21 Jan 2011, 14:24,
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Nice
Needs more Beattie.
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M3rx likes the Asian ladies,
Fri 21 Jan 2011, 14:25,
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heh heh...fatcat can't do that!!
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Elvis impersonator,
Fri 21 Jan 2011, 14:55,
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Yay!
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Fri 21 Jan 2011, 16:32,
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Took longer than it ought...
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Fri 21 Jan 2011, 14:12,
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i like this
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching,
Fri 21 Jan 2011, 14:16,
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Heh heh
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Afinkawan est in horto, sedet,
Fri 21 Jan 2011, 14:16,
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Hahaha
nice one:)
EDIT Sorta related pea:

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riverghost servicing your mum since,
Fri 21 Jan 2011, 14:17,
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Humm... Experiment...
*inserts T-101 CPU into Neo's head*
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Fri 21 Jan 2011, 14:21,
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Are you Goerge Michael?:P
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riverghost servicing your mum since,
Fri 21 Jan 2011, 14:24,
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It would improve his acting
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M3rx likes the Asian ladies,
Fri 21 Jan 2011, 14:24,
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"I need your guns, your guns and your guns"
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Fri 21 Jan 2011, 14:44,
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Yes but the USB would be good
If you wantd to print out Keano's thought.
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riverghost servicing your mum since,
Fri 21 Jan 2011, 14:46,
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:D
Woo!
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XLVII .uk,
Fri 21 Jan 2011, 14:18,
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Ris?
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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better,
Fri 21 Jan 2011, 14:25,
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Well I'll take a 4:1 ratio of people getting it ;)
it's the CPU from the Terminator movies turned into a USB device.
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Fri 21 Jan 2011, 14:31,
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aaaaaaaaaaaaah!*
*me non-movie buff :)
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Elvis impersonator,
Fri 21 Jan 2011, 14:56,
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Prolly bindun
but I don't care...

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M3rx likes the Asian ladies,
Fri 21 Jan 2011, 14:09,
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heeheehee
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Barbarossa is not my real name,
Fri 21 Jan 2011, 14:14,
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hahaha
excellent
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Fri 21 Jan 2011, 14:15,
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hahahahahah
excellent!
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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon.,
Fri 21 Jan 2011, 14:15,
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Great stuff!
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Fri 21 Jan 2011, 14:16,
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doog Don't read this.,
Fri 21 Jan 2011, 14:02,
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s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-spang!
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 21 Jan 2011, 14:06,
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Pffft
I had to filename!
:D
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XLVII .uk,
Fri 21 Jan 2011, 14:07,
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me too
now he needs a spanging!
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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon.,
Fri 21 Jan 2011, 14:08,
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*searches for spanging pan*
I don't have one :(
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XLVII .uk,
Fri 21 Jan 2011, 14:08,
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If you hover it tells you what it is too ;)
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doog Don't read this.,
Fri 21 Jan 2011, 14:08,
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sew, it does!
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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon.,
Fri 21 Jan 2011, 14:09,
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Damn I could have saved myself 10 seconds!!
:D
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XLVII .uk,
Fri 21 Jan 2011, 14:10,
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Never get a flat again!

For use with part f3554799173: laptop cigarette lighter adapter
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KeenBean objects to this comma,
Fri 21 Jan 2011, 14:02,
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Pffft, you silly!
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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better,
Fri 21 Jan 2011, 14:11,
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Newsletter subject line compo
don't be arseholes
write some lols
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rob,
Fri 21 Jan 2011, 14:01,
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now with Lauren Laverne
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 21 Jan 2011, 14:02,
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Bum sex!
What's the crack?
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Ninj,
Fri 21 Jan 2011, 14:06,
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The moving staircase argument is escalating
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 21 Jan 2011, 14:17,
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Yvette Balls
....and I liked it.
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XLVII .uk,
Fri 21 Jan 2011, 14:07,
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more fun than Alan Johnson's wife
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M3rx likes the Asian ladies,
Fri 21 Jan 2011, 14:07,
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Yes
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Fri 21 Jan 2011, 14:47,
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Gravy! Now't better for thee!
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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon.,
Fri 21 Jan 2011, 14:08,
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Murdoch gives green light to Coulson resignation
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benito vaselini no not that one,
Fri 21 Jan 2011, 14:10,
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Now un-blocked in Tunisia (maybe)
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight,
Fri 21 Jan 2011, 14:11,
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Johnson out, Balls in.
(taken from a newspaper headline, I must admit)
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Smallbrainfield,
Fri 21 Jan 2011, 14:12,
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You are Jimmy Carr aicmfp
(or whoever wrote that headline nicked it off him)
Only amusing bit of 10 o'clock live...
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Fri 21 Jan 2011, 14:13,
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T'was rather serious wasn't it?
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XLVII .uk,
Fri 21 Jan 2011, 14:18,
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I'm hoping it will improve when they get into their stride a bit.
Everyone was - fairly understandably - somewhat on the tense and nervous side last night.
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Fri 21 Jan 2011, 14:19,
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Me too
You might be right.
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XLVII .uk,
Fri 21 Jan 2011, 14:23,
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Didn't he read it off the front of
the Mail? I thought it was an actual headline. I quite enjoyed that show, mostly the bits with Lauren Laverne in.
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Smallbrainfield,
Fri 21 Jan 2011, 14:18,
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I'd enjoy having my bits in Lauren Laverne
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Fri 21 Jan 2011, 14:21,
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That's awesome
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M3rx likes the Asian ladies,
Fri 21 Jan 2011, 14:13,
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Fault discovered in Hollywood celebrity during awards bash
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KeenBean objects to this comma,
Fri 21 Jan 2011, 14:13,
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Implant jokes are the breast ones.
But can go tits up easily.
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Fri 21 Jan 2011, 14:15,
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As heard on "I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue"
Ris? Ross Noble used this joke on this week's edition.
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight,
Fri 21 Jan 2011, 14:16,
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work-related documentation
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valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com,
Fri 21 Jan 2011, 14:16,
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Coming out more predictably than babyheadwound
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight,
Fri 21 Jan 2011, 14:18,
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National Association of Landscape Gardeners reject organic fertiliser proposal
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zacherynuk @echo off,
Fri 21 Jan 2011, 14:19,
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uplifting your spirits since the invention of clocks
.
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andysith vs. the becardiganed mousethra. EEK,
Fri 21 Jan 2011, 14:19,
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DUKE NUKEM RELEASE DATE CONFIRMED MAY 1ST
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Smallbrainfield,
Fri 21 Jan 2011, 14:22,
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We're not publishing the good bits as they're not in the public interest.
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Afinkawan est in horto, sedet,
Fri 21 Jan 2011, 14:22,
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^This^
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight,
Fri 21 Jan 2011, 14:24,
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The Benefits of Farting Explain'd
It's a real book - written by Johnathan Swift
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smaggers Like a gibbon on helium,
Fri 21 Jan 2011, 14:24,
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Sorry you were out
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KeenBean objects to this comma,
Fri 21 Jan 2011, 14:26,
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Soon being sold to 4chan in the name of reader choice.
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Fri 21 Jan 2011, 14:35,
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Most hated ex-tabloid editor competition: Morgan retains title
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benito vaselini no not that one,
Fri 21 Jan 2011, 14:37,
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Preparing you for Blue Monday
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CanonCaliber A big bore,
Fri 21 Jan 2011, 14:39,
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Halal, Is it meat you're looking for?
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Vinegar strokes Should know better on,
Fri 21 Jan 2011, 14:42,
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Not saying "Death to the West" at the dinner table.
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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks,
Fri 21 Jan 2011, 15:09,
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Contains more whales, tits and stilts, than you could shake a dragon at.
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Fri 21 Jan 2011, 14:43,
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^
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emvee cruor deo cruoris,
Fri 21 Jan 2011, 15:20,
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CUNT!
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4Q just lurking,
Fri 21 Jan 2011, 14:58,
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I always notice when it's 23 minutes to 2 O'clock
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zacherynuk @echo off,
Fri 21 Jan 2011, 13:52,
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:o)
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Fri 21 Jan 2011, 13:55,
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I notice 11:11 and recently have been noticing 13:37 - leet
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rob,
Fri 21 Jan 2011, 13:58,
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Beeeeen done?
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Europir8,
Fri 21 Jan 2011, 13:51,
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Exhaustively...

...although I'll give you the 'port' element of it.
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Fri 21 Jan 2011, 13:53,
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XLVII .uk,
Fri 21 Jan 2011, 13:58,
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Many many times
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riverghost servicing your mum since,
Fri 21 Jan 2011, 14:00,
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Loads of times, but not with that amount of seams!
Woo
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Fri 21 Jan 2011, 14:46,
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Blair's kinda stepping around the issue again...
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omfgbunnies,
Fri 21 Jan 2011, 13:40,
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I'm going to believe this was his real motive.
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cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle,
Fri 21 Jan 2011, 13:46,
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he had alien hand syndrome
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-12225163
either that or he's about to give Cherie the 'shocker'
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 21 Jan 2011, 13:49,
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I needed that love Cherie gave me, selfishly.
I devoured it to give me strength. I was an animal following my instinct.
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benito vaselini no not that one,
Fri 21 Jan 2011, 13:54,
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I'M EATING HERE!
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 21 Jan 2011, 14:01,
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Misread and thought you were talking about him fingering Cherie. But is that one in the bum and two in the clunge, or the other way around?
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omfgbunnies,
Fri 21 Jan 2011, 14:22,
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Europir8,
Fri 21 Jan 2011, 14:09,
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Edit: Now with added Banacek!
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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's,
Fri 21 Jan 2011, 13:11,
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ah
very good
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4Q just lurking,
Fri 21 Jan 2011, 13:12,
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Pfft. For fuxake :D
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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious.,
Fri 21 Jan 2011, 13:13,
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Fuck!
I could have used Banacek!
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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's,
Fri 21 Jan 2011, 13:18,
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Nobody uses Banacek and Banacek uses nobody.
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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious.,
Fri 21 Jan 2011, 13:29,
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Hulk!
Clickage.
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Captain Howdy,
Fri 21 Jan 2011, 13:15,
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haha!
excellent
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 21 Jan 2011, 13:20,
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That is genius.
*clicks
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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally,
Fri 21 Jan 2011, 13:38,
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Haha!
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Fri 21 Jan 2011, 13:41,
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Ahahahahahaha!
*click*
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Afinkawan est in horto, sedet,
Fri 21 Jan 2011, 13:42,
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*applause*
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Fri 21 Jan 2011, 13:45,
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Hahaha
*clicks*
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XLVII .uk,
Fri 21 Jan 2011, 13:48,
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Hooray!
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R.Soul hmmm,
Fri 21 Jan 2011, 19:41,
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Jabba hari tish ding!
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Captain Howdy,
Fri 21 Jan 2011, 13:00,
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Koona t'chuta, Nohands?
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emvee cruor deo cruoris,
Fri 21 Jan 2011, 13:00,
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NOHANDS SHOT FIRST!
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Barbarossa is not my real name,
Fri 21 Jan 2011, 13:00,
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He used a low-calibre pistol
A Cat-.22 situation.
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Fri 21 Jan 2011, 13:03,
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Oof! Right in the nads.
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Captain Howdy,
Fri 21 Jan 2011, 13:06,
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awwww
KILL IT!
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching,
Fri 21 Jan 2011, 13:16,
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:D I KNEW it!
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Victor Meldrew,
Fri 21 Jan 2011, 13:39,
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Hahahaha!
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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious.,
Fri 21 Jan 2011, 13:40,
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I coloured JollyJack's WWTOS

...and with that I'm off to the pub for lunch. Anyone want anything?
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emvee cruor deo cruoris,
Fri 21 Jan 2011, 12:59,
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half of mild and some smoky bacon crisps please
oh and a £1 in the quiz machine
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 21 Jan 2011, 13:00,
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Gah I'm in London
I'd kill for mild right now
/Midlander blog
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emvee cruor deo cruoris,
Fri 21 Jan 2011, 13:02,
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Try the Jerusalem Tavern in Farringdon.
They have St Peter's mild.
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Land of Green Ginger It's dreamy weather,
Fri 21 Jan 2011, 13:05,
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A pint of cranberry juice and soda
and a woo
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claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥,
Fri 21 Jan 2011, 13:00,
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Very good for thrush
have yoghurt with that
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emvee cruor deo cruoris,
Fri 21 Jan 2011, 13:03,
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Actually, Cranberry is good for cystitis, bad for thrush.
Don't get your UTI's mixed up!
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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better,
Fri 21 Jan 2011, 14:09,
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Nice.
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Captain Howdy,
Fri 21 Jan 2011, 13:00,
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I started doing that yesterday
and got bored
woo sir
Can I have Steak and Ale Pie please - with Chips not Mash
and a pint, no make that half, or I'll fall asleep, of Copper Dragon
Ta
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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon.,
Fri 21 Jan 2011, 13:00,
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You started going to the pub for lunch but you got bored?
How peculiar!
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Barbarossa is not my real name,
Fri 21 Jan 2011, 13:01,
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no, colouring in the whale
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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon.,
Fri 21 Jan 2011, 13:04,
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A pint of money
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Barbarossa is not my real name,
Fri 21 Jan 2011, 13:02,
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packet of kp nuts please, and i'm plonking this here, prob bindun.

EDIT: lovely tits, i mean wail aa poyd btw
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching,
Fri 21 Jan 2011, 13:02,
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*likes*
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Bela Lugosi's Dad,
Fri 21 Jan 2011, 13:04,
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Ha-ha!
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Captain Howdy,
Fri 21 Jan 2011, 13:07,
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Literally in your face.
:)
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Smallbrainfield,
Fri 21 Jan 2011, 13:08,
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I wouldn't mind a pint of Thwaites Lancaster Bomber
if they've got any. Failing that, a pint of mild.
also, WHITS!
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Smallbrainfield,
Fri 21 Jan 2011, 13:05,
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A pint of Guinness and a packet of Donkey Scabs please
Chicken Itchings will do, if they don't have scabs

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Fri 21 Jan 2011, 13:11,
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A new box of tissues...
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Fri 21 Jan 2011, 13:26,
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Whale milk!
:D
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XLVII .uk,
Fri 21 Jan 2011, 13:48,
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Food must be lunch time.
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Europir8,
Fri 21 Jan 2011, 12:44,
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Cheese on a Train!
Best film ever.
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Smallbrainfield,
Fri 21 Jan 2011, 12:46,
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i've had it up to here with this muther fuckin' cheese on this muther fuckin' train!
best line ever.
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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Fri 21 Jan 2011, 12:55,
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Gruyere?
Hell yeah!
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Fri 21 Jan 2011, 12:58,
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Edam Right, Brother!
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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon.,
Fri 21 Jan 2011, 12:59,
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A repost for the Swedish-speakers :
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Fri 21 Jan 2011, 13:04,
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Has anyone seen the 4th RE fillum?
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Fri 21 Jan 2011, 13:25,
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I haven't
The others were pretty terrible but oddly, for game-based films, better than the games.
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Afinkawan est in horto, sedet,
Fri 21 Jan 2011, 13:45,
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I genuinely liked the first 2.
3 went off the boil significantly though...
Will prob pick up 4 on DVD when it gets cheaper. Feel kind of committed to maintaining the set.
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Fri 21 Jan 2011, 13:56,
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chilly?
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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Fri 21 Jan 2011, 13:30,
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Hahahah
What's going on?
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Barbarossa is not my real name,
Fri 21 Jan 2011, 12:47,
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I need to know also
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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon.,
Fri 21 Jan 2011, 12:49,
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Fourbs!
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Smallbrainfield,
Fri 21 Jan 2011, 12:53,
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Brains!!
'sup?
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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon.,
Fri 21 Jan 2011, 12:55,
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Drawing race horses for work, mostly.
How about you?
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Smallbrainfield,
Fri 21 Jan 2011, 12:57,
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is that normal?
I'm bored silly and playing Stick Cricket - I just got 915/9 off 50 overs!
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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon.,
Fri 21 Jan 2011, 12:58,
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Nope. One of the bosses has got himself a box at a racecourse and wants it decked out
with some nice pics of racehorses, sadly not in my more usual style.
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Smallbrainfield,
Fri 21 Jan 2011, 13:02,
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are you beig paid for this?
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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon.,
Fri 21 Jan 2011, 13:04,
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Only in the sense that I'm doing it at work,
yes. I think this box is for entertaining customers, rather than braying and throwing canapes at the plebs below, so it probably counts.
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Smallbrainfield,
Fri 21 Jan 2011, 13:07,
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Frottage le Fromage?
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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Fri 21 Jan 2011, 12:49,
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It appears so
I've not heard of that before
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Barbarossa is not my real name,
Fri 21 Jan 2011, 12:53,
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It's a niche fetish
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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Fri 21 Jan 2011, 12:55,
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Niche Feta? shhhhh.
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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon.,
Fri 21 Jan 2011, 12:58,
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the Edammersmith and City line?
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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega..,
Fri 21 Jan 2011, 12:52,
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Cheese and Pickledilly line?
*summons AEIYM*
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight,
Fri 21 Jan 2011, 12:53,
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"Cheese move farther down the carriage!"
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KeenBean objects to this comma,
Fri 21 Jan 2011, 12:58,
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There's a big ski slope in a town not far from here
The town also has a large and famous cheese factory. Yet for som reason they have yet to combine the two, either in tourist slogan or practice.
Imagine : Cheeskiis! Skis&Cheese! Squeezy cheesy skiis - no wait...
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Fri 21 Jan 2011, 13:01,
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Needs more toast & ketchup.
Heinz, mind you!
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Captain Howdy,
Fri 21 Jan 2011, 13:02,
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Not a relative of that brand? The one that's actually a flower?
Heinz' niece, Anne Bump's a daisy.
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Fri 21 Jan 2011, 13:07,
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Dude! No. That's.. that's just wrong, man.
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Captain Howdy,
Fri 21 Jan 2011, 13:09,
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Change stations
Does the film end on the PLR? (Ploughmans Light Railway)
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James Drop,
Fri 21 Jan 2011, 13:06,
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Watch out for...
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Fri 21 Jan 2011, 13:09,
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Beelzebub's Ball Bag is pleasuring your wife on,
Fri 21 Jan 2011, 12:29,
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hahaha the Galactic Breakfast Bus!
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Barbarossa is not my real name,
Fri 21 Jan 2011, 12:34,
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Bus Flakes - the cereal of winners.
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Captain Howdy,
Fri 21 Jan 2011, 12:34,
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I like it... but RIS?
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight,
Fri 21 Jan 2011, 12:34,
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rly?
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Barbarossa is not my real name,
Fri 21 Jan 2011, 12:36,
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*awaits Enzyme facepalm*
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Fri 21 Jan 2011, 12:38,
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Oh man, that's bad.
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Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil,
Fri 21 Jan 2011, 12:39,
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight,
Fri 21 Jan 2011, 12:43,
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Yeah...
Something about cereal bus/ serial USB puns, maybe?
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight,
Fri 21 Jan 2011, 12:40,
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Humm... a bus, advertising cereal, against a backdrop signifying the universe...
I'm stumped ;p
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Fri 21 Jan 2011, 12:41,
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*googles "USB"*
Oh, so that's what it stands for.
I get it now.
The distinction between nerds and geeks is subtle, but important. I'm of the former, y'see.
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight,
Fri 21 Jan 2011, 12:43,
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you need one of the Cereal Ports
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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon.,
Fri 21 Jan 2011, 12:49,
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I need something - that much is obvious.
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight,
Fri 21 Jan 2011, 12:51,
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O_o
You're losing it, fella.
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Fri 21 Jan 2011, 12:37,
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Apparently so.
I've had a long week of achieving nothing, though, so it's understandable.
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight,
Fri 21 Jan 2011, 12:40,
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Cornflakes. Cornflakes Cornflakes Cornflakes.
Cornflakes Cornflakes Cornflakes Cornflakes Cornflakes!!
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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega..,
Fri 21 Jan 2011, 12:39,
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Rice Krispies
C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Fri 21 Jan 2011, 12:40,
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Hey, Congratulations Sonny
You've just won a brand new Ford Tippex
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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon.,
Fri 21 Jan 2011, 12:50,
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I love it when they show that episode on Dave
they've had to chop loads out of the racist policeman bit
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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega..,
Fri 21 Jan 2011, 12:53,
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See, I like to look at life like this *tilts head sideways*
hmm -wrong policeman... never mind
*edit* haha yes - he's wearing sunglasses "ello Darkie"
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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon.,
Fri 21 Jan 2011, 12:56,
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I like cornflakes because (in not more than fourteen words)...
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Smallbrainfield,
Fri 21 Jan 2011, 12:52,
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I like cornflakes because
Cornflakes cornflakes cornflakes cornflakes cornflakes cornflakes cornflakes cornflakes cornflakes cornflakes cornflakes cornflakes cornflakes, obviously.
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight,
Fri 21 Jan 2011, 12:54,
archived)
Ha ha ha!
*ticks all boxes*
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Smallbrainfield,
Fri 21 Jan 2011, 12:47,
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Yep, that's a woo
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Fri 21 Jan 2011, 12:52,
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MayorBoris,
Fri 21 Jan 2011, 13:25,
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So let me see if I got this weeks compo right....
USB, Wales with tits, on stilts you say?

EDIT: May also contain Dragon - I think that covers everything?
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Fri 21 Jan 2011, 12:27,
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All bases capably covered, sir.
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Captain Howdy,
Fri 21 Jan 2011, 12:31,
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arf
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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon.,
Fri 21 Jan 2011, 12:32,
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Now put a donk on it
Just to be absolutely sure.
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Fri 21 Jan 2011, 12:35,
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FUCK YES
MORE OF THIS SORT OF THING
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emvee cruor deo cruoris,
Fri 21 Jan 2011, 12:37,
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Yes, yes it does
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Fri 21 Jan 2011, 12:38,
archived)
Books overrated.
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Europir8,
Fri 21 Jan 2011, 12:26,
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