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(MrGiggleBollocks less giggle, more bollocks, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 20:19, archived)

That'd be very useful

A portable mobile phone network signal jammer?
Nice work on the logo.

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R.Soul hmmm, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 20:22, archived)

www.dealextreme.com/details.dx/sku.24229

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Fri 21 Jan 2011, 21:51, archived)

* and and empty train carriage

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 20:22, archived)

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 20:44, archived)

This is great... Miles better than the one I have done...

Just two thing that spring to mind...

1. Compo it
2. How the fuck are they going to FP that?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 22:23, archived)

No way is it better than yours

but ta anyway :)

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 22:36, archived)

I like the way you intertwined them, very good.

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 22:38, archived)

Wh te No se

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 20:26, archived)

Stick conches over your ears and relax with the soothing sound of the sea.

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Captain Howdy, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 20:55, archived)

I GOT THE CONCH

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 21:53, archived)

only two?

you don't know how to use the 3 seashells

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 22:09, archived)

Ha!

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 21 Jan 2011, 23:13, archived)

I got on the wrong train last week

and finding myself in First Class gave some ticket inspector ten quid to go away. There was a plug for my laptop, and some woman turned up with a cup of tea! Ace :)

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Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 21:35, archived)

Newsletter next week : shoes that avoid dog poo...

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FIEND, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 20:04, archived)

Output is very importinant !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 20:09, archived)

He who walks the path of life, forever looking towards the stars

will pretty quickly tread in dog poo.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 20:12, archived)

I am now imagining Carl Sagan's footwear . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 20:16, archived)

The output should have a usb connector, then you could compo it.

Apart from that though... Woo!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 20:20, archived)

Kickin' pair o'trainers!

Or not, as the case may be.

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Captain Howdy, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 20:54, archived)

Ah.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=lt1b3RhG48k

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 21:01, archived)

Ha-ha! Those lads have got it sussed, man.

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Captain Howdy, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 21:08, archived)

alternatively

shoes with built-in tasers that kick the owners of dogs who let said dogs crap on public pathways/streets

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Fri 21 Jan 2011, 22:00, archived)

ALBUM COVERS - Highway to Hell, AC/DC

(raghard, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 19:58, archived)

these are both most chucklesome

but you may want to slow your posting down just a tad.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 19:59, archived)

what she said ^

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 20:01, archived)

Indeed

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 20:26, archived)

Or post a new one as a reply to your old one, rather than start a new thread for each

Some folk get upset when things get shoved off the other end of the board into the archive too fast.
Don't delete your thread though, they like that even less.
Oh, and welcome, chop up a kitten etc

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 20:02, archived)

arf

(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 20:06, archived)

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 20:39, archived)

hahahaha

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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Fri 21 Jan 2011, 22:27, archived)

has cliff got one of them jewish candle holders?

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daveyclayton Gosh, is it really, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 0:29, archived)

I'll just leave this here.

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R.Soul hmmm, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 20:18, archived)

Ascdc?

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 20:21, archived)

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 20:37, archived)

Him dead!

Welcome.

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Captain Howdy, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 20:52, archived)

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 22:13, archived)

How many years has this been missing from the original crap artwork?

*click*

(Troutman Roflcocks A glass of port... don't mind if I do., Sat 22 Jan 2011, 1:07, archived)

Hey, teachers....

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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Fri 21 Jan 2011, 22:30, archived)

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 23:35, archived)

ALBUM COVERS - Highway Star by Deep Purple

(raghard, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 19:50, archived)

D E E P

Nobody gonna take my head
I got speed inside my brain
Nobody gonna steal my head
Now that I'm on the road again

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 20:00, archived)

Purposely misunderstanding the image challenge title for comedic effect.

They taste like chips.

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R.Soul hmmm, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 19:26, archived)

Flash fried?

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 19:30, archived)

i know many people

who'd be stupid/desperate enough to give this a serious try

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 19:36, archived)

At first I thought it was a roll on deodorant . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 19:56, archived)

At first I thought I was reading the lyrics to "I Will Survive".

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R.Soul hmmm, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 20:24, archived)

This seems pointless enough :)

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Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 19:04, archived)

Straight and to the pointless . . . m i n d numbing !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 19:08, archived)

I made it even more pointless:

s2.b3ta.com/host/creative/9805/1295637220/zx801.jpg

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Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 19:18, archived)

In this case . . . nothing times two is nothing twice . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 19:22, archived)

A Firewire port might do some justice ;)

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Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 19:26, archived)

Back to the future.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 19:11, archived)

hahaha :)

If it was in an Amstrad it would be even more pointless and more then likely not work

On another note: How much did it cost the BBC to put Bruce Forsyth cold dead wife beating face on someone else's body for the BBC HD ad

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 19:22, archived)

deftly done.

most woo

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Christian's Bolt and Ski, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 19:25, archived)

Woo!

It's like I'm a young boy again.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 20:59, archived)

Had a ZX81 myself.

The joy of waiting 20 minutes for the Binatone tape player to load up a program, only for the duct tape holding the 32K Ram pack on to fail...

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da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 21:28, archived)

You Be Milking

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 18:04, archived)

can it be milked?

the answer, it would seem, is yes.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 18:06, archived)

In progress !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 18:09, archived)

Curds? No whey.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 18:13, archived)

The scream always rises to the top !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 18:15, archived)

That joke went sour.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 18:19, archived)

Yo Gurt . . . wassup . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 18:20, archived)

you're puns are reall

LACKtateING

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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 18:22, archived)

He always milks it too.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 18:23, archived)

Dairy good at it too !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 18:26, archived)

pull the udder one

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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 18:31, archived)

Teats nothing really . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 18:34, archived)

You're quick...the words just go pasteurize if you're not careful.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 18:32, archived)

Thanks for the mammaries !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 18:37, archived)

No need to butter me up.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 18:42, archived)

Cheese . . . it's getting moldy . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 18:48, archived)

Aww...don't be bleu.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 19:15, archived)

DYD is now truly mighty :D ... shall add summat else at some point when I get the chance.

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 18:48, archived)

Update:

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 19:04, archived)

Mega mega !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 19:06, archived)

heh heh

glad you spotted my effort from this morning :)

EDIT: ok, this is going to be my youtube background

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 19:08, archived)

I want links.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 19:12, archived)

fhacking 'ave itttttt-ahhh

www.youtube.com/user/slantyrock?feature=mhum

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 19:17, archived)

(O)__(O)

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 19:20, archived)

i will be B& from youtube

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 19:29, archived)

mhum

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 19:23, archived)

Neil Innes is milking a cow

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 18:18, archived)

. . . and never getting his fingers wet !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 18:19, archived)

It was all down hill for him after Puddle Lane

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 18:46, archived)

The line of least resistance _______________________

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 18:54, archived)

"They see me milkin

they hatin .. tryin to catch me riding dirty"

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FIEND, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 18:23, archived)

True Dat !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 18:25, archived)

PICKIN' AND GURNIN' PT2: MILKIN' AND CHURNIN'

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 18:36, archived)

BUTTER GIT TO IT

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 18:40, archived)

Also

- anyone seen the KFC chicken throwing article on BBC?

(Oobla, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 17:53, archived)

This is not 4chan, sir.

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 17:54, archived)

I know that

But the resemblance is so striking that I simply had to share it with you wonderful people

(Oobla, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 17:55, archived)

resemblance to whom?

just WTFAYBOA?

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 18:06, archived)

i did.

but i'm still none the wiser as to what this post means

(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 17:57, archived)

I LOVE ARSES!

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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 21 Jan 2011, 18:05, archived)

O_O

^ Lilly Allen?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 20:43, archived)

:D - repost

(Oobla, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 17:52, archived)

Is that something from the saw films o' summat?

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 17:53, archived)

little shop of horrors

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 18:41, archived)

: D

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 17:38, archived)

(MHz, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 17:46, archived)

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 17:47, archived)

Ah wella everybody's heard about the birds . . . birds birds birds . . .

♪ ♫ ☺

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 17:50, archived)

Bird is the word and you're light as a feather.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 17:53, archived)

Breastwings are a head of the leg ~~~

Birdz of a feather . . . flocking together !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 17:55, archived)

*edit

*what? (ha ha*points)

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 18:17, archived)

Two can chew at this ^

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 18:19, archived)

finger on the delete button

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 18:21, archived)

Can't touch that !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 18:26, archived)

Don't tempt me...

...I'll do it................ I mean it, man!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 18:33, archived)

If you do . . . I'll be sorry !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 18:36, archived)

o.k.,...I'll just go smoke some weed instead... o/

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 18:47, archived)

beautiful

(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 17:52, archived)

ha ha

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 17:56, archived)

GET IN THE SEA, YOU FEATHERED CUNTS

(lovely as usual, senor atomique)

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 17:53, archived)

They're afraid of sharks... :)

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 17:57, archived)

aww

poor wee buggers must be getting tired

(norumbegan, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 18:04, archived)

Cameo appearance !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 18:12, archived)

Aww...you made me feel guilty...I had to give them a rest.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 18:12, archived)

Now they'll starve !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 18:16, archived)

They'll eat each other in an all-out cannibal fuckfest.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 18:22, archived)

Aw :)

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Ysol ab abl blap, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 18:45, archived)

hahaha

aww

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FIEND, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 18:22, archived)

Just a warning: Animating 7 birds will give you a massive headache.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 18:24, archived)

Yay birds

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 19:26, archived)

\o>/

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 19:49, archived)

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Flash_Bastard, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 16:26, archived)

DEAR LORD! SOMEONE PLEASE THINK OF THE CHILDREN!

EDIT: I do have to say Bruce Willis' latest effort RED was fantastic.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 16:36, archived)

I liked Red too

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 17:17, archived)

AARRGGHH

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 16:38, archived)

Pussy

I'd've like to see him do that in the ol' CRT days!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 16:46, archived)

hahahaha

I do love that

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 17:12, archived)

did the monitor sustain damage from this?

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 17:15, archived)

nah,

built as strong as the titanic.

(umbongotime meh.........., Fri 21 Jan 2011, 17:33, archived)

EDIT: 17:06 - I'm late for

BEER TIEM!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 16:39, archived)

i really ought to make a spang image

everyone seems to be having such fun with them.

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 17:17, archived)

this is far funnier than it should be

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 21 Jan 2011, 16:39, archived)

Oh Jebus!

Jesus, the B3ta app is crash-tastic

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 16:43, archived)

Hadn't tried it

but yes. It's crashtastic. I'll call it my Tuesday app and religate it to page two of my appage. I would have relegated it a page down from that but I could see no norks.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 16:51, archived)

You won't get very far, just opening it makes it crash

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 16:54, archived)

yeah

THat's why I said crashtastic. Which, to be honest, is very rude of me putting down a free appp that people stent a lot of time making.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 17:15, archived)

TJ: I would like to see "I'm on crack!" get to number one

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 16:57, archived)

It is oddly addictive.

Can't stop watching it...

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 17:49, archived)

hahaha!

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postal ninja has Transmissible spongiform encephalopathies, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 16:44, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 16:44, archived)

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Fri 21 Jan 2011, 16:49, archived)

Hahah

(herman:D, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 16:54, archived)

Ha ha ha....

He walked right into that - What a cock!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 16:59, archived)

Take that stoopid chicken

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 17:04, archived)

bloody hell!

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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Fri 21 Jan 2011, 17:06, archived)

oh goodness

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 17:18, archived)

Second time today it's been out

But that REALLY deserved it

Time for a new one I think......

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smaggers Like a gibbon on helium, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 17:32, archived)

Argh I tried to do that one but gave up because I couldn't get the file size small enough

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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Fri 21 Jan 2011, 17:38, archived)

Yeah

It took some fiddling.

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smaggers Like a gibbon on helium, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 18:39, archived)

The horror.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 17:43, archived)

*brandishes*

haha top stuff sire WOO

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FIEND, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 18:24, archived)

RIP :D

(herman:D, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 16:11, archived)

Well it's not brown nosing

But it's woo anyway

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 16:13, archived)

the good thing is,

that you done even need to edit it for a sprang

(Bumblebeepee Hit it with a Hammer, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 18:23, archived)

What film?

(also, dumpity dump dump)

massive link

(Peter_G, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 16:34, archived)

Similarly another massive link

here

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 16:43, archived)

Very nice

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 16:47, archived)

beautiful

(Peter_G, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 16:49, archived)

fuck

i bailed out after a minute, i'm sure it's a cracker ;)

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 16:43, archived)

Yam yoo Tarbuck?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 16:47, archived)

Woo, this is lovely...

3,608,447 bytes of nice!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 16:47, archived)

thanks
(think of it as a short youtube video)

(Peter_G, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 16:50, archived)

* Thinks about youtube vidoes

*FWAPS

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 17:04, archived)

very nice

what camera & settings did you use?

^{its not that large image compared to these,
(taken from a 160mpixel camera)}

also the film is Spy Hard

(Bumblebeepee Hit it with a Hammer, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 18:53, archived)

Hahaha

SPangtastic.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 16:38, archived)

Ha ha ha...

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 16:41, archived)

Nice cdc..

"I know, I have just had it stuffed."

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 16:49, archived)

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 17:40, archived)

I resign too - I'm been tapping your gaz messages for years

b3ta.com/newsletter/issue463/

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rob, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 15:32, archived)

Thanky rob

Are there any snow leopards? You really shoud get down to the Cat Survival Trust yaknow:O

EDIT: woohoo! B3ta app!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 15:32, archived)

OOooo....

Nearly Beer time then!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 15:35, archived)

You're having a late breakfast today then!:O

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 15:36, archived)

The problem is, I only have a fiver...

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 16:06, archived)

Buy a nice hat

and sell your arse. This is what's known as a Business Plan.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 16:23, archived)

Buy a nice arse and sell your hat!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 16:37, archived)

I just got given about 200

just out of date cans of beer for free:)

Boddy's, Stella, Guinness, Grolsh you name it.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 16:36, archived)

Why does the tree need 200 cans of beer?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 16:44, archived)

Get with the programme:P

The guy was really apologetic as I had to carry them out in binbags not crates:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 16:49, archived)

^This :D

(herman:D, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 15:51, archived)

fuck yes, cans tonight.

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 16:25, archived)

NEVER ENDING BEER!!

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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Fri 21 Jan 2011, 17:01, archived)

the dog is fucking quicker than me!

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 17:19, archived)

Nice beard

But mines bigger 8¬D

(umbongotime meh.........., Fri 21 Jan 2011, 17:34, archived)

Yay

cheers Rob

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 15:36, archived)

it was a rotten apple

an over-enthusiastic employee
a consultant from a firm we no longer use
a communications error
a big boy did it and ran away
my dog ate it
mummy!

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 15:37, archived)

Wahey!

My headline was used :D cheers Rob

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 15:42, archived)

I have been thinking "the time is pi"

at 3.14 every day for 25 years.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 15:48, archived)

Cheers rob

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 16:24, archived)

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 17:46, archived)

(Europir8, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 15:29, archived)

I love Helmets?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 15:32, archived)

So does Mrs Johnson

But doesn't like Johnson's if that makes any sence...

(Europir8, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 15:34, archived)

well not the way you spelt it:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 15:36, archived)

Although if Mr Johnson does,

that would explain a lot...

Just sayin'...

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 16:08, archived)

de Agostini's new series?

(Anti Oxen lurks because he has no 'shopping skills., Fri 21 Jan 2011, 16:03, archived)

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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 15:27, archived)

hahaha

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 15:28, archived)

Hahahaha

What's blue and doesn't fit? A dead epileptic.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 15:29, archived)

My lucky blue coat?

After putting it through a hot wash

(Rimmer, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 15:33, archived)

As we all know you lost your lucky blue coat one night in Hampstead Heath.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 15:42, archived)

the non-epileptic gerontophiliac rapist from the Blue Man Group?

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 15:54, archived)

Not on a Friday!

sheesh!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 16:39, archived)

Ha ha ha ha ha!

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Smallbrainfield, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 15:31, archived)

pffft

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 15:37, archived)

Arf!

I mean fuck!

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R.Soul hmmm, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 19:31, archived)

Hahaha

(herman:D, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 15:51, archived)

hahahaha

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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Fri 21 Jan 2011, 15:57, archived)

Hahahaha

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 16:24, archived)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

(What the others said, but in capitals).

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 16:40, archived)

I've lost count of the number of times I'd wished for something like this in my office.

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Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 15:26, archived)

i don't get it

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 17:16, archived)

saw a Russian moss figure at the Pitt rivers museum yesterday

thought i looked a bit like Alan moore,

thats about it

www.prm.ox.ac.uk/ (its a really good museum)

(blattermaus gwapple me gwapenuts, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 15:04, archived)

^ Lilly Allen?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 15:07, archived)

FUCK OFF YOU BIG FAT WOBBLY CUNT!

(Lily Cooper (Allen) Fuck you, fuck you very much..., Fri 21 Jan 2011, 15:09, archived)

O_O

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 15:10, archived)

Hahahahaha awesome!

How long have you been waiting for one of those?

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 15:11, archived)

Since tuesday?

;)

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XLVII .uk, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 15:12, archived)

^ This

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 15:15, archived)

*facepalm*

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 15:16, archived)

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XLVII .uk, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 15:22, archived)

XDXD

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 17:51, archived)

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 17:50, archived)

I know who you mean when you say that

but I can't help thinking Jordan's ears are burning.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 15:16, archived)

Office lol...

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 15:18, archived)

Lets face it

She's the highest paid hooker in Christendom.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 15:30, archived)

I didn't feel a zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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XLVII .uk, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 15:19, archived)

That's a mighy high scoring scrabble word you have there.

EDIT: Well I did say there'd be a little prick:D

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 15:20, archived)

best first post ever!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 21 Jan 2011, 15:53, archived)

Smoking gun?

No, smoking crack.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 16:26, archived)

Thought you said "Russian Moses".

In Soviet Russia, Hebrews lead Moses out of Egypt, etc...

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 15:11, archived)

In Mother Russia Egypt leads Moses out of you!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 15:18, archived)

Next door is having their bin pressure washed! WHY??

(Europir8, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 14:57, archived)

Maybe something like chicken juice spilled in it and festered.

That stuff attracts vermin and is generally retch-inducing when it's warmed up.

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M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 14:58, archived)

errm dont stick your head in it then?

How can there be a recession when peeps spend £7 washing their bin?!?!

(Europir8, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 15:00, archived)

oh dear, Oh dear, Oh Dear

perhaps it

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 21 Jan 2011, 14:58, archived)

perhaps it what?

Spit it out, man

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 15:03, archived)

ptoouiee!

Ah that's better

Perhaps it was smelling a bit rank and they like things to smell fresh clean

(I had to clean out our drain over christmas as it got blocked and the overflowing water was creating an ice-rink on the patio due to freezing conditions - man did that smell

Hello Waspy. Still Bored?

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 21 Jan 2011, 15:08, archived)

I have the dubious privilege of unblocking our downpipe this weekend...

*bokes*

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 15:10, archived)

I'm always bored

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 15:20, archived)

dead cats

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4Q just lurking, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 14:59, archived)

I left half a dead tramp in it

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 15:03, archived)

so it is clean and doesn't smell.

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jimis completed the '90s, now attempting the next level, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 15:07, archived)

I saw a cat drop a Mary Bale in it.

Those things stink.

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 21 Jan 2011, 15:17, archived)

Gok and Balls.

Bindun?

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 14:46, archived)

There's a lot of Balls on the board

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M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 14:47, archived)

Nope.

That's the first time I ever saw that.

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 14:47, archived)

Oh go on then

Click for bigger (221 kb)

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doog Don't read this., Fri 21 Jan 2011, 14:53, archived)

1...2...3

1...2...3

Yep. Everything in order here.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 14:54, archived)

BALLS

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 15:04, archived)

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BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 15:13, archived)

Click for bigger (280 kb)

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doog Don't read this., Fri 21 Jan 2011, 14:57, archived)

Fucking YES.

*click*

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 14:58, archived)

He looks like the demon headmaster.

Did anyone else draw the parallel between Jack Straw and the Demon Headmaster?

EDIT: Naughty hotlink

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M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 14:59, archived)

I've always thought that..

It's been posted a lot on here too.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 15:19, archived)

Yes.

Everyone.

(Pete_G, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 15:48, archived)

SUCK MY BALLS

/ac

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 15:08, archived)

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