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# bit mongy.


sooperdooper
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 17:16, archived)
# aww sweet
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 17:18, archived)
# Can now hardly wait till Monday !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 17:20, archived)
# Cheers, love.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 17:21, archived)
# SUPAPHUCK
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 17:29, archived)
# Unnerving.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 17:35, archived)
# Looks like we're in for some babymommadrama with this one
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 17:44, archived)
#
www.funnyordie.com/videos/5cd81407f4/a-date-with-diana

EDIT: NSFW - swears.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 17:50, archived)
# ASSTOUCH
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 18:08, archived)
# TIMEALLCAPTAIN
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 18:14, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Gigantic! A big big love!, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 19:04, archived)
# have this other thing i re did too
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 17:33, archived)
# LIES
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 17:39, archived)
# Yeah!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=WHqepbB4sDg&ob=av3em
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 17:39, archived)
# Peace is the bomb !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 17:47, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 17:47, archived)
# HA
(I helped save b3ta! smaggers Like a gibbon on helium, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 17:49, archived)
# ning peeps and peepettes

Click for legible
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 17:11, archived)
# things could have been so different
if they'd gone with Clint
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 17:17, archived)
# For Heathen's Sake !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 17:18, archived)
# The day-to-day existence of everybody's favourite cosmic zombie.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 17:24, archived)
# Is that man waiting for his nails to dry?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 17:28, archived)
# I first read that as "some kind of hippo with long hair"
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 17:35, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 18:07, archived)
# ah, so you've
met my wife then.
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 18:08, archived)
# but he doesn't even look Mexican?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sun 23 Jan 2011, 18:41, archived)
# How's about some pirate fluff?

(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 17:06, archived)
# hahaha
Best laugh I've had all day

*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 17:09, archived)
# thank you muchly :D
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 17:11, archived)
# Dastardly Stoatnappers !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 17:10, archived)
# it's a growing concern I'm afraid
:(
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 17:12, archived)
# I may not know art,
but I know what I fucking love, and I fucking love this!

*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 17:12, archived)
# Yaar!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 17:22, archived)
# That's spiffing,
have a click.

So that's the cliffhanger, now where's the rest of it??
(I helped save b3ta! smaggers Like a gibbon on helium, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 17:23, archived)
# the end is on a need to know basis i'm afraid
don't want to jeopardise the stote
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 17:31, archived)
# HAHA
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 17:29, archived)
# hurrah
*politely applauds*
(I helped save b3ta! sir loafalot ended an eon of lurking on, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 19:22, archived)
# Must have been something he ate . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 16:50, archived)
# Weekend At Bernie's ftw!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 16:52, archived)
# A good time was had by awl !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 16:54, archived)
# That must be due a remake
In which Seth Rogan dies and no one gives a shit
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 16:54, archived)
# Closer to the truth !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 16:58, archived)
# To both of them
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 17:08, archived)
# THE OL' ONE EYE
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 17:01, archived)
# EYE FOR ONE
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 17:03, archived)
# Fake moustache!
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 17:02, archived)
# That's it . . . it must be the glue !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 17:03, archived)
# oooh love the glasses
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 17:06, archived)
# yes . . . they're convertibles
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 17:09, archived)
# Pop Quiz #1
.
Name that tune ??
.

.
(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 16:12, archived)
# "Satan fucks my marmalade (while I'm sleeping in the shed) Pt III" by Gareth Gates?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 16:19, archived)
# "If you're gonna jizz on my screen (At least wipe it off)" by ZZ Twat?
(duts Optimus whut?, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 16:21, archived)
# Cun-Ted by Daniel O'Donnell
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 16:21, archived)
# "In The Raven-Haunted Forests Of Darkenhold, Where Shadows Reign And The Hues Of Sunlight Never Shop A Freebase Pic", by Bal-Sagoth?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 16:23, archived)
# I only have eyes for glue ~*|*~
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 16:29, archived)
# Malone in the Dark?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 16:30, archived)
# "Human pain floats above a sunset beach scene, while damned souls half immersed in water contemplate their own loss" by Flayton Nathanel Barcley?
(I helped save b3ta! The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 16:33, archived)
# Lt Dan by Ghary Sineese and the Shitstabbers
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 16:33, archived)
# Danson In The Streets
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 16:35, archived)
# Wiinar !
(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 16:37, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 16:38, archived)
# Scrape my cat.
Isn't that Scott Tracey on bass?
(I helped save b3ta! smaggers Like a gibbon on helium, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 16:35, archived)
# Get off the Gas stove Grandma. You're too old to be riding the range?
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 16:37, archived)
# Shakespeare wrote that
One of the lost jokes from "Macbeth".
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 17:29, archived)
# Slayer: Angel Of Death.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 23 Jan 2011, 16:37, archived)
# Twat-Ted by Aled Jones
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 16:40, archived)
# I have a backup singer lodged in my colon
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 16:40, archived)
# Whole Lotta Magnets by Led Magnet?
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 16:56, archived)
# they don't make 'em like this anymore :(
Rites of Passage (Long time comin')
(duts Optimus whut?, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 16:09, archived)
# Help....
Burglars in my house !!!
(Nicely done)
(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 16:13, archived)
# hmmmmm, which way should i go? left looks like there may be some zombies, but a health pack also.
lovely pics these
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 16:15, archived)
# *finds key to basement*
*gives to Rattlehead* :)))
(duts Optimus whut?, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 16:20, archived)
# It is dark.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 16:31, archived)
# In a dark, dark house ...
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 17:00, archived)
# hmm
im going right it's nice and yellow, so nothing will be nasty dow.......ARGHhhhhhhhhhhhhh
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 16:24, archived)
# very nice
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 16:27, archived)
# There's a tunnel at the end of the light !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 16:28, archived)
# Lully, but not the place to take a massive amount of acid after dark..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 16:37, archived)
# sorry
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 15:43, archived)
# Best place for him the twat
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 16:03, archived)
# Have an ancient pea in sympathy.

(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 16:04, archived)
# i'm rissing
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 16:10, archived)
# It's Ernest Borg-nine.
My shopping skills have improved since then....
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 20:09, archived)
# FUCK Q!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 16:22, archived)
# woo hoo you go jean-luc :D
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 16:39, archived)
# Ha-ha! Invisible bongos rock!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 16:39, archived)
# I have always loved this.
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 17:06, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 14:48, archived)
# Little does he know but those are 'Opium bubbles'
Matt's in all probabilty hooked by now..
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 14:52, archived)
# It's big and clever, real men do it, and it makes me look hard
but enough about me watching internet porn
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 15:01, archived)
# Smoking a pipe however does signify "manliness"
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 15:04, archived)
# and smugcuntiness
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 15:07, archived)
# ha ha :D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 15:13, archived)
# A well-deserved FP :D
This was manly, pipe-related aceness too:
omg.b3ta.com/board/10298869
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 15:08, archived)
# Cheers
Plus the Steve Hughes link at the bottom of that thread is flippin briliant!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 15:14, archived)
# Hahaha! Brilliant
Thanks, I missed that at the time! :D
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 15:19, archived)
# what the hell is omg.b3ta.com
?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 16:19, archived)
# You tell me man, I only post here
Bizarre though, innit? Came up from a Google search
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 16:27, archived)
# I fucking love this :D
(duts Optimus whut?, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 16:09, archived)
[challenge entry] Hangover
(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 14:37, archived)
# Is she related to Jamnog?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 14:41, archived)
# Haha :)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 14:45, archived)
# *waits for someone to post pissed jamnog picture*
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 14:53, archived)
#
www.google.co.uk/images?hl=en&q=Jamnog&rlz=1B3GGGL_en-GBGB342GB342&um=1&ie=UTF-8&source=og&sa=N&tab=wi&biw=1440&bih=727
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 15:36, archived)
# hahaha :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 15:03, archived)
# nope!
xD
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 15:30, archived)
# Actually you're right.
No gin:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 15:37, archived)
# Why have her pantz / belly been badly shopped?

Also: NOON B3TA!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 14:46, archived)
# I 'm wondering abut this as well? What could it be?
(I helped save b3ta! Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Sun 23 Jan 2011, 14:47, archived)
# Ahhh....
It was a bottle...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 14:56, archived)
#
Hahahahaha because that's sunday and I am usually offline during the week end I did it very fast
(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 14:58, archived)
# are you sure this isnt a crime scene?
(benito vaselini no not that one, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 14:47, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 13:29, archived)
# Ha! Yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 13:30, archived)
# The most excellent fusion of tradition and technology!
I can use dowsing rods. They're cool.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 13:38, archived)
# Dowse with the kids?
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 14:01, archived)
# I can't use, or have never tried, using the rods
I have used the method of using the Y shaped stick. My sister taught me, she'd be shown how to do it when she was studying anthropology and had gone to some random desert on a dig.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 14:29, archived)
# The metal rods proved that ghosts are scared of me, apparently
Or maybe the person using them was useless and didn't know how to hold them.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 15:18, archived)
# hahaha
Have one of these...

(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 14:15, archived)
# Best of all the barcode types.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 14:41, archived)
# Ha ha ha...

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 14:45, archived)
# THat's you that is!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 15:35, archived)
#
(herman:D, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 13:05, archived)
# We "be" lovin' it?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=_79fnYlU7F0
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 13:17, archived)
# LOVE IS A STATIVE VERB YOU ILLITERATE MERKIN COCKMUNCHERS
/Furious English teacher blog
(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 13:20, archived)
# I take it that COCKMUNCHERS is a dynamic verb?
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 23 Jan 2011, 13:26, archived)
# It's clearly a noun.
(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 13:28, archived)
# *facepalms*
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 23 Jan 2011, 13:30, archived)
# I'll have none of that facepalming in MY class.
(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 13:31, archived)
# *tries to be thinking of a witty retort*
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 13:26, archived)
# I already tried that.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 23 Jan 2011, 13:27, archived)
# You should arrange a meeting to discuss the formation of a witty retort committee.
When they report back, you can submit their suggestions and we can all move on.
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 13:30, archived)
# Why am I drippings with goo?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 13:30, archived)
# pluralised verb overdose
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 23 Jan 2011, 13:38, archived)
# Statives can help lower high cholesterol, but can also have painful side-effects
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 15:21, archived)
# Maybe we shouldn't.

(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 13:20, archived)
# O_O
The hambuggerer?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 13:27, archived)
# He's just lovin' it more than most.
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 13:30, archived)
# Chilli sauce for extra pleasure.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 23 Jan 2011, 13:39, archived)
# pffft, yeah like there is meat in them
it's all mud, sawdust and teenager grease
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 13:35, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 14:48, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 14:49, archived)
# I like these very much :)
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 15:01, archived)
# ^This
(herman:D, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 16:04, archived)
# 8D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 16:50, archived)
# More bitching about Facebook?
and I know no Kelly Joneses before anyone gets uppity. On the subject of real people, I haz some HILARIOUS ugly wedding photos to post here ...

You owe me for a new scrollwheel etc
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 12:10, archived)
# This is all too familiar.
They should never have let the chavs in.
(KeenBean objects to this comma, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 12:19, archived)
# HaHa!
Spot on!
(I helped save b3ta! NotDavidBailey isn't all that sure that he is?, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 12:20, archived)
# He's changed a bit since he was in the Shiteophonics.
Nice work!
(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 12:21, archived)
# ^ this.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 23 Jan 2011, 12:24, archived)
# Near the top and all that.
I and some of the other /links people have been working on a remix project and we need someone to put together a CD cover.
It could (but doesn't need to) include this low res photo:



And should have the words "Ozmotron" and "10th Anniversary Special Edition" on it.
Anyone want a go? It's Sunday, you've probably got nothing better to do. And in return, eternal fame.
(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 12:32, archived)
#
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(herman:D, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 13:04, archived)
# Needs more Zapfino
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 13:09, archived)
# Great.
It's the frontrunner so far!
(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 13:17, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 14:36, archived)
# Oh yes.
The number of people who've gone onto 'hide posts by xxx' after thei endless posts about depression, etc...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 23 Jan 2011, 12:25, archived)
# I have about 6 people 'hidden'
due to either their inane, and extremely dumb status updates, or their sickening 'text spelling' which just riles me up whenever i see it.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 12:52, archived)
# i have people on my facebook that i dont know
but i stay friends with them because of the drama in their statuses, its like my very own soap.
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 12:33, archived)
# like there is one lady who i think i may have met once outside of a club
and she has got pregnant and is now having terrible trouble getting a visa to stay in canada with her boyfriend and she is due in like 2 weeks but now i think her boyfriends dumped her and shes not very happy about it.
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 12:34, archived)
# ^This
(herman:D, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 12:35, archived)
# 95% of people on there post next to nothing,
the other 5% appear to spend their entire day posting the most banal shit they can think of.
(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 12:37, archived)
# lol i just made a cup of tea lol
...
Because brewing a hot beverage, the very act of placing a tea bag in a cup and adding hot water is, believe it or not, so completely fucking hilarious that we find ourselves bursting into fits of spontaneous laughter every time we do it.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 12:46, archived)
# ^This
b3ta.com/questions/guiltylaughs/post799524
(R. Jimlad twitter.com/sirmarkymark, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 13:08, archived)
# Hahahaha
"Give him to me Boss" :D
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 13:14, archived)
# hahaha
I love the last line of that :D
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 13:26, archived)
# If this doesn't get FP'd then the universe truly is a dark, cold place..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 16:43, archived)
# Open your mouth and tell us the truth, Bitch!
(imchocked CAPTAIN HE IS ALL TIME TOUCHING MY ASS, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 11:58, archived)
# GAH!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 12:08, archived)
# Reminds me of that video
two married men, one pope
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 12:12, archived)
# I think you mean:
Two kids, one pope...
(I helped save b3ta! RarelyEvil, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 13:03, archived)
# lorks
(benito vaselini no not that one, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 12:24, archived)
# Lawks a mercy
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 12:57, archived)
# 2 wedding rings one asshole?

(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 14:18, archived)
# MECHAFUCK MK-1
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 11:15, archived)
# ha ha! take that puny tower block residents!
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 11:17, archived)
# laserfuck :D
(herman:D, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 11:19, archived)
# hahahaha
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 11:34, archived)
# TOTAL HELL
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 11:20, archived)
# Is this kosher?
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 11:43, archived)
# Never tried one of these before
My cat is super scary
(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 9:50, archived)
# She is indeed!
Subversive little buggers, they are...



Edit: made it a tad smaller
(I helped save b3ta! NotDavidBailey isn't all that sure that he is?, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 10:56, archived)
# How cute.. er...
... must not stare... will not stare... shall not stare... ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD!
(Troutman Roflcocks A glass of port... don't mind if I do., Sun 23 Jan 2011, 11:33, archived)
#
(herman:D, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 10:59, archived)
# Bloody hell, that's terrifying.
It puts me in immediate fear of face cancer, which is silly, because, although I smoke a lot, I'm pretty sure my heart'll pack up first.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 13:47, archived)
# Next thing is to learn how to make her fly down some cosmic tunnel thing.
Not sure how to do this, PS tutorial hunt time!
(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 11:07, archived)
# normal sunday innit
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 9:41, archived)
# Mum! Dad!
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Sun 23 Jan 2011, 9:47, archived)
# Choke the Chicken:D
www.youtube.com/watch?v=pNdkl7_BVHY
(herman:D, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 10:52, archived)
# Well, I certainly like to spend MY Sundays punishing my cock.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 12:04, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 4:31, archived)
# Is that Jet Li?
(I helped save b3ta! postal ninja has Transmissible spongiform encephalopathies, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 4:51, archived)
# Oops
don't know but I fucked up, I meant to post it under the other one.
Oh well.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 4:57, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 5:23, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 5:29, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 5:32, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 5:33, archived)
# I have nothing fresh now
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 5:41, archived)
# Worryingly, I have dozens of pics that I don't remember making

I go through my server files and view things at random sometimes, and think, did I really make that?
Actually now I remember this one, the ball-bounce jogged my memory.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 5:44, archived)
# sometimes I see something someone else posted, and I think it was something I made :P
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 5:54, archived)
# happens to me all the time.
have you seen this lovely new picture of mine?

(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 5:58, archived)
# *waits for it to animate*
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 6:11, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 7:05, archived)
# this reminds me of edward edwardscissorshandshands
or whatever that picture is actually called.

:)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 7:13, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 8:37, archived)
#
There you are, I had it bookmarked for some reason:
b3ta.com/board/10273036
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 12:40, archived)
# it gives me the fear enough stationary; let alone moving.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 7:06, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 7:16, archived)
# gaaaah, fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 7:41, archived)
# I got the fear
(McDazzle Knows not what he does, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 10:59, archived)
# I always said that the Looney Tunes series was getting a bit too dark for kids
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 13:06, archived)
# Fuck that's nasty.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 23 Jan 2011, 13:27, archived)
# Tiptoe, through the tulips!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 20:41, archived)
# ;D
nipples
(herman:D, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 10:57, archived)
# It keeps me coming back for more!
(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 11:44, archived)
# On an unrelated note, this is in my elevator right now
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 8:02, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 8:24, archived)
# Nicely.
We only seem to get happy notices - BBQs and parties and the like. I may have to vomit in our lift.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 23 Jan 2011, 10:50, archived)
# Take pics
Document the saga.

Submit it for the newsletter.

Profit.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 12:47, archived)
# Yes, clean that animal!
(macroscian (1 like), Sun 23 Jan 2011, 11:53, archived)
# hahaha
This has echoes of your previous 'shitrags' blog.
You're the internet's Number One egregious bodily excretions detective!
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 13:49, archived)
# SHITRAGS!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 16:32, archived)
# -r +w -l +w
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 8:27, archived)
# Do you get Chips this that?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 8:35, archived)
# spang
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 11:17, archived)
#
(herman:D, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 11:31, archived)
# Oh my
wonderful.
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 12:05, archived)
# marvelous LOLOLOL
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 16:40, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 4:07, archived)
# NO, FLIP IT TURN-WAYS.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 4:15, archived)
# This makes me want to do a cartwheel.
(I helped save b3ta! postal ninja has Transmissible spongiform encephalopathies, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 4:50, archived)
# They rotate the lineup in the gallery
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 9:08, archived)
# I must be ill
I actually loled.
(Rykan, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 10:17, archived)
# pfffffffffffffffffffffff
silly :)
(duts Optimus whut?, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 16:10, archived)
[challenge entry] USB Mallet
(Wangle, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 4:04, archived)
# Does it smash windows?
(I helped save b3ta! postal ninja has Transmissible spongiform encephalopathies, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 4:51, archived)
# that's a lump hammer
/pedant
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sun 23 Jan 2011, 16:08, archived)

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