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The 2 second shark.

I was drawing sharks for a friend on Skype she said you're quite quick at drawing sharks, so we started timing it. After a few attempts, I did a 2 second shark.

(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 21:13, archived)

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Zumf Ham banjo, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 21:17, archived)

PHUCKDAT

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 21:22, archived)

No clue how you managed that in 2 seconds.

Here's my attempt.

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Zumf Ham banjo, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 21:26, archived)

Apparently it's a Damian Hurst...

AICMFP

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da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 21:17, archived)

No Bridge. No Helicopter.

FAKE!

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Gallium, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 21:17, archived)

not even any water

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Elvis impersonator, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 21:22, archived)

A mere technicality...

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Gallium, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 21:23, archived)

3 minute shark mile?

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Christian's Bolt and Ski, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 21:21, archived)

nice

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 21:23, archived)

PHUCKSAW

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 21:23, archived)

powered by phuklips batteries

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 22:29, archived)

Woo!

I like how they get less scary.

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the wub - guide onion for the blind, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 21:25, archived)

I *heart* 2 second shark

He is happy of the mouth and squiffy of the eye.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 21:27, archived)

What,

no Man Ray?

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 21:28, archived)

did you count like this?

oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooone

twooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

nice concept, nice sharks

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 22:03, archived)

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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 21:06, archived)

*sharpens killing knife*

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 21:07, archived)

:D:D

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Elvis impersonator, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 21:08, archived)

SPANG

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Octo I ruin everything., Mon 24 Jan 2011, 21:08, archived)

brill

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 22:09, archived)

Oh christ!

!!!

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the wub - guide onion for the blind, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 21:10, archived)

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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 24 Jan 2011, 21:10, archived)

You have the full range of spanging pans

yet you use a cake tin!

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 21:28, archived)

you've broken me. i hope you're happy.

i'm going to watch priscilla queen of the desert

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 21:12, archived)

haha

Today is lovely and plentiful.

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Christian's Bolt and Ski, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 21:13, archived)

Yeah and..

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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 21:15, archived)

You have no morals.

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 21:27, archived)

or murals

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Elvis impersonator, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 21:32, archived)

Ha!

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da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 21:15, archived)

christ

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 21:24, archived)

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 21:28, archived)

Home lol....

Original please... I'll swap you this

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 22:11, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=gj_aHCpZl4k
Have this too :)

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 22:27, archived)

and this

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 22:29, archived)

Apparently it is.

A Harlot's Progress

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the wub - guide onion for the blind, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 21:01, archived)

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 21:02, archived)

Haha!

Excellent!

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the wub - guide onion for the blind, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 21:04, archived)

phuck

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 21:06, archived)

this

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Elvis impersonator, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 21:07, archived)

PHUCKJIGGA TEN: PHUCKING HELL

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 21:22, archived)

this too

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Elvis impersonator, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 21:23, archived)

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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 24 Jan 2011, 21:03, archived)

jesus

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 21:04, archived)

BABERAHAM LINCOLN

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 21:07, archived)

I CANNAE TAKE ANY MORE, CAP'N!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 21:07, archived)

Hahahaha

and also

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charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 21:16, archived)

Katie PRIS?
EDITed: cos I only just thought of it. Dah!

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 21:40, archived)

Pffffffffttttttttttttt..........

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 22:16, archived)

Sounds like she has a puncture :(

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 22:34, archived)

Axhwell Folly?

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Octo I ruin everything., Mon 24 Jan 2011, 20:59, archived)

fantastic!

hahaha

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 21:00, archived)

(craigmn Trading Since 1980, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 20:54, archived)

you may have stumbled upon something here..

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Elvis impersonator, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 20:57, archived)

good.. i usually have a mindpiss and post shite

(craigmn Trading Since 1980, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 20:58, archived)

he looks like Mark Lamarr

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 21:14, archived)

There's no 'r' in Tabak

The news readers getting it wrong is really starting to wind me up.

Lazy fuckin' journos

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 22:52, archived)

I don made a octupus an it done eet ma cat!

Click for bigger (132 kb)

(Carpe Perna! Evolution is just a theory...like Gravity., Mon 24 Jan 2011, 20:48, archived)

why am i looking at a picture of your cat?

(Nice octopus by the way)

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 20:48, archived)

JEREMY! NO!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 20:49, archived)

RPM

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 20:50, archived)

your cat's a bit of a hitler, isn't he?

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 20:51, archived)

Deep down...

on a genetic level...all cats are!

(Carpe Perna! Evolution is just a theory...like Gravity., Mon 24 Jan 2011, 20:52, archived)

woo to the octopus btw

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 21:01, archived)

Octo-puss on Quadro-puss action

woo

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 20:52, archived)

woo

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 20:53, archived)

Feline tentacle rape o' clock!

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Zumf Ham banjo, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 20:55, archived)

Holy Fucking Shit Batman!

The entire page is one HUGE SHIT BANDWAGON!!

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P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 24 Jan 2011, 20:57, archived)

it's not shit!

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 21:04, archived)

Hello test

(blattermaus gwapple me gwapenuts, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 20:45, archived)

lalee lalee lalee

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 20:46, archived)

LOL LOL LOL

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 20:46, archived)

He's saying it in a Leeds accent.

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DogHorse plop, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 20:51, archived)

"fuck off"?

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Christian's Bolt and Ski, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 20:58, archived)

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 21:20, archived)

"Fuck You"

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 20:51, archived)

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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 20:59, archived)

FOREHEADFOREHEADFOREHEADFOREHEADFOREHEADFOREHEADFOREHEADFOREHEAD

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 21:02, archived)

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 22:08, archived)

Not worth the time spent doing it

Click for bigger (54 kb)

(countwilfredthehairy i wasn't born to live, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 20:44, archived)

*ahem*

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 20:44, archived)

*looks up* *looks down*

You get a click if only for being able to spell apparently

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 21:06, archived)

but not for my comedy racism?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 21:24, archived)

Oh good a bandwagon.

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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 24 Jan 2011, 20:41, archived)

if we're doing this, have this

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 20:43, archived)

Hahahahaha!

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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 24 Jan 2011, 20:43, archived)

Hahaha

This bandwagon has been a constant source of mirth (and now muff) all night!
Woo!

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Zumf Ham banjo, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 20:44, archived)

*shakes head sadly*

i'd have expected better of you

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 20:45, archived)

I'm a constant disappointment

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 20:46, archived)

so i see

;)

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 20:47, archived)

Hahaha

You clever bastard.

Now do a squirrel with tits.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 20:46, archived)

eh?

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 20:51, archived)

I love this so much

*hearts*

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 20:57, archived)

SPANGCLICKS

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 20:48, archived)

Hahahaha!

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the wub - guide onion for the blind, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 20:51, archived)

arf!

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DogHorse plop, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 20:52, archived)

BANGS HEAD ON DESK!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 20:52, archived)

hahahaha

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 20:54, archived)

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DogHorse plop, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 20:51, archived)

hahaha

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 20:55, archived)

Haha!

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 20:58, archived)

fuck

that took far too long

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 21:07, archived)

OH FUCK

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 21:35, archived)

Oh it's a Bond Wogan

Click for bigger (52 kb)

(gaylord stinchcomb Ridicule is nothing to be scared of. AIDS is., Mon 24 Jan 2011, 20:35, archived)

It certainly is

T' be sure.

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Zumf Ham banjo, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 20:44, archived)

one long pfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffft

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Elvis impersonator, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 21:06, archived)

And now, a USB-related public information broadcast

It's a very realistic looking USB memory stick in the shape of a tampon isn't is?

Shame I can't take credit for it because someone actually makes them!

And I've just had a great idea for a movie. It's called "Jilly Mnemonic"....

(An eejit passing by in a purple satin skirt with sparkly bits, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 20:34, archived)

I phoned up to buy one of these...

... but they were stuck-up cunts.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 20:36, archived)

Ah well, must press on.

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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 24 Jan 2011, 20:39, archived)

this is jemima, she's terry the turd fish's friend.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 20:30, archived)

she's lovely

also...

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 20:33, archived)

that's it. i give up.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 20:34, archived)

haha it's not THE bandwagon

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 20:35, archived)

it's an M & S bandwagon

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 20:37, archived)

Any room left on the bandwagon?

(Pandemonium in my underpants, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 20:27, archived)

haha!

Look out - A maltese falcon!

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Christian's Bolt and Ski, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 20:30, archived)

hahahaha

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 20:30, archived)

Arrrgh!

I looked, I understood. I nearly cried.

What a pun.

(Woodlouse say it with flowers. Send her a Triffid, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 22:11, archived)

Apparently it's a Duchamp..

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Christian's Bolt and Ski, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 20:24, archived)

fukingjeeze!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 20:26, archived)

Yesh!

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Captain Howdy, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 20:26, archived)

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 20:27, archived)

ooof

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 20:27, archived)

in fact

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 20:29, archived)

arf!

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Christian's Bolt and Ski, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 20:39, archived)

pfft

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 20:31, archived)

*is speechless*

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 20:33, archived)

I've been trying to shoe horn that one in all evening

Very well done sah!

Woo Yay et Houpla!

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 20:33, archived)

I knew I wouldn't have been the first.

But I rushed it just in case.

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Christian's Bolt and Ski, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 20:36, archived)

hahahaha

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Elvis impersonator, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 20:52, archived)

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Chumps 👀, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 20:22, archived)

Yes but it's seams

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 20:23, archived)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 20:40, archived)

massive grin

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Elvis impersonator, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 20:58, archived)

Amidoinitrite?

(Bad Monkey hasn't had an abusive gaz since, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 20:11, archived)

If you were attempting to fuse Leonardo Dicaprio with the Vitruvian Man, then yes.

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Captain Howdy, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 20:22, archived)

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 20:23, archived)

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Christian's Bolt and Ski, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 20:25, archived)

...

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 20:00, archived)

sweet dancing grandma!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 20:01, archived)

Hahahahahaha!!!!!

Gets a click from me...
:D

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 20:01, archived)

I know her!

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 20:02, archived)

Contable wasn't Brazilian!

:-p

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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 20:02, archived)

Ha ha ha ha ha ha

very good

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claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 20:04, archived)

Stubborn !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 20:06, archived)

Rash.

Ouchies!

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Captain Howdy, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 20:14, archived)

hahaha

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 20:16, archived)

Mine was less well received and I was well pleased with it:

Like.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 20:22, archived)

I must have missed in it the avalanche of earlier posts.

Clicks and congratulations this time around, man.

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Captain Howdy, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 20:25, archived)

hahaha

excellent

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 20:32, archived)

Likewise,

obviously.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 20:59, archived)

Ouch! :)

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Chumps 👀, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 20:22, archived)

oh christ

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 20:24, archived)

This rubbed me the wrong way.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 20:24, archived)

I've just realised, I've got a repost....

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 20:41, archived)

Source

or GTFO!

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RedHouse over yonder, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 2:09, archived)

Haha

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 20:52, archived)

likey

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B3tan Housewife, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 11:26, archived)

ahahahahahahahahahahahahaahha

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 27 Jan 2011, 10:04, archived)

Three wheels on ma wagon..

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Captain Howdy, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 19:56, archived)

Ahahahahah.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 19:56, archived)

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Captain Howdy, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 19:57, archived)

Spoke well !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 20:00, archived)

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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 20:01, archived)

Pfft.

Mofaha is to be congratulated for this particular endeavour.
(Sorry, smash - it'll end, soon enough)

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Captain Howdy, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 20:05, archived)

i suppose it could be worse

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 20:06, archived)

Apparently, it's a bandwagon!

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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 20:08, archived)

i've actually got a copy of that bugger

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 20:10, archived)

Very much this.

*clickage*

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Captain Howdy, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 20:13, archived)

That's far better than the one I did

This was the fith image I made, back in Oct 2007!

What was you 5th image b3ta?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 20:13, archived)

a chupacabra in pyjamas, i think

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 20:17, archived)

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Captain Howdy, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 20:20, archived)

That's not art.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 20:27, archived)

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