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Silly Nigel

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Puromycin is still licking windows, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 0:49, archived)

Wide face girl.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 0:51, archived)

Although she gets points for apparently having the word

MAMMERIES stretched across her chest.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 0:52, archived)

It pays to advertise :)

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Puromycin is still licking windows, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 0:53, archived)

HAMMERZEIT

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 1:00, archived)

That first letter isn't a H.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 1:02, archived)

akshally, it's RAMMSTEIN, but you knew that

right?

www.rocktours.de/events_aktuell/infos/Rammstein.jpg

....kids, sheesh

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 1:09, archived)

It says MAMMERIES

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Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 1:16, archived)

there there...

I believe you, mmmkay?

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 1:17, archived)

and a square head

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 0:54, archived)

are the rumours below about charlie sheen true??

(hreqz, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 0:37, archived)

nope not yet...

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 0:38, archived)

I don't know, but I'm gonna sleep on it.

G'night, b3ta.

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Captain Howdy, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 0:40, archived)

*flashbacks*

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 0:41, archived)

I feel happeeee

WIV DA CHARLYS ANGLES

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 0:47, archived)

Guy's got a hernia, I doubt it's going to kill him.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 0:50, archived)

don't bet on it

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 0:51, archived)

Stitch it back in and he's storted.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 0:53, archived)

if it's not caged, it'll just come back

and they can rupture, you know

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 0:55, archived)

It'll only rupture if it's popping through the muscle and getting squeezed.

Now he's in hospital they'll have pushed it back in already.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 0:57, archived)

hey, mine nearly killed me

but yeah, if he's in hospital, it should be sorted.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 1:00, archived)

Hey, I'm good at confidently expressing an opinion on subjects I know nothing about as if they're fact.

That's what I do.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 1:04, archived)

the only reason i nearly died

is because i left it for ages, thinking it was IBS and not a herniated colon

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 1:06, archived)

Jeez. Worst thing that's ever gone wrong with me is when I tripped over a hoover and fucked up my foot.

Not being able to walk for a few days doesn't really compare to almost dying.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 1:10, archived)

fuck, that's nothing!

do you want the list?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 1:13, archived)

I can imagine.

Quite a few of my family seem to be falling apart at the moment.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 1:18, archived)

i've been hooked unconscious out of a swimming pool

given tablets to eat as a child that my friend said were sweets, been hit by a bus, hit by a car, been in a car crash, near-fatal alcohol poisoning, accidental overdose of diet pills(amphetamine based), near-fatal carbon monoxide poisoning and that's just the ones i can remember off the top of my head!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 1:22, archived)

don't know what the hell to say to that.

(hreqz, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 2:11, archived)

Grand day for walkies...

Click for bigger (159 kb)

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Mex3 =mememe, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 0:05, archived)

she's perky

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 0:10, archived)

and house broken..

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Mex3 =mememe, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 0:12, archived)

she confuses my brain

body of a woman face of a child... I'm not sure if I should turn my self in or not :(

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arrangedletters, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 0:15, archived)

its the lack of Vitamin D

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Fire & Forget it's the only way to be sure, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 0:21, archived)

That face HAS been shopped though, hasn't it?

Hasn't it?

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 0:40, archived)

Negatory, good buddy...

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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 1:16, archived)

hahahaha

That looks like the West Cliff in Whitby

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Fire & Forget it's the only way to be sure, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 0:12, archived)

actually

maybe not...but I have seen some very similar sights there

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Fire & Forget it's the only way to be sure, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 0:13, archived)

*searches horizon for The Demeter*

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Captain Howdy, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 0:15, archived)

*buys garlic*

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 0:19, archived)

adds some oregano

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Fire & Forget it's the only way to be sure, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 0:22, archived)

we're killing a vampire, not making a sauce for pasta!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 0:24, archived)

i wish my boobs looked like that

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 0:15, archived)

Don't be too envious smash, she has a serious case of man face.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 0:29, archived)

maybe so, but i've got bagpuss tits

baggy and a bit loose at the seams :(

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 0:30, archived)

Her boobs aren't even that nice.

She's got nice hips though.
/totallyobjectifyingwomenrightherewhat

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Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 0:36, archived)

her hips aren't bad

but they are oddly long

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 0:39, archived)

They match the curve of her thigh, especially with the position of her left leg in that picture, so she has a nice curve from waist to knee.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 0:42, archived)

aesthetically speaking, she has a pleasing figure

but i still think she's proportionally slightly wrong

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 0:52, archived)

She's pear shaped rather than hourglass, that's fine.

Doesn't cure the man face though.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 0:56, archived)

i just love body shapes

not in a sexual way, but the curves and lines of the human body are gorgeous

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 0:59, archived)

Most of them are.

I'm not not a fan of the upper back.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 1:01, archived)

but the curve from the shoulder blades down to the buttocks is very pleasant to look at

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 1:04, archived)

which one is the girl

OH OLOLOLOLL!!!!11!!

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 0:18, archived)

you know...

she could easily slip out of that.

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 0:19, archived)

RIP CHARLIE SHEEN 1974 - 2011

HE FOUGHT UNTIL HE DIED

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 0:21, archived)

Really? I knew he was in hospital after his "suitcase full of cocaine" weekend..

.. but dead?

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Captain Howdy, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 0:27, archived)

reports would seem to indicate it, yes

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 0:28, archived)

I smell bullshit

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 0:30, archived)

charlie sheen has died a number of times on b3ta

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arrangedletters, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 2:13, archived)

THis statement

made me laugh

(7 hours left to save Earth, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 13:00, archived)

I keep my goth in lead all the time.

Preserves it well I find.

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Christian's Bolt and Ski, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 0:24, archived)

too cheap to fork out for carbonite, eh?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 0:25, archived)

Well it's close to carbon.

On the same row.

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Christian's Bolt and Ski, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 0:30, archived)

ok, i'll let you off

just don't go selling your goth to a bounty hunter

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 0:32, archived)

Some guy "Bubba Féte" paid upfront.

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Christian's Bolt and Ski, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 0:36, archived)

do a runner with the cash

after all, he can't send greedo after you, can he?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 0:40, archived)

I've just realised he looks like Rangers keeper Allan McGregor

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 0:38, archived)

b3ta.com/board/10318810

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Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 0:45, archived)

meh

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 0:01, archived)

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Captain Howdy, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 0:05, archived)

Your post has given me an idea

An upside down fez makes a wonderful handbag!

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 0:13, archived)

another prodco™ product

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 0:21, archived)

never a truer word said...

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Fire & Forget it's the only way to be sure, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 0:14, archived)

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 0:15, archived)

Purplestock Saturday

Anyone travelling from London? I have a rather heavy bag

Also, I need to borrow a Speedlite 430 if anyone has one :)

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Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 23:45, archived)

I've made no plans to attend, so I wish you all a most excellent day/night on Saturday.

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Captain Howdy, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 23:52, archived)

I wish I could afford a Speedlight for my Nikon

but you're a Canon photographer so I'm no help there.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 23:55, archived)

Alas I will be on a stage elsewhere

And am gutted. Am going to rebel against all costume rules and put a purple flower in my hair though. May everyone else enjoy :)

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 0:09, archived)

can't make it, unfortunately

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 0:14, archived)

What a lovely picture

It has 'shoppery potential too.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 0:15, archived)

OMG, you look so much older in that pic

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 0:20, archived)

Hahahahahah

Learned

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Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 0:23, archived)

Splendid stuff

I have the in laws up the is weekend, just before they depart to new Zealand for a month.

I also have a few outstanding invoices, leading me to temporary cash flow through the business. :(

Have a fantastic weekend, I shall be there in spirit.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 0:36, archived)

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Puromycin is still licking windows, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 23:02, archived)

Hooray!

I was wondering when someone would do something referencing ancient Germanic peoples.

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 23:03, archived)

Had to be done :)

Ostrogoths next maybe

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Puromycin is still licking windows, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 23:07, archived)

silly person

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 23:04, archived)

What ho!

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Puromycin is still licking windows, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 23:05, archived)

who are you calling a ho?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 23:08, archived)

My apologies

I thought I was in the garden talking to my implements

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Puromycin is still licking windows, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 23:11, archived)

and reading What Ho? magazine

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 23:13, archived)

A superb periodical.

The July 2008 edition had a great review of the Seymour Grape Hoe Head

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Puromycin is still licking windows, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 23:17, archived)

i prefer the more concise Trowel Weekly

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 23:22, archived)

Ooooo!

Have they featured the Ames Deluxe Hand Trowel With Contoured Handle and Cushion Grip yet?

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Puromycin is still licking windows, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 23:24, archived)

i believe that's next week's centrefold

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 23:29, archived)

Phwoar!

I shall order a copy

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Puromycin is still licking windows, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 23:30, archived)

keep your eyes open for the

4-page pullout on dibbers

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 23:32, archived)

You've done it now...

*rubs favourite dibber*

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Puromycin is still licking windows, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 23:37, archived)

Pfft.

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Captain Howdy, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 23:09, archived)

*clicks "I Like"*

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Fire & Forget it's the only way to be sure, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 23:16, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 23:17, archived)

Yes!

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Puromycin is still licking windows, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 23:21, archived)

"Ever seen a shirt make a phonecall?"

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Captain Howdy, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 23:22, archived)

No.

But my underpants talk to me sometimes

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Puromycin is still licking windows, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 23:25, archived)

Andy!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rex0iWNbgXc

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Captain Howdy, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 23:27, archived)

Excellent!

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Puromycin is still licking windows, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 23:30, archived)

The Invisigoths were the scourge of somewhere

no one has quite figured out quite where..

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Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 23:32, archived)

Hahaha!

Nobody has actually figured out if they were there or not

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Puromycin is still licking windows, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 23:39, archived)

One of the great mysteries of the demise of the Roman Empire

Were they ever there? Scholars scratch their learned beards

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Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 23:48, archived)

Popular misconceptions about Goths No 2

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Fire & Forget it's the only way to be sure, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 23:01, archived)

Prove it.

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 23:04, archived)

ha!

you have called my bluff!

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Fire & Forget it's the only way to be sure, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 23:09, archived)

Your hunger for posts is insatiable.

*talks to emminent scientists who know about such things*

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Captain Howdy, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 23:08, archived)

you know, its taken over 6 years for me to break my picture post v-plates

and yes I know it's toap but hey someone has to poke fun at the stereotypes

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Fire & Forget it's the only way to be sure, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 23:11, archived)

Stereotype hater, eh?

*adopts Cockney accent & opens market stall*

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Captain Howdy, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 23:16, archived)

like Jamie Oliver?

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Fire & Forget it's the only way to be sure, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 23:19, archived)

No.

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Captain Howdy, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 23:29, archived)

they might not be goth but they are a pair of dicks

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 23:09, archived)

who are they?

Fuck, I'm out of touch.

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Hugo Rune, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 23:12, archived)

no fucking idea...but it seems to be popular

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 23:29, archived)

I think Atomic used them ages ago, and they've finally come into their own, this week.

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Captain Howdy, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 23:34, archived)

a quick web search says they are in a death metal band called Immortal

this video cracks me up

www.youtube.com/watch?v=-VBdAY8eA9w

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 23:39, archived)

So dire it's good.

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Captain Howdy, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 23:44, archived)

The comments made me proper lol

*Sorting Hat* "Slytherin!!!"

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 0:04, archived)

...

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Hugo Rune, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 22:57, archived)

Hahahah, Ben the Gimp.

Suddenly, the shopkeeper appeared, and whiped Ben's bitch arse until he squealed.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 23:05, archived)

i fucking KNEW it!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 23:09, archived)

there is something odd about Mr Ben isn't there?

I certainly can't watch it any more without getting creeped out..

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Hugo Rune, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 23:11, archived)

bagpuss has that effect on me

fucker terrified me as a kid

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 23:12, archived)

Yeah!

I've been watching old stuff like He-man and thundercats and they've all got terrifying aspects. Or homo-erotic stuff. Which is all well and good. I wonder how they affected my childhood brain?

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Hugo Rune, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 23:16, archived)

well, i'm a single woman who hates romance films and loves horror.

i had freddy krueger posters on my bedroom walls when i was 13. those old cartoons haven't affected me in the slightest

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 23:21, archived)

hehehe. I was into horror too...

However now I tend to watch kids TV instead (because the little fuckers won't let me watch anything I want to see)

hang on, freddy kruger? Extreme. I like it.

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Hugo Rune, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 23:25, archived)

most of my dvds are horror

i may watch the first nightmare on elm street in a bit

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 23:31, archived)

The first one was ace, but the law of diminishing returns really does apply to this series.

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Captain Howdy, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 23:39, archived)

It does go on a bit, but:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=SRHui9sDGms

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 23:25, archived)

"Dougal & The Blue Cat" was the ultimate childhood nightmare for me.

Mr. Ben pales into insignificance in the face of such overwhelming terror.

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Captain Howdy, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 23:21, archived)

that doesn't ring any bells

and i have no youtube to check it out

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 23:24, archived)

It's the acid nightmare version of Magic Roundabout, with singing.

Seriously.

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Captain Howdy, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 23:32, archived)

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Captain Howdy, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 23:09, archived)

am i the only one

who is now imagining Dale Winton standing in front of a studio audience, arms raised, shouting "bring on the gimp!"?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 23:15, archived)

Not anymore.

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Captain Howdy, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 23:18, archived)

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 23:19, archived)

Brilliant!

(hreqz, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 1:22, archived)

Hahahaha

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Ysol ab abl blap, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 0:08, archived)

Popular misconceptions about Goths No 1

Click for bigger (128 kb)

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Fire & Forget it's the only way to be sure, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 22:44, archived)

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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 27 Jan 2011, 22:47, archived)

He's not, and he's also quite shit.

btw do you think I'd be classified as goth? I wear black most of the time and listen to things like Skinny Puppy and Chemlab.
On the downside I have no unnatural holes in my body, black hair or deposits of ink beneath my skin, which makes me somewhat unsure.

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 22:59, archived)

Easy way to find out:

Are you alone in a dark morass of endless pain?

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Captain Howdy, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 23:05, archived)

lol

I know only happy goths!

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Fire & Forget it's the only way to be sure, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 23:14, archived)

I have the lights on today, just for a change

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 23:28, archived)

You may be

confusing goths with emo

(Yorkshire Soul Glasscock rocks, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 23:58, archived)

Oooo Skinny Puppy, nice

piercings, black hair, and tats, dont make a goth but if you want to be, feel free. Join the club and its free.

Although mumping about Whitby is obligatory :)

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Fire & Forget it's the only way to be sure, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 23:07, archived)

Thanks!

*joins*

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 23:27, archived)

I may have misunderstood this single-word compo

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 22:35, archived)

subtle

I liek :)

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camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 22:36, archived)

All Things Must Pass.

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Captain Howdy, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 22:43, archived)

oh, this is good

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 22:44, archived)

n00b goth sez: "Am I doing it right?"

Apologies for rubbish quality. The thought was there.

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 22:29, archived)

Arf.

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Jimbuktu See? Right here, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 22:53, archived)

'nings

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Puromycin is still licking windows, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 22:24, archived)

Hahah

Tesco Value, the bandwagon that keeps on giving :)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 22:25, archived)

I love this shop, but it's went a bit downhill recently...

(Bonanzo Best Before:, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 22:02, archived)

CE'S ???

RIS.

(doogle i've got maddy, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 22:07, archived)

^ What she said

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 22:13, archived)

I don't get it.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 22:10, archived)

Allow me to explain.

The shop is actually called MORRISONS, but the RIS has been removed, so that it spells, er hold on

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 22:13, archived)

Look, like this.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 22:19, archived)

Sinbury'?

I don't get it

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 22:22, archived)

Goddamit

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 22:22, archived)

Ris?

I am soooo lol

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Fire & Forget it's the only way to be sure, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 0:25, archived)

loool omg im like wtf

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 0:37, archived)

Self piercing? That's going to get ugly fast.

just realised I had another pea, mind if I park it here?
based on a true story

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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 22:21, archived)

Haha

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 22:23, archived)

self-piercing is easy

piece of ice and a pin, job done.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 22:23, archived)

shirley, this only works for some of the 'normal' piercing

like ears and, erm, testicles.

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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 22:25, archived)

well, yes

but i've only had my ears and nose done, i prefer to leave other areas unperforated

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 22:33, archived)

I met a guy who had a nipple pierced.

He said he did it himself with a stapler. The painful part was not doing it, apparently, but trying to prise open the staple to remove it afterwards.

may not have been entirely truthful.

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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 22:37, archived)

could be

piercing the nose was easy,but i'd used a proper piercing stud, which i took out to replace with a jeweled one. as soon as i took it out, it pissed blood and stung like a bastard.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 22:44, archived)

You forgot lighter.

We don't want the germs.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 22:36, archived)

you sterilise the pin, silly!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 22:41, archived)

=))

(macroscian (1 like), Thu 27 Jan 2011, 22:24, archived)

An individual?

or just "I am not a Goth"?

(dogmonitor went woof! on, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 23:38, archived)

Complpetely brilliant!

(Wheatabeat The hoi polloi, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 9:45, archived)

The true story...

Wouldnt happen to be based on a Guy by the name of Bartram would it????? Reason i ask is he Joined a Goth site and actually stated he was doing it as research for a study into Goth and other Sub-groups....

(angriestangel, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 16:06, archived)

they're all at it these days

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lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Thu 27 Jan 2011, 21:36, archived)

My. what a long one you have.

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 21:41, archived)

some pandas just prefer a bit of rock

Click pic for bigger

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 22:05, archived)

haha that's fucking awesome!

*devil hands*

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lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Fri 28 Jan 2011, 5:05, archived)

Jo Frost is Goth Nanny

much like the film I just watched with Rachel Rotten

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 21:31, archived)

Mmmmmmmmmmmm

Super Nannie Boobs.

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The only Dave is pushing things forward, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 21:48, archived)

That's not really asseptable is it?

;)

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 21:49, archived)

I'll go to the naughty spot

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 22:00, archived)

Some dumb bird...

Click for bigger (242 kb)

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crazygibbon all your monster munch are belong to us, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 21:06, archived)

Flap?

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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 21:16, archived)

Flap Kiwi

Where has Flap been?

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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 22:33, archived)

The flightless Pengodo.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 21:20, archived)

He is lovely

I hope he has adventures.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 21:50, archived)

i like him, he's shaped like a drumstick

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 21:52, archived)

A bit like the infamous dancing boobies.

(macroscian (1 like), Thu 27 Jan 2011, 22:23, archived)

My middle daughter's present from Grandma was unexpectedly tumescent.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 21:05, archived)

that's some impressive monkey cockage

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 21:07, archived)

Yet somewhat odd that his testicles have migrated to his face

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 21:17, archived)

maybe he flicked them up there with his massive cock

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 21:18, archived)

I know I would.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 21:46, archived)

then we'd all laugh and point at you, saying "scrote face!"

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 21:47, archived)

Win-win!

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 21:51, archived)

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 21:52, archived)

Maybe his cock had just grow

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 22:11, archived)

Just For Men

(Zoidaroid, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 21:04, archived)

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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 22:01, archived)

lol cricket

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 22:02, archived)

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