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[challenge entry] Casual xenophobia
(, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 11:07, archived)
# good ol' english racism
(, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 11:08, archived)
# racist.
(, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 11:18, archived)
# I know I am
(, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 11:20, archived)
# The French are a race now?
(, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 11:21, archived)
# Yes.
Like Mexicans, Jews and Muslims.

What?

Oh.
(, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 11:23, archived)
# *something something about bicycles*
(, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 11:24, archived)
# smelly race
(, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 11:30, archived)
# Is that Val Kilmer?
(, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 11:09, archived)
# Yes
(, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 11:19, archived)
# might be
then again
(, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 11:20, archived)
# This made me spit my tea all over my screen
So I will have to click you.
(, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 12:46, archived)
# Possibly a bit ‘niche’
(, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 10:49, archived)
# If you're redex and you know it clap your hands. :P
Sorry I have to ask the question. Is that actually your image or are you hotlinking if from someonelse's site?
(, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 10:51, archived)
# I've only got one hand
(, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 10:56, archived)
# Then you must do some Zen one-hand clapping
(, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 10:57, archived)
# Teaches you to go shoplifting in Saudi Arabia!
(, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 10:59, archived)
# GIMPed by my own fair hands on a train to Brussels.
Well, the original album cover obviously isn't mine. ;-)
(, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 11:13, archived)
# Goatse you ... etc? :)
(, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 10:53, archived)
# this
..with more????
(, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 10:57, archived)
# Goatse'ed You! Black Emperor
:P
(, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 10:59, archived)
# arf
(, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 11:08, archived)
# Spread your skinny arse-cheeks like a gaping chasm.
(, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 11:09, archived)
# haha!
(, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 11:41, archived)
# Oh, alright then.
(, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 12:22, archived)
# hahaha
ha!
(, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 12:24, archived)
[challenge entry] :(
(, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 10:48, archived)
# Actually that's a nice pic in reality though I'd expect at least one walker's crisp packet, and some digraded plastic bottles at the very least.
;)
(, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 10:52, archived)
[challenge entry] There's only one great advert for Britain at the moment:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=jWFq-v7TKdQ
/sod it, I'm going to compo it, as he should be on a poster, and it's the thought that counts. Watch all 4 parts, he's truly brilliant
(, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 10:59, archived)
# haha - I like him!
(, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 11:04, archived)
# FANTASTIC!
Welcome to England. You must be so honoured!
(, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 11:06, archived)
# Brilliant!!
AND - I love beef! :D
(, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 11:07, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 11:12, archived)
# what a guy!
(, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 11:22, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 11:22, archived)
# Amazing
(, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 12:07, archived)
# Still fantastic on second and third watch :D
(, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 16:18, archived)
# He sounds
a lot like Peter Cook.
(, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 12:20, archived)
#
brilliant
(, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 17:29, archived)
# This is one ofthe most entertaining vid sets i have ever watched
thankyou.

'click'
(, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 19:38, archived)
[challenge entry] Mr jones guarantees your safety
(, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 10:38, archived)
# Hahaha
He looks like Jeremy Clarkson's psycho brother!
(, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 10:42, archived)
# only slightly less racist!
/current affairs lols
(, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 10:43, archived)
# hahaha.....he's wearing red,white and blue
win :D
(, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 10:43, archived)
[challenge entry] It makes you proud to be British. Arf.
(, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 10:46, archived)
# I noticed on the text about this compo that the ConDem govt is planning to get rid of May Day!!
ah right not only does May Day represent ancient British festival of Springtime but also is a working class holiday and celebration of working class solidarity to move it to October can only be an attempt to stop the traditional May Day demos.
(, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 10:48, archived)
# I know
I was livid when I heard that. I have so many good memories of being a child and looking forward to May Day was we'd always go to the local fair.
(, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 10:59, archived)
# Let's celebrate the October revolution instead
(, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 11:22, archived)
# May day to Octoberfest
We've got two may days in may.

Which one are they going to move....?
(, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 11:40, archived)
# Now that would be interesting The Bolshevik Revolution would be a wow for all the Anarchists lol
"Will you shut the fuck up about Kronstadt! The Anarachist aligned themselves with Fascist forces to attack the Bolsheviks of course the Red Army was going to attack them!"
(, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 12:09, archived)
[challenge entry] Sod it - I CAN do this:


CFB
(, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 10:35, archived)
# why is it always beardy Paul McCartney in your pictures?
(, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 10:38, archived)
# Because he's the epitome of everything good about Britain.
god bles the beetles - jon an george in r harts 4eva
(, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 10:42, archived)
# I wonder what kind of a person John Lennon would have been had he lived
would he have sold out his principles and become a money-grubbing middle-aged rocker who supports the Tories or would he have been a selfless campaigner for every just cause - this might make an interesting compo idea, perhaps?
(, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 11:02, archived)
# he'd put his name to anything
(, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 11:06, archived)
# Well, put it this way
He hammered on about imagining having no possessions, while owning a house featuring a room dedicated to keeping fur coats chilled at optimum temperature.

So I imagine he'd be just like Bono, only very probably more annoying (if that's possible).
(, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 11:17, archived)
# ^ THIS
FUCKING THIS!!!
(, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 12:38, archived)
# ^ Waves
(, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 10:44, archived)
[challenge entry] Eek!
(, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 10:32, archived)
# hehe
(, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 10:33, archived)
# The UK would fit into Russia about 70 times.
Thursday facts.
(, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 10:39, archived)
# Brain?
/tedious and inevitable blog
(, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 10:55, archived)
# we are HERE!!
"hey....size isn't everything":D
(, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 10:55, archived)
[challenge entry] gee i love your accent
(, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 10:31, archived)
# Har har har
AmeriGUNS are all stewpid and fat har har har.

Native Americans and their history and culture never existed.

America was invented in 1715.
(, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 10:37, archived)
# I see when are of like mind
:D
(, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 10:39, archived)
# well
1) agreed
2) native americans didnt leave anything behind as permanent or sophisticated as stonehenge. Perhaps the pueblos of New Mexico were an exception but they were building a lot later than the european stone age.
3) 1776 i thought
(, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 10:54, archived)
# Well
1. And Britains are all small-minded, xenophobic, hypocritical racist middle-Englanders with bad teeth.

2. There's quite a few burial grounds etc, but on the whole I agree.

3. When do you want it to begin? I understand the Vikings got there, and at one point was shared between the British and the French - they had a war about it or something - something to do with being independent.
(, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 11:21, archived)
# That's the only thing I have a dissagrement with some of the Native Americans and that's
the bones that were found (possibily of being Viking or earlier) but we're not allowed to do any tests on as they consider the bones sacred and noone is allowed to see them.
(, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 11:27, archived)
# I agree with you.
That's ridiculous.
(, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 11:31, archived)
# if you dont find the image funny then that's fair enough
but i'm not interested in your views on american history. Rest assured that if I have I have caused any offence to the pre-columbian North American people, I am truly, truly sorry.
(, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 11:54, archived)
# Pffft.
OK, then, Alan Partridge.
(, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 11:58, archived)
# something about a dosser and a dwad
(, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 12:08, archived)
# America or at least the land America was founded on has rocks as old and even older than those
The Grand Canyon for example and the Native "Americans" have culture that predates those stones.. I'll shut up now ;)
(, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 10:38, archived)
# well I'd agree
but this isnt really a comment on the two countrys' geology.
(, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 10:44, archived)
# I know ;)
(, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 10:45, archived)
# Hahahaha...
:D
(, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 10:39, archived)
# *applauds*
*then clicks*
(, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 15:13, archived)
[challenge entry] "it's stopped raining....time for some fun"
(, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 10:30, archived)
# Needs more shoot outs and coach carnage!
Lully animation as ever!

Woo!
(, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 10:42, archived)
# Hahahaha...
Too soon!! :D
(, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 11:21, archived)
# ...story o' my life :)
(, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 11:28, archived)
# He's got the "loch" all to himself !
(, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 16:25, archived)
[challenge entry] Worked then...
(, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 10:22, archived)
# I like this
Keeelick!
(, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 10:24, archived)
# make it so
damnable good effort there old chap and a spiffing and some what pleaseing to the occular regions if i may say so sir a worthy and impressive imageadoodahhwassamcallit piece of visionfunking of the dear old flag of our fathers , makes one feel somewhat proud and gladd to be of british extraction by god
(, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 23:04, archived)
[challenge entry] Welcome to Coatbridge..
(, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 10:20, archived)
# Have.
(, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 10:22, archived)
# Haha, up the Celts!
Never forget that Buckfast taste. Half way between old medicine and bile?
(, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 10:27, archived)
# aye it's an acquired taste
(, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 10:29, archived)
# haha
Coatbridge is great, it has some majestic blocks of flats!

edit/ nice tag
(, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 10:27, archived)
# don't forget the Time Capsule swimmin' baffs :D
(, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 10:30, archived)
# I didn't stay long enough to enjoy the Time Capsule...
(, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 10:36, archived)
# And that's in the mens!!
Woo!
(, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 10:43, archived)
[challenge entry] Hello all and happy thursday :D
(, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 10:05, archived)
# Oh man the walk of child on the left in that top picture is SO Britishly miserable!
If anyone wants to use this pic of mine (yes you are my bitches, bitches) feel free:

www.flickr.com/photos/myky-d/4684841682/in/set-72157624119652393/

*whores*
(, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 10:22, archived)
# "THAT'S MR. INCREDIBLE HULK, YA FILTHY SWINE!!"
(, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 9:55, archived)
# I like this
as I do any Hulk-related post
(, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 10:08, archived)
# Incredible INCREDIBLE !
(, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 16:27, archived)
# Question of the Week: Vote-me-do
With all the accountability of an Egyptian Presidential election, time to choose this week's QOTW. Poll closes when I take the first bite of my lunchtime spam sandwich:

Question of the Week
Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar

And for the "There's no picture in this thread" BLASPHEMERS:

(, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 9:49, archived)
# Stupid cake
it deserves to be eaten for it's treachery!
(, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 9:51, archived)
# Why are you asking /board what /talk should do?
(, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 9:53, archived)
# We had letters they'll never read t'other day.
Little Victories FTW (it would also be a delicious irony.)
(, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 9:57, archived)
# isn't that like this weeks 'Needless to say, I had the last laugh'?
(, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 10:20, archived)
# Racist.
(, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 10:23, archived)
# Trolling
obviously

[edit] b3ta.com/board/10331487 made me giggle last night on that very subject
(, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 10:05, archived)
# ooo I like this
step 2: take out bible/Koran?


(, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 10:18, archived)
# I used to read the Koran on the tube
it's awesome if you want some space
(, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 10:38, archived)
# CAKES NEVER LIE!
they are my only friends.
(, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 10:08, archived)
# 'ning miss
(, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 10:14, archived)
# Hello sir
*cap doffing*
(, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 10:17, archived)
# Isn't 'little victories' effectively this weeks?
(, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 10:22, archived)
#
(, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 9:32, archived)
# Little known fact : Milton Keynes was named after Milton Jones and Keanu Reeves
But they misspelt Keanu.
(, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 9:33, archived)
# That's OK.
So did Mavis Wilton.
(, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 9:34, archived)
# "It's completely shit - but we have a Snow Dome"
(, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 9:34, archived)
# Something I wasn't sure of, but I was in the middle of.....
(, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 9:35, archived)
[challenge entry] I shall just leave this here
(, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 9:39, archived)
# Ha ha ha... Links that way ===>
Links that way
Shopped images only
Why am I looking at a photo of your sign

Woo
(, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 9:52, archived)
# "Inspiration: Jerry Watson erected the after a night drinking with friends"
Good ol' daily fail
(, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 14:02, archived)
# the venice of britain
(, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 9:40, archived)
# You have fallen. It's not okay, You're in Milton Keynes.
(, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 9:50, archived)
[challenge entry] Can I put this here?
(, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 9:06, archived)
# Half a million for that?
For the love of god, why?
(, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 9:14, archived)
# Because the whole area has taken their 'street view' off Google Maps
(, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 9:16, archived)
# Maybe they're just ashamed of their over-priced, vacuous openplan crap-pile.
Rightly so.

Damnit, if I was paying that much for somewhere to live, I'd want internal walls.
(, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 9:33, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 9:34, archived)
#
gch
ffk
cdc
(, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 9:15, archived)
# What?
(, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 9:17, archived)
#
gas central heating
fully-fitted kitchen
crudely drawn cock
(, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 9:24, archived)
# And occasionally, gsoh
(, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 9:30, archived)
# * Re-looks at pictures
EDIT: Oh yeah!

(, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 9:37, archived)
# Magenta pubes FTW!
(, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 9:50, archived)
[challenge entry] Can I leave this roasted pea here?

(, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 9:17, archived)
# This is not a new thing...
(, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 9:23, archived)
[challenge entry] Only if I can add a Torchwood reference
(, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 9:31, archived)
# the beard i say the beard
damn and blast just when we thought we had escaped from the curse of jerromy beadle his beard turns up
(, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 23:06, archived)
# I love the way they don't mention Brixton
even though it's the closest station and high street.

'nings
(, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 9:29, archived)
# ^this
It's like all that "borders" crap. When I lived on Gipsy Hill the flat next door was advertised as "Dulwich borders". Gipsy Hill is three stops on the train from Dulwich.
(, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 9:36, archived)
# NING XLVII
(, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 10:15, archived)
# 'ning!
(, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 10:57, archived)
# huh?


ah another flag waving shit challenge idea
(, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 9:32, archived)
# Oh, put a sock in it
No really, put a sock in it. I like Sock pics.
(, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 9:34, archived)
# and monkeyboyalpha is a forrin
I don't like forrins suggesting challenges
(, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 9:37, archived)
# should cut down on the peas tho
(, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 10:10, archived)
# ^ This - Please do this...
(, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 10:15, archived)
[challenge entry] Paws crossed

grayscale


colouring suggestion


variation one
(, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 8:27, archived)
# I really like this
REALLY like this

excellent.

I'm clicking..


ooh me back....
(, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 9:05, archived)
# cheers
medears :)
(, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 9:43, archived)
# Looks like Alistair Darling to me...
(, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 9:13, archived)
# morning 'Zymey
(, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 9:14, archived)
# 'Ello.
Flying visit: I ought to be doing some work...
*sigh*
(, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 9:35, archived)
# hahaha, I see him
VAT survival trust?
(, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 10:23, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 8:21, archived)
# Sellafield is so bruising
(, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 8:39, archived)
# The British Tourism Commitee gave it...
THREE THUMBS UP!
(, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 8:49, archived)
# Kitties surviving what now?
(, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 6:33, archived)
# Yay - catball.
(, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 8:03, archived)
[challenge entry] CST
Zero points for originality, but at least it's not a goatse reference.
cat survival trust logo
Easy to reproduce, tagline is optional. Swap out cat silhouette when you get bored.
(, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 1:27, archived)

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