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# 2010 Oscars Highlights In Advance!
Just linking from the Links board hope that's ok - we made this over the weekend see what you reckon and that :)

www.b3ta.com/links/594000

(, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 11:25, archived)
# This isn't going to end well.
(, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 11:26, archived)
# I think it's great
and I don't care if you ARE spamming from the links board

well done

I rarely check the links board, so I otherwise would have missed this
(, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 11:27, archived)
# It's not really spamming I don't think
They spent the time and effort on it. No one would have complained if the link was direct.
(, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 11:29, archived)
# It's not really your decision, though.
is it?
(, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 11:32, archived)
# Strangely it's actually the decision of wee Jimmie Crankie.
(, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 11:33, archived)
# Sorry!
Wasn't sure if I'd get shot down for doing that, the FAQ seemed to say it was ok to link on the main board - gah, they'll never invite me back...
(, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 12:12, archived)
# it's a particularly sexy grey area
that allows people to express their differing opinions on the matter.

See my profile - point 12
(, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 12:14, archived)
# Ah - a little interaction!
Ho there good Sirs - if you look at one of my posts further down this thread you may be able to discern a way to redress this error and get back on terms...

No idea why I went all archaic there...
(, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 12:15, archived)
# FORSOOTH!
(, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 12:17, archived)
# Gadzooks!
(, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 12:19, archived)
# verily mother fucker
(, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 12:25, archived)
# Bloody Hell
I step away for a few minutes and it all goes to cock. Cheers for the advice barry, hope that's better? :)
(, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 12:30, archived)
# haha
you've gotta stay alert round these parts. Stick around, shop some shit, call someone a cunt.
(, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 12:32, archived)
# My new digs
(, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 12:48, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 12:53, archived)
# ooOOOooo!
Get you and your not caring!

:)
(, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 11:30, archived)
# I like your button



what are you going to buy me for lunch? I'm starving
(, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 11:35, archived)
# The Italian place up the street does a great Linguini with Clams.
You fancy that?
(, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 11:36, archived)
# hmm - clams don't do it for me, but Italian - yes!
what time?
(, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 11:40, archived)
# Well, an alternative might be
Tagliatelle with smoked pork meatballs. Had that last Thursday. Very nom indeed.
1 for 1.30 do you?
(, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 11:43, archived)
# That sounds amazing
See you there! (Pint of McCartneys for me please, if you're there first)
(, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 11:51, archived)
# I was thinking more along the lines of a nice Barolo
Or failing that, a Steinlager & Magners snakebite.
(, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 11:53, archived)
# OK -I'll go with you on that
(, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 11:54, archived)
# re Sig: No.
(, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 11:37, archived)
# Who is Jessie J?
(, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 11:38, archived)
#
(, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 11:39, archived)
#
(, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 11:40, archived)
# she's hot
(, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 11:49, archived)
# o_O
(, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 11:51, archived)
# would
(, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 11:59, archived)
# O K - good.
(, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 11:39, archived)
#


Oh, you did already.
(, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 11:27, archived)
# Ah so lacist.
(, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 11:30, archived)
# It was a pretty funny video, though.
(, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 11:31, archived)
# on a page with a lot of other 'pretty funny videos'
(, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 11:34, archived)
# rubbery
(, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 11:32, archived)
#
(, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 11:28, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
Most accurate
(, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 11:29, archived)
# 'ningles mate.
Probably lucky you didn't come round on Sunday. It got a bit messy. Two people, four bottles of wine and a bottle of vodka. Unfortunately I appear to have used Facebook as a mixer. :P
(, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 11:34, archived)
# These things can happen :)
(, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 11:40, archived)
# THere shouldbe public information films
Don't drink and facebook.
(, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 11:46, archived)
# Good moaning every boawdy.
I totally love your youtube channel and shit. Some the funniest things I've seen all year. You really ought to have a warning so as old people don't watch without a nappy on. Congratulations, you're the best around, nothing's ever gonna keep you down.
(, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 11:29, archived)
# that is indeed excellent
just spam as a TJ next time though OK! :D
(, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 11:34, archived)
# Just linking from the links board, hope that's ok
Keitel Cameron disagrees.



Edit Post a still frame and everything will be alright.

Edit Edit I see where you're going but not really my cup of tea.
(, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 11:39, archived)
# Edit this into your original post, and all will be well. Or if not well then significantly improved.
and all will be well. Or if not well then significantly improved.
(, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 11:51, archived)
# Autowash
(, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 12:26, archived)
# I think it's rather good
and has Christina Hendricks in it

that is all
(, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 11:41, archived)
# :)
(, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 11:41, archived)
# nice sig..how was the facebook meeting?
(, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 11:51, archived)
# We missed you
(, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 11:53, archived)
# shame I wasn't invited


(, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 11:55, archived)
# I'll put you on the guest list next time
(, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 11:58, archived)
# aye you just do that
(, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 12:00, archived)
# Posting a series of images that you made
on the "image" board (via a link).
Bad Cope&Dalton!
I liked it, therefore am also a sinner.
(, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 11:51, archived)
# ...or you could just ignore all the feedback, not contribute to the discussion in the slightest, and simply spam your YouTube account here just to get your views up.
(, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 11:59, archived)
# You may be on to something
Perhaps he's having a shower
(, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 12:01, archived)
# for 40 minutes
(, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 12:01, archived)
# hmmm
good point

this is self-spamming no matter how talented they are.

BOO! HISS!
(, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 12:07, archived)
# It's more links crime than /board, to be fair...
But repeatedly linking to your own sites/accounts while not participating in any discussion on the posts is generally frowned upon.

As many people regularly point out, this is a community not a shop window.

Just sayin', is all...
(, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 12:09, archived)
# I agree
someone that talented should have the confidence to join in with the jolly banter
(, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 12:16, archived)
# :o)
I offered a straightforward solution to the spikiness ages ago...
(, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 12:18, archived)
# Noted
I actually had to go answer the phone - shower? It's not even 2pm yet, the hell I'm getting out of bed. Thanks for the advice Barry and for doing the screencap - have changed my sig and will try to play nice in future, promise :)
(, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 12:35, archived)
# you're doing it wrong...we're praising people like this now
(, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 12:01, archived)
# I for one reserve my ancestral right to a bit of good old fashioned board nazism.
...largely due to the fact that I gave him the solution to this problem up ^ there, even to the extent of taking a screen cap from his video and hosting it for him, all to no avail...
(, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 12:03, archived)
# it appears I've exceeded my limit :)
(, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 12:06, archived)
# I'm staying clear of this ;)
(, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 12:07, archived)
# lmao...yea you don't want to be seen with my sort :)

(, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 12:08, archived)
# Did you put it on /talk too? They love that sort of thing.
Also /QOTW wouldn't want to feel left out, eh.
(, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 12:11, archived)
# I'm not even going to click this
you are clearly a cunt of the highest degree now fuck off
(, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 12:20, archived)
# You can't link on the board to Links
That's like typing google into google or dividing by zero....
(, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 12:24, archived)
# Careful now
if you create a paradox you can fucking well fix it
(, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 12:30, archived)
# If I head over to /links I might have a look.
Might.
(, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 12:37, archived)
[challenge entry] Bueller? Bueller? Bueller?
(, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 11:12, archived)
# poor ferris :(
(, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 11:15, archived)
# Bueller
(, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 11:15, archived)
# I so want to click that
It's making me smile just thinking about it...
(, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 11:25, archived)
# try this one instead:
(, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 11:27, archived)
# wow
epic buttonage!
(, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 11:35, archived)
# you love teh buttons
(, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 11:36, archived)
# haha :D
(, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 11:46, archived)
# Also, I made this
(, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 11:00, archived)
# tee hee
(, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 11:02, archived)
# I have made lots of that
(, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 11:03, archived)
# wow wee
(, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 11:05, archived)
# No, this is wee
(, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 11:13, archived)
# and this is shit
(, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 11:15, archived)
# Is that Alan Sugar's face in the second O?
(, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 11:11, archived)
#
yeh, it was a pretty mental party.
(, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 11:14, archived)
[challenge entry] Coming to a cinema near you in June. Or was it July. No, must have been June, 'cos that's when cousin Terry split up from wossername. Oooh, messy that. Anyway, as I was saying.
must have been June 'cos that's when cousin Terry split up from wossername. Oooh messy that. Anyway as I was saying.
(, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 10:46, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 10:52, archived)
# Indiana Jones and The Mumbled Something.
(, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 10:53, archived)
# Knit him a new whip
(, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 10:53, archived)
# DO YOU WANT TO WATCH BBC2?
THAT NICE ALAN TITCHMARSH IS ON
(, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 10:54, archived)
# No.
Aniques Roadshow is on soon.
(, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 11:00, archived)
# ooh - my sister Ada used to have one of those
she got it from a GI during the war.

I won't say what she did for it. The dirty harlot.
(, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 11:09, archived)
# I want real veterinary!
I want Mr. Farnham!
(, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 11:37, archived)
# See also Star Trek IX - So Very Very Tired...
I think I owe that gag to The Simpsons, or Family Guy or some such...
(, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 10:55, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 10:57, archived)
# Never existed.
(, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 11:05, archived)
# Hahaha.
This also made me realised how much I was dying for a cuppa. SO it was more of a pbulic service anouncement.
woo
(, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 11:00, archived)
# Your comment made me want a coffee.
Then Mrs Boris decided she wanted a chai.
Considering I'd made rösti for the kids for tea and baked 50-something biscuits for her playgroup tomorrow, plus cooked our dinner, I'd hoped she'd make me one. :(
(, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 11:25, archived)
# Silly you.
Have you not heard of equal rights. It means med have to do everything while the ladyfolk sit down with a nice brew and talk about how empowered they are. :P
(, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 11:32, archived)
# That does it.
I'm going to the campus tomorrow and burning her bra.
(, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 11:36, archived)
# Smug? Bindun?

Thanks to them down there for the idea...
(, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 10:36, archived)
#
(, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 10:44, archived)
# You have been judged. The sssentence is excellent.
(, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 10:50, archived)
# Judge Scream
So good it tears my heart out.
(, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 11:33, archived)
# nice
(, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 15:46, archived)
# Hahah that's superb!
(, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 10:51, archived)
# ^Cheers chaps^
Thought it must have been done though....
(, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 10:54, archived)
# Yes I did!

And I gave him a shave too :)
(, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 11:02, archived)
# dammitdammitdammit..... ;)
(, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 11:12, archived)
# What have those fucking cats brought in now!
(, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 10:31, archived)
# it's winking at me


/mark & lard
(, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 10:34, archived)
# What in the name of sugary fuck?
(, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 10:36, archived)
# it was on the doormat this morning
(, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 10:38, archived)
# Your dog needs to see a vet.
(, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 11:00, archived)
# It needs to see a psychiatrist
I don't have a dog.
(, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 11:10, archived)
# Looks like an aye-aye to me.
:)
(, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 10:37, archived)
# the truth is stranger
(, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 10:39, archived)
# That's shallot
(, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 11:01, archived)
#

(, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 10:48, archived)
# mmm, breakfast
(, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 10:55, archived)
# have chips with that
(, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 11:10, archived)
# deep fried in tepid automatic transmission fluid
/delia
(, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 11:19, archived)
# gaddafi loses the will to live
(, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 10:29, archived)
# Alan Rickman!
(, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 10:34, archived)
# Tinie Tempah
(, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 10:27, archived)
# Pfft!
(, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 10:29, archived)
# racist
(, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 10:34, archived)
# He's hanging out with Michael Jackson in Heaven
but he's lying about his age

/Ian D Montfort
(, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 10:39, archived)
#
(, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 10:47, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 10:49, archived)
# I have never seen Jay Rayner & Colonel Gaddafi in the same room together.

Thanks to Marwood for the idea.
(, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 10:11, archived)
# I think that Alan Rickman deserves an honourable mention too:
(, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 10:12, archived)
# hahaha
Alan Rickman has melted and moved to Africa! :O
(, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 10:15, archived)
# I have been trying to think of a decent Muammar al-Gaddafi / Magreb pun
for days now.
(, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 10:19, archived)
# that's actually quite good for you
(, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 10:13, archived)
# Nicely done
although I don't know who Jay Rayner is
(, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 10:16, archived)
# ^
(, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 10:16, archived)
# You would recognise him if you Google him.
(, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 10:17, archived)
# Nope
he looks vaguely familiar, but that's it
(, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 10:18, archived)
# I've heard of his mum
but until you did that I had no idea who he is
(, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 10:19, archived)
# I have done
I still have no idea who he is or why I should have knowledge of his existence
(, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 10:45, archived)
# He's on the idiot box.
He eats and then writes about it and stuff.
(, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 11:00, archived)
# Hahaha!
(nice tag)
(, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 10:18, archived)
# Chairs.
(, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 10:24, archived)
# Is it just me or does he have pixels for medals?
(, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 10:20, archived)
# They're for services in Canada
(, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 10:21, archived)
# I served in Canada.
(, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 10:37, archived)
# Haha!
(, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 10:24, archived)
# It's a barcode
So you can buy him at the self-service checkout at Tesco's.
(, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 10:27, archived)
# 2 pints of milk, a pack of bacon and a despotic tryant, please...
(, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 10:43, archived)
# Do you need a hand bagging it up?
(, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 11:04, archived)
# UNEXPECTED ITEM IN THE BAGGING AREA
(, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 11:10, archived)
# not PS'd but "I made this"


I challenge you to make one that is anatomically correct according to the true physiology of the CDC.
(, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 9:56, archived)
# Pretty fucking cool.
Nicely done.
(, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 9:57, archived)
# heckovalottapubes there, fellah!
nice work!
(, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 9:58, archived)
# Haha!
Tea in my nose.
(, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 9:58, archived)
# ^ this
3 per side is generally recommended...
(, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 10:01, archived)
# sparkle cock!
(, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 10:00, archived)
# Nice cactus.
That is what it is right?
(, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 10:03, archived)
# I'm impressed that you managed to photograph it
Very well done
(, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 10:11, archived)
# That's shit
no 3 pubes.
(, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 10:50, archived)
# Made this incase Silvio forgot who he was and needed to get laid
(, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 9:49, archived)
# damn
I fail at the first hurdle
(, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 9:52, archived)
# He is the most singularly entertaining Prime Minister since
Margaret Thatcher beat up all the povvers.
(, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 9:52, archived)
# You've clearly never been to a barn dance with Angela Merkels.
(, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 9:53, archived)
# and her Angry Merkin
(, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 9:56, archived)
# Accompanied by her angelic meerkats
(, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 9:57, archived)
# and her angular mechanics
(, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 9:58, archived)
# in their antiquated moccasins
(, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 10:30, archived)
# how the bloody hell do people make these diagram images
so confusing, kudos.
(, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 10:02, archived)
# You're not supposed to do them with crossed lines I think.
(, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 10:04, archived)
# i know, I cheated
but eh! Eeeets Silvio!
(, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 10:12, archived)
# Someone just sent me that video of him dry humping a policewoman
He's a horny old goat
(, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 10:16, archived)
[challenge entry] he's getting some funny looks off his passengers....
(, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 9:48, archived)
# A lot of sales on
lately.

Woo!
(, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 9:50, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 9:50, archived)
# If the Invisible Man
Is drivin' your 'bus
Who ya gonna call?
LONDON TRANSPORT!

Erm ... or something ...
(, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 9:51, archived)
# T-F-L!
(, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 9:52, archived)
# Hahaha yay!
You and me - we're the next Lennon & McCartney.

Or Jedward.
(, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 9:53, archived)
# Bagsy McCartney
(, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 9:54, archived)
# Best of all the marital nicknames
(, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 9:57, archived)
# pffft!
(, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 10:16, archived)
# Hahahaha...
*Clickens*

:D
(, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 9:53, archived)
# Knock knock!
If that's the invisible man, tell him I can't see him.

sorry.

This is very woo btw
(, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 9:54, archived)
# Ace!

(, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 10:17, archived)
# :DD
(, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 15:48, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 9:44, archived)
# *falls off chair laughing*



(, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 9:44, archived)
# I used to have a Chevan.
True story.
(, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 9:49, archived)
# That is wonderful.
That is all.
(, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 11:01, archived)
# Enigmatic!
(, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 9:44, archived)
# Heh, he's laughing because he's got breasts.
ning ninj!
(, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 9:45, archived)
# Ning Barbie!
:D
(, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 9:47, archived)
#
(, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 9:45, archived)
# :)
(, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 9:47, archived)
# heh heh...there's something smug about him
(, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 9:50, archived)
# hahaha I see what you mean there
(, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 9:51, archived)
#
(, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 9:51, archived)
# I made this whilst you were away.
(, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 9:39, archived)
# *clicks for bigger*
Yep, that's bigger.
(, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 9:40, archived)
# Why would I lie about the size?
*nonchalantly adjusts self*
(, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 9:41, archived)
# Steady on!
(, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 9:43, archived)
# <s>steady</s>
lob
(, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 9:44, archived)
# yup so you did
(, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 9:44, archived)
# I never do mind the gap...
(, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 9:51, archived)
# I was in The Gap yesterday
first time in years.


I've no more to say on that
(, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 9:57, archived)
# They have a nice logo?
(, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 9:59, archived)
# Phew! We're back!


How is everyone? How did you survive Sunday? Has prodge had his anger successfully recalibrated?

ALSO: it's an hour and a half since the last thread so I figured that this'd be OK here. I also thought that there'd be a day's worth of stuff flooding the place...
(, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 9:37, archived)
# 1) Bit tired
2) Yes, thanks to FO:NV.
3) It's still "Spray and pray" with Prodge...
(, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 9:38, archived)
# FO:NV?
Is that the lisping version of Henry Winkler?
(, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 9:43, archived)
# is it really?

please explain
(, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 9:43, archived)
# Deoderant? ;)
*ducks*
(, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 10:00, archived)
# seriously...the snide little fucks take potshots at me
then wonder why they get 'the psychosis' treatment.

(, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 10:12, archived)
# What did he do this time?
(, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 9:44, archived)
# yer maw
(, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 9:47, archived)
# Pea?
(, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 9:40, archived)
# Naaah.
Though quite possibly a bindun.
(, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 9:42, archived)
# Then I salute you.
*drinks tea*
(, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 9:43, archived)
# Heheh!
He's not giving up much, is he?
(, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 9:41, archived)
#
(, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 9:42, archived)
# I am tired. I'm always Tired
I survived Yesterday by not being here - I was at The Deep

I was was also not here Friday - I went to see Tangled at the cinema with a 7 year old and her 8 year old friend
(, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 9:42, archived)
# Good, isn't it.
(, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 9:43, archived)
# it made me cry. I'm a big girl

Yes - I'm getting it on DVD *cough* for my daughter *cough*
(, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 9:44, archived)
# You big girl, I didn't cry*

* might have cried a little bit



Did you watch it in 3d or 2d?

EDIT: Also how embarrassed must your daughter be now, lmao.
(, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 9:46, archived)
# Is that The Deep as in Hull?
I love that place. Both the aquarium and - bizarrely - the city.
(, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 9:45, archived)
# Is it just me
or does he have pixels for medals?

He looks like a low res Amiga game shat on him.
(, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 9:43, archived)
# That's what years of sanctions does for you.
(, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 9:46, archived)
# They're for black ops campaigns.
Have to be pixellated out in every publicity shot so that people can't attribute him to specific missions.

may contain traces of rubbish
(, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 9:48, archived)
# ?
(, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 9:49, archived)
# ;)
(, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 9:50, archived)
# Prodge is lovely and he's welcome to come to my house and fuck my sister any day.
He helped me out in my hour of need and didn't ask for a jot in return so I now encourage everyone to vote for him and all who sail into him.

He's a top one - nearly as marvellous as me.
(, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 9:47, archived)
# I'm putting it on public record that I like prodge a lot.
I've spent the last few days watching his arguments here, thinking, "This is bewilderingly senseless..."

Ho hum.
(, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 9:54, archived)
# I've missed all this,
what did he do?
(, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 9:58, archived)
# I wanna know I wanna know I wanna know!!
(, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 10:01, archived)
# thanks for the input
(, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 10:00, archived)
# you'll need to set up a facebook campaign


(, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 9:56, archived)
# Arf!!
(, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 11:03, archived)
#
(, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 8:04, archived)
# Nice!
(, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 8:21, archived)
# Very nicely done.
(, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 8:21, archived)
# Cheers
Quick one before I go to town
(, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 8:25, archived)
# Also very nice!
(, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 9:21, archived)
# Excellent stuff.
(, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 8:25, archived)
# hahahaha, Girl with the pearl face cream?
Very nicely done
(, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 8:41, archived)
# oooh - fantastic stuff
Ning b3ta - what's new?
(, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 9:10, archived)
# Apaprently the site.
Down all yesterday for maintenance.

Now equipped with a fresh server hamster :o)
(, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 9:12, archived)
# oooh - nightmare
I'm never (rarely) around Sundays - so I never even noticed
(, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 9:16, archived)
# Me neither...
I was up in the Ribble Valley at a baby show for most of the day.

Rock and roll!
(, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 9:20, archived)
# woo yay
I was in Hull at The Deep

bloody hell it was freezing outside!

Then we had fish and chips on the way home - how ironic is that?...
(, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 9:24, archived)
# like rain on your wedding day...
(, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 9:26, archived)
# hahah
(, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 9:34, archived)
# haha best one yet :)
(, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 11:06, archived)
# Did you eat it with 10000 spoons?
(, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 9:27, archived)
# Seems quite noticeable here and now...
You hit f5 and there's not a 30 second pause while everything sorts itself out...

See what happens after lunch though.
(, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 9:24, archived)
# Nicely done!
I mean, officially the film never existed, but we'll let that slide in this instance.

'Ning b3ta. How are we this grey and dreary Monday? Ready for another week of /board handbags*?

* I do hope not. Seriously, guys, put it away already.
(, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 9:11, archived)
# Superb shop Bela!!
*Click*

:D
(, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 9:14, archived)
# Nice one Bacon Lettuce Tomato!
(, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 9:25, archived)
# Mmmmmmm..... Calorific....
(, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 9:26, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 7:21, archived)
# Hahaha!
Poor R2
*clicks*
(, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 7:51, archived)
# You're completely Hat Stand
Hat Stand Umbrella Bucket
(, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 7:59, archived)
# R2's had a hard life...
(, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 8:22, archived)
#

(, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 9:11, archived)
# phew!
(, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 7:03, archived)
# Rob had been taking these:
(, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 7:04, archived)
# There's never a bad time
for a poke with a stick.
(, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 7:20, archived)
# B3ta was gone for my 8 year candle
Oh well.
(, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 7:27, archived)
# Then you get double cake
It's the rules!
(, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 8:52, archived)
# What did you do during the Great B3ta Down-for-maintainance Day, Uncle Toast?
(, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 8:52, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 7:02, archived)
# :)
(, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 7:03, archived)
#
(, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 5:21, archived)
# DO I GOTTA SHOOT A HO
(, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 5:50, archived)
# Death Row Candle Boy
(, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 6:18, archived)
#
(, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 6:49, archived)
# I need a good wind-up for 1st April for work.
Last year, they had just finished rebranding the uni and made a lot of enemies with their heavy-handedness. They prohibited anyone using the uni logo unless the 'branding style team' had ok'd the content (wtf do a bunch of design graduates know about magnetochemistr?) and forcing their ghastly logo on everything the uni owned.
I sent an email round the office, made out as being from an "Avril P. Oisson" (Avril Poisson being the French April Fool) and changed the email settings so it looked like it was from the branding team, saying that all the people wearing last year's chemsoc shirts had to take them off or go home. Cue a few of the girls in the office threatening to work just in their bras. By lunchtime, it had been forwarded around the department.
One chap got it and wrote a really snotty letter to the head of Chemistry and a few more were going to complain to the Vice-Chancellor of the uni, who had instigated the whole change-over, but thankfully, it never got that far...
I'm just stuck on how to top it this year.
(, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 7:02, archived)
# Take a crack pipe to work
smoke meth at your desk

if anyone says anything, say APRIL FOOL

kick someones desk over and go home
(, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 7:23, archived)
# I'll take it as plan B
(, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 8:20, archived)
# The Non commercial radio station I have been associated with for lo so many years
has done a different April First gag for the last 30 years - it does get difficult!

The best one I produced was Deja Vu - a 24 hour duplication of March 31st.
(, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 9:09, archived)
# Happy Mofahaday!
(, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 6:48, archived)
# candles!
blow them out with the big shooty thing Michael
(, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 7:04, archived)
# You were only supposed to blow the wicks off!
(, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 7:04, archived)
# ^ CANDLES!
(, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 7:57, archived)
# Happy B3taday!
Enjoy.
(, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 8:15, archived)
# he looks kind of
needs a diet!
(, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 8:25, archived)

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