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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 21 Feb 2011, 15:20, archived)

"Man have you just soiled your trousers?"

"Soiled them? I only just BOIGHT them!"

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 15:25, archived)

haha

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 21 Feb 2011, 15:28, archived)

hahahahaha

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 15:59, archived)

Hahaha

(macroscian (1 like), Mon 21 Feb 2011, 16:02, archived)

haha :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 15:26, archived)

Hahahaha...

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Ninj, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 15:33, archived)

(herman:D, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 15:35, archived)

Was better in my head

Can't believe I am first with this?

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studlywonder, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 14:50, archived)

hahahaha

no im glad that it some how came out of your head... WOO perfect facial reaction at the end :D

lol facial.

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FIEND, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 14:53, archived)

lol facial

woopic, btw :)

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 15:03, archived)

Pfffttttttt......

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 15:05, archived)

perhaps because its part of the film?

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 16:00, archived)

Word to the wise: The B3ta dating site is rubbish.

Biggar on my profile.

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 14:47, archived)

o_O

this makes no sense, but is ace :D

B3ta dating - Where fatties,baldies and needy dullards date - Voted #1 by World of Warcrafy users.

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FIEND, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 14:51, archived)

Oi not all of us are fat and bald

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 14:51, archived)

just you then ;)

im not thank god.... i have grey chin hairs at 25 though :(

i was only generalising before ahaha

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FIEND, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 14:54, archived)

31 and I got my first grey hair a couple of weeks ago

so I rushed out and bought a surf board and applied for my motorbike license

Midlife here I come

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 14:56, archived)

I dye my roots grey

quite often; it makes me look refined.

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 15:00, archived)

the girls that lives next to us dies her roots brown

she should leave them blond it matches her umpa lumpa orange skin

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 15:05, archived)

consider yourself lucky.

I have ginger hairs in my beard, and I'm not ginger! I can feel my soul escaping through my beard.

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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 15:04, archived)

I think all beards have a little ginger in them

it's why a lot of people won't trust a man with a beard and no one trusts a woman with a beard

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 15:07, archived)

A face beard not the other beard

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 15:09, archived)

Been grey since 19

Hair dye is the shiznit

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 15:07, archived)

80% of all web dating-sites have at least 7 b3ta memes signed up as members

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 14:51, archived)

^ needs more Roland Emmerich

Actually, hang on - no it doesn't...

:-)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 14:53, archived)

Smug Guy & Stray Pube Girl - FTW!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 14:53, archived)

Haha! I like his left leg most of all :)

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Mon 21 Feb 2011, 15:14, archived)

maybe his leg had just grow

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 15:19, archived)

I admit

I just sort of crayoned that bit...
Then ate the crayon.

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 15:44, archived)

How do I get

me one of those? the lady that is!
Good pins..

(Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 15:20, archived)

Gaz me

I look exactly like her

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 15:38, archived)

With a set of baggy balls?

(Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 15:45, archived)

If you like

It's your money

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 15:56, archived)

ha ha..

(Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 15:58, archived)

That's nice

Totally random but still nice

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Fr_Jerry_McGwier looked over both shoulders at, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 20:55, archived)

When a girl's dreams don't pan out...

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Flash_Bastard, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 14:46, archived)

arf

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 14:48, archived)

hahahahahahahahahahahahaha *clicked*

Women, who needs em ay.

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FIEND, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 14:49, archived)

the smirk on his face is all levels of wrong

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 14:49, archived)

Very good :D

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Mon 21 Feb 2011, 15:14, archived)

haha

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 21 Feb 2011, 15:21, archived)

I'll think you'll find it was a hamster.

or a hampster...

(Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 15:25, archived)

it was definitely Richard Gere

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 21 Feb 2011, 15:29, archived)

Stop this

Tom foolery!

(Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 15:31, archived)

No way could he fit in a Hamper

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 15:36, archived)

It has been reported as both.... but Gerbil is it. Check Snopes.

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Flash_Bastard, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 15:45, archived)

imgur.com/mDW6X

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 15:46, archived)

*whistles*

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Flash_Bastard, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 16:22, archived)

Your mother cooks socks

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Ninj, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 14:39, archived)

hahaha

going for 10p ....

Alright Ninjyshmookums?

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FIEND, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 14:47, archived)

Alreet chap!

You? :D

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Ninj, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 14:57, archived)

yes i am honeybun

I see you're on fire atm with your lovely photoshops :D

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FIEND, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 15:00, archived)

You're too kind sir!

:D:D

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Ninj, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 15:03, archived)

hahaha

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 14:55, archived)

poor old R2D2

(Testicles just for you, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 14:20, archived)

And in Southall, as well...

Poor bugger.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 14:22, archived)

the number plate of the car makes this

woo.

(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 14:22, archived)

BF03 JNK?

I don't get it?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 14:23, archived)

I read it as

"before junk"

(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 14:24, archived)

Silly Wobbly.

Of course you don't - it's not your car.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 14:24, archived)

and the Tax is due in May?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 14:28, archived)

I wouldn't worry about that in Southall.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 14:30, archived)

help me hobo wan..ooh chips!

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 14:25, archived)

*Beeps mournfully*

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 14:26, archived)

aha brill

:D
unrelated image of thw week:

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 14:31, archived)

I'm having a cup of coffee followed by peanut butter and toast. What are you having?

(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 13:46, archived)

Misanthropy with a dressing of ennui, washed down with a cup of apathy and a sigh.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 13:47, archived)

needs mustard

(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 13:49, archived)

Yeah.

It probably does.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 13:52, archived)

A bacon sandwich

and a cup of tea

/mundane monday

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 13:47, archived)

have chips with that

(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 13:49, archived)

Why?

They'd get soggy in the tea!:O

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 14:14, archived)

a roll and egg, slightly salted/ white pepper

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 13:48, archived)

BRAW!

(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 13:50, archived)

Hah, more evidence to throw at a lady at my work who did not believe

Ground white pepper existed. For some reason she only believed in black pepper.

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Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 13:58, archived)

she's a fool

white pepper ftw

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 14:00, archived)

She is, and we brought in a packet to prove our point.

But she's one of those White pepper denialists.

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Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 14:03, archived)

She probably doesn't believe in salad cream either

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fuscous, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 14:04, archived)

I'll ask her, but I don't think it's a general white food thing

because I've seen her eating a milky bar once.

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Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 14:07, archived)

It wasn't so much the colour

My thinking was that while I was growing up, pre-ground white pepper and salad cream were all there were to be had, while on the other side of the tracks, it was just mayonnaise and freshly ground black pepper.

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fuscous, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 14:19, archived)

Salad Cream is an invention of the Devil.

There is simply no contrary position any rational human could possibly adopt to this statement.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 14:10, archived)

The I am not rational.

Is it you who doesn't like battenberg either?

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 14:16, archived)

it has to be LEGAL battenburg

(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 14:20, archived)

Well, it's certainly a crime against food.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 14:21, archived)

I am a Battenburg Denier, yes.

It's down there with Broad Beans and Offal on the Emetic-o-Meter.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 14:21, archived)

it's nice on a doner kebab

oh right I see your point

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 14:17, archived)

You followed the logic through, young Prodge...

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 14:19, archived)

I'm quite partial to a ham sandwich with chinese leaf & salad cream

*dirty secrets*

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 14:25, archived)

I'm nearly tempted to take back what I said about your Thai soup.

;-)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 14:26, archived)

I'm probably having cheap domino's meatlovers pizza in about 12 hours.

But maybe not as I have to go collect crappy uni society teeshirts :S

although, today I was cannibalistic.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 21 Feb 2011, 13:48, archived)

leftover pizza is ace

(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 13:50, archived)

It won't be left over though, I'll buy it fresh.

Well as fresh as domino's is.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 21 Feb 2011, 13:51, archived)

Ham rolls with tomato crisps

... am I on /talk?

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Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 13:51, archived)

definitely needs mustard

I don't know, are you on /talk?

(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 13:51, archived)

I don't know anything anymore dearie

Except I know I'm not on my medication... I think?

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Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 13:54, archived)

Are you on talk?

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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 21 Feb 2011, 13:53, archived)

are you on /talk?

I know I am.

(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 13:53, archived)

I don't think I am,

although I do appear to be saying quite a bit.

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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 21 Feb 2011, 13:56, archived)

I feel like that would work in an advert

sorta like "Up your Viva!"
but instead "Are you on Talk!?"

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Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 13:55, archived)

Chips!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 21 Feb 2011, 13:51, archived)

Have chips with that.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 21 Feb 2011, 13:52, archived)

a correct response

(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 13:52, archived)

Cheese on toast with bacon on top

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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 21 Feb 2011, 13:51, archived)

I approve

(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 13:52, archived)

*Informs Gutwatchers*

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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 21 Feb 2011, 13:55, archived)

Top tip for cheese on toats with bacons:

Get some garlic and rub it all over a shallow baking pan. Put bacons all over the pan. Put some thick crusty bread on top of the bacons. Pour white wine all over this, until the bread is nice and damp, but not completely soggy. Then put some cheese like Gruyère over the top and put in a hot oven until the bacon is cooked.

I'd have a tv show, but my boobs are too small.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 21 Feb 2011, 13:55, archived)

Borrow mine.

They are rather large and I don't have much use for them, being a bloke.

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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 21 Feb 2011, 13:58, archived)

Thanks, I'll be entertained for hours.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 21 Feb 2011, 13:59, archived)

Monday tastes of cold sick and shattered dreams.

Other than that, a ham butty, salt and vinegar crisps and an apple, a nectarine and a satsuma.

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Smallbrainfield, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 13:54, archived)

excellent fruiting, there

(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 13:56, archived)

Deciding against the Pasta I had planned.

(Forbes failed to turn up) I, instead, had a Red Penang Chicken Curry from Exmouth market. And very nice it is too.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 13:54, archived)

*takes notes*

(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 13:56, archived)

Homemade butternut squash soup

made with chilli, ginger, lemongrass and coconut milk.
And some seedy bread. Filthy, in fact.

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 13:59, archived)

Bleedin' Hell!

I am liking the sound of that.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 14:03, archived)

I made it on Friday so the flavours are all good today

There's garlic in it too, but I'm not sure it needed it.
But I put garlic in everything!

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 14:09, archived)

And you are right to do so.

*votes for this*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 14:11, archived)

good lord!

I think this may call for

(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 14:06, archived)

*Throws ham rolls in the bin*

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Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 14:09, archived)

Cor!

It's really easy to make but still a bit of a crowd pleaser.

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 14:11, archived)

Slices of last night's roast chicken

with home-made lime, honey, 2 mustard, and basil dressing. Served in lightly toasted ciabatta and washed down with a mug of assam tea.

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Puromycin is still licking windows, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 14:00, archived)

well mustarded

(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 14:06, archived)

home made caramel fudge

nom

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 14:03, archived)

needs more fudge

(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 14:07, archived)

Ham & tomato on a poppy seed torpedo

Salt and vinegar crisps
Two pints of Samuel Smith's Alpine lager

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 14:05, archived)

mm, Sam Smiths

(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 14:07, archived)

Cheese and tomato sandwich and a pint of semi-skilled milt

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 14:09, archived)

Mom I'd like to...?

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 14:11, archived)

this has taken me a full 10 minutes to understand

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 14:21, archived)

I love milt

(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 14:12, archived)

you and your milt

I'm suprised your wokmates don't complain.

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 14:12, archived)

They know what'll happen if they do...

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 14:17, archived)

Milt?

as in fish sex wee?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 14:19, archived)

Milt is as milt does.

At least I've given up the full-fact milt

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 14:22, archived)

Naaa

I reckon that you have you have a pint of semi skimmed fish sperm. :P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 14:25, archived)

lovely lovely milt

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 14:39, archived)

*whizzez*

(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 14:43, archived)

Homemade stew and dumplings!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 14:15, archived)

Hooray for DTH!

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Well, not quite Will be nice for food, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 14:16, archived)

fizzy wine and a cream cake

honestly :D

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 14:17, archived)

That should've been the lunch of the day!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 14:20, archived)

it really should

but too late!

(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 14:24, archived)

You're already celebrating, aren't you?

:-)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 14:23, archived)

hell yes, home now, feet up, pondering the next move

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 14:27, archived)

crack one off

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 15:10, archived)

that's an /ac reply

if ever I saw one...

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 16:11, archived)

pork pie

cham sanwich

spicy chicken mccoys

ginger beer

followed by my dog eating the in-laws new carpet.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 15:09, archived)

Top fact!

I had a baguette with baked beans and a banana.

I call it a "Forbes" lunch.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 16:14, archived)

Three molehills and half a mountain

grandfatherclocks Dave
NO KERAZZEY SALAD and a dorty grett burger! followed by fruit salad and two npears

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 16:18, archived)

Robots an ting an ting innit:

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 13:42, archived)

Is it robot Monday?

I hope so!

And woo!

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 13:45, archived)

It's always Robot Monday!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 13:47, archived)

hurrah :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 13:46, archived)

Robots

Best of all the sex toys

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 13:56, archived)

I am aware of Robots in this image.

And this pleases me greatly, being a fan of matters Robotic and all.
So, in pretty much every sense of the term 'I Like This' would seem an appropriate summation of my overall karmic state currently.
In other news, it has become clear there appears to be a HTML rendered checkbox that allows me to register my contentedness with the emotional arena I am inhabiting, I shall avail myself of it's clickyness with all speed.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 13:51, archived)

Huzzah!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 13:56, archived)

Tis good fine sir

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 13:58, archived)

Is it robot rain in the background or a brushed metal effect?

If the former, why is it always raining in your pictures? (I suspect it's because it gives the image a pleasing texture, but I'm just guessing).

It's also rather Woo, with a side helping of Yay!

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Smallbrainfield, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 13:58, archived)

It's meant to be a brushed metallic effect.

I was going to put in some rain, but thought that would be cruel, as they'd rust.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 14:01, archived)

I've always maintained that Anthony Gormley

was an evil man. Leaving that statue of Icarus outside of Newcastle like that, all out in the open.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 14:07, archived)

Maximillian?

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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 13:59, archived)

Hahahahaha

Not deliberately!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 14:04, archived)

It's been ages since I posted anything

sorry -

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Tabazan - Stoneage Dinosaur, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 13:23, archived)

Awww, ze happy kitteh, who wants a cud- OH FUCK!

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 21 Feb 2011, 13:24, archived)

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inexpressible started a joke on, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 13:26, archived)

I know that kitty!

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 13:29, archived)

Oh nos! We have made the animals angry

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 13:38, archived)

Send it to a Furry convention

"It's Furry Teim!"

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Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 13:53, archived)

Aww - teefs

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El Cid ...wing attack plan R..., Mon 21 Feb 2011, 13:33, archived)

He can never get those things right.

my gallery

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monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 13:20, archived)

Excellent!

*clicks*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 13:21, archived)

I'm RISing, but it's also infuriating me that he can't get it right

(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 13:21, archived)

It's like watching a tortoise on it's back in the sun

and not being able to turn it over

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fuscous, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 13:26, archived)

there's good eating on one of those

(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 13:28, archived)

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY MOTHER

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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 21:39, archived)

Tortoise?

What's that?

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brown-wings Made with three kinds of butter, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 9:06, archived)

Blade Runner:)

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 13:32, archived)

doh!

(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 13:32, archived)

Hahahaha....

But just thinking about that film makes me sle...zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz (cont p.94)

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 13:24, archived)

Wake up! Time to die!

sorry - I know it too well...

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El Cid ...wing attack plan R..., Mon 21 Feb 2011, 13:33, archived)

haha very good

clickindis

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 13:24, archived)

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 21 Feb 2011, 13:25, archived)

hahaha

best thing in ages, deserves a....

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 13:27, archived)

Ohh and user name too - good stuff =)

(macroscian (1 like), Mon 21 Feb 2011, 13:40, archived)

haha. excellent!

(MrKane 01234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 13:29, archived)

Arf!

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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 13:30, archived)

Lovely

(macroscian (1 like), Mon 21 Feb 2011, 13:31, archived)

Ha ha

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El Cid ...wing attack plan R..., Mon 21 Feb 2011, 13:33, archived)

Oh Bravo!

*applauds*

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bennyhillslovechild, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 13:36, archived)

ha, yes!

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pzyko Query failed., Mon 21 Feb 2011, 14:28, archived)

hahaha

Magnificent.

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Christian's Bolt and Ski, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 16:50, archived)

Very good, excellent.

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Varmint, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 20:55, archived)

Oh yes !

Good stuff

(mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 22:35, archived)

Voight-Kampff lite

seriously... this is the best thing posted on b3ta in a long time :)

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mamilla_sarsum um... a vial is enough, no jam-jars please, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 22:37, archived)

^ THIS

I mean, I logged in after at least a year or something to show my appreciation for it.

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azerty, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 23:06, archived)

That took me from when i got in at work at 8 this morning

Till 2 pm this afternoon.

Excellent work.

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jakedamusss I understand, and dont care., Tue 22 Feb 2011, 3:53, archived)

I love this movie.

(Avnas dosh!, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 6:35, archived)

very good indeed

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oCo, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 6:42, archived)

Geeeeeniiiuusss!

Massive, massive woo!

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DrPrunesquallor is determined to post more as of, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 9:08, archived)

that

is very, very, very good.

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izb posting occasional messages since 2001, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 9:17, archived)

I want

more life, Silly...

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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 22:09, archived)

Monkeon is the emperor

And he appears to have lost his clothes.

Again.

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Jago Laurens, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 0:30, archived)

beep beep boop!

(MrKane 01234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 13:11, archived)

unemployed, much?

woo, robots!

(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 13:12, archived)

WOO. ROBOTS.

I think I may have to do my robot impression this evening for Mrs V - it involves making my limbs move in jerky motions and saying "I. AM. A. ROBOT." in a forced, whining monotone.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 13:13, archived)

So, pretty much like every other

evening, then?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 13:14, archived)

Yeah pretty much.

Just with more WD40, that's all.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 13:33, archived)

I like this.

And I like that other thing you sent me. Very much. Had any luck getting it sorted as yet?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 13:13, archived)

the clinic have yet to reply

(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 13:14, archived)

Ah, but

Randall Andre Milligan (born November 27, 1961 in San Diego, California) is a former first baseman in Major League Baseball who played from 1987-1994. He is currently a scout with the Baltimore Orioles. Milligan is nicknamed "Moose".

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 13:15, archived)

excellent factage

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 21 Feb 2011, 13:18, archived)

I beep

like this. Boop.

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 13:17, archived)

May I offer you some Punch Cards to nibble on?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 13:19, archived)

Om nom nom

Beep beep burp!

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 13:21, archived)

DOES NOT COMPUTE.

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 21 Feb 2011, 13:26, archived)

Check mate.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 13:17, archived)

cheekybot

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inexpressible started a joke on, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 13:25, archived)

MECHANICAL BUTTCRACK

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 13:27, archived)

fuck yeah

(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 13:29, archived)

Yay

If only all traffic lights were like this.

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El Cid ...wing attack plan R..., Mon 21 Feb 2011, 13:34, archived)

I had to get this out of my head

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 13:04, archived)

Paul McCartney is looking a bit grey

(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 13:05, archived)

maybe his accidentally?

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 13:05, archived)

from being a dog?

(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 13:06, archived)

so gonna to

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 21 Feb 2011, 13:07, archived)

his leg, maybe it had just grow?

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 13:07, archived)

how is babby formed?

(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 13:10, archived)

You obv ill advised to comment

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 13:19, archived)

'noon

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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 21 Feb 2011, 13:08, archived)

arf

splendid, Cap'n

(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 13:08, archived)

ha!

poor jeremy

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 13:11, archived)

^ This

and this

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 13:12, archived)

FUCK

(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 13:13, archived)

Equus!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 13:20, archived)

HAHAFUCK!

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 13:22, archived)

Beautiful.

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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 21 Feb 2011, 14:10, archived)

Hehehehe git

Although I was slightly dubious as it was a link in a thread about hossies.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 14:23, archived)

hahaha

cunt

(herman:D, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 15:43, archived)

hahahahaha

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 13:31, archived)

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Elvis impersonator, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 12:59, archived)

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 21 Feb 2011, 13:03, archived)

01101100 01101111 01101100

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Ttssattsr, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 13:03, archived)

Bill Gates is the pope?

(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 13:03, archived)

ms office

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 13:09, archived)

*highly approves*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 13:13, archived)

01010000 01001101 01010011 01001100

(confused coyote is still searching for canned Road Runner since, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 14:29, archived)

PMSL?

(jair, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 22:17, archived)

smashing

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monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 16:29, archived)

Fucking nicely done.

And you do it so well.

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Christian's Bolt and Ski, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 21:34, archived)

Oh I friggin love this

I really do

(BleuNoir, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 0:09, archived)

How to spot a royalty free movie

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sinisterduck, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 12:54, archived)

I'm RIS like a mofo on d'low

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 12:55, archived)

fo' sho'

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 12:56, archived)

fo shizzle ma nizzle

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 12:57, archived)

what if those cats are royal cats

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Shada, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 12:57, archived)

what if those cats are royal cats

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Ttssattsr, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 12:59, archived)

oh.... jesus

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 13:05, archived)

no, that's the Queen

do keep up, Discomeats!

(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 13:11, archived)

He always wanted to be a pilot!

(psylocyber 'shopping your mom...., Mon 21 Feb 2011, 12:50, archived)

needs more Hulk

(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 12:51, archived)

I quite enjoyed The Book Of Eli

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 12:52, archived)

really liked that film :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 12:53, archived)

Me Too

(psylocyber 'shopping your mom...., Mon 21 Feb 2011, 12:54, archived)

So he WAS blind, right?

I'm a bit thick, I didn't quite get it first time through.

(Lister of Smeg No talking. No smoking. Follow the orange line, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 12:54, archived)

spoilers you cunt

/ac

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 12:58, archived)

Darth vader is lukes father

Aragon is the true king of the men
dumbledore dies on page 596
Trinity dies
at the end of Watership down Death comes for Hazel
Clark Kent is superman
Bruce Wayne is Batman
/Spoliers

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 13:05, archived)

I'm Spartacus

(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 13:06, archived)

yeah he is

Crucify him

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 13:08, archived)

I can't help feeling that's a little harsh

(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 13:09, archived)

Well I wouldn't stand up with the rest

screw that, point the finger and let Sparticus die

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 13:10, archived)

Bruce Willis is dead.

Harry Lime is still alive, but gets shot at the end.
Sergeant Trotter did it.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 21 Feb 2011, 13:10, archived)

Kevin Spacey is Keyser Soze

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 13:11, archived)

haha @ this thread^

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 13:50, archived)

The chick in the crying game has a man cock. And you fookin' see it and everything. Thank Fook she didn't a stiffie or I would hav chucked all over the fooking cinema.

(gijoel, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 15:30, archived)

Not only was he handy with the steel, but he also flew back in time.

God was right about this guy.

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Captain Howdy, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 12:54, archived)

Tropfest WINNER!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=vxiSP_ch_oI

Surely a B3tan!

(rustymail resourcing sauces since:, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 12:26, archived)

/links

(macroscian (1 like), Mon 21 Feb 2011, 12:26, archived)

oh fuck

edit: 3 YEARS!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 21 Feb 2011, 12:27, archived)

you're doing it wrong

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inexpressible started a joke on, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 12:28, archived)

this is great...well done you're doing it right

^ this is why links should stay on /links you fucking tools. :)xx

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 12:28, archived)

Ha!

I'm in gaytime, thought you'd like to watch it with your weeties!

(rustymail resourcing sauces since:, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 12:44, archived)

From the FAQ

'If you want to discuss a link, the best place to do so would be the links board.'
And WTF are weeties?

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 12:47, archived)

he's in gaytime

weeties are like Beatties, but smaller. With a tiny paper hat and moustache.

(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 12:49, archived)

like cornflakes but made of wheat.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 21 Feb 2011, 12:56, archived)

Think harder, next time.

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Captain Howdy, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 12:50, archived)

what the fuck are you on about

congratulations you made yourself look a little bit more retarded

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 12:54, archived)

We don't need your input. The guy is nice enough, and certainly doesn't benefit from your tedious "put downs".

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Ttssattsr, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 12:59, archived)

I assume from the We you are now referring to yourself in multiples?

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 13:07, archived)

And there's a badger!

Try a little peace Sir.

Other people post links here. *Points above*

(rustymail resourcing sauces since:, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 13:27, archived)

Not in a new thread

which pushes someone's actual work off the board

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 14:04, archived)

Well

It is an International Award

(rustymail resourcing sauces since:, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 14:41, archived)

Tropfest Short Film Festival

Celebrate what this young animator has achieved, and enjoy his work and enjoy your life

(rustymail resourcing sauces since:, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 14:51, archived)

caught prodigitus much?

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 13:07, archived)

I like this

(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 12:29, archived)

To fuck with you squire

and don't forget to get the aids

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 12:29, archived)

Christmas will never be the same again.

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 12:31, archived)

/links is that way

*points*

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Puromycin is still licking windows, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 12:31, archived)

Bastards

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Ninj, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 12:32, archived)

haha, excellent :D

*clicks*

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inexpressible started a joke on, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 12:35, archived)

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Ninj, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 12:40, archived)

Haha

That made me laugh!

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Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 1:13, archived)

MR HOPPPPEEEEEE!

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 21 Feb 2011, 12:35, archived)

Haha!

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 12:44, archived)

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 12:33, archived)

Disco-disco-disco MEATS

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 21 Feb 2011, 12:52, archived)

Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 12:34, archived)

you're surely not one

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 12:34, archived)

Now that chap below, he at least made his and dropped a picture into, so no harm, no foul.

I'd draw a picture fairly quick to save this situation.

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 21 Feb 2011, 12:34, archived)

I'm off out

to look for some cats to wank off.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 12:37, archived)

Has the weekends maintenance turned the Main Board into Links?

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@><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 12:41, archived)

Hamtoucher.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 12:41, archived)

And, once again, this hasn't ended well.

You may wish to utilise /links?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 12:46, archived)

Give me a 'T'

Give me a 'W'
Give me a 'A'
Give me a 'T'

and what do you get.... FAQ!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 12:46, archived)

The sad thing is that this is already on /links.

A fact you'd have discovered for yourself, if you'd actually bothered to try and put this on the right board in the first place.

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Captain Howdy, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 12:47, archived)

worst thing to win tropfest.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 21 Feb 2011, 12:50, archived)

yay! I'm unwanted. Any suggestions for what to leave as the wallpaper on my work PC?

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 12:24, archived)

a smeared cat turd?

why not wanted?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 21 Feb 2011, 12:25, archived)

gay porn

edit: unwanted? fuck 'em.

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inexpressible started a joke on, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 12:26, archived)

obvious goatse opportunity

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 12:26, archived)

^this

with a nice toap telling everyone to get to fuck

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 12:32, archived)

Bummer.

Both an expression of sympathy and a suggestion for the wallpaper.

Right. Meeting tiems!

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 12:26, archived)

aaaw....how about what's left of your dignity

they then might actually hire you again

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 12:27, archived)

I'm quite up beat about it

it worked out well last time it happened to me, fingers crossed for a good eventual result this time. No point being negative about the world :)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 12:29, archived)

yea lucky for some

good luck :)

[edit] ooh take a screen grab of your whole pc descktop...
clear the desktop of all the stuff on it,
then set that as the wallpaper.

it'll confuse the fuck out of them why the folders won't open.

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 12:31, archived)

and install the BSOD screensaver

technet.microsoft.com/en-us/sysinternals/bb897558

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 12:34, archived)

one step further, but I like your thinking :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 12:36, archived)

I had it on my works machine

had a day off and came back to a new win 7 install and CS5
I was well impressed

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 12:38, archived)

arf! :D

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 12:39, archived)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 12:36, archived)

for extra fun, you can flip the image

or just add a wonderful cryptic error message on the wallpaper too

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 21 Feb 2011, 12:37, archived)

Or have half of the icons real...

... and half as part of the wallpaper.

How come Word works but Outlook doesn't? ... etc.

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Ugi , it's a game of give and cake, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 14:57, archived)

I once did this to a colleague...

I screen grabbed his screen, then shopped this Fatal Error message in the middle and set it as his wall paper.

This had him and our IT monkey going for ages!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 13:00, archived)

I envisage my future

involving a rather nice redundancy too - sometime in 2012 I think - 8 years service by then - (£)_(£)

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 21 Feb 2011, 12:31, archived)

delete all your emails

and leave this picture

(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 12:28, archived)

yes, do it

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 12:34, archived)

Sorry to hear that :(

Hope something comes along soon.
In the meantime I was looking for suitable wallpaper and typed "massive turd" into google with safesearch off. I wish I hadn't.

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Puromycin is still licking windows, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 12:28, archived)

sorry about that

my brother massive, he's a bit special...

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 12:58, archived)

1/ Buy most horrific paisley wallpaper
2/ Glue to PC monitor
3/ Get a better job
4/ You know what goes here

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 12:28, archived)

Accidentally leaving a tiny virus is proper

(macroscian (1 like), Mon 21 Feb 2011, 12:31, archived)

Sorry to hear that, I myself am staring redundancy in the face

And that face looks like Edward James Olmos. It's not pretty and you can't argue with it.

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 12:33, archived)

leave on the monitor?

just leave with the monitor :D

sorry to hear the bad news btw

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 12:36, archived)

NSFW!

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 12:41, archived)

Also:

;(

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 12:42, archived)

A big ol' gimpfest, featuring the 'shopped head of your boss.

Maybe add the words "He'll do it to you, too!"

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Captain Howdy, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 12:43, archived)

a screen capture of your desktop with goatse as the wallpaper

then hide all the icons and toolbars

edit: ah, similar to this www.b3ta.com/board/10342854

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An Egg ,D, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 12:50, archived)

um, kill everyone?

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 12:52, archived)

Leave a blank blue wallpaper

of some critical Windows error message :)

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 12:53, archived)

or this

www.ubuntugeek.com/how-to-make-windows-look-like-ubuntu.html

if you have the time.

Edit: Equally, I'm sure that with a little googling you could make it look like windows 3.something

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An Egg ,D, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 13:00, archived)

Just rape the start-up files. Destroy boot.ini.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 13:02, archived)

reboot it and set a password in the bios.

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An Egg ,D, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 13:15, archived)

or something like this (then remove the icons and toolbars)

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An Egg ,D, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 13:32, archived)

'nings

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Puromycin is still licking windows, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 12:08, archived)

SPAMMER!

YOU CLEARLY MADE THIS IMAGE YOURSELF AND ARE NOW SELF PROMOTING IT HERE!!!!

oh no, wait a minute.... This is OK?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 21 Feb 2011, 12:10, archived)

^ what she said

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 12:10, archived)

I've often wondered about the fact that when BBC radio stations/TV shows play music

they are in fact advertising and promoting individuals and bands in such a way that they gain financially

So essentially we pay our licence fee (shut up Manley!*) in order to help make pop stars rich

Is this right?

*:D

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 21 Feb 2011, 12:13, archived)

pop stars and bbc execs

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 12:25, archived)

but they deserve it. Especially that nice Mr Moyles and that incredibly interesting Miss Cotton

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 21 Feb 2011, 12:27, archived)

Oh, sorry!

I'm new here. Maybe I should have read the rules (fuqs?). I suppose I'd better delete this thread...
edit: could someone explain how to delete a thread - I'm new here and I don't want to do it wrong

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Puromycin is still licking windows, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 12:15, archived)

yes

then ignore anyone who criticises you ;D

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 21 Feb 2011, 12:16, archived)

down with this sort of thing

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 12:11, archived)

Careful now!

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Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 12:12, archived)

There's a guy I pass every morning who has a sort of grey tracky top

when he has it zipped up he looks just like Anakin from the end of ROTJ when Luke takes his mask off

it's quite unnerving

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 12:12, archived)

ask him to show you his saber

see what happens

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 21 Feb 2011, 12:13, archived)

hahahaha

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inexpressible started a joke on, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 12:25, archived)

Take his photo

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 12:14, archived)

Sounds horrific

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 12:16, archived)

Pfffft

Darth Vaser

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 12:19, archived)

pffh :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 12:21, archived)

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Ninj, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 12:19, archived)

I love that

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 21 Feb 2011, 12:20, archived)

ooooh :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 12:21, archived)

Nice!

(macroscian (1 like), Mon 21 Feb 2011, 12:27, archived)

Very nicely!

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 12:32, archived)

You must be well chuffed with this.

Choo!
Yay!

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Captain Howdy, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 12:53, archived)

Hahahaha...

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Ninj, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 12:56, archived)

(Testicles just for you, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 13:31, archived)

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