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[challenge entry] extreme kitty science
(, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 10:54, archived)
# would
(, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 10:56, archived)
# Nice!
I thought of doing that, cunt be bothered tho.
(, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 10:57, archived)
# IT'S ALIVE!
(, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 10:58, archived)
[challenge entry] Woah....
NWOT



Apologies for ICHC-ness
(, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 10:58, archived)
# Hahahaha!
I didn't notice the poo for a while... and was confused.
:D


(, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 11:06, archived)
# hahaha
I CAN HAZ COMPO NOW
(, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 11:21, archived)
# Crikey!
:D

(, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 10:59, archived)
[challenge entry] dr suess
(, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 10:29, archived)
[challenge entry] Pearoast!
(, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 10:30, archived)
# :(
Poor Poesje!
(, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 10:35, archived)
#
HE MESSED WITH SCIENCE!!
(, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 10:36, archived)
# YEAH!
The little shit.
(, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 10:42, archived)
# An unnecessarily ad hominem attack, I feel.
*pokes with a stick*
(, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 10:53, archived)
# *bonks with a balloon*
(, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 10:56, archived)
# Great stuff!
:D

(, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 11:08, archived)
[challenge entry] "When her dog bit two kids in a Windsor park"


I've now combined this with the preceding line. See here (for .fla and video link): http://www.b3ta.com/board/10350223
(, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 10:09, archived)
# lovely motion!
(, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 10:14, archived)
# SQUIDDLES!
One for the Wesley Snipes? Princess Anne Win's 'er!

Hope you're well matey!


(, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 10:16, archived)
# Dave! How the hell are you?
I've got Barbara Windsor, for what it's worth.
(, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 10:17, archived)
# Hahahaha! 'course!
how about . . .



(, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 10:19, archived)
# Haha
ace!
(, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 10:21, archived)
# Hahaha!
Woo!
(, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 11:31, archived)
# reminds me of the old Charlie says advert
(, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 10:17, archived)
# ^this!
I was trying to think what it was.... the guy at the beginning is very South Park too don't ya think?
Woo!
(, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 10:21, archived)
# yeah I see it now :D
(, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 10:34, archived)
# This is lovely.
:D

(, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 10:58, archived)
# Haha
Awesome!
(, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 17:19, archived)
[challenge entry] They've done their best bless em
(, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 10:07, archived)
# Hahahaha...
Sterling stuff Griffy!

*Click*

:d
(, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 10:07, archived)
# meh - I merely stand on the shoulders of giants
they don't like it very much
(, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 10:08, archived)
# You should have wiped your feet.
(, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 10:40, archived)
# this is true
I had just stepped in cat shit
(, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 10:41, archived)
# I'm thoroughly enjoying this compo.
(, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 10:08, archived)
# it's better than I expected
(, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 10:08, archived)
# Hehehe :o)
EDIT let's just get this lot over with shall we?















*breathes*
(, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 10:10, archived)
# hahaha!
I used a Tardis manual as a template - was that yours?
(, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 10:16, archived)
# No there was someone else - forget who - did a whole load of Doctor Who ones - Tardis, Sonic Screwdriver, Dalek I think.
I was a bit of a one-man bandwagon on these a couple of years back.

Still secretly quite proud of them :o)
(, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 10:19, archived)
# you should be :)
(, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 10:20, archived)
# Some deeply geeky research went into these.
I remember trawling Wookiepedia to get accurate operational dates for the TIE fighter and AT-AT...
(, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 10:23, archived)
# OK, maybe not 'proud' ;D
(, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 10:42, archived)
# at the risk of something
(, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 10:26, archived)
# The Cobra Mk III one is wonderful.
Yay for Elite!
(, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 10:39, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 10:44, archived)
# *applauds*
(, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 10:55, archived)
# And this!
(, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 12:05, archived)
# This!
(, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 12:05, archived)
# very woosome
have some starwars matchbook covers
here
(, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 11:52, archived)
# Fab!
(, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 12:04, archived)
# Hahaha!
Woo!


(, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 10:20, archived)
# Bwahahaha!
*clicks*
(, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 10:35, archived)
# Sniff and bury!
At least they could try to bury it properly....
(, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 11:01, archived)
# Haha
*clicks*
*reads corner* hope the rebuild went okay.
(, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 11:31, archived)
#
(, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 10:00, archived)
# haha
(, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 10:02, archived)
# See Spot kill.
(, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 10:03, archived)
[challenge entry] Sir Arthur Tibbles 1898
(, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 9:55, archived)
# I say!
Would mind passing some of those delicious mouse heads? Binky brought them back from the Hindu Kush, after his last tour, they're awfully spicy.
(, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 9:57, archived)
# I'll say!
Popped one in my mouth only an hour ago, and I still feel like I've rather been at the catnip too soon!
(, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 9:58, archived)
# :D
\O/
(, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 10:08, archived)
# Sterling effort.
(, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 10:02, archived)
# this is briliant
bit quiet, what?
(, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 10:06, archived)
# Rather, what what!
:)
(, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 10:07, archived)
# Sssshhh... You'll wake everyone up.
(, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 10:09, archived)
# Too late for the compo but have it anyway.

(, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 9:54, archived)
# She's feeling bloated
Some pro-flavinoid compound with Vitamin B complex would sort that out.
(, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 9:56, archived)
# Or a coathanger.
(, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 9:57, archived)
# Pfffft.
(, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 9:57, archived)
# Kapow!
(, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 10:02, archived)
# hahah
(, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 10:15, archived)
# erm . . .



(, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 9:30, archived)
# Hahaha dear god
It's Ken Dodd!
(, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 9:31, archived)
# haha! yes!
(, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 9:32, archived)
# oh god
reminds me of something from the thing

www.youtube.com/watch?v=TevQS4qgE_Q
(, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 9:32, archived)
# AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
cannot unsee.
*sits in corner rocking*
(, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 9:33, archived)
# DO DO CHHHH DO DO CHHH
WE WILL WE WILL ROCK YOU
(, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 9:34, archived)
# I liked it when Queen covered that.
(, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 9:47, archived)
# With Prince Phillip on lead guitar
(, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 9:50, archived)
# Wow!
A guitar made of lead would be really heavy . . .


(, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 9:50, archived)
# That's where "heavy metal" came from
Duh.
(, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 9:51, archived)
# It all seems so logical now you put it like that . . .


(, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 9:53, archived)
# The Heaviest of Metal bands
(, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 9:51, archived)
# AWESOME!
(, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 10:15, archived)
# Heavy Metal becomes ridiculous very, very quickly.
Hence Spinal Tap.

Anyone who takes it seriously is either 14 or a complete dick.
(, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 10:24, archived)
# hahaha
ken dodd was my first thought too.
(, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 9:33, archived)
# O_O
(, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 9:34, archived)
# I've stunned him! Just as 'ee was waking up!


(, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 9:37, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 9:35, archived)
# haha
(, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 9:37, archived)
# hahahaha
what a happy chappy
(, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 9:46, archived)
# "Will I...
A. Die as a Martyr
B. Flee to Venezuela
C. Reliquish Power peacefully
D. Turn up some months later found in a small hole wearing a Father Christmas beard"

(, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 9:47, archived)
# E: Flee to Japan and be known as
Chris "Rack of" Tarrant C]:0D


(, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 9:50, archived)
# Ye Gods!
(, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 9:58, archived)
# Unsettling.
(, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 10:10, archived)
# Hahahaaha WTF
:D
(, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 19:41, archived)
[challenge entry] Kittys doing Scientology
(, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 9:25, archived)
# *hands over £20,000 for administration fees*
(, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 9:26, archived)
# I will accept your cash to help build a spaceship to fly us to alfa centuri
(, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 9:27, archived)
# I would perfer a trip to b3ta centuri they have more Kittens and Vikings.
(, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 9:49, archived)
# you are now level 3

god is a giant space squid
(, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 9:28, archived)
# *relinquishes personality*
(, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 9:31, archived)
[challenge entry] Morning! Have a pea :D
Not quite science but he did science to get his job: it's Dentist Cat!!

(, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 9:32, archived)
# 8D
(, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 10:12, archived)
# Don't hit me again, kitty overlord
I'm sorry, I'll remortgage my house for third time, I promise :(
(, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 16:23, archived)
# For when the Zombies attack
(, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 9:19, archived)
# * Steels idea
* Patents
* Profits
(, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 9:21, archived)
# it's already stolen
(, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 9:23, archived)
# Tineye likes this
(, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 9:22, archived)
# This was actually a real invention from a girl afraid of the dark
who was on that reality design programme for that French designer ... someone so famous I can't remember his name.
(, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 9:26, archived)
# Jean-Marie le Pen
(, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 9:28, archived)
# No, he was the founder of Paper-Mate.
/consider my coat to have already been well and truly gotten.
(, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 10:04, archived)
# the girl's name is james mcadam :)
(, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 10:07, archived)
# 4 years, 2 months and 7 days
I assume you know where /links is located
(, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 9:26, archived)
# Oh yeah, perfect!
perfect!You hear zombies!

You wake up!

You deftly detach the shield table top neatly dropping your glasses on the floor and spilling a glass of water on your paperback but never mind that ZOMBIES!

You unscrew the table leg ready to swat some putrifying neighbours and then . . .

YEEEEEEE-OOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWCH! as you stand on the screw thread left by the table leg The pain being much worse than anything zombies could inflict . . .

Having said that . . . Woo!

EDIT: Having said that . . . you bloody thief! *weary sigh*


(, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 9:28, archived)
# Zombies are the crappest adversaries ever.
Defence? "Walk away quickly".

In 28 Days Later they were NOT zombies.
(, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 9:48, archived)
# In the Dawn of the Dead remake they were bloody fast though
(, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 9:51, archived)
# And still shit.
(, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 9:59, archived)
# haha I like how you clarify that in 28 Days Later that they were NOT Zombies
like there is a difference between the living dead, evil, virus infected, sunlight-hating beings. ;)
(, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 10:02, archived)
# Yes. Yes there is, and it's VERY important!
(, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 10:25, archived)
# If you are infected by a zombie you become a zombie hence it's a virus
and not exclusively the dead coming to life. ;)
(, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 10:27, archived)
# BOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRINNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGG!
(, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 10:34, archived)
# HEY GUYS I FOUND A PIKCHUR ON THE INTERNET
(, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 9:28, archived)
# QUICK TELL B3TA
(, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 9:28, archived)
# TBH I have the impression if they do posts like that
it questions the authenticity or originality of their recent fp.
(, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 9:40, archived)
# not saying anything
(, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 9:45, archived)
# someone has similar idea to someone else on internet shocker
(, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 9:51, archived)
# READ MORE ON PAGE 6
(, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 10:04, archived)
# how about posting something YOU made?
(, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 9:30, archived)
# There is a flaw to your plan though

*Pulls table apart*
*dons shield*
*wields bat*
*skewers foot on spike metal now protruding from floor*
*gets zombified*

juicy brained ningles all.
(, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 9:31, archived)
# Are you glad I let you go first?:P
(, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 10:05, archived)
# Dear Mr Coyote,
If you're confused, READ THE FUCKING FAQ!
(, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 9:31, archived)
# ^
(, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 9:36, archived)
# ^ I actually own that shirt
Dammit
(, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 9:56, archived)
# +glasses+book+wallpaper+posters+lampshade+R2D2+erection
(, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 10:08, archived)
# Quit being a wanker.
(, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 9:44, archived)
# Nope.
(, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 10:00, archived)
# pfffft
love these!
(, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 10:17, archived)
#
Looks like something from an old Reeves and Mortimer show. I like!
(, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 11:43, archived)
[challenge entry] Kittenheimer: I iz bcum def, teh distroya uv worldz
(, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 9:11, archived)
# Unexpected explosions!
(, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 9:12, archived)
# haha nice!
(, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 9:24, archived)
# :O
(, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 9:32, archived)
# Shiva.
(, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 9:47, archived)
# Love it :o)
(, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 9:58, archived)
# brill
(, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 12:36, archived)
[challenge entry] MINORITEH RAPORT I HAZ IT
(, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 8:47, archived)
[challenge entry] OMG U BROK TEH INTARNETZ
(, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 8:54, archived)
[challenge entry] I HAS SENTRIFOOGL FORSS
(, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 8:55, archived)
[challenge entry] I HAS TEH LAZORS

(, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 8:56, archived)
[challenge entry] LOL ME TOO
(, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 8:56, archived)
[challenge entry] OMG HALP
(, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 8:58, archived)
[challenge entry] FIRE FUTON TOPEDOZ
(, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 9:00, archived)
# LOL ME THREE
(, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 9:07, archived)
# Ha-ha!
(, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 9:05, archived)
# Correction: I HAS SENTRIPETIL FORSS
(, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 19:17, archived)
[challenge entry] Could you please make that a little more blured?
EDIT: Also have a pea for the shite compo (I wanted Drunk Big Cats (with tits))

(, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 9:02, archived)
[challenge entry] I can haz deathstarz...


'nings all!
(, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 9:23, archived)
# \o/
(, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 9:45, archived)
# happy tenth year you ginger furry :D
(, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 9:33, archived)
[challenge entry] Ning B3ta!
(, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 8:31, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
(, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 9:12, archived)
[challenge entry] Don't know if this belongs in the compo until he opens the box.
(, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 6:55, archived)
# Regardless of being able to see the kitty
if it's dead it is dead, The kitty is aware if it is alive or not
(, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 7:55, archived)
# indeed
good point
(, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 8:00, archived)
# well I don't know if it would be aware of being dead
(, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 8:02, archived)
# oh yeah
that too, lol
(, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 8:05, archived)
# Regardless
From the human perspective the cat is still in the super-position of being (Alive - dead) and (Alive + dead), until which poitn we open the box and either take a reading of it's vital signs or simply ask teh cat for it's opinion.
(, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 8:34, archived)
# not knowing if a cat is dead or alive does not make it dead and alive
(, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 8:50, archived)
# Isn't the point of quantum physics
that there's both a dead and alive cat until you open the box?
(, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 8:18, archived)
# that works with light but kittys?
(, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 8:22, archived)
[challenge entry] tj for a pea


Click for bigger (269 kb)

are colossal lazor kitties science ?
(, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 8:06, archived)
# Is it a present? Is it? Is it? Is it for me? Is it?? Open the box! Open the box! Open the box!!!!!
Oh. It's a dead cat.
(, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 8:40, archived)
[challenge entry] Patient comment: FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
(, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 4:42, archived)
# Haha
Our sweet little cat Tuna is big into "the nip". The other two aren't all that bothered.
(, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 4:50, archived)
# this is the brand you want, sends ours utterly apeshit :D
(, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 7:07, archived)
[challenge entry] catpea
(, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 5:20, archived)
# But I didn't vote for this?
NING B3TA!

(, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 7:23, archived)
# A MANLY HANDSHAKE
(, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 4:37, archived)
# YEAH BOI
(, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 4:43, archived)
# FLANSHAKE
(, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 4:57, archived)
# MAN.LY
(, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 9:25, archived)
[challenge entry] Puppies on treadmills.


It's the way forward for clean renewable energy. Not for dogs.
(, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 3:30, archived)
# Hahahaha
(, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 4:43, archived)
# I was just thinking about dogs.
And hearts and glands, cells, and forces and energies too.

Did you know it takes 10,000,000 ergs to make a joule?
(, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 5:27, archived)
#
Have a click, only as I have this exact scope.
(, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 22:38, archived)
# So here's what I've been up to lately.
A while back I posted a table I had made with stained glass in it, which is here. A second one is here, and a third here. They're tables that I bought and used a table router to cut channels in to install the stained glass, and then put a light inside.

Then recently I found a set of four teak tables with parquet tops at an antiques store that were about 60's or 70's vintage. They didn't have the lower shelf, so I had to make them. As I don't exactly have a lot of teak lying around, I used plywood and wrapped copper flashing around the edges.

The result is this:





I now have them for sale in a high-end furniture store downtown.

What do you think of them? Are they something that you would buy? Should I keep fitting glass into furniture?

Hey! It's my b3taday!
(, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 3:26, archived)
# Happy b3taday to you!
I remember the other one you posted. I like the glass set into the tables, I think it's a good idea.
I'm not crazy about the top of this table though, I know it's probably counted as 'vintage' but it just looks kind of dated to me, if you know what I mean. I think the other one I saw was more contemporary?
(, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 3:31, archived)
# The other ones
were bought from an unfinished furniture store, and are made of something called parawood from Vietnam.

Yes, these ones are a bit dated, but the store they're in carries old furniture and handmade stuff so they fit in. Lots of retro stuff.
(, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 3:34, archived)
# Is that a leopard skin couch?
(, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 3:34, archived)
# More or less.
That just happened to be the only open space where I could set the table up to photograph. The shop actually now has it set up with a brown and red sofa that goes well with it.

I should add that some of their stuff pretty much leaves me cold.
(, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 3:36, archived)
# well happy B3taday
and nice skills :)
(, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 3:37, archived)
# Thanks!
The next table I'm going to do is one that was requested, an odd sort of Moorish-looking thing I got for five bucks in a thrift store. That one should keep me occupied for at least a month...
(, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 3:40, archived)
# Do they have bluetooth?
(, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 3:45, archived)
# Yes I would buy one if I had A the money and B the space to put it and C Mrs Vagabond let me.
(, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 9:14, archived)
# ver' nice :)

happy b3taday
(, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 9:34, archived)
# Happy b3taday!!
and woo for the skillz
(, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 9:49, archived)
[challenge entry] he bloody loves ringing that bell...
(, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 2:56, archived)
# the dog will get loose and devour the smug cat
(, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 3:14, archived)
[challenge entry] "Right in the Spine"
(, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 2:23, archived)

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