I'm concerned about him holding the business end of a lightsaber
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sun 6 Mar 2011, 12:38,
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Why the vibration? This is ace, and the vibration completely unnecessary and sick-making.
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Sun 6 Mar 2011, 13:06,
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Make it stop and I'll click that.
Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet.,
Sun 6 Mar 2011, 13:10,
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^What she said^ Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Sun 6 Mar 2011, 13:35,
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I don't remember drinking last night.
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Sun 6 Mar 2011, 13:12,
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BIGGARDirty, yes. Quick? No, it's taken me a couple of days of travelling home to where I can get on b3ta without my IT dept blocking me ("ACCESS DENIED: unacceptable fluffiness").
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Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer,
Sun 6 Mar 2011, 11:51,
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I read that as "an event in San Fiasco" mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sun 6 Mar 2011, 12:08,
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![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: Lego"){kind=small}
Also, why the hell notI made this, so I can compo it.
( mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sun 6 Mar 2011, 12:09,
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Impractically large?top tip:mek it smaller then
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Elvis impersonator,
Sun 6 Mar 2011, 12:22,
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Saw the cover of the RT and this happened...
Larry Death Anger Pain Fear Aggression,
Sun 6 Mar 2011, 11:02,
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I'm glad there's some new, young blood getting science groovy. It needs to happen.Our chemistry teacher at school on the open day set up the lab, dropped the lights, and swept in in the darkness, and proceeded to blow shit up, make stuff go BANG, WHIZZ, and SWOOSH until every single kid watching wanted to be a chemist when they grew up.
Fucker didn't tell us about the Periodic Table, Elemental covalencies or solution preparation until we'd signed up, though.
/qotw
(Fucker didn't tell us about the Periodic Table, Elemental covalencies or solution preparation until we'd signed up, though.
/qotw
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Sun 6 Mar 2011, 11:07,
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^this^His enthusiasm for the subject makes him highly watchable.
He does quite a lot on Radio 4 too.
Infinite monkey cage is well worth a look up and listen...
Larry Death Anger Pain Fear Aggression,
Sun 6 Mar 2011, 11:18,
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in an early science lesson our teacher hid a glass tube inside the flow from a running tap...when we went in it was already running so no one knew....then he tells us about "hard" and "soft" water......taps the "flow" with a metal rod and says this is hard water.....we couldn't believe it!...I was 11 then :D
( Elvis impersonator,
Sun 6 Mar 2011, 11:18,
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This sounds remarkably how I was lured into taking chemistry mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sun 6 Mar 2011, 11:33,
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Still the current method of luring fresh meat:www.youtube.com/watch?v=EXNDSZ08v5I
(that's me doing the pouring)
((that's me doing the pouring)
Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sun 6 Mar 2011, 11:46,
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Top pouring actionAre those your legs as well?
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sun 6 Mar 2011, 12:06,
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I'd never wear shorts in a lab setting.Or at any other time, come to think of it.
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sun 6 Mar 2011, 12:11,
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This was also me:(
Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sun 6 Mar 2011, 12:12,
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Giving a bit of a show for the kids eh nice
( mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sun 6 Mar 2011, 12:28,
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I fucking hate Brian Cox. Fuck you, Brian Cox. Fuck you.
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Ttssattsr,
Sun 6 Mar 2011, 12:00,
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you write this blog(
Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot,
Sun 6 Mar 2011, 13:46,
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I fucking hate him. With his tedious over-simplications and his fucking smirk. Fuck off. Ttssattsr,
Sun 6 Mar 2011, 15:24,
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We never did anything interesting in science all the way through schoolit was always "the boiling point of water" experiment through middle school, then high school was almost 100% paper based theory
I think you have to be quite lucky to get a good teacher
(I think you have to be quite lucky to get a good teacher
h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega..,
Sun 6 Mar 2011, 12:04,
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He's terrified that one of them's going to fall off and end the universe. Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Sun 6 Mar 2011, 11:17,
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Yes he isI'd watch him read the phone book.
Larry Death Anger Pain Fear Aggression,
Sun 6 Mar 2011, 11:44,
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Ga
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Sun 6 Mar 2011, 11:51,
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Just because I want to cover him in chocolate and lick it off doesn't make me a hermasecks...
Oh...hang on....
(Oh...hang on....
Larry Death Anger Pain Fear Aggression,
Sun 6 Mar 2011, 12:20,
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Needs more rolled up Daily Record
Bob the mul Don't look at me that way,
Sun 6 Mar 2011, 10:44,
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From smack to splat. Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sun 6 Mar 2011, 9:47,
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I don't think this is going to end well mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sun 6 Mar 2011, 9:48,
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Now that's going to hurt in the morning...
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Sun 6 Mar 2011, 9:51,
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couldn't he handle the rejectiongot turned down for a part in the smurfs?
:)
(,
Sun 6 Mar 2011, 9:52,
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:)
YouTube - fun for all the familyI just went to the youtube home page, and was greeted by this... I kid you not, no editing done (sans the NSFW box).
NSFW, click for porns.
I'm wondering how much I can sell the screenshot to The Sun for... Hmmm...
(,
Sun 6 Mar 2011, 9:41,
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NSFW, click for porns.
I'm wondering how much I can sell the screenshot to The Sun for... Hmmm...
"Now, would you and your parents mind awfully jumping into a gas chamber? That would be so kind."
(original pic: www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/3436757/Film-of-John-Gallianos-racist-rant-in-bar.html)
Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sun 6 Mar 2011, 9:45,
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Wow... an advert for a tv show under the heading "Catch Up on the Latest TV".Could you go and find some more stuff on the internetz for us?
( Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Sun 6 Mar 2011, 9:55,
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Thanks for the warning... I didn't want to have "that" discussion with my 5yr old just yet.You still should have put this on links though you bell end
( Bob the mul Don't look at me that way,
Sun 6 Mar 2011, 9:58,
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Yes, Dave Gorman's wanking face is obscene isn't it?
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da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>,
Sun 6 Mar 2011, 10:11,
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Time for my Happy Birthday image and today it's one for the ladies...Here is a picture of birthday boy David Gilmour (of Pink Floyd fame) holding his guitar like a big cock.
( Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Sun 6 Mar 2011, 8:07,
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my eyes don't work properly yetlooks like gazza serenading raoul moat?
(,
Sun 6 Mar 2011, 8:24,
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Looks more like a repressed fart Bob the mul Don't look at me that way,
Sun 6 Mar 2011, 8:48,
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:)When I said "holding his guitar like a big cock", what I meant was "he is like a big cock holding a guitar".
( Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Sun 6 Mar 2011, 8:55,
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I though that was the prof for a sec!woo.
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riverghost servicing your mum since,
Sun 6 Mar 2011, 9:20,
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Who you calling a poof!Oh sorry.. ning rg!
( Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Sun 6 Mar 2011, 9:22,
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I really like tis.But then I would, being in a Floyd covers band and all that :)
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet.,
Sun 6 Mar 2011, 12:25,
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Nice one Mr TurdNing b3ta!
( Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Sun 6 Mar 2011, 7:36,
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I was only recently thinking that The Quo had probably left the board forever.Either that or their disguises were too good for me.
Morning!
(Morning!
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sun 6 Mar 2011, 7:40,
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Einstein was a geologist?and isn't that Roderick Spode on the left?
(,
Sun 6 Mar 2011, 7:58,
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Next to the burnt picture of you as a childstanding outside your old house?
Time to put talc on the floor.
(Time to put talc on the floor.
Bob the mul Don't look at me that way,
Sun 6 Mar 2011, 8:45,
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You found that in your attic?I found this in mine, are we related?
( Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Sun 6 Mar 2011, 8:53,
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HahahahaTalking of historic Quo I did this this week too.
( riverghost servicing your mum since,
Sun 6 Mar 2011, 9:23,
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Run with it.
EDIT: smaller is better
I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?,
Sun 6 Mar 2011, 3:37,
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Indeed it is. Witnessing such beauty, I have tears of joy.
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 6 Mar 2011, 3:44,
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"I've been thinking of having a satellite dish fitted..."
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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Sun 6 Mar 2011, 3:01,
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Round your place, where the sun doesn't shine etc etc Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Sun 6 Mar 2011, 3:05,
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What use would a satellite dish be in my cellar?o.O
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Mu Dinofiddler,
Sun 6 Mar 2011, 3:13,
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It'd be very handy for not having to receive Sky. Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Sun 6 Mar 2011, 3:15,
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I can't get that sound you make out of my head. (
cowcat Bituminous squeegee,
Sun 6 Mar 2011, 3:12,
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Unless you've underestimated his dislike of banananas. Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Sun 6 Mar 2011, 2:19,
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as are all of my posts on b3tanot sure why you're so offended by my post, but if it makes feel better i apologise for upsetting you
real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Sun 6 Mar 2011, 2:19,
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It's just strafing runs in his underwear before his first cup of coffee.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sun 6 Mar 2011, 2:30,
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i like how sean penn is now all like:"yo charlie sheen, you should come down to haiti and pretend to help some people to improve your image" and charlie sheen is all like "yeah"
( e1bow parts of this page are not secure,
Sun 6 Mar 2011, 2:40,
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I have been busy...
clicky for soopa big
Bob the mul Don't look at me that way,
Sun 6 Mar 2011, 0:46,
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lego heaven indeed!
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 6 Mar 2011, 0:47,
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oh fucking yes Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 6 Mar 2011, 0:52,
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Thank you kindlyI'm finding loads of toy gold in my loft right now
Much to the wife's chagrin
(Much to the wife's chagrin
Bob the mul Don't look at me that way,
Sun 6 Mar 2011, 10:01,
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Is it meor is that Playmobil ghost one of the Nine Kings from the Lord of the Rings films?
(,
Mon 7 Mar 2011, 1:57,
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as it's officially sunday and a bit quiet, meet the 2 little buggers that treat me like a climbing frame :)
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 6 Mar 2011, 0:27,
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took them to an "urban farm" todayplenty of animals, but no staff in sight and no information signs or posters anywhere
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 6 Mar 2011, 0:40,
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perplexing....usually supervised so as to protect the kiddiesthey're well cute them two
( Elvis impersonator,
Sun 6 Mar 2011, 0:43,
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it's amazing they were ever bornmy sister had an ectopic, got one tube removed and was told that, if she got pregnant again, it'd be another ectopic and she'd need a hysterectomy. less than 18 months later, these 2 little angels came along :)
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 6 Mar 2011, 0:46,
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excellent!where did you get the mario car pics from?
( real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Sun 6 Mar 2011, 1:34,
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cut them from a pic :)just googled Mario stuff
( Elvis impersonator,
Sun 6 Mar 2011, 1:42,
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coolmy son loves mario kart. i'm going to have to put his face on one.
(
real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Sun 6 Mar 2011, 2:13,
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isn't an urban farmjust dogs, cats, rats and pigeons?
( real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Sun 6 Mar 2011, 0:49,
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noit's an attempt at making a petting zoo in the middle of an industrial estate. the twins did, however, name a barnacle goose steven, for no reason that we could work out.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 6 Mar 2011, 0:51,
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yeah, we took my little boy to onethat's where we discovered that he hates sheep, goats, tiny horses. but is not bothered by animals that could actually kill you, like the tigers that were stalking him at the lion man's zoo (whatever that was called)
( real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Sun 6 Mar 2011, 0:58,
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the twins are scared of sheep and goatsbut want to take the pigs and chickens home with them.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 6 Mar 2011, 1:02,
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it's the eyes!!freaky, evil looking things
obviously, you know what eyes are though ;)
(obviously, you know what eyes are though ;)
real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Sun 6 Mar 2011, 1:05,
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definitelyyou should see them eat!
bugger, can't keep my eyes open much longer.
g'night all!
(bugger, can't keep my eyes open much longer.
g'night all!
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 6 Mar 2011, 1:23,
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awwwso very small.
( Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot,
Sun 6 Mar 2011, 0:40,
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well, they are only two and a half Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 6 Mar 2011, 0:42,
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who do you think is taking the picture? Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 6 Mar 2011, 1:13,
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No.just far away
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Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds.,
Sun 6 Mar 2011, 0:43,
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you're not bloody kidding Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 6 Mar 2011, 0:43,
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If I was randy savage I would definately dig itohhh yeah
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Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now,
Sun 6 Mar 2011, 0:13,
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hahai had a randy savage ruler at school and when you turned it, the picture changed from a pic of his shades to a pic of him it was AWESOME
( FIEND,
Sun 6 Mar 2011, 0:15,
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you've just reminded me of the Ultimate Warrior documentary I have to show folkthe guy was a genuine nut job
( Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now,
Sun 6 Mar 2011, 0:19,
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most people on that show are nut jobs real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Sun 6 Mar 2011, 0:34,
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Very nice work fiendshe will be proud of this...
im just working out the name =]
its "debbie?" not sure yet
(,
Sun 6 Mar 2011, 9:50,
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im just working out the name =]
its "debbie?" not sure yet
also, titanic was white star line Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 6 Mar 2011, 0:13,
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thats aCunard conspiracy
( Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now,
Sun 6 Mar 2011, 0:14,
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pffffit was my great uncle or something like that who was captain, or so i'm told
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 6 Mar 2011, 0:16,
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a saturdaynight squigglymess(
Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now,
Sat 5 Mar 2011, 23:42,
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CFB no worky.But I like what I see.
EDIT: ah, that's even better.
(EDIT: ah, that's even better.
Captain Howdy,
Sat 5 Mar 2011, 23:45,
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i wish to live in your delightful treewith the leaves as my blankets, the stream providing me fishy meals, the forest creatures to do my housework and the top branch to jump off when i go out of my fucking mind from having no telly.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 5 Mar 2011, 23:46,
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by which i meanthis is lovely :)
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 5 Mar 2011, 23:46,
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ta=D
( Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now,
Sat 5 Mar 2011, 23:47,
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A lovely spot to go feeshing !
Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Sat 5 Mar 2011, 23:58,
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ha ha love itthose two just can't get along
( Bob the mul Don't look at me that way,
Sun 6 Mar 2011, 0:58,
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My wife just spent about £100 on all thisLego winter bakery and toy shop. - In March.
(,
Sat 5 Mar 2011, 23:51,
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You really do want to win this week's compo.That's some serious dedication.
( Captain Howdy,
Sat 5 Mar 2011, 23:55,
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100!!!!!!!????????????????fuck!!think of how much crack you could have bought......
( Elvis impersonator,
Sun 6 Mar 2011, 0:00,
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It looks edible ! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Sat 5 Mar 2011, 23:57,
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Top tips
Estate Agents - improve the precieved safety of the area you are selling a house in by "styling" your signs acordingly. Then cars will drive by more slowly.
The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni,
Sat 5 Mar 2011, 23:11,
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still wouldn't buy itimagine the traffic noise!
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 5 Mar 2011, 23:12,
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not that it's quiet hereif i was given to harming defenceless animals, next door's dog would be buried in the garden by now
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 5 Mar 2011, 23:21,
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It's not the noise I'd be worried aboutMore lorries crashing into the front room in the middle of the night!
(,
Sat 5 Mar 2011, 23:30,
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hadn't thought of thatmakes me glad i live in somewhere lorries can't get to
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 5 Mar 2011, 23:33,
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even if they don't actually HIT it.....passing juggernauts will soon shake the foundations to fuck
( Elvis impersonator,
Sun 6 Mar 2011, 0:02,
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What is wat cars drive by more slowly Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Sat 5 Mar 2011, 23:16,
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me with too much beercorrected now (ish)
( The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni,
Sat 5 Mar 2011, 23:17,
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if tha's bored in t'dalestha twat cars
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 5 Mar 2011, 23:18,
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see Wobbly answer ^^apologies
( The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni,
Sat 5 Mar 2011, 23:18,
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aaah....my error then....couldn't link the textgood top tip.....used to love reading the Viz one's
( Elvis impersonator,
Sat 5 Mar 2011, 23:31,
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my fave was the private number plate one"save thousands on private plates by changing your name"
from Mr DA08 FGR, Coventry
(from Mr DA08 FGR, Coventry
The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni,
Sat 5 Mar 2011, 23:47,
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Dangerous curves . . . love'm on a woman . . . hate'm by a house ! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Sat 5 Mar 2011, 23:17,
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Delightful black and white views to the east of the property.A must see.
( Captain Howdy,
Sat 5 Mar 2011, 23:31,
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