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# Ning /Board
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 8:02, archived)
# This is brilliantly done!
And I applaud it.
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 8:09, archived)
# ty sir
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 8:09, archived)
# i heartily concur
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 9:24, archived)
# CANDLES!

CAKE
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 9:32, archived)
# a most EXCELLENT cake!
thank you
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 12:08, archived)
# Grinch Who Stole Christmas more like
Nicely
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 8:16, archived)
# the George that stole chistmas
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 8:39, archived)
# heh heh
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 8:41, archived)
# well that's xmas ruined
time to start on easter
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 8:42, archived)
# This is superb.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 10:23, archived)
# Sign me up
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 4:08, archived)
# oh right push the art down the board
i can see someone doesn't have a clue how to appreciate
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 4:09, archived)
# Jesus Christ Sandwich
What have I done? Let me check...
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 4:15, archived)
# i dunno but some cunt called me an englishman down there
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 4:16, archived)
# I saw.
I'll hold them down and you draw on their faces with a sharpie.
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 4:18, archived)
# i don't know why i bother sometimes i really do not
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 4:20, archived)
# You know, maybe we should just start over.
Hi. I like to be near cool people but in general don't have much to offer and I smell awful. What are the names of your friends and are any of them hot?
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 4:27, archived)
# they include a former captain of a popular sports team,
a doctor in psychiatrics
and someone who knows how to ride a horse and also knows how to snowboard.

there, i put it in a way that makes me sound cool.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 4:29, archived)
# no hold on it doesn't
never mind
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 4:30, archived)
# That's super!
When do we meet?
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 4:38, archived)
# spare me your life story
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 4:53, archived)
# I'm not dead yet.
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 5:02, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! Nobody Likes Mortal Wombat, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 7:11, archived)
# Is the flattery getting to you?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 10:23, archived)
# Hahahahaha
I'm clicking but nothing's happening. How am I supposed to educate myself?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 4:15, archived)
#
well, I did try to tell you about Janelle Monae.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 4:18, archived)
# Oh yeah
I did listen to a bit actually. Not my sort of thing :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 4:25, archived)
# Not usually mine. But I was feeling a bit evangelical about the gal.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 4:28, archived)
# Did you say 'gal'?
I cannot believe my luck. Post one image and the doors just fly open.

What's her name again?
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 4:40, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/10380530
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 4:47, archived)
# I do enjoy this film clip
www.youtube.com/watch?v=pwnefUaKCbc
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 5:04, archived)
# Her 'Cold War' is even better, imo
www.youtube.com/watch?v=m0hVwiyMEm4
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 5:16, archived)
# Have you seen all of Me and You and Everyone We Know
or just the ))<>(( clip
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 5:17, archived)
# just the ))<>(( clip
I've been meaning to track down the full film
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 5:18, archived)
# I think I'm going to have to do that too.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 5:20, archived)
# Excellent emoticon, that!
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 19:42, archived)
# Most men like a little head.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 4:24, archived)
# I'd like to learn more.
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 4:39, archived)
# Thanks for the click
but I have nothing more

Maybe I should compo it. (Most clicks I've got in ages)
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 4:52, archived)
# apparently people here aren't capable of thinking or using their MINDS or opening up to new ideas or even just being NICE to each other
so i DARE you to view my recent art college project with sensible EYES.

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 4:04, archived)
# I demand a tactile version for the blind.
Except that Adolf has to be made from fuzzy felt.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 2 Apr 2011, 4:06, archived)
# hold up the pcp is kicking in
i reckon i can do it hold up i just need some felt
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 4:08, archived)
# Dood, whose our baby sitter?
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 4:13, archived)
# Christ,
that's like a Blue Peter model of something from 'The Invisibles' or a nightmare sewer vision from HP Lovecraft.
Phew, so normal service is resumed.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 4:22, archived)
# I like how you can see Lincoln one moment.
And miss him the next.
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 4:53, archived)
# The dood looks more like Claude Monet, Charles Darwin or Edward Lear to me,
if we're gazing unfocusedly at the same bit.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 4:58, archived)
# I see him!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 5:12, archived)
# Aerial view of a rock garden
with a couple of ponds in it.

Actually it looks bigger scale than that, perhaps it's a granite quarry.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 4:29, archived)
# I've noticed your recent art has taken a more triangular approach. Masterful stuff. Turns heads.
Any stories?
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 4:42, archived)
# There are three sides to every triangular story :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 5:21, archived)
# Six
You have to look either side of the lines
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 5:23, archived)
# Mother Teresa has the eyes of a hardened monster.
Somehow I find it most soothing.

Also, it seems to go well with this-

www.youtube.com/watch?v=nC_yUdAhcWs
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 4:12, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 4:12, archived)
# I liked this one so much I saved it and spammed it elsewhere.
At least once.
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 4:21, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 4:27, archived)
# How do you do that? Do you just know? Dogs!

Your work is just so inspiring. Wonderful. Haunting and for me, nagging, for it shakes the slumbering oaf that I call my artist half.
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 4:50, archived)
# Whoa
that's cool :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 4:55, archived)
# It's your art, sir.
I just tweaked it a bit.
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 5:01, archived)
# Haha
seriously? I didn't recognize it.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 5:11, archived)
# What she said
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 5:06, archived)
# Post the original!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 2 Apr 2011, 7:35, archived)
# You are a drunken Englishman, Sir Sand Goblin.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 4:12, archived)
# that sounds quite unlikely,
unless the millenium stadium i can see out my window is lying to me :(
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 4:14, archived)
# Ble galla i brynu PCP yng Nghaerdydd?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 4:27, archived)
# cardiff, not fucking gogland you dick
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 4:30, archived)
# I know.
And I know you're touchy and don't like even a gentle tease.
But I gently teased you anyway, bach.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 4:34, archived)
# fucking hell is there no escape from this here?
this place used to be a friendly forum.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 4:37, archived)
# Oh, and you're getting such a savage kicking.
Nobody's attacking you, but you are being a bit yampy. Hair-triggered.
Christ, most of us haven't ingested amphetamine-derived substances, y'know?
Breathe.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 4:43, archived)
# jesus, sorry for expecting this place to be alright like it used to,
i guess i should be the one feeling guilty, for trying to be nice for once.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 4:54, archived)
#
*sighs*

Look, just put the gun down and back away.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 5:01, archived)
# this pcp is shit imma do whatever the fuck is in this bong
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 5:03, archived)
# i say bong, it is more a little pipe my mate was doing crack out of
but you know, it looks cleanish
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 5:04, archived)
# LOLs
Especially as he appears to be Irish.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 4:32, archived)
# haha this is actually pretty good.
Tremendous use of light.
(I helped save b3ta! k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 2 Apr 2011, 5:35, archived)
# Wait a minute. Was Lincoln there the whole time?
My brain totally ignored Lincoln.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 6:16, archived)
# My thoughts on Mother Theresa are
well documented.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 10:27, archived)
[challenge entry] No Birth Certificate either?
(Dagnamski The New Loud, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 2:34, archived)
#
*votes*
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 2:45, archived)
# i like how they let obama be a president
despite him not being qualified to be a president,
you'd think that if he was definitely not qualified to be president,
someone up there would have realised by now.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 2:56, archived)
# ?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 2:59, archived)
# i thought we were going along with that no birth certificate thing
for the purposes of this thread
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 3:01, archived)
# Oh.
But only tin-foil hat-wearing cranks and genuine idiots ever believed in that bollocks, surely.

I was just voting for a 19th-century native American dude to be President of the USA.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 3:10, archived)
# WAKE UP SHEEPLE
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 3:13, archived)
# Sitting Bull is looking good to show up for the primaries on an independent ticket...
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 3:20, archived)
# And Running Bare?
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 3:22, archived)
# An obvious VP.
Although the clothing thing may be an issue in the Mid-West.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 3:25, archived)
# You have
Reservations?
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 3:29, archived)
# oh, arf.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 3:37, archived)
# Sorry
Well, only a little. (My body of work here would tend to indicate that I am a serial offender)
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 3:41, archived)
# Is the chap who's talking to himself slightly down the board a friend of yours?
Could you talk to him? *EDIT* Ah, you already have. With bizarre effects. Not your fault.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 3:45, archived)
# stop bullying me,
i can't believe how much the internet gangs up on the innocent victims
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 3:55, archived)
# THE POWER OF/BOARD COMPELS YOU!
*vomits*
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 2 Apr 2011, 3:57, archived)
# how long does pcp usually take to kick in?
this is taking fucking forever.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 3:58, archived)
# You didn't eat a PCB by mistake?
Not vomited up any resistors or anything?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 2 Apr 2011, 4:00, archived)
# php is faster.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 4:01, archived)
# Depends on whther you've set up your server
to process pcp as php.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 2 Apr 2011, 4:02, archived)
# Jeeves
always knows what to do.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 4:04, archived)
# Oh, we're such vile bullies, with our silly words and our silly pictures and our silly words.
Forgive us. How about a nice silly picture?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 4:00, archived)
# Poor chap wouldn't last a few minutes on QOTW.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 2 Apr 2011, 4:01, archived)
# i heard that they bullied a girl so bad that she killed herself
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 4:02, archived)
# Most likely.
Then they all had a circle jerk at the funeral.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 2 Apr 2011, 4:03, archived)
# oh god i think it is the only way i will get over this
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 4:02, archived)
# A conspiracy?
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 4:02, archived)
# bullied as usual
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 4:06, archived)
# Yes!
Bully theories... hmm... You need to get on to the Media, Bully Theories sounds so much better than Conspiracy Theories!

Your career is made.

Unfortunately the copyright is mine.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 4:23, archived)
# YOU WILL EARN MUCH DIVIDEND
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 4:26, archived)
# Yes!
Government officials are truly efficient: I've never known them to overlook something; or to make a mistake; or to be too busy to make the proper checks, and I work with them on a day to day basis.

No tinfoil hat but that is a very weak argument.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 3:29, archived)
# If there was anything to substantiate the 'no birth certificate' theory,
then the rabid right wing in America would surely have found out by now?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 3:33, archived)
# maybe, THEY ARE IN ON IT!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 3:34, archived)
# yeh, i mean, when it comes to deciding who is the president, of the united states of america,
i am sure that is a part of their job that they might falter at.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 3:34, archived)
# unless you are suggesting that they are in on it.
oh shit holy shit, AMERICA ITSELF could be in on it!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 3:34, archived)
# then again, it is only america, they are not important or anything,
i guess the people in control might accidentally miss something like the validity of the person who's job is basically the most important on the planet, maybe you're right, my argument is pretty weak.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 3:36, archived)
# because councils and stuff are a bit shit.
obviously there is correlation there.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 3:36, archived)
# the more i think about it,
the more i realise that a councillor making mistakes on his tax form, or a waiting list stat being fudged by an mp, is exactly as overlookable as noticing whether someone is legally allowed to have the most powerful job on the planet, after over two years.
i don't know what the fuck i was thinking.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 3:39, archived)
# unless america is actually in on it,
in which case fair enough you can't prove anything at that point, i need some tin foil though.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 3:41, archived)
# Ooh!
Did I touch a raw nerve?
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 3:43, archived)
# is this your usual reaction to being proved wrong?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 3:44, archived)
# with facts
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 3:44, archived)
# and vast intelligence
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 3:44, archived)
# i imagine someone will get upset with me now
for merely stating that i'm more clever than them. sigh.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 3:46, archived)
# I stated that government officials were highly efficient
Did you prove this wrong?
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 3:48, archived)
# here, as a treat, tomorrow
i'll upload a picture i took in spar of a sign that said "thanks mum" in relation to mothers day advertising, but it was on a shelf full of carlsberg, it was hilarious.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 3:49, archived)
# B&


Click for bigger (31 kb)

(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 4:07, archived)
# Crikey.
You've got me worried now.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 3:41, archived)
# i feel like such the fool
i might cut myself
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 3:43, archived)
# Are you alright? Would you like a glass of water?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 3:42, archived)
# i've got a lot of beer.
i had a lot of beer i mean.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 3:47, archived)
# Perhaps a light Diazepam chaser'd go down well.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 3:50, archived)
# i just took some pcp
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 3:52, archived)
# Party!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 2 Apr 2011, 3:56, archived)
# This is how I've always imagined /talk to look.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 2 Apr 2011, 1:43, archived)
# needs more emo
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 1:46, archived)
# needs more racism.
Oh wait - thats /board.

Nice cunt train though.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 1:50, archived)
# yo
got any nicer cunt trains you can post? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 2:15, archived)
# I've got the finest Erdington cunt trains
(I helped save b3ta! arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 2:20, archived)
# Oh, shit, I forgot I'd signed onto your agency's books.
Still, this is how I've always imagined BBC News to look

(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 2:22, archived)
# /BBC News is full of cunts
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 2:47, archived)
# Yep, unwatchably so.
And SO VERY SERIOUS. I'm all for the more light-hearted cunt, myself. So long as they don't try to sit next to me.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 2:49, archived)
# that should say 'Beakering News'
(I helped save b3ta! Nobody Likes Mortal Wombat, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 2:55, archived)
# why?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 2:58, archived)
# It's a fair question.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 4:31, archived)
# hahahahaha
boo fucking hoo
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 1:55, archived)
# Pretty accurate.
I spent the evening on there yesterday after a big picture of a spider scared me off /board.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 1:57, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 2:01, archived)
# Nice try but I quite like grasshopperses
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 2:04, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Nobody Likes Mortal Wombat, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 2:05, archived)
# oh wow. I am so askeered of this spider :P
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 2:07, archived)
# fuckpants
(I helped save b3ta! arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 2:08, archived)
# oh, hai familiar guse
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 2:09, archived)
# KILL IT!
(I helped save b3ta! Nobody Likes Mortal Wombat, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 2:09, archived)
# TED
(I helped save b3ta! arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 2:11, archived)
# that won't work
i'm afraid you've been et by an grue
(I helped save b3ta! Nobody Likes Mortal Wombat, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 2:33, archived)
# they are cute,
I have a bunch of macro pics of them.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 2:06, archived)
# In all fairness.
He's got no Squirrels with tits.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 2 Apr 2011, 1:59, archived)
# /Board
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 2 Apr 2011, 2:09, archived)
# I think it's lovely to see /board and /talk getting on so well.
Should we invite /links over as well?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 2:35, archived)
#
They've been here a lot lately, they don't seem to get it.

Unless by 'it' you mean abuse.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 3:03, archived)
# Ha!
Makes me think of Cadbury's.

On that note:

(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 2 Apr 2011, 3:51, archived)
# I'll have you know, Sir,
that I am not a furry. Thank god.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 2 Apr 2011, 3:59, archived)
# awwww is it all scwary and gives you nightmares
(I helped save b3ta! Nobody Likes Mortal Wombat, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 2:01, archived)
# Iwis ferry scwary.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 2 Apr 2011, 3:55, archived)
# I have long held the belief that /talk smells like dirty feet, and old HooverVac exhaust
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 2:01, archived)
# if you actually took the time to notice
/talk is a really nice bunch of folk who only joke around but yeah.. make assumptions in a nasty way.
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 2:16, archived)
# Oh yeah? I just had a look on talk and some guy was calling you a tedious cunt without any provocation.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 2:20, archived)
# You've got to stop taking the internet too seriously, if you are to survive.
Or at least get through a weekend without crying.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 2 Apr 2011, 2:21, archived)
# TED
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 2:26, archived)
# See? I spent one evening on talk and now look what's happened to me.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 2:32, archived)
# well, yeah,
but in all fairness, Fiend IS a tedious cunt.


...shit, did I just type that out loud ? :P
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 2:22, archived)
#
it's a fair point
(I helped save b3ta! Nobody Likes Mortal Wombat, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 2:37, archived)
# hmm
there are also a few cunts there
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 2:21, archived)
# shut it you tedious spastic bum raping fuckstart
(I helped save b3ta! Nobody Likes Mortal Wombat, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 2:32, archived)
# lol qed etc
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 2:40, archived)
# lol
innit
(I helped save b3ta! Nobody Likes Mortal Wombat, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 2:42, archived)
# Yeah.
Safe.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 2:47, archived)
# you're right -- it's all in fun
However it is a reality that the human animal has an 'us vs them' attitude hardwired in.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 2:21, archived)
# and we're all cunts
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 2:26, archived)
# I'm not an animal.
I'm a heffalump.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 2:31, archived)
#
a h a mp +ent
(I helped save b3ta! Nobody Likes Mortal Wombat, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 2:36, archived)
# I'm a woozle.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 2:36, archived)
# i'm a gropie
i don't get invited to many parties
(I helped save b3ta! Nobody Likes Mortal Wombat, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 2:37, archived)
# That is the saddest thing I have ever heard.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 2:46, archived)
# He could really love groping and really hate parties for all you know!
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 2:56, archived)
# Is that one of those furry cunts
in Wimbledon who collects old newspapers and shit?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 2 Apr 2011, 3:58, archived)
# Who said it was a) nasty and b) an ssumption?
I just took the two most coomon phrases and posted them into an internet wasteland.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 2 Apr 2011, 3:54, archived)
# fuck off cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 2:52, archived)
# That made me smile.
I also never said the above image represented a bad thing...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 2 Apr 2011, 3:42, archived)
# i don't care either way
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 4:20, archived)
# I always thought of it as not only bloody but fleshy too.
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 5:00, archived)
# needs more false hatred of each other
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 6:16, archived)
# *wipes ass*
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 0:49, archived)
# heh heh
I like this
(I helped save b3ta! Tagnut loves pies, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 0:51, archived)
# mind if i drop this here?
Photobucket
ninja'd
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 1:16, archived)
# HAPPY FUCKING BIRTHDAY!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 1:39, archived)
# that's real kind, thanks ;)
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 1:42, archived)
# You're fucking welcome
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 1:46, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 0:47, archived)
# Parp!
(I helped save b3ta! Tagnut loves pies, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 0:49, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
Fucking ace, like!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 1:09, archived)
# *reads again*
ohhhh :P
:D wow!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 1:40, archived)
# heh heh
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 1:43, archived)
# happy b3taday!
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 1:53, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 2:28, archived)
# Hahaha
Awesome!

(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 1:44, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 1:52, archived)
# Hahaha good one
I was half a tic away from looking up bicorn when it hit me
(I helped save b3ta! Antubis right round, like a record, lion, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 1:49, archived)
# hehehe
this pleases me :)

and i must away to sleep, night all
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 1:53, archived)
# Honk!!
Also spang! :)
(I helped save b3ta! kahuna Mangled-at-the-bottom-of-the-cliff, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 12:17, archived)
[challenge entry] it's a pea


Click for bigger (127 kb)

(I helped save b3ta! Larry Death Anger Pain Fear Aggression, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 0:32, archived)
# Looks more like a steam engine than a pea
but if you say so
(macroscian (1 like), Sat 2 Apr 2011, 0:35, archived)
# Worst
Transformer, ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Larry Death Anger Pain Fear Aggression, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 0:37, archived)
# I was a bit ranty, so I shopped a kitten

(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 23:45, archived)
# alright, what's going on?
are we all fighting for our lives on here nowdays?
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 23:47, archived)
# arf! i was ranting generally at life
rather than anything here
/only just turned up
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 23:56, archived)
# well i hope you are ok, i'm off to bed, you take care, you'll always be one of my favs *finger points
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 0:00, archived)
# i'm good ta!
sleep well :)
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 0:03, archived)
# you know what?
this is utterly cute, but i've got PMT, my brain is fried and i'm drinking wine that's practically caustic, so i'm giving up and going to bed.
g'night all!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 23:47, archived)
# Are shopped images allowed ;>)
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 1 Apr 2011, 23:47, archived)
# nope new rules, you have to moan like a whore to post a response to all threads, no offence
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 23:51, archived)
# Woo
In an old skool "this is an amusing and cute picture on a message board that I frequent" kinda way.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 23:53, archived)
# Lovely. Sanity and quality returns to the board
hugs
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 0:05, archived)
# Nice puss:D
(I helped save b3ta! herman:D, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 0:06, archived)
# Nice
(macroscian (1 like), Sat 2 Apr 2011, 0:35, archived)
# Gadafi

My first attempt at topical humour and I had to wait until newbie Tuesday, and then post it on Friday because I forgot.
(gjmcalpine doesn't have a witty board sig :o(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 23:35, archived)
# Already senile eh?
You'll go down well, I hope
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 1 Apr 2011, 23:37, archived)
# dictators are bad, mmmkay?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 23:41, archived)
# Orf to kip now Smashy,
Ta for the monitoring. Crucial time next hour, hour and a half if you're still up. KTHXBAI
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 1 Apr 2011, 23:45, archived)
# g;'night
i'll leave the computer on while i get ready for bed, but i can only manage another 20 minutes, tops.
sorry :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 23:49, archived)
# logs in to b3ta after a beer
Hmmmm All seems fine at the top What the shivering feck is going on down the board?

Meh can't be bothered I'm going for a smoke and bed

*edit welcome to kitten shop a b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 23:42, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! herman:D, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 23:30, archived)
# I just know she's going to sneak over and take a shit in the corner of my living room.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 23:34, archived)
# Where the fuck have you been?
We only just survived.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 1 Apr 2011, 23:36, archived)
# :D
b3ta is saved!
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 23:37, archived)
# are you saying the queen is a dog?
because i absolutely DO NOT* agree


*may be a lie
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 23:38, archived)
# hehehe, aces
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 23:48, archived)
# disturbing pic is disturbing
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 23:51, archived)
# Merry Candleday! :]
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 0:38, archived)
# thank you :D
Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 1:15, archived)
# Chumptastic
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 0:06, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! herman:D, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 0:11, archived)
# Rare fantastic
(macroscian (1 like), Sat 2 Apr 2011, 0:39, archived)
# haha yay
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 23:53, archived)
# hey, it is only a forum, dont get stressed, it is friday night at 11, nobody is going to care
you all alright? how's life going?
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 23:24, archived)
# *pops a vein*
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 23:25, archived)
# i've had numerous front pages from putting text on a picture, imagine that
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 23:27, archived)
# But yeah, no you haven't. Because I can see them, and they're not toap.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 23:30, archived)
# Well, one is.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 23:31, archived)
# And one isn't numerous.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 23:31, archived)
# i have, loads of them, most of my gags involve text
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 23:31, archived)
# fair enough....you CAN be entertaining......
surely that's more rewarding then just deliberately fuckin' up the board for everyone else
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 23:31, archived)
# is one thread ruining this for you? you may need too turn 360 from the site and walk away
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 23:33, archived)
# ahem
180 shirley?
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 23:36, archived)
# hahaha
saved by teh math
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 23:39, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/10380322
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 23:38, archived)
# Was that the cheery tomato lot from a while back?
(I helped save b3ta! monkeyboyalpha jumping on the bandwagon since, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 0:23, archived)
# Entirely agree with you there chops. At the end of the wossname
we are only some typing. Never gonna change any worlds from here
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 1 Apr 2011, 23:27, archived)
# cool aint it, b3ta is slowly dying, why hasten it with negative stuff
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 23:29, archived)
# Not sure types of stuff matters much.
There's times on here when it seems to be full of as above then suddenly someone posts something that lights up our pathetic litlle (not in my case btw) world. So it's always worth a scroll although I'd be hard pushed to justify it tonight.

Edit: Case in point, Herman arrives in thread above and faith is once again restored.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 1 Apr 2011, 23:33, archived)
# Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.....
Fuckin' cunts

*punches side of biffa*
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 23:29, archived)
# i've never ever contributed to this forum, i payed someone to post for me
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 23:30, archived)
# My biffa has no wi-fi
I'm still running on a 56k modem.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 23:34, archived)
# Quick. Nasty. Possibly Accurate.
"
(thePontificator, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 23:23, archived)
# Rule 4, don't just shove text on a picture, brah.
Doesn't count as shopped.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 23:25, archived)
# needs more lens flare
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 23:29, archived)
# psst
that's the holy spirit
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 23:45, archived)
# Why
Does pope have a Hal?
(Klangtarnflatchslapper looks just like a Telefunken U-47, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 23:26, archived)
# TROLL LOL LOL TROLL LOL LOL TROLL LOL LOL LA LEE
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 23:28, archived)
# "We wer med to jog out all ah bender fat"
www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSOtvA9h8aQ
I am so so sorry.












AM I FUCK.
(Klangtarnflatchslapper looks just like a Telefunken U-47, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 22:50, archived)
# Oh fuck off
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 22:51, archived)
# You again.
This is a crowded passage.
(Klangtarnflatchslapper looks just like a Telefunken U-47, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 23:01, archived)
# Dude, you're being a prick, yo.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 23:04, archived)
# when you gotta lil' dick
you gotta get your kicks SOMEHOW
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 23:09, archived)
# Dang
I defer to your street language.
Didn't realise that tonight was purely a post "nigger" as much as possible night. I am naked though, if that helps. Not entirely conversant with the rules of shenanigating. Doing my best. At least I'm not fingering my arsehole like that guy »
(Klangtarnflatchslapper looks just like a Telefunken U-47, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 23:11, archived)
# Rules are "Don't be a prick."
Guys aew being pricks, but they're not being UTTER pricks.
That's you.

Don't post links in new threads on /board, there's /links for that.
Also don't post pictures that aren't yours, are unshopped, or leeched from another site's domain. Especially not all three.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 23:16, archived)
# So you don't want to see my dog? :>)
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 1 Apr 2011, 23:19, archived)
# is it like this one?
b3ta.com/board/10380189
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 23:20, archived)
# NO
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 22:51, archived)
# evening b3ta how's
oh,

*scrolls*

hmmm

'night all
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 22:57, archived)
# I guess you won't be writing home about.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 1 Apr 2011, 23:00, archived)
# Oh, toasty, check your gaz i'm might have some work for you.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 23:03, archived)
# possible reasons why
www.b3ta.com/talk/7151724
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 23:03, archived)
# Nah, that would be fun.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 23:05, archived)
# ok, are you upset already? this is fantASTIC

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 23:13, archived)
# no i'm not upset
how would i be upset at something on the internet?

also jam master geordie is here so there's obviously some sort of /talk gazzing going on to be LOLWACKY and try and cause "internet trouble" lol.
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 23:18, archived)
# i have only gazzed people in the project, jmg wasn't part, mainly me and friz to be fair
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 23:20, archived)
# prejudice is upsetting
www.youtube.com/watch?v=KVN_0qvuhhw&playnext=1&list=PL04EB9151B602084C

night b3ta :)
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 23:22, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 22:59, archived)
#
Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 23:01, archived)
# you're a twat mate
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 23:07, archived)
# Great username!
Not yours, I mean "Youratwatmate"
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 1 Apr 2011, 23:13, archived)
# I see what the comment about the evening board meant now
Do I really have to say nigger or post a scrawl?
Can't do either. Sorry.
(Klangtarnflatchslapper looks just like a Telefunken U-47, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 23:15, archived)
# Ah got you there 'cos you just did.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 1 Apr 2011, 23:17, archived)
# Ohcoontarnation.
I gones done it agin.
Next someone will be saying Britland isn't an empire anymore.
(Klangtarnflatchslapper looks just like a Telefunken U-47, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 23:21, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! herman:D, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 23:18, archived)
# See above
Always good to see this
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 23:24, archived)
[challenge entry] SexFace
(I helped save b3ta! __, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 22:46, archived)
# hahahahahaha
while these are funny, it would be funny if you were banned.
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 22:50, archived)
# I get the impression he's been at the sauce or something.
Or does he usually flood the board with zero-thought, zero-effort bollocks?
(I helped save b3ta! Kerrisis There's someone in my head, but it's not me., Fri 1 Apr 2011, 23:00, archived)
# Welcom to married life.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 22:58, archived)
# This is too good
Original: www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1371856/Ren-Netherland-travels-extreme-dog-grooming-contests-USA.html

Hahface
(Klangtarnflatchslapper looks just like a Telefunken U-47, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 22:43, archived)
# Unshoppped, not yours, and leeched.
That's 3 strikes.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 22:46, archived)
# Cheer up mothra.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 22:47, archived)
# Scroll down
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 22:48, archived)
# Which bit, the friz being shit bit or the casual racism bit?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 22:56, archived)
# plus another Daily fuckin' Fail link
boy o boy
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 22:48, archived)
# Wow
Periodic. I quoted my source, so if you would do likewise.
(Klangtarnflatchslapper looks just like a Telefunken U-47, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 22:59, archived)
[challenge entry] gonzo
(I helped save b3ta! __, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 22:43, archived)
# "worst Doctor Who ever"
lol
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 22:46, archived)
[challenge entry] mongychops
(I helped save b3ta! __, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 22:40, archived)
# bivvylols
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 22:41, archived)
# not bad for a six year old
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 22:43, archived)
# not bad for a......
.......human......
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 22:49, archived)
[challenge entry] Honestly......they'll be voting next!!

Click for engorgement. (99k)
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 22:34, archived)
# GT6s man ,fuckin deadly
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 1 Apr 2011, 22:37, archived)
# not a patch on the DB9
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 22:39, archived)
# Yup,
I reckon they'd have got through a lot more than 3 cars filming Casino Royale if they'd used GT6-s!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 22:45, archived)
# nippy, but i reckon
the bugger would fishtail in a tight cormer
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 22:48, archived)
# A mate of mine fishtailed himself
to death in one on the A40 near Witney. I had a brief spell with a GTB, above, but it was all mouth and trousers I'm afraid
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 1 Apr 2011, 22:54, archived)
# death is always an option
but i'd sell my tits for a bugatti veyron
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 23:00, archived)
# *buys tits*
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 23:06, archived)
# they may now be smaller than in the ad
but there's no refunds
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 23:09, archived)
# *writes to watchdog*
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 0:04, archived)
# Veyron!
I'd sell your tits for one too. A couple of years ago I saw one on the back of a truck which had had a prang with a Vauxhall Astra. Now that's a story to tell down the pub if you were the Astra driver.

Shame about the Bugatti, tho'.

EDIT: Linky = news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/surrey/6422215.stm
(I helped save b3ta! Fr_Jerry_McGwier looked over both shoulders at, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 23:26, archived)
# it's top of my list
but my nostalgic guilty pleasure is the lamborghini diablo
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 23:29, archived)
[challenge entry] Rob Manuel
(I helped save b3ta! __, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 22:30, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 22:32, archived)
# his hair appears to be a giant shoehorn
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 22:33, archived)
# Only now do I really see that Rob has a leaf for a hand.
Friz is by far and away on form tonight.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 1 Apr 2011, 22:35, archived)

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