Can I put this as my facebook profile picture?Thought it would be polite to ask before I used it!
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Bats,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 9:07,
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sure!!!do friend me though!!
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 9:21,
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![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: The Royal Wedding"){kind=small}
Happy birthday to...Kari Wuhrer who stared in a film called 'Eight Legged Freaks' which is strange because today is also the 25th anniversary of the Soviets admitting "there has been an accident at the Chernobyl nuclear power plant".
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 7:30,
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What did she stare at?Was that the entire movie, her staring at things?
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JebediahSpringfield,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 8:38,
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it looks like things that are just off-camera...things that provoke a sense of bewilderment...tinged with increasing, bristly fear Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 9:16,
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Sorry, have this one of Karis back...* Sorry it still doesn't have norks, but it does show her arse!
( Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 9:17,
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I'd compo herbut how could you miss Alba? Cruz? Ann-Margret?
www.imdb.com/search/name?birth_monthday=04-28
Pratchett?
(www.imdb.com/search/name?birth_monthday=04-28
Pratchett?
RedHouse over yonder,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 8:59,
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I was busy with other things this morning...I did see those others and fancied knocking one out for Jessica Alba but ran out of time...
Maybe some other b3tains would like to do her and the others you mentioned?
(Maybe some other b3tains would like to do her and the others you mentioned?
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 9:19,
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is that 3D?
jimis completed the '90s, now attempting the next level,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 9:00,
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I'd like to have sex with her.
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 9:00,
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YOUR MUM. Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 10:09,
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Go ahead.. I know I have... Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 10:15,
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Is that her from Lost?
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 9:06,
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No,that would be www.imdb.com/name/nm0306201/
( RedHouse over yonder,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 9:17,
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phwooor!I bet that tastes salty
( Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 9:37,
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filth!you can see a hand!
death by flaming embassy!
(death by flaming embassy!
discomeats This canoe,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 7:27,
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Oh God! Oh Jesus Christ! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 8:57,
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She has a "Is that you Harry?" expression?As she turns to look behind. Nice shoppin'
( Q4nobody,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 9:32,
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Is the arcane wizard the one with the power to lift boulders
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gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 6:12,
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yeah he can probably do telekenesis, telepathy, etc, just all basic wizard shit
brew magic potions
(brew magic potions
Microwave,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 6:38,
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I want to be the arcane wizard.
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gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 6:45,
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Pull the string!
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BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 13:47,
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I love these...The Sorcerer is wearing a similar jumper to the one I got last year for Christmas.
PS: Compo It!
(PS: Compo It!
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 6:13,
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It's in their bloodwww.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-379036/Prince-Philip-pictured-Nazi-funeral.html
total cunts them saxe coburg gothas
*rant rage*
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Thu 28 Apr 2011, 5:52,
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total cunts them saxe coburg gothas
*rant rage*
is it "pa pa pa pa pa"?or "oomf oomf oomf oomf oomf oomf"?
Either way - top eye madness...
(Either way - top eye madness...
revmoola was thinking about a software problem,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 3:41,
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oops i changed it while you were commentingi hope it didn't spoil the hummus
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 3:42,
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the urge usually hits me if I am listening to some soft technoEDIT: I think you invented a word
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 3:56,
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i get the urge when listening to screams of painand i think deki is the creator of that.
(,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 4:27,
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more more more!is that all you people ever wish for?!? :D
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 5:11,
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That's really rather well done. Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 2:09,
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Very valid.I guess we're just fed up of hearing about it, but if it makes people happy, there's no harm done is there?
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 0:24,
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I find it amusing how it seems to bring out extreme reactions. I don't really care in the same way I don't care that Jane and Graeme got married yesterday; I don't know them but best of luck to them. Hope it makes them happy. If they can spread it round then all the better.
( Jimbuktu See? Right here,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 0:28,
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I may be misinformed, but the tax payer doesn't have to pay for security for Jane and Graeme's wedding, do they?
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 0:33,
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Jane and Graeme's wedding also didn't bring in billions in tourism. Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 2:06,
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Yeah, but they're only coming to see if there's a terrorist attack.That's why they've been pushing that aspect.
( An Egg ,D,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 3:16,
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exactlyit's making lots of people very happy so fair play to them
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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega..,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 0:30,
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Plus I'm a studentThus not paying taxes, thus not paying for part of this wedding. I really can't complain, can I?
( Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 0:35,
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Well, let's see...How about doing away with the Royal family and reinstating student grants. That'd probably add up, especially if you sold off all their assets.
This'll probably just reduce your interest.
(This'll probably just reduce your interest.
An Egg ,D,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 3:20,
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I just need to slip this in (fnaar). Something Rattlehead did earlier, and I couldn't think what it reminded me of
sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 1:10,
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Aahhhhhhhh!There used to be a big ride-on Space Harrier in Withernsea amusements and I shovelled tons of coins into that as a 15 year old.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 1:27,
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I long to see such a machine.I had Space Harrier 2 on the Mega Drive, and used to play Space Harrier 1 in the local arcade... without the ride-on bit =/
( Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 2:23,
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heh, I was thinking "this reminds me of space harrier" before I scrolled and saw the space harrier dudeI think we need a super hitler space harrier game :D
( discomeats This canoe,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 7:30,
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Do fuck off.Oh they bring in the tourists, it's what made this country great, everyone likes a bit of pomp and circumstance, blah blah blah fuck off.
They should be hanged, every last one of the inbred, tax-avoiding, biscuit-manufacturing bastards.
As long as we have a monarchy, we have an excuse for the land owning gentry, progeny of the robber barons of the middle ages.
It's time this country grew up, executed the aristocracy, and became a republic.
And redistributed the wealth and land a little more equitably.
(They should be hanged, every last one of the inbred, tax-avoiding, biscuit-manufacturing bastards.
As long as we have a monarchy, we have an excuse for the land owning gentry, progeny of the robber barons of the middle ages.
It's time this country grew up, executed the aristocracy, and became a republic.
And redistributed the wealth and land a little more equitably.
4Q just lurking,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 1:11,
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Name one republicwhere
"...redistributed the wealth and land a little more equitably"
has happened.
("...redistributed the wealth and land a little more equitably"
has happened.
sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 1:13,
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That's a bit like saying'communism won't work, look at russia'
( 4Q just lurking,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 1:14,
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It doesn'tBecause some people want to be more equal than others.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 1:29,
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Glib.Such a prosaic quote is certainly not enough to tempt me into a discussion with you.
( 4Q just lurking,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 1:39,
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Well I don't have all night to hang around to see if you're going to answer.
You've had 10 minutes, so fuck it, I'm off.
(You've had 10 minutes, so fuck it, I'm off.
4Q just lurking,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 1:25,
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Yawn.As SLVA said, it never happens anywhere.
Also, how long before I get banned?
www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post1184443
(Also, how long before I get banned?
www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post1184443
Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 2:09,
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Yes that's going to happen, because deep down everyone's someoneAnd they'll realise that if we're all just nice to each other instead then the world will be a happier place.
Fuck that - I'm going to take what I can get and everyone else can fuck right off. That's how absolutely everyone thinks, it's our nature, and it's not going to change. There will always be a rich, ruling class, who are above the law, who steal from the poor, and who pass their wealth onto their children, and the prolitariate will always be below it. Sanctimonious whining about it is the privilege of the disenfrachised, and marks one as being perfectly happy to be so.
(Fuck that - I'm going to take what I can get and everyone else can fuck right off. That's how absolutely everyone thinks, it's our nature, and it's not going to change. There will always be a rich, ruling class, who are above the law, who steal from the poor, and who pass their wealth onto their children, and the prolitariate will always be below it. Sanctimonious whining about it is the privilege of the disenfrachised, and marks one as being perfectly happy to be so.
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 9:08,
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Yay!It's ok that we're paying more for this than for a new hospital, we get a day off.
Leeches.
(Leeches.
An Egg ,D,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 3:08,
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It's a tough job......but someone has to do her it
:D
(:D
Puromycin is still licking windows,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 0:16,
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horrificand also wonderful.
you should sell these!
(you should sell these!
revmoola was thinking about a software problem,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 1:30,
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Would you mind if I had a small run made of these for friends and familyIf I do, I promise to send you one.
( An Egg ,D,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 3:26,
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if youre in any way serious then ive got no problem with that:)
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Thu 28 Apr 2011, 8:53,
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Bah, I made a poor (but similar) thing.Shall dump it here then.
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Thu 28 Apr 2011, 3:50,
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i hope he doesn't rape her mouth in a pool of flames covered with the cunt blood of his dead mother in law(i do really)
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 0:15,
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That would really grape his squildo:)
( Puromycin is still licking windows,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 0:17,
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it would rape somethin alright (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 0:23,
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ah, that gave me a laugh this morning as I print out shite to throw it into the postal abyss discomeats This canoe,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 7:32,
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*beer goggles deployed*She's at least a 9.5
( Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 0:30,
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MINE ASS, IT BLUD (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 0:02,
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HEIL OF A DAY
Full strip here, VERY nsfw (288kb)
www.b3tards.com/u/23925b16ee60d4243068/william_and_kate_royal_wedding_pictures.jpg
spotify:track:6OpHgAc03o9D6frQXx8p1T (Subduction by Kriotek)
(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Wed 27 Apr 2011, 23:54,
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Everything seems present and correct here......... carry on.
( Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat,
Wed 27 Apr 2011, 23:59,
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Turned out nice again! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 0:00,
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I bet he has a lot of koupons.
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 0:02,
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he says yes (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 0:04,
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Welcome to B3ta
;)
Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat,
Wed 27 Apr 2011, 23:40,
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CheersIt took ruddy ages ;)
( Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 0:07,
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That is fantastic *Mega Click* Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 8:55,
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^my immediate thought as well^
HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 0:40,
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Not sure......i suppose this wedding thing gives me muscle contractions similar to that dog's ...
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Mex3 =mememe,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 0:23,
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Brilliant. Get home and find you've married the girl from the fucking exorcist.
The wife wouldn't believe me when I said it looked like Hitler...
Looks like he's saying"Ham ham ham ham ham ham..."
( Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Wed 27 Apr 2011, 23:04,
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This man knows flavour!!
Egg Wallaceยฎ
Wildyles is back to rimming chimps,
Wed 27 Apr 2011, 23:07,
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NYUM NUYM NUYM NUYYM (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 0:00,
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*unzips*
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 0:03,
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you gotta be careful of the dark forces...
camp freddy well, would you look at that!,
Wed 27 Apr 2011, 22:44,
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ok so we're doing the royal wedding are we?fair enough. here's a repost from last week which was quick and shoddy and which i just improved immeasurably but which this internet connection is too crap to upload so you can have the rubbish upload instead
in other news, i like this :) a bit more... thoughtful than a lazy meme faceswap...
(in other news, i like this :) a bit more... thoughtful than a lazy meme faceswap...
boris the spider,
Wed 27 Apr 2011, 22:49,
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thank youdecided to try and go for a weird angle.
72 degrees is also a weird angle.
(72 degrees is also a weird angle.
camp freddy well, would you look at that!,
Wed 27 Apr 2011, 22:52,
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yeah - fuck 73.1 degreesit can cunt off.
( camp freddy well, would you look at that!,
Wed 27 Apr 2011, 22:54,
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Riding it will allow for conversation to move smoothly onto another issue. A fine segue.
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Christian's Bolt and Ski,
Wed 27 Apr 2011, 22:50,
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Did you hear about the CEO who drove his segway off a cliff?I thought it was a joke when I heard it on the news a while back.
Was it bad that I laughed?
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-leeds-11416654
(Was it bad that I laughed?
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-leeds-11416654
camp freddy well, would you look at that!,
Wed 27 Apr 2011, 22:54,
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lol nochrist this woman is sick: www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-13214127
( Avast is still alive!!!!,
Wed 27 Apr 2011, 22:57,
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both of them are uber creepyewwwww
( camp freddy well, would you look at that!,
Wed 27 Apr 2011, 22:59,
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that's a nice transition.He was from Yorkshire, you know. Which is a lovely if inhospitable place. Have you been there?
( Christian's Bolt and Ski,
Wed 27 Apr 2011, 23:09,
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cheeky!will you get away with it.....?????
( camp freddy well, would you look at that!,
Wed 27 Apr 2011, 23:00,
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You heathen scum cuntsockYou will pay for this in the fires of hell for eternity squealing and mumbling in anguish as your soul wreaths in abject agony
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Jahled Three shades of black,
Wed 27 Apr 2011, 23:01,
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