I know I'm known as Polaroid I'm not a total retardIt's 'cause I'm done in sixty seconds and you'll still want it enlarged
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sun 22 May 2011, 14:15,
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![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: Right Film, Wrong Gender"){kind=small}
He never could wait, could he?
Click for bigger (138 kb)
BTW, my wife suggested this one. Sick, sick lady.
I see the connection...
TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?,
Sun 22 May 2011, 13:36,
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That helecopter has no fan blades.........Fake!
(
tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!,
Sun 22 May 2011, 15:01,
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WHO IS THIS????dammit
(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Sun 22 May 2011, 13:43,
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Let's drink to the curtains!
TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?,
Sun 22 May 2011, 16:38,
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They need a bigger car.
TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?,
Sun 22 May 2011, 13:48,
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now that's a biiiig caractually yeh I should have asked if you would do teh car for the video. Ah well - next time eh?
(
The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni,
Sun 22 May 2011, 13:48,
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And by a bizarre coincidence...(
TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?,
Sun 22 May 2011, 13:50,
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heckety heck - great minds eh!!
(
The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni,
Sun 22 May 2011, 13:55,
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I do love the second comment on it:'I love the video but I think if I was the driver I'd suddenly abandon car and let them all crash into a tree.'
Fair call.
(Fair call.
TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?,
Sun 22 May 2011, 13:56,
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haha yes I noticed thatsome berk noted that, on mine, whhere the cat's paw hits the piano it is hitting diffferent notes to waht we hear on the song. very, very sad
( The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni,
Sun 22 May 2011, 13:59,
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Ha ha! I think my all time favouriteWas when I did a video to 99 red balloons. He said he counted them, and I had only drawn 68. I love the internet.
Edit: and if you like cars in vids, this has a few:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHKUvfbHTfA&feature=related
Am I spamming now?
(Edit: and if you like cars in vids, this has a few:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHKUvfbHTfA&feature=related
Am I spamming now?
TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?,
Sun 22 May 2011, 14:02,
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Excellent!yep - should definitely have got you too do the car
( The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni,
Sun 22 May 2011, 14:19,
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This is cat country!
(
Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Sun 22 May 2011, 13:46,
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AWWW NOW....there's ALWAYS room for cats :P
(
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 22 May 2011, 14:33,
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haha!
(
Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Sun 22 May 2011, 14:01,
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this popped into my head this morningand I had to let it out
( zozamaroo,
Sun 22 May 2011, 13:27,
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sexysexy ahahahahahhahahhahahahaahhahahhaahaahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahaha
(,
Sun 22 May 2011, 12:51,
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Arf!Although, kinky bitch needs a bacons butty or three.
( Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Sun 22 May 2011, 12:54,
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The ribs! The ribs!Fucking eat something you skinny bitch!
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Sun 22 May 2011, 12:56,
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There were meatier models, but none of them had a Darth Vader helmet on.8(
(
Captain Howdy,
Sun 22 May 2011, 12:59,
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You have shopping skills I know this to be true :DI just don't get why men are attracted to starvation victims or at least why the Modelling Industry is.
( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Sun 22 May 2011, 13:01,
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Because most fashion items only look right on 7' tall walking sticks.Me, I like flesh and the knowledge that I'm not going to snap them if we hug.
( Captain Howdy,
Sun 22 May 2011, 13:07,
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Shall I do anotherShocked duck for this one?
(
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Sun 22 May 2011, 12:41,
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Spofferro?
Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sun 22 May 2011, 12:04,
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Transformers....big cocks in disguise?
(
Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Sun 22 May 2011, 12:04,
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Needs more thinly-disguised paedophilia
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Sun 22 May 2011, 12:10,
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That is her surname - first name Betty maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Sun 22 May 2011, 12:19,
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The kid that made delinquency an art?
(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Sun 22 May 2011, 12:20,
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Hoo?
(
Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Sun 22 May 2011, 12:22,
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boo and your surname that is her surname first name ; boo The kid that made delinquency an art? hoo:- Who? i like jokes
( Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus,
Sun 22 May 2011, 12:23,
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This is no joke.It's serious business.
( Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Sun 22 May 2011, 12:26,
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.youtube.com/watch?v=hVDfnU6D52g
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Sun 22 May 2011, 12:32,
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an interrupting totoro who? Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus,
Sun 22 May 2011, 12:22,
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what the eff?
h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega..,
Sun 22 May 2011, 12:33,
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ha ha haFTW!
* I love the way your mum retrieves you...
(* I love the way your mum retrieves you...
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Sun 22 May 2011, 11:32,
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Also.. RPS Shocked Duck, is shocked!!!!
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Sun 22 May 2011, 12:31,
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and I have even got the timing right now...EDIT:
* F5 is your friend
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Sun 22 May 2011, 12:39,
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It's the perfect place ... for an accident
(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Sun 22 May 2011, 11:46,
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Is there a perfect place for an accident then? Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Sun 22 May 2011, 11:57,
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The comfy pillow factory.Hours of attempted suicide finally ended in spongy fun for the whole family.
( Captain Howdy,
Sun 22 May 2011, 12:02,
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My best friend's cousin's husband's second wife slashed her wrists with a comfy pillowyou insensitive bastard!!!
( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Sun 22 May 2011, 12:11,
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Those corners can be vaguely edged. It's a constant danger.(
Captain Howdy,
Sun 22 May 2011, 12:18,
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Why?There is no point in a pillow fight, unless the girls are only wearing underwear?
* FACT
(* FACT
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Sun 22 May 2011, 12:43,
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After much* consideration, I have to agree.* pfft.
( Captain Howdy,
Sun 22 May 2011, 13:01,
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haha!what actually caused the kid to fall over? (besides The Force)
( Mousing,
Sun 22 May 2011, 11:50,
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Love all these edits =)EDIT o_O was meant to go under your image...
(,
Sun 22 May 2011, 11:56,
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If I knew what this meant, I could possibly learn to love them just as much.EDIT: And now that I do, I kiss your hand and thank you.
( Captain Howdy,
Sun 22 May 2011, 12:07,
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Bridge over the river?
(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Sun 22 May 2011, 11:57,
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I did that when i was around that age.It didn't seem that funny at the time :D
( Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Sun 22 May 2011, 11:57,
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^ This!"and that will teach you for not eating you greens!"
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Sun 22 May 2011, 12:03,
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The tried-and-tested triple dunk technique.Every time.
( Captain Howdy,
Sun 22 May 2011, 12:03,
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No I think those are geese.
riverghost servicing your mum since,
Sun 22 May 2011, 12:29,
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Or just get rid of the little shite for good.
riverghost servicing your mum since,
Sun 22 May 2011, 12:28,
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hahaha :D h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega..,
Sun 22 May 2011, 12:38,
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And the inevitable ... ho hum
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Sun 22 May 2011, 12:55,
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Aaaaand b3ta's gone full circle again;)
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sun 22 May 2011, 13:28,
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arf! the 'rule 34' of b3ta...anything posted here will eventually get a CDC added
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 22 May 2011, 13:35,
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hahahaha"FIRE!"
"No fire, it's only bell"
"ees FIRE! ees FIRE! ees FIRE!"
("No fire, it's only bell"
"ees FIRE! ees FIRE! ees FIRE!"
h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega..,
Sun 22 May 2011, 12:37,
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Haha! Excellent. I liked the TravelPacman the best
Prequal This is serious business. Very serious.,
Sun 22 May 2011, 11:39,
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:)Control him with the gearstick!
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Sun 22 May 2011, 11:47,
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Livens up those boring motorway journeys! :) Prequal This is serious business. Very serious.,
Sun 22 May 2011, 11:54,
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Hahaha!Have a well deserved click, sir! =D
(
Kerrisis There's someone in my head, but it's not me.,
Sun 22 May 2011, 10:10,
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:Dhis shoes: not worthy
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sun 22 May 2011, 10:13,
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Jesus has a thing about washing feet - some may call it a fetish...
(
maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Sun 22 May 2011, 10:26,
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Just an old pair of Doc Martens I had lying around :)should have loosened them a bit, oh well
( Ysol ab abl blap,
Sun 22 May 2011, 10:26,
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hahashopped images only please
( The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni,
Sun 22 May 2011, 10:27,
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It is a RPSUsed an old pair of boots and a squeezy water bottle :)
( Ysol ab abl blap,
Sun 22 May 2011, 16:43,
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Hah!FP, now!
(
Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...",
Sun 22 May 2011, 10:29,
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Pissing hell!I mean heavens! Damned good stuff!
(
Zumf Ham banjo,
Sun 22 May 2011, 10:33,
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Awesome!I do wonder if the rapture had actually happened and noone on the planet was deemed worthy
( Michael Ellis contributes nothing,
Sun 22 May 2011, 10:38,
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or that rapture has happened to everyoneand heaven is an exact replica of earth
( h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega..,
Sun 22 May 2011, 10:45,
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*checks news*I bloody hope not, otherwise I want my money back
( Michael Ellis contributes nothing,
Sun 22 May 2011, 10:47,
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HahahaMaybe there's a muslim village in the desert somewhere that's inexplicably empty.
( mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sun 22 May 2011, 10:47,
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Anyone seen any flying spaghetti monster believers about recently? Michael Ellis contributes nothing,
Sun 22 May 2011, 10:48,
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They're real, I tell you! I saw one at the Royal Wedding just the other week
(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Sun 22 May 2011, 11:15,
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This has me groaning and howling at the same time. Great
(
cowcat Bituminous squeegee,
Sun 22 May 2011, 17:49,
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fantastic!deserves to be on the front page, it really does...
(
enceladus,
Sun 22 May 2011, 23:11,
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That makes me chucklemore than it should. :-)
(
Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds.,
Sun 22 May 2011, 9:41,
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Final one for now....In memory of Hergé (1907–1983) who would have been 104 today.
( Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Sun 22 May 2011, 9:32,
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It's the look of concentration on their faces that I love!EDIT: concentration anticipation
( Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Sun 22 May 2011, 9:55,
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It's normal sizeisn't it????
( Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Sun 22 May 2011, 11:40,
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No rapture? Oh well, Carry on
Sorry, sorry, sorry
(also sorry for two posts so close together, but it's a slow morning and I have to go out shortly)
scarpe We Stole Bikes,
Sun 22 May 2011, 9:30,
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Well yesbut it's B3ta, and some people take it very seriously...
( scarpe We Stole Bikes,
Sun 22 May 2011, 9:40,
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^ Let them ball up their little fists and go all purple-faced in front of their computers
( Michael Ellis contributes nothing,
Sun 22 May 2011, 9:51,
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Of course there's something out there!You can't expect the whole universe to be confined within this small tent.
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sun 22 May 2011, 9:54,
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"What was that film where they ate each other?" "'Deep Throat', wasn't it?"
( Michael Ellis contributes nothing,
Sun 22 May 2011, 9:59,
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hahathe clarkson was just an afterthought, as the original looked like a git.
(,
Sun 22 May 2011, 9:01,
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One day I'll draw something that is instantly recognisable as what I mean it to be.In the meantime this is as close as I got:
( scarpe We Stole Bikes,
Sun 22 May 2011, 8:28,
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Are you joking? That's really good!I've not seen a better caricature of Morgan Freeman
(
The Coast Of Yemen,
Sun 22 May 2011, 8:30,
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This isn't anywhere near as bad as you seem to think it is.
(
Captain Howdy,
Sun 22 May 2011, 8:40,
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Thank you. I don't think it's 'bad' badI mean, you should see the ones I don't post...
But it's nowhere near as good as it was in my head.
(But it's nowhere near as good as it was in my head.
scarpe We Stole Bikes,
Sun 22 May 2011, 8:42,
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That's a recurring theme for most artists.Accept that there will always be a discrepancy between what the mind wants and what the hand can deliver, and just enjoy yourself.
( Captain Howdy,
Sun 22 May 2011, 8:57,
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at least you know when not to post things upunlike me, i'll post any old shite
(
real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Sun 22 May 2011, 9:07,
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:)NING Scarp!
& Nice drawing...
(& Nice drawing...
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Sun 22 May 2011, 9:21,
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See if they've got roomover at badpaintingsofbarackobama.com/
( Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...",
Sun 22 May 2011, 10:30,
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it's quite depressinghow many of those are better than mine.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes,
Sun 22 May 2011, 10:35,
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It is also Morrisseys birthday today...So I thought I would have a go at 'Colour Enhancing With Black & White Areas & a Grey Face With Real Eyes & Mouth' thing. ('CEWBWAGFWREM' for short?)
* It took me ages, so I do hope you all like it?
* Original = 
(* It took me ages, so I do hope you all like it?
* Original = Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Sun 22 May 2011, 8:26,
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Blimey, Kryten scrubs up wellAlthough I don't mean that as an insult, I think this is great actually.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes,
Sun 22 May 2011, 8:30,
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your wish is my command
real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Sun 22 May 2011, 8:54,
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'heaven knows i'm happy now':D
also, can you do 'morrissey in a coma'?
(,
Sun 22 May 2011, 8:59,
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also, can you do 'morrissey in a coma'?
:DNING Mr Turd, NING real!
( Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Sun 22 May 2011, 9:02,
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gonna eat my dinnerplay some la noire, then off to bed
( real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Sun 22 May 2011, 9:14,
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sounds fun.my day will mostly be involving ladders and cement. and my legs ache already from yesterday...
(,
Sun 22 May 2011, 9:21,
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'lightbulb'remote controlled hover concrete! *calls patent office* ... balls. they're shut on weekends.
(,
Sun 22 May 2011, 9:26,
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1. Finish a gif I am doing while drinking coffee...2. Walk the dogs
3. Coffee and Papers
4. Parents coming round
5. Sunday Roast with Red wine
6. More wine
7. Start on the beer
8. More beer
9. Parents go home
10. More beer
11. Bed
- Result!
(3. Coffee and Papers
4. Parents coming round
5. Sunday Roast with Red wine
6. More wine
7. Start on the beer
8. More beer
9. Parents go home
10. More beer
11. Bed
- Result!
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Sun 22 May 2011, 9:20,
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hmmif i wrote everything i had to do in a list like that, the last entry would be 'buy everyone on b3ta this morning a new scrollwheel...'
(,
Sun 22 May 2011, 9:24,
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I have done 1.* Does anyone need anything while I'm out?
( Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Sun 22 May 2011, 9:33,
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drivebelt for a cement mixerit's on order, just needs picking up from bullseye
(,
Sun 22 May 2011, 9:38,
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"IIIIINnnnnnn ONE!!!!"* Look at what you could have won/blog
( Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Sun 22 May 2011, 9:54,
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Aprilia RSV4 Factory aprs real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Sun 22 May 2011, 9:56,
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2 & 3 Done!Is it acceptable to start the wine before the parents arrive?
( Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Sun 22 May 2011, 11:39,
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Ha ha ha* Coffee in keyboard moment!
( Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Sun 22 May 2011, 9:00,
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This...= double plus good
( smokey bobinson westing by musket and sexton,
Sun 22 May 2011, 12:06,
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So we are all still alive and today's Birthday VAG CREAMs are:(
& 
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Sun 22 May 2011, 7:40,
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Katie priceWhat a waste of a person
( Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com,
Sun 22 May 2011, 7:41,
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Jordan looked far, far more attractive- Before having 300 litres of saline injected into her tits.
- Before "starring" in some particularly inane reality television.
- Before she opened her mouth.
Edit: I also find it amusing that what she considers to be a smouldering expression just looks like a vacant stare.
(- Before "starring" in some particularly inane reality television.
- Before she opened her mouth.
Edit: I also find it amusing that what she considers to be a smouldering expression just looks like a vacant stare.
Kerrisis There's someone in my head, but it's not me.,
Sun 22 May 2011, 9:52,
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Sun 22 May 2011, 11:41,
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It's post rapture day :) time for a little looting
Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com,
Sun 22 May 2011, 7:13,
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ever watch waterloo roadThis is how every series seems to end
( Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com,
Sun 22 May 2011, 7:24,
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I hoping there are some Latin textbooks left Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Sun 22 May 2011, 8:04,
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Yey!* I started PRS yesterday
EDIT: Is that your kitchen?
(EDIT: Is that your kitchen?
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Sun 22 May 2011, 7:23,
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Like what you did with the reflectionAnd for all the post processing haters these are natural
*edit
the wifes on strike
(*edit
the wifes on strike
Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com,
Sun 22 May 2011, 7:28,
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I had no idea General Electric made camerasHow is it?
( The Coast Of Yemen,
Sun 22 May 2011, 7:46,
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for a little bridge camera it's nicehas all the features you expect on a high priced model and at £100 you don't mind climbing over walls and scrambling in threw smashed windows
( Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com,
Sun 22 May 2011, 7:49,
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Mr Bee likes those...* Pea Roast from last year
( Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Sun 22 May 2011, 7:42,
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Maybe we should change it to PRS - Post-Rapture Sunday.
(
Captain Howdy,
Sun 22 May 2011, 8:44,
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