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# Five suggestions for birthday vags yesterday...
Mrs Trellis was first to come with Jon Pertwee, closely followed by XLVII with Ringo Starr and Shelley Duvall. (I hope you like my twist on this clasic image?)

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 8:05, archived)
#
These were then followed up with Redhouse asking for Billy Campbell (as The Rocketeer) and Richard Wilson (as Vector Meldrew).



* Please feel free to make suggestions for tomorrow
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 8:06, archived)
# Kevin bacon
surrounded by a bacon based filigree

(although i do really like jeffery tambor as an actor)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 8:12, archived)
# Kevin Bacon could be a good one as his face already looks like it was chiseled out of plastic.
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 8:18, archived)
# the bacon filgiree is important otherwise we will forget his bacony-ness :P
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 8:40, archived)
# he comes from a proper bacon lineage
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 8:53, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 9:29, archived)
# ^ Science
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 9:32, archived)
# I can't see any good one's for tomorrow so maybe Pauline Quirke?
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 8:40, archived)
# ^ sarcastic?
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 8:46, archived)
# It wasn't
but I just remembered she's in Emmerdale now :(
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 9:02, archived)
# I remember her from Birds of a Feather..
I have I met her a couple of times, one in the Indian and and another time at the MAD festival, Waddesdon Manor.
(I'm going to need a bigger brush!)
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 9:30, archived)
# Hahaha
I think I met her once and that Dorean woman aswell.
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 9:39, archived)
# ^ Racist
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 9:44, archived)
# I would like:
1. Jeffrey Tambor -mainly because I have only just finished watching arrested development because I am so behind the times

2. Marty Feldman - how could you not do him?

kthxbai :D
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 8:46, archived)
# fucking awesome isn't it :D
Arrested Development, I mean.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 8:52, archived)
# totally wonderful
they're making a film of it atm.
www.imdb.com/title/tt0901469/
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 9:44, archived)
# It's been listed as in pre-production since a few whiles after it ended
fingers crossed it manages to make it through and it's not a dissappointment. Eitherway, if it comes out I will do an all three seasons marathon then go watch the movie. :D
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 10:53, archived)
# I didn't see Feldman on the search I used
^this!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 9:09, archived)
# I put a link under the Vector Meldrew pic.

* Please feel free to make suggestions for tomorrow
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 9:33, archived)
# Ooo Marty Feldman!
* Will
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 9:31, archived)
# Pffft!
Love it, though you know it needs animating now...

Woo & 'ning.

Edit: Damn, I'm used to always coming first!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 8:23, archived)
# it's not a race, let the lady come first once in a while :D
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 8:47, archived)
# ok I'll accept it, just this once mind!
Don't you lot make a habit of it though. ;)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 9:01, archived)
# :D
I am sure now you have said that, someone will animate it..

* Waits....
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 9:37, archived)
# Ringo Starr can get tae fuck
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 9:16, archived)
# He has a nice blouse though...
I just notice, only one of these is a actual VAG CREAM...

* More girl choices please
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 9:44, archived)
# Vlada Roslyakova or Anastasia Myskina
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 9:51, archived)
# I like your thinking...
* Pops of to the loo to do some more 'research'...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 9:59, archived)
# I'm ok with the choices so far
but feel free to knock one out for Ashley Blue, if you like.

PS "I don't believe it!"
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 12:53, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 16:54, archived)
# I absolutely adore the Worzel one!
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 9:38, archived)
# Thanks
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 10:00, archived)
[challenge entry] I tried to cover up what is essentially toap by drawing over the peoples faces, hopefully this acceptable for a new thread
either way the sentiment is heartfelt.

(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 7:46, archived)
# I really love the look of this
but know nothing about economics.
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 8:50, archived)
# to my understanding
our banking system was pretty much founded by a bunch of rich guys realising that if they pooled all their money together and then invested it collectively they can get a bigger return on interest (as there's more money to use) and then that could then be split among them.

If every one withdrew their money from the banks there isn't actually enough money in existence to cover that amount and we could bankrupt the country.

It's a system that works to make a select few a fucksite richer..
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 9:17, archived)
[challenge entry] Our money isn't even listed against the gold we own.. as Gordon Brown sold it
so despite our money having written on it "I promise to pay the bearer £x-amount of said note" there isn't actually anything other than the paper to pay that with now.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 9:27, archived)
# sorry dropped this: "comrad"
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 9:28, archived)
# Didn't the UK dump
the gold standard about 60 years ago?
(I helped save b3ta! splorp ®, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 9:34, archived)
# I'm not sure when it went to be honest
I knew it had and so connected the dots I was aware of.

for including an unresearched error I'm now compo-ing that paragraph. :D
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 10:13, archived)
# :-D
(I helped save b3ta! splorp ®, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 10:57, archived)
# Gold Standard
Sterling hasn't been directly linked to gold for a long time, but Gordon Brown did sell (at a huge loss) half of the UK's gold reserve. By announcing that he was going to sell it ahead of the sale, the market tanked. This is due to the market knowing that the sudden influx of gold would drive the price down. Gordon Brown was not a financial genius and this fuck-up cost the UK a reported £2 billion....
(Kitcar memeless in a meme filled world, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 11:37, archived)
# could tell you the exact time we fell of the gold standard
how ever you are correct when you say that there is now only paper to pay the bearer with , if mre people new and understoofd what this means then debt becomes a negative with no value at all and thus is usless as it should be now
(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 21:35, archived)
# In case anyone's still looking at this thread,
check out "Money as Debt":

www.youtube.com/watch?v=vVkFb26u9g8

and it'll all make sense.
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 12:46, archived)
# yes you :)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 20:16, archived)
# Lol!
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 10:01, archived)
# I can hear the spanging
from here...



Morning all!
(I helped save b3ta! dogbomb, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 7:45, archived)
# sorry for the immedi-dump :(
also :D
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 7:47, archived)
# It's fine :)
Morning!
(I helped save b3ta! dogbomb, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 7:54, archived)
# still evening over here
it's light outside.. but I'm still in yesterday.

but salutations!
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 9:30, archived)
# RIS?

NING DB!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 8:09, archived)
# :)
Morning.
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 8:25, archived)
# Care to say a few words for The News Of The World?

Quick and cheap. Just like the paper.
(subatomicelephant Fun Times, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 7:28, archived)
# Buggers!
Which is odd really, as they are generally against uphill-gardening.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 7:33, archived)
[challenge entry] Um
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 7:23, archived)
# ah..subtle...
...with a capital subtle
(I helped save b3ta! bigmeuprudeboy is using powerpoint or paint...have MERCY, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 10:28, archived)
[challenge entry] quick and possibly shit
(I helped save b3ta! Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 4:44, archived)
# purple means you're pregnant, right?
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 4:46, archived)
# OHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGOD
(I helped save b3ta! Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 4:49, archived)
[challenge entry] q and s
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 5:06, archived)
# tangy!
(I helped save b3ta! Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 5:19, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/10471434
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 5:20, archived)
[challenge entry] Foursprungducktechnique
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 4:40, archived)
# THIS DUCK?
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 4:47, archived)
# THIS FUCK
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 4:54, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/9650051
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 5:03, archived)
# That's a goose
on the loose
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 5:08, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/8692141
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 5:23, archived)
# and on the subject of petting zoos
nedroid.com/2011/06/wrong-turn/
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 5:21, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 5:24, archived)
# glorious!
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 5:38, archived)
# I <3 LPHNTS
 
though this one has a certain pathos the others lack
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 5:43, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 5:44, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 6:00, archived)
# "last night I dreamed about this magic bun it was well wicked"
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 6:10, archived)
# :D:D:D
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 6:19, archived)
# Emoticon centipede.
Onoes!
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 7:51, archived)
# that would be more
:(/\_/\:/\_/\:/\_/\
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 8:56, archived)
# I love these massively!
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 9:45, archived)
# This is amazing :)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 6:17, archived)
# I love this, and the one below, *click*
I really hope you do more. YAY!
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 17:45, archived)
# These are brilliant.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 17:51, archived)
# Yes!
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 10:26, archived)
# Also:
it was a goodthread
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 5:25, archived)
# b3ta needs more dux n geetz
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 17:48, archived)
# very good
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 4:50, archived)
# Thank you
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 5:08, archived)
# Upduck!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 8:41, archived)
[challenge entry] Swiss watches--yes. . . . Swiss umbrellas--um, no.
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 3:20, archived)
# dude! ...SRSLY?
give someone else a chance to post. come up for air, will ya?!?
ahh-HAHAAAAA!

Damn you!, Now I am in the mood for some good cheese :/
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 3:25, archived)
# ahh, I'm havin a few brewskis
and my mind is one big design flaw, so these come quick and easy :)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 3:26, archived)
# cheese umbrella is an excellent euphemism
 
for what, I'm not yet sure
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 3:47, archived)
# I concur
maybe for anything which does nothing that it purports to do
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 3:54, archived)
# not bad, not bad - I hadn't got beyond "foreskin"
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 4:25, archived)
# Holy Overlord!
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 4:30, archived)
# hard not to
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 4:35, archived)
# not to make light of these poor peoples' situation
www.3news.co.nz/DoL-investigating-Korean-fishing-claims/tabid/421/articleID/217144/Default.aspx

but when I saw it on TV I did crack up at the expression "made to massage the captain"

SOMETIMES FOR HOURS
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 4:46, archived)
# frigging in the rigging
and all that
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 4:48, archived)
# while looking for that recent story I found this more comprehensive report from April
www.stuff.co.nz/national/4841777/Slavery-at-sea-exposed

"Crew members are hit with fists and even with fish.."
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 4:58, archived)
# Oh come on now
"fishing in rusting boats" HAS to be a euphemism.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 5:19, archived)
# guess the link
www.youtube.com/watch?v=IhJQp-q1Y1s
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 5:28, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 5:31, archived)
# I read the link too quickly and thought it was about fisting clams.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 4:56, archived)
# Also:
"catching eels" sounds like it could be a great euphemism too.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 4:58, archived)
# reminds me of a video i'm too scared to look for again
suffice to say it's japanese
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 5:03, archived)
# br-oll-ie
i spose..
(I helped save b3ta! Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 4:59, archived)
[challenge entry] Cheesey!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 9:16, archived)
# <Insert Helmet Cheese gag here>
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Thu 7 Jul 2011, 12:40, archived)
[challenge entry] blind faith
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 2:31, archived)
# I like this.
I've clicked it and everything.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 2:41, archived)
# yer too easy :)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 2:43, archived)
# Nah, it's a genuinely good gag, executed with scrupulous attention to detail and a certain flair.
I stand by my liking of the picture. So there.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 2:52, archived)
# I stand corrected :)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 3:03, archived)
# There's a lovely bit in Lord of the Rings (the books, vol 2)
where Gandalf confronts a cornered Saruman. There is a parlay.
Eventually, Gandalf sez something very like: "Perhaps there are things you wish to... unsay."
This is the only use of the word "unsay" that I've ever read/heard/seen. It might well be unique.
It'd certainly be useful on b3ta as an environmentally-friendly alternative to clicking 'delete'.

None of this waffling, though, stops me liking the pic ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 3:17, archived)
# it is either you or the couple beers I've had but
I'm cackling here a bit :)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 3:23, archived)
# Good.
I'm only here for two reasons:

1)laughs
2)making people laugh

I find both of these things pleasurable.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 3:27, archived)
# It's heartening to encounter a sea tramp with a purpose :D
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 3:34, archived)
# I think it's clever too
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 4:45, archived)
# werrrr, thankya sir
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 5:41, archived)
# design flaw:
there is no shark. how will it attract any helicopters?
(crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 13:08, archived)
[challenge entry] One day, this will probably exist
Enclicken to embiggen.

Nart, clarts.



Click for bigger (27 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 2:14, archived)
# That . . . spells it all out . . . right there !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 2:17, archived)
# a ha! and the mobile phone I got my son for xmas, only needs one button for when he replies to my text messages.
'k'
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 2:20, archived)
# also, is that ALL CAPS, ALL THE TIME?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 2:22, archived)
# IS THERE ANY OTHER WAY?
SHOUTING WILL ONLY UPSET THE NEIGHBOURS, AND HOW ELSE ARE WE GONNA HEAR EACH OTHER ACROSS THESE LONG DISTANCES?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 2:32, archived)
# Where's the 'x'?
x
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 2:22, archived)
# indeed
for: kthxbai
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 7:27, archived)
# Hang on a sec-
How would one type (ah, sod it, I'm only gonna start swearing, and I've been trying to cut down)
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 2:29, archived)
# ROFLLMAO
oops!
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 7:01, archived)
# There are 4 Ls
Is it a Welsh keyboard?

If so, it's missing 7 Ys.
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Thu 7 Jul 2011, 12:48, archived)
# FU
(Sean Connery made your mom damp, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 7:16, archived)
# design flaw
there is no Enter key
(crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 13:04, archived)
# It already exists
See 'Das Keyboard - Ultimate'
www.daskeyboard.com/model-s-ultimate/
(Sonny_Jim Kirkladn has a small penis, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 2:54, archived)
[challenge entry] :)

(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 2:08, archived)
# My motto: "burning the candle at both ends, while taking a blowtorch to the middle".
while taking a blowtorch to the middle".Your picture made me grin fiendy btw.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 2:14, archived)
# *hot lips it*
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 2:16, archived)
# don't Bogart that joint, my friend
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 2:44, archived)
# "I can't even light this thing on my own"
www.youtube.com/watch?v=RbkMEBwYvbo
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 2:49, archived)
# "Trifecta of joint-smoking power" hahahah
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 3:36, archived)
[challenge entry] notorious design flaw
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 1:54, archived)
# With added nyan cat :
nyanit.com/b3ta.com/board/
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 1:55, archived)
# christ I have the feeling that would play indefinitely
but I've no intention of finding out :)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 2:00, archived)
# Fresh from links . . . it does have a hook to it !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 2:02, archived)
# I think I've heard that riff before
oh yeah!! www.youtube.com/watch?v=iFCniNYZoFg
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 2:06, archived)
# Mind = blown
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 2:10, archived)
# holy crap
 
feeling pretty foolish I didn't know the vocaloid track was a cover in the first fucking place
this may be the only ELP song I've ever liked
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 2:13, archived)
# which is itself a Copland arrangement, I should just kill myself now
here's the Flecktones kicking it (tutti from 2:00 if you lack patience)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=8fu2s2H-hlc
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 2:17, archived)
# I mainly listen to the Flecktones for the bass solos
 
OH, VICTOR
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 2:21, archived)
# It's not even that similiar really (I dont think)
I've heard the nyan cat thing a million times, but this time it just struck a memory of ELP's Hoedown :P
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 2:19, archived)
# no, it's the Copland lick alright
 
I've only played his solo piano stuff, I don't know his ballets from shit
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 2:22, archived)
# shit! then that means we're the only ones who know
the japanese will surely kill us
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 2:25, archived)
# it's not quite the same
the nyan cat tune has a lot more blue notes in. the second half of nyan cat begins with a similar motif but then wanders off in a different direction
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 9:38, archived)
# having listened more closely to the Copland piece, you're entirely correct.
 
WHAT CAN I SAY, I SMOKE A LOT
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 10:42, archived)
# oh fuck yes
 
if only they were bigger
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 2:10, archived)
# When I replied in it . . . it got BIGGER !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 2:14, archived)
# Nah, it's not that bad really.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 2:07, archived)
# I love CS!
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 20:59, archived)
[challenge entry] This
is actually real, from a cafe I frequent in Camden -

Frontiers of design
(Wong Fei-Hung - now with added flickr.com (see profile), Thu 7 Jul 2011, 1:47, archived)
# They must be trying to pull my leg . . . makes me feel pushy !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 1:58, archived)
[challenge entry] Glitch for sale
fired only once
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 1:29, archived)
# hahaha!
A sophisticated version of what William Gibson once termed a Wednesday Night Special.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 1:31, archived)
# If you must blow your brains out, do it in style :)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 1:32, archived)
# is he the fellow that was raised by gibbons?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 1:36, archived)
# raised by Andy Gibb, ashally
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 1:37, archived)
# ah, son of Gibb. I get it now.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 1:38, archived)
# Yes, the descendent of one of the Bee Gees, and the originator of the cyberpunk 'genre'.
He wrote Neuromancer. And some other books.
A 'Wednesday Night Special', in one of his books (1990s, but not sure exactly when), is a disposable device imported from Poland.
It's a single shotgun cartridge fitted with a cheap trigger mechanism. It only needs to be used once.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 1:45, archived)
# i know who billy gibbon is, and i know about the cyberpunk and neuromancer thing
but i did not know the rest.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 1:52, archived)
# Quite a nasty device, really,
cos if it's used unsuccessfully, you'd end up with half your face blown off and your hands destroyed, but still alive. And, with the book being set in the US, an extremely large medical bill.
So the user would have to be pretty fucking sure.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 2:40, archived)
# I doubt you'd
care about any of those things
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 3:25, archived)
# I had a beretta water pistol with a reversible spout when i was a wee bairn
was great japes turning it around and squirting oneself
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 1:32, archived)
# and you were surprised every time, right? :)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 1:33, archived)
# ah, those were the days where the simple application of water via a gun-shaped appliance caused fits of laughter....
Now i wont laugh at anything less than a kitten being vomited on by a crack-addled paraplegic.

I blame b3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 1:35, archived)
# MINESLEF, IT BLUD
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 1:33, archived)
# Can a laser guided sight be attached ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 1:36, archived)
# If you do it before you fire it
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 1:37, archived)
# yes - a good advert for gun control
www.coloribus.com/adsarchive/prints/gun-control-awareness-backwards-gun-7329755/

so they say.

I prefer yours though so have a woo
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 1:54, archived)
# the one in the link has been known to jam
(leaving head-scratching survivors)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 1:58, archived)
[challenge entry] LOLOLOL
IT IS AND FLAW BECAUSES THE TOILET HAVE SMALL HOLE AND MAINS POWERED CLEANSING BRUSH!!!1



Sorry - ill try better in the morning when im more soberer.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 1:20, archived)
# hahah ahahhaha
don't apologise, this is fab *clicked* do more drunken shoppery.
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 1:21, archived)
# i sat there fighting off the brain lack for about 5 minutes trying to think of a good idea
and this is the best i had :-/

Its a good compo though - ill try again.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 1:23, archived)
# Aim too . . . please !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 1:22, archived)
# its certainly a challenge getting a jobby through that hole.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 1:24, archived)
# This a peculiar one, taters.
I like it, cos it raises more questions than it provides answers to.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 1:29, archived)
# why is it in white, and not eggshell blue?
Why is the toilet brush holder not ceramic?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 1:37, archived)
# Yes. These are the questions that keep me awake all morning.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 1:48, archived)
# Drunken drawing always goes down well for me.
Last time I drew Fidel Castro with bog-eyes.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 1:29, archived)
# im not THAT drunk.
just had a few ciders and pints and the lovely strong belgian beer known as kwak.

But put it this way, i wont be doing any trapeze walking this evening.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 1:31, archived)
# Ahh I get you.
I'd had a few vodkas when I drew that.

I'm not too big on beer; I think it's something in it that makes me feel sick, yet I can hammer spirits like water.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 1:36, archived)
# Im loving the strong belgian beers and weissbiers. Bloody love em
but they dont love me. My farts are worse than 100 auschwitz gas chambers after ive been on em.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 1:39, archived)
# I wish I could, but my stomach can't hack it.
I can't keep drinking strong shit, especially when I won't be eating for a bit.

Heh, just noticed most of that rhymed.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 1:44, archived)
# Hahaha!
taters is a kwakhead!
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 1:38, archived)
# i first brought it in Valencia, purely for the comedic name.
Turns out its sodding nice. With the exception of Erdinger, its probably my favourite beer. 8.4% too.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 1:41, archived)
# That's just the kwak talking...
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 1:47, archived)
# the woll smoth special!
clicky
(AshTeamRacing, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 4:06, archived)
[challenge entry] Tour De Farce

An oldie, but never posted before.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 1:06, archived)
# I would like to take that for a trip round the corner !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 1:13, archived)
# this smooth ride was ahead of its time
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 1:31, archived)
# Won't even notice the speed bumps !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 1:34, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 1:16, archived)
# Pesky Cannondale
Although I think they sorted the issue of the head tubes snapping off!

Clicky
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jayneflakes Buy my book, I need the cash for drugs and hookers, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 10:37, archived)
# Can happen...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=u-hDEEl67_Y&feature=youtube_gdata_player
(I helped save b3ta! enthusiastic amateur delurked at:, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 7:45, archived)
[challenge entry]

(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 0:51, archived)
# hahaha
worlds fastest animation or did you have insider information... eh eh EH?
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 0:54, archived)
# ^
this is a damn impressive 15 minutes if not
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 0:56, archived)
# That's what she said
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 7:08, archived)
# Trust the former . . . not the ladder !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 0:55, archived)
# One who forms sixths?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 0:58, archived)
# I went to a sixth form!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 0:58, archived)
# Would you rather have a fifth ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 1:04, archived)
# Hahaha.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 1:00, archived)
# lovely animation, sir
is that trickery of the third dimension, i see?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 1:25, archived)
# hahah--the maker does rubber crutches too, no?
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 2:02, archived)
# Hahaha:D
(I helped save b3ta! herman:D, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 16:08, archived)
# hahaha
"I were installing a fire alarm system but they'd given me the wrong type of ladder..."
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Tue 12 Jul 2011, 19:01, archived)
# Next in teh seriez


Now, if I could just find the webpage that had about 5 pages of B3ta memes again...
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 0:51, archived)
# Belly slide at the drag races !
Weeeeeeeeee !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 0:55, archived)
# this one?
www.b3takit.co.uk/site/
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 0:58, archived)
# Fluffy trumps everything, I think
www.b3takit.co.uk/site/
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 0:58, archived)
# tooo slow
though I don't think it covers all the b3ta memes.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 1:03, archived)
# There was another site...had significantly more memes
arranged in a grid on each page. I appreciate what's on the b3takit, but there's more memes not there...I think. Maybe.
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 2:30, archived)
# I think I know what you mean
 
prowling in the archive I found lazygamer's kit used to be hosted on his work domain before he shifted it in 2005
I'm sure there was another before that, probably long gone.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 3:03, archived)
# NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE: CRUCIAL DESIGN FLAWS


This week's challenge: from inflatable dart boards to traffic signals that send cars crashing into crossing pedestrians, design stuff that has a single, crucial design flaw. Challenge suggested by Rob.
(I helped save b3ta! Fraser has joined the Moomins., Thu 7 Jul 2011, 0:35, archived)
# cool, I got some great ideas looking at this yesterday
www.cracked.com/photoplasty_149_20-small-changes-that-would-turn-great-ideas-into-disasters/
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 0:39, archived)
# what?
we have no say in the challenge anymore? this is a moral outrage ! AN OUTRAGE I SA..... *loads photoshop*
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 0:42, archived)
# dildos with three balls
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 0:43, archived)
# THE MORE THE MERRIER
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 0:51, archived)
# The Conservative Party?
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 0:44, archived)
# hahaha!
You're right. A fundamental design flaw, from the simple nominative to the downright grotesque ideological.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 1:05, archived)
[challenge entry] A bit of a dodgy one but...


Probably a bit too subtle/shit. Back to't drawing board in the morning.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 0:47, archived)
# how is this a design flaw?
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 0:50, archived)
# The fact there's no metal in a glass bottle?
Not the best compo to enter it to, must be said.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 0:53, archived)
# i love the hand movement
it reminds me of les claypool's crazy hand gesture seen here at 1:59
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 0:53, archived)
# I see what you mean.
That guy's handy on a bass, I must say.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 1:00, archived)
# his whole performance is quite fuck
crazy bass bastard, love it.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 1:01, archived)
# pretty good challenge!
I feared for news of the world style tediousness.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 1:02, archived)

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