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[challenge entry] :D
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 17:48, archived)
# Haha. About an hour too early if that machine is correct.


(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 17:51, archived)
# half an hour in Sheffield as long as it's a South Yorkshire pass 9:30 for other passes
I did actually 'Pootle' the time though the actual time was 14:30
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 17:55, archived)
# Hahaha!!
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 17:54, archived)
# Only got paint installed. Sunday Papers
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 17:30, archived)
# WIV DA REST OF DA OVERDOSED ANGLES.
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 17:37, archived)
# Shopped only please
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 17:39, archived)
# Looks like the owls are going to be taking a back seat tonight then.
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 17:41, archived)
# Day or night, owls should never drive
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 17:43, archived)
# Is it true?
Diana's dead??????????
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 17:44, archived)
# GOD BLES U AMEY
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 17:46, archived)
# This is glorious.
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 17:48, archived)
# Deserves more win
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 22:00, archived)
# wtf is this?
Can anyone explain this for me - I am totally ris-ing...
(, Sun 24 Jul 2011, 1:45, archived)
# It's a rake with a beehive...
...in memory of a rake with a beehive.
<Buggers off back to /links>
(, Sun 24 Jul 2011, 3:05, archived)
# Oh, thx.
I didn't know she was dead til you explained this... dur.
In that case, it's very good and I am very slow.
(, Sun 24 Jul 2011, 15:14, archived)
# Pfft.
Shopped images only please..

I think this is how we all will remember her.

Most excellent sir.

(, Sun 24 Jul 2011, 2:22, archived)
# Genius
Says it exactly how it is. Just need to replace the bees with flies in a day or so.....
(, Sun 24 Jul 2011, 8:53, archived)
# Hehe :D
(, Sun 24 Jul 2011, 11:10, archived)
# ^^^This^^^
Beat me to it - by a day or so
(, Sun 24 Jul 2011, 13:53, archived)
# Took me a few secs...very good!
here's a clx
(, Sun 24 Jul 2011, 11:11, archived)
# Wonderful
(, Sun 24 Jul 2011, 21:49, archived)
# Related Pea

(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 17:49, archived)
# She wasn't looking too good of late...
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 17:52, archived)
# Necromancy fails, Comeback cancelled
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 17:56, archived)
# I know I shouldn't laugh but
hahahahahahahahahahahhaha

(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 18:02, archived)
#
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 18:44, archived)
[challenge entry] smarmy owl
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 17:01, archived)
# I thought Professor Yaffle was a woodpecker?
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 17:10, archived)
# He most certainly looks like one...
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 17:11, archived)
#
OH BOLLOCKS.
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 17:13, archived)
# Good shop though :)
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 17:14, archived)
#
haha thanks :-) very kind. i'm blaming my distraction on being distraught over poor old Amy Winehouse...
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 17:16, archived)
# is it true then?
there seems to be a Amy Whinehouse dead hoax every week
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 17:16, archived)
# Think it's finally right
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 17:41, archived)
# It was Sky News tweeted it
so I thought it was probably true. Sky News may not have the greatest collection of journalists in the known world, but they're at least vaguely credible.

Now for the usual tasteless rush of QUICK LET'S SHOP A DEAD PERSON LOL
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 17:42, archived)
# No no no
You tried to make me do a quick and dirty shop, I say no, no, no.
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 17:45, archived)
# But
will it cause a rise in house prices?
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 18:27, archived)
#
can i delete...? *going red*
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 17:15, archived)
# Don't, it's a great 'shop
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 17:16, archived)
# I love Yaffle!
And I like this! Yaffle was the only one with a brain amongst the lot of them! Have some Drum and Barse! www.youtube.com/watch?v=RDa3j_53FUo ;-)
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 17:31, archived)
[challenge entry] 429OWL?
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 17:00, archived)
# haha brilliant!
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 17:02, archived)
# Haha!
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 17:08, archived)
# I don't believe it etc...


(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 17:21, archived)
# Simply beautiful!
Clickee!
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 22:35, archived)
[challenge entry] Dum dum dum dum dum dum...etc.
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 16:17, archived)
# hahahaha nicely
aww look at the wee mousey :3

beaten to it www.b3ta.com/board/10485851
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 16:25, archived)
# Bugger ;)
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 16:28, archived)
[challenge entry] ning :D
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 16:02, archived)
# Don't wanna know what's going on here!
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 16:15, archived)
# In the spirit of similarly formed words this week
Bukkowlkke
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 16:38, archived)
[challenge entry] Aye Eye
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 15:50, archived)
[challenge entry] Top Secret ftw!
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 15:58, archived)
# Saw it on the TV a few days ago
Still noticing jokes I hadn't seen before... like the casual reference to the department store's "pre-teen maternity department".
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 16:11, archived)
# The underwater bar fight is one of the best ever comedy moments.
In my opinion, of course.
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 16:15, archived)
# ^this
GREEEEEENAAAAAAAADE!
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 16:13, archived)
[challenge entry] An owl strutting his funky stuff
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 15:33, archived)
# There's only one thing to do at a time like this ... STRUT!
Superb stuff :D
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 15:39, archived)
# oooh yeh
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 15:54, archived)
# ahahahaha
before i saw your username I knew it was you :D Wonderful *click*
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 15:41, archived)
# oh i say old chum
excellent
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 15:44, archived)
# he's cool
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 15:47, archived)
# Happy owl is fondling himself.
He looks happy about it, as well he might.

Also (wasn't worth its own thread):

(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 15:47, archived)
# A popular game in Norfolk.
AICMFP
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 15:52, archived)
# Woo for Funky Strut Saturday!
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 16:03, archived)
# Redhouse has suggested Summer Glau for tomorrows birthday VAG CREAM...
But after intensive research, I could not resist knocking one out...

(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 15:31, archived)
# u filtahd!
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 15:42, archived)
# nicely
still would
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 15:44, archived)
# you'd try
not sure how you'd manage it though
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 16:26, archived)
# She's pretty armless
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 15:57, archived)
# I find the real eyes and lips creepy :(
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 16:24, archived)
# Was hoping you'd pick this source
Well done!
So, does that leave me 2 for tomorrow?
www.b3ta.com/board/10485734
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 18:04, archived)
# but it stil lisn't
Emil Jannings or Charisma Carpenter birthdays tomorrow
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 19:46, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 14:59, archived)
# Tiny legged Owl spotted on orange planet
Nicely :)
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 15:03, archived)
# very nice!
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 15:03, archived)
# My favourite thing about owls is their tits.
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 15:03, archived)
# I'm rather fond of their clits
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 15:05, archived)
# I LIKE THEIR HOO-HAHS!
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 15:07, archived)
# i can tell you are a big fan of owls with tits
How do you satisfy your O.W.T. fascination?
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 15:07, archived)
# I got this tattoo.
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 15:09, archived)
# This happened in the last Harry Potter film.
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 15:21, archived)
# Hoots mon
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 15:06, archived)
# your citrus owl is making me thirsty
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 15:10, archived)
# WITH THE REFRESHING TASTE OF OWLS
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 15:17, archived)
# you can't beat freshly squeezed
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 15:21, archived)
# For that crisp, clean taste.
Owl Juice, new product from the Monkey Beer brewery?
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 15:23, archived)
# i'll stick to cider
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 15:29, archived)
# I just made some orange Kool-Aid
...but not because of this -- only because I am poor
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 15:32, archived)
# this is lovely
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 15:35, archived)
# I could have done more with this, but I got lazy

it's funny becoz, ummm, owls don't have mammary glands
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 14:33, archived)
# Haha!
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 14:36, archived)
# haha
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 14:37, archived)
# OWL BUY THAT FOR A DOLLAR!!
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 14:38, archived)
#
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 15:12, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 15:15, archived)
# Ab shedob.
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 15:55, archived)
# My favourite thing about owls is their tits.
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 14:51, archived)
# if she pecks those things, they'll pop
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 15:00, archived)
# mmm sweet silicon tit juice
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 15:04, archived)
# ew
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 15:10, archived)
# Run Rabbit, Run Rabbit..
Run, Run, RUN!



Previously

PS: I am surprised no-one has shouted NSFW for this Sexy Stephanie Seymour
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 14:17, archived)
# RE: Stephanie Seymore -- I suppose if it was someone attractive, it would have been different
I know a guy who will eat very fresh roadkill.
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 14:25, archived)
# Compo it
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 14:35, archived)
#
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 14:38, archived)
# O_o
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 14:50, archived)
# :'(
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 15:01, archived)
# ?,:-|
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 15:08, archived)
# :(
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 14:25, archived)
# :(
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 14:35, archived)
# Is this going to become a series?
I'm not sure swearing roadkill has much hummus mileage.
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 14:36, archived)
# you could always change it up a bit, and put a 'free [depicted_dead_species]' sign propped up next to it


EDIT: Would something like be better? I did a small predator/LOL-prey series a while ago...

(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 14:37, archived)
# Pffft!
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 14:42, archived)
# ohh, there's a lot more where that came from -- I just cannot find anymore right now
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 14:43, archived)
# oops, one more
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 14:44, archived)
# Font respect :)
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 14:46, archived)
# Hahaha! Sweeet!
One of these days those fishes are going to fight back and realise what a tasty meal waterfowl really make.
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 14:45, archived)
# indeed, the meek shall inherit the earth.... someday
Last one, I promise

(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 14:47, archived)
# Haha! I like these :)
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 14:57, archived)
# *joins in*
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 15:11, archived)
# :)
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 15:22, archived)
# ha ha!! Did you see these yet?
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 15:33, archived)
# Oh yes
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 15:38, archived)
# *bookmarks*
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 15:43, archived)
# akshally, some of those are making me feel a bit queasy
especially the ones with poorly done eyes.

but I will still eventually consume every page of that site
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 15:48, archived)
# Was in Berlin around the start of the year and ended up in what was supposed to be a pretty cool bar one night.
But given that it was a Tuesday it was empty. Spent ages taking photos of a weird stuffed fox only to find it on that site about two months ago.

I shouldn't have been surprised.

EDIT - This guy
s3.amazonaws.com/data.tumblr.com/tumblr_l9buddoEkI1qze1jro1_1280.jpg?AWSAccessKeyId=AKIAJ6IHWSU3BX3X7X3Q&Expires=1311519668&Signature=G9V5j32SPbTlsVhYbdxO%2B2iWBrQ%3D
Fucking wonderful :)
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 15:59, archived)
# Wow, that's quite badly stuffed. XD
I've seen worse, but that's still quite unprofessional.
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 16:11, archived)
# The only reason its IN that bar is because its done so badly :)
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 16:20, archived)
# Ah fair enough :)
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 16:24, archived)
# Oh yeah.
I take parts of these pictures and use them for 'shopping material sometimes.
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 15:40, archived)
# lol :D
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 14:51, archived)
# ha ha
made me laugh that did.

Woo!
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 17:18, archived)
# I do have some others....
Should I stop now?
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 14:47, archived)
# Meh, I don't care but unless the joke is going somewhere different
Just stick them in this thread? But then what do I know? :)
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 14:57, archived)
# Do what you like
I believe the general idea is that you post your work, look at the responses and then decide if you should post more of the same based on those responses
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 14:59, archived)
# HAPI BIRFDAY MISTA RABIT LOL!
Incredible work - Loving the texture of the fur
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 14:37, archived)
# No to roadkill please.
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 14:50, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 14:14, archived)
# like it, like it
Imagine the riveting dialogue:

Batman: *hoot*
Joker: *squeak*
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 14:20, archived)
# Hahaha!
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 14:31, archived)
# I always knew Stuart Little was a bad seed
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 14:35, archived)
# Weird how this doesn't work in Watchmen, though.
The owl-guy in that just looks a div. And he's ruined the end of Shrek for me.
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 16:29, archived)
# I haz a new spanging animashun


so watch it!!!
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 13:54, archived)
# I have one to :D
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 14:01, archived)
# haha brill!!
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 14:18, archived)
#

(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 14:04, archived)
# I like the flying spang action :)
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 14:39, archived)
# Not real photo (and indeed very little effort put into it) Saturday
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 13:48, archived)
# Ah, the Escher Memorial.
And yes, he did tile.
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 13:49, archived)
# The 4th dimensional stone mason strikes again!
I have the same problem with flatpack furniture.
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 13:53, archived)
# haha those damn Blivet chairs
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 15:01, archived)
# ahh, wonderful!
I've seen photorealisitcescherisms before and always enjoy looking at them
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 13:54, archived)
# RIP AT-AT
4EVA IN R HARTS
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 14:05, archived)
# That hurts my eyes.
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 14:30, archived)
# Transdimensional optical devices FTW
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 16:11, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 13:43, archived)
# owls
deploy the FUCKBEAM
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 14:23, archived)
# I have no idea, but I'm in favour of it
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 14:37, archived)
[challenge entry] i found this....
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 13:43, archived)
# had to happen
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 13:52, archived)
# ^This
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 14:02, archived)
# Haha! :)
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 13:56, archived)
# haha :)
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 14:27, archived)
[challenge entry]
I'm pretty sure only Aussies with young kids will get this.


Fuck you Jimmy Giggle! (76 kb)

(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 13:35, archived)
# That fucking thing will drive me to strigicide one day.
And I bet Jimmy Giggle deals crack outside schools as well.
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 13:48, archived)
# oh mate
the children's tv wronguns list gets longer.
Big cook often looks like he's come in straight from a week long session and Little cook looks like a kiddie fiddler
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 13:58, archived)
# Big Cock Little Cock.
Every day it's mince.
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 14:58, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 13:30, archived)
# Haha
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 13:38, archived)
# :D
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 13:46, archived)

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