And when you have to go, you can tear it open by its anusGJM
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 21:07,
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it's a toilet bowlthis is great - clicks
(
The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 21:08,
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Bloody Brill sir!I had thought of the toilet roll eyes, but I didn't have the yellow paper. Couldn't have done it better. A well deserved click from here!
(
Q4nobody,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 21:23,
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Honestly well deservedI know how much satisfaction such simple perfection brings, as I've had the pleasure myself. And this work is true toilet perfection
( Q4nobody,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 21:38,
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Reflection chin !
Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 21:29,
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ha ha Aceyou don't want to sit on that with the bog seat down
(
lord bofingham,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 21:37,
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Beautiful.Truly a thing of wonder.
:D
(:D
Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 22:50,
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Stuff like thisremoves the last vestiges of excuse I had for not participating in image challenges.
(
.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera,
Wed 27 Jul 2011, 17:00,
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I thought for a second that was going to be a reference to.."ANGRY TURDS"
(
mikenco,
Fri 29 Jul 2011, 2:47,
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i was enjoying a break from cats this week :-( taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 21:00,
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dunno what's happeningbut it has a kitty and that's good enough for me :D
(
cakeburglar still bored with Freebase,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 21:05,
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hehehenicely made, and not bindun, amazingly
( taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 20:54,
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i like thisbut my eyes are getting tired, so i'd better be off.
g'night all!
(g'night all!
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 20:57,
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calls the rspcobut very good
( cakeburglar still bored with Freebase,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 21:06,
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![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: Owls"){kind=small}
young Owlbert Einstein birds leaving the nest
Elvis impersonator,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 20:33,
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Pffft how wonderfully hatstand mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 20:36,
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Hey....just noticed the FPcongrats on that........top Wossy
( Elvis impersonator,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 20:38,
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They've sussed out the theory of relativity,ie, get away from the relatives as quick as you can!
Woo!
(Woo!
Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 20:42,
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Theory Of Relativity He = MC2
( Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 21:27,
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This is for a Photoshop tutorial..!
it'll be released on Tipsquirrel.com tomorrow but if you want to read it now its here littlephotoshopofhorrors.co.uk/2011/07/26/limb-removal/#content :D
i swear my nails dont actually look dirty in real life :D
Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 20:04,
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that's very kind of youbut i like my fingers where they are
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 20:06,
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and where exactly is that????
(
The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 20:47,
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on my hands, of course*looks slightly shifty*
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 20:52,
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hmmm - lets you off this once
(
The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 21:07,
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shouldn't you add blood or bone or something?also you need to clean your nails
( FIEND,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 20:06,
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yeah but it was a quick tutorial on removing a limb not on all the other gubins :D
( Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 20:07,
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Those nails are atrocious!;)
(
Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 20:06,
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Now that's what you call literally giving the finger ! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 20:07,
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Are you going to give me your middle finger?O.o (edit: D'oh Valin said that)
(
Frogbeat,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 20:09,
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Great sacrifice for a mere photoshop tutorial! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 20:15,
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spider owl, spider owldoes whatever the fuck it wants. who's going to stop it? nobody, that's who.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 20:20,
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if it didnt have the comedy fangsthat would be genuinely disturbing
( taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 20:28,
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ah, the rare pipe-cleaner spiderfound only in the vast jungles of peckham, it feeds on seagulls and lard and has a venom that is lethal to all known ducks.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 20:30,
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i once ate part of a scientist Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 20:33,
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with platonic ketchup Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 20:37,
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Aaargh!*lets loose the defense*
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 20:32,
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Thanks,I really needed something to haunt my dreams tonight. And here's me all out of fire and hammers too.
( Funkenschlag still likes dogs more than cats,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 21:38,
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Only nine tutorials to go!:)
( mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 20:33,
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Come to the free-for-all with sellotape and knives. Some of us 6 feet tall, we will escape our lies.
Spare us the cutter!
(Spare us the cutter!
Captain Howdy,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 20:36,
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As long as it's not your nose picker! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 20:40,
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top shoppingyou changed the wood grain from oak to pine?
( Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 20:50,
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Hello and come take a look at my new oWLpad
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 19:54,
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i imagine him saying that in squiggy's voice Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 20:03,
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That works owl too well ! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 20:06,
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I dream about going to work like that every day mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 19:50,
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all the cold air whizzing pastis going to make that poo scoot back up again
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 19:54,
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scared the turtle Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 20:00,
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ewwhow graphic ;p
(gave me an idea for a gif, which I hope I never make)
((gave me an idea for a gif, which I hope I never make)
LS18,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 20:02,
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i could be far more graphicbut i'd juast make myself sick
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 20:05,
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I FUCKING LOVE THIS CAAAARRRis what he's saying
( taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 19:59,
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He's having fits . . . problems ! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 20:08,
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The disastrous consequences of a change of wind mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 21:06,
archived)
Oh noWho left the lid off the 4chan bin?
(
Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...",
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 19:48,
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I am just going to use this space to repost for compo.
PROBLEM?
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 19:57,
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who are you? The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 19:50,
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no but the problem probably lies within youyou probably think you are really cool posting this here, and I hope you feel really proud of yourself :)
( FIEND,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 19:51,
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coming back?you were here before?
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 19:51,
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this is nothing compared to freebaseyou totally failed, fucker
(,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 19:55,
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Hahaha what kind of contrast matching algorithm are you using? mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 20:16,
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Whatever fits at the timeTo be honest, I just wanted a Fuck picture.
(,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 20:18,
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Would it be too soon to shop Winehouse in on the right? The hair fits.
(,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 20:37,
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I don't think I have ever seen you before.
Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 19:59,
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Ah cumin, best of all the spices.
(
Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 20:07,
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woah, fuck off then! :D and take your shitty 4chan memes with you, you insult to mankind!
( Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 22:03,
archived)
Did someone mention Owls ?It's been a while - I probably posted this four or five years ago - and it was crap then too.
Sorry.
(Sorry.
The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 19:39,
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Fuck meand have a click
( Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 19:45,
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That must be very wet thenI've been known to woo under the wettest of circumstances
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 19:51,
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it's never too wet to woo Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 19:52,
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our farm owls let us know when it's too wet to plow(that's somethin anyway)
( LS18,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 19:59,
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that's jolly decent of them Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 20:02,
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Those imperialist mice will never know what hit them*
* unless they watch tv
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 19:16,
archived)
Owl Qaeda is at it again ! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 19:19,
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At least there's no Owlsama to kick around ! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 19:35,
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We'll have to see what President Owl-Barn-a has to say. Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 20:02,
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I just wanted you all to know, you are all under arrest.Or owlrest, if you will.
-xxx-
The Pun Police
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 20:21,
archived)
without rodents, the capitalistic rat trap manufacturers would be brought to their kneesand THEN where would we be
( LS18,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 19:22,
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tittersor is that twitters?
( The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 19:30,
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damn you!*hits with a copy of the owl testament*
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 19:34,
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Those bloody t-owl heads!/coat
( Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 19:37,
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where's he going to find odour eaters that big? Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 19:13,
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i hear they have branches in sasquatchewan Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 19:17,
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ghana get some Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 19:18,
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Those "zippers" drive themselves crazy ! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 19:15,
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Haha!Welcome!
1/chairs
2/kittens
3/?????
4/you'll never leave
(1/chairs
2/kittens
3/?????
4/you'll never leave
Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 19:10,
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Blow Dry ! Well"puff"come !
( Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 19:13,
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too wasted to woo Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 19:15,
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Welcome, Jimmy LasersTop tip: don't say your work is sh1t.
Or, alternatively, don't post it if you really think this is the case.
(Or, alternatively, don't post it if you really think this is the case.
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 19:18,
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why not?i do
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 19:20,
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Why would you degrade what you did, even before anyone has seen it?We're perfectly capable of doing this for you ;)
( mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 19:25,
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Also, tell me about your hands mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 19:25,
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somebody thought it would be funnyto slip me a tablet when i was out on saturday night. ended up sat in a chair in a scummy little nightclub, grooving off my hands. when my mates realised i hadn't just gone to the loo, they grabbed me and we buggered off. took 4 hours before i felt a bit normal again. still, it meant i didn't drink much!
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 19:30,
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OoofI hope your hands were groovy enough to keep you entertained
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 19:37,
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indeed they werei'm not exactly snow white on the whole drugs thing, but it'd be nice if i'd been given the chance to say no. coming up on something unexpectedly is freaky!
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 19:40,
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or alternativelyignore mediocre and every one is nervous to post for the first time :P
Welcome to your new addiction, your gif isn't shit :D
(Welcome to your new addiction, your gif isn't shit :D
FIEND,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 19:37,
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Oh, that's your top tip is it? Ignore mediocre;)
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 19:39,
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yeahexploding is bad, kids, don't do it.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 18:54,
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its what i thoughtbravo, if he did though
( taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 18:59,
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yes, sort ofi ripped it out of the first episode of NTSF:SD:SUV www.imdb.com/title/tt1783495/
(,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 18:59,
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That's not really the definition of making it though/steals jpeg from website, saves as gif, ...., profit!
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 19:15,
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Ripped it you say?You didn't just, for instance, grab it from gifkings.com and forget to remove the alt tag?
(
Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 19:36,
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i made it/chopped it from a video and gifkings is my sitei always upload gifs to b3ta cos i don't want to be seen to be using b3ta to promote my sites, but today the upload was slow so i gave up and used my code from my blog
(,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 19:54,
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There also seems to be a lot of b3tans work on gifkings site, I saw no credits given to any of them.
(,
Wed 27 Jul 2011, 12:52,
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there also appears to be someone else exploding out of shot to the right
(
The sherif of Mottingclam R.I.P Marco,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 19:52,
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Space exploration ist KRIEG mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 18:50,
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Glen Benton looks more like Tom Savini every day :|
(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 18:51,
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Damn, I'm going to listen to Lunatic of God's Creation now mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 18:52,
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That's a cover, you foooooool(
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 19:21,
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Now I know . . . prolly get fooled again too . . . Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 19:45,
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Let the tongue out ! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 18:56,
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Eye nose the feeling !
Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 18:46,
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^thisI've missed your nice things
... and your pictures
(... and your pictures
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 18:52,
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My back slipped out and I can hardly stay still >||||||< Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 18:55,
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bummerthat happened to me once in the wilderness and I was stranded for three days, unable to move about
( LS18,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 18:59,
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That's how I feel in my living room . . . time took it's toll and therefore shall heal as well ! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 19:07,
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electric light optics' classic, mr. blue eye Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 18:47,
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it can do that, yes Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 18:51,
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PRISONER ZERO HAS ESCAPED Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 18:50,
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watching your sister do aerobics thru hole in her bedroom wall ?
(
LS18,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 18:51,
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You insensitive bastardthat's how she died :(
( mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 18:59,
archived)
hello daaaaave Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 18:29,
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GOLLY!
(
Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 18:42,
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Says he's looking for the Empire State Building.
Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 18:17,
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Browsing the sands for a stray banana ! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 18:23,
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superb!
printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 18:27,
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MAAAAAAAAARS!
thanks to Scoopzilla for the source gif www.b3ta.com/board/10488888
thanks, it's actually a bit shabby and is missing the obligatory mars barbut doing these gifs with lots of frames is tiresome
(,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 18:17,
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Angry red planthead ! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 18:22,
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holy crap!AAAAAAAAAAA!
( Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 18:29,
archived)
i'd prefer ross kemp on fire Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 18:11,
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The cereal that wipes for you ! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 18:15,
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Hah, I remember this.But then I had to go and look it up www.youtube.com/watch?v=8bsApDcW1ng :(
( Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 18:15,
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I'd like a window in my boxso I could:
a. see what I'm actually buying
b. see how far I've emptied it
(a. see what I'm actually buying
b. see how far I've emptied it
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 18:50,
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"a bowl of this a day can have you on the toilet for upwards of an hour, this isn't childs play...."
(,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 18:16,
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