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[challenge entry] should of worn armbands
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 21:06, archived)
# Took me a while to figure out what this was from.
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 21:23, archived)
# RIS?
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 21:26, archived)
# Trainspotting.
He's had a trip where he imagined swimming in the toilet.
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 21:33, archived)
#
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 21:31, archived)
# JIGGFUCKING
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 21:34, archived)
# Flanbase squeezing one out for the masses.
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 23:03, archived)
# Bandwagon Rebooted
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 21:06, archived)
# Yayy, it refuses to die!
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 21:11, archived)
# we'll always have our FUCKING! :'-(
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 21:14, archived)
#
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 21:35, archived)
# lolz!
Damn that Freddie boy's givin' it good.
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 21:41, archived)
# damn!
mercury poising
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 21:50, archived)
# too soon
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 21:55, archived)
# THis
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 23:05, archived)
#
Photobucket
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 21:22, archived)
#

(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 21:51, archived)
[challenge entry] there was a great rufus thomas vid on links this morning
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 20:52, archived)
# DANCE IS CRIME
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 21:04, archived)
# crime is sin
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 21:26, archived)
# Sin is fun.
Therefore dance is fun..???
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 23:06, archived)
# \0/
Funkeh
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 21:56, archived)
# wah hey
its still on the popular page I think
hot music. hot women
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 22:06, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 20:31, archived)
# Haha :D I used to see it as a giant gardening trowel.
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 20:32, archived)
# I still do o.O;
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 21:39, archived)
[challenge entry] yey, plus an old pea;
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 20:55, archived)
#
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 21:26, archived)
[challenge entry] You wouldn't get sensible advice like this from todays so called popstars!
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 20:27, archived)
# Does he speak from experience?
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 20:29, archived)
# David Essex told him.
Sorry to anyone if these names mean nothing to you, but humour
an old git, eh?
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 20:36, archived)
# What should I nail it to instead?


(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 20:32, archived)
# Someone elses, it shows you care.
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 20:33, archived)
# Alvin Stardust
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 20:34, archived)
# haha


(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 20:37, archived)
# now ya tell me
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 20:35, archived)
# Look, technology has advanced since then. No need for that old messy DIY shit...

Just press the button and Bob's your aunt.
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 20:45, archived)
# This wins...
* not sure what it wins, but it does.
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 20:56, archived)
# Sound advice indeed.
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 20:54, archived)
# Should I screw it instead?
please advise ASAP.
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 21:02, archived)
# Velcro.
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 21:09, archived)
# *Velcros immediately*
Perfect!

Clearly the correct procedure. Personal experience I assume?
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 21:19, archived)
# Of course, I never recommend anything unless I've tried it myself.
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 21:26, archived)
[challenge entry] life can be so cruel sometimes
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 20:07, archived)
# He's okay
It's a ban on people with red hands AND monobrows
;)
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 20:12, archived)
# That sign wants sticking on the sign of the gif with the bloke that slaps the sign that turns round and hits him...
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 20:19, archived)
# ^This with bells on.
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 20:19, archived)
# I can hear the sound of a 1000 ilegal copies of photoshop and image ready opening all at once....
We taking bets on who's going to be the first?
Bet someone's done it by the time I get back from the local shop...!
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 20:29, archived)
# I don't have the original GIF, so I'm out of the game :P
We'll have to wait and see... I reckon it'll be done by the time you get back ^^
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 20:31, archived)
[challenge entry] That's more like it...
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 20:06, archived)
# that reminds me

(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 20:07, archived)
# Is that true?
About the bears I mean.
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 21:41, archived)
# Hahaha, up on blocks, that's a new one on me.
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 20:17, archived)
# i've been painting some characters from Roger rabbit.
Baby Herman

today i was working on Baby Herman...!

roger rabbit collection
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 19:59, archived)
# do the weasels!
especially the one in the white pimp hat
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 20:00, archived)
# aaah good idea!
:)
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 20:02, archived)
# i like it, nice painting
but i have to admit, his left hand is confusing me.
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 20:02, archived)
# yeah i've still
not got it sorted :)
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 20:05, archived)
# ooh i like the set, hadnt seen the others
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 20:06, archived)
# thanks
i'm going to do benny the cab soon :D
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 20:41, archived)
# it's bigger
because it's closer
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 20:05, archived)
# thats what i tell all the girls
:)
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 20:41, archived)
# I'd like to see you paint a horrific abstract nightmare like your poto-collage-darkjapes.
imjussayin
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 20:08, archived)
# i've been tempted to try
i've done a couple of simple ones


(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 20:40, archived)
# Second (round) one rules.
ALSO:
Kicked under the couch before you took the photo above.
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 20:52, archived)
# thanks
:)
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 20:56, archived)
# THEN GOOOOOOOOOOD IS SEVEN
spotify:track:6vKyAKGZRwud0mmLf2KuKi (Monkey Gone To Heaven by Pixies)

I want you to scare me with blood and dredd and paint.
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 20:54, archived)
# haha
i will try :)
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 21:27, archived)
# You're going to be so in trouble with your mum....
When she sees what you'v painted all over the bedding...!
Nicely. ;-)
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 20:10, archived)
# hahaha
its more the mrs i'd worry about :D
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 20:40, archived)
# Splendidly done!
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 20:12, archived)
# thank you squire
:)
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 20:41, archived)
# Do dasterdly & mutley!


(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 20:33, archived)
# oooh good idea
:) maybe captain caveman too :D
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 20:42, archived)
# Love it:D
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 22:57, archived)
# cheers mate
:)
(, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 6:43, archived)
# What a plank
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 19:54, archived)
[challenge entry] Den skandinaver er ute etter å få oss
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 19:51, archived)
# The next train to Hull leaves in about 20 minutes ;)
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 19:54, archived)
# YOU BROKE MY 28K MODEM
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 19:55, archived)
# Sorry, too soon
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 19:55, archived)
# pfffffft haha, fridays are fucking grim on b3ta
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 19:55, archived)
# I've never known it to be THIS grim though.
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 19:57, archived)
# this and mofaha's below are pretty special
they should both be fp'd
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 19:59, archived)
# Oh definitely.
It's Hull-worthy but fuck if it isn't some convenient pun-work.
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 20:01, archived)
# haha the too-sooners are entertaining me too
good old b3ta. Minutes after news of winehouse, it was all haha, dead winehouse.
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 20:05, archived)
# You can always count on b3ta to dive right into exploiting bad news.
But don't go 'blatant hatred' far with it.
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 20:19, archived)
# indeed
therefore, applying such rules, not too soon :)
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 20:22, archived)
# For me, it depends on the magnitude of the disaster.
Like this or the Fukushima disaster, were a bit dodgy, but there were times where it was done subtly enough.
Stuff like Rowan Atkinson's crash and stuff that happened LONG ago, are totally safe.

At least that's how I see it. ^^
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 20:26, archived)
# yeh, but the above joke isn't going "haha, look at the dead norwegians"
I like it. It's funny without being just horrible.
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 20:37, archived)
# Exactly.
I've very rarely seen a picture cross the line on here; there's like, an unwritten rule for that on b3ta, it seems.
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 20:41, archived)
# hahaha oh fuck
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 19:56, archived)
# maybe a tad too soon
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 19:57, archived)
# HAHAHAHA!
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 20:01, archived)
# bee nice
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 20:01, archived)
# Dear oh dear!
:)
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 20:19, archived)
# ARF!
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 20:31, archived)
# :(
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 23:00, archived)
[challenge entry] Quick, cheap, and dirty.

(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 19:50, archived)
#
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 19:18, archived)
# *Uploads digital semen into her cloudcuntdrive*
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 19:21, archived)
# You aught to be more careful with your girlfriend.
You've worn through all the good bits!

Seriously though, nice 'shoppery.
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 19:22, archived)
# Sometimes these robots get out of control.
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 19:30, archived)
# that's a sturdy pile-up
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 19:32, archived)
# I'd pay to see that at the theater....
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 19:34, archived)
# FUCKBUNDAL
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 19:49, archived)
# Nicely.......
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 19:22, archived)
# i'm not sure what's going on here
but i like it
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 19:23, archived)
#
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 19:25, archived)
# my, he's excited!
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 19:26, archived)
# Looks like he's got quite a powerful piss spray too...!
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 19:32, archived)
# indeed he has
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 19:35, archived)
# XTC
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 19:49, archived)
# Making plans for Nigel.....
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 19:52, archived)
# FUCK YOU AND YOUR ROBO-ARMS!
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 19:28, archived)
# Ace......
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 19:33, archived)
# like !
very much
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 20:57, archived)
# Ziff!
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 19:42, archived)
# nice work!
:)
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 19:53, archived)
# Some models fare better than others on the red planet.

WYHBTW
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 20:26, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 19:12, archived)
# Campfire trolls? Where?
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 19:27, archived)
#
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 19:04, archived)
# HA HA OH SHIT!
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 19:05, archived)
# that top one reminds me of dick dastardly's car
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 19:06, archived)
# you dirty genius
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 19:06, archived)
# how bout a de-RIS on bean and dunn?
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 19:07, archived)
# thanks
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 19:31, archived)
# ^
:)
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 19:58, archived)
# I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU ACTUALLY WENT THERE
Hahahahaha
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 19:11, archived)
# very b3ta, very good
get this where it belongs
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 19:12, archived)
# ARRF!
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 19:16, archived)
# Hahaha....
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 19:18, archived)
# Dunn good.
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 19:19, archived)
# Haha!
Woo
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 19:26, archived)
# hahahaha
oh fuck. you're such a cunt.
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 19:29, archived)
# :)
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 20:00, archived)
# This needs to be FP'ed NOW!! :D
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 20:10, archived)
# Hahahaha!!
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 20:23, archived)
# haha :)
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 20:24, archived)
#
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 20:36, archived)
# YOU BAD BAD MAN!!!!!!!
(hahahahaha!)
(, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 1:25, archived)
# *magic donkey slips bollocks up into abdomen*
(, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 5:22, archived)
# Must be his mouth
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 18:38, archived)
# I hope it's his mouth.
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 18:45, archived)
# is he having a joke?
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 18:57, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 18:29, archived)
# Strangers on flights...
...generally enjoy the suggestion that the brace position is designed so you can be identified in a terrible plane smash, by picking your teeth out of the soft cushion of your arsehole, rather than having molars all over the place.
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 18:41, archived)
# comforting thought, yes
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 18:46, archived)
# funnily enough thats also how most
conservative politicians are found when they die
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 19:18, archived)
# and liberals with head already up the ass when they boarded the flight
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 19:35, archived)
# I've flown with them a couple of times.
They served jelly as part of the inflight meal.
:)
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 20:20, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 18:25, archived)
# I am fairly sure that the braille doesn't translate to that.
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 18:27, archived)
# oh damn!
:)
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 18:38, archived)
# not really, since braille characters are in 2x3 arrays
eh, I see what you did with spacing "Do no touch"
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 18:39, archived)
# ;)
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 18:29, archived)
# one thing i occasionally regret
is never learning braille or sign language. one day, i might do it.
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 18:42, archived)
# they have free 2 day courses
at most of the centres, great fun. the sign for 'London' turns out to be the sign for 'mad'(finger twirl to the side of head)
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 18:44, archived)
# new courses generally start in september
and there's a place just around the corner from me. might just give it a go!
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 18:48, archived)
# when I was a kid, my next door neighbor girl was deaf
she taught me to sign--it's amazing how fast you can "speak" that way once you learn it. (I've forgotten it all now tho)
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 18:49, archived)
# i'd have preferred that to the neighbour i had
lad next door hit me in the head with a brick, then started crying, the little freak.
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 18:53, archived)
# I'd have given the fucker reason to cry :P
cant' recall--this may be gibberish braille
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 18:55, archived)
# they moved soon after
and that looks like a japanese road sign, for some reason
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 19:00, archived)
# I'd hesitate to wonder what braille algorithms might look like if other languages
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 19:03, archived)
# i wouldn't even try
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 19:05, archived)
# You should have just called it
Keep off the grass. Nobody would have known.
(, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 7:14, archived)
# that's inspired
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 18:54, archived)
# Cosmic sounds
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 18:06, archived)
# Quark, Strangeness and Chair.
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 18:08, archived)
# anything with Hawkin wins
EDIT: This is possibly the best!
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 18:10, archived)
# Hawking
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 18:13, archived)
# i liked his cover version of cool rider
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 18:13, archived)
# Rider on the storm
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 18:13, archived)
# Silver machine?
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 18:15, archived)
# lemmy is just about to singe him with his fag
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 18:20, archived)
# I saw him live in Michigan one time, he got bottled.

(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 18:49, archived)
# LAZY FUCKER DESERVED IT
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 18:55, archived)
# No encore either, fuck the lazy-legged bastard.
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 18:58, archived)
# He is master of the universe..!
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 19:04, archived)
# .
.



Photobucket



.
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 17:43, archived)
# YAY! he's back and he's mentaller than ever

although I find it hard to believe that this is the real catnippppppppp as he's clearly using the incorrect space ing


.
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 17:45, archived)
# haha
class
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 17:54, archived)
#
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 18:04, archived)
# FTW!
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 18:06, archived)
# :#
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 17:56, archived)
# Still a winner.
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 18:00, archived)
# LIZARDS RULE THE EARTH
.
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 17:46, archived)
# Especially Zionist Jewish ones apparently!
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 17:47, archived)
# All lizards are Zionist Jews
FACT
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 17:56, archived)
# We've all been there.
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 17:48, archived)
# baaaaaa
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 17:48, archived)
# "What's your name?"
"Mr Lizard."
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 17:50, archived)
# "What's your boss's name?"
"Another Mr. Lizard."
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 17:53, archived)
# The lizards have been ruling Lesbya for years now
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 17:51, archived)
# nice potatoshopping that man
I nearly got banned on the David Icke forum for saying icke's doing more harm than good. because now every conspiracy, even the credible ones about the banking industry, are all lumped together with the bloody lizards
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 17:51, archived)
# So what you're saying is that David Icke is not liked by the conspiracy theory brigade
because he's a crazy man who believes in conspiracies? Maybe David Icke is a plant by the NWO/Illuminarti/Lizard People? Or is that what they want you to believe?
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 18:26, archived)
# when did I mention brigades ?
I'm saying that david icke isn't liked by me, i have absolutely no idea what everybody else thinks.
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 18:29, archived)
# That's what you want us to believe! ;)
*i'm only pulling your leg btw*
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 18:30, archived)
# ;)
if there are some bloody lizard illuminati he's their best asset
*didn't mean that last reply to come across so serious sounding then, sorry my bad*
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 18:33, archived)
#
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 17:51, archived)
# I'll Icke this.
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 17:52, archived)
# Nicely 'shopped, as always.
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 17:55, archived)
# But why are they glowing?
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 17:58, archived)
# nwo, fair enough
lizards?

fuck off
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 18:21, archived)
# ditto
dunno if he's using them ironically though?
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 18:41, archived)
# FUCK JEWS AND JEWS DRESSED AS LIZARDS DRESSED AS PEOPLE
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 18:44, archived)
# Good job you put Libya there,
thought it may have been a reference to the Swedish Immigration Authority for a second...
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 18:48, archived)
# would require more raep and denial of raep
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 19:02, archived)
# I was referring to online articles...
*gaz coming up*
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 19:03, archived)
# of course
buy i can't help be see a link there... perhaps it's just not knowing about the truth behind it and making massive leaps of logic that have lead me to suspect that there's a link.
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 19:08, archived)
# but that NEVER happens, especially on such a trusted platform as the internet?
and Jim NEVER drinks Coffee at home
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 19:10, archived)
# This is bollocks
.


.
everyone knows it's the fourth dimensional greys who run the show, you must feel pretty silly now.

.
spotify:track:2O2ii9OPZYh1NBXo9FtE0Y (Check My Brain by Alice In Chains)
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 18:51, archived)
# You are mentally ill, get some help.
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 18:52, archived)
# War Badgers for everyone!
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 19:23, archived)
# hahaha
This wins the thread. Free Dees picture winging its way to you. Please send $59.99 for P&P.
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 19:28, archived)
# you silly old cunt! :D
play hide and fuck yourself!
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 19:39, archived)
# HAHAHA!
and yet NORAD stood down while the World Trade Center was attacked
(, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 7:22, archived)

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