Image Challernge Vote AhoyThis week's list of candidates is as follows:
1. Tombstones that people deserve, like this: www.b3ta.com/board/10480112
2. New uses for cats
3. One word challenge: Cows
4. The future of law enforcement - design the ultimate policeman
And here's the votey-click wotsit:
(1. Tombstones that people deserve, like this: www.b3ta.com/board/10480112
2. New uses for cats
3. One word challenge: Cows
4. The future of law enforcement - design the ultimate policeman
And here's the votey-click wotsit:
Fraser has joined the Moomins.,
Wed 10 Aug 2011, 17:45,
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one fell off your list FraserImage challenge vote
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HappyToast Groat froth,
Wed 10 Aug 2011, 17:48,
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How many times latelyhas the image challenge been subverted by recent efvents? There was Amy Winehouse's death and something else before that.
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Wed 10 Aug 2011, 18:24,
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Voted for.IP address changed.
Voted for again.
(Voted for again.
Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango,
Wed 10 Aug 2011, 18:28,
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Might involve lots of looting from here...(
El Cid ...wing attack plan R...,
Wed 10 Aug 2011, 18:37,
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OHPLEASEGODNOTMORECATS
Shame there isnt a riot compo. There's been some great entries today.
I vote future cops, which would probably boil down to ROBOTOAP, unless Toasty's unofficial vote succeeds somehow.
taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Wed 10 Aug 2011, 17:49,
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i'm finding the riot pics fun. but it would be an unbareble peafesti think i'd commit suicide.
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Wed 10 Aug 2011, 17:51,
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thats why the compo should have been drafted in earlyThe board has only started posting riot 'shops over the last day or so, and the riots themselves are far from over. A week of new material is better than more fucking cat pictures.
If the cat vote wins, i am seriously not visiting b3ta for a whole week, lest i annoy everyone with my anti-cat twaddle.
(If the cat vote wins, i am seriously not visiting b3ta for a whole week, lest i annoy everyone with my anti-cat twaddle.
taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Wed 10 Aug 2011, 17:53,
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hahahai voted for cats even though i'm not a fan of them.
i still think the amount of peas would be way too much, they'd even push original material off the board.
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Wed 10 Aug 2011, 18:23,
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i still think the amount of peas would be way too much, they'd even push original material off the board.
once you get a day's worth of peas out the way, its a whole week of new materialcompared to a whole lifetime's worth of cat related b3ta peas
( taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Wed 10 Aug 2011, 18:28,
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that's the thing thoughit will be binduns too, it's already reached that stage.
i should have picked cows, fuck.
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Wed 10 Aug 2011, 18:37,
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i should have picked cows, fuck.
Anti cats? On b3ta? GTFO!;)
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Wed 10 Aug 2011, 17:57,
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*votes for cows*I've had enough cats and coppers for one week.
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Wed 10 Aug 2011, 17:51,
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shopping looters is theraputicit makes you less angry at them.
( taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Wed 10 Aug 2011, 17:52,
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Then I should probably give it a go, if a good idea comes to mind. Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Wed 10 Aug 2011, 17:55,
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new uses for cats in law enforcementfeed the feline vermin to the street vermin until they burst.
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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Wed 10 Aug 2011, 17:51,
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I was less keenabout rob going on twitter trying to rig the vote
( Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Wed 10 Aug 2011, 18:36,
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it's fabulous :) Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Wed 10 Aug 2011, 18:44,
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How about.....A robot policeman that rides around on a cow armed only with a kitten that he shows criminals to calm them down, when the relax and go "nice kitty", he breaks their neck, and puts them in a dustbin lorry with a tombstone on top that reads, "To landfill because they were only crims"
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Wed 10 Aug 2011, 17:51,
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Don't just say it!Get 'shopping lad!
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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Wed 10 Aug 2011, 17:54,
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hahahastop the compo - we have a winner already!
( taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Wed 10 Aug 2011, 17:55,
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I'll edit my post to include it in the copo when it's choosen....!!
I suggested 4. but really want 1. to winas it's a crackin' suggestion that seems to be falling by the wayside :(
dbroon has it nailed with his Roy Scheider pic though
(dbroon has it nailed with his Roy Scheider pic though
The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Wed 10 Aug 2011, 18:15,
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OK...1. Tombstones that people deserve: Can't we just keep doing these as people die?
2. New uses for cats: No! Cats are vermin and just shit on my lawn!
3. One word challenge: Cows: Yes - we need more cows on b3ta
4. The future of law enforcement: I voted for this because, maybe... just maybe... someone will see a good idea and fucking do something about this riot shit! (it's worth a try)
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Wed 10 Aug 2011, 18:19,
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There were so many good suggestions to choose from.This week is going to be pearoast central.
( Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Wed 10 Aug 2011, 18:23,
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No Ed They ain't worth it, come on leave it Ed!
maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Wed 10 Aug 2011, 17:43,
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![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: Future Law Enforcement"){kind=small}
that's a pointi, robot is on tonight.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 10 Aug 2011, 17:40,
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handjobbed at 230 bpmsounds like it'd be worth the research
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally,
Thu 11 Aug 2011, 11:19,
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i can't stop thinking of bill and ted's bogus journey now Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 10 Aug 2011, 17:40,
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sometimes, you just cant get rid of a scum! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Wed 10 Aug 2011, 17:51,
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That Batman faceis ALWAYS funny.
( Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango,
Wed 10 Aug 2011, 18:35,
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They only steal what they need..............................................*snicker*...
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Wed 10 Aug 2011, 18:05,
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YEAH, YEAH...VOICE OF FUCKING REASON -seethes, spits bile, burns dog with blowtorch...
nail 'em up, i say! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 10 Aug 2011, 17:33,
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NAILING'S TOO GOOD FOR 'EM I SAYAND OH DEAR, CAPSLOCK SEEMS TO BE STUCK DOWN WITH RIGHTEOUS FURY BILE
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Wed 10 Aug 2011, 17:34,
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use a baby wipe Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 10 Aug 2011, 17:36,
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you might just discover something new if you do Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 10 Aug 2011, 17:41,
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Can I nail it to anyone if i do? Sounds like it might be toxic...hey!
BACTERIOLOGICAL ARMAGGEDDON I SAY IT'S THE ONLY WAY WE'LL STOP THE RIOTING.
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Wed 10 Aug 2011, 17:43,
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BACTERIOLOGICAL ARMAGGEDDON I SAY IT'S THE ONLY WAY WE'LL STOP THE RIOTING.
oh, you won't be able to nail itit'll be a thin, brittle veneer.
i would imagine........
(i would imagine........
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 10 Aug 2011, 17:44,
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Wed 10 Aug 2011, 17:38,
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This is from that technical guide book on stealing stuff.
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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Wed 10 Aug 2011, 17:37,
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off back to his internet cuntshed..to drink his ill-gotten gains
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Elvis impersonator,
Wed 10 Aug 2011, 17:39,
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haha Internet Cunt loots Internets!
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Wed 10 Aug 2011, 17:44,
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OH GOD, NO! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 10 Aug 2011, 17:29,
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I suppose a riot's out of the question?
Click for bigger (353 kb)
She's pretty, she could be a model.
maybe she's born with it Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 10 Aug 2011, 17:24,
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Might TravelI'd actually fly to Manchester, just to be given the slaps by her.
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Wed 10 Aug 2011, 17:30,
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she'd enjoy it, too Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 10 Aug 2011, 17:39,
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maybe her leg had just grow? Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Wed 10 Aug 2011, 17:36,
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nah, it's just those heels Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 10 Aug 2011, 17:39,
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That riot gear looks pretty cool.I'll wait till Topshop releases it.
( Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Wed 10 Aug 2011, 17:26,
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At the prices in there, I can imagine so.£10 for a pair of socks?!
( Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Wed 10 Aug 2011, 17:32,
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upscaleThen you put a brick in a sock and steal a Porsche. You'll save money instantly!
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Wed 10 Aug 2011, 17:34,
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Going around, looking like Judge Dredd, with pricey socks, and a Porsche.Living the dream.
( Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Wed 10 Aug 2011, 17:37,
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She can wield my truncheon, etc.(I'd prefer it if she didn't beat anyone to death with it though.)
But isn't that how Xena Warrior Princess earned her appeal?That, and making *whoosh* noises a lot.
( Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Wed 10 Aug 2011, 17:39,
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And you'd think she'd still be able to fend offA monosyllabic French gladiator, but no, just stands there.
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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks,
Wed 10 Aug 2011, 18:18,
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spiderman's on the case :)
kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously,
Wed 10 Aug 2011, 17:00,
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"stop punching me or i'll bite it off!" Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 10 Aug 2011, 17:01,
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im not sure whats happeningbut it looks very camp
( taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Wed 10 Aug 2011, 17:05,
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Time for my close up? With you in a minute.
Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm,
Wed 10 Aug 2011, 16:57,
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Looks like a Street Fighter 2 pose. Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Wed 10 Aug 2011, 16:59,
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I buy all my Milibands from Superdrug. Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm,
Wed 10 Aug 2011, 17:18,
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William Bragstock, his great, great, great Grandfather..
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Captain Howdy,
Wed 10 Aug 2011, 16:47,
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Judging by his expression he might be testing one already
HappyToast Groat froth,
Wed 10 Aug 2011, 16:49,
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thats a rather funky font for a cardboard boxhis shoelace is untied! The coppers should have warned him.
( taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Wed 10 Aug 2011, 16:53,
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it's called Husky Stash I think/fontgeekblog
( Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm,
Wed 10 Aug 2011, 17:24,
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Alot of people organising trouble on Facebookwill be charged with conspiring to misconduct
This is a repost and I haven't a clue what it originally related to.
(This is a repost and I haven't a clue what it originally related to.
Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Wed 10 Aug 2011, 16:51,
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I hope he survives the violenceotherwise he'll be de-composing!
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Wed 10 Aug 2011, 17:03,
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Is that Q / John De Lancie?In a star trek TNG episode featuring Q (the robin hood one), a Lute was smashed. Spooky connection, eh?
( taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Wed 10 Aug 2011, 16:53,
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forsooth, sirrah!thy fellow peelers hath vexed me mightily! for such lamentably crass behaviour, i shall now compose a sonnet that paints thee in the poorest light!
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 10 Aug 2011, 16:57,
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i challenge thee, my lord, to approach meand test thy strength upon my knucles, if thou think'st thou art hard enough!
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 10 Aug 2011, 17:06,
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I shall verily smite you, my lord......Cowards die many times before their deaths;
The valiant never taste of death but once.
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Wed 10 Aug 2011, 17:12,
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The valiant never taste of death but once.
*slaps across the face with looted silk glove* Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 10 Aug 2011, 17:23,
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Damn! I've forgotten what this is the mnemonic for.
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thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA,
Wed 10 Aug 2011, 17:01,
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Stops to wave.....Wavescarries on looting
( claptonista ,the idiot boy..........,
Wed 10 Aug 2011, 16:39,
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"To Curry's!" Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Wed 10 Aug 2011, 16:52,
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The wedding really brought a sense of happiness to the nation, didn't it.
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Wed 10 Aug 2011, 17:31,
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NOOOOOOOOO! DON'T BURN THE SPACE HOPPER! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 10 Aug 2011, 16:35,
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nice taggingprotecting against image theft with an image about theft
*brain asplodes*
(*brain asplodes*
Victor Meldrew,
Wed 10 Aug 2011, 16:38,
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you meanprotecting against image theft of an image he's stolen of an image of theft!
( FIEND,
Wed 10 Aug 2011, 16:40,
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use for parody is acceptable now, so says mpkeep up with the news man ;)
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Wed 10 Aug 2011, 16:52,
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The Ed says 'Just Bring It!'Can you smell what The Ed is cooking?
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora,
Wed 10 Aug 2011, 16:34,
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"Sancti Apostoli Petrus et Paulus: de quorum potestate et auctoritate confidimus ipsi intercedant pro nobis ad Dominum.""Amen"
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Wed 10 Aug 2011, 17:07,
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Haha... he might make the excuss that he has to go back on holiday because he forgot to tip the waitress....!!
It's hungry work, this rioting malarkey!
Barbarossa is not my real name,
Wed 10 Aug 2011, 16:32,
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I bet when they get home there's a dominos discount voucher on the door matalways the bloody way!
( Victor Meldrew,
Wed 10 Aug 2011, 16:39,
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The one at the back has forgotten it's two for one on wednesdays...!
Hope they do a good job World War Z is a marvellous book HappyToast Groat froth,
Wed 10 Aug 2011, 16:23,
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Haha... I was thought should I type clinks instead as I was typing it....!!
If I had to describe the noiseit does chink as opposed to clink. I cant hear the L
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Wed 10 Aug 2011, 16:40,
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I just found out Affleck's, my local loitering place with all the goths, has been burnt down.*breaking point*
( Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Wed 10 Aug 2011, 16:24,
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it hasn'tthey broke in and looked around but thought the place had already been smashed up
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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com,
Wed 10 Aug 2011, 16:29,
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you can never quite wash the smell out
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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com,
Wed 10 Aug 2011, 16:35,
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Haha.... yer I'd forgotten about that.... must have been good though if I can still remeber it...
yup it's nastyIt's still standing an is open for business today
( Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com,
Wed 10 Aug 2011, 16:51,
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Good to hear.I'm guessing my informant was elsewhere and they were told the news from some bastard.
( Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Wed 10 Aug 2011, 16:55,
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Though it'd be fine..... there's not a Nike shop in the as far as I can remember..!
This is true.Not dressing like a council house rat pays of so well sometimes.
( Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Wed 10 Aug 2011, 17:00,
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The very same.Just got a call from my friend telling me.
( Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Wed 10 Aug 2011, 16:31,
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I seen to remember it as sort of a big old warehouse factory type place?With lots of secondhand record stalls and magazine stalls and stalls selling pvc clothing, a bit like an indoor market?
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Wed 10 Aug 2011, 16:34,
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Yeah that one.I just got told it's fine from someone else.
I don't know what to believe any more =_=
(I don't know what to believe any more =_=
Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Wed 10 Aug 2011, 16:36,
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A lot of locals are telling me it's not been burnt down.Sorry! >.< I'll be having a word with my friend in a bit.
EDIT: My friend's friend's friend told her. Ha.
(EDIT: My friend's friend's friend told her. Ha.
Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Wed 10 Aug 2011, 16:43,
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Unless something has changed in the last hour, it's fine. Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora,
Wed 10 Aug 2011, 16:36,
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Yeah, loads of people are telling me it's fine but some are saying it's pretty much gone.Can't be arsed going out there now, like.
Probably tomorrow.
(Probably tomorrow.
Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Wed 10 Aug 2011, 16:39,
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surely the goths would have all loved it and dived into the flames in a group sacrifice?
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Wed 10 Aug 2011, 16:30,
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That's a thought.I wonder how many people will kill themselves because of this?
( Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Wed 10 Aug 2011, 16:34,
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CAN YOU COUNT, SUCKERS?actually, no they probably can't
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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega..,
Wed 10 Aug 2011, 16:33,
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Nowhere for them to learn to count now either.... they set fire to the college in Nottingham that was there to teach them...!!
I can dig it...!!! hope that's one of these shovels he's got...(, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 16:42, archived)
pffffwent past the somerfield on the bus today, it's been trashed.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 10 Aug 2011, 16:34,
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I daren't go into the city center...... just because I might not be able to get home again... :-(
new bloke got sent home from work early yesterdaybecause the buses and trains were being cancelled. he saw several burnt-out cars on his way home.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 10 Aug 2011, 16:52,
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The main place in our city center where the police seem to be coreling them....And where they run up and down... is the road where my bus stop is...!!
I WAS going out for a curry and drink tomorow.... now I'm not...!!
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Wed 10 Aug 2011, 17:01,
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I WAS going out for a curry and drink tomorow.... now I'm not...!!
with it pissing down herei'm hoping it'll calm down a bit.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 10 Aug 2011, 17:07,
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Hope it's not too close to you where you are....I'm well out of it here by about 4 miles.... just can't go into the city center....!
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Wed 10 Aug 2011, 17:13,
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it's about a mile away atmbut it seems quiet here. slightly worried by the 3 10-year-olds outside before with face-paint on, talking about how nobody is supposed to recognise them :(
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 10 Aug 2011, 17:22,
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Sad times indeed.. :-(I find it interesting how the targets differ from region to region, here they have attacked 5 police stations, Two were firebombed, the others with stones and rocks but they did firebomb a police car outside one of those.... but the majotity of it here seems to be mindless vandlism agains peoples private property... like cars being tourched and windows smashed on houses....
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Wed 10 Aug 2011, 17:31,
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