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Mod Edit: Keep the images below 400k in future please, you can link to larger ones like this.
fantastic work, welcome aboard new person :) /as a thought for future posts, you might want to try and keep file size of gifs to about 400k or less, thus ensuring a long life on b3ta :)
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Wed 10 Aug 2011, 20:21,
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so sorry! I didn't even think about that, I will read the rules thoroughly and shall try not to disappoint in future.
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Thu 11 Aug 2011, 0:07,
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hahaha hello and welcome to b3tademanding an fp before saying hello? how very rude.
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FIEND,
Wed 10 Aug 2011, 20:21,
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I have no idea what fp means in any other context... I think I will do a google.
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Thu 11 Aug 2011, 0:08,
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Nice animation work newcomer!Welcome to b3ta, you'll never leave :)
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Wed 10 Aug 2011, 20:23,
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hello new personplease read the FAQ a bit more carefully, animations are kept under 400k
here, replace it with this one www.b3tards.com/u/037e58b9e054b3c8dd7b/queenx1.gif
(here, replace it with this one www.b3tards.com/u/037e58b9e054b3c8dd7b/queenx1.gif
HappyToast Groat froth,
Wed 10 Aug 2011, 20:26,
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is she squeezing out a tough one?hello new person :)
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Wed 10 Aug 2011, 20:28,
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Hello, Skinnyhead. Welcome to b3ta.EDIT: 1.3mb? Ouchies.
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Captain Howdy,
Wed 10 Aug 2011, 20:38,
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She's 'smashing it'Subliminal FP request?
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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps,
Wed 10 Aug 2011, 20:41,
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superb and welcomeyou'll never leave...
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni,
Wed 10 Aug 2011, 20:58,
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Wab sup gru nog nog nog?
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Wed 10 Aug 2011, 21:00,
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ba-weep-gra-na-weep-ninny-bong The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Wed 10 Aug 2011, 21:03,
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Thug scum -what about those who find getting down stairs difficult?
cakeburglar still bored with Freebase,
Wed 10 Aug 2011, 20:04,
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my daughter is chortling merrily to this Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Wed 10 Aug 2011, 20:29,
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[no loot-boy threadrush intended]
Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$,
Wed 10 Aug 2011, 19:58,
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Aaaaarrrghhh, why am I so fuckin slow posting today?Nice one :)
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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm,
Wed 10 Aug 2011, 20:03,
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MOVE YOUR BODY TO THE FUCK mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Wed 10 Aug 2011, 20:57,
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hahaha :) MOAR MUSCLE POWER!!! FOR HARDER, STRONGER AND MORE POWERFUL LOOOOOTING!!!
( Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$,
Wed 10 Aug 2011, 20:16,
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*psycho crescendo*
Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck,
Wed 10 Aug 2011, 19:47,
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isn't this a 4chan thingor some other website's thing they do?
( FIEND,
Wed 10 Aug 2011, 19:49,
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is it?I always thought they were funny. I'm sorry, I had never tried one.
I shall go to HULL now, provided the chavs haven't nicked the trolley.
(I shall go to HULL now, provided the chavs haven't nicked the trolley.
Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck,
Wed 10 Aug 2011, 19:50,
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don't know if it is a 4chan thing, but I have Stumbled a few. This is goodI am starting to quite like Troll/rage cartoons after initially hating them, assuming they are good ones, herp, derp.
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Wed 10 Aug 2011, 19:56,
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they have their placebut b3ta is fairly traditional and would tolerate no such thing.
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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot,
Wed 10 Aug 2011, 20:27,
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I discovered it was a 4chan thing long after I did several of themmaybe they nicked it from me/us
eh?
(eh?
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Wed 10 Aug 2011, 20:59,
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it's like the steptoe wives ((c) Alan Partridge)
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sock more tea vicar?,
Wed 10 Aug 2011, 20:11,
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HahahahaGood Lord. I don't care if it's a 4chan thing or not, this made me laugh.
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boris the spider,
Wed 10 Aug 2011, 20:12,
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oh great 4 chan lolz
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Wed 10 Aug 2011, 20:53,
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![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: Safety Posters"){kind=small}
can I leave this here, even though it's nothing to do with riots?
Click for lovely biggness
I meant 'no i will not make something new'Then I jacked your thread
also hangs head in shame
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Wed 10 Aug 2011, 19:58,
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also hangs head in shame
don't worry, it's all irrelevant now - see...
they'll take anything etc etc
I never thought of a 404 being feminineBut I guess it makes sense
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Wed 10 Aug 2011, 21:01,
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hehe, nicely done! nicely done!
( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Wed 10 Aug 2011, 20:15,
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Is this the new agit-prop arts?'likes'
( FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Wed 10 Aug 2011, 21:07,
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Give that place a miss next time.
Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm,
Wed 10 Aug 2011, 19:44,
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You've given up the vodka since then, I see :) Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm,
Wed 10 Aug 2011, 19:56,
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Well.. hoodie + mask + local offy, it's all the rage you know? Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm,
Wed 10 Aug 2011, 20:00,
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So now you are on the meths?or is it you in the tracksuit with the bottle of wine?
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Wed 10 Aug 2011, 20:00,
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hahahaneither, but i've found a meth bottle in our bins once o_O thought it was only meant to be given out at pharmacys with supervision.
( FIEND,
Wed 10 Aug 2011, 20:10,
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hellolong time member, very long time absence. I am trying to work out how long it has been since I registered here. don't they tell you how long you have been a member in your profile anymore?
[edit] ooh I just clicked on my profile. cor what a long time that was.
(9 years, 6 months and 9 days if anyone cares)
hello. is this on?
([edit] ooh I just clicked on my profile. cor what a long time that was.
(9 years, 6 months and 9 days if anyone cares)
hello. is this on?
bleepbloop,
Wed 10 Aug 2011, 19:47,
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Oh hai there noob ;)
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Wed 10 Aug 2011, 19:51,
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Welcome backI'm sure I remember your screen name from a while back.
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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango,
Wed 10 Aug 2011, 20:05,
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robocock?
SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow,
Wed 10 Aug 2011, 19:45,
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This will always be wonderful and will make me smile
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @,
Wed 10 Aug 2011, 20:23,
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Robo-Derp :)Seriously though, I think this is a pretty cool look for the guy. It's very Giger-ish.
( Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Wed 10 Aug 2011, 20:26,
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you reapoasting c**t!WOO!
I remember you posting that, cuz then i posted this
(I remember you posting that, cuz then i posted this
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Thu 11 Aug 2011, 0:45,
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Very cleverBut I think this should win the compo.
deadspin.com/5829111/
(deadspin.com/5829111/
Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Wed 10 Aug 2011, 19:36,
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Superb pose, it must be a cover shot for American Grizzly.
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Wed 10 Aug 2011, 19:37,
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Very nice sir!I mean...bloody hoodlums!
( Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Wed 10 Aug 2011, 19:37,
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For those who do not check linkshave an eletrically charged dog :D
( SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow,
Wed 10 Aug 2011, 19:37,
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Lootini!/fail
Edit: I meant I fail for the shit pun by the way, your image is very woo! :)
(Edit: I meant I fail for the shit pun by the way, your image is very woo! :)
Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Wed 10 Aug 2011, 19:29,
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I thought it was rather apt mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Wed 10 Aug 2011, 21:03,
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Lol!Them cheeky bastards will nick anything that ain't bolted down.
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Wed 10 Aug 2011, 19:57,
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They'llnick the fucking bolts as well.
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social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker,
Wed 10 Aug 2011, 21:33,
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mani remember how angry and annoyed i was at those wazzocks wrecking stuff. Twas nowt compared to whats going on now.
( taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Wed 10 Aug 2011, 19:37,
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Strangely the backdrop photo was like that before i got a hold of it"She's going down with all hands"
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Wed 10 Aug 2011, 19:44,
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Wankers.And willions too, because it sounds funny.
( Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Wed 10 Aug 2011, 18:50,
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willions of wusinesses are being ruined by wankers. 
kingofpork is the king of pork,
Wed 10 Aug 2011, 19:10,
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NTT and all thatJust remembered this from back in the day in Viz, it's one of the best things I ever saw in that there mag:
i338.photobucket.com/albums/n410/jaymo2k/borstalboy.jpg
(i338.photobucket.com/albums/n410/jaymo2k/borstalboy.jpg
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Wed 10 Aug 2011, 19:11,
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walking"I'm walking about the bankers"
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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?,
Thu 11 Aug 2011, 16:26,
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I love youSo spot on and well done. Let's not forget who has really shafted us all and we will all have to pay for. Money for failure. Utter utter Cnuts.
( spazzcaptain Misses Valin @,
Wed 10 Aug 2011, 20:28,
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Pfffffft!True dat.
( Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity,
Thu 11 Aug 2011, 10:55,
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Good point.They should send the looters to do community service in Afghanistan and sell the bankers' organs off to pay for the trip.
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Thu 11 Aug 2011, 17:28,
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YesGood to see I'm not the only one thinking these things. If you want something that says the same, is less funny and uses about 1500 more words, here's a blog post I wrote (with free fisting gag). Scroll to the bottom if you just want the fisting gag.
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Thu 11 Aug 2011, 19:56,
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Yeah!Thanks very much, the Labour Party.
Larry Death Anger Pain Fear Aggression,
Thu 11 Aug 2011, 23:05,
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Some days, you just can't git rid of a bomb!
Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm,
Wed 10 Aug 2011, 18:45,
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Don't feel badI too thought of this and thought it hadn't been done.
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Wed 10 Aug 2011, 19:35,
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Shameless
(apologies for seams trying to do this sneakily at work)
RadioElectric,
Wed 10 Aug 2011, 19:56,
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Hahahahaha
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Wed 10 Aug 2011, 18:32,
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Hahaha!That's a big unit.
( Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Wed 10 Aug 2011, 18:34,
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Hahahahahaha!"A pair of feckin' women's knickers!"
( Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Wed 10 Aug 2011, 18:36,
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from giant pants to baby pants! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Wed 10 Aug 2011, 18:46,
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Ahahahahaenormous pance theft
( FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Wed 10 Aug 2011, 18:41,
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these strange days are pure b3ta comedy gold! :D
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Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$,
Wed 10 Aug 2011, 18:49,
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He's never going to live it down(at least not on b3ta!)
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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary,
Wed 10 Aug 2011, 18:49,
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HAHAHAHA!I just spat my dinner out lolz.
( addickted has attained freedom,
Wed 10 Aug 2011, 19:04,
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ARF!:) very good
( revmoola was thinking about a software problem,
Wed 10 Aug 2011, 20:07,
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A fresh supply of hoodies for some more leasurely afternoon looting mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Wed 10 Aug 2011, 18:27,
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I know what the answer is....Napalm.That is all.
( Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Wed 10 Aug 2011, 18:35,
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Basic science of warfare fail.You need an ignition source too.
( Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango,
Wed 10 Aug 2011, 18:36,
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Hahaha!Careful now
I think its too subtle
(I think its too subtle
Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Wed 10 Aug 2011, 18:36,
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Me too@THE SODDING BANANA SKIN!!!!@
( FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Wed 10 Aug 2011, 18:43,
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ha ha haI used to love Brian Tilsley.
( Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Wed 10 Aug 2011, 18:09,
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I stepped away for an hour and there have been loads of theseand they are ALL REALLY FUNNY!
Well done you lot!
/plentylols
(Well done you lot!
/plentylols
camp freddy well, would you look at that!,
Wed 10 Aug 2011, 18:25,
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He's climbin' in yo windows, snatchin' all yo Pinot up
Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample.,
Wed 10 Aug 2011, 17:50,
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CHAV BOYCHAV CHAV CHAV BOY
( taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Wed 10 Aug 2011, 17:54,
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WATCHA GONNA DO, WATCHA GONNA DO WHEN THEY COME FOR YOU
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 10 Aug 2011, 17:57,
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i was out shoppingi'm surprised we didn't bump into each other.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 10 Aug 2011, 18:10,
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Hahaha!Also, this picture made me do a lolzorz
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Wed 10 Aug 2011, 17:59,
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Billyband has the cold, dead eyes of david mitchell
taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Wed 10 Aug 2011, 18:27,
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hahahahaha nicely :D
mind if i repost? there has been a threadrush of photoshop anything on the rioters. FIEND,
Wed 10 Aug 2011, 18:23,
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Its the tan lines round his eyes that do it for meA lolsome nutritious snack
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Wed 10 Aug 2011, 19:23,
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Its been leading up to this for years i tell you!
Victor Meldrew,
Wed 10 Aug 2011, 17:45,
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