Image Challernge Vote Ahoy
This week's list of candidates is as follows:
1. Tombstones that people deserve, like this: www.b3ta.com/board/10480112
2. New uses for cats
3. One word challenge: Cows
4. The future of law enforcement - design the ultimate policeman
And here's the votey-click wotsit:
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Wed 10 Aug 2011, 17:45,
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1. Tombstones that people deserve, like this: www.b3ta.com/board/10480112
2. New uses for cats
3. One word challenge: Cows
4. The future of law enforcement - design the ultimate policeman
And here's the votey-click wotsit:
How many times lately
has the image challenge been subverted by recent efvents? There was Amy Winehouse's death and something else before that.
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Wed 10 Aug 2011, 18:24,
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OHPLEASEGODNOTMORECATS
Shame there isnt a riot compo. There's been some great entries today.
I vote future cops, which would probably boil down to ROBOTOAP, unless Toasty's unofficial vote succeeds somehow.
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Wed 10 Aug 2011, 17:49,
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Shame there isnt a riot compo. There's been some great entries today.
I vote future cops, which would probably boil down to ROBOTOAP, unless Toasty's unofficial vote succeeds somehow.
i'm finding the riot pics fun. but it would be an unbareble peafest
i think i'd commit suicide.
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Wed 10 Aug 2011, 17:51,
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thats why the compo should have been drafted in early
The board has only started posting riot 'shops over the last day or so, and the riots themselves are far from over. A week of new material is better than more fucking cat pictures.
If the cat vote wins, i am seriously not visiting b3ta for a whole week, lest i annoy everyone with my anti-cat twaddle.
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Wed 10 Aug 2011, 17:53,
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If the cat vote wins, i am seriously not visiting b3ta for a whole week, lest i annoy everyone with my anti-cat twaddle.
hahaha
i voted for cats even though i'm not a fan of them.
i still think the amount of peas would be way too much, they'd even push original material off the board.
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Wed 10 Aug 2011, 18:23,
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i still think the amount of peas would be way too much, they'd even push original material off the board.
once you get a day's worth of peas out the way, its a whole week of new material
compared to a whole lifetime's worth of cat related b3ta peas
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Wed 10 Aug 2011, 18:28,
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that's the thing though
it will be binduns too, it's already reached that stage.
i should have picked cows, fuck.
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Wed 10 Aug 2011, 18:37,
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i should have picked cows, fuck.
*votes for cows*
I've had enough cats and coppers for one week.
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Wed 10 Aug 2011, 17:51,
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shopping looters is theraputic
it makes you less angry at them.
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Wed 10 Aug 2011, 17:52,
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Then I should probably give it a go, if a good idea comes to mind.
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Wed 10 Aug 2011, 17:55,
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new uses for cats in law enforcement
feed the feline vermin to the street vermin until they burst.
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Wed 10 Aug 2011, 17:51,
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I was less keen
about rob going on twitter trying to rig the vote
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Wed 10 Aug 2011, 18:36,
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How about.....
A robot policeman that rides around on a cow armed only with a kitten that he shows criminals to calm them down, when the relax and go "nice kitty", he breaks their neck, and puts them in a dustbin lorry with a tombstone on top that reads, "To landfill because they were only crims"
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Wed 10 Aug 2011, 17:51,
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I'll edit my post to include it in the copo when it's choosen....!!
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Wed 10 Aug 2011, 17:58,
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I suggested 4. but really want 1. to win
as it's a crackin' suggestion that seems to be falling by the wayside :(
dbroon has it nailed with his Roy Scheider pic though
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Wed 10 Aug 2011, 18:15,
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dbroon has it nailed with his Roy Scheider pic though
OK...
1. Tombstones that people deserve: Can't we just keep doing these as people die?
2. New uses for cats: No! Cats are vermin and just shit on my lawn!
3. One word challenge: Cows: Yes - we need more cows on b3ta
4. The future of law enforcement: I voted for this because, maybe... just maybe... someone will see a good idea and fucking do something about this riot shit! (it's worth a try)
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Wed 10 Aug 2011, 18:19,
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1. Tombstones that people deserve: Can't we just keep doing these as people die?
2. New uses for cats: No! Cats are vermin and just shit on my lawn!
3. One word challenge: Cows: Yes - we need more cows on b3ta
4. The future of law enforcement: I voted for this because, maybe... just maybe... someone will see a good idea and fucking do something about this riot shit! (it's worth a try)
There were so many good suggestions to choose from.
This week is going to be pearoast central.
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Wed 10 Aug 2011, 18:23,
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They only steal what they need.
.............................................*snicker*...
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Wed 10 Aug 2011, 18:05,
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YEAH, YEAH...VOICE OF FUCKING REASON -seethes, spits bile, burns dog with blowtorch...
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Wed 10 Aug 2011, 17:31,
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NAILING'S TOO GOOD FOR 'EM I SAY
AND OH DEAR, CAPSLOCK SEEMS TO BE STUCK DOWN WITH RIGHTEOUS FURY BILE
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Wed 10 Aug 2011, 17:34,
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Can I nail it to anyone if i do?
Sounds like it might be toxic...hey!
BACTERIOLOGICAL ARMAGGEDDON I SAY IT'S THE ONLY WAY WE'LL STOP THE RIOTING.
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Wed 10 Aug 2011, 17:43,
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BACTERIOLOGICAL ARMAGGEDDON I SAY IT'S THE ONLY WAY WE'LL STOP THE RIOTING.
oh, you won't be able to nail it
it'll be a thin, brittle veneer.
i would imagine........
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Wed 10 Aug 2011, 17:44,
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i would imagine........
off back to his internet cuntshed
..to drink his ill-gotten gains
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Wed 10 Aug 2011, 17:39,
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I suppose a riot's out of the question?
Click for bigger (353 kb)
She's pretty, she could be a model.
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Wed 10 Aug 2011, 17:23,
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Click for bigger (353 kb)
She's pretty, she could be a model.
Might Travel
I'd actually fly to Manchester, just to be given the slaps by her.
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Wed 10 Aug 2011, 17:30,
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That riot gear looks pretty cool.
I'll wait till Topshop releases it.
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Wed 10 Aug 2011, 17:26,
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At the prices in there, I can imagine so.
£10 for a pair of socks?!
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Wed 10 Aug 2011, 17:32,
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upscale
Then you put a brick in a sock and steal a Porsche. You'll save money instantly!
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Wed 10 Aug 2011, 17:34,
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Going around, looking like Judge Dredd, with pricey socks, and a Porsche.
Living the dream.
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Wed 10 Aug 2011, 17:37,
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She can wield my truncheon, etc.
(I'd prefer it if she didn't beat anyone to death with it though.)
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Wed 10 Aug 2011, 17:29,
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(I'd prefer it if she didn't beat anyone to death with it though.)
But isn't that how Xena Warrior Princess earned her appeal?
That, and making *whoosh* noises a lot.
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Wed 10 Aug 2011, 17:39,
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And you'd think she'd still be able to fend off
A monosyllabic French gladiator, but no, just stands there.
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Wed 10 Aug 2011, 18:18,
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thats a rather funky font for a cardboard box
his shoelace is untied! The coppers should have warned him.
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Wed 10 Aug 2011, 16:53,
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Alot of people organising trouble on Facebook
will be charged with conspiring to misconduct
This is a repost and I haven't a clue what it originally related to.
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Wed 10 Aug 2011, 16:51,
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This is a repost and I haven't a clue what it originally related to.
I hope he survives the violence
otherwise he'll be de-composing!
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Wed 10 Aug 2011, 17:03,
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Is that Q / John De Lancie?
In a star trek TNG episode featuring Q (the robin hood one), a Lute was smashed. Spooky connection, eh?
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Wed 10 Aug 2011, 16:53,
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forsooth, sirrah!
thy fellow peelers hath vexed me mightily! for such lamentably crass behaviour, i shall now compose a sonnet that paints thee in the poorest light!
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Wed 10 Aug 2011, 16:57,
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i challenge thee, my lord, to approach me
and test thy strength upon my knucles, if thou think'st thou art hard enough!
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Wed 10 Aug 2011, 17:06,
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I shall verily smite you, my lord......
Cowards die many times before their deaths;
The valiant never taste of death but once.
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Wed 10 Aug 2011, 17:12,
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The valiant never taste of death but once.
The wedding really brought a sense of happiness to the nation, didn't it.
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Wed 10 Aug 2011, 17:31,
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nice tagging
protecting against image theft with an image about theft
*brain asplodes*
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Wed 10 Aug 2011, 16:38,
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*brain asplodes*
you mean
protecting against image theft of an image he's stolen of an image of theft!
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Wed 10 Aug 2011, 16:40,
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use for parody is acceptable now, so says mp
keep up with the news man ;)
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Wed 10 Aug 2011, 16:52,
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The Ed says 'Just Bring It!'
Can you smell what The Ed is cooking?
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Wed 10 Aug 2011, 16:34,
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"Sancti Apostoli Petrus et Paulus: de quorum potestate et auctoritate confidimus ipsi intercedant pro nobis ad Dominum."
"Amen"
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Wed 10 Aug 2011, 17:07,
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Haha... he might make the excuss that he has to go back on holiday because he forgot to tip the waitress....!!
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Wed 10 Aug 2011, 16:48,
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I bet when they get home there's a dominos discount voucher on the door mat
always the bloody way!
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Wed 10 Aug 2011, 16:39,
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The one at the back has forgotten it's two for one on wednesdays...!
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Wed 10 Aug 2011, 16:49,
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Haha... I was thought should I type clinks instead as I was typing it....!!
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Wed 10 Aug 2011, 16:30,
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If I had to describe the noise
it does chink as opposed to clink. I cant hear the L
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Wed 10 Aug 2011, 16:40,
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I just found out Affleck's, my local loitering place with all the goths, has been burnt down.
*breaking point*
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Wed 10 Aug 2011, 16:24,
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it hasn't
they broke in and looked around but thought the place had already been smashed up
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Wed 10 Aug 2011, 16:29,
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Haha.... yer I'd forgotten about that.... must have been good though if I can still remeber it...
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Wed 10 Aug 2011, 16:38,
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yup it's nasty
It's still standing an is open for business today
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Wed 10 Aug 2011, 16:51,
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Good to hear.
I'm guessing my informant was elsewhere and they were told the news from some bastard.
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Wed 10 Aug 2011, 16:55,
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Though it'd be fine..... there's not a Nike shop in the as far as I can remember..!
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Wed 10 Aug 2011, 16:58,
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This is true.
Not dressing like a council house rat pays of so well sometimes.
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Wed 10 Aug 2011, 17:00,
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I seen to remember it as sort of a big old warehouse factory type place?
With lots of secondhand record stalls and magazine stalls and stalls selling pvc clothing, a bit like an indoor market?
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Wed 10 Aug 2011, 16:34,
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Yeah that one.
I just got told it's fine from someone else.
I don't know what to believe any more =_=
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Wed 10 Aug 2011, 16:36,
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I don't know what to believe any more =_=
A lot of locals are telling me it's not been burnt down.
Sorry! >.< I'll be having a word with my friend in a bit.
EDIT: My friend's friend's friend told her. Ha.
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Wed 10 Aug 2011, 16:43,
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EDIT: My friend's friend's friend told her. Ha.
Yeah, loads of people are telling me it's fine but some are saying it's pretty much gone.
Can't be arsed going out there now, like.
Probably tomorrow.
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Wed 10 Aug 2011, 16:39,
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Probably tomorrow.
surely the goths would have all loved it and dived into the flames in a group sacrifice?
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Wed 10 Aug 2011, 16:30,
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That's a thought.
I wonder how many people will kill themselves because of this?
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Wed 10 Aug 2011, 16:34,
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Nowhere for them to learn to count now either.... they set fire to the college in Nottingham that was there to teach them...!!
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Wed 10 Aug 2011, 16:37,
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I can dig it...!!! hope that's one of these shovels he's got...
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pffff
went past the somerfield on the bus today, it's been trashed.
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Wed 10 Aug 2011, 16:34,
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I daren't go into the city center...... just because I might not be able to get home again... :-(
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Wed 10 Aug 2011, 16:43,
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new bloke got sent home from work early yesterday
because the buses and trains were being cancelled. he saw several burnt-out cars on his way home.
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Wed 10 Aug 2011, 16:52,
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The main place in our city center where the police seem to be coreling them....
And where they run up and down... is the road where my bus stop is...!!
I WAS going out for a curry and drink tomorow.... now I'm not...!!
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Wed 10 Aug 2011, 17:01,
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I WAS going out for a curry and drink tomorow.... now I'm not...!!
Hope it's not too close to you where you are....
I'm well out of it here by about 4 miles.... just can't go into the city center....!
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Wed 10 Aug 2011, 17:13,
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it's about a mile away atm
but it seems quiet here. slightly worried by the 3 10-year-olds outside before with face-paint on, talking about how nobody is supposed to recognise them :(
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Wed 10 Aug 2011, 17:22,
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Sad times indeed.. :-(
I find it interesting how the targets differ from region to region, here they have attacked 5 police stations, Two were firebombed, the others with stones and rocks but they did firebomb a police car outside one of those.... but the majotity of it here seems to be mindless vandlism agains peoples private property... like cars being tourched and windows smashed on houses....
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