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# Bürste über alles


Proper Führer meets Ginger Führer

(Warning: contains seams)
(, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 20:49, archived)
# Hahaha this works!
(, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 21:04, archived)
# likes
(, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 22:22, archived)
# Goatse security
(, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 20:42, archived)
# the hand the wrong way up
hogis
(, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 20:55, archived)
# OLD SKOOL JUNGLE :D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AO0dUnlzKl8&feature=related
(, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 20:38, archived)
# awwwww yeah
(, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 20:55, archived)
# bangin
(, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 21:01, archived)
# Nicely
I never knew what to do with it but you have the answer. Weird buggers though

(, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 21:06, archived)
# pesky women drivers
(, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 20:34, archived)
# Car Smash:D
(, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 20:52, archived)
# 105 hits
but I didn't know what to do at the start
(, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 20:55, archived)
# I don't think she missed :)
(, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 21:08, archived)
# and she's not done yet
whew
(, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 21:23, archived)
[challenge entry] Innit
(, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 20:32, archived)
# 428kb is a bit big for a still image.
You could probably optimize it down to 100kb without losing too much.
(, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 20:39, archived)
# ^This
(, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 20:46, archived)
# Done
ta
(, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 20:46, archived)
# Cool :)
(, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 21:21, archived)
# I'll have three!
(, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 20:52, archived)
#
Fake limps?
(, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 21:13, archived)
# Oh,
I read it as fake limbs!
(, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 22:54, archived)
# Beats as it sweeps as it cleans.
Wrong company, but I'm not keeping count. :)
(, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 22:43, archived)
# R.I.P. Robert Robinson
(, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 19:37, archived)
# Question of Chogis: The Early Years
RIP Leslie Javier
(, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 19:39, archived)
# sweet alcochef japes
(, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 20:01, archived)
# he choked on chedda
(, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 20:04, archived)
# cancer sauce on chicken tits
(, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 20:14, archived)
# sour swinesausage drei: how's the sald
(, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 20:15, archived)
# hahahahaha
(, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 21:31, archived)
# Sweet sweet fusion
(, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 20:31, archived)
# This may just be the greatest thing you've ever done
(, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 21:28, archived)
# 70s BBC regulation comb-over
(, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 19:46, archived)
# Haha yes =)
(, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 20:49, archived)
# and hessian backdrop
(, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 21:11, archived)
# i don't know who he is but i feel i should after seeing stephen fry being sad at him dying
(, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 19:49, archived)
# His questions weren't aimed at cretins.
Y'know... stuff like...
"Is black the colour of... a, red; b, semolina pilchard; c, fornicating baboons; or d... and here's the clue... black?"
(, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 22:49, archived)
# And now we're lumbered with numptys like Vernon Kay for quizmasters.
There's no justice.
(, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 22:39, archived)
# sexy
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 19:10, archived)
# Wow... Rob's had his hair bleached!
(, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 19:14, archived)
# hahaha
FUCK!
(, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 19:22, archived)
# AHAHAHAHAHA
He does do the best blowjobs.
(, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 20:43, archived)
# Sexeh
(, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 19:16, archived)
# Lovely
This is remarkably similar to a painting my mom has that was painted by an inmate at San Quentin penitentiary. I hope that doesn't get taken the wrong way. Whatever that would be.
(, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 19:24, archived)
# hahah
no worries mate,she gets taken the wrong way aaaaall the time. :)
(, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 19:54, archived)
# She's the one who started it.
I just didn't resist.
(, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 20:00, archived)
# What a proper lady....
(, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 19:24, archived)
# this reminds me of Gummo
(, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 19:24, archived)
# Gummo Marx?
(, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 15:18, archived)
# Thanks
(, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 19:57, archived)
# Lovin the stubble ;)


(, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 20:12, archived)
# o
(, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 21:57, archived)
#
(, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 18:44, archived)
# it is the best method of keeping ones wig in place..!
(, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 18:49, archived)
# :D
tack hammer for a 16 penny nail? that's cuckoo
(, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 19:03, archived)
# I hope noyhing sexy happens...
(, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 19:04, archived)
# nail her jack
(, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 19:07, archived)
# :-)
(, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 19:17, archived)
# bjork?
(, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 19:41, archived)
# I fill named your picture..... and stuck Wendi Deng in to it, Rupert Murdochs wife....
(, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 19:59, archived)
# AHHHH
makes sense now, hahaha
(, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 20:20, archived)
# :D
(, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 19:23, archived)
# GET HER JACK!
(, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 19:42, archived)
# I reckon they should have used Clarkson...
(, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 19:46, archived)
# tee hee
(, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 20:10, archived)
# THAT FACE IS JUST CLASSIC
(, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 20:17, archived)
# Does Clarkson...
FUCKING LOVE CARS?
(, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 20:40, archived)
# OOOOOM NOM NOM NOM
(, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 19:25, archived)
# :D
(, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 20:05, archived)
# TAP TAP BUDOKAI: Rise of the Suckfuckers
(, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 19:25, archived)
# :D
(, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 20:00, archived)
# HAMMER TIME
(, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 20:24, archived)
# wow!!!
:D
(, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 20:38, archived)
# Ahhhh facking 'ell
(, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 21:12, archived)
#
(, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 20:38, archived)
# fucking love this
(, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 21:20, archived)
# fucksocks !
(, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 17:31, archived)
# ha ha haaaa.
probably both were steering with their knees, texting friends
(, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 17:56, archived)
#
tex fis
(, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 18:00, archived)
# friends dont let friends fist and drive
(, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 18:02, archived)
# but it's ok if you just stop in the hammer lane
(, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 18:05, archived)
# Whst are the odds of that happening?
(, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 17:57, archived)
# low, unless there was a grudge going on
(, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 17:59, archived)
# Better call for the police..!
(, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 18:04, archived)
# let's just settle this out of court
(, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 18:07, archived)
# You can keep all the cake....
(, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 18:10, archived)
# no, no--after you, please
(, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 18:23, archived)
# Nice tights
no wait... OMG! ;)
(, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 18:50, archived)
# rug butt :)
(, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 19:01, archived)
# Fur
(, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 19:07, archived)
# witness appeal
accident here...can you help?
(, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 18:46, archived)
# I saw nothing, I know nothing :)
(, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 19:05, archived)
[challenge entry] The future, take it up the ass if you break the law
(, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 17:14, archived)
# Breaks the law..
(, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 17:18, archived)
#
(, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 17:30, archived)
# British steal is one of the few albums that is still as fresh today...
As it was over 30 years ago when I first heard it....
(, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 17:35, archived)
# But then Rob Halford would be the one in the uniform...
(, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 18:17, archived)
# Is this some kind of bust?
(, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 17:19, archived)
# And they say crime doesn't pay.....
(, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 17:23, archived)
# ...Ugh!...You were supposed to say:
"Yes, it's very impressive but we'd just like to ask a few questions."
(, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 17:25, archived)
# I was hoping she might want to take down my particulars....
(, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 17:29, archived)
# and she's wearing her night stick
(or day stick, as the occasion calls for)
(, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 17:36, archived)
# Just as long as she's got no hidden cake.....
(, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 17:43, archived)
# funny that you'd gnaw on her backside, but
ewww at a cake she sat on. Think it over and get back to me ;p
(, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 17:46, archived)
# Unhygienic cake is srs biznz ;-)
(, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 17:53, archived)
# but unhygienic arse isn't
hmmm
(, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 17:56, archived)
# I never said I wanted to gnaw on her backside though
(, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 18:03, archived)
# some things are simply givens in this ife
(, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 18:08, archived)
# Well the truth is....
If a lady said "Lick my arse and then I'll suck you off" I'd be like "Yay.. too right I'm up for a bit of that"...
But if I opened a box of cherry backwells and discovered that they had shit all over them... I'd be writting a very strong letter of complaint indeed to Mister Kippling ';-)
(, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 18:20, archived)
# Yay mr Kippling . . .
suck me off and I'll gladly eat this box of shit
(, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 18:25, archived)
# I do usually pay £1.49p to eat a box of his shit...
(, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 18:31, archived)
# i wanna get picked up by the fuzz
(, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 18:20, archived)
# stop waxing it for a while then
(, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 18:34, archived)
# Looks familiar but
(, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 19:18, archived)
# I'll take a vowel
and another vowel...
(, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 19:36, archived)
# I'll take a towel
(, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 19:46, archived)
# LOL!
(, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 21:13, archived)
# I don't know why...
(, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 16:56, archived)
# 10cc of thalidomide, stat.
(, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 17:33, archived)
# fractal fingers
(, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 17:56, archived)
# DarthDalek's wedding party
(, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 16:10, archived)
# now with his & hers commerative buttplugs
(, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 16:12, archived)
# with our compliments, of course
(, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 16:13, archived)
#
compliments condiments
(, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 16:27, archived)
#
iments oms
(, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 16:43, archived)
# If you fancy some cheese you can't wait for Darth Grater to come round...
(, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 16:28, archived)
# hahahaha

free running salt (real name of a type of salt)
(, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 16:31, archived)
# then they can't charge you for it, right?
(, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 16:37, archived)
#
I thought out was a salt course
(, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 21:36, archived)
# The Best Man
(, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 17:03, archived)
# I'm sure Floyd has been up to no good...
(, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 16:09, archived)
# ha!
class.
(, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 16:20, archived)
# Bwahaha
This made me cry!
*clcik*
(, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 16:26, archived)
# Haha.. yay kitty.....
(, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 16:29, archived)
# ahahahah
can't click this enough. My cat got a catnip toy in the post today :) they never seem to be that effective though.
(, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 16:32, archived)
# My cat
goes fucking mental for it.
Can't go near him for hours afterwards when he's on a comedown.
(, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 16:33, archived)
#
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# haha
nice
(, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 16:35, archived)
# :D
(, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 16:43, archived)
# almost looks 3D
(, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 16:52, archived)
# He's one bad cat.
(, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 17:05, archived)
# He's one tall cat.
Going from the pic above.
(, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 18:04, archived)
# Its
In inches
(, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 19:29, archived)
# fucking yes
*cleek*
(, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 18:45, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 20:02, archived)
# that
is fucking brilliant.
(, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 1:27, archived)
# i'll bet it is
(, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 14:42, archived)
# would
(, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 14:47, archived)
# You DID, didn't you?
(, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 14:56, archived)
# you'd have to operate the mouth yourself though
(, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 15:25, archived)
# har har har! :P
(, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 15:29, archived)
# yeh but look where I get to put my hand
(, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 16:20, archived)
# she looks like she's put on a bit of weight since her recent death
(, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 14:55, archived)
# post-mortem bloating
ed: the word 'smell' comes to mind with this image, but I don't want to say more
(, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 14:58, archived)
# Why can't her dick be 12 inches long
(, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 15:44, archived)
# whoa!
(, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 15:58, archived)
# The cake in this image disturbs me....!!
(, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 16:31, archived)
# how did I miss that?
(, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 16:39, archived)
# I just found it a bit unhygienic..!
(, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 16:50, archived)
# splatter cake eww
(, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 16:54, archived)
# Brian May has let himself go.....
(, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 16:30, archived)
# ha ha
(, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 17:05, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 14:15, archived)
# I'm now whistling "Young Folk" by Peter, Bjorn and thingy
(, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 14:21, archived)
# Lovely!
I got such a laugh when I found out that speed bumps in Britain are called "sleeping policemen". Almost as big a laugh as when I read the idea of making speed bumps out of custard!
(, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 14:25, archived)
# hehhee
justice is served
(, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 14:47, archived)
# Reminds
me of this.
(, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 16:14, archived)
# Needs a spike in the ground just after...............................!
(, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 16:35, archived)
[challenge entry]


Click for bigger (124 kb)

First entry for a challenge. Still shite and almost certainly done before, but it's Saturday morning, so meh
(, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 13:45, archived)
# Kick her in the balls
(, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 13:48, archived)
# Exterminate :D
(, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 13:57, archived)
# Ext-herman:D-ate!
(, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 14:12, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 14:14, archived)
# Wonder what his lightsaber tecnique is like .....!
(, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 16:38, archived)
# If you scroll quickly past this image
it looks like it is growing!
(, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 16:59, archived)
# Hee hee.

(, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 16:10, archived)
# tsk tsk tsk
*grinzz*
(, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 16:42, archived)
# Segway training should be mandatory
(, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 12:18, archived)
# ha ha, neat!
(, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 12:20, archived)
# thanks PH--you get any rain in the city last night?
lots of thunder boomers out here for a while
(, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 13:17, archived)
# yes, it was refreshingly wet in da hood yesterday.
I am especially glad to be out from that seemingly month-long high 90's crap
(, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 13:36, archived)
# FASTER!
(, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 12:21, archived)
# zero frame delay would do it :)
(, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 12:27, archived)
#


(, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 12:29, archived)
# I got it to play that fast in my animator but
the preview on here actually played slower--hmmm
(, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 12:38, archived)
#
Browsers tend to be slower than other stuff.
(, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 12:45, archived)
# my firefox tends to play as fast as on b3ta--usually
as I recall IE had a limit of about .1 sec per frame--no faster
(, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 12:48, archived)
# I think the lowest you can get it is 2 hundreths of a second per frame
(, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 12:47, archived)
# That seems to be the case here--
.02 gives me the speed you got.
(, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 13:02, archived)
# The fastest delay that IE will play is 0.07
to speed it up requires you to drop some frames.
(, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 12:47, archived)
# I thought IE was aout .1, but I found a big difference with firefox
(, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 12:50, archived)
# agreed
(, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 12:50, archived)
# ah, now see--that vertical propulsion feature is particularly dicey :D
(, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 12:54, archived)
# hehe
(, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 14:47, archived)

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