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[challenge entry] For the compo
(, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 9:36, archived)
# haha!
(, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 9:59, archived)
# Rapunzel. That crazy, sexy, bitch.
(, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 9:09, archived)
# Smoking a pipe in a tower on the Hills of Egg
(, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 9:13, archived)
# She looks well happy up there with her pipe.
(, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 9:13, archived)
# Lully 'mund.
I wouldn't trust that horse.
(, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 9:14, archived)
# :)
(, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 9:14, archived)
# that's lovely
even more so, knowing what it's for - nice work sir
(, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 9:21, archived)
# She is what she is, ugg ugg ugg
I was traumatised by that rabies campaign too, I got it into my head there was a rabid dog living under my bed!
(, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 9:25, archived)
# she looks a bit sturdy innit
she'll snap that chap in half
(, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 9:30, archived)
# Bored horse is bored
It's thinking " Christy, not another morning of this"
(, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 10:31, archived)
# 'ning...He just wants to dance!
(, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 9:00, archived)
# Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
(, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 9:05, archived)
# ning
(, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 9:06, archived)
# morning sir!
(, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 9:12, archived)
# Oh I do like this so I will click I like this!
just now finished watching the second Jurassic Park so I'm all RAW! MORE DINOSAURS! YAY!


//edit: just spotted the bandages on the tyrannosaur: proper lols :)
(, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 9:06, archived)
# aaawk :(
(, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 9:06, archived)
# he can always find work in lap dance
(, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 9:09, archived)
# It's the ballet school's loss
Now they'll never be able to stage a production of "Raaar and Grurrg"
(, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 10:07, archived)
# hmm--how strange
just happened to notice

(, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 8:46, archived)
# Yes . . but will she french ?
(, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 8:50, archived)
# I'll be franc, I really don't know
(, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 8:53, archived)
# it'll be centime before we find out too
(, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 8:57, archived)
# Euro so correct
(, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 9:00, archived)
# Licking stamps is a good first good test !
(, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 8:59, archived)
# crafty
(, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 9:00, archived)
# I've seen this look on homeless winos occasionally :)
(, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 9:02, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 9:17, archived)
#


'Ning!
(, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 9:09, archived)
# but how much is that in Monopoly money?
(, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 9:13, archived)
# WHAT WHAT
(, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 10:47, archived)
# IN THE BHAT?
(, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 11:38, archived)
# Self Portrait
(, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 7:55, archived)
# Nice,,,
(, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 8:03, archived)
# Nice while I lasted . . .
(, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 8:16, archived)
# I don't believe this looks anything like you
(, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 8:14, archived)
# Here to day . . . possibly gone monyana --------------------->
(, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 8:17, archived)
# it tries to morph into a star trek logo thing, fails and moves on.
(, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 8:28, archived)
# Brilliant observation . . . story of my life . . . so far <__________________
(, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 8:36, archived)
# we're all made from failed stars
interstellar waste........."thanx god" :)
(, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 8:46, archived)
# And if I'm to believe the doctors . . . my waste is nearly wasted !
(, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 8:49, archived)
# I just had a bacon and tomato sandwich
it was nice.
(, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 8:35, archived)
# Was the crust necessarily enticing ?
(, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 8:39, archived)
# it was a most tantalisingly enticing enticement
(, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 9:28, archived)
# YOU'RE A STAR VALIN
(, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 8:44, archived)
# Apparently almost gone ==========================>
(, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 8:46, archived)
# Fucking Mondays.
Morning all!

(, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 7:51, archived)
# Bloated to the MAX !
Let out the gaseous stinkin' air and air them out to watch them FLIP FLAP DECOMPRESSING about in space ~ ~ ~
(, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 8:02, archived)
# Ha ha ha..
Ning DB!
(, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 8:03, archived)
# Inflation blows, man.
(, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 8:26, archived)
# There's a HEADLINE for the ages !
(, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 8:44, archived)
# What did the inflatable teacher say to the inflatable pupil who stuck a pin in the inflatable school?
"You've let me down, you've let yourself down, you've let the whole school down"

Ning b3ta!
(, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 10:03, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 5:25, archived)
# Don't get them to whistle
(, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 6:37, archived)
# "you whistle at me?"
(, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 7:17, archived)
# !
(, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 8:27, archived)
# FUCKIN' HELL
(, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 8:44, archived)
# They make that sound normally anyway.
(, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 13:34, archived)
# Telebutt custard anyone?
(, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 6:43, archived)
# Why, Dear "Bob" WHY!
(, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 9:36, archived)
# quality hairy cleft action :)
(, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 20:24, archived)
# Workin them mules
(, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 5:03, archived)
# musclefuck
(, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 5:21, archived)
#
(, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 5:21, archived)
# are there balls touching? I think there may be balls touching
(, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 5:40, archived)
# After all those steriods
there are no balls left.
(, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 5:57, archived)
# I think a sultana is scraping across a sundried tomato
(, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 6:36, archived)
# Steer them roids !
Self tugging indulgence !
(, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 6:24, archived)
# HUT! HUT! HUT! HUT! HUT! HUT! HUT! HUT! HUT! HUT!
(, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 6:26, archived)
#
(, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 6:42, archived)
# just keep squeazing, it'll come out eventually
(, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 11:19, archived)
# boo 2u2
(, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 4:32, archived)
# JUST DOING THE DO
 

 
(, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 5:38, archived)
# I see a little of Oprah in this ^
(, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 5:44, archived)
# wow, ha ha ha!
(, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 11:17, archived)
# BOO!
(, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 2:15, archived)
# They do say symmetrical faces are the most attractive.
But she's got asymmetrical highlights in her pupils, so she has to be filed under "might".
(, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 2:21, archived)
# The Grinch has a sister.
(, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 2:24, archived)
# i was trying to put a vertical crease in her upper lip, but it wouldnt work
(, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 2:25, archived)
# I'll bet you did.
YSF
(, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 2:35, archived)
# ALSO: tried Sqirlz.

Not too bad. Little clunky but fun.
(, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 3:35, archived)
# sqirlz is all i can use anymore
(, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 4:23, archived)
# ...and her name is...
(, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 2:26, archived)
# Boo, evidently.
(, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 2:39, archived)
#
(, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 2:33, archived)
# there'll be no sleep tonight
(, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 2:40, archived)
# all the fappin'
(, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 2:40, archived)
# Zounds!
(, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 2:44, archived)
#
(, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 23:57, archived)
# Damn these new-fangled hovering Dalek vehicles.
Now rotten old panto-villain bags like this can get up the spiral staircase.
(, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 0:18, archived)
# Since I stopped being a child, I've not watched Dr Who.
I don't really know why adults would watch it in the first place,
but surely the daleks' sudden ability to fly would just jar so much that you'd have to stop watching?
(, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 0:22, archived)
# It's worse than you think.
I've only read about the hovering Daleks.
But I actually watch Dragons' Den.
Bastards vs prats.
(, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 0:27, archived)
# Really?
That is bad.
I don't watch TV any more.
Except the odd thing on iplayer.
I love iplayer.
iplayer is my friend.
(, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 0:31, archived)
# AMEN!
(, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 0:35, archived)
# I've got another couple of 9" x 6" jigsaw pieces here for my mum's community art project.
I need to bung some art on 'em fairly soon.
Got some acrylic paint, some pencil crayons and some coloured ultrafine pens.
Any (family-friendly) ideas? Anyone?

(Previously:) #1:
www.b3tards.com/u/9942169dd61c1e88c8cb/girlwithasilverscowl_optimised.jpg

#2:
www.b3tards.com/u/9942169dd61c1e88c8cb/come_on_bus_opt.jpg
(, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 0:37, archived)
# Family friendly? Like the bus stop one.
The manson family?
(, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 0:49, archived)
# What about kittens with baby heads:

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I'm going to bed now, and listening to Elvis McGonaghall on iPlayer. Ta-ra!
edit: Bollocks. I confused Elvis McGonaghall with Hovis Presley.
Hovis Presley was funny, but is unfortunately dead and not currently on iplayer.
Elvis McGonaghell sounds like a git so far.
(, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 0:52, archived)
# Nighty night! :D
(, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 1:10, archived)
# Batman. In a jet. Fighting dinosaurs.
(, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 0:52, archived)
# I like it.
But please bear in mind I can barely draw and can't paint for shit.
So that's a tricky proposition.
(, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 0:55, archived)
# Hmm... maybe there's a way you could trace or lightbox it?
Or alternatively, your own take on a famous poster or album art?
Like the KEEP CALM AND CARRY ON one.
(, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 1:00, archived)
# I'm tempted to run with a fat amateur Batman suffering a twisted ankle while trying to chase a motorist who parked in a disabled space in a supermarket car park without displaying proper credentials.
(, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 1:16, archived)
# ...
GO FOR IT.
(, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 2:07, archived)
# An exterior view of the Sistine Chapel.
(, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 1:21, archived)
# Hmmm... can I merge the Batman thing with that?
(, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 1:31, archived)
# Add the Batlamp-on-cloud in the back.
(, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 1:39, archived)
# Ooooh, nice.
But now I'm thinking along the lines of doing it with the backdrop of a dreary multi-storey car park rather than a beautiful world heritage site.
This is, after all, a community art project. And I live in a staggeringly dreary 'community'.

Cheers for the ideas, though - they've got the juices flowing. And dribbling.
Gurgling.
Belching.
Squirting.
(, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 1:50, archived)
# Apathy.
(, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 1:26, archived)
# That's my favourite baby girl's name!
But I don't want to demoralise my mum's community art friends. Some of 'em are very sensitive.
(, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 1:35, archived)
# A BOWL OF PRETTY PINK GERANIUMS
 
WITH AIDS
(, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 3:55, archived)
# Fuck Stuck On You
www.channel5.com/schedule
(, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 23:38, archived)
# Ack! Even one is a handful, much less conjoined diploid twins.
(, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 23:51, archived)
# neck moves good
(, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 0:03, archived)
# I long to have my photo taken by a panda.
(, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 0:10, archived)
# bacon bros
(, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 23:51, archived)
# ^ good spot
All i can smell now is frazzles.
(, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 0:04, archived)
# A beautiful creature
(, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 0:04, archived)
# Throw a bucket of cold water on them
that'll seperate them
(, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 0:30, archived)
# hand me the bucket, we have another case of pbase on the loose!
(, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 1:19, archived)
[challenge entry] couldn't decide which of these was the most distasteful


(, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 23:04, archived)
# I prefer fiddler - it's more subtle.
(, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 23:51, archived)
# there's never anything subtle about a penis
ever
(, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 23:52, archived)
# well, ahem, that is, by all accounts, not, apparently,
WHAT YOUR WIFE SAYS !!!
Ahahahaa!
(, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 0:01, archived)
# well!
I never...
(, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 0:05, archived)
# well, ahem, that is, by all accounts, apparently,
WHAT YOUR WIFE SAYS !!!
Ahahahaa!
(, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 0:19, archived)
# i prefer flidder
just because flid is a brilliant word
(, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 0:05, archived)
#
flid is a great word
(, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 3:16, archived)
# Have you heard? Somebody shot Daffy!


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I never knew he was in the army but he must have been for a while, apparently he's a Colnel
(, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 22:51, archived)
# First Roadrunner,
now this?
And Woo!
(, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 22:56, archived)
# sad news :(
RIP Daffy...thanx for the laughs
(, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 23:02, archived)
# RiP Daffy:(
(, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 23:03, archived)
# hahaha
(, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 23:28, archived)
# Ah - I thought Gadafi was dead for a moment then.
BBC don't seem to have heard about it if he is.
(, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 23:50, archived)
# Exactly what I thought.
I can't wait till he's dead or arrested, and this whole Libya shite is put to bed once and for all.
(, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 0:11, archived)
# Haha, yeah, as soon as he's out of the picture everything will be just fine. Like in Iraq or Egypt, probably.
(, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 0:16, archived)
# We just need to count on the new governments to not fuck it up.
(, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 0:18, archived)
# The chances of them getting it right are small
sadly
(, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 1:34, archived)
# No to sound pessimistic, but I reckon Libya is going to slowly become the new Somalia.
(, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 2:37, archived)
# Wut!?
Must be duck season...
(, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 23:53, archived)
# who likes monkeys?
well, here are some monkeys



(, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 22:29, archived)
# Radiaton levels must be off the chart again.
AAU
(, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 22:35, archived)
# I like monkeys.
(, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 22:37, archived)
# grand :)
hope you like them.
(, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 22:39, archived)
# They're very different from any monkey I've ever seen.
Are they ill?
(, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 22:42, archived)
# i think the one of the left
is a little depressed. other than that they seem fine to me.
(, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 22:50, archived)
# I'm no monkey expert.
I think they need to see a monkey doctor.
(, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 22:58, archived)
# Best of all the animals
Damned sight better than horses, anyway
(, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 22:53, archived)
# Horses are rubbish
(, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 23:04, archived)
# You can bet my monkeys are beating your donkeys
(, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 22:42, archived)
# I love monkeys:D
(, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 22:55, archived)
# hahaha
a work of art
(, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 22:59, archived)
# Haha
(, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 23:10, archived)
# I like the monkeys.
But I have this tiny, tiny suspicion they will kill me.
(, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 23:00, archived)
# would you feel better
if i said they were actual size? or is that just a more unpleasent death...
(, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 23:01, archived)
# That is definately
scarier. *Wields a can of Raid*
(, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 23:04, archived)
# I like
these particular monkeys
(, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 23:25, archived)
# I knew this was you before I saw the bottom of the post.
this is a good thing, because I like it.
(, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 0:16, archived)
# thanks :)
(, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 0:24, archived)
# Sundaycliffdance:D
(, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 22:16, archived)
# I can imagine him trying to justify this with his celibacy
(, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 22:27, archived)
# "CLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFFFFFF"
*throws knickers*
(, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 22:44, archived)
# cliffedge
(, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 22:57, archived)
# Clare, balding
(, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 21:47, archived)
# The
secret's out!
(, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 21:50, archived)
# little known fact.
She has oddly positioned, but rock solid nipples

spotted earlier today.
(, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 22:34, archived)
# corrective surgery would fix that
(, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 3:29, archived)
# haha
top job !
(, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 22:38, archived)
# goodbye red 4
(, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 21:36, archived)
# then let's roll
(, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 21:43, archived)
# Aww
yeah, that was sad news.
(, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 22:30, archived)
# :-(
(, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 0:37, archived)
[challenge entry] They only made one episode.


Meep! Meep! now you little bastard.
(, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 21:26, archived)
# Nice contempt-face
(, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 21:28, archived)
# I'm a natural.
(, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 21:37, archived)
# You finally got that cheeky little bastahhd!!
WOO!
(, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 21:28, archived)
# Hahaha:DNiceone
(, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 21:28, archived)
# Woo!
Mine started as a serious 'arty' pic, but this place is getting to me.
(, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 21:32, archived)
# I bet that isn't an ACME handgun :D
(, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 21:30, archived)
# Of course not. ACME was a front for the RLF.
RLF was notorious for selling poorly constructed weaponry, but it still provided them with seed money for other ventures
(, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 21:39, archived)
# Really Lame Firearms?
(, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 21:49, archived)
# Roadrunner Liberation Front
(, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 21:50, archived)
# Well i've messed their game up then.
*runs*
(, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 21:52, archived)
# Giant catapults and strategically placed birdseed are nothing compared to a simple 9mm.
(, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 21:54, archived)
# I think you're confusing that with the MPF
Meeping Popular Front
(, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 22:02, archived)
# no, i am sorry but you are wrong :)
(, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 22:06, archived)
# No need to apologise
(, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 22:14, archived)
# splitter
(, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 22:24, archived)
# The only sales job i would ever consider
would be for ACME.
(, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 22:01, archived)
# It would be the peak of your career
(, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 22:11, archived)
# Good hit!
She looks a little Whylie...
(, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 21:30, archived)
# I was going to put him in
giving a thumbs up, but the original is the size of Mars as it is.
(, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 21:34, archived)
# Excellent.
You totally nailed the shadows on this one.
(, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 22:23, archived)
# I never know in this place
what is sarcastic. I think i got close to the shadows, but no Hank Marvin.
(, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 22:53, archived)
# Sorry for the late reply.
I'd probably put :p if I was being sarcastic.
I didn't, because I wasn't.
(, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 23:56, archived)
# You really don't stand for any shit do you
bang and it's gone
(, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 22:38, archived)
# I actually need a new theme
or i think i'll get people knockng at my door soon.
(, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 22:50, archived)
# That is lovely as ever, Ms Lunch.
I hope she can get off using the "he was coming right for me" defence... no way she could have chased him down in those heels.
(, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 22:42, archived)
# She has a witness.
A Mr Coyote.
(, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 22:51, archived)
# Ace.
*clix*
(, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 23:31, archived)
# Ha! That'll learn him for taking that massive shit on the horizon!
(, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 0:19, archived)
# Just Fukkin Yes!
Take that, you Fecking irritating, smug, little bastard!

I would wear this on a T-shirt.
Clicky is barely adequate!
(, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 13:43, archived)
# Not sure why I have so much rage against a cartoon character
It may be possible that I need help!
(, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 13:44, archived)

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