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One night is one thing, but after three weeks there'd be some chafing, I think.
(, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 10:13, archived)
# even those tribesmen wouldn't touch the sides.
(, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 10:19, archived)
# I'd still have a go.
Then again, I'd have a go on Ann Widdecombe.
(, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 10:27, archived)
[challenge entry] arf! nice one
Do you mind awfully if I pea here?
(, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 10:30, archived)
# That works on so many levels
Two anyway. click.
(, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 11:14, archived)
[challenge entry] :)
(, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 10:01, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 9:44, archived)
# shit, what's he done?
Was it a crazed assault after the disaster that was red and black?
(, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 9:45, archived)
# COMPUTER GAMES LOL
(, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 9:57, archived)
# Wow. Runs in 48k.
Seriously cutting edge stuff.
(, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 9:46, archived)
# I loved that game
it was 3D man! 3 fucking D!

anyway - shut up - there's rugby on
(, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 9:51, archived)
# 3rd place play off, pfffft.
i had far more important things to do this morning like harvest festival.
(, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 10:19, archived)
# I couldn't go to my daughter's harvest festival due to work
The work being visiting a whiskey distillery in Ireland followed by a spa massage, but I didn't tell her that!
(, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 10:32, archived)
# 'massage'
yeah, right, i bet it had a happy finish.
(, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 10:42, archived)
# I did think of asking
but the 20 year old petite blond cutie doing the massage didn't look up to the task
(, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 10:48, archived)
# Isn't that Dec?
(, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 9:56, archived)
# don't be daft, of course n...oh, wait now...errr
(, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 9:57, archived)
# I could remember which one was PJ and which one was Duncan
and then they had to change it all up
(, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 10:05, archived)
# WHY GEOFF MAN
(, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 10:06, archived)
# AYUM BLIND MAN
(, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 10:07, archived)
# I'm late!
But still... pie!

(, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 9:02, archived)
# You're never alone with a pie
(, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 9:08, archived)
# Until its inevitably eaten.
:(
(, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 9:11, archived)
# When one becomes alone again.
And slightly more obese.

And so the cycle continues, until critical mass.
(, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 9:19, archived)
# The Circle Of Pies
Until you yourself are, indeed, circular.


And fat and dead.
(, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 9:21, archived)
# Best of all the sexings.
(, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 9:24, archived)
# Fat pie sexing.
(, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 9:27, archived)
# you can sex a Scotch Pie by its hole
(, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 9:58, archived)
# I suggest hunting the kitchen for crisp roles
found some there just yesterday
(, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 9:11, archived)
# Took me a min to get that.
I must be very fucking tired or very fucking thick!

I'll go with thick.
(, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 9:33, archived)
# Mmm pie
(, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 9:45, archived)
# \o/

(, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 10:06, archived)
# Unicorn Killer Empress Bachmann
(, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 6:29, archived)
# No posts for three and a half hour and then three at once....
(, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 6:32, archived)
# Sorry.
Did my alarm wake you up?
(, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 6:35, archived)
# Yes... Yes it bloody did!!!
(, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 6:50, archived)
# Sorry
I didn't refresh before I posted.
(, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 7:04, archived)
# yeah, that's the lie i always use too
;)
(, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 8:04, archived)
# Yeah but yours was shit so really it's only 2
(, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 7:43, archived)
# Hello gronkpan, are you okay?
(, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 8:23, archived)
# Seams ok.
Layer/Matting/Defringe is your friend.
Edit: Ning!!
(, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 6:33, archived)
# Thank you.
Still learning. I'll try to be better.
(, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 7:07, archived)
# A kinkier side of Empress Bachmann . . .
(, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 8:27, archived)
# I like this one best.
(, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 9:22, archived)
# *runs into class*
Sorry I'm late!

(, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 9:47, archived)
# She won a seam horse!
Carry on as you were!
(, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 9:57, archived)
# No reamorse (but apologies to whomever started this one, anyway)
(, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 10:13, archived)
#
(, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 9:54, archived)
# A padawan I am, but it's fun to learn
(, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 10:48, archived)
# Ning b3ta!!!!
Sorry it's a bit early but I have to shoot off soon...

Todays "Rose between two thorns" is Carrie Fisher (suggested by 'Eduard Khil's Haircut').
She is sandwiched between Leonard Rossiter (asked for by 'Kitty Fantastico') and Ken Watanabe.

(, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 6:28, archived)
#
and so to todays mix up....
'Ginge of the day' goes to Mark Rendall - the 'Friday Stripy' award goes to Kim Kardashian - and todays 'WTF' winner is Catherine Hardwicke.

(, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 6:28, archived)
# Good bit of Leonard Rossitering, there.
Derek Jacobi for tomorrow. :)
(, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 8:26, archived)
# Top notch Carrie Fisher. Many thanks. Valeria Golino tomorrow please?
(, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 8:49, archived)
# Hey hey
Also Constance Bennett tomorrow please
(, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 12:33, archived)
[challenge entry] Kwik'n'shit cos I've got to go to work
(, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 6:26, archived)
# Yeah... (Is that game still going?)
(, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 6:31, archived)
# Nice :)
But will the ice cream supply be interrupted by all this?
(, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 8:14, archived)
# Should my sister wear this?
Should my sister wear this?

bgo.tw/atgwy

She is 19 only.

I don't think she could wear this.

What do you think?
(, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 2:58, archived)
# hello!
Links is 2 boards that way --

:)
(, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 3:03, archived)
# she should wear what she likes
whether she could depends more on how morbidly obese she may be

also I would recommend a jacket of some sort in cold weather
(, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 3:08, archived)
# tl;dr -
we need pictures of your sister.
(, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 3:16, archived)
# no, I already ha-
 
I'VE SAID TOO MUCH
(, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 3:21, archived)
# he did say 19
you should be fine.
(, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 3:23, archived)
# The age of consent in Bgotw is 39
(, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 4:09, archived)
# they do age 3 times faster though
(, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 4:19, archived)
# gon' get me a girl 'bout forty two
(, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 5:49, archived)
# bgo.tw/atgwy = begone twat go away
well, just saying :)
(, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 3:12, archived)
#
(, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 3:16, archived)
# Pedro you need to calm down.
(, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 4:10, archived)
# This is exciting!
(, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 8:24, archived)
#
(, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 3:20, archived)
# getting horny now
(, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 3:22, archived)
# sweat baby sweat.
(, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 3:28, archived)
# i'd appreciate input...
(, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 3:33, archived)
# damn, I don't even have to look up the lyrics, AND I AM NOT ASHAMED
 
Use Your Fingers / One Fierce Beercoaster / Hooray For Boobies are still good fun, I did buy Hefty Fine but it's kind of pointless
(, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 3:41, archived)
# love this one
(, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 3:45, archived)
# ya wanna share it with your friends like a poorly rolled joint
(, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 3:47, archived)
# EINS, ZWEI, DREI
(, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 3:54, archived)
# THE DRUMMER FROM DEF LEPPARD'S ONLY GOT ONE ARM
(, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 3:48, archived)
# COS NO-ONE LIKES YOU MONKEY BOY
(, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 3:54, archived)
# that's some funny fucking shit, mother fucker
(, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 3:56, archived)
# Spam motherfucker.
do you eat it?
(, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 3:25, archived)
# why the FUCK not?
(, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 3:51, archived)
# no she shouldn't
(, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 3:52, archived)
# all clothing is an abomination in the eyes of our Lord
(, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 3:55, archived)
#
(, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 4:20, archived)
# THE EVERTONGUE
(, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 4:27, archived)
# all the ladies love a sharp dressed man, especially with a tongue like that, what what
(, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 5:19, archived)
#
(, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 6:15, archived)
# You should probably smear fresh hot dogshit over your hair.
That's what I think.
(, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 4:08, archived)
# I think people would be happier if they weren't always aspiring to greater things
(, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 4:26, archived)
#
(, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 4:32, archived)
# off to bed now
(, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 4:35, archived)
# Nice beaver!
(, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 4:53, archived)
# OUTSTANDING
(, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 5:17, archived)
# whats her phone number?
(, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 5:03, archived)
# 19 is the perfect age to wear something like that
is she cute ? is she rich ? does she live in oregon?
(, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 5:04, archived)
#
(, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 5:36, archived)
# BUSINESS AS USUAL
(, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 5:44, archived)
# hahahh
(, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 6:46, archived)
# she should wear this
(, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 5:36, archived)
# .... to cover up this
(, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 5:58, archived)
# the latest in Muslim fashion?
or is it unfashionable to say that
(, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 10:22, archived)
# That would look great, thrown on my bedroom floor...
(, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 6:05, archived)
#
(, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 6:13, archived)
# I think your sister is an insufferable person
but I probably would
(, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 8:02, archived)
# does she take it up the gary?
(, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 8:53, archived)
# Has she only got one leg?
(, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 10:29, archived)
# she's nineteen
she can do what the fuck she likes, stop interefering in her life, who are you, josef fritzel?
(, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 10:37, archived)
[challenge entry] Gerrin there Mary Bale!
(, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 2:10, archived)
#
ace
(, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 2:12, archived)
# I'm not quite sure how those houses are meant to be got into
maybe Coventry council have B& all gates.. to help promote fitness and jumping over things.
(, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 2:16, archived)
# neverforgive
(, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 2:13, archived)
# not even if she does a sexeh pance-dance?
(, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 2:17, archived)
# Never!
(, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 2:40, archived)
# like a bomp-a-bomp-bomp
(, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 2:56, archived)
# Oddly enough, this pic made me think of Pigeon Street, the Frankie Goes To Hollywood computer game, and Rene Magritte.
So there's another three reasons for liking it :)
(, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 2:21, archived)
# but I did filtad
-1 :(
(, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 2:22, archived)
# Filters are your friends.
(, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 2:30, archived)
# WAHEY!
+2! :)
(, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 2:32, archived)
# :)
(, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 2:38, archived)
# Hahaha!
(, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 2:29, archived)
# looks like it's about to game over though.. UH OH
(, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 2:33, archived)
# not a fan of animal cruelty, but I did lol when she binned the cat
woo to the pic to the woo!
(, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 2:44, archived)
# THERE WAS A HUNGRY DOG THAT SHE WAS HIDING IT FROMS
ta :)
(, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 2:51, archived)
# that cat was fine, but what if it had been bin-day?
the way she looked around first to check no-one was looking? she knew exactly what she was fucking doing, the cunt

here's a cute little kitten with spinal damage that was found in a bin bag
www.youtube.com/watch?v=sQjSnr3LpZo

doing pretty well now considering
helpsketches.tumblr.com/
(, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 3:18, archived)
# if I had an animal in one of those wheelchairs
I would have to put little fake fur legs on to the wheels... so they span around in a cartoonish manner when the cat/dog was moving.
(, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 3:21, archived)
# ^ this, with added scooby doo sfx
(, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 3:31, archived)
# :D :D
(, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 3:42, archived)
# : D
 
Hanna-Barbera bongo sound effects optional
(, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 3:33, archived)
# :D :D
(, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 3:46, archived)
#
:D :D :3
(, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 3:51, archived)
# aw, poor little sketches :(
still goes like fuck though :)
(, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 3:27, archived)
# nicely!
(, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 3:50, archived)
# thanking of the yous from the me
(, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 3:53, archived)
# hah!
This compo could be fun
(, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 4:34, archived)
# Superb :)
(, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 8:12, archived)
# dance you FUCKERS!
(, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 1:45, archived)
# WE DO A FUCKDANCE
(, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 1:47, archived)
#
(, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 1:54, archived)
# Get your FUCK on!
(, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 2:03, archived)
# Fly, my pretties!
(, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 2:12, archived)
#
(, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 2:31, archived)
#
(, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 2:41, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 3:34, archived)
# their faces match their moves..
this is of wins and woo :)
(, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 2:18, archived)
# ooh
fanks
(, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 3:33, archived)
# Funkeh Tiem!
(, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 2:32, archived)
#
(, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 1:23, archived)
# Which one is Roy and which one is Al?
(, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 1:40, archived)
#
(, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 1:46, archived)
# Hahaha!
(, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 8:16, archived)
[challenge entry] Wasn't actually a skiing holiday, I know, but...


Click for bigger (197 kb)


First image, and first compo entry, I really hope I'm doing it right!
(, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 1:22, archived)
# DAMN MY SLOW INTERNETS
Sea Tramp totally got in before me.
(, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 1:26, archived)
# January 15, 2008, to be precise. That's one s-l-o-w connection you've got there!
But hey, yours is a much better pic, so keep it up!
(, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 1:33, archived)
# well lots of "news" is about "celebrities" so expect even more reposts than usual this week
(, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 1:41, archived)
[challenge entry] "Have you seen a little girl around here?"
 


originally posted in Computer Games: The Grim Reality
 
(, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 1:47, archived)
# Haha!
Thanks!

I suppose it was optimistic to think nobody had thought of this before. I also had a brilliant joke about Jeremy Pacman.

*Looks up*

DAMMIT
(, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 3:53, archived)
# haha
boris is blue with cold
(, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 1:46, archived)
# top ZX spectrum game..
(, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 0:49, archived)
[challenge entry] like a bat out of hull...

best get it out the way early...
(, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 0:53, archived)
# Make sure you get a table seat ;)
I'll probably post mine tomorrow; not quite finished yet.

Good night, all!
(, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 1:20, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 1:24, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 1:29, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 1:45, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 2:11, archived)
#
being the BBC, I bet that steering wheel can be be spun left
(, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 9:56, archived)
# Yay! The days of being disappointed it isn't Paxo are over!
(, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 1:48, archived)
# well now, this, I like.
(, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 3:07, archived)
# Cool
(, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 10:34, archived)
# Good
Lord Yes.
(, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 18:11, archived)
# daley thompson's detoapathon
:)
(, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 0:54, archived)
#
lol
(, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 1:00, archived)
# Yes, again...
; ;
(, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 1:05, archived)
# Boracism!
(, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 12:16, archived)
# banderas / hayek face-swap ( ithink the one on the right looks like that guy from Queen :P )
(, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 0:45, archived)
# don't fancy yours much
(, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 0:50, archived)
# Why are you even here? All you do is moan,,,,,
(, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 0:52, archived)
# Fuck off.
(in a nice way)
edit: sorry - Fuck off hoggy poggy.
(, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 0:57, archived)
# I crossed a bridge, and he followed me home.
He sleeps in a hollow tree.
(, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 1:07, archived)
# a Keebler elf
(, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 1:09, archived)
# looksquitefroggypoggyhoggy
edit:usuk:P
(, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 0:58, archived)
# I actually did not know that u or mr crabby pants were going to leave a comment about my nic-nic-name
(, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 1:01, archived)
# New compo: Celebrity Shite Kites
Make it, Fly it, Crash it.
(, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 1:05, archived)
#
(, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 0:10, archived)
# I fell asleep among the towers, for a couple of hours, on a beautiful day...
(, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 0:11, archived)
# I love that song :)
(, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 0:18, archived)
# Moon Cock Tower is mine!
also: GJM
(, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 0:15, archived)
# Towers with powers?
ย 
(, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 0:20, archived)
# This made me smile for some reason. I like and click.
(, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 0:27, archived)
# GJM
(, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 1:14, archived)
#
(, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 0:05, archived)
# The Greatest Fuck Ever Fucked
(, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 0:09, archived)
# never ending fuck
(, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 0:09, archived)
# Welcome to the land of FUCK!
(, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 0:14, archived)
#
(, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 0:39, archived)
# ha ha!
(, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 1:20, archived)
#
(, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 1:27, archived)
# hahaha glug
(, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 1:50, archived)
[challenge entry] ...
(, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 0:02, archived)
# Best. User. Name. Ever. Fact.
Does Inigo Montoya still frequent these parts?
(, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 0:04, archived)
# I'm getting a bit bored of this compo to be honest
(, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 0:05, archived)
# ROFL.
(, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 0:06, archived)
# It does seam predictable.
(, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 0:06, archived)
# Oh crap,
I only logged in to be the first to moan about the compo.
You beat me to it.
(, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 0:09, archived)
# Sorry
I'll let you be the first for next week's one
(, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 0:13, archived)
# I'll do it now to be sure.
(, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 0:46, archived)
# Those crazy rioters,
they got all their logos back to front.
(, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 0:11, archived)
# We have a new challenge: news into computer games
b3ta.com/challenge/newsintocomputergames/

Thanks to Monkeon and our first past the post system that keeps the bastards in charge.
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 23:43, archived)
# Does the Gaddafwii count?
:)
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 23:46, archived)
# WINS!
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 23:48, archived)
# Hehe
:)
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 23:54, archived)
# Is your sig true?
*frantically researches*
(, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 0:02, archived)
# Game Over
(, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 0:02, archived)

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