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Lets start with this lovely pair...

Happy real birthday to our very own 'Smash Monkey' and back in June, 'A Vagabond' requested Joan Fontaine.

* I have to say, my research on Smashy was interesting...

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 8:17, archived)

To follow this...

'Smash Monkey' also asked for Jeff Goldblum and I have added the wonderful Christopher Lloyd

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 8:17, archived)

Oh bugger, I just looked at yesterdays requests.... It's a good job it's a weekend!!!

'Eduard Khil's Haircut' started it off with Valeria Golino followed by 'Drunken Miss pHotoshop Bitch' with Constance Bennett and 'Kitty Fantastico' started with Derek Jacobi.

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 9:15, archived)

Haha - I love the little b3ta references you work in

That Jacobi pic will be great for next time the noobs do their scroobs.

Quite a few famous folks tomorrow I'm sure others will spot, but could I also squeeze in a request for quirky Irish character actress Una O'Connor? Ta.

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 11:49, archived)

Why is it always black & white oldies in your requests???

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 15:53, archived)

Because colour film was much rarer in those days

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 10:36, archived)

good morning wobbly:) nice pair of wobblies :D

Love the research :D

(herman:D, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 10:09, archived)

Where did you get that photo?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 10:16, archived)

from b3ta

(herman:D, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 10:27, archived)

Phwoorr

I bet they taste salty
:D

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 10:32, archived)

i like this, too :)

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 11:03, archived)

Nicely

(herman:D, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 11:07, archived)

the 2 sharpest things

known to man, tungsten needles and the tongue of a scouse woman

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Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 10:57, archived)

so true ;)

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 11:02, archived)

HAPPY REAL BIRTHDAY SMASHIE!!!!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 11:03, archived)

ta! :D

the sleep-in didn't go as planned, the massive dog from 4 doors down was barking its head off outside my bedroom window at 8.20 :(

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 11:05, archived)

and now - we introduce the finalists in the Inflating Hair Competition from Stockport

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 11:16, archived)

arf!

i'd lose that, but i think i'd win a prize for palest bridesmaid of the century!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 11:18, archived)

you'd also win 'looks least uncomfortable'

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 11:23, archived)

yep

i was the only one who actually managed to lose weight in between the final dress fitting and the wedding :D

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 11:26, archived)

woo!

nicely done!
although, i wish i hadn't seen the brundlefly pic when i had a mouthful of egg on toast :(

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 10:46, archived)

It took a while to match the colours of the face image with your tits!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 11:04, archived)

well, they do tend to catch the sun!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 11:06, archived)

This is very nice mister wobbly and I would like to say so.....

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 19:18, archived)

Ghostbusters 3 on pc looks sweeet

(DJTK, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 8:00, archived)

can see the picture ?

www.b3ta.com/talk/

(herman:D, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 10:12, archived)

nice.

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- D - SharkTrousers, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 10:58, archived)

i'm feeling gai

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 3:29, archived)

fucking fuck

that is ace

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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 3:31, archived)

i made it when i was sober

but i'm pissed now and it seems less funnier

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 3:38, archived)

haha looks good to me

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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 3:42, archived)

pre-made fucxk is all i can muster up at this stage

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 3:46, archived)

if i may

nice flan btw

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 4:35, archived)

fuck it, have some vimod too

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 4:37, archived)

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 4:57, archived)

hahahaha

that's perfect

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 5:08, archived)

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Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 7:42, archived)

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Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 7:58, archived)

Ning everyone :)

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 8:36, archived)

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sat 22 Oct 2011, 8:54, archived)

the face that inspired millions

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 9:35, archived)

KAWAII DESU NE~~~ >w<

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 9:38, archived)

(herman:D, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 10:15, archived)

Fuck off-world

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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 15:13, archived)

this syncs perfectly

to love is noise by the verve

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alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 5:49, archived)

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- D - SharkTrousers, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 10:08, archived)

YES

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 11:17, archived)

Where the hell is

b3ta user Real
I ave a gift for it.

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 1:53, archived)

shit i killed the bord

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 2:07, archived)

Gadzooks!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 2:14, archived)

ROYAL FLUSH

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 2:31, archived)

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

*breathes*
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 2:41, archived)

I'm sorry. bored at work today :D

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 2:53, archived)

isn't it saturday?

also, what do you do that allows you to play on photoshop at work?

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 2:54, archived)

I did it earlier today (4:PM Friday -- Central Daylight Time) which is still 'today' for me for 3 more hours

Small PC repair company. It was a slow late afternoon. Boss went home early, and I had to babysit a co-worker's son for the last hour and a half.

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 3:12, archived)

nice!

i love fixing stuff and building pc's.

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 4:34, archived)

Got 'im!

(cutofyourjib, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 0:51, archived)

haha. challenging game that one.

(comrad3mike, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 0:54, archived)

ooo, shiny!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 1:00, archived)

ooo, fri8day the 13th has just started!

g'night all!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 1:11, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=0GL4DSmKpgE&feature=feedu

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 1:22, archived)

Time to dust off the old commodore 64...

(comrad3mike, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 0:16, archived)

yay! maybe they could use a little lift?

or not..

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maggenspies mayhaps, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 0:19, archived)

hahahaha

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discomeats This canoe, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 0:24, archived)

Haha

(herman:D, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 0:25, archived)

that's not good

the sand gets everywhere

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 0:28, archived)

never had a c64 so that means nothing to me

Though that may just be because I'm knackered.
It's not helped having to fight with photoshop and fucking image ready just to add a couple of frames (and then scanlines) to this pea...and it doesn't really fit anyway

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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 0:41, archived)

Dodi kong racing?

(comrad3mike, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 0:46, archived)

Proper lolz from me.

I remember this damn game well on the good olde C64.

(Fluffster, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 12:10, archived)

Ols Skool cool

(DJTK, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 22:28, archived)

I've been lurking here for ages.

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So have a little paint-mash, with Muppets!

(The_Crund, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 23:39, archived)

With quality like this you shouldn't be lurking - get in there!

that's a quality paintmash

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 23:46, archived)

Yay!

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 23:52, archived)

thank you, i believe i shall.

also, what's up bitches? it my birthday in 6 minutes!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 23:54, archived)

Happy Countdown 23:57 now ;)

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 23:56, archived)

i have a bottle on standby

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 23:59, archived)

Happy Birthday!

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 0:00, archived)

yay!

pint of wine, here we go!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 0:03, archived)

Down in one! Down in one!

*Drum rolls table*

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 0:10, archived)

wish i could still do that

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 0:11, archived)

You lost your drumsticks? :p

Right I'm offski, g'night all!

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 0:18, archived)

night night!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 0:22, archived)

Ooooh!

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 23:57, archived)

WOO! IT'S NOW!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 0:00, archived)

HAPPYY CRANDBAALLS

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 0:02, archived)

my crandballs are incredibly happy

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 0:03, archived)

Happy Burpday!

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 0:02, archived)

thanks :)

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 0:03, archived)

Happy Birthday to you Happy Birthday to you

Happy Birthday dear Smashy (Nicola, but you don't like that name) Happy Birthday to you :D

\o/

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 0:01, archived)

ta!
EDIT: i do prefer Nick, but people tend to think i'm a bloke if they've never met me

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 0:03, archived)

I get called Becks all the time at work - same thing really

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 0:08, archived)

sucks, doesn't it?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 0:23, archived)

maybe not like beach head though??

Happy Birthday :) x

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maggenspies mayhaps, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 0:28, archived)

pfff!

on my second pint of wine, getting ready for party time :D

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 0:30, archived)

Not too bothered really I know most people's names get shorted or they gain a nickname like Skippy

they called him that because he kept hitting skips lol

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 0:29, archived)

pfff

i got the nickname conker, still don't know why. also, i get called bob quite often.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 0:31, archived)

Anyway have a lovely Birthday

I'm off to bed now - bye bye

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 0:32, archived)

g'night

i'm going to get drunk and watch friday the 13th

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 0:33, archived)

Happy birthday Smashy! :D

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 0:04, archived)

ta :D

MASSIVE party later!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 0:05, archived)

Happy Birthday Smashy :)

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Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 0:06, archived)

thanks :)

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 0:10, archived)

Happy Smashy birthday!

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 0:09, archived)

ta :)

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 0:11, archived)

Happy Birthday Smashy xxx

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(herman:D, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 0:16, archived)

ta!

i love this pic!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 0:18, archived)

YIPPEE! Happy Birthimusday

Have this pathetic offering as a gift.

Woman allegedly beaten with frozen armadillo

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 0:20, archived)

hahahaha!

that's fucking gold!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 0:24, archived)

happy day of birth!

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alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 0:23, archived)

thanks!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 0:24, archived)

happy bday!

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discomeats This canoe, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 0:24, archived)

thanks, senor party ham!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 0:26, archived)

Happy birthday Smashy.

I'd ask you what you want but I think we all already know :)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 0:53, archived)

heheheh

depending on who i invite to the party, i may well get it ;)

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 1:01, archived)

Happy bioday!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 2:16, archived)

Well I quite like the smell of fresh paint, so I guess it could work

Also, nice muppets piccy. Lurk less.

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 23:56, archived)

Reasons?

There are no reasns, not when you have foam padding!

(Gratch Sit Ubu sit, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 23:58, archived)

Choose a swamp.

Choose a banjo. Choose an agent, choose a fucking big avian, choose plumbers, cars, porcine beauty contestants, and piano playing dogs...

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evilrob saw that ludicrous display last night, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 0:01, archived)

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Elvis impersonator, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 23:59, archived)

Hahaha!

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 0:06, archived)

Nicely done.

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 0:06, archived)

Hello:)

(herman:D, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 0:12, archived)

Excellent :) LOL

(DJTK, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 8:02, archived)

nice!

unlurk yourself!

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alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 0:13, archived)

You will fit right in :D

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 0:18, archived)

With game add-on pack: Lohan vs Tiffany's

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(hamblettamaud, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 23:28, archived)

One of Doctor Who's former assistances is a thief?

;)

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 23:47, archived)

Billy piper has let herself go!

(Gratch Sit Ubu sit, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 23:59, archived)

billie piper was never that great in the first place

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 1:38, archived)

i like it.

it's not gaddafi or call of duty
it's seamy as fuck

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 1:49, archived)

(herman:D, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 23:18, archived)

Woo! You strike again!

I went to see some slightly mental cats today. This is a liger:

CFB^

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Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 23:29, archived)

It looks like that's its entire body

Like its got its little paws in a pouch, and its feet are at the bottom just out of shot

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 23:31, archived)

As big as a horse

Jim is an average sized bloke as well, so I should imagine this is how Sabre toothed tigers were sized back when our ancestors were trying to hide

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Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 23:37, archived)

Weird.

It's a combination of cute and terrifying. On one hand I hate to see them caged. On the other hand, I wouldn't want to meet them outside of that cage.

No wonder humans have ruined the planet. It's a scary place. We had to kill stuff in order to not be munched.

Or something.

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 23:38, archived)

these things only exist because of humans

and that's not a good thing. Jim had these two donated to his collection because the previous owner "accidentally" bred a lion with a tiger and was probably ostracised by the zoological community. As you can imagine, it does the two species no good whatsoever, but they are wonderful animals in their own right and deserve to be looked after.

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Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 23:46, archived)

Today was mind blowing

I'm still floating

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Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 23:49, archived)

same here

but I'm pretty disappointed with my pictures; especially of these two.
I think I was shaking too much with awe (and possibly fear).

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Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 23:51, archived)

To be honest, I'm pretty blown away just looking at these photos.

They get the message across. As in, awesome.

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 23:53, archived)

As in utterly mental

These guys were fucking huge

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Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 23:56, archived)

We didn't have time to compose and capture

and it wasn't exactly the best place photographically

But fuck me, until the day I die when he introduced those two through that gate I will gasp.

And as I said at the time, when that woman walked past taking her dog for a walk, it was almost wonderful she didn't have a clue what was ten feet away from her :)

Life's little magic

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Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 0:00, archived)

I had no idea. I think even Terry was pretty awestruck.

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Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 0:05, archived)

We got thoroughly spoilt today

Lunch and all, I sense a lie in for this bundle of bones

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Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 0:09, archived)

Enjoy,

I've got to up early to w*lk the dog and then to w*rk :(

So I bid you sweet dreams.

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Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 0:17, archived)

I wonder if it did ever happen in the wild.

Wink wink. Nod nod.

Yeah, stupid humans. Just doing shit because they want to.

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 23:50, archived)

sadly, yes.

In the eighties a bunch of scientists grafted a dog's head, shoulders and front legs to the shoulder of another dog, not for any reason other than to see "if it could be done".
I think they survived for a few painful days.

Makes you proud to be human.

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Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 23:58, archived)

Seamsdog

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 0:04, archived)

arf!

needed more "feather" and "smooth" filtas

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Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 0:08, archived)

Haha

This was a very serious discussion! Up until now.

:)

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 0:08, archived)

well this is b3ta, and the trick has always been to move ninja-like between serious and silly without travelling through flounce.

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Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 0:14, archived)

hahahaha! that made me lol hard!

you are cruel :D

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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 0:16, archived)

carrying on where Unit 731 left off I suppose :(

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Elvis impersonator, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 0:10, archived)

They'd probably been reading Bulgakov

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Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 0:11, archived)

I am rather at a loss to see how it hurts

either species?

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 8:47, archived)

They are awesome beasts look at the size of head

- Oh James please show me how to take some fabulous photos!

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 23:49, archived)

Get a fabulous camera.

also Why ask Jimmy? He;s got a captive audience. At least my subjects are live and world famous ;)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 5:03, archived)

Woo cat:)

(herman:D, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 0:17, archived)

Click for...bigger? Fantastic.

(macroscian (1 like), Sat 22 Oct 2011, 1:46, archived)

Woo herman is going all arty this is many shade of woo mostly black and white but still woo :D

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 23:34, archived)

That's really cool.

There's a batman in there.

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 23:37, archived)

Ooh, very dark and mysterious.

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 0:08, archived)

wow

that's a bit woo!

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alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 0:14, archived)

How this hasn't already beendun is anyone's guess

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 22:55, archived)

This deserves a reply - have a woo

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 0:15, archived)

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 22:48, archived)

he looks nothing like you

are you sure you're the father?

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 22:52, archived)

Planet of the gurns

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 22:53, archived)

AAAARGH! SCOUSERS!

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 22:54, archived)

Smash will murderise you over that.

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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 22:57, archived)

Ahh, it's all good banter.

I'm sure Liverpudlians look at us Mancs the same way :)

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 23:00, archived)

Yeah, but with more fire involved.

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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 23:31, archived)

Ugg ugg.

I mean, ha ha. :D

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 23:43, archived)

Bee Gees have let themselves go

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Elvis impersonator, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 22:55, archived)

Bottom one = Jimmy Carr

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 22:56, archived)

Christ, they used to live up the road from me

Once complained that they put a whole £1.39's worth of petrol in the car the day before and it had already run out of petrol.

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 22:56, archived)

Where did you get my family photos from?

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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 22:57, archived)

hehe...

excellent! good company so will just pop this here :)

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maggenspies mayhaps, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 22:58, archived)

NNNYYYEEEEYYYY Colours!!!!

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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 23:04, archived)

(herman:D, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 22:59, archived)

Hahaha, never get tired of this :)

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 0:09, archived)

HAHAHAHA

Planet Of The NNNGGGGGGGGGG

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 23:52, archived)

Hahaha!

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 0:08, archived)

that old fickle finger of fate

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Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 21:27, archived)

HEY!

Your stealing my Gadaffi idea!

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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 21:30, archived)

haha

I had a feeling I had to get this one out fast ;)

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Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 21:31, archived)

Mine would have been quicker but i was stuck in Manchester all day....

Never again, ignorant miserable bastards!

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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 21:36, archived)

Him being dead won't be topical forever!

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 21:45, archived)

This is b3ta...

the holocaust is still topical here, I find out most of my news from the board!

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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 21:46, archived)

Same here!

b3ta generally gives a better coverage than the BBC

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 21:48, archived)

pfffft there's some truth in that

I found out about Amy Winehouse on here first

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Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 21:51, archived)

no, no, no.

sorry

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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 21:53, archived)

Hehe

This reminds me of that Red Dwarf episode with the waxworks, where they think they've teleported out of the nazi headquarters, but actually their inside the nazi fireplace.

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 21:45, archived)

hands up, pigdogs

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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Fri 21 Oct 2011, 22:56, archived)

RIP professor snape

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 22:21, archived)

Professor's nape

hidden by professor's collar

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 22:34, archived)

*shoehorns this one in*

*retro-gasms*

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 22:47, archived)

Vertical? Who has hijacked Clay's account?

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da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 8:53, archived)

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BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 21:23, archived)

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 0:11, archived)

Bet no one has done a Gadaffi one yet..............

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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 21:21, archived)

Pre order now ..

(DJTK, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 21:18, archived)

Hello

DJTK

(herman:D, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 23:21, archived)

Been a while my friend :)

(DJTK, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 7:35, archived)

*polishes off the rest of the Lamb Madras*

Previously

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 21:15, archived)

hit curry, Do not pass go.

i hate to threadjack on the first post, but I can't post in the Valin rememberance thread any more and wanted to express my sadness on the board.
I've not been around for a long fucking time but I was really upset to hear this news..

this is the best i have as a tribute

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 21:19, archived)

*stands to one side*

No worries Tom, here is as good as anywhere.

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 21:22, archived)

I do fucking love the flow chart btw

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 21:24, archived)

Why dont you and the flow chart get a room!

*zips up*

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 21:25, archived)

You are fecking clevar!

I followed the flow and lo and behold, ended up with the correct meal I had tonight. Fsh n Chps.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 21:26, archived)

BRAW! Any mushy peas and curry sauce?

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 21:28, archived)

Nah

I live in Cape Town (although I am a Brit) and they don't have such things.

They do in Johannesburg though cos I supply a big fsh n chp chain with mushy peas.

/blog

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 21:32, archived)

BOOO! Any pickled eggs?

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 21:39, archived)

No accoutrements whatsoever

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 21:48, archived)

OUTRAGE!!

*vomits into handbag*

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 21:52, archived)

fish and chips ftw

I was a fat cunt and had a beef burger too

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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Fri 21 Oct 2011, 23:01, archived)

nice one Wildish!

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Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 21:33, archived)

Thank you Clay!

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 21:39, archived)

"Want to pretend that it's healthy?"

*click*

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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 21:37, archived)

But

Is that MSG option the wrong way round (or am I being dense)?

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Nun The Wiser : My middle name's still RIS, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 21:46, archived)

AH it's meant to mean that If you are low on Msg you will want to top up with a chinese, but I see your point.

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 21:49, archived)

Hahaha... ace

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 21:47, archived)

lovely as ever.

I had an idea that would work nicely in your style.
Though you're probably not in need of suggestions, I imagine, you creative...

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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 21:50, archived)

I am all ears.

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 21:52, archived)

I'll gaz you

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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 21:54, archived)

Nice!

(macroscian (1 like), Sat 22 Oct 2011, 1:48, archived)

"And a sausage to take away"

(Wheatabeat The hoi polloi, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 17:55, archived)

Genius! That's going on the fridge... next to all the takeaway menus.

Patent and T-shirt that diagram afore some advertising executive nicks it for a "new" (and not nicked from you at all) advertising campaign.

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Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Sat 22 Oct 2011, 18:51, archived)

Good call.

I'll put it next to the "Nursery Rhymes are not a suitable guide to Food Safety" one that already adorns my fridge.

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eXOBeX, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 3:09, archived)

Printed and stuck on the fridge.

If you can't decide might I suggest a munchy box which has everything in the flow chart in one cholesterol filled box.

(azgiles, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 20:18, archived)

i think this is the bees knees

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charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 21:55, archived)

~~bee's knees~~ dog's bollocks.
Shit, I'm thinking of Korean...

Terribly sorry.

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Awk Industries is actually a helic- NO, STAY BACK SHARK!, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 0:27, archived)

Pffft!

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 0:31, archived)

That's Friday Night Sorted...

Any chance you could do one for the rest of the week? Which Sunday Roast would be particularly handy, we always argue and end up with chicken

(Danny5374 Nearly asleep.., Mon 24 Oct 2011, 23:07, archived)

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Microwave, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 21:15, archived)

Liberty Centre, Romford

AICMFP

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 21:16, archived)

I imagine a little "toot-toot-tooooot-tooooooootototooototooooooot"

"here comes the king, bitch" type of music playing as this appears.

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 21:16, archived)

GJM.

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 21:47, archived)

I found this...

(Raol Duke, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 21:13, archived)

hehe

nice twist

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alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 21:21, archived)

*click and smiles*

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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 21:22, archived)

This is my all-time fave mame-rom

*clicks till Ultimate Warrior Gorilla-press'es out of ring*

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 22:18, archived)

I think this should win the competition! :D

(User #86772, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 22:58, archived)

(herman:D, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 0:29, archived)

Full of win

This is.

*click*

(gijoel, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 7:45, archived)

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Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 20:45, archived)

Quick, help! Another one's about to fall in!

also, did you just ninja edit that to be much much longer? :)

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alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 20:57, archived)

;)

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Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 21:01, archived)

Ah well Clay

I tried adblocking it but it's all made up of little bits, so I'm hiding this one buddy. No offense, but I'm not a big fan of the scroll-wheel-killing and board-stretching :)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 21:11, archived)

bugger

but I think you'll find that it's proportianally accurate to the actual depth of teh mine within a 1% margin or error. To shorten it would be to destroy it's credability man!

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Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 21:30, archived)

I'v just calculated that for it to be proportionallyally acurate,,,,

it would have to finish at 3.37 yesterday ;-)

The invisable pedant!

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 21:45, archived)

Twat!

.
...but tempted to add some more middle section in now though...3.37 you say?....hmmm

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Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 21:52, archived)

Extend it to the right!

Add a load of foreign journalists!
Constructive criticism edit: I preferred the first version you posted. It's just as funny half the length, and the chilean flag spoils the Lemmings look :)

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 21:13, archived)

hahaha

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 21:15, archived)

hahahahaha :D

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Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 21:29, archived)

Hahaha.... this made me press the clicky thing :-)

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 21:46, archived)

Haha:D

(herman:D, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 23:57, archived)