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# Advent calendar day 22


How are you today gentlemen, today's meme is Cats
(, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 10:10, archived)
# hooray!
for cats. still like Busey the best
(, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 10:14, archived)
# Busey is easier to housetrain
He also rarely tries to play with the Chrimbo tree decorations.
(, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 10:25, archived)
# Somewhat disappointingly
our cat shows no interest in the Christmas tree whatsoever, but then again he doesn't pay it much attention when it lives in the garden for the other 11 months of the year
(, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 10:33, archived)
# Yay!
Only two days till Sturdy get nekkid! ;)
(, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 10:32, archived)
# All your tinsel are belong to us.
(, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 11:27, archived)
# santa's been on the stella
(, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 9:05, archived)
# Lovely...
(, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 9:10, archived)
# cheers wobbly
have yourself a merry stella christmas too
(, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 9:12, archived)
# Santa would also appear to be a nonce
nicely done!
(, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 9:26, archived)
# Is he chasing an elf?
or a child client?
(, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 9:58, archived)
# glorious
(, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 9:31, archived)
# haha
I feel like starting on the Stella already. I have a major chest infection . BOO!
(, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 9:41, archived)
# that sucks
i'll drink yours for you
(, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 9:42, archived)
# thanks shiro
I FEEL A WHOLE LOT BETTER NOW!

:D
(, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 9:43, archived)
# woo no worries!
that's the spirit of christmas
(, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 9:44, archived)
# Stella?
I thought it was Whisky?
(, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 9:59, archived)
# Pah! There is only ONE true spirit of Christmas

.

EGG NOG

.
(, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 9:59, archived)
# Thank fuck there is SOMEONE sensible around here.
(, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 10:31, archived)
# I've started on the Captain Morgans to kill my cold
Join me....
(, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 10:33, archived)
# Stellar Stella animation
Woo!
(, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 9:44, archived)
# haha :D
(, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 10:05, archived)
# Ha-ha!
(, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 11:33, archived)
# heh heh
(, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 13:50, archived)
# Its a bit Ruff ...
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(, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 8:32, archived)
# DANCE LIKE A FRESH AMPUTEE ON A SALTY DANCEFLOOR
(, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 8:36, archived)
# O_O
(, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 9:43, archived)
# that's a cheery thing to see in the morning :D
(, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 8:37, archived)
# woo yay


:))
(, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 10:22, archived)
# PUT A DOGNK ON IT!
(, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 8:37, archived)
# who let the dogs out?
(, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 9:44, archived)
# With the 5 coloured lens flares you are really spoiling us!
Woo!
(, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 9:46, archived)
# :)
(, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 10:05, archived)
# Dance doggy dance
(, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 10:21, archived)
# Oi wobbly!
(, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 7:34, archived)
# Ha ha ha....


(, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 7:37, archived)
# Huzzah! now i know it's morning :D
have no clue what posh paws are, please elaborate
(, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 7:40, archived)
# Let's see if anyone else remembers 1st...
(, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 7:45, archived)
# oh one if you're outside London
eight double one
eight oh five five
(, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 7:54, archived)
# \o/
Dial 01 if you're outside London, those were the days...

"Noel Edmonds once explained that his name was actually spelled "Pohs Paws", because that is "Swap Shop" backwards."
(, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 7:57, archived)
# couldn't wait so i googled it
still no wiser...was always a Tiswas girl myself

*this is the song, we lovers of water sing......."
(, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 7:57, archived)
# :D
I never remember why I liked TIZWAZ? - Oh hang on, maybe I do...
(, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 7:58, archived)
# maybe her leg had just grow?
(, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 8:08, archived)
# never got the sally james thing...but then i'm a girlie
i liked it cos you got to watch it with stoned people who tried to bash out their brains with a tray :D
(, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 8:17, archived)
# in shops now
(, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 6:23, archived)
# Cheat code: infinite lives.
Hit the buttons quickly in the following order...
FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK (hold it down) then press FUCK and FUCK together.
(, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 6:31, archived)
# PLAY AS BENNETT: UNLOCKED
(, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 6:33, archived)
# u need 2 let off sum steem
(, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 6:36, archived)
# The top screen doesn't fold fully over the bottom screen
(, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 6:42, archived)
# Doesn't it?
It looks like the hinge doesn't go all the way to the ends... so when you close it the pieces either side of the hinge lay flush with the lid by the looks of it.
So I reckon you need to measure from the bottom of the hinge to the top of the top screen and compare it to the distance between the bottom of the hinge and the bottom of the bottom screen.
Damn I'll have to buy one now just to check it out. I can't find it on google though.
(, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 6:50, archived)
# One is near, the other is far away..

(, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 7:20, archived)
# THREAD DELETE IMMINENT
(, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 6:57, archived)
# FLOUNCE MODE: ACTIVATED
(, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 7:07, archived)
# fuck you and goodbye
(, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 7:11, archived)
# FUCK YOU GUYS
FUCK YOU GUYS TO HELL
(, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 12:18, archived)
# FUUUCCKKKK 3DS
Arnie 3ds would be all YAAARRRRGGHH and not enough NEEEEAAARRGGHHH
(, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 7:46, archived)
# have no clue what's going on here
but it looks lovely
(, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 7:59, archived)
# gotta fuck 'em all
(, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 8:10, archived)
# fucking hell this is excellent
(, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 12:57, archived)
#
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# I haven't seen one of these beauties in a while
Have you been busy stalking Bon Jovi?
(, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 5:05, archived)
# I've been in Skyrim
practicing my thu'um. But I'm now at the stage where I've played too much and I'm mostly wandering around wiping out entire villages in amusing ways.
(, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 5:49, archived)
# I started a new character a couple of days ago
Now I'm getting sucked in all over again.
(, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 6:20, archived)
# Killing bards will never get old.
"There once was a hero named Ragnar the Red
who came riding to Whiterun from ARGHHHHHHHHHHH"
(, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 6:27, archived)
# Nor will putting buckets on people heads then ransacking their shop
I really hope they don't patch that bug out, it's hilarious.
(, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 6:33, archived)
# "YOU'RE NAKED"
(, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 6:34, archived)
# Haha that's one of the first things I tried.
I cleaned out an alchemist's store in one of the towns.
A few days later though some guys tracked me down and tried to kill me, seems she'd taken a contract out on me, one of them had it in his pocket. Fucking alchemists, no sense of humour.
(, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 6:43, archived)
# Yeah, you'd think they'd be pretty laid back with all the shit they ingest, but no.
Also, this is confusing the shit out of me:

www.reddit.com/r/skyrim/comments/nklj2/you_know_those_runes_on_the_lids_of_the_bug_jars/

I mean I've got 110 hours racked up and I haven't even seen a bug in a jar.
(, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 6:45, archived)
# Whoa.
Well I've found 3 of the jars, each one has a different bug in it. But I know I dumped one of them somewhere because I got sick of carrying it.
I'm going to have to look into this I think.
(, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 7:05, archived)
# i like putting dead bodies in gay positions
(, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 7:02, archived)
# It's only a matter of time before a "rape warm corpse" mod arrives.
Or maybe there's a dragon shout for that I haven't found yet.
(, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 7:06, archived)
# just found this, hahaha
(, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 7:07, archived)
# Hahahah
so fucking wrong.
(, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 7:08, archived)
# nothing you haven't seen before, but here's me playing
(, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 7:30, archived)
# but what about skyrim?
(, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 11:36, archived)
# nicely
full of cdcs
(, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 5:09, archived)
# CHOCK FULL O' COCK
(, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 5:47, archived)
# oh hi only other person on b3ta
EDIT: oh, red and gronk are here too, lets party then
(, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 6:24, archived)
# just had a browse at valin's profile
it's his b3taday :D

(, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 6:27, archived)
# Damn
happy b3taday then valin, wherever you are.
I was looking back on a very old thread of mine the other day and unexpectedly came across one of his cheerfully obscure comments. I really liked valin, he was an original.
(, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 6:37, archived)
# lovely colours on this
(, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 8:50, archived)
# i see like, 6 cocks hidden in here
what is wrong with you?
(, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 12:22, archived)
#
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# i am become fluff, destroyer of worlds
(, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 3:10, archived)
# Iraq's airport is dysfunctional.
(, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 3:17, archived)
# cats...fluff... woo
I like this!
(, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 3:17, archived)
# I reckon that pylon down there is starting to get a bit nervous.
(, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 3:14, archived)
# it's shaking
(, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 3:14, archived)
# Better believe it!
(, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 3:22, archived)
# FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUARK
GOHIJRAA!!!!!!!
(, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 3:23, archived)
#
(, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 3:38, archived)
# FLEX PILEGGI VS GLOVER 3: pHLEX oFF
(, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 3:40, archived)
# oh hell no...we got this Darth...FFLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX!
(, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 3:43, archived)
# PHUCKIN PHLEX, HOW THEY WERK?
(, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 3:49, archived)
# You're no good, Lou...You can't beat Arnold.
(, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 3:50, archived)
# THIS SWEAT AINT GONNA CLEAN ITSLEF
(, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 3:54, archived)
# Hulk vs Terminator - the movie
(somebody better pay me for that idea)
(, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 3:57, archived)
#


(, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 4:06, archived)
# The cheeks will devour us all.
(, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 4:09, archived)
# CHANGIS UNCHAINED: No Noogis for Nuggins
(, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 4:23, archived)
# his life is now ruined
(, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 4:12, archived)
# QUI8CK FUCK, COMPELLED BY FUCK
COMPELLED BY FUCK
(, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 4:22, archived)
# AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
most excellent sir, most excellent indeed
(, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 4:27, archived)
# also, i never done this until the other day
lots of movies so bad they hath become fuck www.youtube.com/results?search_query=free+movies
(, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 4:30, archived)
# I just had to fill the two screens with some gifs
I await your full fuck with penultimate fuck

that GB3DS.jpg is fucking amazing fuck btw

That's alot of fuckfilm

I've not seen Revolver, but Guy Ritchie did the impossible and actually made a good fuck with Sherlock Holmes and The Fuck of Ages.
(, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 4:33, archived)
# i miss old games
i installed a ps1 emulator on my comp and tried to play resident evil nemesis, it got as far as the capcom screen then it fucked up, i even had the ps3 controller working :(

i may just buy it on ps3 store, i think it's gone HD
(, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 4:39, archived)
# did you see my Android emulator post, it is thusly
fuck ton of good shit, if you need roms, you lemme know

www.b3ta.com/links/724071

reet time for changis
www.youtube.com/watch?v=bkysjcs5vFU

Altres

ed: Ah, Nemesis is known to not work on emulators

:./
(, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 4:44, archived)
# fucking cool
so i just drag and drop amongst all the folders on the phone, no going into certain folders or shit?

i may do this when i get a bigger sd card.
(, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 4:49, archived)
# yes, just create a new folder on your phone, and drop the contents into it.
Name it whatever.

Then use an app installer to extract the .apk for each emulator.

You might want to create a folder for each type of Game rom.

For PS1 roms you need a BIOS which is included in the zip file with instructions.

Yes, PS roms are around 400-600Mb

www.youtube.com/watch?v=80DtQD5BQ_A

toodle pip
(, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 4:54, archived)
# thanks, santa
(, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 5:04, archived)
# glove wank
(, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 3:45, archived)
# do you wish to save changes to changis?

(, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 3:50, archived)
# when 2 become 1
(, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 3:51, archived)
# PENULTIMATE BREACH DREI: Hogis Vs Changis San
WHOEVER WINS, CHANGIS DENIED
(, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 3:53, archived)
# Shat lav!
(, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 4:02, archived)
#
(, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 3:46, archived)
# you sick fucking pervert
(, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 3:48, archived)
# ha ha ha!
(, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 3:52, archived)
# FUCKIN HOBBITS
(, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 3:52, archived)
# that is fucking hideous
(, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 3:54, archived)
# O PLZ NO
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#
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# i had to add to this greatness
(, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 4:27, archived)
#
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# FUCK YEAH!
(, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 13:01, archived)
# fucking pylons
(, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 3:17, archived)
# how do they work?
(, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 3:18, archived)
# FUQ NOSE?!
(, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 3:18, archived)
# The stork drops bomb babies every month.
(, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 3:34, archived)
# FUCKING LOOP[S

(, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 3:37, archived)
#
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# BECAUSE B.COZ BECAUSE B.COZ
(, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 3:48, archived)
# THEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
CUNT LOVIN DOCTA NOW UNT SPLIT FARKEN
(, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 3:51, archived)
# next in line, an animated one
(, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 4:06, archived)
# this is a masterpiece
bravo sir
(, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 4:07, archived)
# thanks, it's ok, spur of the moment fuckthought
mark II will have animated fight scene and weapon select options. hopefully.

EDIT: look to top right of gameboy to see why i chose commando
(, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 4:10, archived)
# ahahaha
fuck, i wont to see this full of fuck
(, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 4:13, archived)
# "problem?"
(, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 3:31, archived)
# oh hai changis
(, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 3:37, archived)
# hai
(, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 3:38, archived)
# FUCKING CHANGIS
sweet sweet mirpuri
(, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 3:41, archived)
#
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# weight loss ftw
(, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 3:44, archived)
# FUCKIN EUNUCHS
(, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 3:53, archived)
# This is one fucked up thread.
(, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 4:11, archived)
# YOU STARTED IT
well done
(, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 4:16, archived)
# I better run.
The Daycliques will be awake soon... o/
(, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 4:23, archived)
# to the bunker
(, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 4:28, archived)
# I PLAY SKYRIM SOMETIMES
i have yet to roll a cheese down a hill, i might do it later
(, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 4:13, archived)
# It's an artsy photo I took from under a pylon
Chances are it gave me brain cancers
(, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 2:25, archived)
# My friend lives under one of those.....
But he still lives!

twat
(, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 2:27, archived)
# i like it, i'll take three of them, wrap these pylons, wrap em good
(, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 2:30, archived)
# would you like me to throw lights over them so they look like giant xmas trees?
(, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 2:31, archived)
# i'll take em as is, black and white and ominous, NOT luminous
danke dank
(, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 2:32, archived)
# what colour paper and ribbon would you like?
(, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 2:32, archived)
# i'm terribly allergic to colours
you decide
(, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 2:33, archived)
# LACIST
(, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 2:34, archived)
# MINE EYES, THEY BLUD
(, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 2:39, archived)
# YOU BLUD EYES, BLUD.
(, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 2:41, archived)
# ONE SECOND, I'M ON A CONFERENCE CALL WITH SENATOR MENDOZA and his mudda
(, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 2:48, archived)
# I'm a busy Batman!
(, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 3:19, archived)
# Robin, for Christ's sake, enough about your new curtains!
Incidentally, have you played Arkham City/Asylum, they fucking rule.
(, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 3:21, archived)
# ...ah....about your daughter, Commissioner Gordon...
(, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 3:23, archived)
# Oh hai, is this Gary Oldman?
- No..no..this is Narry Yungmin
Oh shit, sorray
- s'ok
Bai
- k, bai
(, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 3:24, archived)
# Riddle me this, Robin...
What's in my pants, wiggles around, and Robins eat?
(, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 3:28, archived)
# chode?
Doooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo


www.youtube.com/watch?v=ec0lv0q88gg
(, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 3:30, archived)
# \o/ ride the lightning
(, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 3:49, archived)
# fucking pylons, how do they work?
(, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 2:39, archived)
# VECTORISED STAR WARS TRENCH FTW!!!
(, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 2:40, archived)
# Now head swap it with the Death Star.
(, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 2:50, archived)
# PULL OUT BIGGS
(, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 2:56, archived)
# CD cover - sell it!
(, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 3:09, archived)
# How much are you offering?
A pot of vasaline and a handjob and it's yours
(, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 3:14, archived)
# You know it's not worth that much!
(, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 3:15, archived)
# you bring the vaseline and I'll give myself the handjob
(, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 3:16, archived)
# I never share my slippery stuff.
(, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 3:29, archived)
# well I guess it's not for sale then
(, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 3:37, archived)
# You could have got it centered!
Sorry, I meant Woo!

* Also. PYLONS!
(, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 5:53, archived)
# dance!
(, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 2:11, archived)
# \h\h\h\ look Kate, I'm chillin with a black
- Oh Will, you mad fuck


(, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 2:15, archived)
# totally modern :D
(, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 2:23, archived)
# ahaha
i should stop posting unshopped gifs but i cant help maslef
(, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 2:25, archived)
# i think it's unshopped gif shift tonite
i did nothing to the trout gif below either.
i just thought Olivia Munn licking a trout looked fucking hawt
(, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 2:27, archived)
# yes, but that's quite fucked up
:)
(, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 2:28, archived)
# why? people kiss and hug dogs and cats and birdies
why not feeeeeesh?
(, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 2:31, archived)
# the bible's against it
and the quorn, though Allah say you can marry feeees, but no hanky spanky
(, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 2:33, archived)
# i think the actualt terminology was
'do not tongue the mudskipper', but that was a metaphor for something else :)
(, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 2:38, archived)
# I've seen mudskippers on the beach at Cairns.
Their guts spilling into the sea, turning it red. Even though they're just fish, the screaming. Oh God, the screaming.
(, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 2:39, archived)
# I've seen Bladerunner and thats NOT how the line goes.
(, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 2:41, archived)
# I may have confused my holiday with the film, granted.
(, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 2:43, archived)
# Here you go.
(, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 2:49, archived)
# FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUQ
(, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 2:50, archived)
# Mudskippaz gonna get crabraped.
(, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 2:52, archived)
# it's how he would've wanted it
REET UP DA GOOCH!
(, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 2:57, archived)
# Mudcrab: Origins
(, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 10:16, archived)
# Twas the night before Chrimbus.
And all was quiet, except for the shrieking eels which were being buggered by Barabbas.
(, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 2:41, archived)
# ARGH!
I love this
(, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 2:27, archived)
#
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# fish got rhythm
(, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 2:22, archived)
# lucky fucking trout
(, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 2:22, archived)
# feeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees
(, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 2:22, archived)
# FLOUNCE!
That's it! I quit b3ta!

or I want her address
(, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 2:24, archived)
# here's the page containing the whole hot fish action
www.gordonerd.com/coletanea-de-gifs-7
NSFW (Not Sanitary Fish Wank)
(, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 2:30, archived)
# *wank
*remorse
(, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 3:01, archived)
# troutlickers anonymous
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#
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# finish him
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#
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# mmm
(, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 2:48, archived)
# he's learning life's lessons


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#
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# OH CHRIST
aahhahaahhaha

fucking genius
(, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 2:56, archived)
# Mr Limpit
(, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 2:59, archived)
# those fish are so getting raped
(, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 3:04, archived)
# Should my sister wear this?
Should my sister wear this?

dig.la/a36

She is 19 only.

I don't think she could wear this.

What do you think?
(, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 1:20, archived)
#
你姐姐是一种动物
(, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 1:21, archived)
# Die bad robots die!
(, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 1:23, archived)
# Give me two Hemmingways, and a Faulkner.
(, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 1:29, archived)
# Whoa, did we just have a thread deletion?
Something about Swiss fonts just disappeared.
(, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 1:30, archived)
# by sister you mean ya mum who's also ya uncle
right?!
(, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 1:35, archived)
# since your sister has 2 heads and no legs, it would be a difficult fit
(, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 1:36, archived)
# Everybody should wear it
and you're B&
(, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 1:41, archived)
# stick your head up your sister's cunt and bellow shitcunt while she crab walks, dragging your carcas over broken glass.
Oh, nearly forgot. Merry christmas.
(, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 1:44, archived)
# Best game of Twister EVER.
(, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 2:08, archived)
# Right foot on jammed up her arse.
(, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 2:11, archived)
#
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# He is trying to make her head explode using nothing but his focussed rage
(, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 1:57, archived)
# THE BOOK OF PISS
(, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 2:01, archived)
#
(, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 1:58, archived)
# For tomorrow can I request a fake rolex watch?
(, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 2:23, archived)
# Still not funny.
(, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 3:31, archived)
# spin it baby!
(, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 0:52, archived)
# ...and if you act now!...
(, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 0:54, archived)
# Woo! BLACK border!

(, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 1:02, archived)
# This is utter brilliance, and looks time consuming.
and looks time consuming.
(, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 1:35, archived)
# You're a bad bad man.
(, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 3:25, archived)
# Scarjim
(, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 23:27, archived)
# I doubt this was to far from the truth
You've got to love our self-rightous Stalinist wannabe overlords, their haircuts truly rock

(, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 23:33, archived)
# yes he looks right at home there
(, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 0:09, archived)
# kji spotted, in his pants, sitting down
(, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 0:10, archived)
# So I got bored
during a rehearsal Carol service last week and during one particular Carol I had to try very hard not to laugh out loud at the thought of substituting "Brian Blessed" for "Blessed Angel".
Then one thing led to another which led to me opening tattyshop as soon as I got home and finally here is the result. Hope you like it!





(, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 23:00, archived)
# Super Christmas Woos and Yays!
*memorises to sing under breath at next carol service attended*
(, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 23:10, archived)
# You included all the memes I hate and detest at the bottom
Have a *click*
(, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 23:30, archived)
# A work of art :)
(, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 23:49, archived)
# you're scaring people with this :P
(, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 0:11, archived)
# OH WELL DONE SIR!
(, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 0:03, archived)
# this is brilliant
you are a genius
(, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 0:16, archived)
# FUCK YEAH
Nicely done :)
(, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 1:02, archived)
# How lovely!
Happy Festivus!
(, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 11:23, archived)
# I'll just drop this here...

Someone tainted the desk of my other half with Crimble tat so I came to the rescue with bandages and a dust mask (Not for the first time!) and created The Human Santapede, it went down rather well so I thought I'd just drop it here and sneak away... ;-)
(, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 22:56, archived)
# heh heh heh....would be great in stop-motion

(, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 23:04, archived)
# Hahaha
That's wonderful, in a wrong sort of way, that is utterly correct
(, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 23:36, archived)
# "100% medically accurate"...turns out the claim was a load o' rubbish :D
(, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 23:39, archived)
# why am i looking at a picture of your yuletide abomination?
WOO!
(, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 23:27, archived)
# come and try my cake greg....come come! try
(, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 22:18, archived)
# yes..
(, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 22:19, archived)
# see his little face light up
(, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 22:21, archived)
#
(, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 21:22, archived)
# where do misteltoe and wine figure in this?
(, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 21:23, archived)
# I have drunk the wine
and what was that about a camel toe?
(, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 21:29, archived)
# What happened to "Peace on Earth"?
Isn't that supposed to be coming soon? (along with an end to "boom and bust")
(, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 21:31, archived)
# The NYPD Choir - FTW!
♫ You scumbag you faggot, you cheap lousy cuntymint ♫
(, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 21:32, archived)
# I think I can get behind this.
(, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 21:36, archived)
# You leave my behind out of this!
(, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 21:39, archived)
# *bums*
(, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 21:40, archived)
# * Turns around
* Shakes hand "Thanks"
(, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 21:50, archived)
# You have to say *enjoys*
but maybe this is too old skool b3ta for today's standards
(, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 21:54, archived)
# "*enjoys* but maybe this is too old skool b3ta for today's standards"
There you go...
(, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 5:59, archived)
# Just for you
on links WB :)
(, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 22:36, archived)
# One word: reindeer.
(, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 21:36, archived)
# Now there's a subject... just finished this
It's been stuck in my head for years. Probably should have left it there

(, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 21:38, archived)
# That must be quite a small subset of people
Who hate Christmas but believe in Santa
(, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 21:44, archived)
# Only the gullible naughty ones, I suppose
(, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 21:46, archived)
# Larger or smaller than the subset that actually believe David Icke?
(, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 21:53, archived)
# I don't have such strong feelings against christmas as a whole
but I think you'll agree that the world would be a happier place if supermarkets and shopping centres would stop playing annoying christmas songs sung by annoyingly high-pitched children all the time
(, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 21:45, archived)
# I was once accosted by one of the useless plebs in PC World about this time of year...
He asked if he could help. I said "could you please turn that fucking awful music off?" He said, "no, sorry, can't do that". I left.

I do have a hankering to go wandering around Asda in a pair of ear defenders though, just to see if I get a reaction.
(, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 21:59, archived)
# I'm sure the people in Asda will see far stranger things than you wearing ear defenders
(, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 22:00, archived)
# I once saw a long line of people waiting to see Ainsley Harriot in there, so I suppose it's not that strange really
(, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 22:21, archived)
# Left winger nutjobs
must have voted for Obama
(, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 22:09, archived)
# Haha!
"The NYPD Choir"

Sublime :)
(, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 21:36, archived)
# That's ace, Mr Lugosi, Sr.
Parthenogenesis - but not in the sense they mean I presume!
(, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 21:37, archived)
# *googles parthenogenesis*
Haha! Excellent :D
(, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 21:41, archived)
# parthenogenesis in humans?
Real?
(, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 0:27, archived)
# VEN woos!
clickiture
(, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 3:04, archived)
# I dunno.


edit: oh wow thanks for the fp!
(, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 20:40, archived)
# hahahahaha
that's what I'm calling it from mow on!

also - CANDLEZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
(, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 20:41, archived)
# Ha ha ha... I use to have one of them
Also...

TEN YEARS and some impressive lurking - Get your naked body out!

CAKE
(, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 20:42, archived)
# I remember when
all this was just fields.
(, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 20:51, archived)
# Stop chatting and get your cock out!
(, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 20:57, archived)
# oh
am I supposed to draw a willy or something?

Sorry, I'm not very "down with the kids" these days.
(, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 20:58, archived)
# Just get your kit off and take a photo of something shiny!
(, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 21:03, archived)
# Happy B3taday.
(, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 20:44, archived)
# 10 years of filth. Where has the time gone.
I don't know what a Dragon 32 is, but I remember programming an IBM with a magnetic credit card.
(, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 20:56, archived)
# A tandy coco, essentially
but built in Wales.
(, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 20:58, archived)
# hahah
ace. i've still got mine
(, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 20:56, archived)
# Happy Candles Lumpbucket
(, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 20:57, archived)
# Merry Candleday
(, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 21:04, archived)
# Weee!
Happy Candleday, oldtimer!

b3ta.com/board/9989985
(, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 21:27, archived)
# :)
(, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 21:40, archived)
# WIN!
(, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 21:44, archived)
# have a candle
(, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 21:47, archived)
# hahaha!
my kind of lady
(, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 1:47, archived)
# ha ha ha! :-)
(, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 18:00, archived)
# Hee hee
Best laugh I've had all day - cheers!
(, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 23:06, archived)
# Oh, It's Wednesday!
Fuck... I'm wrapping.

(, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 20:16, archived)
# 20.16!
The gay shift has ended late today...

& Where's the fucking compo vote thing!

(, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 20:18, archived)
# Gayest. Shift. Ever.
ย 
ย ย ย 
ย 
ย ย ย 
(, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 20:19, archived)
#
(, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 20:38, archived)
# Either that was one whacked out episode...
...or someone on the internet spent way too long on something really wrong. Either is believable.
(, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 20:59, archived)
# gayer than you? LOLOL!!!1!!
(, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 22:10, archived)
# no.
nothing is gayer than me.
(, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 1:56, archived)
# Smashing fez you're wearing today Mr. Bloke.
(, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 20:26, archived)
# Fez's are cool.
(, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 20:32, archived)
# Cheers
It's my new VAGFEZ
(, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 20:48, archived)
# Totally inappropriate
(, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 21:46, archived)
#
(, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 21:52, archived)
# I've forgotten to go to bed
(, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 20:27, archived)
# Bass so pumped, the walls are shakin'.
See mouths movin', but no sound they're makin'.
Gettin' hard to care what these suckers say, because I never give a shit on Woden's Day.

Fuck... I'm rapping.
(, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 20:28, archived)
# Hoppin around like a French rabbit.
Fuck I'm lapin.
(, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 20:33, archived)
# This reminds me
(, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 21:37, archived)
# This is a thing of beauty!
(, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 6:02, archived)

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