our cat shows no interest in the Christmas tree whatsoever, but then again he doesn't pay it much attention when it lives in the garden for the other 11 months of the year
(emveecruor deo cruoris,
Thu 22 Dec 2011, 10:33,
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The top screen doesn't fold fully over the bottom screen
(gronkpan@vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Thu 22 Dec 2011, 6:42,
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Doesn't it?
It looks like the hinge doesn't go all the way to the ends... so when you close it the pieces either side of the hinge lay flush with the lid by the looks of it. So I reckon you need to measure from the bottom of the hinge to the top of the top screen and compare it to the distance between the bottom of the hinge and the bottom of the bottom screen. Damn I'll have to buy one now just to check it out. I can't find it on google though.
(mofahaโ( ห_ห)โ ส (ฬโกโ)ส,
Thu 22 Dec 2011, 6:50,
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One is near, the other is far away..
(Wobbly BlokeHello, did I miss anything on,
Thu 22 Dec 2011, 7:20,
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THREAD DELETE IMMINENT
(Rattleheadall time with the gay, forever touching,
Thu 22 Dec 2011, 6:57,
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FLOUNCE MODE: ACTIVATED
(mofahaโ( ห_ห)โ ส (ฬโกโ)ส,
Thu 22 Dec 2011, 7:07,
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fuck you and goodbye
(Rattleheadall time with the gay, forever touching,
Thu 22 Dec 2011, 7:11,
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FUCK YOU GUYS
FUCK YOU GUYS TO HELL
(gronkpan@vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Thu 22 Dec 2011, 12:18,
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FUUUCCKKKK 3DS
Arnie 3ds would be all YAAARRRRGGHH and not enough NEEEEAAARRGGHHH
(JecciusSteam Borderlands 2 junkie,
Thu 22 Dec 2011, 7:46,
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have no clue what's going on here
but it looks lovely
(cakeburglarstill bored with Freebase,
Thu 22 Dec 2011, 7:59,
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gotta fuck 'em all
(Michael Elliscontributes nothing,
Thu 22 Dec 2011, 8:10,
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fucking hell this is excellent
((|D[ekionplexisB3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Thu 22 Dec 2011, 12:57,
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(mofahaโ( ห_ห)โ ส (ฬโกโ)ส,
Thu 22 Dec 2011, 4:57,
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I haven't seen one of these beauties in a while
Have you been busy stalking Bon Jovi?
(RedHouseover yonder,
Thu 22 Dec 2011, 5:05,
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I've been in Skyrim
practicing my thu'um. But I'm now at the stage where I've played too much and I'm mostly wandering around wiping out entire villages in amusing ways.
(mofahaโ( ห_ห)โ ส (ฬโกโ)ส,
Thu 22 Dec 2011, 5:49,
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I started a new character a couple of days ago
Now I'm getting sucked in all over again.
(gronkpan@vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Thu 22 Dec 2011, 6:20,
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Killing bards will never get old.
"There once was a hero named Ragnar the Red who came riding to Whiterun from ARGHHHHHHHHHHH"
(mofahaโ( ห_ห)โ ส (ฬโกโ)ส,
Thu 22 Dec 2011, 6:27,
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Nor will putting buckets on people heads then ransacking their shop
I really hope they don't patch that bug out, it's hilarious.
(gronkpan@vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Thu 22 Dec 2011, 6:33,
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"YOU'RE NAKED"
(Rattleheadall time with the gay, forever touching,
Thu 22 Dec 2011, 6:34,
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Haha that's one of the first things I tried.
I cleaned out an alchemist's store in one of the towns. A few days later though some guys tracked me down and tried to kill me, seems she'd taken a contract out on me, one of them had it in his pocket. Fucking alchemists, no sense of humour.
(mofahaโ( ห_ห)โ ส (ฬโกโ)ส,
Thu 22 Dec 2011, 6:43,
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Yeah, you'd think they'd be pretty laid back with all the shit they ingest, but no.
I mean I've got 110 hours racked up and I haven't even seen a bug in a jar.
(gronkpan@vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Thu 22 Dec 2011, 6:45,
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Whoa.
Well I've found 3 of the jars, each one has a different bug in it. But I know I dumped one of them somewhere because I got sick of carrying it. I'm going to have to look into this I think.
(mofahaโ( ห_ห)โ ส (ฬโกโ)ส,
Thu 22 Dec 2011, 7:05,
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i like putting dead bodies in gay positions
(Rattleheadall time with the gay, forever touching,
Thu 22 Dec 2011, 7:02,
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It's only a matter of time before a "rape warm corpse" mod arrives.
Or maybe there's a dragon shout for that I haven't found yet.
(mofahaโ( ห_ห)โ ส (ฬโกโ)ส,
Thu 22 Dec 2011, 7:06,
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(Rattleheadall time with the gay, forever touching,
Thu 22 Dec 2011, 7:30,
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but what about skyrim?
(discomeatsThis canoe,
Thu 22 Dec 2011, 11:36,
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nicely
full of cdcs
(Rattleheadall time with the gay, forever touching,
Thu 22 Dec 2011, 5:09,
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CHOCK FULL O' COCK
(mofahaโ( ห_ห)โ ส (ฬโกโ)ส,
Thu 22 Dec 2011, 5:47,
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oh hi only other person on b3ta
EDIT: oh, red and gronk are here too, lets party then
(Rattleheadall time with the gay, forever touching,
Thu 22 Dec 2011, 6:24,
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just had a browse at valin's profile
it's his b3taday :D
(Rattleheadall time with the gay, forever touching,
Thu 22 Dec 2011, 6:27,
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Damn
happy b3taday then valin, wherever you are. I was looking back on a very old thread of mine the other day and unexpectedly came across one of his cheerfully obscure comments. I really liked valin, he was an original.
(mofahaโ( ห_ห)โ ส (ฬโกโ)ส,
Thu 22 Dec 2011, 6:37,
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lovely colours on this
(cakeburglarstill bored with Freebase,
Thu 22 Dec 2011, 8:50,
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i see like, 6 cocks hidden in here
what is wrong with you?
(PedroHinCome along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Thu 22 Dec 2011, 12:22,
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(atomicA-bomb-a-nation,
Thu 22 Dec 2011, 3:08,
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i am become fluff, destroyer of worlds
(PedroHinCome along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Thu 22 Dec 2011, 3:10,
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Iraq's airport is dysfunctional.
(atomicA-bomb-a-nation,
Thu 22 Dec 2011, 3:17,
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cats...fluff... woo
I like this!
(tim1701I have no board signature!!!!!,
Thu 22 Dec 2011, 3:17,
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I reckon that pylon down there is starting to get a bit nervous.
(Rattleheadall time with the gay, forever touching,
Thu 22 Dec 2011, 4:30,
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I just had to fill the two screens with some gifs
I await your full fuck with penultimate fuck
that GB3DS.jpg is fucking amazing fuck btw
That's alot of fuckfilm
I've not seen Revolver, but Guy Ritchie did the impossible and actually made a good fuck with Sherlock Holmes and The Fuck of Ages.
((|D[ekionplexisB3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Thu 22 Dec 2011, 4:33,
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i miss old games
i installed a ps1 emulator on my comp and tried to play resident evil nemesis, it got as far as the capcom screen then it fucked up, i even had the ps3 controller working :(
i may just buy it on ps3 store, i think it's gone HD
(Rattleheadall time with the gay, forever touching,
Thu 22 Dec 2011, 4:39,
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did you see my Android emulator post, it is thusly
fuck ton of good shit, if you need roms, you lemme know
(Paul_Phttp://www.Paul-hub.com,
Thu 22 Dec 2011, 2:23,
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Still not funny.
(atomicA-bomb-a-nation,
Thu 22 Dec 2011, 3:31,
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spin it baby!
(PedroHinCome along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Thu 22 Dec 2011, 0:52,
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...and if you act now!...
(PedroHinCome along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Thu 22 Dec 2011, 0:54,
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Woo! BLACK border!
(tim1701I have no board signature!!!!!,
Thu 22 Dec 2011, 1:02,
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This is utter brilliance, and looks time consuming.
and looks time consuming.
((|D[ekionplexisB3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Thu 22 Dec 2011, 1:35,
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You're a bad bad man.
(atomicA-bomb-a-nation,
Thu 22 Dec 2011, 3:25,
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Scarjim
(Testiclesjust for you,
Wed 21 Dec 2011, 23:27,
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I doubt this was to far from the truth
You've got to love our self-rightous Stalinist wannabe overlords, their haircuts truly rock
(JahledThree shades of black,
Wed 21 Dec 2011, 23:33,
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yes he looks right at home there
(BargeArseMaker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Thu 22 Dec 2011, 0:09,
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kji spotted, in his pants, sitting down
(benito vaselinino not that one,
Thu 22 Dec 2011, 0:10,
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So I got bored
during a rehearsal Carol service last week and during one particular Carol I had to try very hard not to laugh out loud at the thought of substituting "Brian Blessed" for "Blessed Angel". Then one thing led to another which led to me opening tattyshop as soon as I got home and finally here is the result. Hope you like it!
(wuffle, the b3ta bunny's flea collar isn't working on,
Wed 21 Dec 2011, 23:00,
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Super Christmas Woos and Yays!
*memorises to sing under breath at next carol service attended*
(Van Da Graphis sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key,
Wed 21 Dec 2011, 23:10,
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You included all the memes I hate and detest at the bottom
Have a *click*
(JahledThree shades of black,
Wed 21 Dec 2011, 23:30,
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A work of art :)
(Extinct Jesus Dossier"...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...",
Wed 21 Dec 2011, 23:49,
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you're scaring people with this :P
(PedroHinCome along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Thu 22 Dec 2011, 0:11,
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OH WELL DONE SIR!
(BargeArseMaker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Thu 22 Dec 2011, 0:03,
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this is brilliant
you are a genius
(Wasp Boxlike a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Thu 22 Dec 2011, 0:16,
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FUCK YEAH
Nicely done :)
(mofahaโ( ห_ห)โ ส (ฬโกโ)ส,
Thu 22 Dec 2011, 1:02,
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Someone tainted the desk of my other half with Crimble tat so I came to the rescue with bandages and a dust mask (Not for the first time!) and created The Human Santapede, it went down rather well so I thought I'd just drop it here and sneak away... ;-)
(JamHamsterMy eyes, my beautiful eyes!,
Wed 21 Dec 2011, 22:56,
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(mictoboyshitting in your cunt since,
Wed 21 Dec 2011, 21:23,
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I have drunk the wine
and what was that about a camel toe?
(Wobbly BlokeHello, did I miss anything on,
Wed 21 Dec 2011, 21:29,
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What happened to "Peace on Earth"?
Isn't that supposed to be coming soon? (along with an end to "boom and bust")
(An eejit passing byin a purple satin skirt with sparkly bits,
Wed 21 Dec 2011, 21:31,
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The NYPD Choir - FTW!
♫ You scumbag you faggot, you cheap lousy cuntymint ♫
(Wobbly BlokeHello, did I miss anything on,
Wed 21 Dec 2011, 21:32,
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I think I can get behind this.
(mediocreha ha ha, you're reading this,
Wed 21 Dec 2011, 21:36,
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You leave my behind out of this!
(Wobbly BlokeHello, did I miss anything on,
Wed 21 Dec 2011, 21:39,
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*bums*
(mediocreha ha ha, you're reading this,
Wed 21 Dec 2011, 21:40,
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* Turns around
* Shakes hand "Thanks"
(Wobbly BlokeHello, did I miss anything on,
Wed 21 Dec 2011, 21:50,
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You have to say *enjoys*
but maybe this is too old skool b3ta for today's standards
(mediocreha ha ha, you're reading this,
Wed 21 Dec 2011, 21:54,
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"*enjoys* but maybe this is too old skool b3ta for today's standards"
There you go...
(Wobbly BlokeHello, did I miss anything on,
Thu 22 Dec 2011, 5:59,
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Just for you
on links WB :)
(TheSundaeLunchI'm a fucking shrub, alright?,
Wed 21 Dec 2011, 22:36,
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One word: reindeer.
(mediocreha ha ha, you're reading this,
Wed 21 Dec 2011, 21:36,
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Now there's a subject... just finished this
It's been stuck in my head for years. Probably should have left it there
(An eejit passing byin a purple satin skirt with sparkly bits,
Wed 21 Dec 2011, 21:38,
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That must be quite a small subset of people
Who hate Christmas but believe in Santa
(Photoshop Bitch2014 edition,
Wed 21 Dec 2011, 21:44,
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Only the gullible naughty ones, I suppose
(mediocreha ha ha, you're reading this,
Wed 21 Dec 2011, 21:46,
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Larger or smaller than the subset that actually believe David Icke?
(An eejit passing byin a purple satin skirt with sparkly bits,
Wed 21 Dec 2011, 21:53,
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I don't have such strong feelings against christmas as a whole
but I think you'll agree that the world would be a happier place if supermarkets and shopping centres would stop playing annoying christmas songs sung by annoyingly high-pitched children all the time
(mediocreha ha ha, you're reading this,
Wed 21 Dec 2011, 21:45,
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I was once accosted by one of the useless plebs in PC World about this time of year...
He asked if he could help. I said "could you please turn that fucking awful music off?" He said, "no, sorry, can't do that". I left.
I do have a hankering to go wandering around Asda in a pair of ear defenders though, just to see if I get a reaction.
(An eejit passing byin a purple satin skirt with sparkly bits,
Wed 21 Dec 2011, 21:59,
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I'm sure the people in Asda will see far stranger things than you wearing ear defenders
(Photoshop Bitch2014 edition,
Wed 21 Dec 2011, 22:00,
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I once saw a long line of people waiting to see Ainsley Harriot in there, so I suppose it's not that strange really
(An eejit passing byin a purple satin skirt with sparkly bits,
Wed 21 Dec 2011, 22:21,
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Left winger nutjobs
must have voted for Obama
(PedroHinCome along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Wed 21 Dec 2011, 22:09,
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Haha!
"The NYPD Choir"
Sublime :)
(JahledThree shades of black,
Wed 21 Dec 2011, 21:36,
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That's ace, Mr Lugosi, Sr.
Parthenogenesis - but not in the sense they mean I presume!
(Photoshop Bitch2014 edition,
Wed 21 Dec 2011, 21:37,
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*googles parthenogenesis*
Haha! Excellent :D
(Extinct Jesus Dossier"...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...",
Wed 21 Dec 2011, 21:41,
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parthenogenesis in humans?
Real?
(Wasp Boxlike a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Thu 22 Dec 2011, 0:27,
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VEN woos!
clickiture
(tim1701I have no board signature!!!!!,
Thu 22 Dec 2011, 3:04,
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I dunno.
edit: oh wow thanks for the fp!
(LumpbuckettekcubpmuL,
Wed 21 Dec 2011, 20:40,
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