"This is rubbish, is this woman blind or something?"
Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm,
Sun 1 Jan 2012, 20:19,
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THE FUCKSADDLE MEMORANDUM
(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Sun 1 Jan 2012, 21:02,
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oh, what a bugger to keep clean
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 1 Jan 2012, 21:02,
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Who wouldn't want to sit on Bruce Forsyth's face?
gaijintendo Regular Member,
Mon 2 Jan 2012, 2:00,
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i think it looks perty good
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 1 Jan 2012, 20:29,
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Bloody hell!How long did that take?
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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...",
Sun 1 Jan 2012, 20:34,
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not long, about 10 minutes. 10 frames, slid each layer one additional pixel past the previous, apply halftone filter, realign frames, make gifDon't know how long this one took :P, it was quite a bit longer
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 1 Jan 2012, 20:37,
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That's reet good. (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Sun 1 Jan 2012, 20:45,
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i askhally like this one better
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 1 Jan 2012, 21:02,
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for some reason the black outline looks nice but they're both gravy (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Sun 1 Jan 2012, 21:12,
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thanks. it looked a lot better at 2MB :) PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 1 Jan 2012, 20:48,
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All the colours of the fuck. (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Sun 1 Jan 2012, 20:55,
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split the GIF into layers and then align whatever key element I want in each frame,In this case, I was able to use a straightening tool. I lined it up with the seesaw on each frame, then brought the frames over to Animation Shop
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 1 Jan 2012, 21:17,
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sleep tight pig'cause tomorrow, you're getting it!
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 1 Jan 2012, 21:45,
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Nice to see fuck, to see fuck, nice. (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Sun 1 Jan 2012, 20:44,
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BREAK A DEAL, SPIN THE WHEEL (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Sun 1 Jan 2012, 20:49,
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I've got a bike
You can ride it if you like
It's got a basket
A bell that rings
And things to make it look good
I'd give it to you if I could
But I borrowed it
(You can ride it if you like
It's got a basket
A bell that rings
And things to make it look good
I'd give it to you if I could
But I borrowed it
atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Sun 1 Jan 2012, 20:56,
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The Ballad of Javierl*wipes tear from japeseye*
( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Sun 1 Jan 2012, 21:03,
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She has a great voice, but The Wurzels had better lyrics
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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Sun 1 Jan 2012, 21:07,
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brilliant!!!!!ahaha funniest thing i have seen all year!!!!
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sir loafalot ended an eon of lurking on,
Tue 3 Jan 2012, 19:28,
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Patting a nuclear warhead into the snowball...
Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Sun 1 Jan 2012, 20:19,
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I'd play KIM, but I don't know the rules. Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm,
Sun 1 Jan 2012, 20:20,
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It's out of my head...YAY! \o/-i'm freeeee!
(
atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Sun 1 Jan 2012, 20:18,
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I'm now wondering what the country would be like now if he had got into power...
socialist utopia
the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha,
Sun 1 Jan 2012, 18:41,
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There was absolutely, no possibility,whatsoever, at all, that either Foot or Kinnock would have been elected into power
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CanonCaliber A big bore,
Sun 1 Jan 2012, 18:45,
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Ow I wasn't saying they could have, or that things would be better or worse,It just suddenly struck me that the country would be completely different to what it is now, I know it's impossible to speculate in what way, it just amused me to wonder in what ways...
(,
Sun 1 Jan 2012, 18:50,
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I remember Kinnock on tv on election eve saying silently to camera "I've won, I'm going to be PM" the polls giving labour @ 6% lead
the next day Maggie Thatcher won by a huge margin.......the tories would have won with a monkey as its leader
Edit If John Smith had not died, it would have be a very different result
(the next day Maggie Thatcher won by a huge margin.......the tories would have won with a monkey as its leader
Edit If John Smith had not died, it would have be a very different result
CanonCaliber A big bore,
Sun 1 Jan 2012, 18:56,
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The only thing I know is...The next one is going to be very interesting...
(,
Sun 1 Jan 2012, 19:04,
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Ok I've had a few vodka's what have you shopped on this picture?;;;)))
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Sun 1 Jan 2012, 18:18,
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I made her shoes look silly ;-)BTW, I watched the Alan Carr chatty man with Jedward you mentioned, I feel deprived of a hour of my life..! ;-)
(,
Sun 1 Jan 2012, 18:22,
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I watched that as well,it's a pity he didn't say "and now here's our surprise guest, Mike Tyson!"
( Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm,
Sun 1 Jan 2012, 18:27,
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I could figure out if it was all preplaned or not, it was aweful....!
I was thinking that, Ruth Jones didn't seem as angry as she should have been. Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm,
Sun 1 Jan 2012, 18:36,
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Exactly I would have been fuming they ruined her hair and dress I'd have ripped their heads off.
( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Sun 1 Jan 2012, 18:37,
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No I think Jedward pretty much ruined it although it wouldn't have been spectacular regardlessJedward were particularly petulant that day and should have had their heads crushed under a giant weight.
If they were in anyway alternative it would have been funny them sabotaging the show but it came off as really lame.
(If they were in anyway alternative it would have been funny them sabotaging the show but it came off as really lame.
maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Sun 1 Jan 2012, 18:36,
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No I reserve that for my favourite people ;)
(
maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Sun 1 Jan 2012, 18:40,
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Corr! Such deviancy :D
(
maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Sun 1 Jan 2012, 19:12,
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Cringeworthy wasn't it in every respect Alan Carr, Jedward, David Wialliams (sp) it was just utter tripe.
( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Sun 1 Jan 2012, 18:27,
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your computer that keeps dying suddenly, is it a laptop?also ARGHH!
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 1 Jan 2012, 18:25,
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No, Why.I think I'v got it Just about sorted, My old one completely died, so I;v just rebuilt another out of give aways and finds, that died four times in a trot, due to driver operating system conflicts, but I think I'v got it just about sorted
(,
Sun 1 Jan 2012, 18:31,
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Don't see what the problem is, good looking lass. Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm,
Sun 1 Jan 2012, 18:28,
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She likes you she's giving you the eye, eye, eye, eye, eye, eye
(
maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Sun 1 Jan 2012, 18:31,
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All those teefs, it'd be like going on a date with the Bee Gees. Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm,
Sun 1 Jan 2012, 18:39,
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Just think of the BJ possibilities
(
maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Sun 1 Jan 2012, 18:43,
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Just think of the time it would take her to put her makeup on if you were going out though.!
What eyes?
(
Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...",
Sun 1 Jan 2012, 20:52,
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Happy new yearExpect more of this over the next year
( Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com,
Sun 1 Jan 2012, 17:37,
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Orange and Blue best combo ever do you use gels on your flash?
( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Sun 1 Jan 2012, 18:19,
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I don't use flashthese are torches
( Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com,
Sun 1 Jan 2012, 18:20,
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Not a bad choice of brand, SonyI do envy those lovely Carl Zeiss lenses with AF you guys get to play with
(
Jahled Three shades of black,
Sun 1 Jan 2012, 18:34,
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Such a lovely camera I hope it goes to a loving homeBut I will wait to see you post the new one you're getting in March?
I'm happy with my new Nikon D90 that will serve my meagre needs but it's really being able to get out and about to use it which is the biggest problem for me.
(I'm happy with my new Nikon D90 that will serve my meagre needs but it's really being able to get out and about to use it which is the biggest problem for me.
maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Sun 1 Jan 2012, 18:46,
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Put it on your buses dashboard and do a time-lapse video of your route
(
CanonCaliber A big bore,
Sun 1 Jan 2012, 18:50,
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I'd love to do that actually but a few years back one of our drivers got into bother when route learning he brought a camcorder on the bus and every turn he got his mate to jump off the bus and mark the road with spray paint to say which direction he should turn - The Council and the Police wanted to skin him lol
( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Sun 1 Jan 2012, 19:06,
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It's going to a very good friend of my mineI haven't got much on between now and March, when I say hi to a 1DX, so figured I would let him get his paws wet with it sooner than later :)
( Jahled Three shades of black,
Sun 1 Jan 2012, 18:54,
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Looks to be an amazing cameraDon't know much about the 1DX but I expect it's beyond amazing.
( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Sun 1 Jan 2012, 19:13,
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For a full frame camera I practically died when I read the specsI'm going to be a very happy bunny with that and my 1Ds3 :)
( Jahled Three shades of black,
Sun 1 Jan 2012, 19:21,
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A full frame sensor I'd love one of thosebut does that mean you have to buy a load of new lenses or will your existing lenses be compatible?
( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Sun 1 Jan 2012, 19:24,
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My 1Ds3 and 5D2 are FF bodiesthey don't work with EF-S lenses which are designed specifically for a cropped APS-C sensor
All my lenses are L-series
(All my lenses are L-series
Jahled Three shades of black,
Sun 1 Jan 2012, 19:32,
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Fully compatible and a brilliant new camera - even this Nikon user is jealous as hell :DI don;t see the reason why there is so much rivalry both Nikon and Canon are exceptional cameras.
( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Sun 1 Jan 2012, 19:36,
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Absolutely, both brands are simply cameras, not football teamsjust a question of what your fingers are happier doing at the end of the day :)
( Jahled Three shades of black,
Sun 1 Jan 2012, 19:52,
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I like a good fingering... err nevermind
(
maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Sun 1 Jan 2012, 20:13,
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That's an eclectic music collectionYou seem to have a lot of Blur...
(
El Cid ...wing attack plan R...,
Sun 1 Jan 2012, 19:50,
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There's a nasty bog nearby...can you smell it?!
(
atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Sun 1 Jan 2012, 19:58,
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you're not featuring a likeness of my nipples, why PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 1 Jan 2012, 17:44,
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my nipples severely dislike the coldso i do not feel it would of fitted with this theme.
(
sooperdave,
Sun 1 Jan 2012, 17:49,
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Perfectly lully :)Although the spots on the snowman's face have a bit of a "Rorschach" vibe to them...
( Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...",
Sun 1 Jan 2012, 18:33,
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hahaha.......I'm late to the party.........what a brilliant thing to log on to*another click* ;D
( Elvis impersonator,
Sun 1 Jan 2012, 17:26,
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Yiippee! This is how I want to spend my entire year.
( cowcat Bituminous squeegee,
Sun 1 Jan 2012, 18:38,
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Boing boing boing - Happy New Year Eclectech
(
maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Sun 1 Jan 2012, 18:47,
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If it were a different hobbitI'd have said Ppppppppppipppppin!
( RedHouse over yonder,
Sun 1 Jan 2012, 17:03,
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pfft!"Frodo had started hitting the pipeweed pretty hard...then, in the middle of our US tour, he quits the band to go drop off some jewelry or something. Last time I work with that a-hole, pardon my Middle English."
( thwart is just not feeling it with you,
Sun 1 Jan 2012, 17:02,
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He kneeds to get that fixed or he won't have a leg to stand on.
(
atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Sun 1 Jan 2012, 17:12,
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What's going on here then?
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Sun 1 Jan 2012, 16:39,
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O_OThat's some suction! ^ Would with Paul_P's cock
( Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Sun 1 Jan 2012, 16:43,
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and there we have todays Fwap-Fodder...Is that her back bottom or front bottom? and yes it does matter.
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Sun 1 Jan 2012, 16:27,
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hooray! TAKE THAT HITLERLoving the exclamation point swastika.
( thwart is just not feeling it with you,
Sun 1 Jan 2012, 16:30,
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Yeah, I noticed that too wonderful detail
(
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sun 1 Jan 2012, 16:50,
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I wonder what an audible swastika sounds like
(
thwart is just not feeling it with you,
Sun 1 Jan 2012, 16:52,
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Zisss! Isss! Audible!(oh, sorry, that's an Audible.com swastika)
( RedHouse over yonder,
Sun 1 Jan 2012, 17:07,
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FOUR GREAT JUSTICEOr at least three
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sun 1 Jan 2012, 16:37,
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That will teach 'emOk maybe not. They probably like that! =]
( Frogbeat,
Sun 1 Jan 2012, 16:37,
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Foreplay was never her forte.
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Sun 1 Jan 2012, 16:41,
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IndeedI love her serene smile in this, and the way her ring is picked out
( Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Sun 1 Jan 2012, 17:09,
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Nazi Power Ring!edit: omg...I forgot her white rosary beads and her cross! I better delete this post (later). :/
( atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Sun 1 Jan 2012, 17:13,
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Surprise to the nuts!That exclamation swastika is a nice touch.
( cowcat Bituminous squeegee,
Sun 1 Jan 2012, 18:48,
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Ha!!The bears face does it for me
(fwaps)
((fwaps)
kahuna Mangled-at-the-bottom-of-the-cliff,
Sun 1 Jan 2012, 19:45,
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You AREAwesome, man. Fucking spectacular series.
(
Christian's Bolt and Ski,
Mon 2 Jan 2012, 1:54,
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The names's Kaseltzer, Al Kaseltzer.
Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm,
Sun 1 Jan 2012, 16:40,
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I'm looking for a Hugh Douche, please. Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Sun 1 Jan 2012, 16:45,
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Al...Coholic.....................Is Al Coholic there?
(
atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Sun 1 Jan 2012, 20:02,
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Your ability to find creepy abandoned places is unrivaled :DHave a happy new year!
( Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Sun 1 Jan 2012, 16:03,
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Sun 1 Jan 2012, 16:25,
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I love a picture that tells a storyeven when that story is "hoovering? Oh, fuck it."
( thwart is just not feeling it with you,
Sun 1 Jan 2012, 16:06,
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Yeah, I used to leave the hoover stategically placed as a hint to my ex as wellHappy New Years!
By the way if anyone is interested, answers to yesterday's quiz here: www.b3ta.com/board/10647896
(By the way if anyone is interested, answers to yesterday's quiz here: www.b3ta.com/board/10647896
Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Sun 1 Jan 2012, 16:07,
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Happy new year DutsI'll be continuing to point people at your pics this year to show that HDR can go well.
You should come draining at some point ;)
(You should come draining at some point ;)
Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com,
Sun 1 Jan 2012, 17:17,
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oops sorry for posting over you :(you weren't there when I checked my mirror
cool pic woo!
(,
Sun 1 Jan 2012, 15:59,
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cool pic woo!
No problemNice to see a bit of busy-ness on the board. Your pic is cool too :)
(
Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one,
Sun 1 Jan 2012, 16:05,
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Me too, me too.
(
Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better,
Sun 1 Jan 2012, 16:20,
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He's had a big mealHe's probably had to undo the top button of his trousers.
( Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one,
Sun 1 Jan 2012, 19:07,
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i do not like slaves picking my cotton
i think that sort of thing is rotten
(i think that sort of thing is rotten
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 1 Jan 2012, 15:49,
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We've knocked those southerners for a dozenNow I'm off to watch Our American Cousin
( Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Sun 1 Jan 2012, 15:53,
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i do not like lead slugs and bangi'll save that violence for the gang.
perhaps instead of killing me, Booth
I shall give you my gold tooth
(perhaps instead of killing me, Booth
I shall give you my gold tooth
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 1 Jan 2012, 16:00,
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this wretched seat is much too high
now someone's walking up behi
(now someone's walking up behi
thwart is just not feeling it with you,
Sun 1 Jan 2012, 16:02,
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;)a bullet's lodged inside my head
on the other hand, the play's not bad
(on the other hand, the play's not bad
thwart is just not feeling it with you,
Sun 1 Jan 2012, 16:29,
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My hat is real, my tie's a toonI must look like a total loon
( Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Sun 1 Jan 2012, 16:17,
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:)I'm splitting logs most every day
I hope that no one thinks I'm gay
(I hope that no one thinks I'm gay
thwart is just not feeling it with you,
Sun 1 Jan 2012, 16:26,
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His hat is real but his bow tie is a cartoonHe must have got dressed in the dark or something
( Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Sun 1 Jan 2012, 15:49,
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how do you define 'real'what is 'real'
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 1 Jan 2012, 15:50,
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ah, yes, the guy who hates 'fingertoes' and loves Pauley Perette PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 1 Jan 2012, 15:57,
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Gah, pandas are not in my good bookswatched Kung Fu Panda 2 yesterday, massive disappointment compared to the first.
Way too many rushed sequences spoilt the awesome ones.
I obviously shouldn't be blaming Pandas, its the fuckwits wanting to hit money making deadlines in Dreamworks that buggered it
(Way too many rushed sequences spoilt the awesome ones.
I obviously shouldn't be blaming Pandas, its the fuckwits wanting to hit money making deadlines in Dreamworks that buggered it
HappyToast Groat froth,
Sun 1 Jan 2012, 15:25,
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ButSurely you should be blaming the pandas? If they put more effort into their acting would it not result in a better film?
(
Halk,
Sun 1 Jan 2012, 15:29,
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![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: More Hats"){kind=small}
Little known hat facts no.26: For a brief period in the late 70s Tommy Cooper experimented with a baseball cap.
brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk,
Sun 1 Jan 2012, 15:03,
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Little known hat facts no. eleventeen:The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference.
He acquired his size from too much pi.
(He acquired his size from too much pi.
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Sun 1 Jan 2012, 15:08,
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have a picture of a picture of a pitcher on a picture of a pitcher!
printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's,
Sun 1 Jan 2012, 16:04,
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and in case anyone missed it, THE FAST SHOW IS BACK!!!www.youtube.com/watch?v=JKdLZ9P9RdQ
www.youtube.com/watch?v=IzGxcx7T970
www.youtube.com/watch?v=-7akqHQLSg8
www.youtube.com/watch?v=vsH13Ky_PJk
www.youtube.com/watch?v=hX3rbjwHCNg
www.youtube.com/watch?v=TvQE3XwClXI
with more episodes in 3.5 weeks time, BRILLIANT!
(www.youtube.com/watch?v=IzGxcx7T970
www.youtube.com/watch?v=-7akqHQLSg8
www.youtube.com/watch?v=vsH13Ky_PJk
www.youtube.com/watch?v=hX3rbjwHCNg
www.youtube.com/watch?v=TvQE3XwClXI
with more episodes in 3.5 weeks time, BRILLIANT!
Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips.,
Sun 1 Jan 2012, 14:39,
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A lot better than the Alan Partridge thing they did last year....It is just as funny as the original show.
( tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!,
Sun 1 Jan 2012, 16:00,
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Wouldn't, would, would, wouldn't, would, still wouldn't
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 1 Jan 2012, 14:42,
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I'm surprise you wouldn't do the test card!
(
maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Sun 1 Jan 2012, 15:01,
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i didn't mention the test card :) PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 1 Jan 2012, 15:24,
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besides, i wouldnt want a papercut PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 1 Jan 2012, 15:28,
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