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[challenge entry] Star Trek of the Apes

"To boldly throw poop at someone, where no ape has thrown poop at someone before."
(trekadam30, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 23:38, archived)
[challenge entry] AFGHANITAR
(trekadam30, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 23:36, archived)
# Be careful or the Avatar copyright holders will sue you!
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 23:39, archived)
# Bet nobody's done this before

because it's rubbish.
(MrGravy, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 23:36, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 23:36, archived)
# Not rubbish.
Good.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 8:56, archived)
# Very VERY awesome
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 22:40, archived)
[challenge entry] Walker: Starfleet Ranger
(trekadam30, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 23:35, archived)
[challenge entry] The Scottish problem started getting to Teflon Dave!
(jansenmann woo hoo, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 23:26, archived)
# hahaha
Superbly done :D
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 23:28, archived)
# That's really quite unnerving
Good work :)
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 11 Jan 2012, 23:30, archived)
# Renton!
He's almost repeating "Neverendum!"

FP and Newsletter, please.
(p0zitr0n - phunarmically charged particle, detected at, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 23:39, archived)
# oooo niiiice...
hooray for holyrood!!
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 23:46, archived)
#
"Under the normal run of things I would have had nothing to do with the cunt"
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 1:28, archived)
[challenge entry] The latest Dickensian costume drama
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Wed 11 Jan 2012, 23:13, archived)
# Is that E.T. in the middle?
Other than that, i dont get it.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 23:15, archived)
# It's a snood :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 23:24, archived)
[challenge entry] I'm just a little suspicious of anything this government proposes to do...
Apologies for being Q+S
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 23:03, archived)
# it's so they can make a list of smartasses
which will come useful, come the day

/100flowers blog
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 23:06, archived)
# if parodies are outlawd
it'll severely wound british comedy

we already have enough miserable shite on tv (soaps, 'reality tv' etc.), they better not take away our comedy
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 11 Jan 2012, 23:13, archived)
# Parodies are already subject to copyright laws
The proposal is to amend that
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 23:16, archived)
# Does this count as a parody?

Why won't I stop with the toast?
(MrGravy, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 22:32, archived)
# Toast isn't for everyone..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 22:42, archived)
# kitten/skateboard
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 22:51, archived)
# I had an original thought once
It was great.
(MrGravy, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 23:03, archived)
# that sounds like
something i would do :)
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 23:08, archived)
# Toatsbusters!
when there's something burnt.
in youuuur kenwood
who ya gonna call?

TOATSBUSTERS!
If it's stale bread, as hard as wood
who ya gonna call?
TOATSBUSTERS

I aint afraid of no toats!
I aint afraid of no toats!
If you've mouldy things, running through your bread
Who can you call
Toatsbusters!

The invisible man, eating your bread
Oh who ya gonna call
Toatsbusters!
I aint afraid of no toats!
I aint afraid of no toats!
Who ya gonna call?
Toatsbusters!

Outta Panettone pick up the phone
an call
Toatsbusters!

I got bored, died here




(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 23:03, archived)
# The Invisible Man is eating my bread?
I must admit I suspected him
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 23:06, archived)
# you can tell by his little trail of "crumbs"
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 23:09, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/10617428
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 23:18, archived)
# their power is not to be wielded lightly
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 23:19, archived)
# *applauds*
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 23:16, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 23:19, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 11 Jan 2012, 23:08, archived)
# Cling tenaciously to my buttocks!
I love that guy
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 23:16, archived)
[challenge entry] There's always the other option...
(I helped save b3ta! Andy_R At the third stroke, the time will be precisely, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 22:31, archived)
# Pastiche is perfectly acceptable in my books.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 22:50, archived)
# :-D
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 22:53, archived)
# Food Face
(samwisethesick, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 22:28, archived)
# I have no idea what is going on with this new compo!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 22:28, archived)
# I see it as a design brief.
Funkenstein down there offers a very good example.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 22:30, archived)
# cool! good for your bowels
and prevents scurvy :)
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 22:31, archived)
# Is he having a siezure?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 22:31, archived)
# He's having very fast mood swings
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 23:07, archived)
# FOOOOOOD

FAAAACCCCCEEEEEEE
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 22:59, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 23:00, archived)
# reminds me of pes!
www.eatpes.com/snoreman.html
(I helped save b3ta! skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 15:40, archived)
[challenge entry] Is this parody?


I'm not hugely bothered either way, but it'd be handy
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 11 Jan 2012, 22:13, archived)
# Lock up your embassy
you could be in for a rough couple of days....

(woo)
(Colostomy Bag Explosion Lubing the gears of commercialism, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 22:14, archived)
# Mubammad is a spaceman?
I like Lynham's black cock
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 22:15, archived)
# I'm counting on that bad calligraphy as a potential disclaimer...
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 11 Jan 2012, 22:17, archived)
# It might work
But then it could also read 'propher muhammad' which is confirming that it is him.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 22:17, archived)
# Bugger
Frankly I'm more worried about Lynham!
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 11 Jan 2012, 22:24, archived)
# After you suggested the pic I went off to bash one out as fast as I could ... er ...
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 22:18, archived)
# I can see her pizza.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 22:21, archived)
# If this is a quick sketch, your ultimate power level is off the chart, man.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 22:21, archived)
# ^that there^
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 11 Jan 2012, 22:21, archived)
# ^What he said.
I'm laughing too much to care that my childhood has been buggered senselessly with a broomstick.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 22:25, archived)
# ^
I for one welcome our new yiffy overlord
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 22:26, archived)
# Thanks!! XD
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 22:33, archived)
# Haha!
I think I need a drink!
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 11 Jan 2012, 22:21, archived)
# nicely done
You draw good!

Teenage Mensturating Nubile Trannies
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 22:25, archived)
# All before I could even get to the oven, too.
(Well gosh nope, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 22:55, archived)
# It made me smile, and that's the main thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 22:20, archived)
# Yes, but of what, I'm not sure.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 23:00, archived)
[challenge entry] ?
(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 21:54, archived)
# This I am liking
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 21:56, archived)
# I think this is more in line with what the compo is supposed to be
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 21:58, archived)
# ^ this
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 22:01, archived)
# ^this
am looking at my first effort again... srs bsns
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 22:50, archived)
# Very good :)
I can imagine the campaign distributing posters like this, very nicely designed. *clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 21:59, archived)
# ^What he said
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 11 Jan 2012, 22:17, archived)
# Start with muslims and Islam!
They love that :-D

*head rolls down stairs*
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 22:01, archived)
# See above
For better or for worse...
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 11 Jan 2012, 22:13, archived)
# works for me *clicky*
(I helped save b3ta! thwart is just not feeling it with you, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 22:03, archived)
# Ha-ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 22:04, archived)
# Damn, that's pretty much perfect :)
Sorry for the abomination I've dumped on top of it...
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 11 Jan 2012, 22:18, archived)
# don't be silly
i like your pic better :)
(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 22:24, archived)
[challenge entry] ?
(1.618..., Wed 11 Jan 2012, 21:40, archived)
# is he desperately trying to do a massive fart after someone pulled his finger?
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 11 Jan 2012, 21:42, archived)
# can we do it by hitting him with a frying pan?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 21:43, archived)
# I wish he'd give up comedy
and just do interviews. They're always enjoyable and he speaks a lot of sense. Just don't find his self congratulatory sitcoms funny.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 21:44, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 21:47, archived)
# pfffttttt
what a mong.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 21:48, archived)
# I dont like Richard Gervais
I love 'an idiot abroad' though, and even though its his mate in it, and he features frequently, i always think pilkington is far more likable and funny than gervais (and merchant, for that matter)
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 21:44, archived)
# ^this^
idiot abroad needs less gervais.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 21:46, archived)
# I do hope they will make a 3rd series, despite Pilkington probably not wanting to
I love travel documentaries, and an idiot abroad is a breath of fresh air after seeing all those charley boorman things where he goes to visit a bloke in the middle of nowhere who makes rock shapes with excrement, only for him to exclaim 'wow, thats FANTASTIC!' once again.
More pessimism, miserableness and lack of entheusiasm in travel shows please :-D
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 21:53, archived)
# it really i what holidays are all about
misery, delays, more misery, sun burn and misery.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 22:32, archived)
# And buskers lurking around your table in restaurants.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 22:33, archived)
# Everything needs less Gervais.
Also did you hear the story of how he refused to kill an octopus when he was a waiter?

A man walks into a restaurant and orders squid. "Certainly sir," says Gervais, the waiter. "Would you like to choose your squid from the tank over there?" "I'll have that little green one with the moustache," says the customer. "Oh no!" replies Gervais. "But he's my favourite! He's so small and cute and friendly. Surely you'd prefer one of the bigger, meatier ones?" "No," says the customer. "It's got to be that one". So Gervais gets the little green squid out and puts him on the chopping block, raises his knife and ... the little squid looks up and smiles, twitching his bushy moustache into a big friendly grin! "It's no good' says Gervais. "I can't do it. I'll have to ask Hans who does the washing up. He's a big, tough brute - he'll be able to do the evil deed!' So out comes Hans, while Gervais disappears off in tears. Hans picks up the knife, raises it to chop the little squid's head off and ... once again the little friendly squid looks up and smiles, wiggling his little legs and twitching his little moustache. So Hans, too, finds it impossible to kill him.


The moral? Hans that does dishes is as soft as Gervais with mild green hairy-lip squid.

I'm sorry. So sorry.
(xaer0mancer, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 18:27, archived)
# I can't watch it
the 'is he or isn't he for real' thing does my head in.
I can only see it as another of Gervais' over-stretched and annoying comedy characters. Well done to them for maintaining the deception though.
Either that or XFM have the lowest standards in Production
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 22:04, archived)
# I think he's real and genuine
but when i see cartoon versions of him popping up over gervais' comedy vehicles, i do worry that there is a slight chance it could all be an elaborate role he's playing. I dbout it though - he seems believable and genuine.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 22:06, archived)
# i knew a guy who worked for xfm
ans confirmed karl really is like that
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 22:06, archived)
# I can imagine
Even seeing some 'backstage' / deleted scene type things on the DVD, including the shopping channel live bidding thing he did for those trousers he invented, he just seems that way. He doesnt have that borat / ali-g forced persona about him
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 22:11, archived)
# I just find it hard to believe they hired a guy with one GCSE in history
for a producers job, that he kept for 6 years
He has to be a very good comedy actor with a well covered past.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 22:15, archived)
# Gervais never does anything that isn't scripted
however off-the-cuff it looks.
I'm with you on this one.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 22:20, archived)
# His character doesn't bother me -
I suspect he's more self aware than he lets on, so I just see him as someone with a good deadpan delivery (and better jokes than Ricky Gervais).

My problem with Idiot Abroad is that any documentary which clearly stages events for the sake of a plot just leaves me believing that none of it is real.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 22:24, archived)
# Not too keen on Gervais.
Life's Too Short was only good that one time when Liam Neeson was on in my opinion. An Idiot Abroad's success is mainly because of Karl Pilkington than anyone else.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 21:46, archived)
# isn't it
ironic?
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 22:33, archived)
# You Oughta Know
(1.618..., Wed 11 Jan 2012, 22:40, archived)
# It's like raaaa-iaiiiin!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 22:42, archived)
# Onyer wedden deh!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 22:53, archived)
# Well isn't this nice?!
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 23:58, archived)
# This place needs more squirrel tits.

Click for bigger (171 kb)
(Well gosh nope, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 21:31, archived)
# JollyJack
ThrillerJack
MoguJack

The yiffcircle is complete.

Are you another one of those folks who can draw well, but always draws squirrels with tits?

EDIT - Agh! Her tits have gone all crumbly!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 21:31, archived)
# You forgot: IdratherJackthanFleetwoodMac
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 21:33, archived)
# Uhhh...
No Yes.
(Well gosh nope, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 21:37, archived)
#
 
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 21:40, archived)
# Yiff!
go on then - draw us a turtle with tits or summat
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 21:45, archived)
# S'more a scaly than a furry though, isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 21:47, archived)
# right you are, sir
Ok - make it a sloth with tits
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 21:49, archived)
# Headphonejack! Do you accept this mission?!
EDIT: Well done!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 21:52, archived)
# i think his keyboard is broken, based on his original post
I'd do it, but im too busy modeling miss mosh
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 21:54, archived)
# Miss Mosh?
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 21:59, archived)
# that model WIP i posted last night.
(not suitable for your young eyes)
lovelovemissmosh.tumblr.com/
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 22:07, archived)
# Nice, very burlesque :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 22:11, archived)
# she's more latex / fetish than burlesque, but she's very lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 22:12, archived)
# No. I have a food in the oven.
(Well gosh nope, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 21:56, archived)
# Post any images like that again and I'll sent a team of ninja assassins to put your head in the oven
and bum you
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 21:58, archived)
# is that 'bum' or 'burn' ?
You could do both.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 21:58, archived)
# it was bum but burn will do
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 22:00, archived)
# Aww come on! It's fun!
The hilariously pornographic drawings, not the immolation and sodomy by ninjas.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 22:00, archived)
# Ninja sodomy is always amusing
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 22:21, archived)
# As long as it isn't happening to you? Totally.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 22:27, archived)
# May I post the pictures?
Let me get my squirrel costume on first.
(Well gosh nope, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 22:10, archived)
# TRIPLEJACKATTACK
o_o
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 21:54, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 21:33, archived)
# ok
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 21:34, archived)
# This place should rename itself m3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 21:34, archived)
# Mortal enemies of p3ta
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 11 Jan 2012, 21:37, archived)
# m3atb3ta
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 21:38, archived)
# We need it to be L3TA
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 21:42, archived)
# W3tabix
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 21:48, archived)
# Hmm NSFW?
O_O
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 21:35, archived)
# You're catching on, at least.
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 11 Jan 2012, 21:38, archived)
# See what you've done?
Even Moggy thinks you're weird. Blimey.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 21:38, archived)
# Oh god what have I become!
PLS FORGIVENESS!! :(((
(Well gosh nope, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 21:41, archived)
# Never!
Distinct lack of humanism, etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 21:43, archived)
# Please calm down.
He just didn't know b3ta rule.
Please forgive him, everyone.
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 21:46, archived)
# Forgive?
I didn't think you knew the meaning.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 21:48, archived)
# the meaning is known
I think it just can't be given, at least to Michael Ellis
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 21:56, archived)
# NEVA
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 21:51, archived)
# I'm kidding, Mogs.
I forget all the time. It's time I learn some manners!
(Well gosh nope, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 21:52, archived)
# This just gets weirder by the minute.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 21:45, archived)
# *sings twilight zone*
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 21:48, archived)
# even Moggy thinks your yiff porn is too far
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 21:47, archived)
# That's some fucking achievement! o_o
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 21:50, archived)
# Maybe she is offended by the lack of tentacles
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 21:53, archived)
# With grinning faces on the ends.
banjo-on-the-cliff.deviantart.com/art/Are-you-happy-262111616 (NSFW... I think?)

ALSO!

I just found this... appears to be an open letter to Moggy, which refers to her as a guy.
nakos.deviantart.com/journal/Dear-banjo-on-the-cliff-255264202
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 21:57, archived)
# o_O this is not splendid
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 22:00, archived)
# This is conspiracy-theory shit!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 22:01, archived)
# I've never believed Moggy to be anything but a dude.
The pterodactyl pic kind of sealed it for me.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 22:01, archived)
# Well here it is in black and white... well, black and beige.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 22:03, archived)
# From the INTERNETS.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 11 Jan 2012, 22:13, archived)
# If it's on the internet, it MUST be true!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 22:18, archived)
# Bourbon Fox!!! ):
Please do not such misleading conduct.
It is a rule violation.
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 22:08, archived)
# Why else would they say you were a guy though?
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 22:13, archived)
# I dunno!!
D:(
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 22:15, archived)
#
いいかげんにしねえとぶっとばすぞ
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 22:24, archived)
# Shinee and sloppy mess in each?
What are you proposing? XD
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 22:26, archived)
# hahahaha
Who knew that japanese women said naughty things...
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 23:12, archived)
# Babelfish had fun with this one, too :(
Something about dead flies
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 22:28, archived)
# You've totally got a willy.
Prove me wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 22:18, archived)
# Be careful!
(Well gosh nope, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 22:20, archived)
# DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 22:31, archived)
# NSFW cockhead
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 21:36, archived)
# NSFW!
you cock, pixilate those firey biscuits.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 21:39, archived)
# "firey biscuits"
hahaha - great term!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 21:48, archived)
#
(Well gosh nope, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 21:50, archived)
# shamone
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 21:56, archived)
# The word is out
I'm doin it wrong
Gonna lock me up
Before too long
(Well gosh nope, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 22:06, archived)
# UK laws now prohibit cartoon porn portraying characters under 18 years old
how old is that squirrel?

oh and stop posting shit like that
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 11 Jan 2012, 21:45, archived)
# 'Salright. It's the same here in the US, and she's legal. My bad.
(Well gosh nope, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 22:43, archived)
# WRONG!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 21:48, archived)
# squirrels wi' tits
never been funny never will be IMO
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 21:49, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 22:32, archived)
[challenge entry] I don't get it. Have some pea-rosted Chuckle brothers instead.

(mr-lizard Hell's teeth man!, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 21:24, archived)
# You don't repost in a new thread.
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 21:26, archived)
# This compo is basically 'photoshop something'
So peas will gush forth from the b3tatubes
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 21:30, archived)
# the vast majority of b3ta images are parody i'd say
seems a bit odd to make that a compo
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 21:35, archived)
# i voted for the clipart challenge :-(
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 21:51, archived)
# Admittedly, the potential for every post, ever, to be reposted is frighteningly high.
We've done OK, so far.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 21:36, archived)
# sorry sorry
Too late now I guess.
(mr-lizard Hell's teeth man!, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 21:43, archived)
# Continuing the Scotland theme
(scruffygit has an enormous clock -, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 21:21, archived)
# i beg to differ
dundee
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 21:23, archived)
# I'm rather fond of my home town.
Mary King's Close ftw!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 21:26, archived)
[challenge entry] We're no strangers to love..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 21:10, archived)
# shane macgowan?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 21:12, archived)
# Saw your list, you old fart.
Side 2 of this might appeal, in case you haven't heard it.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 21:18, archived)
# list?
edit: looks good!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 21:20, archived)
# On /talk
old-but-good
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 21:22, archived)
# aha, yes obvious really
i've had wine, so didn't put the two together!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 21:22, archived)
# HA!
This made me really giggle!
Have a click sir.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 21:13, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 21:59, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 21:17, archived)
# pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 21:23, archived)
# Hahaha :D
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 21:21, archived)
# ace!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 21:23, archived)
# Thanks!! XD
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 21:27, archived)
# This is why you should draw more, Drim.
Top class.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 21:27, archived)
# Ooh ta sir
I will try and do more drawing and less talking this year ;)
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 21:29, archived)
# ^This. Oodles of talent. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 21:44, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 21:46, archived)
# Ohh Thanks Thanks!! *hugs*
W00t!!
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 21:32, archived)
# O_o
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 21:37, archived)
# Thanks!! XD
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 21:40, archived)
# hahahalha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 11 Jan 2012, 21:22, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 21:34, archived)
#
(1.618..., Wed 11 Jan 2012, 20:35, archived)
# ooh creepy!
shame you missed the new compo!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 11 Jan 2012, 20:36, archived)
# EEP
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 20:38, archived)
# Ooh, that's good.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 20:43, archived)
# I used to know a guy called Malcolm Stamp
true fact
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 20:43, archived)
# I bet you tried licking his back
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 20:45, archived)
# he was typically self adhesive
...a right show off
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 20:47, archived)
# was he married to Beryl Envelope?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 11 Jan 2012, 20:48, archived)
# haha...what a lovely descriptive name
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 20:52, archived)
# she was a slut
and ran off with Barry Letter.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 21:04, archived)
# i betty letter too
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 21:13, archived)
# She may wish to have sex again before we eat breakfast.
/thebeach
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 20:44, archived)
# cor!
top stuff there!
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 20:45, archived)
# This is awesome!
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 21:10, archived)
# Excellent and terrifying.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 21:12, archived)
# Orlando!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 21:12, archived)
# Smooth stuff!
Click and a WYH
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 21:42, archived)
# waits for it to anim...eeek!
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 22:45, archived)
# Perfect
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 13:09, archived)
[challenge entry] I still don't understand the compo
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 11 Jan 2012, 20:27, archived)
# I'm sure it has something to do with Star Wars
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 20:38, archived)
# hahaha
ace
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 20:41, archived)
# Hahahaha.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 20:41, archived)
# Roy had the movez!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 11 Jan 2012, 20:49, archived)
# 'Till he came a cropper.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 22:07, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 20:20, archived)
# That's it - trample the fuckers!
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 20:22, archived)
# their greatness "back in the day" cannot be undone
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 20:42, archived)
# Yo dawg...
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 20:23, archived)
# ;)
b3ta.com/board/10197227
...and mine wasn't new either
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 11 Jan 2012, 21:43, archived)
# 'Twas still good though
And I'm a pearoasting whore. :O)
(I helped save b3ta! Smiley_Neil filling the interweb with crap, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 20:36, archived)
[challenge entry] Have a woo from me!
And I'll pearoast this here in honour.



Saw this image of mine on a t-shirt recently just the outlines of the zebra and beatles but obviously taken from my image. I was quite chuffed. :O)
(I helped save b3ta! Smiley_Neil filling the interweb with crap, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 20:34, archived)

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