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# Anyone else think this?

Not entered into challenge as not rules.
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 14:43, archived)
# bindun I think
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 14:43, archived)
# Not suprising
It's uncanny!
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 14:46, archived)
# Agreed!
There appears to be consensus: www.b3ta.com/board/10663804
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Sat 21 Jan 2012, 15:06, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/10665268
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 15:13, archived)
# Great minds and all
I enjoyed Half life 2 but never finished it. Will definately have to go back and play finish it.
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 15:15, archived)
# Tis a top game but I really struggled with the last White Forest bit of Episode Two, and gave up in the end :(
Need to revisit at some point, give it another go. I found it bloody difficult and only had it on medium difficulty
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 15:20, archived)
# yep it is pretty damn hard.
Loved playing it though and it was proper wierd as my name's Gordon so the characters were all saying my name.
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 15:24, archived)
# Hi Gordon
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 15:28, archived)
# What do you mean, 'Gordon approaching'?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 15:30, archived)
# GORDON'S ALIIIVE.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 15:33, archived)
# From now on Fiendy is going to be known as Flash.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 15:48, archived)
# still waiting for ep3 :(
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 15:59, archived)
# I LOVED the White Forest bit
Real "onslaught-panic", open gameplay. Brilliant :)
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Sat 21 Jan 2012, 16:38, archived)
# Compo it!
;)

Also: i39.tinypic.com/2i2381g.jpg Holy fucking shit!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 14:44, archived)
# if you're going to be pedantic you should stop calling it a compo too. It's a challenge with no prizes.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 14:46, archived)
# ok.
;)
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 14:49, archived)
# but "challenge it" doesn't have the same ring as compo
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 15:00, archived)
# *something hilarious about Last of the Summer Wine*
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 14:52, archived)
# first time for everything!
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 14:54, archived)
# BOOM!
I set 'em up, you knock them down.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 14:55, archived)
# hahahahaa
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 14:58, archived)
# needs more prizes...free holidays all expenses paid etc
tight cunts ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 14:53, archived)
# Are you suggesting the latter as one of the possible prizes?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 15:07, archived)
# ooh err!
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 15:09, archived)
# hahaha
ideal as a runner-up prize
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 15:17, archived)
# Also
Why do people keep saying there's no prizes?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 14:56, archived)
# It's a pretty organic compo.
It's get boring f we kept to the brief after a while. I did go a few ones without compoing it as I used outside sources but then the rest of the class started doing it. Then they all ran off a cliff and I had to too.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 14:56, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 15:01, archived)
# Well, organic compost IS the best compost.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 15:02, archived)
# and it all seamed like a good idea at the time
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 15:04, archived)
# I dont often indulge in that 'freebase' stuff that has managed to stay popular with the kids, but i felt that this had to be done
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 15:24, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 15:33, archived)
# heh heh heh!
brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 15:52, archived)
# Hahah
(I helped save b3ta! herman:D, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 15:55, archived)
# pffffffffft!
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 16:15, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 18:11, archived)
# Princess of farts
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 15:25, archived)
# Just pissing about because I'm bored
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 14:39, archived)
# I follow through when I'm bored:D
Woo. Personally I welcome out new Fembot overlords...
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 14:51, archived)
# I was reading an article about Japanese love dolls
and how they now heavy breath and get wet as you shag them
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 14:55, archived)
# It is cheaper just to insert a live otter's pocket
then set it free afterwards.
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 15:00, archived)
# could always just have a wank wearing a condom
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 15:01, archived)
# This sounds very practical
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 15:10, archived)
# Hahahaha
So wrong! I know I always say this but you have incredible drawing skills.
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 15:13, archived)
# Ooh ta
I'm currently making an alphabetical 'yiff' list, stay tuned for more :)
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 15:16, archived)
# *buys more lotion and paper towels*
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 15:26, archived)
# I was tempted to say, "does she take it up the ass?"
but decided against it.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 15:24, archived)
# Fuck yeh, that's hot as hell
Open your legs and face the cam, baby
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 15:44, archived)
# Would :D
nicely

(I helped save b3ta! herman:D, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 16:04, archived)
# Would or Have?
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 16:12, archived)
# Very interesting
quite often these dot markings are normally used to pair/align parts in such sexbots. put all the one dot bits together, all the two dots together... three dots in a triangle.... three dots in a line and so on until things take shape. In this one however there are lots of combinations at play.

I suspect your sexbot is assembled from spare parts.
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 14:59, archived)
[challenge entry] Remember.... Pull the rip cord BEFORE the ground floor.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 14:09, archived)
# too soon, man
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 14:15, archived)
# Hey, For once this isn't a 9/11 reference from me.
Might work for that ship thing though.... but the staircase is on the wrong angle.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 14:27, archived)
# oh, I just felt like making that remark as I haven't made it in nearly 3 hours
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 14:43, archived)
# Good lad.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 15:31, archived)
# Nicely!
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 14:34, archived)
# From a joke ad in the latest issue of Viz to the main board of B3ta to YOU!
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 18:13, archived)
# Islamabad Kingdom Brunel


edit: This can't all be autocorrect surely?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sat 21 Jan 2012, 13:46, archived)
# racist.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 13:47, archived)
# *puts ignore on you*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sat 21 Jan 2012, 15:33, archived)
# Isabard Kingdom Brunel
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 13:48, archived)
# If you would quit drinking fountain soda and smoking expnsive cigars, you might be doing better
it does add up
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 13:56, archived)
# Maybe printmeister was onto something
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 14:07, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 14:11, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 14:32, archived)
# Hahaha
It's a childhood thing by I can't hear the phrase 'Eee by gum' without following with 'stick your finger up your bum'.:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 14:52, archived)
# I always thought it was a new way slam disco biscuits
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 16:03, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 15:21, archived)
# Brunei?
What sort of name is Kingdom anyway?
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 14:13, archived)
[challenge entry] 2 for 1 offer
(I helped save b3ta! baconninja, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 13:36, archived)
# yay!
lets all do a happydance
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 13:45, archived)
# Is that getting faster?
How is it getting faster?!
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Sat 21 Jan 2012, 14:17, archived)
# no. it is only getting jollier
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 15:08, archived)
# I was in the supermarket this morning
and passing by the electronic pricing scales in the fruit&veg section, I wondered : How much would my head cost if it were a giant pineapple?

One day, I shall endeavour to find out.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 13:46, archived)
# if anyone complains, say you are weighing your mind, to seek balance.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 14:17, archived)
# Question : How was Anakin Skywalker meant to "bring balance to the Force"?
Was the Force really that wonky? Too top-heavy with good guys? In need of a good clear-out of users?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 14:22, archived)
# maybe he was giving it too much force at once
and this caused something to go wonky

one has to apply the force, with force, but not forcefully.

or it breaks, innit.

this is what I think.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 14:44, archived)
# *files under hatstand*
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 13:51, archived)
# Hahaha!
Put a FUCK! on it!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 14:43, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 15:12, archived)
# Hahaha Flanbase looks so happy.
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 15:22, archived)
# :D

(I helped save b3ta! herman:D, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 15:49, archived)
# I still love this
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 17:24, archived)
# Come back captain
www.b3ta.com/board/10666686
(I helped save b3ta! herman:D, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 12:39, archived)
# maybe he just needs more practice at parking...
and three point turns
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 12:48, archived)
# Hums Hawaii 50
(I helped save b3ta! The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 12:48, archived)
# there's a cruise ship in the Thames?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 13:05, archived)
# It got stuck on a dead whale.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sat 21 Jan 2012, 13:06, archived)
# ...
what was the queen doing swimming in the thames?
(thec, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 14:55, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 13:08, archived)
# "So what? You want to go home? I'm the parking attendant, and I'm ordering you to get back in your car!"
(Troutman Roflcocks A glass of port... don't mind if I do., Sat 21 Jan 2012, 13:15, archived)
# :-)
(I helped save b3ta! The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 13:31, archived)
# Fucking hell, Jeff Goldblum looks rough nowadays.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 13:31, archived)
# Reminds me of a young Hugh Cornwell..
(I helped save b3ta! The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 13:42, archived)
# Yeah, I see what you mean.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 13:45, archived)
# Hugh still rocks
www.youtube.com/watch?v=FR9iiEqJdzI&feature=related
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 14:16, archived)
# Yay, that's a nice version, spoilt slightly by the choice to put a drum solo in a slow ballad
(I helped save b3ta! The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 16:13, archived)
#
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 13:37, archived)
# Lovejoy?
I wondered what he's been doing recently
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 13:46, archived)
# all jokes aside
he was great in deadwood
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 13:50, archived)
# this ^
i can't believe they didn't keep going with deadwood.
cocksuckers!
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 13:57, archived)
# if what you say is true, they were too busy sucking cocks to create anything
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 14:00, archived)
# well, there was a fair bit of prositute murdering too
i feel like i'm underachieving
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 14:21, archived)
# i saw the first two series
subtitles help at times, ha.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 14:09, archived)
# pretty much every other word was cocksucker
here's some stats ;)
thewvsr.com/deadwood.htm
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 14:19, archived)
# jesus fucking christ
dedication
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 14:49, archived)
# Haha that captain is so gonna to get caught
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 13:09, archived)
# Art base: Maiden!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 13:25, archived)
# (gender change)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 13:28, archived)
# S.R.S. Business
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 13:36, archived)
# Ssshhh!!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 14:12, archived)
# Good work Herman :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 14:12, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 14:34, archived)
# oof nicely.
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 15:11, archived)
[challenge entry] It comes!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 11:22, archived)
# 's cool :)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 11:28, archived)
# Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 11:58, archived)
# pervert!:O
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 11:58, archived)
# Okay. Next time, I'll type this with my balls inside my trousers.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 11:59, archived)
# typing with your balls is impressive enough, but to have them hidden behind a protective layer of trouser while doing it just takes the piss
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 12:00, archived)
# 1337 sK|llZ0rZ
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 12:17, archived)
# Don't you dare
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 12:08, archived)
# never knew Cthulhu lived in Rhyl
such lovely beaches :(
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 12:09, archived)
# The geometry is all wrong though!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 12:17, archived)
# That's why I'll never live in Wales
short breaks are ok though...but not at peak times
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 12:22, archived)
# You been to Rhyl recently?
Definitely not how I remembered it when I were a kid. :(
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 12:49, archived)
# 50 years back it was ok :)
it's the pits now
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 12:54, archived)
# Mm, it's like a British Chernobyl.
It's probably a case of rose-tinted specs, but I remember it being much nicer during the 90s.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 12:58, archived)
# I went in the 70's...
All I remember is, that it was a long drive and not as good as Mablethorpe, Chaple, Ingoldmells or Skegness
(I helped save b3ta! The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 13:10, archived)
# We went in the 80's and it was shut
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 13:12, archived)
# Probably WAS rose-tinted specs then.
We would go up to Towyn or Llandudno during the Summer for a week. I went back to both towns a year back and I honestly wanted to headbutt the sharp end of a katana. Fucking dire, man.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 13:17, archived)
# I like Mablethorpe because it is bad, but it always was........
it is a time warp, really not changed since the early 70's still got the same old 50's and 60's slot machines and games...
(I helped save b3ta! The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 13:27, archived)
# We used to have family holidays in Mablethorpe in the 70's!
Golden Sands caravan resort, if I recall correctly
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 13:29, archived)
# We weren't well off enough to actually stop in Mablethorpe, we used to stop in Sutton on sea and travle the mile or so to get there...
You remember the cowboy manikin that you had to draw against then! in the arcade on the corner..
(I helped save b3ta! The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 13:36, archived)
# I really don't remember much about the place
just that the sand used to fucking sting your legs when it was windy. And it was ALWAYS windy.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 13:39, archived)
# It's bracing...!
(I helped save b3ta! The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 13:45, archived)
# haha true, it's just up the road from Skeggy too
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 13:48, archived)
# i remember those!
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 13:59, archived)
# DRAW!
God it was difficlt to win as a kid!
(I helped save b3ta! The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 14:05, archived)
# I can't say I've ever been
but judging by your description, there's still a few places in Wales like that, really old game machines. The caravan site I'd stay on had an original Pole Position machine inside... probably still has.

It's not a bit like Blackpool, where everything is pretty much new. I'd never stay there though.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 13:31, archived)
# I like it for the nostalgia, reminds me of being young.....
Its most unique feature is the smell!

Last time I went to Blackpool wasover 10 years ago.... I can remember how dirty it was!
(I helped save b3ta! The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 13:40, archived)
# ^
Blackpool looks like the inside of a tramp's shopping trolley and smells like a chipshop worker's bumcrack
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 13:42, archived)
# Haha yes,Just remeber to wipe your feet before you get back in your car to drive home!
(I helped save b3ta! The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 13:47, archived)
# I was last in Blackpool about a year ago.
Preston being relatively close to it, I thought 'why not?' and went to see what had changed.

I spent most of my time in Coral Island anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 13:44, archived)
# If that's the fun fair....
I freaked out on a ride called the haunted swing...
(I helped save b3ta! The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 13:50, archived)
# Coral Island's a bit closer to the tower.
I was going to go to the fair, but couldn't be arsed in the end. I've still yet to go on the Big One.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 13:55, archived)
# If the haunted swing freaked me out, imagine me on the big one! no thanks!
(I helped save b3ta! The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 14:02, archived)
# Similar thing happened to me and an ex girlfriend....
I was telling her about going to hunstanton as a child, so we just turned the car aroung and drove 3 hours to to get there on the spur of the moment, cold dark raining and closed....
(I helped save b3ta! The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 13:24, archived)
# I used to go to Anglesey as a child and had fond memories of Holyhead
I went back a few years ago and was horrified...Chavs, litter, boarded-up shops and a lingering stink of death, decay and diesel.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 13:28, archived)
# Yep, that's pretty much what most of North Wales is like now. A bloody shame.
I think the nicest place I've had a holiday in the UK was Westward Ho! in Devon. Not been for a while so it also might have succumb to degradation, but I remember it being very clean, and not full of mouth-breathing dole-scrounging fuckwits.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 13:29, archived)
# hahaha.............. that's the best review ever
'kin spot on
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 13:38, archived)
# Sounds like a posh version of Jaywick!
(I helped save b3ta! The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 13:54, archived)
# ORHYLY?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 12:50, archived)
# O'REILLY!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 12:55, archived)
# o_O
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 15:14, archived)
# it pretty much sums up his TV programme
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 17:01, archived)
[challenge entry] Imma gonna cetch me some city slickers! Yeehah!


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(Punkygirl, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 11:19, archived)
# nicely :)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 11:23, archived)
# Cue laughing dog
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 11:58, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=SKm5xQyD2vE
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 12:49, archived)
# Well, that too
But I was thinking of the one from Duck Hunt on the NES.
Or, as the elderly Dutch salesman called it, Dick Hunt.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 13:08, archived)
# i know you were, but i like Mutley's laugh
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 13:13, archived)
#
(Sin-ok, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 11:08, archived)
# chortles ahoy
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 11:25, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 11:28, archived)
# Dog Porn
hahahahaa :D
(Sin-ok, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 11:30, archived)
# He fucking loves it
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 11:36, archived)
# Needs more throwing up
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 11:57, archived)
# be my guest...
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 12:12, archived)
# Ok, just did.

Carry on
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 12:17, archived)
# ^This
(I helped save b3ta! herman:D, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 12:34, archived)
# oh good lord, man!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 13:02, archived)
# Needs more Rebekah Brooks
(I helped save b3ta! Nuisance Value, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 14:11, archived)
[challenge entry] front bum
(I helped save b3ta! baconninja, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 10:58, archived)
# NO
just the hands bring back memories of goatse :(
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 10:59, archived)
# Gaaaah!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 11:01, archived)
# Bigamist!
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 11:25, archived)
# HIS ASS?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 11:52, archived)
# all time!
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 12:26, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sat 21 Jan 2012, 13:10, archived)
[challenge entry]
(Punkygirl, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 10:42, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 10:43, archived)
# :D WOO
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 10:48, archived)
# That can't be hygenic
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 12:33, archived)
# hahah
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 12:46, archived)
#
(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 10:16, archived)
# . . . oops.
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 10:22, archived)
# ^ this
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 10:29, archived)
# Good morning from my Area, its pretty much cold this morning
its pretty much cold this morning
(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 10:49, archived)
# Freezio!
Where are you, Canada?
(I helped save b3ta! The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 11:01, archived)
#
Quebec Province Canada
(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 11:33, archived)
#
Sorry I was away from my pc to eat a toast with peanut butter
(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 11:35, archived)
# Yay, Canada is one of the few places in the world that I'd actually like to visit..
I know it's on the other side but I'm now reminded of Songs of a Sourdough....
(I helped save b3ta! The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 11:53, archived)
# this
Canada then New Zealand....stopping off at Hawaii on the way back
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 12:40, archived)
# I fancy Canada followed by the fictional town of Cicely out of northern exposure complete with all the characters...
Followed by Iceland and the Faroe Islands before home.

I'm seriously thinking of going to the Faroe Islands in 2015 for the eclipse....
(I helped save b3ta! The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 12:59, archived)
# It makes self dipping soldiers!
(I helped save b3ta! The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 11:03, archived)
# Hahaha i like him.
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 15:11, archived)
#
(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 10:11, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 10:15, archived)
# Dismantle and reasemble is the only way!
(I helped save b3ta! The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 11:02, archived)
# haha...yeah they always talk about the chances of "intelligent life" being out there...
but they could be totally the opposite :)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 11:32, archived)
#
Absolutely right:O) why not?
(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 11:51, archived)
[challenge entry]
(Punkygirl, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 9:49, archived)
# Hahaha. Oh that gives me an idea!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 9:54, archived)
# is the idea to kill a nurse?
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 10:03, archived)
#
rofl
(Punkygirl, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 10:08, archived)
[challenge entry] Nope...
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 10:26, archived)
# Hell yeah!
(Punkygirl, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 10:43, archived)
# Yike! Yike! Yike!
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 10:18, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 10:30, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 10:52, archived)
# The first syllable
doesn't really scan as "woo" to me.

I still can't stop watching it though.
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 11:13, archived)
# I think it requires more investigation
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 11:21, archived)
# Bugger! Is that the time? = NING B3ta and Happy Saturday!
Happy birthday to the lovely Emma Bunton, slap head Telly Savalas and the wonderful Benny Hill

* Sorry about the lens flare and the fact that you will have this in your head for the rest of the day.

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 8:54, archived)
# and so to todays moobs for cakeburglar...
Today we have Martin Shaw looking a bit gay and wearing what appears to be Cheesecloth shirt!

EDIT: I have just noticed that Katie Sandwinas died on this day. Possibly the original 'Stury Girl'?


(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 8:55, archived)
# Ning WB
I actually have this stuck in my head

www.youtube.com/watch?v=rfUYuIVbFg0
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 8:57, archived)
# Oh god... I don't know what's worse!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 9:02, archived)
# just a small town girl...
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 9:07, archived)
# woo class moob today wobbly :D
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 9:52, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 10:16, archived)
# Watching the reruns of the professionals, they both look a little wet by todays standards
(I helped save b3ta! The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 11:08, archived)
# yeah but they're still pretty
and that's all that matters
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 11:24, archived)
# They are :-)
I just find it strange that 30 years ago we thought they looked as hard as nails and the pure essence of manlyhood, whereas now they just look like pretty boys, a little like the characters in the warriors...

Whereas you look back at people like Savlis or Bronson or McQueen and you'd still believe they were hard...
(I helped save b3ta! The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 11:38, archived)
# Lens flare off the pate FTW!
you couldn't have gotten one more ray in there.

Carry on as you were, cheers.
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 10:34, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 17:39, archived)
# Who loves you baby...!
(I helped save b3ta! The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 11:06, archived)
# I noticed that a lot of these sites list people who died on their birthdays:
www.born-today.com/Today/diedonbirthday.htm

but I am suspicious, as none of them sound East African
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 14:13, archived)
# I don't know many of them?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 17:59, archived)
# No one else is posting so I whack one off here


Click for viewable from space version
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 8:53, archived)
# I love these... sorry I came on top of you again...

Also, why are you Jack and not P any more?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 9:22, archived)
# Everyone else seems to be some type of JJ fan so thought I'd join the dirty jiffers
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 9:31, archived)
# I guess I'll join in, if that's ok
Not a tunnel, but I took the photo, anyway...


BIG
(I helped save b3ta! intesvensk can't recall when I last checked the newsletter, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 9:52, archived)
# :D That is lubbly
Real Photo Saturday :~D



CFB
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 10:02, archived)
# So real!
(because it is)



big
(I helped save b3ta! intesvensk can't recall when I last checked the newsletter, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 10:25, archived)
# Nioce, where abouts is that
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 10:47, archived)
# A little place called CERN
I think you'd like it
(I helped save b3ta! intesvensk can't recall when I last checked the newsletter, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 11:06, archived)
# Think I've heard of that place
little site in Switzerland
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 11:08, archived)
# Yeah, it's between the kebab shop and the train station.
decent coffee.
(I helped save b3ta! intesvensk can't recall when I last checked the newsletter, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 11:45, archived)
# Something, something, "I'm not used to playing in a cathedral"
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 10:17, archived)
# Am it reel foto shaturday..?


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(Troutman Roflcocks A glass of port... don't mind if I do., Sat 21 Jan 2012, 13:25, archived)
# A place of darkness and terror..
(I helped save b3ta! The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 11:11, archived)
# Has your bathroom light gone again?
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 11:12, archived)
# It left me just after new years...
(I helped save b3ta! The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 11:58, archived)
[challenge entry] Family portrait...
(Punkygirl, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 8:41, archived)
# Nice lurking
stick around and post a bit
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 8:50, archived)
#
You'll probably find I'm a much better lurker, to be fair.
(Punkygirl, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 9:05, archived)
# stick around you never know, you might break the habit
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 9:07, archived)
# many of us are much better lurkers but we never let that stop us
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 9:13, archived)
# it's something I should do
but lack of skills never stopped me doing anything else so why stop now :D
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 9:15, archived)
# exactly :)
if b3ta was about showcasing your skills i'd probably never have joined since it was obvious i'd be immediately outclassed anyway
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 9:56, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! baconninja, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 9:48, archived)
# haha :D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 12:32, archived)
# Oh no. Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the intrenat...
(I helped save b3ta! Stupid Getatron Transform into the timestamp, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 8:16, archived)
# Pump-action cock-gun
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 21 Jan 2012, 8:30, archived)
# Yeah
Take that sock cookers
(I helped save b3ta! Stupid Getatron Transform into the timestamp, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 8:31, archived)
# hey a cdc
don't see many of those 'round here
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 12:33, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! baconninja, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 8:08, archived)
# I realise that nobody else is posting but it's still poor form to start 3 threads in a row (except when it's really, really funny)
I mean if nobody else is posting then you can put them all in the same thread and nobody else will notice.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 8:12, archived)
# Example:
www.b3ta.com/board/10667240
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 21 Jan 2012, 8:27, archived)
# or:
b3ta.com/board/10657707
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 8:41, archived)
# Yes!
Also: www.b3ta.com/board/10447922
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 21 Jan 2012, 9:31, archived)
# hahaha :)
i like that it ends with one of tahkcalb's, too
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 9:56, archived)
# "Tesco Economy Pop Diva"
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 21 Jan 2012, 8:29, archived)
# errr
Yikes
(I helped save b3ta! Adolf Jitler is editor of Practical Shoelace Collector, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 10:03, archived)
# ah haa, wow!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 12:22, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! baconninja, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 7:45, archived)
# mmmm
cake
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 11:26, archived)

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