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[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 16:11, archived)
# {:-)
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 1 Mar 2012, 18:34, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! VicBrown I used to be narcoleptic but i'm alrig ,, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 15:58, archived)
# Politically correct title: the movie
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 16:01, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 17:06, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 1 Mar 2012, 15:56, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 17:43, archived)
# Hahaha
'click'
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 1 Mar 2012, 18:38, archived)
[challenge entry]
(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 15:53, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 15:43, archived)
# Ha ha!
I bet you'd sell a few special pillows if you had them in your store.

I can think of one overseas customer anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 15:46, archived)
# I will not be seen with a giant clog pillow
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 16:49, archived)
# no, hidden
in the darkness

through the dark alleys

past the dark door

in the room, the light escapes

a curtain moved, darkly

A creaky wooden cover with aching hinges, blackened

the dark stairs leading into darkness

The dim cellar beneath

a single cord, dimly visible

*clink*

BRIGHTNESS
CLOG FUCKING!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 17:26, archived)
# HOORAY
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 17:50, archived)
# I can't see the holes
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 1 Mar 2012, 15:47, archived)
# Genius Japanese pillows:
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/3699516.stm
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 15:48, archived)
# Dear Japan,

Seriously; WTF?

Yours,
The Rest of the World.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 15:53, archived)
# Eh? There's nothing wrong with Japan at all!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGiEXeFneVI&feature=related
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 15:57, archived)
# Oh wow
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 18:35, archived)
# $$$$
I think Jack is missing out on a merchandising opportunity. Kat And Scarlet dakimakura! (Seriously, since the things sell in Japan for 8800 yen or so apiece)
(Howdy Rowdy had his camera nicked on the Metro, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 17:58, archived)
# That one did the rounds on the internetS a couple of years back
I think it's a brilliant idea. Add a hot water bottle slot in there somewhere for perfection
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 1 Mar 2012, 16:51, archived)
# I can't think of anything more depressing than a love pillow.
Except, maybe, two? I dunno.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 15:48, archived)
# DAKIMAKURA!
I like that word
I dont own one though.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 15:49, archived)
# Or KIGURUMI!
And no, I don't own one.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 15:52, archived)
# ANIMUFUKOMATO!
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 1 Mar 2012, 15:53, archived)
# I dont own one. I own MANY
This is me and my mates having an orgy:
img140.imageshack.us/img140/11/dakimakura.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 15:56, archived)
# I think part of me just died.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 15:59, archived)
# you mean engorged
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 16:05, archived)
# I'm not sure what's worse.
The pillows, or that a bunch of guys are having a slumber party with them.....
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 16:06, archived)
# The pillows make them feel less gay
when they start wanking each other off. Apparently that's important to some people
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 16:09, archived)
# Is that wise?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 16:00, archived)
# Do you think it's not?
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 16:06, archived)
# Just wondering what a certain person
might think of "ronery"
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 16:07, archived)
# Oh god... I just had a frightening thought.
What if Moggy has a dakimakura?
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 16:09, archived)
# I'm sure she's made one with artbase: victorian schoolboy Jack on it
and both fucked and dismembered it many times.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 16:11, archived)
# I'm not.
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 16:52, archived)
# Where's happytoast when you need him?
He did that lovely pic of moggy with a JJ dakimakura
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 16:16, archived)
# Indeed. I haven't seen him around here today, I don't think.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 16:22, archived)
# I don't think such terrible idea.
D8
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 16:43, archived)
# Jesus yes,
there'll be no fingers left in Japan at this rate.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 16:09, archived)
# It's an internet meme.
I'm just playing on it......and pissing myself laughing as I do.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 16:10, archived)
# fair enough
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 16:12, archived)
# plus the entire fanbase?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 17:08, archived)
# *googles
christ gotta love that country
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 16:27, archived)
# Youve never heard of japan before?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 16:29, archived)
# pffft
is there anything left that some middle aged Japanese business man hasn't had his cock in yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 16:38, archived)
# his wife?
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 1 Mar 2012, 16:46, archived)
#
抱き枕 :D
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 16:35, archived)
# Do you have one?
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 16:39, archived)
# Again. I don't!!
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 16:43, archived)
# But, If there is Maria's one, I want it. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 16:45, archived)
# You could probably get that somehow.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 16:56, archived)
# XD Woo!!
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 16:58, archived)
[challenge entry] That Kenny Baker had a mouth on him

(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 15:38, archived)
# hahaha, stop the compo
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 15:40, archived)
# *attempts to FP*
*breaks site design*
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 15:42, archived)
# This will please Clay, and his FP dodging methods!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 15:52, archived)
# don't make me
use that bracket man!
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 16:24, archived)
# I got use of that bracket too
heh heh
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 17:28, archived)
# Bwahahahahahahaha....
...breathes...hahahahaha
*Click* :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 15:42, archived)
# hahaha, clever
clever
pop this here to avoid threadrush
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 15:48, archived)
# that`s good and weird
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 15:51, archived)
# hahaha, creepy
Michael Gods son
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 16:10, archived)
# this is brilliant
(augsav forgot about B3ta, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 16:20, archived)
# pffft christ!
Im sure the man himself would have approved
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 16:24, archived)
# hahahahaha
eat with your mouth closed
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Thu 1 Mar 2012, 16:55, archived)
# Hahaha
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 15:50, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 16:02, archived)
# hahaha
Very good Clay!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 16:09, archived)
# hehe
lovely
(augsav forgot about B3ta, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 16:18, archived)
# The "R2D2 must be the sweariest movie character of all time - all of his dialogue had to be bleeped out" thing was doing the rounds this week on tumblr, yes

Still, beautifully executed
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 16:54, archived)
# with Road Runner coming in a close second
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Thu 1 Mar 2012, 21:01, archived)
# excellent
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 17:07, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 17:10, archived)
# Beeping brilliant.
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 21:54, archived)
# M A G N I F I C O
(Nozenritten Spaniards make it better, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 12:00, archived)
# Very good
Funny thing is, I had this exact same idea about fifteen years ago. I have for a long time had a mental image of R2D2 as having a Yorkshire accent, being unbelievably racist, misogynist, homophobic and sweary, and basically spending the entire saga calling everyone, especially 3P0, cunts and arseholes at every single opportunity.
So, for basically reading my mind from years ago... clicketty.
(SonofRojBlake, Sat 3 Mar 2012, 10:20, archived)
[challenge entry] OK move it, you sonsofbetsies!
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 15:36, archived)
# pffft!
*and a courtesy click for bumping you
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 16:25, archived)
# This Bounty hunting's a tough business!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 15:26, archived)
# ha !
*clicked*
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 15:29, archived)
# woo :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 15:29, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahahaha
Excellent stuff Q! *Click*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 15:38, archived)
# thank you sir
And thanks to the powers that be for the FP!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 9:45, archived)
# W/Y/H!
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 1 Mar 2012, 15:49, archived)
# Haha - he's rubbish!
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 15:52, archived)
# this is where that rocket launcher will finally come in handy
(augsav forgot about B3ta, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 16:21, archived)
# hahaha
someone needed to have a serious word with Boba's career advisor
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 16:28, archived)
# made my day
(whowotme nipple clamps, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 10:00, archived)
# haha
glad to be of service
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 15:54, archived)
# fucking brilliant
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 11:19, archived)
[challenge entry] Anything happens in that five minutes and I'm yours.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 15:14, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 15:37, archived)
# hooray for old people in cars!


I wonder if Acker Bilk is on the soundtrack, rather than Kavinsky and College?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 15:51, archived)
# This plays when he stamps a bingo-caller's skull in.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=7jzx664u5DA
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 15:54, archived)
# Coming soon...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 14:33, archived)
# He's my hero!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 14:59, archived)
# Everything seams in order here
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 15:04, archived)
# Oh, you replaced an 'e' with an 'a'.....................well done! \o/
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 15:14, archived)
# XD Thanks!! XD
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 16:56, archived)
# Cock throught the heart, and you're to blame
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 15:04, archived)
# Missed! 'Cos Rob's... got bad aim
bad aim
(I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Thu 1 Mar 2012, 15:28, archived)
# hahahaha
Cumming soon?

(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 15:06, archived)
# ^ Nice Camel Rob!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 15:14, archived)
# Hehehehehe
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 15:15, archived)
# pfft flirting with the naughty step
this is why the only pic I have online of myself is when I'm wearing a mask
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 16:31, archived)
[challenge entry] Fun fact: Goats in diving masks look like cows.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 14:20, archived)
# That is indeed a fun fact
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 14:29, archived)
# It will come in handy for next week's Cows challenge
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 14:37, archived)
# -future reply- That's just a goat in a diving mask.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 14:55, archived)
# With tits

/historical reply
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 15:05, archived)
# Two thousand zero zero party over.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 15:15, archived)
# but it slows the board down
and it's a Thursday!
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 14:51, archived)
# I was speeding like a loon on my bike yesterday

Admittedly, there were no goats in sight.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 15:03, archived)
# Maybe the cows ARE big goats?
Off to the farm!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 15:07, archived)
[challenge entry] No smut in this, and it'll last yer Manolos longer...
(I helped save b3ta! VicBrown I used to be narcoleptic but i'm alrig ,, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 13:59, archived)
# Look! I've done almost the exact opposite of the compo brief!
I had to get it out of my head. Sorry if you're eating. Sorry if you're not.

Just: sorry.


And yes: there is a site called ratemyvomit.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 13:49, archived)
# that needs a poo ninja
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 14:23, archived)
# This has made me giggle.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 14:32, archived)
# Webshooter.

(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 13:35, archived)
# He looks so proud of himself!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 13:39, archived)
# I thought he looked a bit cocky...
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Thu 1 Mar 2012, 13:46, archived)
# This isn't something I thought I'd be seeing
www.b3tards.com/u/e61aaed934d514db9231/orlywtf3.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 13:40, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 13:57, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 13:59, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 14:05, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 13:44, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 13:44, archived)
# something's tingling
(benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 13:45, archived)
# I loved the GIFs you did of him trying to remove his mask :-D
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 13:48, archived)
#
..........
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 13:54, archived)
# Haha
aceness
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 14:03, archived)
# Excellent :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 14:13, archived)
# Love them all!
Great work
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 15:09, archived)
# heh heh
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 15:18, archived)
# I love this.
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 13:58, archived)
# That is a lovely scrote compartment his suit has
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 15:06, archived)
# hahahahahahaha
too good
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 15:08, archived)
# Japanese pr0n
Best of all the pixellations
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Thu 1 Mar 2012, 13:48, archived)
# If the rain didn't get her, Mary Jane is cirtainly soaked by now
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 14:00, archived)
# Hooray! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 14:04, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 14:15, archived)
# I want to believe...
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Thu 1 Mar 2012, 14:22, archived)
# excellent :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 14:29, archived)
# I'd have liked Apollo 18 a LOT more if this happened.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 14:34, archived)
# fake !
shadows on spider-man are wrong
(augsav forgot about B3ta, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 16:41, archived)
# go web, go!
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 1 Mar 2012, 14:16, archived)
[challenge entry] have a smashing blouse!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 13:26, archived)
# Dancing With The Stars 1983?
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 13:29, archived)
# Hahaha
You know, if that cable was magenta...
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 13:33, archived)
# hahaha magenta rope...
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 13:34, archived)
# Comedy gold
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 14:16, archived)
# Ha ha!
That's excellent. I'm sure there would be a website about it by now if it had really been filmed that way.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 13:45, archived)
# hahaha :) Nice. I remember when she did Panto...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 13:46, archived)
# Bourbon skywalker?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 13:48, archived)
# haha crackin' :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 13:49, archived)
# *must... resist... temptation...to... repost.... failing... failing... FAILING*

(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 13:53, archived)
# Ha ha ha! Far too tempting..
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 13:56, archived)
# oh god, it's started... :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 14:12, archived)
# hahaha all these^ *click*
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 14:17, archived)
#

(SonofRojBlake, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 11:12, archived)
[challenge entry] Listen to these muddy funsters...
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Thu 1 Mar 2012, 13:18, archived)
# Straight out of compost
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 13:28, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 13:34, archived)
# Now,
Whether or not your urine stinks in that particularly vile manner is a genetic thing - some people's does and some does not - it is not a sliding scale.

I wonder if there is a predilection towards one or the other for different races?

Are West Indians more or less likely to have stinky piss after chowing down on some spears than, say, an Inuit?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 13:46, archived)
# Friend the Police!
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 13:48, archived)
[challenge entry] Ever get the feeling you've been cheated? Good night.
(I helped save b3ta! Raving Homasecsyouall the hours are good but the work sucks, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 13:05, archived)
# arf :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 13:24, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 13:44, archived)
[challenge entry] Turns out there aren't that many famous people from Hull


(pedants will have to ignore the fact Prescott is Welsh)
(I helped save b3ta! Notorious P I G is deep undercover and reporting back on, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 13:03, archived)
# Your mother sacks cooks in Hull, Carras
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 13:23, archived)
# Kingmaker and Nick Barmby.
If you know either of those things I'm embarrassed for you.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 13:59, archived)
[challenge entry] noooo!!...it was a jumbo strawberry ripple :(
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 12:57, archived)
# :'(
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 12:58, archived)
# it's ok, dont be sad, it wasnt really ice cream -- that was just photoshopped in
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 13:02, archived)
# It's more the spilt tea in the corner...
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 13:04, archived)
# oh!
:(
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 13:07, archived)
# *weeps uncontrollably*
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 13:08, archived)
# Also clicks and laughs,
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Thu 1 Mar 2012, 12:59, archived)
# haha :D
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 12:59, archived)
# his gluten-free fat-free sugar-free diet is causing quite a ruckus
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 13:01, archived)
# Highly amusing.
Though I seem to recall hearing it was raspberry juice, not strawberry... >tsk< >tsk<
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 13:03, archived)
# Food Fight!
(I helped save b3ta! Notorious P I G is deep undercover and reporting back on, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 13:03, archived)
# Pffft
With a capitol T.
(I helped save b3ta! Willmot laid a scotch egg, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 13:06, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 13:20, archived)
# hahaha
In space no one can eat ice cream!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 15:39, archived)
# Noon, peeps. What should I draw the'day?

(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 12:46, archived)
# Mutilated lips
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 12:47, archived)
# The Blarney Stone!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 12:49, archived)
# I lick my brain in silence :)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 12:51, archived)
# with tits
and the spittle of a million people
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 12:51, archived)
# Pineapple with tits.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 12:48, archived)
# 2 minutes late today
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 12:48, archived)
# A green one?
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 12:55, archived)
# Yeah :D
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 13:02, archived)
# ^ this
Each 'scale' on the pineapple is a tit. It would look quite nightmarish
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 12:58, archived)
#
nightmarish opposite of nightmarish.
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Thu 1 Mar 2012, 13:01, archived)
# Imagine knitting a bra for that
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 13:06, archived)
# B3ta user pineapple will be pleased
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 13:06, archived)
# a potato of doom
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 12:48, archived)
# A man walks across a dark, rainy car-park to his small family hatchback and settles into the nondescript interior with a sigh.
It has been a long day. A woman went insane in the dairy aisle and the smell of fermented dairy produce has somehow followed him to the car. He leans forward to start the engine and with a grimace realises his shoes are still coated in stinking, fruit yoghurt. He opens the window a little and then puts the blowers on to try and keep condensation off the windscreen. As the car pulls away into the rain, he thinks he sees a Japanese schoolgirl standing beside the hedgerow, but as the car headlights round on the space it turns out to be nothing more than a collection of plastic bags, dumped beside an already full recycling bin.

The deputy manager is late to collect his wife from the gymnasium where she works on the other side of the out of town retail park. He drives diagonally across the empty car park spaces, taking a short cut the wrong way across a roundabout to reach the gym quicker. Approaching the imposing grey composite and neon frontage, he is shocked to see his wife, sharing a cigarette with one of the other gym instructors. Pascal, the Frenchman, he sees with a mixture of anger and despair. They lean in toward each other and the deputy manager grips the steering wheel tightly, anticipating intimacy which doesn't come. He pulls the car round in a tight arc in front of the gym and brakes hard, surprising them. The deputy manager's wife slides into the passenger seat and wrinkles her nose at the smell. The deputy manager stares into the rear-view mirror in trembling fury as Pascal gets into the back. The smell of yoghurt mixes with the smell of high tar unfiltered French tobacco.

"We're giving Pascal a lift home.ā€ says his wife, latching her seatbelt.

The deputy manager says nothing, but lets his gaze linger over her toned thighs as he thumps the car clumsily into first gear and pulls away, the rhythm of the windscreen wipers slowly dulling his anger, pulling him back into a coma-like driving trance where he can ignore his wife flirting and the sleazy replies of the Frenchman still looming in the rear view mirror.

As they roll onto the bypass, he notices distantly the Frenchman's hand, rubbing his wife's buttock, massaging slowly, murmuring strongly accented words amid the wanton laughter of his wife. The deputy manager is suddenly overwhelmed by the smell of rotting dairy produce and French tobacco. He slews the car onto the hard shoulder and stumbles out of the car into blasting spray and honking horns. He staggers to the hard shoulder and across the barrier, vomiting hard, hot sick fountaining into the unkempt grass. The effort makes him sink to his knees, where he vomits again, the puke pouring out across his knees. He no longer cares. He has lost his wife to the Frenchman. He begins to sob.

A hand is laid on his shoulder. Through the rain and hot tears he sees it is the Frenchman, his face a knot of genuine concern. Beyond him, he can see his wife, still in the car, texting. The deputy manager stares at this tableau as an articulated lorry carrying stainless steel pilings meant for a new out of town development jack-knifes in the rain. The truck envelopes the small family hatchback containing his wife like a wave taking a sandcastle, shearing the top of the car away before it is lost in screaming, sparking metal and a spray of oily rain. The screeching of brakes and sound of more collisions reaches the deputy manager as he slowly curls up in the grass. Guiltily, he notes with satisfaction that the Frenchman has a high pitched, almost female scream.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 12:48, archived)
# *applauds*
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 12:51, archived)
# these are getting better and better
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 12:53, archived)
# Adding a paragraph a day?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 12:53, archived)
# BTW
www.b3ta.com/board/10705543#post10705734
What's do you mean?
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 12:56, archived)
# The Pig/Tuna hybrid?
It is the future.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 13:02, archived)
# I made it??
?_?
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 13:06, archived)
# you did?
XD Thanks XD
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 13:07, archived)
# What?
No you didn't.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 13:08, archived)
# he didn't?
XD Thanks XD
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 13:10, archived)
# "made me do it"
He's joking that you forced him to do it
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 13:23, archived)
# Bravo, mon frere.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 1 Mar 2012, 12:54, archived)
# Click click click clickitiy click click click...... click.
click.
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Thu 1 Mar 2012, 12:57, archived)
# With tits.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 12:57, archived)
# Also, these are is getting more graphic by the day :D
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 12:58, archived)
# Hmmmm

I think these are quite wonderful
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 13:37, archived)
# Well done sir!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 13:55, archived)
# treemendus stuff
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 14:00, archived)
# Bravo!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 14:03, archived)
# A tour de force
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 14:09, archived)
# The Pear of Anguish
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 12:49, archived)
# Plums of Rage!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 12:50, archived)
# I had those this morning.
Sat down too fast on an exercise bike.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 12:54, archived)
# I get them when I forget the khazi lid's down
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 12:57, archived)
# A loaf hassled by two blocks and two caterers
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 12:50, archived)
# A carpet fitter fighting Windy Miller.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 12:53, archived)
# Gary Glitter, Carpet Fitter.
Or 'Windy' Miller finally asking the pharmacist to recommend something...
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 13:06, archived)
# GOT IT!
Windy Miller, on the toilet, biting a towel and screaming as he unleashes pure fucking hell, after being constipated for most of his life.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 13:10, archived)
# A well-known movie/TV show/album cover with a Hairy White-Mouse in charge.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 12:56, archived)
# The Norse God of lightning relaxing in just his thunderpants.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 12:58, archived)
# Sylvester Stallone as Judge Dredd being whipped by a room full of hunchbacks and deaf-mutes using coathangers.
Or a pelican being surprise-sexed by a bear.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 1 Mar 2012, 12:58, archived)
# Frank Sinatra: Alien Hunter
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 12:59, archived)
# A bunny girl in a magicians hat
with tits
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 12:59, archived)
# A samurai chicken
fighting against a hoard of evil Swedish chefs.
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Thu 1 Mar 2012, 13:00, archived)
# Jesus Christ dying on the cross for our sins
with a massive boner
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 13:00, archived)
# There was no crucifiction.
He was found hanging from his belt, attached to the hanger rail in a wardrobe.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 1 Mar 2012, 13:04, archived)
# Devine stranglewank
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 13:32, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 14:04, archived)
# Raging for our sins
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 14:18, archived)
# "Little Jesus" has risen!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 14:24, archived)
# Old Gnus Telling Jokes.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 13:01, archived)
# The Lusty Argonian Maid
(David Carradine, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 13:03, archived)
# *googles "Argonian"*
What the f**k is that thing? A frog man?
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 13:05, archived)
# It's kind of a running gag from The Elder Scrolls
you have a chance to stumble upon a book of that title in most games of the series
Argonians are the series' saurian race

Edit: pfft, there's even a short transcript
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 1 Mar 2012, 13:11, archived)
# I tried to play Oblivion.
I thought it sucked.
Kinda like wandering around the English countryside, just less dangerous.
I'm more of a Fallout guy.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 13:15, archived)
# I also like Fallout better
but with all the bugs Bethesda manages to drown all their games in, I kinda felt home in Oblivion too :)

Edit: DO ANOTHER "HOW TO PLAY" PLEASE
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 1 Mar 2012, 13:17, archived)
# ^This. Shame about New Vegas feeling more like an expansion pack to FO3, than a fully-fledged game.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 13:19, archived)
# Agreed
although I like the whole 'guns' thing more than the 'swords and sorcery' thing anyway.
FO3 is one of my all-time favourite games but as ^he said there are SO MANY BUGS! How do these things ever get past quality control?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 13:31, archived)
# Promiscuous squirrels
with sti's
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 13:04, archived)
# Bastard stoats begat their cunting weasels
Promiscuous squirrels with their bagders
Ingrate voles condemned for all eternity
Before you see the mice, you must die.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 14:12, archived)
# a cockroach
with a cock and a roach

and tits
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ā‚ wā‚’ā‚™ā‚–y, wā‚įµ„y wā‚’ā‚™dā‚‘įµ£, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 13:06, archived)
# Tits with tits
(I helped save b3ta! Willmot laid a scotch egg, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 13:07, archived)
# Spiderman with cock hands.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 13:11, archived)
# SPIDERCOCK SHOOTS HIS STICKY WEB
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 1 Mar 2012, 13:15, archived)
# Yeah, then NYPD arrives on the scene
to find Spiderman has tied up the Green Goblin with hand-spaff. It's not a pretty sight.

"Hey Jenkins! Your wife knows all about this, am I right?" one cop says to the other, then they all laugh, then the credits roll.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 13:18, archived)
#
while making this noise
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 13:35, archived)
# :-D
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 13:16, archived)
# A Japanese cowboy
with tits
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 13:19, archived)
# Porno lady viking
On a street corner. Handing out free CD samples of rockabilly music while wearing a mankini.

Rockerbilly semi nude viking babe basically.


Or just draw Chloe and some woman squeezing a beachball between their chesticals in a department store.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 13:22, archived)
# hitler
shitting a pineapple

davy jones is wearing fishes as gloves and slapping a russian shot putter's surgically enhanced breasts with them.

in the background Michael Palin is attempting to the world record of putting marshmallows up a zebra's arse.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 13:48, archived)

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