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[challenge entry]
(grotpig, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 19:33, archived)
# He's not keen on that scotch egg.
Edit:
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 19:40, archived)
# Hahaha
I was just thinking the same.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 19:51, archived)
# I don't think he's even
taken a bite, yet!
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 19:58, archived)
# The smell must have put him off.
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 20:05, archived)
# Unusually crunchy 'egg' though.
Going by the face I mistook one for a suppository.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 20:21, archived)
[challenge entry] Scotchhedgegghog

And I thought they smelled bad on the outside.
(bluntpixel a bit pointless, Sun 11 Mar 2012, 9:29, archived)
# RIP JADE
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 20:15, archived)
# Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 20:17, archived)
# WIV D ANGLES
4EVA IN R HERTZ.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 21:00, archived)
# i dont know who that guy is
but i want to photoshop his face onto stuff
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 21:04, archived)
# Fill your boots, man!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 22:10, archived)
# :)
www.b3ta.com/board/10714738
(herman:D, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 22:58, archived)
# Well he says it's perfectly natural
(redphase, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 19:02, archived)
# noms
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 19:07, archived)
# Ye Gods!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 19:19, archived)
# pfft
if i weren't so lazy i would photoshop a nipple on that baby's head for some reason
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 19:24, archived)
# **ADBLOCKS**
just kidding :)

**FWAPS**
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 20:22, archived)
# bitty
(herman:D, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 20:38, archived)
# McBitty
(EricTViking, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 20:43, archived)
# hey, not bad for a first post
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Sun 11 Mar 2012, 0:04, archived)
[challenge entry]

Ginger hedgehogs are cunts
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 18:46, archived)
# You find them hibernating under cuntsheds no doubt.
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 18:51, archived)
# you can help him in the winter by putting out a bowl of cunt food
he laps it up
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 19:12, archived)
# what an internet cunt
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 18:52, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 18:54, archived)
# LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 18:56, archived)
# awww, bless.
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 18:59, archived)
# you don't know where his hands have been
O_o
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 19:10, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/10714640
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 19:11, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 19:30, archived)
# CHUMPANDA!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 19:30, archived)
# Not enough chump on the board these days
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 19:35, archived)
# indeed.
b3ta.com/board/10714501

Also, it's been over three years since I've seen Dugat on here.
I miss Dugat
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 19:39, archived)
#
www.haku.co.uk/b3ta/MilkDugat280.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 19:45, archived)
# YAY!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 19:48, archived)
# Oh
happy candl3 to you!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 19:49, archived)
# THX MFHA
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 20:06, archived)
# Happy b3day!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 19:57, archived)
# THX BLKHAT
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 20:06, archived)
#
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 20:41, archived)
# Oh, hell yeah.
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 20:45, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 19:57, archived)
# Phwoar!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 20:07, archived)
# haha Panda is speshal
:)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 19:34, archived)
# This is wonderful
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 20:32, archived)
# 8D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 22:11, archived)
# ummmm, 'SQUEEEEE'? :P
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 20:29, archived)
# hahaha :D
I had to google that
"the noise made by an over-excited Moggy when JJ posts a pic"
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 20:37, archived)
# ;)
www.b3ta.com/board/10714452
(herman:D, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 20:42, archived)
# :D
www.b3ta.com/board/10714452
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 20:55, archived)
[challenge entry] obligatory wickerhog
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Sat 10 Mar 2012, 17:49, archived)
# 'tis monstrous
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 18:16, archived)
# Heather and Ruby sing... A tisket a tasket
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tr_FXoOvGqM
(heatherlucy, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 16:46, archived)
# FUCK
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 16:48, archived)
# Hi, this isn't really the place to be spamming your song.
This part of the internet is for funny pictures.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 16:52, archived)
# ...and rainbow dinosaurs, and vote-rigging
ISN'T THAT RIGHT MU?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 17:03, archived)
# Oh no, we don't stand for vote rigging around here.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 17:07, archived)
# I NEVER FORGIVE
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 17:11, archived)
#

(No offence)
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sat 10 Mar 2012, 16:53, archived)
# I do like how they posted it here and on links, but not /talk.
They're not entirely stupid.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 16:54, archived)
# Ha ha.
I can almost hear the crackling of burning torches.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sat 10 Mar 2012, 17:00, archived)
# Oh wait... sorry! Bit of paper stuck in my cooling pad's fan.
Also, evening all.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 17:08, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 16:56, archived)
# and some from me

(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 17:07, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 16:57, archived)
# ...
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 16:58, archived)
# I guess we shouldn't encourage links by clicking them when they're posted on /board
but I checked this one out, and I have to admit,
fuck off and stick your stupid fucking tiny guitar up your smug jacksey.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 17:02, archived)
# hahaha
jacksey
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 17:03, archived)
# Oh Christ!
I only got to 10 secs and wanted to break my eardrums with a burning hammer.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sat 10 Mar 2012, 17:04, archived)
# Yeah, it ought to come with a free burning hammer for every 'listener'.
In fact maybe this is some kind of clever scheme to promote burning hammers.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 17:06, archived)
# Yeah I was about the same.
What church do you think they normally play in?:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 17:07, archived)
# I managed about 14 seconds
Couldn't be more smug if they had orange juice and a croissant!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 17:06, archived)
# I don't know, I'm rather enjoying the outflow of malice and bile.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 17:17, archived)
# Hahahah I know, I know,
we all love it really
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 17:23, archived)
# hi, if anywhere you should have posted this on the links page
b3ta.com/links/
you could also check out the FAQ while you are browsing the site
b3ta.com/features/faq/
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 17:03, archived)
# It is on the links board.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 17:05, archived)
# yeah, just been there.
spam spam spam spam, spam spam spam spam
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 17:07, archived)
# Yes.
Hello new person. Please read the fuckoffandneverbotherhumanityagain!!!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 17:11, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 17:03, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 17:04, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sat 10 Mar 2012, 17:06, archived)
# here kitty

(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 17:09, archived)
#
(Bad Monkey hasn't had an abusive gaz since, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 18:46, archived)
# How very nice.
It needs just a little work on the sound quality. And the timing. And maybe the pitch. It was slightly out of tune, and the harmony wasn't great.
I did like the flowers though, nice touch.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 17:15, archived)
# Who are you to judge? Where are all your music vide...
Oh.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 17:18, archived)
# Ha ha!
I was only being bitchy because it is spam. On the /links board I would say nothing.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 17:23, archived)
# your friends must be big fans of your stuff. bear in mind they may have ulterior motives.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 17:34, archived)
# another cunt with a ukulele
NEXT
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 18:06, archived)
# a cunt with a trombone
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 18:14, archived)
# oh fuck
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 18:46, archived)
# HAHAHAHA!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 19:00, archived)
# hahaha! ^this
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 19:54, archived)
# FP material right there
not really, but still loaded with yuks
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 21:47, archived)
# k thx bai
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 18:09, archived)
# Are you the one on the left or the one on the right?
I'm trying to decide which one of you I should take up the shitter before giving the other a Dirty Sanchez.
Knowing which of you is a /board spamming cunt might help my decision making process is all.
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 18:50, archived)
# Pope called.
His message was Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.


(I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 19:44, archived)
# i don't come on /board much nowadays, more of a /links person
but i really do miss these public floggings. fantastic to have caught one by chance. it's like watching an attenborough documentary.
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 23:08, archived)
# Both of these twats need a croissant and glass of wine each.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 23:30, archived)
[challenge entry] sledgehog
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 16:37, archived)
# That was foolish of us wasn't it?
Posting our arts just before Heather and Ruby's song trolled up the board for the rest of the afternoon.
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 17:01, archived)
# Yes, but
have a woo! anyway :@ )
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 17:06, archived)
# yep, a day in the life of b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 17:11, archived)
[challenge entry] Winter is coming...

...time to hibernate
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 16:22, archived)
# he sniffs the arse
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 16:42, archived)
# I like this.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 17:23, archived)
# Thank you
Nice of you to scroll far enough past all the boiling piss to notice
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 17:27, archived)
# Nicely done.
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 17:55, archived)
# woo
nicely done
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 18:07, archived)
# One of these.

And for those watching in broadband: click away now.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 15:45, archived)
# is it a hedgehog?
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 15:48, archived)
# Yes*
*No
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 15:48, archived)
# Aaah
glad we got that sorted out
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 16:13, archived)
# I'm only here to help :-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 16:17, archived)
# nice pic of pangolin's anal regions
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 16:01, archived)
# Ewwww!
In other news: Hello, you!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 16:02, archived)
# hello :)
how's you?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 16:09, archived)
# Positively Beaming, thanks!
And your good self? or even your bad self... ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 16:11, archived)
# not bad, not bad
waiting for my sister to finish her coffee and fag so i can get a lift home
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 16:14, archived)
# ooo, time to go!
'bye!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 16:17, archived)
# *waves*
Laters!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 16:17, archived)
# It looks a bit like one of those, but the other way up?
Wooning jpg!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 16:10, archived)
# AARGH SELF-REPLICATING MONOLITHS!
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 16:12, archived)
# And they're waiting
Under your bed....
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 16:13, archived)
# My prized collection of Reader's Monoliths magazines.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 16:21, archived)
# hahaha!
Euphemism-tastic!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 16:30, archived)
# Excellent!
And, there even seems to be one triangular pool of boiling piss, just left of top centre!!
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 20:24, archived)
# been away not found any humous came back!
(cheebatv, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 15:21, archived)
# Hahahahha I rather like this.
The witty juxtaposition of inviting us to consider our mortality through the medium of a potato is wonderful.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 15:38, archived)
# I approve.
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 17:57, archived)
# :D Unicornet
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 14:19, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Let Kylieball ensure!!!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 14:23, archived)
# \:D/
Professor Brian Cox Team FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 14:26, archived)
# Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 14:24, archived)
# ^ CANDLES!
Happy 6 years, 11 months and 30 days

CAKE
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 14:25, archived)
# Ta Wobbly.
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 14:27, archived)
# ?
dave Jeremy

also, NOON maiden!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 14:24, archived)
# Noon Wobbly
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 14:27, archived)
# horse cream?
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 14:28, archived)
# Hahaha
(herman:D, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 14:30, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Antubis right round, like a record, lion, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 14:31, archived)
# Moggy is a horse?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 14:40, archived)
# Mature equine cheese = Frenchman's dream come true.
Chuck in a bit of slug chutney and they're busy for a couple of days.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 14:49, archived)
# Fucking unicorns
no sense of humour.

I like to think Dave ordered a 99 and is saving the flake for a follow up Groucho Marx gag.
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder โ‚ wโ‚’โ‚™โ‚–y, wโ‚แตฅy wโ‚’โ‚™dโ‚‘แตฃ, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 15:24, archived)
# Arf!
Nicely done....
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 15:51, archived)
# Since it's my b3taday, i thought i'd better make something.


TA-DA!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 13:55, archived)
# good god!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 13:57, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 14:26, archived)
# It's lovely
what is it?
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 14:27, archived)
# huh?! oh!
ummm, it's viewed by many cultures as a powerful and omnipresent being.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 14:42, archived)
# Really? and it has half of Will Smith's face?
why am I not surprised?
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 14:45, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 14:55, archived)
# :)
(herman:D, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 14:02, archived)
# yay!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 14:04, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 14:08, archived)
[challenge entry] Ta.
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 14:10, archived)
# CAYKE!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 14:23, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 14:24, archived)
# Happy day of candles! :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 14:42, archived)
# Fanks mister!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 14:43, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Sat 10 Mar 2012, 15:22, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 17:47, archived)
[challenge entry] :)
(herman:D, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 13:54, archived)
# ha! lovely.
Sorry i just posted on top of you...
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 13:56, archived)
# foody OSs
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 13:14, archived)
# Big Macos fries to go for me please
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 13:25, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 13:29, archived)
# Hahaha Nach-os!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 13:30, archived)
# i saw this the other day:...
www.roadsideamerica.com/tip/4116

...it actually made me have a mini panic attack
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 13:36, archived)
# eep!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 14:16, archived)
# "Well, well, well, look what the hedgehog dragged in"
(Claude Speed was a Roman called Claudius Speedicus, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 12:18, archived)
# .
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(chopchopchopchop chopchopchopchopchopchopchop, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 12:08, archived)
# Hahahaha
Don't give it to him, he'll only spend it on 'nanas!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 12:11, archived)
# ;)
(chopchopchopchop chopchopchopchopchopchopchop, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 12:12, archived)
# Nice work.
Good to see you posting here again.
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 13:30, archived)
# ^This and
happyb3taday:)
(herman:D, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 13:49, archived)
# Cheers herman:D!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 13:51, archived)
# thanks mate! happy bday!
(chopchopchopchop chopchopchopchopchopchopchop, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 15:40, archived)
# cool style!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 13:39, archived)
# The customer is always right-eous...
(EricTViking, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 11:52, archived)
# I prefer to poo at Pauls house
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 12:13, archived)
# Non-tattyshop but took a bit of work regardless.
I've got some egomaniac estate agent with a huge advert with his picture saying:
'Do you know this man?
Yes it's Toby Brown.
Prince of estate agents.'

I make it my daily duty to change the sign. The best part is when he walks past, sees it and rips it down in a hissy fit.


So far he's had a Hitler moustache and a Rimmer holographic H.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 11:42, archived)
# tomorrow put a "nobody expects the spanish inquisition!" pointy beard on him
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Sat 10 Mar 2012, 11:49, archived)
# It's Spock ears tomorrow:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 11:51, archived)
# Paste over the entire right side
with a tory-esque "We can't go on like this..." poster :D
(Lister of Smeg No talking. No smoking. Follow the orange line, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 11:54, archived)
# WOuld take a hell of a lot of time Today's was about 30 minutes work.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 11:59, archived)
# put down the crayons and buy a printer
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 13:57, archived)
# It's a very big sign:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 14:47, archived)
# or you could post over the name and website
with the name of a rival estate agents....
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Sat 10 Mar 2012, 11:57, archived)
# I want to know how long before he starts taking out the sign:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 12:16, archived)
# slow week at work?
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 11:49, archived)
# Naaa
I always have time however for arrogant arseholes who put a picture of their face, four foot big, right outside me window.:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 12:16, archived)
# and the day after that: fisting for Jesus
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 11:49, archived)
# haha he wants to keep it clean though :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 12:06, archived)
# Better avoid the ones with diarrhea then
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 12:15, archived)
# Love it.
Take a video next time he attacks it.
(Lister of Smeg No talking. No smoking. Follow the orange line, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 11:53, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 12:00, archived)
# BEst thing is every half hour it's out there a good 300-400 people would've seen it. :P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 12:17, archived)
# please
(pikey, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 15:20, archived)
# change web address to lemon party etc?
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 12:05, archived)
# Hahaha
Yeah trying to keep It socially acceptable.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 12:07, archived)
# You could do an Alan Partridge tribute "Smell My Cheese!"
or "I'm a Tiger, GRRRRR!"
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 12:07, archived)
# How about Cock Piss Brown?
(EricTViking, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 16:05, archived)
# ha ha ha!
put some Geordie La'Forge specs on 'im
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 12:43, archived)
# Tempting;D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 13:00, archived)
# DO YOU KNOW THIS MAN?
HE'S AN UNDERPERFORMING RACIST ESTATE AGENT.
NEEDS WORK, BUT THE VIEWS ARE BREATHTAKING.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 13:01, archived)
#
badum-tish.com/
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 13:29, archived)
# IF YOU SEE HIM
CALL CRIMESTOPPERS ON
0800 555 111
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sat 10 Mar 2012, 13:46, archived)
# Yes!
Do this
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 16:27, archived)
# another idea:
pirate hat
eye patch
parrot
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sat 10 Mar 2012, 13:49, archived)
# YES! the comedy gold standard
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 14:13, archived)
# This will be done tomorrow.
I shall post it for you:D

They've taken today's down now.:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 14:17, archived)
# Surely vampire fangs dripping with blood have to be done?
and/or Frankenstein bolts and scars?
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 14:35, archived)
# actually, looking at him again...
...he needs Harry Potter specs and a lightning shaped scar
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 14:39, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 15:11, archived)
# hahaha, that works
although the lightning scar looks more like a cum stain.
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder โ‚ wโ‚’โ‚™โ‚–y, wโ‚แตฅy wโ‚’โ‚™dโ‚‘แตฃ, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 15:19, archived)
# take it as you will...
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 15:21, archived)
# Do you know this teapot ?
tlc... SURREAL Estate Agents
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder โ‚ wโ‚’โ‚™โ‚–y, wโ‚แตฅy wโ‚’โ‚™dโ‚‘แตฃ, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 14:41, archived)
# you are sooo gonna to caught
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 14:43, archived)
# It's not permanent.
There's nothing they can do.
They also deserve it for the two open ended ellipsis!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 14:48, archived)
# I.T.Y.M. 'ellipses'
H.T.H. H.A.N.D.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 14:55, archived)
# Estate agents are cunts
stick Robs face on it :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 14:43, archived)
# ^ this
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 14:54, archived)
# SATAN
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder โ‚ wโ‚’โ‚™โ‚–y, wโ‚แตฅy wโ‚’โ‚™dโ‚‘แตฃ, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 14:56, archived)
# the possibilities are endless
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 15:24, archived)
# this would make a good meme and/or image challenge
but it appears this guy is enough of an egomaniac already.

Nice clown work.
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder โ‚ wโ‚’โ‚™โ‚–y, wโ‚แตฅy wโ‚’โ‚™dโ‚‘แตฃ, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 15:33, archived)
# he actually looks kinda sexy in a yiffy way with those whiskers and cat ears
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 16:11, archived)
# Here on the Streets Where you Live
He's trying to make himself sound like a repeat-offending paedo.

I think today should bring him a massive crimson cock, emanating juices, from his forehead......

.....the fucking egotistical estate agent wanker.

This makes me hate them all even more. If that's possible.
(Mao's stepson is doing his bit for East/West relation's, Sun 11 Mar 2012, 7:32, archived)
# Apologies.
I forgot to say, ''Damn fine job!''
(Mao's stepson is doing his bit for East/West relation's, Sun 11 Mar 2012, 7:33, archived)
[challenge entry] nowt like a hog toss


Click for bigger (58 kb)
(grotpig, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 11:37, archived)
# she doesn't look Japanese to me
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 11:49, archived)
# i know a similar one has bindun
but i thought i'd do mine anyway

(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 10:43, archived)
# hahaha
very good!
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Sat 10 Mar 2012, 11:58, archived)
# thank you
it took me a while to work out how to do the open door
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 12:28, archived)
# Excellent 'shopping.
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 13:31, archived)
# Nice one
Mind if I borrow this?
(I helped save b3ta! Notorious P I G is deep undercover and reporting back on, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 15:30, archived)
# go for it
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 11 Mar 2012, 5:11, archived)

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