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[challenge entry] sweet
(mcmike Messed his pants badly on, Sat 24 Mar 2012, 13:34, archived)
#





(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sat 24 Mar 2012, 13:37, archived)
# @_@











(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 24 Mar 2012, 13:40, archived)
# Ooh.
Does it tile?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sat 24 Mar 2012, 13:45, archived)
# only just
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 24 Mar 2012, 13:46, archived)
# who deleated a poast
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 24 Mar 2012, 14:17, archived)
# where?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 24 Mar 2012, 14:18, archived)
# POSTY DELETER!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 24 Mar 2012, 14:37, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sat 24 Mar 2012, 17:31, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 24 Mar 2012, 13:37, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 24 Mar 2012, 13:41, archived)
# I like where this isn't going
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 24 Mar 2012, 14:12, archived)
# I can't see where it is going
I've got a peapod over my eyes
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 24 Mar 2012, 14:17, archived)
# *crashes*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 24 Mar 2012, 14:25, archived)
# *burns*
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 24 Mar 2012, 14:31, archived)
# *bums*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 24 Mar 2012, 14:44, archived)
# i dont get it
(benito vaselini no not that one, Sat 24 Mar 2012, 13:39, archived)
# Can you see the irony?

Mod edit - images under 100k cheers, use click for bigger if need be
(Hauptman Von Butter Kasse You are all a bunch of mincing pansies, Sat 24 Mar 2012, 13:31, archived)
# yes
I can see it from the moon.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 24 Mar 2012, 13:32, archived)
# TITAN'S MOON
Edit: Oh yeah, Titan is a moon. Whoops.
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Sat 24 Mar 2012, 13:34, archived)
# MOONS MOON!
Is that scottish slang?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 24 Mar 2012, 13:36, archived)
# Thur's a moon's moon aboot this moon!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Sat 24 Mar 2012, 14:09, archived)
# That's like
'For Auld Lang's Syne'
which I think translates as: For the sake of old time's sake
but I might be wrong...
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Sat 24 Mar 2012, 14:45, archived)
# haha
(mcmike Messed his pants badly on, Sat 24 Mar 2012, 13:37, archived)
# yes, it is slightly damaged too
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 24 Mar 2012, 13:38, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 24 Mar 2012, 13:42, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 24 Mar 2012, 15:02, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! TheVillage Idiot Kiss me, Fatty!!!, Sat 24 Mar 2012, 12:24, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 24 Mar 2012, 12:27, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 24 Mar 2012, 12:29, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 24 Mar 2012, 12:31, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 24 Mar 2012, 12:37, archived)
# hahahah
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 24 Mar 2012, 12:39, archived)
# Ahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 24 Mar 2012, 15:13, archived)
# ARF!
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sat 24 Mar 2012, 15:28, archived)
# Moggy has created a bandwagon! Who'dve thought, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sat 24 Mar 2012, 12:38, archived)
# Now it's just a case of how long it'll last.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 24 Mar 2012, 12:43, archived)
# until I get bored I expect
unless anyone else gets on it.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 24 Mar 2012, 12:43, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 24 Mar 2012, 12:46, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 24 Mar 2012, 12:49, archived)
# Can you put the pea pod on that lass with 3 tits from total recall?
Im too lazy, and im going out in a bit.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sat 24 Mar 2012, 12:50, archived)
# here you go
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 24 Mar 2012, 12:53, archived)
# braveaux!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sat 24 Mar 2012, 12:57, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 24 Mar 2012, 13:00, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 24 Mar 2012, 13:04, archived)
# Haha :D
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Sat 24 Mar 2012, 13:34, archived)
# Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 24 Mar 2012, 13:44, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 24 Mar 2012, 14:12, archived)
# winner!
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 24 Mar 2012, 16:29, archived)
# There she is!
The triple-breasted whore of Eroticon 6!
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Sat 24 Mar 2012, 17:38, archived)
# possibly NSFW
s2.b3ta.com/host/creative/33432/1332592951/Untitled3.jpg

I think I made myself a bit ill there.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 24 Mar 2012, 12:43, archived)
# It's a shame I don't have the skill to shop
Space Poddesy

"Open the pod bay doors, Hal!"

Edit: Ah, mr_horible beat me to it
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Sat 24 Mar 2012, 13:35, archived)
# the hivemind strikes again
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 24 Mar 2012, 13:48, archived)
# thats better!
(I helped save b3ta! skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!, Sat 24 Mar 2012, 12:32, archived)
# hahahahah
PENIS GOURD!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 24 Mar 2012, 12:33, archived)
# i feel a bandwagon coming on!
***sorry***
(I helped save b3ta! skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!, Sat 24 Mar 2012, 12:36, archived)
# a bandwagon, maybe
a meme takes a lot more than me spamming the board with stupid pictures.

Well, then there's Hulk 9/11 I spose.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 24 Mar 2012, 12:38, archived)
# ponder, limes
ponder the peapod, it is of the colour of limes

ponder, that it could resemble 3 limes

that means it could have 3 times the power of limes.

I remember limes.

How many days that lasted until it's last drop was squeezed, it was even longer than 50ft woman :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 24 Mar 2012, 13:01, archived)
# LIMES!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 24 Mar 2012, 13:06, archived)
# LIMES!

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 24 Mar 2012, 13:15, archived)
# LIMES!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 24 Mar 2012, 13:16, archived)
# LIMES

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 24 Mar 2012, 13:31, archived)
# LIMES!

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 24 Mar 2012, 13:42, archived)
# LIMES

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 24 Mar 2012, 13:46, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 24 Mar 2012, 19:11, archived)
# ah! so relaxing!
(I helped save b3ta! skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!, Sat 24 Mar 2012, 13:10, archived)
# YES
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 24 Mar 2012, 13:12, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 24 Mar 2012, 13:22, archived)
# open the what
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 24 Mar 2012, 13:25, archived)
# MY GOD, IT'S FULL OF PEAS!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 24 Mar 2012, 13:33, archived)
# Awesomeness Peapod Machine Dog.

and contents.


Inspired... www.youtube.com/watch?v=jfEHiYXWvUY
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Sat 24 Mar 2012, 11:21, archived)
# I don't know why, but this made me laugh
everyone needs peapod dogs.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 24 Mar 2012, 11:26, archived)
# see?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 24 Mar 2012, 11:31, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 24 Mar 2012, 11:33, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 24 Mar 2012, 11:36, archived)
# I think this peapod eyepiece would suit Gary Busey

EDIT: See!
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sat 24 Mar 2012, 11:37, archived)
# hahaha
don't forget the !
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 24 Mar 2012, 11:41, archived)
# I'm not going back for that
He's own his own now
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sat 24 Mar 2012, 11:43, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 24 Mar 2012, 11:37, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 24 Mar 2012, 11:40, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sat 24 Mar 2012, 11:40, archived)
# Now he looks like
SPACE HITLER!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 24 Mar 2012, 11:44, archived)
[challenge entry] I found this. I think it should win the podco
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 24 Mar 2012, 11:47, archived)
# FTW
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 24 Mar 2012, 11:48, archived)
# hahaha fuck
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 24 Mar 2012, 11:50, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sat 24 Mar 2012, 11:51, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sat 24 Mar 2012, 11:54, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 24 Mar 2012, 11:57, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 24 Mar 2012, 12:21, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 24 Mar 2012, 12:34, archived)
# Don't cross the memes!
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Sat 24 Mar 2012, 17:41, archived)
# Yes
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 24 Mar 2012, 19:24, archived)
# haha!
never has john prescott looked more like geordi la forge
(benito vaselini no not that one, Sat 24 Mar 2012, 11:41, archived)
# Ohh Nice!! Masterpiece!! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Sat 24 Mar 2012, 11:37, archived)
# Genius!
This will revolutionise the art of warfare
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sat 24 Mar 2012, 11:30, archived)
# XD Yays!!
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Sat 24 Mar 2012, 11:37, archived)
# I dont understand
but i like it. Good to see E.T. making a cameo
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sat 24 Mar 2012, 11:34, archived)
# XD
Yeah!! ^^ I love E.T. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Sat 24 Mar 2012, 11:40, archived)
# Peas, in a new thread!!!!

Also: The peas in bottom right pic look like Jeremy Horse Annoying Eyes.

^ FACT
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 24 Mar 2012, 11:45, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 24 Mar 2012, 12:04, archived)
# Hahaha...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 24 Mar 2012, 19:19, archived)
# HAHAhahahahahha


That's just perfect.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 24 Mar 2012, 11:50, archived)
# =]
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sat 24 Mar 2012, 11:54, archived)
# Ha ha! I followed the You Tube link, and it all made sense. But for once I didn't skip the advert...
Keith Harris and Orville rapping FTW! Best advert ever.
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Sat 24 Mar 2012, 11:55, archived)
# I don't know how
but the link made this make sense. *applauds*
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 24 Mar 2012, 12:00, archived)
# I like posts which make absolutely no sense but still make me laugh
(I helped save b3ta! Antubis right round, like a record, lion, Sat 24 Mar 2012, 12:07, archived)
# Peapod Machine Dog is full of some kind of awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sat 24 Mar 2012, 15:37, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 24 Mar 2012, 17:39, archived)
# Great vid...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 24 Mar 2012, 19:13, archived)
[challenge entry] The founders were huge fans of Only Fools and Horses...

(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sat 24 Mar 2012, 11:16, archived)
# posting another front page there monkeon
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 24 Mar 2012, 11:19, archived)
# I like this
So that's what I'll post, and click
(I helped save b3ta! Antubis right round, like a record, lion, Sat 24 Mar 2012, 12:15, archived)
# your brain is a marvellous place
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 24 Mar 2012, 13:02, archived)
[challenge entry] you have to be
(hamble, Sat 24 Mar 2012, 11:09, archived)
# NOW IN 3D!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Sat 24 Mar 2012, 11:10, archived)
# THREAD DELETION IMMINENT
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 24 Mar 2012, 11:15, archived)
# 3 - 2 - 1 --------------------------------------------------------
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Sat 24 Mar 2012, 11:28, archived)
# nice mirroring algorythm you've used there
how did you do it?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 24 Mar 2012, 11:16, archived)
# The darkest of majicks
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Sat 24 Mar 2012, 11:29, archived)
# don't thread this delete
it'll wit fill boat fill wwitllfm.!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 24 Mar 2012, 11:52, archived)
# Gnu Oy Evil? I don't get it.
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Sat 24 Mar 2012, 11:57, archived)
# you have to be
(hamble, Sat 24 Mar 2012, 11:07, archived)
# NOW IN 3D!!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Sat 24 Mar 2012, 11:10, archived)
# THREAD DELETION IMMINENT
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sat 24 Mar 2012, 11:14, archived)
# 3 - 2 - 1 --------------------------------------------------------
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 24 Mar 2012, 11:15, archived)
# don't delete this thread!
it'll fill up with witty witty and people will be sad if it goes
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 24 Mar 2012, 11:51, archived)
# Ok, I'm here
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 24 Mar 2012, 12:35, archived)
# fuck yeah!
did you bring an array of snacks?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 24 Mar 2012, 13:02, archived)
[challenge entry] Deep inside...
(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Sat 24 Mar 2012, 8:04, archived)
# Something NWIOT that came to mind whilst sitting in traffic
(An eejit passing by in a purple satin skirt with sparkly bits, Sat 24 Mar 2012, 10:19, archived)
# this made me laugh
I miss skoda jokes
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder โ‚ wโ‚’โ‚™โ‚–y, wโ‚แตฅy wโ‚’โ‚™dโ‚‘แตฃ, Sat 24 Mar 2012, 10:32, archived)
# Fake....no ring.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Sat 24 Mar 2012, 10:58, archived)
# IT'S THE WEEKEND!!!!!!! WAKE UP B3TA!!!! (You little sleepy heads)
What are you doing this weekend?
Oh and birthday wishes to Sharon Corr, Alyson Hannigan and Steve McQueen.

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 24 Mar 2012, 7:15, archived)
# Corr!
Lully ladies Wobbly :)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Sat 24 Mar 2012, 7:24, archived)
# Cheers
It is also Megyn Price's birthday and she has a special message, just for you..
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 24 Mar 2012, 7:30, archived)
# haha
Good ning indeed :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Sat 24 Mar 2012, 7:31, archived)
# ^ He is lovely, but can it be milked?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 24 Mar 2012, 7:50, archived)
# needs tits :)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Sat 24 Mar 2012, 7:53, archived)
# Everything needs tits
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 24 Mar 2012, 7:54, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Sat 24 Mar 2012, 7:59, archived)
# Is this some form of goal scoring celebration?
(I helped save b3ta! Nun The Wiser : My middle name's still RIS, Sat 24 Mar 2012, 8:33, archived)
# ilikethis Ning :)
(herman:D, Sat 24 Mar 2012, 10:09, archived)
# Happy birthday McQueen :)Ning wobbly
(herman:D, Sat 24 Mar 2012, 9:59, archived)
#
taking the mrs out to the fucking next sale :( bye bye
(herman:D, Sat 24 Mar 2012, 10:06, archived)
# ^ Thems
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 24 Mar 2012, 11:42, archived)
# This one time, at band camp...
Ning, Wobbly!
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Sat 24 Mar 2012, 17:43, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Sat 24 Mar 2012, 1:53, archived)
# christmassy!
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 24 Mar 2012, 2:07, archived)
# You noticed! Seemed like a celebration was a bit needed.
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Sat 24 Mar 2012, 2:08, archived)
# yeah, people don't make a big deal about christmas anymore
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 24 Mar 2012, 6:39, archived)
# *makes the wee-eee-ooo of the rotating light thing*
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sat 24 Mar 2012, 2:11, archived)
# I think I've had too much to drink. Thank god.
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Sat 24 Mar 2012, 2:12, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sat 24 Mar 2012, 3:04, archived)
# More like .......
www.youtube.com/watch?v=12oCbaTsBSU
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Sat 24 Mar 2012, 3:14, archived)
# :) Shatner Jizz
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Sat 24 Mar 2012, 7:45, archived)
# A clue Watson! :D
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Sat 24 Mar 2012, 13:50, archived)
[challenge entry] I hate them


Click for bigger (82 kb)
(moistness, Sat 24 Mar 2012, 1:10, archived)
# clearly fuckwits
what the fuck are you bollocking on about?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 24 Mar 2012, 1:12, archived)
# You're not from round these parts are you?
(moistness, Sat 24 Mar 2012, 1:13, archived)
# An estate agents called foxtons, i believe
Dunno if its London thing
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sat 24 Mar 2012, 1:16, archived)
# try posting them all in one thread, or wait a bit longer between posts
you cunt
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 24 Mar 2012, 1:12, archived)
# I'm the only one keeping this board alive at the moment
I remember the old days when there were regular postings even through the night. Now you'll be lucky to see two an hour.
siteanalytics.compete.com/b3ta.com/
Bloody newbies.
(moistness, Sat 24 Mar 2012, 1:17, archived)
# not really
this means i know have to go trawling through the archive to see what was posted last night, because you've decided to post multiple shitty threads
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 24 Mar 2012, 1:19, archived)
# keeping the board alive with 7 posts in the last 7 days, 241 posts in just under 7 years
FIGHT THE GOOD FIGHT SOLDIER
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sat 24 Mar 2012, 1:27, archived)
# Thank you
Comrade.
(moistness, Sat 24 Mar 2012, 1:37, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sat 24 Mar 2012, 1:41, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sat 24 Mar 2012, 1:53, archived)
# Aye. Not as many around late anymore.
Used to have five or six on out of a pool of a couple dozen or so.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sat 24 Mar 2012, 1:45, archived)
# I'll be back in action soon
Just dealing with a couple distractions at the moment.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sat 24 Mar 2012, 1:53, archived)
# I hear ya. Got some myself.
Seems a confluence of bother has hit us all,
figurative and in Gruntpain's case literally.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sat 24 Mar 2012, 2:03, archived)
# clearly you mean fuckwit!
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 24 Mar 2012, 1:17, archived)
[challenge entry] Gay shops
(moistness, Sat 24 Mar 2012, 1:09, archived)
# :-D
Nicely done.
What about "peacocks"?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sat 24 Mar 2012, 1:11, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! intesvensk can't recall when I last checked the newsletter, Sat 24 Mar 2012, 6:12, archived)
[challenge entry] "Say what you see"
(moistness, Sat 24 Mar 2012, 1:06, archived)
# ASBO
Do i win?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sat 24 Mar 2012, 1:09, archived)
# If you already have one
Please return the prize for another contestant.
(moistness, Sat 24 Mar 2012, 1:12, archived)
# JUICE FAH DA JAVIERL II : PENULTIMATE PRESPREAD



Best Superman baddie?






spotify:track:7D88UPDgOxn32w8gqBcCWv (Cuddly Toy by Roachford)
spotify:track:1q9l6c8bAzqWcvO3DM6FsR (I Don't Feel Like Dancin' by Scissor Sisters)
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 24 Mar 2012, 0:26, archived)
# NEIL BEFOAR SOD
You are a mentals.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sat 24 Mar 2012, 0:29, archived)
# CUM, JUREX, KNEEEEEEEL, BEFORE SOD!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 24 Mar 2012, 0:30, archived)
# this is what i'm talking about
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Sat 24 Mar 2012, 0:39, archived)
# stayin soft as a mouse in a big sexy tvat
is, tricky


(high praise indeed, i love the cream-scene you did mit Ricky Von Wolfphista)
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 24 Mar 2012, 0:42, archived)
# hahaha, nuts
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Sat 24 Mar 2012, 0:42, archived)
# tanks
good goof
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 24 Mar 2012, 0:49, archived)
# I LIKE FUN! ALMOST AS MUCH AS I LIKE... ... ...[/;-p ... ... FEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESH!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sat 24 Mar 2012, 0:50, archived)
# YU FUCKIN BY MA FUCKIN TREE FIDDY BUDAKAI
NO DISCUNT FAH PENULTIMATE
spotify:track:0k2GOhqsrxDTAbFFSdNJjT (Temperature by Sean Paul)
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 24 Mar 2012, 0:56, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Sat 24 Mar 2012, 11:39, archived)
# Roachford?
YOU'RE WIRED UP ALL WRONG
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sat 24 Mar 2012, 0:58, archived)
# I will only do shoft cock now
spotify:track:7C86DVl6REN8VPeGEMOf9q (Get Busy by Sean Paul)
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 24 Mar 2012, 1:00, archived)
# shoft cock now?
YOU'RE INCORRECTLY PLUMBED
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sat 24 Mar 2012, 1:02, archived)
# good juice
ta la

spotify:track:4GiGKbfMhy4fILu7VtTNeR (Fools Gold by The Stone Roses)
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 24 Mar 2012, 1:06, archived)
# Fool's Gold?
NICE UTILITIES
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sat 24 Mar 2012, 1:16, archived)
[challenge entry] I think this accurately describes most of their programmes
(I helped save b3ta! revolution now ๐Ÿ‘Š, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 23:47, archived)
[challenge entry] spluff
(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 23:54, archived)
# oh and this
(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 23:58, archived)
#
hehe, nice one
(I helped save b3ta! revolution now ๐Ÿ‘Š, Sat 24 Mar 2012, 0:02, archived)
# Surely
Number six . . ?
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Sat 24 Mar 2012, 6:08, archived)
[challenge entry]
(moistness, Sat 24 Mar 2012, 1:02, archived)
# Four.... Wood!

* As in Phwoor, Would
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 24 Mar 2012, 6:10, archived)
#
(herman:D, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 23:37, archived)
# hamina hamina hamina hamina hamina hamina hamina
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 23:39, archived)
# Get it out of ma head!
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Fri 23 Mar 2012, 23:42, archived)
# Hahaha
fucking superb
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sat 24 Mar 2012, 0:18, archived)
# what a sexy FUCK
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sat 24 Mar 2012, 0:18, archived)
# this is dunkin my biscuits
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Sat 24 Mar 2012, 0:44, archived)
[challenge entry]
(1.618..., Fri 23 Mar 2012, 22:56, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 22:58, archived)
# You appear to have forgotten to add some words.
You can find plenty here if you're struggling:
www.oed.com/
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 23 Mar 2012, 23:04, archived)
# he dog a dolg, thats all
(1.618..., Fri 23 Mar 2012, 23:06, archived)
# *passes tissues*
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 23 Mar 2012, 23:17, archived)
# "Oh, he didn't clear the bar at the third attempt"
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 23 Mar 2012, 23:03, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Fri 23 Mar 2012, 23:17, archived)
# right
i'm off to bed

night all!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 22:40, archived)
# I hope you're leaving us to take pictures of your boobs
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 22:44, archived)
# ^ Them
* Both of them!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 22:47, archived)
# Night night.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 22:44, archived)
# GOOOoooooOOOD NIIIIIIIiiiiiIIIIGHT!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 22:52, archived)
# Night! And happy candleday.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 23 Mar 2012, 22:55, archived)
# Just a few minutes left to say happy b3day.
Happy b3day.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 22:56, archived)
# I was going to moan at you for pushing my pic off the board
but it didn`t fall into the "void" so I`ll let you off

candles :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 23:03, archived)
# Happy b3taday :D
Night
(herman:D, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 23:19, archived)
# Yep, thanks for letting us know.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sat 24 Mar 2012, 1:01, archived)
# Hamtoucher.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 24 Mar 2012, 8:56, archived)
# fuck me!
9 years
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 22:12, archived)
# Where's your cock!

EDIT: Happy 9 years, 0 months and 0 days - That's the second day b3ta has got it right!

CAKE
* Now show us your cock!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 22:16, archived)
# It goes on the time of day you sign up.
It shows the candle all day, but if you signed up at 12 noon, in the morning it will show 8 years, 11 months and 31 days, in the afternoon it will show 9 years etc.
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 22:41, archived)
# SHOW US YOUR BITS & BOBS
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 22:18, archived)
# Happy candleday micto!
Love from Cae.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 22:18, archived)
# I have this....
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 22:21, archived)
# I love it.
I have swapped my name and he was the first thing that came to mind.

HAVE A GOOD DAY
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 22:25, archived)
# why did you change your name?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 22:27, archived)
# My user name is too similar to my actual name
and I don't want potential employers reading through all my b3taing.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 22:30, archived)
# aha
ok Callum
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 22:32, archived)
# bah, i was going to change my username to your real name
and write something really offensive, but my meatpuppet account has been deleted
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 22:34, archived)
# I came out of lurkbernation [hibernation/lurking] for you, man!
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 22:36, archived)
# :D
ta
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 22:40, archived)
# 9 years long service!
*hands magenta carriage cock*
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Fri 23 Mar 2012, 22:18, archived)
# And under two hours to enjoy it :(
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 22:19, archived)
# Happy b3taday micto!!!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 22:19, archived)
# TITS or GTFO n00b

/ac.... actually: congrats maaaan
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 22:19, archived)
# Ha ha ha... That!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 22:22, archived)
# Hold on a minute...
YOU THREADWASTING CUNT
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 22:19, archived)
# hahahaa
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 22:26, archived)
# I will not fuck you
but congratulations anyway. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 22:20, archived)
# Pah, I bet if he had fox ears you'd be all over him.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 22:21, archived)
# ahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 22:27, archived)
# Hahaha! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 22:30, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 22:24, archived)
# My brothers a Viking re-enactor.
Whilst fighting you have to lay where you were killed. Which resulted in this TOAPery.



Brother (Bottom) was unpleased.
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Fri 23 Mar 2012, 23:07, archived)
# well done!
Happy candles you old so and so x
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Fri 23 Mar 2012, 22:25, archived)
# 9 YEARS
OF YOUR PRECIOUS LIFE

:D

edit: jesus, nearly 7 and a half years for me

wtf have.. *wave of depression incomming*

I'm just going to pop outside and blow my brains out, won't take long.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 22:25, archived)
# I'm close behind you :D
And neither of us made it past the 'one very early FP' either!

Happy b3taday, Micto
(I helped save b3ta! The Legendary Pink Dot survived yet another, Sat 24 Mar 2012, 1:51, archived)
# we suck!
yeah!

but if we raised the bar and got more FP's it'd just make it harder for everyone else, so we must contain the awesomeness lest erm.. some mixed metaphor or something.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 24 Mar 2012, 3:19, archived)
# Happy 9 years on b3ta
but I would expect a picture in a new thread
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 22:26, archived)
# yeah you would
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 22:27, archived)
# STFU N00B!
and happy candles!
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 22:26, archived)
# Congats
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Fri 23 Mar 2012, 22:27, archived)
# Ha ha ha...

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 22:34, archived)
# Stoopendoosh
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Fri 23 Mar 2012, 22:42, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 22:54, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 23:23, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Fri 23 Mar 2012, 23:34, archived)
#
(herman:D, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 23:40, archived)
# That is funny!!!! Fucking random...
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Sat 24 Mar 2012, 2:17, archived)
# Wahey!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 22:30, archived)
# epic... happy candes :))

(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 22:31, archived)
# pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 22:34, archived)
# better late than never
happy b3taday


Thanks for the dictionary, without it I wouldn't have a clue what is going on here.
Most of the time I don't anyway : )
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder โ‚ wโ‚’โ‚™โ‚–y, wโ‚แตฅy wโ‚’โ‚™dโ‚‘แตฃ, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 22:58, archived)
# 9 years?
a mere stripling
(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 23:57, archived)

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