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[challenge entry] we will play them on the beaches...
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 14:11, archived)
[challenge entry] JUMP!
(imchocked CAPTAIN HE IS ALL TIME TOUCHING MY ASS, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 14:10, archived)
# Less of the corpse pictures, please
k thks
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 14:11, archived)
# * fewer
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 14:12, archived)
# Why? The corpse are still fresh!
...

the next day:

(imchocked CAPTAIN HE IS ALL TIME TOUCHING MY ASS, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 14:16, archived)
# Oh hai LS18
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 14:12, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 14:15, archived)
# Those bastards are always hanging around.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 14:16, archived)
# Emergency Strutter!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=VC-pvJ-2KQQ
NSFW
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 14:26, archived)
# Grim
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 14:33, archived)
#
just ... not ... funny
(hamble, Sat 31 Mar 2012, 0:27, archived)
# Npot much left now
(Lordy, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 13:59, archived)
# Thread vampire!
Call the cops!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 14:01, archived)
# Buy one post get one post free?
Nicely done though, also can you make it just a lil bigaaar please? :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 14:02, archived)
# sorry!
I am too busy digging my nuclear shelter.
(Lordy, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 14:04, archived)
# I'm really digging it too, man
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 14:04, archived)
# I've seen this before.
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Thu 29 Mar 2012, 14:02, archived)
# What's this about panic buying I keep hearing?
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 14:02, archived)
# Edit: Why not just post them in the same thread?
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 14:02, archived)
# That me reminds me... Any sign of a new series of Dark Hams?
Or have I been missing it because I only have freeview and it's been running on Sky?
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Thu 29 Mar 2012, 14:12, archived)
# I've not been working on it,
though there are a few bits I finished but haven't posted. I got bored of it TBH, but people keep asking so I guess I better finish it.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 14:16, archived)
# It was rather good
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Thu 29 Mar 2012, 14:18, archived)
# FULLFILL OUR DESIRES ON DEMAND FOR FREE!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 14:29, archived)
# The POPE?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 14:02, archived)
# A glitch in the matrix
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 14:04, archived)
# *Panics
Bye!
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps šŸ‘€, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 14:05, archived)
# Variations on a theme, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 14:08, archived)
# *Buys panic*
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 14:12, archived)
# PETROL PETROL PETROL!
(Lordy, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 13:58, archived)
# *is conflicted*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 14:00, archived)
# Double Post
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 14:00, archived)
# KEEP POSTING
AND CARRY ON POSTING
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Thu 29 Mar 2012, 14:04, archived)
# The Pope II : Red Cowboy Hat on a boat.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 14:09, archived)
[challenge entry] Good early form, but lost it a little in the air, and I don't think he's going to like this landing...


Q&D but I'm really busy. Soz.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 13:58, archived)
# He'll fall to pieces...
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Thu 29 Mar 2012, 13:59, archived)
# He's going to lose some skin, that's for sure
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps šŸ‘€, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 14:04, archived)
# That's grate.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 14:01, archived)
# He's going to be quite cheesed off after that.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 14:02, archived)
# Not cool.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 14:02, archived)
# Eek he's goiong to end up a rosti if he's not careful
:)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 14:04, archived)
# potato related pun
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 14:19, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 13:41, archived)
# Is this what you look like in real life?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 13:43, archived)
# See profile...I'm the one in the middle.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 13:46, archived)
# There you go, blazing into the room
with a Japanese girl on each arm
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 14:02, archived)
# Just a man about (to destroy a) town.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 14:04, archived)
# I bet you really go for blonde bombshells
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 14:10, archived)
# The bigger the better.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 14:14, archived)
# 10c and you can fiddle with his joystick as much as you want.
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Thu 29 Mar 2012, 13:56, archived)
# I'll pay her... :D
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 14:15, archived)
# The "going" rate is a little more than 10c
but you can take advantage of my special b3ta member discount ;D
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 14:37, archived)
# ONline flirting! FTW
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Thu 29 Mar 2012, 14:46, archived)
# I'm all in! \o/...nice girl!!!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 19:47, archived)
# I'd buy that for a dollar
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 13:44, archived)
# Not enough.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 13:47, archived)
# Fine. I'll just go play Nuke em then.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 13:47, archived)
# You will be right bored.............I have rapid fire missles.............. :P

(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 13:49, archived)
# *finds in arcade*
*blows entire holiday spending money in an hour*
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Thu 29 Mar 2012, 13:46, archived)
# Level 1 Complete
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 13:47, archived)
# "Mum! Give me another 20p quiiick!"
youtu.be/43xvpcYgw1U
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Thu 29 Mar 2012, 13:51, archived)
# That was lacking.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 13:55, archived)
# I did this with Daytona in Grand Canaria
it was the best waste of money ever. When we got back my mate went to Blackpool for an afternoon and spent Ā£40 on the hard track just so he could finish first.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 13:51, archived)
# Daytooooonaaaa! Daytooooonaaaa!
The bane of all arcade owners everywhere :D
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Thu 29 Mar 2012, 13:55, archived)
# i'm ashamed to say
i blew almost an entire 2-week holiday in spain to complete an arcade game called thunder and lightning
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 13:54, archived)
# I preferred the tabletop version
they had in pubs. You could reach your crisps and there was somewhere flat to put your drink.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 13:49, archived)
# ^ this.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 13:51, archived)
# The BOOOOOOMS are turned way down though.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 13:52, archived)
# >INSERT COIN<
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 13:51, archived)
# That's cold.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 13:52, archived)
# It's a heated coin
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 13:54, archived)
# Fresh! *SLAP* o/
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 13:56, archived)
# *fumbles for money*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 13:51, archived)
# I'll give you a coin on a string.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 13:53, archived)
# to go with the rag on a stick?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 13:55, archived)
# Oh how we missed you. :/
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 13:57, archived)
# with every shot so far
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 14:06, archived)
# Except the money shot... ;)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 14:10, archived)
# heheheh
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 14:17, archived)
# Hello, Smash.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 13:59, archived)
# howdy, howdy!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 14:06, archived)
# *fistbumps*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 13:55, archived)
# o/\o
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 14:11, archived)
# HIGH SCORES
POO ---- 17,023
DIK ---- 16,995
BUM ---- 11,333
FUK ---- 10,091
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 13:55, archived)
# WMD --- 24,007
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 14:06, archived)
# Believable! :D
...off to work
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 13:59, archived)
# I make no lies.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 14:07, archived)
# *inserts 10p*
*wiggles joystick*

*explosion*

*GAME OVER*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 14:02, archived)
# sounds like a night at the adult theatre for me
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 14:07, archived)
# You had fun though....admit it.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 14:08, archived)
# BUT NOW I'M SPENT
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 14:17, archived)
# cigarette?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 14:21, archived)
# no, it's just the way I'm sitting
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 14:32, archived)
[challenge entry] Someone lost his helmet behind the washing machine.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 13:05, archived)
# This has happened to me...

FACT!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 13:06, archived)
# Pfft.
Mine never worked properly.
He'd just hit the bottom of the ramp and skid across the floor sideways.
8(
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 13:09, archived)
# I don't think any of them did
The adverts LIED to us!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ycdNisvI-7E
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 13:14, archived)
# quiet on the set -- Evil Knievel backflip -- take 1023
.....aaaaaaand, ACTION!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 13:20, archived)
# It looks like it was filmed by some
of Gerry Andersons' effects team.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 13:24, archived)
# Ah, the leg end that is Derek Meddings
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 13:31, archived)
# mine was alright
it may still be in my folks' attic
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 13:52, archived)
# 100% deception, man.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 13:55, archived)
# Not forgetting the scraped knuckles if you used it outdoors
The winding handle was far too close to the ground.

A mate of mine had the dragster and the chopper (oo-er). Neither of them worked properly either. The dragster was supposed to wheelie out of the ramp and deploy a parachute when the front wheels hit the ground. Never worked.

The chopper was so nose-light that all it ever did was fall over backwards. Pile of shite.

Didn't stop us playing with them for hours though.
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Fri 30 Mar 2012, 19:59, archived)
# hahaha!
this was my immediate first thought for the challenge...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 13:14, archived)
# Sadly it was my only thought.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 13:22, archived)
# No flames?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 13:42, archived)
# This was me as a kid on my chopper bike
in my imagination :)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 14:06, archived)
# Not a toy (in this scene at least)
I can't seem to find an approach to this compo..
(I helped save b3ta! xandmi, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 13:03, archived)
# Nice moves, space goblin.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 13:11, archived)
[challenge entry] Here you go!
(I helped save b3ta! xandmi, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 13:56, archived)
# HA!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 14:02, archived)
# I like this!
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Thu 29 Mar 2012, 14:06, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 14:13, archived)
# Rabid weasels.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 12:55, archived)
# Nice... and just as I was eating a steak & tomato source roll!

* Bokes
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 12:56, archived)
# Superb!

*click & woo*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 12:56, archived)
# 8D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 13:05, archived)
# Finally!!!!
A zombie with a measure of decorum!
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Thu 29 Mar 2012, 12:58, archived)
[challenge entry] Found this..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 13:00, archived)
# I think this should win the compo
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 13:01, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 13:08, archived)
# It's got my vote
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 13:08, archived)
# I really want to see this win
I endorse your post and intend to click on it regularly.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Thu 29 Mar 2012, 13:21, archived)
# I really do think this should win.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 13:22, archived)
# What a disturbing collection of toys

Now who would want his kids to play with that?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 13:25, archived)
# This really should win the compo!
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 13:27, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
This probably should win the compo.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 13:38, archived)
# Extreme smashing.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 13:44, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahahaha
Superb sir!! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 13:46, archived)
[challenge entry] How peculiar, I found this
I found this
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 13:53, archived)
# When I am King of the Popes, variations on this theme will ALWAYS win the compo
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 14:03, archived)
# Ha-ha! Blimey.
Are we all looking at the same picture?
It's rubbish.

XD
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 13:57, archived)
# soup
herb
(UTB, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 15:44, archived)
# You see one of these pretty much every compo ...
... and it's about damn time one of them won it. Clicks.
(IbnHud, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 17:00, archived)
#
They have won a few times before, IIRC, they just weren't included in the newsletter lol.
(I helped save b3ta! PoshMurder <goat head>, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 3:17, archived)
# That's some Top Shoppin' there...
...you fluffeh smasher!
WOO and *click*
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 13:00, archived)
# Afternoon, Ninj.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 13:06, archived)
# Shuriken!
\O/
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 13:09, archived)
# Ha ha ha
This is grand.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 13:05, archived)
# Excellent work.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 13:07, archived)
# Brilliant stuff.
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 13:28, archived)
# You don't have to wear a tie anymore.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 13:43, archived)
# I'm not telling him.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 13:49, archived)
# He LIVES danger!
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Thu 29 Mar 2012, 12:53, archived)
# Yaar!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 12:55, archived)
# If he times it right
he'll pop up just as he goes over the edge!
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 13:03, archived)
# Yaar also!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 13:04, archived)
# wahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 13:44, archived)
[challenge entry] They wobble, but they don't fall down...
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 12:51, archived)
# Yes yes,
very funnay!
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Thu 29 Mar 2012, 12:54, archived)
# He cannot hope to win!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 12:56, archived)
# haha
ooh weird tanline
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 12:58, archived)
# Ha ha, he's not going over,
but he might get shoved out of the ring.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 13:07, archived)
# Nice spin move!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 14:01, archived)
[challenge entry] Another one
(imchocked CAPTAIN HE IS ALL TIME TOUCHING MY ASS, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 12:35, archived)
# OHAI POPULAR COILED POO
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 12:40, archived)
# ITS EEL BAT
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 12:50, archived)
[challenge entry] Spider Kid
(teh_raab Hail Seitan!, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 12:33, archived)
# 8D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 12:58, archived)
[challenge entry] Ow!! Git!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 12:18, archived)
# This is great.
I love the way just adding a plush back-pack drains all of the aggression out of the picture.
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Thu 29 Mar 2012, 12:49, archived)
# Ha-ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 13:03, archived)
# Help us choose the new Question of the Week
We had some excellent ideas on the QOTW suggestions board, so here they are in vote form. You've got until mid-afternoon...

* Review a movie - A good one, or a bad one, a new one, or one that's been around for years. What should we watch, and what should we avoid?

* The Great Outdoors - Regale us with your tails of the great outdoors, whether it involves being rogerred by the Scout Master or skinning your first rabbit.

* Concerts - We've seen some crackers in our time. But then,we accidentally paid good money to see Siouxsie and the Banshees

* Best Friends - Who's your best friend, and why?

* My First Car - Was it a rust bucket, or a top-end Honda Accord? Tell us





(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 12:16, archived)
# Needs more Skinks.
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 12:22, archived)
# Plenty here:
www.tonykeenebirds.co.uk/areptiles.html
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 29 Mar 2012, 13:14, archived)
# Terrible.
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 13:31, archived)
# What MONO! said ^
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 12:24, archived)
# the great outdoors!
the first time i saw a beaver!
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 12:24, archived)
# You don't have to wait for the vote
Tell us your story here
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 12:28, archived)
# i don't think i could handle the pressure of people actually reading it
my writing's worse than my photoshoppingĀ®
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 12:30, archived)
# qotw suggestion for next week: beavers
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 12:45, archived)
# we may be thinking of different kinds of beavers
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 13:54, archived)
# I am going to review
a tranny porn movie
(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 12:24, archived)
# I vote car purely because I have a good car story,
one that will be exactly the same (lol it broke down) as all the others.
(I helped save b3ta! stevierar, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 12:25, archived)
# Trudat
and I reckon reviewing a movie will be shite too - where's the funnies with 'I thought Pulp Fiction was quite good' X a million!

and that's before the endless Star Wars jokes start.
(King Nightmare, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 12:28, archived)
# I have a good car story
by story I mean, it happened.

by good, I mean, shit.

by car, I mean, wtf was I thinking having that deathtrap on the road.

Actually it wasn't a good story.

screw the whole thing.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 12:28, archived)
# Great Outdoors
Then I get to re-tell my story of the time I punched a racoon in the face.
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 12:26, archived)
# Agreed
This, or Concerts. My hopes aren't high for the others imho.
(King Nightmare, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 12:29, archived)
# You can fuck off, Souxsie and the Banshees are bloody awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Thu 29 Mar 2012, 12:29, archived)
# shit-taste-in-music-lol
(King Nightmare, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 12:31, archived)
# I concur.
Siouxie's Dreamshow gig where she played with a full orchestra backing her was excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 29 Mar 2012, 12:35, archived)
# Saw them at The Music Machine in London in about 1978/9. They were awesome.
Left the bar to see the support group - thought "what a bunch of pretentious Irish wankers" and went back to the bar after about 5 minutes. They were called U2 or something...

Siouxsie was fantastic - one fan had his hand up on the monitor speakers at the front of the stage and she pinned him there by a stiletto in the back of his hand until it bled!
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 12:41, archived)
# Skinkin' aint easy.
(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Thu 29 Mar 2012, 12:29, archived)
# WHY?
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 12:37, archived)
# Movie reviews it is!
Now which of these awful 80s exploitation movies to review...
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 12:42, archived)
# also suitable as a fine fine gendre
80's post apocalyptic movies

are a special kind of O_O
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 12:44, archived)
# It's all about YOR: Hunter from the Future :D
in which Reb Brown uses a rigor-mortis giant bat to hang-glide into a cave, and kicks a caveman in the face.

Nope, doesn't get much better than that.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 12:48, archived)
# ah, optimism of crappy budget movies
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 13:15, archived)
# Me in a nutshell. Can't get enough of so-bad-they're-good movies.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 13:19, archived)
# i voted outdoors but only cos review a movie would be shit
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 13:33, archived)
# I'm going to be on holiday for the whole of this weeks question.
So I really hope it's 'review a movie'...
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 13:36, archived)
# Film reviews is the 2012 equivalent of the mix tapes QOTW
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 13:49, archived)
[challenge entry] warning: choking hazard

click for bigger
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 12:14, archived)
# ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 12:14, archived)
# !!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 12:15, archived)
# that looks too hard
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 12:19, archived)
# Yes, but what about the game?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 12:21, archived)
# usual response to above repost
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 12:49, archived)
# Yes!

:)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 12:57, archived)
# you coulda akshally named it 'connect 52'
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 13:17, archived)
# you didn't
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 13:35, archived)
# yes, i counted, i multiplied by 4, and i commented
the 'coulda akshally' grammar/spelling faux-pas was inexcusable, but i otherwise stand by my actions
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 14:01, archived)
# Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 12:55, archived)
# not exactly an extreme sport
but woo anyway. *clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 12:17, archived)
# you don't call and ass-to-mouth 8-legged race 'extreme'?
I wanna party with you, b3ta user real
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 12:18, archived)
# it's run of the mill around here
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 12:22, archived)
# dayumb!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 12:24, archived)
# he's got a point
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 12:43, archived)
# oh dear, why?!?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 13:18, archived)
# if I could remember
I'd want to forget
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 13:31, archived)
# whoever beats him gets stitched onto the end
mind you, so does whoever looses
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 12:24, archived)
# so a win win situation then!
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 12:39, archived)
# i don't think they've worked the game out yet
they've put the pieces in the same way as is shown in the instructions
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 12:29, archived)
# good spot
this box was designed by the "oh shit we only took one photo" department
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 12:36, archived)
# Hahahaha!
what a load of shit that film was
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 13:01, archived)
[challenge entry] catch me if you can


Click for bigger (139 kb)
(grotpig, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 11:48, archived)
# Seams fine to me

What kind of angle matching algorithm are you using?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 11:53, archived)
# Surely you jest.
As a man of science you know full well that when a vehicle under a certain mass corners at speed, it is affected more by centripetal forces and therefore must lean outwards to maintain its course.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 11:57, archived)
# so what you're saying is
...he's blissfully unaware that he is headed towards the wall?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 12:00, archived)
# maybe he fucking loves walls
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 12:13, archived)
# yes, and he's delighted about his sweet release from his miserable existence.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 12:17, archived)
# But shirley at such high speeds for him to remain at pole position, things work differently
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 12:48, archived)
# Ah, now you're ignoring Hinselton's third law of consequential acceleration
which clearly states that R|)|i = 4-eV-A!n*RhaRT2
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 13:07, archived)
# Yeah, I've had Hinselton on ignore pretty much since he signed up here
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 13:26, archived)
# Me too
but then I have added ignore list to a shitload of people, yourself included. I can't even remember why anymore, except that I was VERY angry at the time.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 13:43, archived)
# I'll race you!

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 11:56, archived)
# go on then
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 12:04, archived)
# nearly epic!
EDIT: oops, wrong one

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 12:06, archived)
# why are your station signs reversed?
kampstrasse?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 12:11, archived)
# ^ This
Now you have pointed it out, it is doing my bloody head in!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 12:13, archived)
# he's going so fast that the photons cannot keep up
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 12:15, archived)
# did that say photos a minute ago?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 12:23, archived)
# ummm, 'no'?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 12:24, archived)
# probably time to take my meds then
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 12:34, archived)
# It's like how car wheels look like they're turning backwards when they hit a certain speed
That's what's happening to the signs
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Thu 29 Mar 2012, 12:22, archived)
# SCIENCE!
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 12:23, archived)
# while it's certainly impressive that a small child can lead the pack in such a manner
it is, perhaps, more intriguing that the two riders on the left there are able to take part in a race while two passengers ride upon each of them.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 12:01, archived)
# yeah, what's up with that?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 12:04, archived)
# it's political correctness gone mad!
That's what it is
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 12:04, archived)
# And why shouldn't conjoined triplets pursue their dreams and ambitions?
You fucking racists, I'm disgusted by the bigotry on this website
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 12:08, archived)
# They come over here! from their land of triplets
in groups of 3 at a time!!!

taking jobs and benefits from our starving triplets!

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 12:10, archived)
# They're so good that they have to carry a bumming handicap.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 29 Mar 2012, 12:05, archived)
# sounds like a small german village near a large ancestral castle
Bumming Handicap bei Arschrammenburg

What a picturesque place!

trees

endless rolling grassy hills

Picnicks mit Bier!

sunny days

and of course, Teutonic Ass fucking.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 12:09, archived)
# See, it's more shopped than we thought
I now wish I hadn't judged so hastily :(
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 12:06, archived)
# serious ps skillx0rs
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 12:11, archived)
# It's actually a motorcycle display team race
There are two teams competing. The black bike at the back is the referee, and the child at the front is the equivalent of the hare in dog racing.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 12:08, archived)
# it is a fine quality sport for the discerning lunatic
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 12:12, archived)
# and the fact that he is leaning out of the corner and not into the corner like all the others?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 12:15, archived)
# he's just fucking with them
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 12:18, archived)
# ...but but but you told me it was becoz he fucking loves walls
I don't know when to believe you anymore :(
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 12:21, archived)
# Yes, even I disregard my credibility
I'm so post modern.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 12:25, archived)
# Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 12:28, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 12:34, archived)
# The I-don't-know-my Job

Don't Panic!
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ā‚ wā‚’ā‚™ā‚–y, wā‚įµ„y wā‚’ā‚™dā‚‘įµ£, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 11:34, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Kung-fu Womble The pope is smelly, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 11:02, archived)
# Big badly compressed wolf...?
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 11:11, archived)
# needs more sick
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 29 Mar 2012, 11:16, archived)
# and cock
wolfcock, to be precise.
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 11:18, archived)
# I have no idea what's going on here but I'll never forget
on one of the first series of The Apprentice (back when it was a novelty) when they had to choose products to sell on a home shopping channel, the biggest seller by far were these fleeces with wolves and the moon on them. Madness!

/Memory Lane
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 11:18, archived)
# Wolf shirts are a sign of fertility and superiority.
www.amazon.co.uk/Original-Three-Wolf-Adult-T-Shirt/dp/B002DGFYFA
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 11:22, archived)
# Keyboard cat shirts are even more manly.
www.threadless.com/submission/222011/Three_Keyboard_Cat_Moon
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 11:31, archived)
# This is the greatest thing ever.
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 11:32, archived)
# I am buying the shit out of this.
Once I have the money for it, that is.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 11:37, archived)
# TJ
Who was it did the animations of a stickman trying to cross a ravine and dying?
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Gnome, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 11:22, archived)
# Ask Matazone
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 29 Mar 2012, 11:24, archived)
# Thanks
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Gnome, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 11:29, archived)
# !
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 11:34, archived)
# :D
400px it!
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 11:35, archived)
# Do sick
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 12:15, archived)
[challenge entry] There is no limit!
(imchocked CAPTAIN HE IS ALL TIME TOUCHING MY ASS, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 11:00, archived)
# Great work...
Does anybody know who the b3tan was that did the animated stick man trying to cross the ravine series of animations?
(ALittleMouseWithClogsOn, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 11:01, archived)
# I'm pretty sure lots of people know that.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 11:16, archived)
# I know I do.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 29 Mar 2012, 11:22, archived)
# and me
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 11:27, archived)
# ...and being a little more helpful...
www.durbster.co.uk/media.php?media_id=64
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 11:31, archived)
# Where's the Pope ?
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ā‚ wā‚’ā‚™ā‚–y, wā‚įµ„y wā‚’ā‚™dā‚‘įµ£, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 11:02, archived)
# Here!
(imchocked CAPTAIN HE IS ALL TIME TOUCHING MY ASS, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 11:55, archived)
# quite.

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 12:02, archived)
# The Day Garfield discovered a picture of the Pope in his favorite magazine
(imchocked CAPTAIN HE IS ALL TIME TOUCHING MY ASS, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 12:06, archived)
# Why is it always fisting in your pictures?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 11:06, archived)
# He was fisted by the Pope.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 11:12, archived)
# Who wasn't?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 11:17, archived)
# Billy Bumclench.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 11:21, archived)
# Oh yeah, I remember him. He lived in The Village With Three Pornos
along with Roger Allnight and Jennifer Rampant
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 11:31, archived)

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