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#
(, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 7:55, archived)
# :)
today's mini challenge is cross dressing Hitler :D
(, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 7:55, archived)
# Bonus points for SFW bikini Hitler
(, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 7:57, archived)
# yay
(, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 8:01, archived)
# that's a dirty spang
(, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 8:08, archived)
# i know, it was a low blow
(, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 8:10, archived)
# Assume the position, rory
(, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 8:15, archived)
# go easy, mate
(, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 8:24, archived)
# It's just a small frying pan and it's well lubed
(, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 8:27, archived)
# fit
(, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 7:56, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 8:15, archived)
# He was also partial to cock
(, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 8:07, archived)
# Ning b3ta
One is near, the rest are getting further away...

Happy 'Hurt your mother day"; David Tennant, Britt Robertson, Jane Leeves and Rick Moranis.

(, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 7:26, archived)
# Whatever happend to rick moranis, anyway?
(, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 7:29, archived)
# it seems the last few things he did was voice only
(, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 7:36, archived)
# he got very rich (of the Honey! series I think) and pretty much retired
(, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 7:38, archived)
# ^ This
(, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 8:02, archived)
# Keep going, Wobblers!
(, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 7:38, archived)
# yeah! keep on going! to a 1980's teen movie soundtrack!
(, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 7:41, archived)
# dick moranis
(, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 7:55, archived)
# Pfffttt...
(, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 8:03, archived)
# how baby planes are made
(, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 2:58, archived)
# lovely
(, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 3:59, archived)
# THE SHITE MUST FLOW
(, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 7:49, archived)
# haha, clever
me rikey
(, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 4:45, archived)
# Haha, the propeller plane is such a baybeee
(, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 7:55, archived)
# Have a linocut


Been about a year since I've made a print. Life's been busy. 5x7"
(, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 2:23, archived)
# nice
(, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 2:36, archived)
# nicely done
i got some great linocuts of seattle (skyline) a while back...have to put them up on the wall at some point.
(, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 2:57, archived)
# \o/
(, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 2:58, archived)
# they have arms, and no nosebleeds
I like
(, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 5:48, archived)
# Cute =)
(, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 6:56, archived)
# Ooo - i like that.
(, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 7:29, archived)
# I love it ^^
(, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 8:35, archived)
# Wonderful.
(, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 9:27, archived)
# Lovely stuff
(, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 9:30, archived)
# i like this
because it is excellent.
(, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 11:14, archived)
# Health and Safety gone mad!
(, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 2:16, archived)
# Yay for Gatling!
(, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 4:27, archived)
# It's fucking ON
(, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 7:54, archived)
# [FULL]457k.pngU[FUCK] which equates to approximately 0.0000000125 BTC
(, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 1:49, archived)
# come look through my stuff
(, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 1:50, archived)
# o_o
(, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 1:51, archived)
# I think this is a much more appropriate name
(, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 1:54, archived)
# Hu?
(, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 1:56, archived)
# dude, fuck!
(, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 1:52, archived)
# hello dude fuck, I am Wen He Hu Hu
(, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 1:54, archived)
# har de harrrrr
(, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 2:01, archived)
#
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#

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#
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# a sexthing
(, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 5:44, archived)
# Oh boy
may have to adblock that Pedro, it's climbing into my body-bag.
(, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 2:36, archived)
# jew lip
hahahaha

wrecked face
(, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 2:01, archived)
# she look like mutant
this very amusing
(, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 2:02, archived)
#
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# bathe her and bring her to me
(, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 2:12, archived)
# serve her with chips and a hot egg
(, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 2:18, archived)
# a hot PICKLED egg
(, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 2:37, archived)
# I don't see Sarah Jessica Parker anywhere in that list of horses Dekion.
:===(
(, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 2:14, archived)
#
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# I just killed the world's longest running bandwagon, love Jackal. xx
(, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 1:23, archived)
# I HEAR YA

(, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 1:25, archived)
#
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# SELLING FUCK
BUYING FUCK
(, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 1:41, archived)
#
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#
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# I prefer to shit my pants while I'm legging it
(, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 1:40, archived)
# JOURNEY THROUGH THE K-NOEL
CFB
(, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 0:38, archived)
# Noel Spakhamds?
(, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 0:40, archived)
# AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
WHY NUTMEAT WHY!?!?!?
(, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 0:41, archived)
# ITS HAPPENING AGAIN GUYS
(, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 0:42, archived)
#
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# also, wow
i was thinking of timecop, the bit where he does the splits in the kitchen (no homo) so i youtubed it, saw the full movie, randomly clicked somewhere and it landed on that exact bit
.
must be the spaz
(, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 0:47, archived)
#
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# Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit raping

(, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 0:49, archived)
# AA0007512
(, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 0:58, archived)
# Ain't that the truth.
(, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 1:06, archived)
#
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#

(, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 1:25, archived)
# Fisting box?
(, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 7:41, archived)
#
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# WHY DID HE DO THAT
(, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 0:58, archived)
# EXTREME COOKING
(, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 1:00, archived)
# THAT'S NOT EVEN AN OVEN
(, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 1:01, archived)
# PRETTY EXTREME HUH?
(, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 1:11, archived)
# he's tederising a steak
(, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 1:17, archived)
# he's clearly footfaxing
(, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 1:18, archived)
#
(, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 1:04, archived)
# Dry harder Bungle.
(, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 1:07, archived)
# i'm wet
(, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 1:24, archived)
#
Couly you please pm me a link to the original clip?
(, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 6:55, archived)
# The blinds are down!
Geoffrey looks like he is enjoying it though!
(, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 7:40, archived)
# FOOTJUICE
(, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 1:14, archived)
# THIS IS HOW WE MAKE LEMONADE CHILDREN
(, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 1:36, archived)
# No amount of positive thinking could rid Noel of the Late Late Breakfast Show flashbacks
(, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 0:41, archived)
# MOMMAAAAAA
JUST KILLED A MAAAAAAN
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# OOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOO OOOOO OOOOOOOOOO
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#
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#

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#
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#
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# VODERMAN VODERMAN VODERMAN VODERMAN
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# I hear ya captain all time
(, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 1:33, archived)
# NOEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
(, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 1:00, archived)
# NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRSE
(, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 3:05, archived)
# I think this is a much more appropriate name...
(, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 0:36, archived)
# I'm in a fisting mood


Who wants a fisting
(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 23:39, archived)
# The browngloves
(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 23:40, archived)
# The ugly side of fascism
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#

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# Fitler
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# Fistler?
(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 23:42, archived)
# bit of a jeremy beedle thing going on there
(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 23:43, archived)
# but on the other hand ...
(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 23:44, archived)
# First class cunt
I am gob smacked the Norwegians have let all this go to trial; the guy is so repugnant as to wonder why a bullet in his head wouldn't do
(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 23:44, archived)
# I view him in the same way I view Ian Brady
Let him suffer a long and horrific life
(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 23:46, archived)
# I can understand that
(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 23:48, archived)
# any one could see he was acting in self-defence
those kids were coming right at him
(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 23:49, archived)
# I agree he's repugnant
but a bullet in the head is exactly what people like him (neo-nazis fanatic types) would do to criminals were they in power.
By putting him on trial, norway are showing that normal people are a bit a more civilised.
(, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 0:01, archived)
# While I agree he should be severely cunted for what he's done
I'm glad to see him go to trial first, to assert that we live in a society which judges people calmly, rationally and without prejudice* rather than the reactionary one he would have wanted.

*I realise the courts aren't always this perfect, but at least the principle is nominally there.

Edit: Urg regret posting all that now cos I hate it when b3ta gets all serious and political. Let's just carry on making silly photoshops of the scumbag - probably the best contribution we can make to the situation!
(, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 0:09, archived)
# They tend to take the high road in Norway
You should see what their prisons look like
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# The man really is a monster
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# Dictator's Corner
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# this^
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# Fivehead
Also "Dick Taters" sounds like the name of a rural private detective
(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 23:57, archived)
# :D guess it is
(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 23:58, archived)
[challenge entry] Thistle-whistle
(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 23:36, archived)
# Hahaha!
Nessie looks genuinely quite curious
(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 23:47, archived)
# Brilliant.
:D

(, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 0:00, archived)
# no bridge!
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# I love this :D
(, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 9:30, archived)
# INVISIBLE ACTION

(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 23:28, archived)
# This demonstrates the value of not being seen
(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 23:32, archived)
# quite so
(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 23:32, archived)
# why does the smiling white head appear to have a hair-lip?
(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 23:34, archived)
# He suffers from paintexe disease
(, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 7:40, archived)
# all things should be invisible

except staplers
(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 23:36, archived)
# Boy, is his face red now!
/coat
(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 23:44, archived)
# And then they killed all the buffalo.
(, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 0:02, archived)
# Spot the dog
(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 23:20, archived)
# Amazingly in 2012
Facebook people still send me 'Spot the cat' type of posts involving lots of grass
(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 23:26, archived)
# too much grass will do that to you
(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 23:28, archived)
# Somebody sent me this recently
(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 23:41, archived)
# *grones*
(, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 7:01, archived)
# Gladioli :)
(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 23:03, archived)
# Glad you did.
(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 23:06, archived)
# Nice touch on the interflora
(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 23:08, archived)
# This seems appropriately silly :)
They would also be great weapons if his opponent had hayfever
(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 23:10, archived)
# or thrush
(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 23:11, archived)
# Or was insecure about his sexuality
and would run away from a man offering him flowers
(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 23:16, archived)
# maximus daisymus tulipus
(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 23:11, archived)
# he was good in Platoon
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# In Soviet Australia
Platoon was good in HIM
(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 23:17, archived)
# I think my favourite scene from Platoon is where Riggs and Murtaugh kick the fuck out of Jet Li.
Also the bit where Mahoney and High Tower rescue Luke Skywalker from The Mask.
(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 23:21, archived)
# I liked the love scene between Doug Fairbanks and Billie Piper
(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 23:24, archived)
# and their robot chimp
(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 23:27, archived)
# the one with Tourette's?
(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 23:30, archived)
# Yes, but not the sweary kind (which only accounts for about 10% of Tourette's cases anyway)
just twitches and an occasional compulsion to say "chippy"
(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 23:57, archived)
# what kind of uniform does he have?
(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 23:59, archived)
# that of an official hotdog vendor at an American sporting event
(, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 0:25, archived)
# Wait fer it
(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 23:15, archived)
# Hahaha! Does he deliver?

(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 23:16, archived)
# This is win!
:)
(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 23:17, archived)
# Thanks muchly! Here's another old pearoast....

(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 23:21, archived)
# Bagpuss'd have him!
(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 23:25, archived)
# Oh yes....
:D

(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 23:31, archived)
# seeing that norwegian fool in court put me in mind of dame edna
"I'm not racist. I love all races, particularly white people"
(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 23:26, archived)
#
(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 22:57, archived)
# Hahaha.
Wasn't it originally owned by Virginia Bottomley's brother Bertram?
(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 23:01, archived)
# i
think so
(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 23:04, archived)
# GOOD LUCK TO THEM, I SAY


good luck barry baralow's
(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 23:06, archived)
# Things were different in the war
(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 22:44, archived)
# YES
(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 22:51, archived)
# Jesus loved a fisting
(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 23:00, archived)
# You bet you
(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 23:01, archived)
#
(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 23:18, archived)
# The best kind of fisting!
(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 23:33, archived)
#
(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 23:22, archived)
# The dude in the grey suit has some sexy legs!
(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 23:33, archived)
# The Sign of the FIST
(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 23:20, archived)
# My plums have gone all itchy after all that :(
(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 22:53, archived)
#
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#
--i won the gold in '84---i'm retired now---
(, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 10:20, archived)
# She put more than a finger in that dyke.
(, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 0:33, archived)
# I dug this out for Wobbly Bloke
re: WB's post

It's one of my favourites - you should see page 7
(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 22:40, archived)
#

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# Yay!
This is one of my faves :D
(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 22:43, archived)
# Fantastic!
(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 22:45, archived)
# fuck yeah \o/
(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 22:46, archived)
# I knew this was going to be one of the first responses
but this was even quicker than I thought ;)
(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 22:52, archived)
# that's what Mrs Toast keeps saying
(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 22:55, archived)
# I'll try and think of mortgages and taxes next time
(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 22:58, archived)
# YES
(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 22:59, archived)
# that thud is great
(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 23:14, archived)
# This is too good for words
(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 23:52, archived)
# Why's it for men only..?
:(
(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 22:55, archived)
# Because it's not for girls
(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 23:00, archived)
# I like pylons though
(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 23:05, archived)
# *subscribes*

(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 23:40, archived)
# You asked for it!
(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 22:35, archived)
# I really didn't.
(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 22:36, archived)
# He asked for it:
(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 22:38, archived)
# By the way Mr Chocked, what actually is your first language?
I always thought you were Italian, but now it seems you get that wrong too.
(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 22:41, archived)
# Tibetan
(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 22:53, archived)
# THE DALAI LAMA!!
THE DALAI LAMA!! THE DALAI LAMA!! THE DALAI LAMA!! THE DALAI LAMA!! THE DALAI LAMA!! THE DALAI LAMA!! THE DALAI LAMA!! THE DALAI LAMA!! THE DALAI LAMA!! THE DALAI LAMA!! THE DALAI LAMA!! THE DALAI LAMA!! THE DALAI LAMA!! THE DALAI LAMA!! THE DALAI LAMA!! THE DALAI LAMA!! THE DALAI LAMA!! THE DALAI LAMA!! THE DALAI LAMA!! THE DALAI LAMA!!
(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 22:56, archived)
# Fact of the day:
The technical name for man boobs is Gynacomastia.
(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 22:37, archived)
# No I didn't

however poignant this may be
(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 22:37, archived)
# You baffle me
as much as Moggy, but the threads that follow are less fun.
(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 22:40, archived)
# what pope?
(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 22:40, archived)
[challenge entry] Revenge of the hoax
(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 21:35, archived)
# Nice :)
What kind of sub is that?

Also:
(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 21:52, archived)
# Thanks!
It's the "Willhelm Bauer" a German XXI class submarine, according to the revell website where I stole it from
(, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 7:10, archived)
# Fish eagle diversifies.
and click.
(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 22:06, archived)
# now all he needs is a can opener.
(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 22:14, archived)
# Don't roc the boat
(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 22:21, archived)
# *chortles*
(, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 7:08, archived)
# HERE I AM AGAIN
(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 21:28, archived)
#
(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 21:36, archived)
# and again
Question:Why is it always popeing in your pictures?
Answer:A trademark or trade mark or trade-mark is a distinctive sign or indicator used by an individual, business organization, or other legal entity to identify that the products or services to consumers with which the trademark appears originate from a unique source, and to distinguish its products or services from those of other entities.

And my trademarks are: Obama, Pope, Poop, Chicken ... not exactly all time in this order. (Exception exist, for example the PITA Series, fresh and new and literally a pain in the ass).
(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 21:42, archived)
# Dude, nobody cares.
(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 21:44, archived)
# eh?
(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 22:22, archived)
# Where's the chicken then?
(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 22:27, archived)
# Chicken
(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 22:36, archived)
# That is also The Pope
(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 23:00, archived)
#
1) Obama



2) Pope



3) Poop



4) and Chicken



... not always in the same order (except the rare exceptions).
(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 21:46, archived)
# You are becoming incredibly tedious
(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 22:00, archived)
# there is alway a way to become more tedious
but, butt, I promise I will put my efforts in future more towards other projects like Obama with Tits, yes, TITTTTTSSSSssss s s s s s
(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 22:35, archived)

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