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#
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 7:55, archived)
# :)
today's mini challenge is cross dressing Hitler :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 7:55, archived)
# Bonus points for SFW bikini Hitler
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 7:57, archived)
# yay
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 8:01, archived)
# that's a dirty spang
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 8:08, archived)
# i know, it was a low blow
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 8:10, archived)
# Assume the position, rory
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 8:15, archived)
# go easy, mate
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 8:24, archived)
# It's just a small frying pan and it's well lubed
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 8:27, archived)
# fit
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 7:56, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 8:15, archived)
# He was also partial to cock
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Wed 18 Apr 2012, 8:07, archived)
# Ning b3ta
One is near, the rest are getting further away...

Happy 'Hurt your mother day"; David Tennant, Britt Robertson, Jane Leeves and Rick Moranis.

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 7:26, archived)
# Whatever happend to rick moranis, anyway?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 7:29, archived)
# it seems the last few things he did was voice only
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 7:36, archived)
# he got very rich (of the Honey! series I think) and pretty much retired
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 7:38, archived)
# ^ This
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 8:02, archived)
# Keep going, Wobblers!
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 7:38, archived)
# yeah! keep on going! to a 1980's teen movie soundtrack!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 7:41, archived)
# dick moranis
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 7:55, archived)
# Pfffttt...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 8:03, archived)
# how baby planes are made


linky: www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-17743804
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 2:58, archived)
# lovely
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 3:59, archived)
# THE SHITE MUST FLOW
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 7:49, archived)
# haha, clever
me rikey
(I helped save b3ta! e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 4:45, archived)
# Haha, the propeller plane is such a baybeee
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 7:55, archived)
# Have a linocut


Been about a year since I've made a print. Life's been busy. 5x7"
(I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Wed 18 Apr 2012, 2:23, archived)
# nice
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 2:36, archived)
# nicely done
i got some great linocuts of seattle (skyline) a while back...have to put them up on the wall at some point.
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 2:57, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 2:58, archived)
# they have arms, and no nosebleeds
I like
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 5:48, archived)
# Cute =)
(macroscian (1 like), Wed 18 Apr 2012, 6:56, archived)
# Ooo - i like that.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 7:29, archived)
# I love it ^^
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 8:35, archived)
# Wonderful.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 9:27, archived)
# Lovely stuff
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 9:30, archived)
# i like this
because it is excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 11:14, archived)
# Health and Safety gone mad!


Click for bigger (128 kb)
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 2:16, archived)
# Yay for Gatling!
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 4:27, archived)
# It's fucking ON
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 7:54, archived)
# [FULL]457k.pngU[FUCK] which equates to approximately 0.0000000125 BTC

[FULL]457k.pngU[FUCK] which equates to approximately 0.0000000125 BTC
BEST FILM HORSE?






Voting Music
spotify:track:4GiGKbfMhy4fILu7VtTNeR (Fools Gold by The Stone Roses)
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 1:49, archived)
# come look through my stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 1:50, archived)
# o_o
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 1:51, archived)
# I think this is a much more appropriate name
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 1:54, archived)
# Hu?
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 1:56, archived)
# dude, fuck!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 1:52, archived)
# hello dude fuck, I am Wen He Hu Hu
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 1:54, archived)
# har de harrrrr
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 2:01, archived)
#
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 2:08, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 2:10, archived)
#
NSFW
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 2:16, archived)
# a sexthing
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 5:44, archived)
# Oh boy
may have to adblock that Pedro, it's climbing into my body-bag.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 2:36, archived)
# jew lip
hahahaha

wrecked face
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 2:01, archived)
# she look like mutant
this very amusing
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 2:02, archived)
#
gaddafi
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 2:09, archived)
# bathe her and bring her to me
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 2:12, archived)
# serve her with chips and a hot egg
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 2:18, archived)
# a hot PICKLED egg
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 2:37, archived)
# I don't see Sarah Jessica Parker anywhere in that list of horses Dekion.
:===(
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 18 Apr 2012, 2:14, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 2:17, archived)
# I just killed the world's longest running bandwagon, love Jackal. xx
(AmberJackal, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 1:23, archived)
# I HEAR YA

(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 1:25, archived)
#
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 1:31, archived)
# SELLING FUCK
BUYING FUCK
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 1:41, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 1:39, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 2:27, archived)
# I prefer to shit my pants while I'm legging it
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 1:40, archived)
# JOURNEY THROUGH THE K-NOEL
CFB
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 0:38, archived)
# Noel Spakhamds?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 18 Apr 2012, 0:40, archived)
# AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
WHY NUTMEAT WHY!?!?!?
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 0:41, archived)
# ITS HAPPENING AGAIN GUYS
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 0:42, archived)
#
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 0:44, archived)
# also, wow
i was thinking of timecop, the bit where he does the splits in the kitchen (no homo) so i youtubed it, saw the full movie, randomly clicked somewhere and it landed on that exact bit
.
must be the spaz
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 0:47, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 0:47, archived)
# Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit raping

(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 0:49, archived)
# AA0007512
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 0:58, archived)
# Ain't that the truth.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 1:06, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 1:17, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 1:25, archived)
# Fisting box?
(Beh3moth The devil's advocaat., Wed 18 Apr 2012, 7:41, archived)
#
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 0:51, archived)
# WHY DID HE DO THAT
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 0:58, archived)
# EXTREME COOKING
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 1:00, archived)
# THAT'S NOT EVEN AN OVEN
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 1:01, archived)
# PRETTY EXTREME HUH?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 1:11, archived)
# he's tederising a steak
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 1:17, archived)
# he's clearly footfaxing
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 1:18, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 1:04, archived)
# Dry harder Bungle.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 1:07, archived)
# i'm wet
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 1:24, archived)
#
Couly you please pm me a link to the original clip?
(the_icks has the sweet essence of giraffe, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 6:55, archived)
# The blinds are down!
Geoffrey looks like he is enjoying it though!
(Beh3moth The devil's advocaat., Wed 18 Apr 2012, 7:40, archived)
# FOOTJUICE
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 1:14, archived)
# THIS IS HOW WE MAKE LEMONADE CHILDREN
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 1:36, archived)
# No amount of positive thinking could rid Noel of the Late Late Breakfast Show flashbacks
(I helped save b3ta! Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 0:41, archived)
# MOMMAAAAAA
JUST KILLED A MAAAAAAN
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 0:45, archived)
# OOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOO OOOOO OOOOOOOOOO
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 2:47, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 0:47, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 0:50, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 0:54, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 1:09, archived)
# VODERMAN VODERMAN VODERMAN VODERMAN
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 1:19, archived)
# I hear ya captain all time
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 1:33, archived)
# NOEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 1:00, archived)
# NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRSE
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 3:05, archived)
# I think this is a much more appropriate name...
(-Dodge- , accidentally liked your post on his phone, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 0:36, archived)
# I'm in a fisting mood


Who wants a fisting
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 23:39, archived)
# The browngloves
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 23:40, archived)
# The ugly side of fascism
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 23:42, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 23:41, archived)
# Fitler
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 23:46, archived)
# Fistler?
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 23:42, archived)
# bit of a jeremy beedle thing going on there
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 23:43, archived)
# but on the other hand ...
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 23:44, archived)
# First class cunt
I am gob smacked the Norwegians have let all this go to trial; the guy is so repugnant as to wonder why a bullet in his head wouldn't do
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 23:44, archived)
# I view him in the same way I view Ian Brady
Let him suffer a long and horrific life
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 23:46, archived)
# I can understand that
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 23:48, archived)
# any one could see he was acting in self-defence
those kids were coming right at him
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 23:49, archived)
# I agree he's repugnant
but a bullet in the head is exactly what people like him (neo-nazis fanatic types) would do to criminals were they in power.
By putting him on trial, norway are showing that normal people are a bit a more civilised.
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 0:01, archived)
# While I agree he should be severely cunted for what he's done
I'm glad to see him go to trial first, to assert that we live in a society which judges people calmly, rationally and without prejudice* rather than the reactionary one he would have wanted.

*I realise the courts aren't always this perfect, but at least the principle is nominally there.

Edit: Urg regret posting all that now cos I hate it when b3ta gets all serious and political. Let's just carry on making silly photoshops of the scumbag - probably the best contribution we can make to the situation!
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 0:09, archived)
# They tend to take the high road in Norway
You should see what their prisons look like
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 0:49, archived)
# The man really is a monster
(macroscian (1 like), Wed 18 Apr 2012, 6:59, archived)
# Dictator's Corner
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 23:55, archived)
# this^
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 23:57, archived)
# Fivehead
Also "Dick Taters" sounds like the name of a rural private detective
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 23:57, archived)
# :D guess it is
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 23:58, archived)
[challenge entry] Thistle-whistle
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 23:36, archived)
# Hahaha!
Nessie looks genuinely quite curious
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 23:47, archived)
# Brilliant.
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 0:00, archived)
# no bridge!
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 0:48, archived)
# I love this :D
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 9:30, archived)
# INVISIBLE ACTION

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 23:28, archived)
# This demonstrates the value of not being seen
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 23:32, archived)
# quite so
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 23:32, archived)
# why does the smiling white head appear to have a hair-lip?
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 23:34, archived)
# He suffers from paintexe disease
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 7:40, archived)
# all things should be invisible

except staplers
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 23:36, archived)
# Boy, is his face red now!
/coat
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 23:44, archived)
# And then they killed all the buffalo.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 0:02, archived)
# Spot the dog
(I helped save b3ta! 2Pints , at the third stroke, it will be, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 23:20, archived)
# Amazingly in 2012
Facebook people still send me 'Spot the cat' type of posts involving lots of grass
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 23:26, archived)
# too much grass will do that to you
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# Somebody sent me this recently
www.des.emory.edu/mfp/giraffe.html

They are 35 years old.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 23:41, archived)
# *grones*
(macroscian (1 like), Wed 18 Apr 2012, 7:01, archived)
# Gladioli :)
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 23:03, archived)
# Glad you did.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 17 Apr 2012, 23:06, archived)
# Nice touch on the interflora
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 23:08, archived)
# This seems appropriately silly :)
They would also be great weapons if his opponent had hayfever
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 23:10, archived)
# or thrush
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 17 Apr 2012, 23:11, archived)
# Or was insecure about his sexuality
and would run away from a man offering him flowers
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 23:16, archived)
# maximus daisymus tulipus
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 23:11, archived)
# he was good in Platoon
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 23:12, archived)
# In Soviet Australia
Platoon was good in HIM
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 23:17, archived)
# I think my favourite scene from Platoon is where Riggs and Murtaugh kick the fuck out of Jet Li.
Also the bit where Mahoney and High Tower rescue Luke Skywalker from The Mask.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 23:21, archived)
# I liked the love scene between Doug Fairbanks and Billie Piper
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 23:24, archived)
# and their robot chimp
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 23:27, archived)
# the one with Tourette's?
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 23:30, archived)
# Yes, but not the sweary kind (which only accounts for about 10% of Tourette's cases anyway)
just twitches and an occasional compulsion to say "chippy"
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 23:57, archived)
# what kind of uniform does he have?
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 23:59, archived)
# that of an official hotdog vendor at an American sporting event
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 0:25, archived)
# Wait fer it
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 23:15, archived)
# Hahaha! Does he deliver?

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 23:16, archived)
# This is win!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 23:17, archived)
# Thanks muchly! Here's another old pearoast....

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 23:21, archived)
# Bagpuss'd have him!
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 23:25, archived)
# Oh yes....
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 23:31, archived)
# seeing that norwegian fool in court put me in mind of dame edna
"I'm not racist. I love all races, particularly white people"
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#


Click for bigger (245 kb)
(pi bennett, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 22:57, archived)
# Hahaha.
Wasn't it originally owned by Virginia Bottomley's brother Bertram?
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 17 Apr 2012, 23:01, archived)
# i
think so
(pi bennett, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 23:04, archived)
# GOOD LUCK TO THEM, I SAY


good luck barry baralow's
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 23:06, archived)
# Things were different in the war
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 22:44, archived)
# YES
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 22:51, archived)
# Jesus loved a fisting
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 23:00, archived)
# You bet you
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 23:01, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 23:18, archived)
# The best kind of fisting!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 23:33, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 23:22, archived)
# The dude in the grey suit has some sexy legs!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 23:33, archived)
# The Sign of the FIST
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 23:20, archived)
# My plums have gone all itchy after all that :(
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 22:53, archived)
#
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 23:03, archived)
#
--i won the gold in '84---i'm retired now---
(Mark of Sore-o writhing in agony on, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 10:20, archived)
# She put more than a finger in that dyke.
(I helped save b3ta! Art101 You all have an unhealthy and morbid fascination, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 0:33, archived)
# I dug this out for Wobbly Bloke
re: WB's post

It's one of my favourites - you should see page 7
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 22:40, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 22:41, archived)
# Yay!
This is one of my faves :D
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 22:43, archived)
# Fantastic!
(I helped save b3ta! Mex3 =mememe, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 22:45, archived)
# fuck yeah \o/
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 22:46, archived)
# I knew this was going to be one of the first responses
but this was even quicker than I thought ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 22:52, archived)
# that's what Mrs Toast keeps saying
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 22:55, archived)
# I'll try and think of mortgages and taxes next time
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 22:58, archived)
# YES
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 22:59, archived)
# that thud is great
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 23:14, archived)
# This is too good for words
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 23:52, archived)
# Why's it for men only..?
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 22:55, archived)
# Because it's not for girls
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 23:00, archived)
# I like pylons though
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 23:05, archived)
# *subscribes*

(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Tue 17 Apr 2012, 23:40, archived)
# You asked for it!
(imchocked CAPTAIN HE IS ALL TIME TOUCHING MY ASS, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 22:35, archived)
# I really didn't.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 22:36, archived)
# He asked for it:
b3ta.com/board/10746664
(imchocked CAPTAIN HE IS ALL TIME TOUCHING MY ASS, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 22:38, archived)
# By the way Mr Chocked, what actually is your first language?
I always thought you were Italian, but now it seems you get that wrong too.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 22:41, archived)
# Tibetan
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 22:53, archived)
# THE DALAI LAMA!!
THE DALAI LAMA!! THE DALAI LAMA!! THE DALAI LAMA!! THE DALAI LAMA!! THE DALAI LAMA!! THE DALAI LAMA!! THE DALAI LAMA!! THE DALAI LAMA!! THE DALAI LAMA!! THE DALAI LAMA!! THE DALAI LAMA!! THE DALAI LAMA!! THE DALAI LAMA!! THE DALAI LAMA!! THE DALAI LAMA!! THE DALAI LAMA!! THE DALAI LAMA!! THE DALAI LAMA!! THE DALAI LAMA!! THE DALAI LAMA!!
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 22:56, archived)
# Fact of the day:
The technical name for man boobs is Gynacomastia.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 22:37, archived)
# No I didn't

however poignant this may be
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 22:37, archived)
# You baffle me
as much as Moggy, but the threads that follow are less fun.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 22:40, archived)
# what pope?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 22:40, archived)
[challenge entry] Revenge of the hoax
(I helped save b3ta! daveyclayton Gosh, is it really, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 21:35, archived)
# Nice :)
What kind of sub is that?

Also:
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Tue 17 Apr 2012, 21:52, archived)
# Thanks!
It's the "Willhelm Bauer" a German XXI class submarine, according to the revell website where I stole it from
(I helped save b3ta! daveyclayton Gosh, is it really, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 7:10, archived)
# Fish eagle diversifies.
and click.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 17 Apr 2012, 22:06, archived)
# now all he needs is a can opener.
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Tue 17 Apr 2012, 22:14, archived)
# Don't roc the boat
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 22:21, archived)
# *chortles*
(I helped save b3ta! daveyclayton Gosh, is it really, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 7:08, archived)
# HERE I AM AGAIN
(imchocked CAPTAIN HE IS ALL TIME TOUCHING MY ASS, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 21:28, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/10745749
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 21:36, archived)
# and again
Question:Why is it always popeing in your pictures?
Answer:A trademark or trade mark or trade-mark is a distinctive sign or indicator used by an individual, business organization, or other legal entity to identify that the products or services to consumers with which the trademark appears originate from a unique source, and to distinguish its products or services from those of other entities.

And my trademarks are: Obama, Pope, Poop, Chicken ... not exactly all time in this order. (Exception exist, for example the PITA Series, fresh and new and literally a pain in the ass).
(imchocked CAPTAIN HE IS ALL TIME TOUCHING MY ASS, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 21:42, archived)
# Dude, nobody cares.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 21:44, archived)
# eh?
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# Where's the chicken then?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 22:27, archived)
# Chicken
(imchocked CAPTAIN HE IS ALL TIME TOUCHING MY ASS, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 22:36, archived)
# That is also The Pope
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 23:00, archived)
#
1) Obama



2) Pope



3) Poop



4) and Chicken



... not always in the same order (except the rare exceptions).
(imchocked CAPTAIN HE IS ALL TIME TOUCHING MY ASS, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 21:46, archived)
# You are becoming incredibly tedious
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 22:00, archived)
# there is alway a way to become more tedious
but, butt, I promise I will put my efforts in future more towards other projects like Obama with Tits, yes, TITTTTTSSSSssss s s s s s
(imchocked CAPTAIN HE IS ALL TIME TOUCHING MY ASS, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 22:35, archived)

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