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[challenge entry] Fucksocks!
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 9:05, archived)
# Pfft! Mimsy is a such great word (and the Last one is on TV this week).
Also, this has now made me think of "Fucksocks!ā„¢" as one of those great "fun" K-Tel products that were advertised back in the olden days of three TV channels.
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 9:15, archived)
# Or Ronco!
:) The 'Butonner'!
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 9:16, archived)
# Ronco!!! Yes! Oh my life, but YouTube is gold for stuff like this
I actually had a Record Vac - I thought they were ace.
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 9:24, archived)
[challenge entry] :D
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 9:38, archived)
# The last mimsy!?!
Nobody told me they were even endangered! ;)

'ning ninj :)
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 10:05, archived)
# Ningles!
:D
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 10:10, archived)
# I seem to remember doing that very same gag years ago...
I did watch that for a bit, and though it's a corny kids' movie it does make you sit up when they put a bit of the thing under a microscope...
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 12:30, archived)
# Don't get the hump about it, mate.
Good morning, also.
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 9:19, archived)
# Good morning Cap'n
:D
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 9:23, archived)
[challenge entry] Silly frog... those are not tits!!
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 8:55, archived)
# Still...
any port in a storm, eh? :-)
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 9:11, archived)
# :)
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 9:30, archived)
# Run, Kermit!
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 9:21, archived)
# Phwoar
But can it be milked?
apparently so
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 9:45, archived)
# I don't think they are any good at tiling though
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 9:50, archived)
# Oh and here are todays VAGs
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 10:10, archived)
# lully lady humps
:D
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 11:31, archived)
# I been bored today and made this
It says camel*

CFB(177 kb)

*lies
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 6:55, archived)
# Gordon's alive?
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 8:13, archived)
# no real names please
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 9:03, archived)
# PAVSZETTE
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 8:14, archived)
# JIZZLETTE
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 8:28, archived)
# the bezzt a man can get
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 8:47, archived)
# haha
:)
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 11:58, archived)
#
kinda wish it did say that now
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 9:03, archived)
# fiend?
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 8:30, archived)
# PAZSZeLLE?
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 8:47, archived)
# In my mind, it looks like this



but no-one else on the planet agrees with me
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 9:05, archived)
# Measuring a summer's day, I only find it slips away to grey..
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 9:16, archived)
# OMG FIEND'S BACK
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 9:07, archived)
# hey Fiend
how's tricks?
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 10:59, archived)
# Morning all

WFHIT
Everyone have a ruddy lovely Thursday now.
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 6:53, archived)
# Hahahaha :D
morning
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 7:13, archived)
# Hahahaha brilliant!
Front page please
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 7:31, archived)
# That's chuffing ace!
I think I'll give sex tourism a miss though, thanks
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 7:48, archived)
# You mean there are other kinds?
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 8:31, archived)
# aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 8:13, archived)
# Thailand flashbacks?
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 8:29, archived)
# pffft!
and your website is the best way to kill time evaaaah!
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 9:06, archived)
# Oh lordy
that's brill with the skill
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 9:17, archived)
# That is lovely
and I like the superbly drawn cock and balls.
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 9:27, archived)
# Pfft.

Apologies for deleting, if anybody noticed.
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 9:42, archived)
# I did. :-)
I liked it then and I like it now, and I still really do want to hear that parody song.
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 9:54, archived)
# It's a cash cow waiting to be milked.
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 10:07, archived)
# yikes
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 11:47, archived)
[challenge entry] Al salam Alikum
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 4:17, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 5:14, archived)
# house on haunted hump?
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 5:19, archived)
# we split the box office takings 50/50
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 5:25, archived)
# i'll take the first 50,
you can have whatever else we get
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 7:36, archived)
# !
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 7:13, archived)
# !!
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 7:38, archived)
#
crikey!
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 9:02, archived)
# Almost a Mandelbrot camel
sort of
Kind of.
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 9:29, archived)
# wa alaykumu assalam
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 5:18, archived)
# Too sassoon
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 2:06, archived)
# sas
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 2:25, archived)
# It's all about ...
give and take
Photobucket
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 0:49, archived)
# OH!Mikey
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 0:51, archived)
# Larry: Sorry for my bad work!

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 0:58, archived)
# Why do you keep posting that French cat?
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 1:20, archived)
#
that French cat
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 1:25, archived)
# ha ha!
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 3:51, archived)
# no. He is British cat. (British Flag)
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 1:30, archived)
#
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 2:35, archived)
# not French
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 3:22, archived)
#
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 1:25, archived)
# Only him dirty :D
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 1:40, archived)
# David Walliams harbours erotic thoughts about cats wearing French bow-ties.
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 2:27, archived)
# OK, in retropect it isn't a French flag but it sure as fuck isn't British.
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 2:34, archived)
# gah that's horrific
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 0:52, archived)
#
don't want to look a mess when you're renewing your vows
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 0:56, archived)
# oh my..
they has the look and feel of the real thing...
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 0:56, archived)
# careless whisper...
*sax solo*
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 0:57, archived)
#
hahahaha (you've put that sax solo in my head now .... Pffftttt)
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 0:58, archived)
#
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 1:05, archived)
# Damn you, LOL
Singing that now!
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 3:30, archived)
# Deckard would air these skin-jobs without hesitation.
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 0:58, archived)
# Well, they'd definitely fail the Voigt-Kampff test.
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 1:03, archived)
# Save electricity and just blast 'em.
These mooks are Nexus 2, tops.
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 1:09, archived)
# Dang boy
yew shore got a purty mouth...
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 1:02, archived)
# What rosy cheeks they have.
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 1:05, archived)
# Couldn't resist it ....
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 1:19, archived)
# There is so much wrong in this, I don't know where to start.
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 1:37, archived)
# More like this.

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 1:57, archived)
[challenge entry] TO CAMEL-OT


err, on second thoughts let's not go to Camel-ot.
T'is a silly place
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 0:24, archived)
# silly places are good.
this is good too.
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 0:34, archived)
# YAY!
'clicks HARD'
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 0:38, archived)
# are you using coconut shells?
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 1:17, archived)
# hahaha fab :D
impeccable footwork!!
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 0:43, archived)
# :)
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 2:17, archived)
# What is your favourite colour?
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 0:54, archived)
# What do you mean?
CMYK or RGB?
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 1:04, archived)
# Huh? I.. I don't know that.
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 1:12, archived)
# Excellent stuff!
A click from me.
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 1:06, archived)
# gratitude, kind sirrah
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 1:10, archived)
# camels going wa wa wa
me going woo woo woo
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 2:55, archived)
# :)
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 3:41, archived)
# Ha! I love this
And I'm singing the song, thank you, because I had that bloody "Careless Whisper" sax solo in my head from up there ^^^^
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 3:31, archived)
# haha
the Careless Whisper just bounced off me, coz I had the 'Baaa-rababababaa Rah ba ba Rrah ba baa' on an endless skull-loop!

Still do, as a matter of fact
:D
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 3:37, archived)
# shibby
love the lego!
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 5:05, archived)
# cliktalot
:D
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 23:14, archived)
# its only a model !
but thanks folks :)
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 10:40, archived)
# brilliant
I particularly love the prisoner hanging on the wall

Can't get the song out off my head now "I have to push the pram a lot " :)
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 11:02, archived)
[challenge entry] Don't make him thirsty
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 0:16, archived)
# Incredible!
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 0:17, archived)
[challenge entry] FUCK! :D
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 0:19, archived)
# Wah hah hah hah!
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 0:24, archived)
[challenge entry] :D
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 0:34, archived)
# Hahaha fucking hell!
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 0:40, archived)
# hahaha :D

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 0:47, archived)
# rofl :D
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 4:58, archived)
# There is much win, here.
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 0:50, archived)
# ^TRUTH
right there.
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 1:23, archived)
# FUCK A MEL !!!
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 0:27, archived)
# hah
excellent
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 0:34, archived)
# GRRAAAGHHH :D
does he get superstrength spittle with that too?
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 0:52, archived)
# greenies
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 1:02, archived)
# hawks a loogie :D
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 1:06, archived)
[challenge entry] Funky camel. With eyes up its nose.
(, Wed 9 May 2012, 23:53, archived)
# Ahahaha Grampa Flump is concentrating.
(, Wed 9 May 2012, 23:56, archived)
# hahaha
(, Wed 9 May 2012, 23:57, archived)
# You've got a series on your hands here. :D
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 0:02, archived)
# ^this
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 0:03, archived)
# I have always been strangely fond...
... of sticking eyes up noses :)
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 0:08, archived)
# The concept gives birth to a whole host of wonderful new creatures :D
But now I can't look at an animal without making a face out of its mouth and nostrils. XD
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 0:25, archived)
# hehe, welcome to my world
it works really well* with people too
www.eclectech.co.uk/typesearch.php?t19=1

*only within the context of making quite odd pictures, obviously
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 0:33, archived)
# ooooo
saves for later :D
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 0:37, archived)
# This one works particularly well :D
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 0:42, archived)
# hahaha
love the distinguished goat creature!
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 1:33, archived)
# Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit snorting eyeballs.
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 2:54, archived)
#
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 3:54, archived)
# now this I can wank to!
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 0:28, archived)
# pffft!
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 0:34, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 0:38, archived)
# Don't it make your brown eye blue
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 2:55, archived)
# *fears*
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 0:35, archived)
# 'cause other things don't fit
Off to get another beer, g'night all.
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 0:40, archived)
#
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 2:01, archived)
# Jesus ! wtf
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 2:08, archived)
# Awww come on
I'm just saying what you're all thinking
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 2:29, archived)
# True
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 2:54, archived)
# o.O
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 2:19, archived)
# you've goat to be kidding
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 2:57, archived)
# 2 puns at once. Well done.
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 2:58, archived)
# Wahahaha
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 3:43, archived)
# WOAH YEAH
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 1:32, archived)
[challenge entry] Can I have the eccentric one, please?
(, Wed 9 May 2012, 23:50, archived)
# POOOOO
(, Wed 9 May 2012, 23:53, archived)
# Haha! or even...
POO
OOO
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 0:10, archived)
# I actually felt my brain working then.
Nicely.
(, Wed 9 May 2012, 23:54, archived)
# Were the cogs and gears turning... and those other things... what are they called again?
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 0:16, archived)
# None of those are Moons.
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 0:01, archived)
# Shurley O. is a wheel?
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 0:04, archived)
# maybe that's why it's O?
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 0:18, archived)
# cleverness
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 0:29, archived)
[challenge entry] doh!
that took way too long :D



don't want to start a new thread for this thing, if you don't mind :D
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 0:46, archived)
# you should
for tis worthy
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 1:20, archived)
# why the hell not? I like it :)
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 3:01, archived)
# Needs more Snoopy
:D Nice work!
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 3:33, archived)
[challenge entry] o_O
(, Wed 9 May 2012, 23:02, archived)
# Hahaha took me a second.
(, Wed 9 May 2012, 23:20, archived)
# haha this is nicely shopped
(, Wed 9 May 2012, 23:54, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Wed 9 May 2012, 22:56, archived)
# Seems like an amiable fella
Woo
(, Wed 9 May 2012, 23:04, archived)
# nah, lost here, alright chb
(, Wed 9 May 2012, 23:06, archived)
# According to camelspiders.net:
Some common Camel Spider Myths:

1. Camel spiders can move at speeds over 30 MPH, screaming while they run.
2. Camel spiders can be as large as a frisbee.
3. Camel spiders venom is an anesthetic that numbs their prey.
4. Camel spiders can jump three feet high.
5. Camel spiders get their name because they eat the stomachs of camels.
6. They eat or gnaw on people while they sleep. Due to the numbing effect of their venom, the victim is unaware until they awake.
7. Send us your myths for inclusion here...
(, Wed 9 May 2012, 23:40, archived)
# Best of all, they're not even Spiders
They're Solpugids - Yay solpugids!
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 0:05, archived)
# Have to say,
I'm quite the fan of amblypygids myself.
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 3:37, archived)
# :(
Camel spiders are TWICE as fluffy as kittens.
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 0:28, archived)
[challenge entry] MS Paint :(
(, Wed 9 May 2012, 22:53, archived)
# I like the idea :)
Welcome to b3tatown.

(And please don't delete threads!)
(, Wed 9 May 2012, 22:54, archived)
# the fact that you point it out makes it funnier to the deleters, you get that yeah
(, Wed 9 May 2012, 22:56, archived)
# Well that keeps everyone happy now doesn't it?
(, Wed 9 May 2012, 23:02, archived)
# i suppose, only a forum aint it, no need for any upsets, you lot need an alright thread
(, Wed 9 May 2012, 23:05, archived)
# dromedary breakdown? are the sad too :(
(, Wed 9 May 2012, 22:55, archived)
# and here's annabel veil with a camel toe
(, Wed 9 May 2012, 22:57, archived)
# Ooof! Had to filename
Welcome aboard though. You'll never leave...

(, Wed 9 May 2012, 22:57, archived)
# Yeah I'm a bit disappointed now I realise it's just another camel toe joke
I preferred it when I thought it was just a funny pic of a camel that had broken down and had to be picked up by the RAC.
(, Wed 9 May 2012, 23:06, archived)
# I can see a majority of this week's entries being camel-toe related. :(
(, Wed 9 May 2012, 23:09, archived)
# ...


tasty, anyway.
(, Wed 9 May 2012, 23:45, archived)
# I thought it was R-ope A-round C-amel
(, Wed 9 May 2012, 23:12, archived)
# If it was the other major breakdown company, it could be
A-rabian A-ccident
(, Wed 9 May 2012, 23:14, archived)
# 'just another camel toe joke'?
How many have there been?
Glad I got mine in early in that case
(, Wed 9 May 2012, 23:18, archived)
# I didn't mind yours - it was obvious
That's how I like my puns :)
(, Wed 9 May 2012, 23:26, archived)
# hurrah \o/
and welcomes :D
(, Wed 9 May 2012, 23:07, archived)
# Welcome, shop a chair, pull up a kitten, etc.
MS Pants is nasty, this is miles better:
download.cnet.com/Paint-NET/3000-2192_4-10338146.html
(, Wed 9 May 2012, 23:13, archived)
# not bad noob, shop a chair, strangle a kitten...
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 3:03, archived)
# Cheers!
Thanks all! Deleted thread was me being thick and putting pic in the wrong section. Been looking at B3ta for ages but only just signed up....
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 23:36, archived)
[challenge entry] Q&S. Bindun?
(, Wed 9 May 2012, 22:45, archived)
# Some noob just deleted a thread
I was in the middle of replying positively to them as well :(

Sorry snappy, yours is good too, being both a pun and an observation on her camel-like features :)
(, Wed 9 May 2012, 22:52, archived)
# Me too!
Come back newby! Don't be shy.
(, Wed 9 May 2012, 22:53, archived)
# Well, 'noob' is one step up from 'thread-deleting cunt'
(, Wed 9 May 2012, 22:53, archived)
# shut up, noob
(, Wed 9 May 2012, 22:59, archived)
# lolzzzz
(, Wed 9 May 2012, 23:06, archived)
# Your mum's a noob
(, Wed 9 May 2012, 23:13, archived)
[challenge entry] I'm going to drop mine here, so as not to push all this new stuff down.


To apologize for this pun is to accept defeat.
(, Wed 9 May 2012, 22:53, archived)
# Ouch! Hadn't even spotted the pun
thanks for not apologising for it
(, Wed 9 May 2012, 23:02, archived)
# Je ne regrette rien ;D
(, Wed 9 May 2012, 23:08, archived)
# Ohhhh that's another one spoiled
I like my puns obvious and my surrealism inexplicable.
(, Wed 9 May 2012, 23:25, archived)
# It's an obligatory Star Wars post too if that helps :D
(, Wed 9 May 2012, 23:28, archived)
# Star Wars + surreal faceswap + hidden punnage = WIN!
science
(, Wed 9 May 2012, 23:33, archived)
# Something for everyone in this :D
(, Wed 9 May 2012, 23:34, archived)
# *explodes in outrage*
(, Wed 9 May 2012, 23:34, archived)
# Sowwy D:
I'll probably animate something later on in the week. I was geared up to have 'animation' selected for the vote, too.
(, Wed 9 May 2012, 23:38, archived)
# Nah don't be sorry, I like its surreal headswappiness
Besides, B3ta doesn't exist solely to please me. I'm starting come to terms with that now.
(, Wed 9 May 2012, 23:44, archived)
# hooof :D
(, Wed 9 May 2012, 23:11, archived)
# this pun is unacceptable
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 3:04, archived)
[challenge entry] la la la threadrush
(, Wed 9 May 2012, 22:43, archived)
# haha
took a sec
(, Wed 9 May 2012, 22:52, archived)
[challenge entry] A camel. With an eye up its nostril. And a hat on.

That is all.
(, Wed 9 May 2012, 22:39, archived)
# AAU
:D
(, Wed 9 May 2012, 22:43, archived)
# looks like a dr seuss thing, alright electech
(, Wed 9 May 2012, 22:47, archived)
# hah, yes, this will be thing 1...
i might go and look for thing 2
and hello!
(, Wed 9 May 2012, 22:56, archived)
# ^This
(, Wed 9 May 2012, 23:25, archived)
# genetic engineering
for fun :D
(, Wed 9 May 2012, 22:48, archived)
# ooo.. top holes :D
(, Wed 9 May 2012, 23:21, archived)
[challenge entry] Is this near enough?
(, Wed 9 May 2012, 22:35, archived)
# No. Try again.


oh, go on then, have a woo!

EDIT: shouldn't that be 'desert' mix?
(, Wed 9 May 2012, 22:39, archived)
# hahaha desert mix :D
(, Wed 9 May 2012, 23:15, archived)
# You can't really blame them....


(, Wed 9 May 2012, 22:32, archived)
# This is most unseasonal
although I do spy the camel
(, Wed 9 May 2012, 22:40, archived)
# :)
(, Wed 9 May 2012, 22:45, archived)
# Christmas is saved!
(, Wed 9 May 2012, 22:46, archived)
# Yes, but it's been moved forward a few months
it's now in the fall
(, Wed 9 May 2012, 22:48, archived)
# chrrrist-a-mass isss-aah sayyavedddd-aa
(, Wed 9 May 2012, 22:54, archived)
# This is fucking horrific
(, Wed 9 May 2012, 23:30, archived)
# Christmas-AAAAAAAA
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 2:58, archived)

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