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# crossing franchises here, I know.
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sun 1 Jul 2012, 23:17, archived)
# racist
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 1 Jul 2012, 23:23, archived)
# the Purples don't like it, I know.
*hangs head in shame.
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sun 1 Jul 2012, 23:24, archived)
# He looks impossibly frustrated
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 1 Jul 2012, 23:29, archived)
# You can hold your breath all you want
We are NOT stopping for ice cream
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 1 Jul 2012, 23:50, archived)
# 'waits for massive fart'
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 1 Jul 2012, 23:51, archived)
# he looks like he's trying to make a big poo
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 0:16, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 1 Jul 2012, 22:14, archived)
# worst remake of the Shining ever
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 1 Jul 2012, 22:15, archived)
# i just gave up trying to 'shop that
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 1 Jul 2012, 22:18, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 1 Jul 2012, 22:25, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 1 Jul 2012, 22:36, archived)
# Winning!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 1 Jul 2012, 22:16, archived)
# Oh dear, I can see what has now begun ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 1 Jul 2012, 22:17, archived)
# go on then
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 1 Jul 2012, 22:24, archived)
# More drug than smug.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 1 Jul 2012, 22:25, archived)
# fleabase
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Sun 1 Jul 2012, 22:51, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 1 Jul 2012, 22:54, archived)
# hahaha
glad it wasn't just me...
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Sun 1 Jul 2012, 23:16, archived)
#


(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 1 Jul 2012, 22:24, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 1 Jul 2012, 22:32, archived)
# blammo!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 1 Jul 2012, 22:40, archived)
# The resemblance is uncanny.
(I helped save b3ta! The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Sun 1 Jul 2012, 23:36, archived)
# who is this guy?
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 5:11, archived)
#
www.oregonlive.com/portland/index.ssf/2012/06/car_thief_who_was_high_on_drug.html
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 6:20, archived)
# bit of a shit bandwagon
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 6:54, archived)
# The 20th Century In Photographs: An Outline
(4lfie, Sun 1 Jul 2012, 21:57, archived)
# i see what you did there
:)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 1 Jul 2012, 21:59, archived)
#
Thank goodness someone understands that this is art we're looking at here.
(4lfie, Sun 1 Jul 2012, 22:02, archived)
# Yeah, because the rest of us are all thickos.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 1 Jul 2012, 22:06, archived)
#
do you mean that you think it's art?
(4lfie, Sun 1 Jul 2012, 22:07, archived)
# My opinion is jaded by your surprise that anybody else has ever seen Picasso's light paintings.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 1 Jul 2012, 22:09, archived)
# i had to tineye it :D
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 1 Jul 2012, 22:11, archived)
# go to the back of the class thicko! :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 1 Jul 2012, 22:12, archived)
#
Dude I was totally kidding with mictoboy - believe me I am not surprised that you know about Picasso's light paintings! The jest is that if you work in the art world to any degree lots of people would say "I see what you did there" not with a laff but with a chin rub and a discussion about the meaning of removing the protagonist from the image to create a 'new discourse on the nature of memory and society's ability to appreciate history in the digital nowism'. Me I'm just having fun :)
(4lfie, Sun 1 Jul 2012, 22:12, archived)
# i liked the way you recontextualised the underlying metaphor of the piece
whilst retaining picasso's indelible mis-en-scene
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 1 Jul 2012, 22:14, archived)
#
I shall simply say thank you, it is the appreciation of one's peers that one appreciates, even if the appreciation has no bearing on the work.
(4lfie, Sun 1 Jul 2012, 22:15, archived)
# *rubs chin*
Well, that's OK, then.
Drinks all round!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 1 Jul 2012, 22:16, archived)
#
free beer is not nearly as un-appreciated as Picasso's light art experiments.
(4lfie, Sun 1 Jul 2012, 22:17, archived)
# Less talk, more drinking!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 1 Jul 2012, 22:22, archived)
# Great booze up, Edmund!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 0:23, archived)
# I don't know them, so Vienna.
Not too bothered though. I just think it looks like a ghost man with a neon whip.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 1 Jul 2012, 22:19, archived)
# Pablo Picasso, correct?
I think he is vastly under-appreciated for his "light art". For the time, it's amazing.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 1 Jul 2012, 22:08, archived)
# Picasso is under appreciated?
Pretty sure he is one of if not the best known artist of the 20th century
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 1 Jul 2012, 22:12, archived)
# Nah, I mean his light stuff.
Maybe it's the circles I move in, hell I dunno.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 1 Jul 2012, 22:15, archived)
# they were famously the star of Life magazine in 1949
you didn't get a much bigger global platform back then
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 1 Jul 2012, 22:17, archived)
#
yeah, as a start point for the project I'm using some of the LIFE magazine best images of the 20th century, but many of them are just pure Americana like the Mickey Mantel one.
(4lfie, Sun 1 Jul 2012, 22:20, archived)
# some nice work there
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 1 Jul 2012, 22:23, archived)
#
if you like photoshop skillz from 2001 maybe ;)
(4lfie, Sun 1 Jul 2012, 22:24, archived)
# that's where i get mine ffrom...
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 1 Jul 2012, 22:25, archived)
#
even more under-appreciated is the guy who showed him how it was done: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gjon_Mili
(4lfie, Sun 1 Jul 2012, 22:18, archived)
# Purdy ;)
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Sun 1 Jul 2012, 22:09, archived)
# Meh. You've misunderstood cubism there.
(nice!)
(I helped save b3ta! El Cid ...wing attack plan R..., Sun 1 Jul 2012, 22:21, archived)
# why is there a skipping rope on the floor?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 1 Jul 2012, 22:36, archived)
#
It's the power cord for the light pen
(4lfie, Sun 1 Jul 2012, 22:40, archived)
# why was he skipping with that?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 1 Jul 2012, 23:05, archived)
# was it just me?


Click for bigger (180 kb)
(bumbandido mildly flaming, Sun 1 Jul 2012, 21:53, archived)
# you know what they say about a man with a big whistle...
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 1 Jul 2012, 21:53, archived)
# he should enter one man and his dog
(bumbandido mildly flaming, Sun 1 Jul 2012, 21:59, archived)
# By force
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 1 Jul 2012, 22:03, archived)
# that film is banned in most of europe now
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 1 Jul 2012, 22:10, archived)
# Pregnant carrot
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 1 Jul 2012, 21:57, archived)
# An unhappy worm with a neck goitre, farting.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 1 Jul 2012, 22:01, archived)
# Flying boxing glove.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 1 Jul 2012, 22:03, archived)
# I like the carrot
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Sun 1 Jul 2012, 22:05, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 1 Jul 2012, 22:11, archived)
# Green spray
Unsettling
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Sun 1 Jul 2012, 22:09, archived)
#
(herman:D, Sun 1 Jul 2012, 21:52, archived)
# Ha-ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 1 Jul 2012, 22:06, archived)
# Bwahaha
SHOW NO MERCY ERNIE
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Sun 1 Jul 2012, 22:07, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 1 Jul 2012, 22:19, archived)
# Oof!
 
(I helped save b3ta! El Cid ...wing attack plan R..., Sun 1 Jul 2012, 22:22, archived)
# well done
i did a crooked smile, sort of thing
(I helped save b3ta! downward is avoiding human contact since, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 2:53, archived)
# only way
to stop that YAPPING
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 8:22, archived)
# Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Mex3 =mememe, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 12:29, archived)
# This is getting silly now.


EDIT/ Thank you Happy Toast, Mick Jagger is now Iggy. And although Terry and Bruce released records... well, have you heard the floral dance? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Sun 1 Jul 2012, 20:59, archived)
# Wow, you do put the work in.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 1 Jul 2012, 21:09, archived)
# This started as 5 circles, nearly killed me.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Sun 1 Jul 2012, 21:11, archived)
# Hurrah, Venntastic! *click*
Thought old Cliff looked very Ian Brown-esque on the Olympic torch run yesterday...

(Edit: soz, nearly started this as a new thread instead of replying)
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Sun 1 Jul 2012, 21:21, archived)
# that's Cliff? I thought it was Willem Dafoe
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 1 Jul 2012, 21:28, archived)
# This is begging for some magenta.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 1 Jul 2012, 21:30, archived)
# Hehe, I knew someone would ask...
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Sun 1 Jul 2012, 21:33, archived)
# YAY
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 1 Jul 2012, 21:34, archived)
# I'll let you off now ;D
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Sun 1 Jul 2012, 21:36, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Sun 1 Jul 2012, 21:42, archived)
# in other words you deleted a thread
naughty boy
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Sun 1 Jul 2012, 21:33, archived)
# I know...
I feel officially 'bad' now
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Sun 1 Jul 2012, 21:34, archived)
# Mick Jagger is a sir
Bruce Forsyth has released several albums
Terry obviously did the Floral Dance
and Tina Turner is leathery

come on fella, check your facts! ;)

P.S. have you added "Boiling" to water yet, do that and even I'd buy a tea towel!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 1 Jul 2012, 21:27, archived)
# Hahaha!
All true. No boiling yet, soon.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Sun 1 Jul 2012, 21:31, archived)
# Ok Humperdinck rather than jagger?
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Sun 1 Jul 2012, 21:31, archived)
# iggy pop?
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Sun 1 Jul 2012, 21:35, archived)
# either or
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 1 Jul 2012, 21:36, archived)
# Iggy! Of course.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Sun 1 Jul 2012, 22:22, archived)
# :D trouble is that iggy is a bit wiggy
-w :P
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Sun 1 Jul 2012, 22:57, archived)
# shitting crikey!
nice work
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 1 Jul 2012, 21:53, archived)
# Serious dedication.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 1 Jul 2012, 22:07, archived)
# Real Photo Sunday is NOT shite.
Photobucket

Link to story: www.oregonlive.com/portland/index.ssf/2012/06/car_thief_who_was_high_on_drug.html
(I helped save b3ta! The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Sun 1 Jul 2012, 19:56, archived)
# *head-desk*
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 1 Jul 2012, 19:59, archived)
# Hahahahaha
What an absolute mentalist!

Reminds me of: www.b3ta.com/board/3759265
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 1 Jul 2012, 20:02, archived)
# How appropriate, I ran out of meds last week.
:-o {:-&, {8-o {:-( oh fuck these mood swings.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 1 Jul 2012, 21:14, archived)
# invisible people edit my posts
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 1 Jul 2012, 21:16, archived)
# /Links! And, may I add: hahahahahahaha
(macroscian (1 like), Sun 1 Jul 2012, 20:03, archived)
#
I debated /links, but as it was the photo I found hilarious I settled on here.

The story is actually a kinda nice one, in how the judge handled it...
(I helped save b3ta! The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Sun 1 Jul 2012, 20:10, archived)
# It's an awesome pic =)
The thing that is so sorry about RPS is (to me) it quickly turns into 'look at this here pretty picture wot I have photographed'. I don't really mind the cats and the dogs.
(macroscian (1 like), Sun 1 Jul 2012, 20:29, archived)
# no point snarling at the police photographer, you're already nicked sunshine
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 1 Jul 2012, 20:04, archived)
# i thought you had shopped his forhead until I saw the image in the linked story
tsk tsk

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 1 Jul 2012, 20:05, archived)
# That last one just screams "Put me on the sex offenders list anyway!"
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 1 Jul 2012, 20:21, archived)
# Hahahaha yeah.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 1 Jul 2012, 21:03, archived)
# yes, because the others you'd invite round for tea and to baby sit
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 1 Jul 2012, 22:03, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 1 Jul 2012, 20:23, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Sun 1 Jul 2012, 20:24, archived)
# Rum and Coke all over the place now. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 1 Jul 2012, 20:24, archived)
# Haha yes
(macroscian (1 like), Sun 1 Jul 2012, 20:30, archived)
# ha ha perfect!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 1 Jul 2012, 20:33, archived)
# 8D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 1 Jul 2012, 20:52, archived)
# Yeah
this is great too
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 1 Jul 2012, 21:27, archived)
# haha, marvellous
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 1 Jul 2012, 22:29, archived)
# Someone had to do it.
(XD
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 1 Jul 2012, 21:08, archived)
# Hahahaha
class
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 1 Jul 2012, 21:27, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Sun 1 Jul 2012, 21:42, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 1 Jul 2012, 21:40, archived)
# The second one looks like Bruce Dickinson.
:/
(Beh3moth The devil's advocaat., Mon 2 Jul 2012, 8:41, archived)
# well generally real photo sunday
means photos you've taken yourself.
also, he looks like flea.

edit: sorry, that came across as a bit harsh. it is a good mugshot, whatever the case...
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Sun 1 Jul 2012, 20:20, archived)
#
He looks to me to be an unholy blend of Beavis, Sideshow Bob and Lurch.
(I helped save b3ta! The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Sun 1 Jul 2012, 20:36, archived)
# blimey, desperate dan has really fallen on hard times
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Sun 1 Jul 2012, 20:50, archived)
# Coo, Stuart Campbell's grown his hair back
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Sun 1 Jul 2012, 21:22, archived)
# Can someone ask Shirley if this has bindun?
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Sun 1 Jul 2012, 19:18, archived)
# Isle have to spang you for that
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 1 Jul 2012, 19:30, archived)
# Ahh, spanging. The coast-effective method of pun punishment.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 1 Jul 2012, 19:44, archived)
# It certainly doesn't take atoll on your finances
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 1 Jul 2012, 19:47, archived)
# you should stop and think what you've dune
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 1 Jul 2012, 19:49, archived)
# You can beach-ya arse this won't go well.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 1 Jul 2012, 19:55, archived)
# Yup. Looks like islands myself in trouble with the pun police again.
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Sun 1 Jul 2012, 20:29, archived)
# Oh you are a cove.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 1 Jul 2012, 21:17, archived)
# Shorely.
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Sun 1 Jul 2012, 21:40, archived)
# ha
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 1 Jul 2012, 19:55, archived)
# Haha!
 
(I helped save b3ta! El Cid ...wing attack plan R..., Sun 1 Jul 2012, 22:25, archived)
# Evening b3ta churms
Directors Series Number 6 - Ridley and Tony Scott

Here's a newy - Ridley and Tony Scott fighting over a stottie round their mams.
(PagettyPol something something something, Sun 1 Jul 2012, 18:41, archived)
# ridley scott is channelling donald stott :D
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 1 Jul 2012, 19:05, archived)
# Marzipan!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 1 Jul 2012, 19:37, archived)
# marzipan's private Davey!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 1 Jul 2012, 21:53, archived)
# This-is-your-life!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 0:40, archived)
# Hahaha!
That's wonderful
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 1 Jul 2012, 19:05, archived)
# well hullo there.. :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 1 Jul 2012, 19:07, archived)
# The may be an earthquake going on, but cigar-chomping camel keeps his cool
is my interpretation of this
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 1 Jul 2012, 19:29, archived)
# I suspect he may actually be causing the earthquake.
But in any case he is certainly not bothered by it.
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Sun 1 Jul 2012, 19:40, archived)
# I think the original footage was on a hand held camera
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 1 Jul 2012, 19:55, archived)
# This is a thing of wonder
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sun 1 Jul 2012, 21:18, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Sun 1 Jul 2012, 19:08, archived)
# They have wormbrows
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 1 Jul 2012, 19:28, archived)
# Well lick my spatula!!!

Grandsprog No6 (Jay 7lb 12oz) squeezed out today so I made this. Don't know why.

(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sun 1 Jul 2012, 18:22, archived)
# Congrats Grampa Hood-Butter!!
and woo to your lower piccy, which I wholeheartedly endorse.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 1 Jul 2012, 18:24, archived)
# Well thank you :)
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sun 1 Jul 2012, 18:25, archived)
# Hnyeeuh Hnyeeuh
The chimp would do a bloody better job of running the place and all!
Also: congrats!
(I helped save b3ta! Willmot laid a scotch egg, Sun 1 Jul 2012, 18:34, archived)
# Congrats! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 1 Jul 2012, 18:35, archived)
# Get that stupid ape off my screen...
... oh, you have.

Thank you... and congratulations
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Sun 1 Jul 2012, 18:47, archived)
# Yay
A new little person :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 1 Jul 2012, 19:04, archived)
# congrats :)
(herman:D, Sun 1 Jul 2012, 19:09, archived)
# The latest stage in your genetic hybridisation (2nd generation) experiment is complete!
Congrats to all concerned.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 1 Jul 2012, 19:33, archived)
# Congrats!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 1 Jul 2012, 19:37, archived)
# Hurrah!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 1 Jul 2012, 20:04, archived)
# Sláinte!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 1 Jul 2012, 20:39, archived)
# mascist
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Sun 1 Jul 2012, 16:38, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 1 Jul 2012, 16:39, archived)
# Wayne Rooney's dick?
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 1 Jul 2012, 16:43, archived)
# aye
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Sun 1 Jul 2012, 17:04, archived)
# Dick Tater


as seen here :) dictatorshandbook.net/
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 1 Jul 2012, 16:45, archived)
# hahaha what?
quality website/idea
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Sun 1 Jul 2012, 16:46, archived)
# the book is fantastic, lovely clever people to doodle for
buy it
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 1 Jul 2012, 16:48, archived)
# Does it breakdown the most cost-effective genocide solutions?
My current package is a fucking drain on the treasury.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 1 Jul 2012, 16:50, archived)
# you'll be surprised what you can achieve with a handful of rupees and an iron fist
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 1 Jul 2012, 16:52, archived)
# i once started a list called 'things i would do if i ever become a benevolent dictator'
but i had to stop it because a) it started getting too long and b) i started realising that deep down i was taking it all a little too seriously
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Sun 1 Jul 2012, 16:54, archived)
# 1) Change name of country to The Land of Dreams
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 1 Jul 2012, 18:22, archived)
# hehe, does look really good
an excellent book to leave in the toilet for when you have visitors...probably get some good reactions
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Sun 1 Jul 2012, 16:52, archived)
# yay! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Sun 1 Jul 2012, 16:55, archived)
# I also say YAY!
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sun 1 Jul 2012, 18:11, archived)
# Verily
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 1 Jul 2012, 18:22, archived)
# I too am on board with this statement.
(I helped save b3ta! Willmot laid a scotch egg, Sun 1 Jul 2012, 18:49, archived)
# Exactly
Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sun 1 Jul 2012, 19:57, archived)
# Oh yeah?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 1 Jul 2012, 19:34, archived)
# *fires up orbital spang cannon*
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 1 Jul 2012, 19:42, archived)
# hahahah
well played :-)
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 8:20, archived)
# :D does hitler have chicken pox?
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Sun 1 Jul 2012, 16:45, archived)
# midgie bites
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Sun 1 Jul 2012, 16:59, archived)
# i suppose he wouldn't like black fly bites
not aryan enough
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Sun 1 Jul 2012, 17:01, archived)
# R U CALLIN ME A DIK LOL!!!!!1
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 1 Jul 2012, 17:37, archived)
# Chipler!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 1 Jul 2012, 21:38, archived)
# pomme fritz
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Sun 1 Jul 2012, 21:41, archived)
# Meditater!

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 0:24, archived)
# TOAP alert.
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sun 1 Jul 2012, 14:24, archived)
# Let's step outside
*rolls up sleeves*
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 1 Jul 2012, 14:26, archived)
# roll's up sleeves
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sun 1 Jul 2012, 14:47, archived)
# No't gonna happen
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 1 Jul 2012, 14:51, archived)
# gonna to get caught
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sun 1 Jul 2012, 14:56, archived)
# actually I was trying to just sneak dinner rolls out by putting them up my sleeves
I don't know what you're on about
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 1 Jul 2012, 14:54, archived)
# I have fat arms :(
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sun 1 Jul 2012, 14:56, archived)
#
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 1 Jul 2012, 15:26, archived)
# :( bad times
have you tried vitamins?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 1 Jul 2012, 15:28, archived)
# need more sun
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 1 Jul 2012, 15:36, archived)
# i was i was that thin, but without the flies n stuff
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 1 Jul 2012, 16:11, archived)
# had ded
dun deth
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 1 Jul 2012, 16:35, archived)
# we all have lines..
..mines been crossed.
(I helped save b3ta! glubglub should be working on, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 10:13, archived)
# I think it's very romantic
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 1 Jul 2012, 16:05, archived)
# High speed romance.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sun 1 Jul 2012, 18:12, archived)
# arf!
minor TJ: just looking for some recommendations on animated GIF editors...been using imageready for ages, but i'm wondering if there are any other cheap/freeware ones i should have a look at?
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Sun 1 Jul 2012, 16:09, archived)
# Animation Shop that comes with Paint Shop Pro 5/6/7/8
you can get the lot for usually less than a fiver 2nd hand
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sun 1 Jul 2012, 16:14, archived)
# hmm, i forgot about that. think i've probably got it on an old pc somewhere...time to dig it out.
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Sun 1 Jul 2012, 16:28, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 1 Jul 2012, 16:35, archived)
# HAMMER TIME!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 1 Jul 2012, 16:40, archived)
# Yeah yeah, I know.
But it's fucking obligatory, you know.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 1 Jul 2012, 16:40, archived)
# Rules are rules, Mu.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 1 Jul 2012, 16:43, archived)
# nice
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 1 Jul 2012, 21:13, archived)
[challenge entry] five hundred years ago this year
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Sun 1 Jul 2012, 14:14, archived)
# Hahahah, I like it, it's smiley.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 1 Jul 2012, 14:16, archived)
# Evil Da Vinci from the mirror universe.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 1 Jul 2012, 14:20, archived)
# I wanna see a toapwriter
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 1 Jul 2012, 14:26, archived)
# why is there no NumLock?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 1 Jul 2012, 15:13, archived)
# or BumCock?
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Sun 1 Jul 2012, 15:14, archived)
# or CumSock?
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Sun 1 Jul 2012, 15:19, archived)
# or YumWok
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 1 Jul 2012, 15:45, archived)
# hmm, I smell chinese
no, srsly, come here and sniff me :P
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 1 Jul 2012, 16:25, archived)
# Couldn't you just bottle your essence?
Only, I'm not sure where you are but I'm guessing it's not easy walking distance.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 1 Jul 2012, 18:26, archived)
# hahaha
he's got a lot of teeth
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Sun 1 Jul 2012, 15:56, archived)
# hahaha very good
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Sun 1 Jul 2012, 17:03, archived)
# So I drew one of those human things...
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 1 Jul 2012, 14:09, archived)
# Foxy
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Sun 1 Jul 2012, 14:12, archived)
# Black cigarettes are the worst kind!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 1 Jul 2012, 14:13, archived)
# Oh no wait, it's just a pen... you can see the squiggles she's been drawing on the wall.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 1 Jul 2012, 14:13, archived)
# In that case, looks more like charcoal.
Now I am wondering what charcoal tastes like
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 1 Jul 2012, 14:15, archived)
# Burnt wood?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 1 Jul 2012, 14:17, archived)
#
answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20090626223709AAPO5zf
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 1 Jul 2012, 14:17, archived)
# barbecue flavour
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Sun 1 Jul 2012, 14:19, archived)
# It's uhh... a stealth cigarette! Yeah... uhh... *runs*
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 1 Jul 2012, 14:23, archived)
# They'll killya before you even know you've smoked them.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 1 Jul 2012, 14:24, archived)
# Very nice; you're getting better at these
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 1 Jul 2012, 14:14, archived)
# Less yiff is a good thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 1 Jul 2012, 14:21, archived)
# Agreed. Expect more like this when I can think what else I could do with this character. xD
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 1 Jul 2012, 14:39, archived)
# stop sticking with the same thing
variety is the spice of life
Draw a cow, then an art museum, then a daffodil, then spaghetti bolognese, then a family member, then a 1987 Rover Metro, etc etc
it's the only way to get better at drawing
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 1 Jul 2012, 14:47, archived)
# maybe he'll move on when he gets the ass right
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Sun 1 Jul 2012, 14:55, archived)
# It's 25% furry, the spine and arse are from a marmoset
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 1 Jul 2012, 15:03, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Sun 1 Jul 2012, 15:06, archived)
# Ooooh! *handbags*
But valid point on variation.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 1 Jul 2012, 15:23, archived)
# draw cow vs 1987 rover metro
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 1 Jul 2012, 15:20, archived)
# Fucking. A. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 1 Jul 2012, 15:25, archived)
# "Draw spaghetti bolognese" for next b3ta image challenge.
You're Ultra-Mod - make it happen please.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 1 Jul 2012, 15:53, archived)
# it would be a week of incredible creativity for sure
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 1 Jul 2012, 15:55, archived)
# and no complaining at all!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 1 Jul 2012, 15:56, archived)
# Just make it a one word challenge "spaghetti"
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 1 Jul 2012, 15:56, archived)
# Bonus points for photos of stuff you've done using real spaghetti.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 1 Jul 2012, 15:59, archived)
# suggest it :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 1 Jul 2012, 16:07, archived)
# Voats please.
b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post1658035
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 1 Jul 2012, 16:10, archived)
# well, stealing jollyjacks cartoon just gave me a shitload of ideas :)
maybe let the character write itself
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 1 Jul 2012, 15:20, archived)
# nicely done
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Sun 1 Jul 2012, 15:06, archived)
# Excellent.
I like her a lot. :)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 1 Jul 2012, 21:10, archived)
# Cheers :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 1 Jul 2012, 21:53, archived)
# Gotta love cats.
(I helped save b3ta! rjmrjm, Sun 1 Jul 2012, 14:03, archived)
# Cats sure are some dirty fuckers.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 1 Jul 2012, 14:08, archived)
# Sure are...
I found a ball of dead earthworms that a cat had sicked up on our lawn the other day
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Sun 1 Jul 2012, 14:20, archived)
# Oh, Felix!
*yaks*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 1 Jul 2012, 14:22, archived)
# Mmm - bin scraps!
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 1 Jul 2012, 16:37, archived)
#

(bondsnood twitter.com/bondsnood, Sun 1 Jul 2012, 17:47, archived)
# I prefer their "Finest" range -
Kittens in Aspic.

Crunchy and moreish.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 0:48, archived)
# It turns out Spanish carpenters are particularly pissed off with the shit weather
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Sun 1 Jul 2012, 13:30, archived)
# ;)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Nf7f8gbJqs
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 1 Jul 2012, 13:35, archived)
# fuck I'm slow, I just got this :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Sun 1 Jul 2012, 13:43, archived)
# Ooof!
Go and stand in the corner (with an umbrella) and think about what you've done
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Sun 1 Jul 2012, 14:04, archived)
# Sorry, no idea
Clue pls
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 1 Jul 2012, 14:18, archived)
# where does it stay?
(mainly)
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Sun 1 Jul 2012, 14:22, archived)
# Groan :D
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Sun 1 Jul 2012, 15:09, archived)
# Ow, man
I thought that I wasn't going to get it, then I stared at it until I got it, then I wished that I hadn't. :p
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Sun 1 Jul 2012, 17:43, archived)
# Straight Outta Waterstones.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 1 Jul 2012, 13:00, archived)
# Happy Birthday for Tuesday, Tom.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 1 Jul 2012, 13:01, archived)
# I bet he has bummed/been bummed by travolta
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Sun 1 Jul 2012, 13:07, archived)
# Travolta's not pretty enough.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 1 Jul 2012, 13:10, archived)
# And Richard Geere
(Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on, Sun 1 Jul 2012, 13:15, archived)
# He prefers them a little younger, apparently.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZHHepIZARdU
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 1 Jul 2012, 13:29, archived)
# hahaha :D
nearly 8 hours since the last post :O
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Sun 1 Jul 2012, 13:05, archived)
# Slow Sunday is slow but sunny.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 1 Jul 2012, 13:08, archived)
# It's pretty damn grey up here. :S
I suppose it gives me an opportunity to actually do some work on this Summer project.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 1 Jul 2012, 14:09, archived)
# Everyone was at church
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 1 Jul 2012, 13:12, archived)
# I've ran out of reels
so no more reel photo sunday
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 1 Jul 2012, 13:32, archived)
# that's reely sad :(
wire you not doing them any more?
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Sun 1 Jul 2012, 13:40, archived)
# I'm just uncable to do them. :(
edit: then again, ponders the fruit in the fridge

heh heh heh heh heh
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 1 Jul 2012, 15:21, archived)
# WORD!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sun 1 Jul 2012, 13:15, archived)
# *fistbumps*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 1 Jul 2012, 13:30, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Sun 1 Jul 2012, 14:13, archived)
# i got so many silly pictures i keep some at my aunts house
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Sun 1 Jul 2012, 4:51, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 1 Jul 2012, 10:05, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 1 Jul 2012, 10:31, archived)
#
coilhouse.net/2007/10/she-tasted-like-electricity
Or this sort of tube
(macroscian (1 like), Sun 1 Jul 2012, 11:41, archived)
# Humans are a peculiar bunch.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 1 Jul 2012, 13:25, archived)
# nasstty
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Sun 1 Jul 2012, 13:48, archived)
# well I think this is fab
have a woo sir!
(I helped save b3ta! theniwokeup has been awake since, Sun 1 Jul 2012, 10:37, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Sun 1 Jul 2012, 13:48, archived)

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