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[challenge entry] I found this I think it should be the next monarch
(, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 17:15, archived)
# Oh noes!
(scroll down)
(, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 17:19, archived)
# Mine is more traditional though
(, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 17:31, archived)
# and nicer arms
mine has a few instances of Charlie sporting multiple fractures
(, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 17:33, archived)
# On the contrary you've done what I couldn't be bothered with
which is have Charlie mimic the Hulk's every move
(, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 17:39, archived)
# he can be king when he prises the crown out of her cold, dead, scaly claws
(, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 17:19, archived)
# Epic...
That's some goose-step Charlie's got
(, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 17:21, archived)
# it's in the genes
or tailored saville row suit trousers in his cse
(, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 17:24, archived)
# Hehe
*wishes I could afford a tailored suit*
(, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 17:55, archived)
# hey, i was chuffed today because i got a t-shirt for 3 quid!
(, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 17:59, archived)
# 3 quid??
You must be the Queen of haggling!
(, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 18:14, archived)
# sale rail
(, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 18:36, archived)
# In retrospect...

I'm (now) surprised this didn't happen earlier. Good job.

(, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 17:32, archived)
# Brill
(, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 17:37, archived)
# aaaaaaaaaa i love you i love you i love you
this made me do a tiny sex wee
(, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 3:34, archived)
# Oh hai Mr Shitfuck
I am glad you approve
(, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 23:03, archived)
[challenge entry] "Look Camilla, Look Camilla, I told you I'd do it!"
(, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 16:51, archived)
# 'So he broke into the palace... with a sponge and a rusty spanner...'
The evil look of glee makes this...
(, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 16:56, archived)
# She said "Eh I know you and you cannot sing"
And then he lopped her head off.
(, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 17:03, archived)
[challenge entry] Poor Charlie

(, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 17:05, archived)
# Never mind D:
(, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 17:23, archived)
#
(, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 16:56, archived)
# hahahaha
who's the clone?
(, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 17:02, archived)
# no idea, just the funny looking fella in the middle
he loves that dj
(, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 17:03, archived)
# E-gurns!
:D
(, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 17:06, archived)
#
(, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 17:19, archived)
# Adoring flans (almost)!
*click* with custard.
(, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 17:23, archived)
# This is why I'll never DJ.
I'm scared of clones.
(, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 17:25, archived)
# A look into the future perhaps?
(, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 16:57, archived)
# he's such a little scamp
(, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 17:15, archived)
# but she'll just regrow it
like any other illuminati.
(, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 17:59, archived)
# bindun :)
(, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 18:15, archived)
# hahahaha, thought it might
Mumsie had a big head, so one required the BIG knife
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 14:45, archived)
# interesting Popeye fact: the character is not copyrighted outside the US
(, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 16:37, archived)
# Do so now, draw lots of these
6. Profit!
(, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 16:44, archived)
# yay!

(, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 16:45, archived)
# Awesome :D
(, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 17:07, archived)
# That might be why we were allowed Wimpys...
Plus: Wonderful work! :D
Actually, if he only got the strength *after* eating spinach, how did he squeeze the cans open?
(, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 16:49, archived)
# hahaha
good point
(, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 16:50, archived)
# Maybe he pretended he got power from spinach, and could just hulk the fuck out whenever he liked?
(, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 16:51, archived)
# wanking wrists
(, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 16:52, archived)
# If that's the case
then surely *I'd* be able to open... SHIT! WHERE'S MY DELETE KEY GONE???
(, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 16:57, archived)
#
(, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 20:17, archived)
# Spinach is wank.
(, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 17:27, archived)
[challenge entry] Bastard!
(, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 16:31, archived)
# bindun..
...although yours is far prettier.

www.b3ta.com/board/10813667
(, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 16:38, archived)
# whoops sorry!
I normally check for that sort of thing..

excitement got the better of me ;)
(, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 16:49, archived)
#
needs more Quo
(, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 16:44, archived)
# they're in his jacket pocket
pocket-quo
(, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 16:50, archived)
# Don't look back, don't look back...
(, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 16:50, archived)
[challenge entry] Royal Spirit
(, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 16:26, archived)
# PEOPEL AR AWESOME!!!
(, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 16:38, archived)
# Who the hell is this twat?
And why did that wanker hit her?
(, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 16:44, archived)
# I believe he's an elementary school teacher
The perfect person to be watching kids, I suppose.
(, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 16:46, archived)
# Unbelievable!
I bet he's CRB checked though? So he must be a nice fella?
(, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 16:50, archived)
# The Yank press continue to follow him...
Gets his arse spanked in a cage fight
www.nj.com/news/index.ssf/2009/12/man_who_sucker_punched_snooki.html

Has a change of heart and enlists in the army
www.nypost.com/p/news/local/jersey_sore_f1NYMsFrHoA7OWY8C5RTGM

Still and absolute kernt in my opinion.
(, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 16:55, archived)
# YEAH!
PEOPLE WHO MAKE STUPID MISTAKES WHEN UNDER THE INFLUENCE SHOULD BE
VILIFIED FOR THE REST OF THEIR LIVES!
(, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 17:00, archived)
# I was just talking about appearing on Jersey Shore.
(, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 17:12, archived)
# Ha! Ha!
(, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 17:35, archived)
# Whoa!
Well, that was kinda unexpected
(, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 16:51, archived)
# source?
(, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 16:52, archived)
# now I've seen the original footage...
hahahahahaa!
(, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 16:55, archived)
# he smashes the guy in the middle too
(, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 17:45, archived)
# Things were so much better back then....
Photobucket
(, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 16:19, archived)
# In many ways it was a simpler time
(, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 16:21, archived)
# Don't know why...etc
(, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 16:24, archived)
# Shimple - thanksh sho much for the tipsh, Mish Funnyfanny.
(, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 16:41, archived)
# Also, he has a beard.
(, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 16:42, archived)
# Pfft
'Sean, when would you like to see Andy Murray play?'
'Tenn-ish.'
(, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 16:53, archived)
# I find the purple hat
Quite cryptic.
(, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 16:52, archived)
[challenge entry] Shed Trek


(, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 16:15, archived)
# That shed doesn't know what happening....
But its too late, he's seen everything, he's seen it all....
(, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 16:26, archived)
# To boldly store what no shed has stored before...
(, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 16:32, archived)
# NOT GONNA POST IT NOT GONNA POST IT NOT GONNA POST IT NOT GONNA POST IT
NOT GONNA POST IT NOT GONNA POST IT NOT GONNA POST IT NOT GONNA POST IT NOT GONNA POST IT
NOT GONNA POST IT NOT GONNA POST IT NOT GONNA POST IT NOT GONNA POST IT NOT GONNA POST IT
(, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 16:41, archived)
# You have to. It's the law.
(, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 16:51, archived)
# :)
(, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 18:28, archived)
# He made the Olympic torch
100% more believable yesterday
(, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 16:55, archived)
[challenge entry] Mean while somewhere in Atlantic.....
Photobucket


(, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 15:46, archived)
# hahahaa wtf!>!>!
(, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 15:57, archived)
# NIGHTMARES
(, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 16:01, archived)
# True story
(, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 16:14, archived)
# Gilliamesque wondrousness
(, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 16:16, archived)
# Hahaha, I was just thinking the same thing :D
(, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 16:19, archived)
# triple mind piss!
argh!
(, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 16:31, archived)
# I was shown this a month or two ago, can't remember who by
but I'm glad they did. :D

www.youtube.com/watch?v=IrsKPKjGF_Y
(, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 16:35, archived)
# Grand.
(, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 16:26, archived)
[challenge entry] I found this in Poundbury, I think it should win the compo
I think it should win the compo

Bloodeh modern architects!

bigger 'hogan' bit
(, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 15:22, archived)
# ha ha!
(, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 15:24, archived)
# Ha ha brilliant!
(, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 15:25, archived)
# Yyyyep, I think you've got this one by the balls. *clicks*
(, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 15:30, archived)
# Prince Charles
by the balls
(, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 8:26, archived)
# flexy
(, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 15:32, archived)
# Whoah... A Londinium version..
Have the biscuit...
(, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 17:40, archived)
# chomp chomp chomp
(, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 8:25, archived)
#

painting: atomic
art base: connor
(, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 14:24, archived)
# stick stuck in head ftw
XD
(, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 14:28, archived)
# maybe his flower had just grown and then died.
(, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 14:30, archived)
# Walking bulb, or parasitical plant?
(, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 14:33, archived)
# Either way connor is a genius.
(, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 14:34, archived)
# This, I can't disagree with. :D
(, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 14:36, archived)
# blue toy windmill stuck in head ftw
XD
(, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 14:38, archived)
# Terence the toddling testicle
(, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 14:41, archived)
# lol
(, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 14:46, archived)
# Why can't you behave?
(, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 14:47, archived)
# THIS IS B3TAAAAA!
*kicks in hole*
(, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 14:48, archived)
# NO! THIS IS B3TA!!!
(, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 14:56, archived)
# I stand corrected
(said the man in the orthopedic shoes)
(, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 14:58, archived)
# I don't have a leg to stand on.
Said the man with no legs.
(, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 15:05, archived)
# I am a quadroplegic flid
Said the quadroplegic flid.
(, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 15:14, archived)
# I am a head on a board. (Said the head on a board).
(, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 15:30, archived)
# Pull the other one
said the pornstar with two knobs.
(, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 15:55, archived)
# You're yanking me chain!
Said the gimp
(, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 16:19, archived)
# :(
(, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 16:41, archived)
# lovely
(, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 14:40, archived)
# o/
(, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 14:47, archived)
# Needs more negative space
whatever the hell that is
(, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 17:37, archived)
# negative space ftw
positive space cannot exist without it :)
(, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 17:49, archived)
# Tiny canvas is tiny.
(that and shuddup)
(, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 22:59, archived)
[challenge entry] there'll be hell to pay in the morning !
(, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 14:01, archived)
# *OMG*
it's really true about queen lizzard!
wyh
(, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 14:04, archived)
# :o)
(, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 14:10, archived)
# She is SkUG?
(, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 14:35, archived)
# I'm not the queen!
(, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 20:39, archived)
# Oh god...
I totally didn't get the joke to start with. I thought he'd been using a blow-up doll in his own mother's image.
(, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 15:03, archived)
# You wasn't alone :O
(, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 17:46, archived)
[challenge entry] Definitely Frontpage material!
(, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 13:58, archived)
# Definetly
(, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 14:06, archived)
# ^this
(, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 14:33, archived)
# the magic jumping hanky!
(, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 14:08, archived)
[challenge entry] Oh yeah. I went there.


Click pic for bigger. 700k
(, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 13:24, archived)
# fuck
i got him in 2 seconds
(, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 13:40, archived)
# Got 'im!
(, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 13:43, archived)
# took me way too long
(, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 13:48, archived)
# I got both of them!
(, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 13:54, archived)
# pfft.
(, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 14:28, archived)
# Sexeh lunchtiem
(, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 12:58, archived)
# now i'm hungreh!
(, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 13:02, archived)
# sausage sandwich?
(, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 13:20, archived)
# * Bokes
(, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 13:13, archived)
# too pink?
;)
(, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 13:22, archived)
# damb! I just got dressed for work too - no wanking for me :(
(, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 13:35, archived)
# afternoon delight :)
(, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 13:50, archived)
# *sticks to fridge for thinspiration*
(, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 13:44, archived)
# a moment on the lips...
(, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 14:01, archived)
# ...and I'll be fo'eva on doze hips!
(, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 18:19, archived)
# Work it!
(, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 14:36, archived)
# push it real good
(, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 14:39, archived)
[challenge entry] What do you mean "predictable and boring"?!
(, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 12:08, archived)
# why is it never Fred Astaire in your images
(, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 12:15, archived)
# Gregory Crewdson?
/photographyblog
(, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 12:20, archived)
# good to see he's actually using the brolly he robbed from mumsie
(, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 12:29, archived)
# STOP:
Supper time.
(, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 12:47, archived)
# it never reigns
(, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 12:55, archived)
# Badum tish
(, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 13:02, archived)
# Carry on...

(, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 13:13, archived)
# That's not rain - its motion blur applied to noise!
(, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 13:35, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 12:00, archived)
# mincing or prancing?
(, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 12:13, archived)
# princing!
(, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 12:21, archived)
# ha
(, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 12:28, archived)
# 2shey
(, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 12:32, archived)
#
(, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 11:29, archived)
# the truth is out !
(, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 11:43, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 11:44, archived)
# oh
that is cool
(, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 12:02, archived)
# Nice
Didn't Monkeon do something similar?

edit: ah yeah: s2.b3ta.com/host/creative/13/1334155760/famousskeletons.jpg
(, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 12:05, archived)
# :D
I like the Bernie Clifton :)

EDIT: I've just been told that this is also the plot of a Tales From The Crypt episode: www.imdb.com/title/tt0716900/

There's no such thing as a new idea...
(, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 14:26, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 13:19, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 14:37, archived)
[challenge entry] Teehee. Got mummy's brolly.
(, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 11:16, archived)
# weeeeeee !
looks like he got the hang of that skateboard.
(, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 11:23, archived)
# Ha!
Quite. One does an Ollie* off camera.




*son had a skateboard. I'm cool.
(, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 11:30, archived)
# cooler than me
no idea what an Ollie is but I'm hoping it involves some Laurel & Hardy slapstick.
(, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 11:37, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 12:01, archived)
[challenge entry] shedoku
(, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 11:12, archived)
# Very clever. I'm wondering whether it's solvable now.
(, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 11:15, archived)
# soluble
(, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 11:20, archived)
# it is !
I nabbed it from here, where there's a link to the answer.
(, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 11:20, archived)
# i'm terrible at sudoku
so this is a total miiiiiiindfuck
(, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 12:05, archived)
# Adolf Hitler visits Paris: An Outline
(, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 9:27, archived)
# I feel like I should reply, because I've been staring at this for an hour....
Very nice ;)

Good Morning. Wakey Wakey b3ta!
(, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 10:31, archived)
# HELLO B3TA
WAKE THE FUCK UP

sorry
(, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 10:51, archived)
# so have I....
(, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 10:59, archived)
# Hello!
(, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 11:06, archived)
# Just... one thing,
Photobucket
(, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 10:32, archived)
# lovely stuff
(, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 10:44, archived)
#
(, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 10:51, archived)
# Mmmm...
(, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 11:00, archived)
# Mmmmmm Bread & Breakfast
(, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 11:22, archived)
# mmmm cheesy bread !
(, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 11:25, archived)
# haha
ok for loafing about
(, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 11:34, archived)
# Good Morning :O)
(, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 11:47, archived)
# nice legs
shame about the face
(, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 12:59, archived)
# Dough!
(, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 12:09, archived)
# Nice pair of loafers
(, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 13:48, archived)
# oh well, why not
(, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 11:07, archived)
# he fits in nicely
(, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 11:13, archived)
#
:O)
(, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 11:54, archived)
# He looks in Seine to me.
(, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 11:26, archived)

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