its not an elephants cock - thats a bit rudebut its trunk does look like a cock though - you can see where I've drawn to make it look a bit more like a cock - can you see?
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Fri 17 Aug 2012, 14:58,
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No, no, no, no, no... no no no no...All wrong.
It's three pubes per bollock.
Them's the rules.
(It's three pubes per bollock.
Them's the rules.
Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Fri 17 Aug 2012, 15:03,
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Good point, well madeIt's just occurred to me: God, having invented such a useful proboscis and then not including it "in his image", is pretty much proof of his non-existence.
Edit: Unless the Hindus were right all along.
(Edit: Unless the Hindus were right all along.
fuscous,
Fri 17 Aug 2012, 15:08,
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most crumbulanta visible gust for the ages, FOR THE AGES I SAYS!
(
(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Fri 17 Aug 2012, 15:03,
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As pump engines go, that does look to be a particularly fine example. that does look to be a particularly fine example.
( Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Fri 17 Aug 2012, 15:04,
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Salvaged from the Whitehall underground war rooms, no less.Churchill was a great one for his pump engines.
(
wheelybird mreee!,
Fri 17 Aug 2012, 15:06,
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I don't like the way it's devouring that poor ghost :(
(
Mu Dinofiddler,
Fri 17 Aug 2012, 15:05,
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goes better in coffee
(
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag,
Fri 17 Aug 2012, 15:11,
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I must have this product.Where can I purchase your product?
( Mu Dinofiddler,
Fri 17 Aug 2012, 15:25,
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From a dark Soho alleyway.At night.
Be sure to come alone with £1000 in cash.
(Be sure to come alone with £1000 in cash.
wheelybird mreee!,
Fri 17 Aug 2012, 15:27,
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I'll bring my smart phone and laptop as well.And I'll bring my bank details and passport, just in case.
( Mu Dinofiddler,
Fri 17 Aug 2012, 15:28,
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yeeeees!
Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Fri 17 Aug 2012, 15:42,
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hello wheelynice to see you in these parts
( Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Fri 17 Aug 2012, 15:48,
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It's been a while since I last posted anything new.I notice the quality's gone down a bit since. :(
( wheelybird mreee!,
Fri 17 Aug 2012, 15:49,
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He had a very troubled childhood and grew up with an abusive Father that used to beat him on a daily basis with a slipper...
Little shit.:D
( Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Fri 17 Aug 2012, 14:45,
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Ha ha, in the old days, he'd have got a clip round the ear'oleor a sound thrashing. A violent antisocial with a dangerous dog, what could possibly go wrong?
(
Smallbrainfield,
Fri 17 Aug 2012, 14:50,
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A cane-thrashing-induced "YARROOOOO" Michael Ellis contributes nothing,
Fri 17 Aug 2012, 16:00,
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Bottom left looks like wayne static.(
jakedamusss I understand, and dont care.,
Sat 18 Aug 2012, 5:27,
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Perfectly done, seems like there's more action than just two frames..
A boy with a mission...:D
( Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Fri 17 Aug 2012, 15:05,
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Right lets get you safe- *GUFF*OH DEAR CHRIST THE COMMIES CAN HAVE YOU!
( Mu Dinofiddler,
Fri 17 Aug 2012, 14:39,
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Thisis a link to http://b3ta.com/newsletter/issue542. Which we've finished now. You could read it, if you like.
(
amygdala,
Fri 17 Aug 2012, 13:48,
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/links mo**er f**ker!!
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Fri 17 Aug 2012, 14:15,
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One I made, but its a link, so fucksocks!www.buildwithchrome.com/build/GT02
Other B3tans must have found this by now...
(,
Fri 17 Aug 2012, 14:29,
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Other B3tans must have found this by now...
Well, aren't you nice and polite?Much nicer than that ginger fella...
( Mu Dinofiddler,
Fri 17 Aug 2012, 14:23,
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Yay for secret rooms!Constructed by people who've clearly never seen El Orfanato..!?
(
joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks,
Fri 17 Aug 2012, 14:38,
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10 cents doesn't seem very British to me, old bean...
Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper,
Fri 17 Aug 2012, 13:49,
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it was the erm... the...on account of the...
...no.
(...no.
Ya What Skiddlyboop,
Fri 17 Aug 2012, 13:50,
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^What she said^
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Fri 17 Aug 2012, 14:08,
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Very Leningradand mighty fine too
( Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Fri 17 Aug 2012, 15:47,
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I love these.Doffs cap, asks for more.
(
Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337,
Fri 17 Aug 2012, 17:08,
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but can it be milked?I see no nips
(
ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-,
Mon 20 Aug 2012, 2:34,
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hahathis ain't Pismo beach... must have taken a wrong turn at Albuquerque
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag,
Fri 17 Aug 2012, 13:30,
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:D
Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Fri 17 Aug 2012, 14:03,
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![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: The Great British Comic"){kind=small}
Live from the Cunt-centre
Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Fri 17 Aug 2012, 13:17,
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Ganon returnedBut Link was there to save Hyrule.
Moggy had kidnapped him.
Hyrule was flooded with inhumanities.
(,
Fri 17 Aug 2012, 13:22,
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Moggy had kidnapped him.
Hyrule was flooded with inhumanities.
Funny you should say that, I've recently been playing Ocarina... Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Fri 17 Aug 2012, 13:35,
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Shirley floods is Windwaker?Or perhaps the only really good bit of Skyward Sword...
( joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks,
Fri 17 Aug 2012, 14:27,
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Joefish:Zelda pedant :P Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Fri 17 Aug 2012, 14:35,
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hahahahahahahave 30 of your earth pence as a reward.
( Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Fri 17 Aug 2012, 13:35,
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Thanks, Squaxx dek Cunto! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Fri 17 Aug 2012, 14:11,
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Using the word 'cunt' more than twice is a gross cry for attention...cunt.
(
atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Fri 17 Aug 2012, 14:40,
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Needs more cunt. Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Fri 17 Aug 2012, 15:02,
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doesn't everything Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Fri 17 Aug 2012, 15:51,
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Zarjazz! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Fri 17 Aug 2012, 15:50,
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Borag-feckin-thungg!Hammy, you truly are a hamster.
( Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Sun 19 Aug 2012, 1:38,
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I like to give a thumbs up to this
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Fri 17 Aug 2012, 12:57,
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A pink and Land-Rover!I have a vague recollection of building a pink Land-Rover as an Airfix kit, which begs the question; was the British army driving round in pink Land-Rovers at some point?
( Smallbrainfield,
Fri 17 Aug 2012, 13:15,
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I guess they did, but if it was for camouflage purposes, why not just paint them beige?I do know there was a pilot in WW2 who painted his plane a similar shade of pink for the same reason and somehow it worked.
(
Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Fri 17 Aug 2012, 13:19,
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Very collectable - Pink Panther Land Rovers as used by SASwww.google.co.uk/search?q=pink+panther+land+rover
Sorry, I'll go back to lurking under my anorak.
(,
Fri 17 Aug 2012, 14:38,
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Sorry, I'll go back to lurking under my anorak.
I can see the use of such a camouflage.Nowadays, you just see these sort of things doing hen nights.
( Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Fri 17 Aug 2012, 14:43,
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Pink LandysThey used to call em Pink Panthers, for some reason the pink breaks up the outline better than beige
(,
Fri 17 Aug 2012, 20:59,
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Well I never.Thought I'd dreamt building a pink Aitfix Land-Rover. Maybe it was a Tamiya kit? They were better made but more expensive.
( Smallbrainfield,
Fri 17 Aug 2012, 13:39,
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You learn something new every day :-) although I always thought that the second world war was in black and white ;-)It'd be a sight to see if they had combined pink camoulflauge with dazzle camoulflauge.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dazzle_camouflage
(,
Fri 17 Aug 2012, 14:23,
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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dazzle_camouflage
One of my sister's friends actually asked if people saw in black and white "in the olden days".By this logic, the Ancient Egyptians must have seen things in hieroglyph.
( Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Fri 17 Aug 2012, 14:25,
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Haha, if you grew up in the late 60's, 70's it did seem somewhat like you were seeing in black and white!Very drab time recession hit Britain in the 70's
(,
Fri 17 Aug 2012, 14:34,
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We used to dream in black and White,around 1968 we all burst into colour, just like in Yellow Submarine.
(,
Sat 18 Aug 2012, 0:12,
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Sweet Jeeezus you're good!!!That is just stunning mate!!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
*Huge click*
(WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
*Huge click*
Ninj,
Fri 17 Aug 2012, 12:56,
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Gah! Sorry for posting on top of you D:Top work, Brainfield :D *clicks*
( Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Fri 17 Aug 2012, 12:56,
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jeany-arsethis is soup-herb to the MAX
WOOYAYHOUPLAPANOWIE!
(WOOYAYHOUPLAPANOWIE!
Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Fri 17 Aug 2012, 12:56,
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Soooooo very good....:D
( Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Fri 17 Aug 2012, 12:57,
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Man, that's awesome! Wilfred was always my favorite.
Just so you know.
(Just so you know.
presferatu,
Fri 17 Aug 2012, 13:06,
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Right up my street.Marvellous!
(
edjogs Collared doves are shit.,
Fri 17 Aug 2012, 13:09,
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fanfuckingtastici used to love poor pug
( charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging,
Fri 17 Aug 2012, 13:10,
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Superb as ever, I love this!
RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing,
Fri 17 Aug 2012, 13:15,
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This is great!I expected happytoast to do this.
( Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Fri 17 Aug 2012, 13:19,
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Where's the "I bloody love this" button?
(
barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Fri 17 Aug 2012, 13:21,
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awesome :) h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega..,
Fri 17 Aug 2012, 13:23,
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brilliant. do 400 version and cfb and this should FP
( The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni,
Fri 17 Aug 2012, 13:31,
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Oh man, takes me back.As a South African kid, I semi-regularly inherited Fleetway comics annuals and used to love them. I only really remember the name of Plug there, but I recognise al the others.
(,
Sat 18 Aug 2012, 5:42,
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A fly by night operation....:D
( Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Fri 17 Aug 2012, 12:51,
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"Roger charlie tango foxtrot romeo delta, you are cleared to drop the kids off at the pool"Woo!
( Smallbrainfield,
Fri 17 Aug 2012, 13:06,
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Newsletter subject line compoI've got a stiffy
for those that make it pithy
(for those that make it pithy
rob,
Fri 17 Aug 2012, 12:44,
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Modo the mo-bot
( Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Fri 17 Aug 2012, 12:48,
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Knock knock knocking on Ecuadorlolitics etc
( Wet-chinned bag shanker Cannot parse Wogan,
Fri 17 Aug 2012, 12:49,
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Don't worry...If we can't deliver your Newsletter, we'll send it to a random neighbour.
(,
Fri 17 Aug 2012, 12:52,
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Deadpool 2012 on tenderhooks for a royal 9 points.
(
Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Fri 17 Aug 2012, 12:53,
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give yourself a laughing fit, pull up a chair and read this shit Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ,
Fri 17 Aug 2012, 12:54,
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Office smells of stale morning farts? Underpants drying over the back of the photocopier? Welcome to the Ecuadorian Embasssy.
(
Smallbrainfield,
Fri 17 Aug 2012, 13:08,
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This issue contrains the transcript of Ian Brady's letter.
(
Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Fri 17 Aug 2012, 13:08,
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Assange thing happened to me on the way to the embassy. edjogs Collared doves are shit.,
Fri 17 Aug 2012, 13:10,
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with these offers of asylum you are really spoiling us
(
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag,
Fri 17 Aug 2012, 13:23,
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Hearing Pussy Riot said over and over on the BBC makes me want to start a band called ....
(,
Fri 17 Aug 2012, 13:35,
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...Cock Chaos! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Fri 17 Aug 2012, 13:37,
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Latest: Paralympics to cost and arm and a leg for entry.
Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Fri 17 Aug 2012, 13:36,
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Got a ticket for the disabled dressage. Doesn't say if it's the horse or rider...
(,
Fri 17 Aug 2012, 13:42,
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Fashion went a bit overboard in the 1980s AD
Christian's Bolt and Ski,
Fri 17 Aug 2012, 12:44,
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it's the cockpiece she wears that scares me.
(
Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Fri 17 Aug 2012, 12:55,
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Considering who designed that abomination of a uniformit's quite fitting.
( Smallbrainfield,
Fri 17 Aug 2012, 13:09,
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a welcome relief indeed*waxes nostalgic*
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Fri 17 Aug 2012, 12:28,
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Hahaha! Great.:D
( Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Fri 17 Aug 2012, 12:30,
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i wanna know how that was done without peanut butter PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Fri 17 Aug 2012, 12:35,
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Me too, it'd save me a lot of money
(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Fri 17 Aug 2012, 12:38,
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You should submit your stuff to Viz.This would fit right in - it's ace.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Fri 17 Aug 2012, 11:55,
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Ooooh... thank you.:D
( Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Fri 17 Aug 2012, 12:00,
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If this replaced Garfield in the local paper's comic section, I might start buying newspapers again PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Fri 17 Aug 2012, 11:58,
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Highly excellent..and if I may...
fav.me/d4qdrb0
(fav.me/d4qdrb0
Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Sun 19 Aug 2012, 1:41,
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what mandible-matching program did you use? PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Fri 17 Aug 2012, 11:42,
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He looks very pleased with himself...:D
( Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Fri 17 Aug 2012, 11:55,
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he's just had a pie filled with fucking cow
(
discomeats This canoe,
Fri 17 Aug 2012, 14:09,
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