Hahaha! They should count themselves lucky, it could've been much worse... it could've been much worse...
(
Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Wed 14 Nov 2012, 14:29,
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That thing would feed an army for a monthbut yeah, I guess they'd have to have a bit of ceremony about it or they'd fight back.
That's English people for you.
(That's English people for you.
gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Wed 14 Nov 2012, 13:44,
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Most woo of the regimental mascotsI guess it could double up as someone's faithful stead
(
Jahled Three shades of black,
Wed 14 Nov 2012, 14:21,
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massive deja vujust sayin
(
claptonista ,the idiot boy..........,
Wed 14 Nov 2012, 15:31,
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feel free to have a crack at itI just got bored and wanted a beer.
(,
Wed 14 Nov 2012, 13:24,
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nah manI gave up on the hat a long time ago
hat gets you nowhere and you don't need to luv everyone, just don't waste your time on people who hat.
beautiful friends.
(hat gets you nowhere and you don't need to luv everyone, just don't waste your time on people who hat.
beautiful friends.
gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Wed 14 Nov 2012, 13:28,
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''What'choo talkin' bout, Ninj'': )
( claptonista ,the idiot boy..........,
Wed 14 Nov 2012, 12:38,
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POW!...RIGHT IN THE KISSER
(
prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Wed 14 Nov 2012, 12:45,
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TWAT him one, Barry!
(
TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?,
Wed 14 Nov 2012, 13:06,
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Does anyone remember that episode of webster where he got locked in a vaultand he was whistling some song about not being afraid, and one by one people would walk in and say HEEEEEEY! and he'd yell DON'T SHUT THE DOOR and they all got locked in there one by one
Please respond quickly this is important
(Please respond quickly this is important
gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Wed 14 Nov 2012, 13:21,
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Also I know I've made up some storylines before but this one was realI feel like the boy who cried wolf right now
( gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Wed 14 Nov 2012, 13:22,
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www.imdb.com/title/tt1317843/
www.1channel.ch/watch-2099703-Webster-Blast-from-the-Past-Part-1
Was a tunnel, not a vault. Which I assumed a bank vault? But I guess an old victorian corridor could look like a cemetary vault, so I assume you meant that.
(,
Wed 14 Nov 2012, 13:46,
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www.1channel.ch/watch-2099703-Webster-Blast-from-the-Past-Part-1
Was a tunnel, not a vault. Which I assumed a bank vault? But I guess an old victorian corridor could look like a cemetary vault, so I assume you meant that.
It's probably worth noting that the word "web" wasn't a thing back then unless you were talking about spiders(
gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Wed 14 Nov 2012, 13:30,
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I remember the one with the perv....I liked him, he fetched a new dynamic to the stale series.
( tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!,
Wed 14 Nov 2012, 13:52,
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R.I.P.little black dude...And "your" 5 kidneys.
( tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!,
Wed 14 Nov 2012, 13:51,
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Hahaha! That's great. Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Wed 14 Nov 2012, 14:31,
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Woah !how horribly brilliant
( claptonista ,the idiot boy..........,
Wed 14 Nov 2012, 11:58,
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ohhhh fuuuuuu
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Wed 14 Nov 2012, 12:42,
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Oh just noticed the hand...
(
Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...",
Wed 14 Nov 2012, 13:36,
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People are discovering that the internet is boring......but television is sooooo much worse.
A good example of this is pictured above.
(A good example of this is pictured above.
atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Wed 14 Nov 2012, 14:24,
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This reminds me of "The Thing"The original one with Kurt Russell. Not the new one with the dodgy CGI*
*Which was allright. Apart from the dodgy CGI.
(*Which was allright. Apart from the dodgy CGI.
Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack.,
Wed 14 Nov 2012, 15:52,
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Cliff thinks this is great
claptonista ,the idiot boy..........,
Wed 14 Nov 2012, 10:54,
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I have been away for a couple of weeks..Has the board died, or is it the official b3ta day trip today?
( claptonista ,the idiot boy..........,
Wed 14 Nov 2012, 11:05,
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what a bastard !well, he's a very naughty boy
( claptonista ,the idiot boy..........,
Wed 14 Nov 2012, 11:17,
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we survived by eating the bodies of those who had fallenthese are godless times
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Wed 14 Nov 2012, 11:12,
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it plummeted to new depths of shit people saying 'it's quiet round here' over and over
the mods are cunts who only front page their friends or each other.
nightshift are gay
you've not missed anything
(the mods are cunts who only front page their friends or each other.
nightshift are gay
you've not missed anything
prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Wed 14 Nov 2012, 11:20,
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Ah, same old but worseI imagine the mods as a group of prefects standing in a huddle in the common room wanking onto a biscuit
( claptonista ,the idiot boy..........,
Wed 14 Nov 2012, 11:28,
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did you delete that or was it a mod? ; )
( claptonista ,the idiot boy..........,
Wed 14 Nov 2012, 11:42,
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hahaI replied and couldn't see where my reply was... took me a couple of minutes to figure that one out..duh
( claptonista ,the idiot boy..........,
Wed 14 Nov 2012, 11:49,
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as of last week I'm fucking sick of the cunts prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Wed 14 Nov 2012, 11:50,
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In Russia the cunts would be fucking sick of you ;>)
edjogs Collared doves are shit.,
Wed 14 Nov 2012, 12:05,
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haha and I wouldn't blame them :) prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Wed 14 Nov 2012, 12:12,
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some people they're born for each other they love to walkholding their tum tum tum
( gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Wed 14 Nov 2012, 12:06,
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The best.Sangria for 2 shillings a bucket and a quick fondle of the local milkmaid for sixpence. Those were the days.
( Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper,
Wed 14 Nov 2012, 13:51,
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2 NWOT make a WOT?
It's been 5 hours so bugger it
hekim 66 ษสฦ๐ สษnโฒ uooW,
Wed 14 Nov 2012, 10:49,
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the cat is mildly amusing so is this the new 'funny' meme..find an animated gif and rotate it
( prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Wed 14 Nov 2012, 11:17,
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Yes no I don't know does it matter?
hekim 66 ษสฦ๐ สษnโฒ uooW,
Wed 14 Nov 2012, 11:44,
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^ precisely this loosely speaking
( hekim 66 ษสฦ๐ สษnโฒ uooW,
Wed 14 Nov 2012, 13:45,
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![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: Star Wars vs Disney mini-challenge"){kind=small}
Prolly bindunBut I didn't see it
Sure the mouse would have tried to hide it
(Sure the mouse would have tried to hide it
An Egg ,D,
Wed 14 Nov 2012, 5:52,
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look at that face.What s spoilt princess.
'nings all!
Quiet again today?
('nings all!
Quiet again today?
ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag,
Wed 14 Nov 2012, 10:25,
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I'd spoil 'erEh? Eh?
How's you sir?
(How's you sir?
Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Wed 14 Nov 2012, 10:31,
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I don't get itIt's always quiet round 'ere these days
(
bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon.,
Wed 14 Nov 2012, 10:41,
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Might still be a few avoiding b3ta after last weeks compoI'm still too scared to look at popular page in case there's spiders there :(
( hekim 66 ษสฦ๐ สษnโฒ uooW,
Wed 14 Nov 2012, 11:08,
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cooked just right for you in momma's special oven
(
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Wed 14 Nov 2012, 8:41,
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holy fucking hell Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Wed 14 Nov 2012, 11:05,
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It's time to make a movie version of "The Herkle Is A Happy Beast"You go right on ahead, I'll watch.
(,
Wed 14 Nov 2012, 13:08,
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HahahahahahahaA thing of true horror
(
spazzcaptain Misses Valin @,
Wed 14 Nov 2012, 10:59,
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Here's a story, about a horse named horsey
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Wed 14 Nov 2012, 1:58,
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I think you may be on to something
Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Wed 14 Nov 2012, 2:11,
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whump whump whump whUMP WHUMP WHUMP whump alpaca muffalo bozzerella,
Wed 14 Nov 2012, 3:44,
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That's my brain borked for teh dayyay :D
( hekim 66 ษสฦ๐ สษnโฒ uooW,
Wed 14 Nov 2012, 10:05,
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WowThat's making my brain do a wobble
( spazzcaptain Misses Valin @,
Wed 14 Nov 2012, 11:00,
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We actually do this over herelots of mosquitos.
( gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Wed 14 Nov 2012, 13:45,
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is this thing oneffing internets doesnt let me b3ta ! ! !
(
OneOfSome,
Wed 14 Nov 2012, 0:55,
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HE DIDN'T HEED THE WARNINGS MANNOW HE'S TRAPPED, TRAPPED I TELL THEE
(
Shlvng,
Wed 14 Nov 2012, 1:04,
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you roont cristmas PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Wed 14 Nov 2012, 1:40,
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RIS?1. RIS
2. MASSIVE
3. Resized in HTML?????????????????????????????????????????????
(2. MASSIVE
3. Resized in HTML?????????????????????????????????????????????
Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Wed 14 Nov 2012, 1:33,
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XMS = FCKD Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Wed 14 Nov 2012, 1:45,
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qu'est que c'est que fucking ca
deodar ant trois minutes douche compris,
Wed 14 Nov 2012, 2:11,
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Frog thread v Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Wed 14 Nov 2012, 2:15,
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You stole 797.08 KB of my internets:'(
( hekim 66 ษสฦ๐ สษnโฒ uooW,
Wed 14 Nov 2012, 9:58,
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*edit* quick PShop question if anyone could be so kind. If I want to stroke some text, and lets be honest, who doesn't.....
Is the a way to make the stroke hard edged and corned, as opposed to the sort of rounded stroke which seems to be 'normal' setting?
Ta in advance.
ha ha ha haaaa ha ha huaa!
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Wed 14 Nov 2012, 1:01,
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i think the only way to to double click the layer, go to stroke and change the stroke to inside rather than outsidebut it makes the inside curvy.
(,
Wed 14 Nov 2012, 1:06,
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TaThat's give or take what i'm doing at the mo, and still looks wrong as you say. So I'm having to do quite a lot free hand,
which takes ages and looks poor as my hands shake like a shitting dog.
(,
Wed 14 Nov 2012, 1:22,
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which takes ages and looks poor as my hands shake like a shitting dog.
i was initially looking for the bum grapesbefore i realised.
( Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Wed 14 Nov 2012, 10:35,
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so yeah that's some brendle right there
(
mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส,
Wed 14 Nov 2012, 0:50,
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HrmmmmmI'm not sure. I have 4 photoshops on my comp, cs5 and 6, both in 32 and 64 bit.
i switched over to cs6 and it seems fine, although i do prefer cs5.
(,
Wed 14 Nov 2012, 0:54,
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i switched over to cs6 and it seems fine, although i do prefer cs5.
I have no idea what's going on here.But I like it.
(
HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman,
Wed 14 Nov 2012, 0:54,
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WINNING Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Wed 14 Nov 2012, 1:36,
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photoshopped the right one out this time
mictoboy shitting in your cunt since,
Tue 13 Nov 2012, 22:54,
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the lady and the ammeter?;)
( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since,
Tue 13 Nov 2012, 23:07,
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SHIT, should of used an amplifiershit!
( Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus,
Wed 14 Nov 2012, 10:01,
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The picture is fine as it is."Should of", on the other hand, not so much.
(,
Wed 14 Nov 2012, 11:53,
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needs more sparks coming from lady taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Tue 13 Nov 2012, 23:10,
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gravy and the ant:)
(
SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow,
Tue 13 Nov 2012, 23:06,
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*sigh8Lady and the Lamp is Florence Nightingale.
2/10 See Me.
(2/10 See Me.
Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana.,
Tue 13 Nov 2012, 23:12,
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i was thinking about doing thati won't now
( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since,
Tue 13 Nov 2012, 23:21,
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i had to filenamei was thinking 'count' doesn't rhyme with 'tramp'
then, d'oh! of course
(then, d'oh! of course
mictoboy shitting in your cunt since,
Tue 13 Nov 2012, 23:35,
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i couldn't arsed lassoo-tooling the perforations;)
( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since,
Tue 13 Nov 2012, 23:29,
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hark at you, mr fancy newer-version of photoshop
(
mictoboy shitting in your cunt since,
Tue 13 Nov 2012, 23:34,
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lady and the crippling stomach ulcer taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Tue 13 Nov 2012, 22:36,
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*points at taters with one hand, points at own nose with the other**camps it up with una stubbs*
( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since,
Tue 13 Nov 2012, 22:37,
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*layd & lmaps* SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow,
Tue 13 Nov 2012, 22:39,
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Lady and the cramps? HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman,
Wed 14 Nov 2012, 0:54,
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you roont cristmas PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Wed 14 Nov 2012, 1:02,
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clamp and the tramp with cock sausages in a vase
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Tue 13 Nov 2012, 22:21,
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i did see the cock sausages :Dand yeah ok, i've shopped out the wrong cartoon dog!
( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since,
Tue 13 Nov 2012, 22:23,
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Tramp & the clamp has a nice ring to it taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Tue 13 Nov 2012, 22:41,
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its just so much easier to shop someone in place of lady, rather than tramp - less stuff in the way :-) taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Tue 13 Nov 2012, 23:10,
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HahaI would whip out my Lady and the Tram gif, but the host's gone awol :(
(
The Coast Of Yemen,
Tue 13 Nov 2012, 22:24,
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bahhow about the lady and the ramp?
( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since,
Tue 13 Nov 2012, 22:24,
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In training,I bet he can suck a golfball through a garden hose.
(
FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Tue 13 Nov 2012, 22:27,
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Go Directly To Pun Hell. Do Not Pass Go.
Do Not Collect ยฃ200.
bastard :-)
(Do Not Collect ยฃ200.
bastard :-)
Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana.,
Tue 13 Nov 2012, 22:35,
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isnt that tramp and the cramp though?Or is that the joke and I'm a spaz?
(,
Tue 13 Nov 2012, 22:41,
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Hahahagenu PFFFT
*clicks*
(*clicks*
taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Tue 13 Nov 2012, 22:08,
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He can't repel meatballs of that magnitude!Aceness
( thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA,
Tue 13 Nov 2012, 22:14,
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yes!Superb
(
Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Tue 13 Nov 2012, 22:27,
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I'll not pretend, I neither know nor care about the ins and outs of him or the case itself. Just his name reminds me of the song...
*edit* and fuck knows why the text as gone all wibbly...
What a wonderful phrase!It means limited freedom, for the rest of your days. It's probableeee, our flawed system of democraceeeee... Abu Qatada!
( The Coast Of Yemen,
Tue 13 Nov 2012, 21:44,
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he looks like maradonna there
(
mictoboy shitting in your cunt since,
Tue 13 Nov 2012, 21:59,
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Abu Qatada = 'ave a banana FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Tue 13 Nov 2012, 22:29,
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he'sa magicianabu qa TADAAAAAA!!!!!
( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since,
Tue 13 Nov 2012, 22:39,
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