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# Merry christmas :D
(, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 19:29, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 19:31, archived)
# haha top work H
(, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 19:32, archived)
# Arf!
(, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 19:38, archived)
# pfffft!
:)
(, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 19:41, archived)
# TIME FOR ZEE PISS
(, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 20:39, archived)
# FP this now
and FP it hard, while it's still relevant
(, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 21:16, archived)
# hahahaha
Merry Christmas all :)
(, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 21:45, archived)
# weeeeeee!!
(, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 23:53, archived)
# haha
merry christmas!
(, Tue 25 Dec 2012, 10:22, archived)
# Merry Christmas, you barrel of cunts.x
(, Tue 25 Dec 2012, 14:17, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Yes.
(, Wed 26 Dec 2012, 11:30, archived)
# Happy Christmas from the DWP
(, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 18:06, archived)
# Happy Christmas DWP
They kept me waiting once for so long I actually read the Independent from cover to cover, including the financial section, and articles about golf

Edit: I don't know how to make them, but what would be really cool for Christmas would be a Cthulhu icon
(, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 18:30, archived)
# Is there anything wrong with
the independent?
(, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 21:40, archived)
# Articles about golf
Damn fine newspaper other than that, apart from Robert Fisk, who is very tiresome to read
(, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 21:50, archived)
# Ah good
I don't read the golf articles and can gloss past Robert Fisk. Glad I don't have to defend it as I've had a few :-)
(, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 21:57, archived)
# I love it
The Guardian's arrogant in between something readable on the underground and an old school broadsheet was it's death nail for me, and i've never looked back. Though I miss Steve Bell
(, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 22:32, archived)
# First thing I see. {:-(
Also bloody ATOS* grrr

'clicks anyway'


appeal pending
(, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 18:31, archived)
# ATOS are bastards of the highest order, as are this government
best of luck to you :)
(, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 19:53, archived)
# Thanks
My GP is annoyed too.
(, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 21:19, archived)
# oof, hahaha
have a good one mister :)
(, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 19:41, archived)
# Merry Christmas b3ta!
(, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 17:37, archived)
# before being ritually slaughtered...
happy chrimble ecles
(, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 17:58, archived)
# I see that's a 'value' haggis
with teeth and eyes included as usual

Merry Christmascake one an all
(, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 18:00, archived)
# Have a good one!
:-)
(, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 18:06, archived)
# Happy Christmas :)
(, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 18:27, archived)
# hurrah!..have one in the wild :)

and Merry Christmas
(, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 18:36, archived)
# yay!
(, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 19:41, archived)
# Gawd bless us,
every one.
(, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 18:36, archived)
# Merry Christmas :)
(, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 19:14, archived)
# awww!
(, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 19:42, archived)
# .
Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
(, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 20:28, archived)
# HAPPY CHRISTMAS ALL OF YOU!
(, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 19:23, archived)
# :)
(, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 19:29, archived)
# hahaha
:)
(, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 19:42, archived)
# Teefs :D
(, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 20:05, archived)
#
(, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 20:38, archived)
# no fuck after midshite
(, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 20:58, archived)
# yay!! :D
(, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 23:48, archived)
# Yay!
Merry Christmas to you and yours :)
(, Tue 25 Dec 2012, 0:14, archived)
[challenge entry] Bizzare Fact Number ... it's a alphanumeric ... ok, it's a fact!
Did you know that
Polar bears can eat as many as 86 penguins in a single sitting

(, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 16:32, archived)
# I didn't know that, how do Polar bears traverse the globe to achieve this?
or is it zoo based carnage only?
(, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 16:33, archived)
# Most epic daily migration in nature
(, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 17:20, archived)
# needs more pope
(, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 18:54, archived)
#
(, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 19:30, archived)
# hahaha
(, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 21:43, archived)
# Dirty girl
(, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 16:18, archived)
# She'll just blame him.
(, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 18:35, archived)
#
(, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 19:18, archived)
# Ha!
Top work.
(, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 19:39, archived)
# The lady is
a tramp
(, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 20:30, archived)
# Had this in my head at work today fsr -__-
(, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 16:06, archived)
# o/)
(, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 15:54, archived)
# Happy Deathmas to you too! :D
(, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 15:56, archived)
# A Mushroom Elf!
(, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 16:00, archived)
# Not very Christmassy....
(, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 16:04, archived)
# HA HA!!

The children must never hear of this.
(, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 16:09, archived)
# hahaha
'we are currently experiencing the end of days, but we hope to be back with you shortly'
(, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 18:56, archived)
# ^This
(, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 19:16, archived)
# More proof that elfs and mushrooms are closely linked!
(, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 19:17, archived)
# Merry emogothmas to you too fella
(, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 15:58, archived)
# Another cutting edge reply, Mr.GrumpyToast. XD
I gotta run.
I hope everyone has a Happy Christmas!... o/
(, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 16:01, archived)
# that was grumpy?
I thought it was a jovial response to your grim reaper picture. I guess I wrote hidden meanings so deep I couldn't read them myself.
(, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 16:29, archived)
# This sort of thing
warms my chilly heart.

Happy humbug to you all.
(, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 16:21, archived)
# Tis the season to shit bricks.
Happy winter-based-festival eve! I'll try and draw something in a bit.
(, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 16:49, archived)
# it was on so I drew it

What are your Christmas hopes and dreams? Mine is that some magazine hires me to draw stuff like this every month :D
Also, Bob Hoskins looks like a short Don Draper :D
(, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 15:43, archived)
# Dear Mr. Toasts
Loving your work.

That is all.
(, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 15:44, archived)
# cheers muchly and seasons felicitations
(, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 15:50, archived)
# superb
i love who framed roger rabbit

my hopes and dreams are also that your work appears regularly in some magazine that i happen to be subscribed to. and also maybe that i can continue doing fun things for my day job
(, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 15:51, archived)
# It's an incredible film, really needs watching again and again to appreciate all the work and gags
you do fun things? cor! I hope they continue also
(, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 15:52, archived)
# Glitter Boobs!
(, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 15:57, archived)
# sparkletits
(, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 15:58, archived)
# Wonderful film
Wonderful drawing!
(, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 16:05, archived)
# Hopes: A job in a wine warehouse. Seriously.
Dreams: Rekindling joy in arts I have tried and failed to sell (and so ruined for myself), also figuring out why I'm playing an accordion on a daily basis; either finding out why I'm doing it will help me work out what the next level is or maybe it's best that I don't know where I'm going and I get to find out when I get there.
(, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 16:38, archived)
# Love this film. :D
And mine are similar to yours, that a design agency of some kind picks me up.
(, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 16:58, archived)
# This is rather wonderful
(, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 17:20, archived)
# lovely work sir
:)
(, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 17:39, archived)
# If I had a magazine I'd hire you
Brilliant stuff Toastie - have a good 'un
(, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 17:45, archived)
# Dear Mr Happyt Oast
I am Dr Onoriode Bobolo. The chairman of contract award and review committee set up by the federal government of Nigeria under the new civilian dispensation to award new contracts and review existing ones.

I am liking your arts very much and am willing to transfer 25,000,000 USD to your account just because I like your arts very much.

Yours,

Dr Onoriode Bobolo
(, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 18:21, archived)
# woohoo!
(, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 18:24, archived)
# can I be his assistant, squeezle ???????
(, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 18:52, archived)
# that this pile on my arse goes
(, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 19:17, archived)
# Nice dress :)
(, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 19:20, archived)
# I saw some 50s/60s style Mad Men cartoon images a few years ago
being posted to Flickr - all the comments were - "Send them to the Mad Men production company!" Eventually the artist was hired to do some of the official website graphics.

Maybe you should send a sample page to something like Rotten Tomatoes?
(, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 19:25, archived)
# I like your Roger Rabbit better.
(, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 23:54, archived)
# Fast Xmas!!!
Merry Christmas To All Of You!!!

SPEEDCORE - THE FAST WAY OF LIFE

(, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 15:29, archived)
# if the planet goes less than 30mph,
We're doomed!
(, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 15:35, archived)
# sweet zombie Jesus!
It's you!

Welcome back!
(, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 16:02, archived)
# I am glad to see
that Speedcore is still your way of life!
(, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 16:04, archived)
# yaaaaaay!
Have an 8 year old speedcore tribute ;)
Slow Song, by Spacefish. And me.
8 years old. blimey.
(, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 17:41, archived)
# Something has been missing from my life.
Thank you for reminding me what that gap should be filled with.
(, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 18:43, archived)
# Now thats magic!

(, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 15:25, archived)
# did you know the Vatican State lists its sexual age of consent as 12
in fact the majority of European countries is 15 or lower according to Wikipedia.
Are we repressed in the UK or are our European neighbours paedos?
(, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 15:50, archived)
# but in the Vatican
that's only for young boys
(, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 21:18, archived)
# Yuletide Felicitations, you B3ta sluts!
you B3ta sluts!
(, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 14:44, archived)
# ..."friends"...
(, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 14:57, archived)
# This year I decided to get the kids something they really deserved
(, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 15:13, archived)
# hahaha!
(, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 15:33, archived)
# Happy MI6mas.

(, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 14:06, archived)
# Winner! Winner!
Chicken dinner!
*Chrimbo click*
(, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 14:15, archived)
# HUMBUG
(, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 15:42, archived)
# I say Mr Bond; what is it that has four wheels and flies...
(, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 14:24, archived)
# a rollerskate in a shit factory?
(, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 14:25, archived)
# correct
(, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 14:28, archived)
# \o/
did i win anything?
(, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 14:46, archived)
# Arse-biscuits.
I thought it was the flying Bond car.
Please accept my 00 badge...
(, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 14:50, archived)
# suspicious link looks suspicious
(, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 14:53, archived)
# ani-hilation
(, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 15:11, archived)
# merry bondmas
(, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 14:24, archived)
#
(, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 14:29, archived)
# Hurrah!
Have some David Hume.
(, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 15:05, archived)
# merry :)
(, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 19:24, archived)
# Merry Xmas B3ta!
(, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 13:17, archived)
# Thank you !!


here comes Santa ...
(, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 13:45, archived)
# nice!
(, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 14:40, archived)
# Teh Zank! \:D/
How be your doggies, this fine Chrimbo morn?
(, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 14:57, archived)
# yaaaaaaaay!
(, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 17:43, archived)
# Ho Ho HO :)
(, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 19:22, archived)
# about 10 years ago I pioneered this method...
Can you see it?

click for lager


Merry Shitsmashed. I'll get my coat...
(, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 11:52, archived)
# Alright oldtimer?
(, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 11:59, archived)
# no
I'm old and I don't like it.
(, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 12:01, archived)
# Happy canned dills and have a Chrimbo pea.
(, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 12:00, archived)
# ho ho
hoes!
(, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 12:02, archived)
# I think I'm on about the same. This is actually my second account.
(, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 12:04, archived)
# I managed to
hold onto this one somehow. But I lost my old FP pics. :C

The bar's risen since then, never again.
(, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 12:07, archived)
# Yeah I lost my first FP. It used to be pretty easy.:P
(, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 12:11, archived)
# At least you HAD a FP.
When I was a lad we made our own fun, mutter, whinge, mutter.
(, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 12:15, archived)
# walnut, whip and top and a satsuma
(, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 12:16, archived)
# you can edit fp'ed posts in the archive
so you can fix broken image links
you can't edit any of the text though
(, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 12:19, archived)
# When I say I lost the pics
I mean I lost the pictures themselves. I've edited the posts to show a description. But my pics were on an old PC hard drive that died and the ISP I was with wiped my webspace. This was 2002ish.
(, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 12:24, archived)
# There was no them here free hosting in those days!:P
(, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 12:58, archived)
# pff!
i demand a cider alternative!
(, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 12:10, archived)
# apple or pear?
Or one of those new Swedish models?
(, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 12:16, archived)
# apple, of course
pear cider is a complete wrongness.
also, i'd rather look at swedish men, but they all seem to have moustaches and cable-knit jumpers
(, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 12:19, archived)
# Me as well but they all seem to wear beards.
Have you tried pear cider from good places? Eg the Adelaide Hills, South Australia. Not that packed with sugar lolly crap.

www.thehillscidercompany.com.au/

(Long way to go for a drink I suspect)

(pps not affiliated but I live next door to a pub which has it on tap)
(, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 12:27, archived)
# that does look good
but i'm really not fond of pears at all.
yay! my sister's back! this means my babysitting is over and i can go home!
MERRY CHRISTMAS AND GOODBYE!
(, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 12:30, archived)
# An alternative to cider:
Cedar!
(, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 12:49, archived)
# That's not Guinness.
(, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 14:59, archived)
[challenge entry] Due to the world shortage of bears, kittens will now be used for military hats.
(, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 10:16, archived)
# Anyone else had enough of this Christmas bollocks yet?
I've already shouted at the kid and tried to kick the dog.
The kid ignored me and the dog was too quick!
I'm gonna have to change tack.
(, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 10:59, archived)
# i love christmas!
now, cheer up, or i'll hit you with a satsuma
(, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 11:16, archived)
# Doing my best to ignore it - not easy given the media saturation
30 day Sky NowTV free trial ftw :D
(, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 11:31, archived)
# And today's winner on "Spot The Knob" is…
me!

BTW, excellent ditherization, but is there any particular reason the original is a gif?
(, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 12:14, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 9:36, archived)
# Ihren Arsch!
:D
(, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 10:17, archived)
# COR
(, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 10:37, archived)
# *drops monocle*
(, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 10:40, archived)
# Blimey!
(, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 11:29, archived)
# ich bin ein tuschy!!
woo yeah!
(, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 13:19, archived)
# A stollen peek!
(, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 14:17, archived)
# Whoa!
(, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 14:52, archived)
[challenge entry] No reliable WiFi, either
(, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 9:09, archived)
# I give in
Further away than what?
(, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 10:45, archived)
# The distance between the Earth and Moon is usually shown as above.
But it's much, MUCH further away than that.
(, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 10:58, archived)
# Thank you Professor Fox
:)
(, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 11:23, archived)
# Not at all, not at all :D
(, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 15:52, archived)
# it's also not 1/29th of the size of the earth
at least not by mass, volume, gravity, diameter etc.
(, Wed 26 Dec 2012, 8:09, archived)
# We're buggered without Moore.
(, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 14:18, archived)
[challenge entry] For the xmas card challenge ...


... but actually I posted it in loads of time, honest!

rp
(, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 8:45, archived)
# No Raptors here thanks!
(, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 6:24, archived)
# tempted to print this out
and stick it on local building sites
(, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 12:02, archived)
# except for the fact that it's actually spelled "incidents"
(, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 12:04, archived)
# oh dear
(, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 0:58, archived)
# Nice duckbrush.
(, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 1:08, archived)
# duck.
?
you fuckingstupididiot.
(, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 1:12, archived)
# yeah, duck!
(, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 4:57, archived)
# If it looks like a duckbrush, walks like a duckbrush, and talks like a duckbrush
then it's probably a duckbrush.
(, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 8:29, archived)
# what do you get a wookiee for christmas
(, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 2:11, archived)
# LOL DUX
(, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 2:51, archived)
# o hai thar
(, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 3:38, archived)
# Pfft :D
(, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 10:14, archived)
# woosome!
(, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 12:07, archived)
# Silly Duckbrush!
(, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 15:00, archived)

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