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[challenge entry] mmm your so meaty
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 17:14, archived)
[challenge entry] His grace, the Duke of Cumberland
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 17:06, archived)
# Princess Leia, the fat government years
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 17:10, archived)
# He's her...
...great, great, great, great, great, great, great,
great, great, great, great, great grandad :)
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 17:12, archived)
# A long time ago
in a county far, far away
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 17:19, archived)
# wrong direction!
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 17:38, archived)
# they look warm, and tasty
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 17:38, archived)
# *hops off*


Apologies for not being a sausage
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:39, archived)
# *Hops On*
WOO sir! :)
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:41, archived)
# Cheers :D
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:45, archived)
# Wow. Awesome Vennage.
I've never made it beyond 4 fields in a Venn...

(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:41, archived)
# Wonderful work!
This is my first 5 circle venn. I feel very emotional.
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:44, archived)
# I'm delighted for both of you!
Must have taken quite some digging to fill in all the sections...
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:47, archived)
# Wikipedia to the rescue
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:49, archived)
# Ah the font of all knowledge!
Whether rooted in fact or otherwise...
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:55, archived)
# I take issue with a couple of those
Mr Staton's research is amusing but flawed.
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 17:04, archived)
# ^
I've eaten alligator and kangaroo and neither tasted much like chicken
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 17:14, archived)
# Did they taste like frogs legs?
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 17:22, archived)
# Strictly speaking, not all the sections are filled in...
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 18:40, archived)
# Ahem!
Eulerian Circles.
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 17:22, archived)
# Of course. I stand corrected.
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 17:35, archived)
# Needs more horse.
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:45, archived)
# ^ this
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:48, archived)
# ahaha!
And more sausages?
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:49, archived)
# i very much like this
snake does taste like chicken, but it has the texture of rabbit.
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:52, archived)
# snakes on a motherfucking plate?
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:54, archived)
# ahahahah
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:58, archived)
# According to this, rabbit tastes like chicken as well
So snake would have the taste and texture of rabbit
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 17:17, archived)
# Well thought through sir!
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 17:21, archived)
# Lacks
chicken.
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 17:22, archived)
# Does that taste like chicken then?
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 17:37, archived)
# haha!
Jesus!
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 17:25, archived)
[challenge entry] sausage number twos?
have a re-jig :D



inspired by Japanese volleyball player Yoshie Takeshita

(real name :)
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:36, archived)
# This gets a yay for Yoshi
but why has he stolen Mario's hat?!
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:50, archived)
# hmmm dunno really
it was just the image I robbed, and apparently, that was the look he was sporting in Super Marion 64 DS

mario.wikia.com/wiki/Yoshi


perhaps he was on a robbing streak or something :D
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 17:01, archived)
# Ah yeah, in that game, you can wear other character's hats and turn into them.
Because, well, it's Mario.
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 18:30, archived)
#
In an upcoming game (the Supermariosaga) you gain Yoshi's powers if you roast his heart and eat it.

(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 18:49, archived)
# mmmm taste sensation!! :)
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 19:50, archived)
[challenge entry] tan-tastic!
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:36, archived)
# haha! Good work.
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:39, archived)
# Haha!
I like this.
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:39, archived)
# This compo is producing better entries than i expected!
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 17:05, archived)
# ^this^
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 22:50, archived)
# haha
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 17:26, archived)
# *click*
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 18:42, archived)
[challenge entry]


Bindun?
.
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:24, archived)
# Ewwww
Bum sausages
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:25, archived)
# *applause*
Not seen it. Woo.
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:25, archived)
# hahaha
brilliantly done
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:27, archived)
# haha!
How new Yorkers say sausage.
=D
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:27, archived)
# Ha ha!
Nice pic!
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:29, archived)
# saws
hedges
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:29, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:29, archived)
# Don't think so
Nice.
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:30, archived)
# that
works
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:30, archived)
# Brown sauce?
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:35, archived)
# Thank you all!
Yay, an FP! Been a while :)
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 17:07, archived)
# haha
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 17:23, archived)
# Inspired =))
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 18:43, archived)
[challenge entry] yea :( hehe

(, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 12:50, archived)
[challenge entry] Inspired by Tyronne below...
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:23, archived)
# Excellent
Hudson seems somewhat amazed by bishop's wurst slicing skills
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:24, archived)
# hahaha!
Ace
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:27, archived)
# hahahaha
yes
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:29, archived)
# ace!
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:44, archived)
# bravo
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 17:01, archived)
[challenge entry] Erm. I found this.
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:22, archived)
# Well I think it should win the compo.
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:25, archived)
# that happened once
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:30, archived)
# proper wins!
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:37, archived)
[challenge entry] that's the way to do it !
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:43, archived)
# Punchy.
:)
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:47, archived)
# hahaha!
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 17:59, archived)
# I like this
if only there was a link to express my affection for this picture




*clicks*
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 22:48, archived)
[challenge entry] and glide ............
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:11, archived)
# Hahaha but we ant got posh houses
like that ooop north.
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:13, archived)
# Jack Daniels are doing cigars now?
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:15, archived)
# the answer to that is
in the trees :)
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:24, archived)
# subtle :-D
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:25, archived)
[challenge entry] Eggy!
SAUSAGE!

(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:15, archived)
# That's a big fried egg.
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:23, archived)
[challenge entry] cheekily pea-ing my delicious yet deadly sausage snake
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 15:50, archived)
# The scourge of finger-buffets everywhere...
Blah blah blah reposting blah blah blah ;o)

I feel I have to mention it every so often in a vain attempt to halt this board's steady decline into anarchy. FAQ wiv da angles 4eva in are hartz
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:05, archived)
# hey, i actually had a relevant pic for once
there's no way i wasn't using it! :D
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:09, archived)
# also, don't talk to me about buffets
got a party for 150 to cater for tomorrow :(
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:16, archived)
# Pineapple hedgehog.
Or, more realistically, a dozen pineapple hedgehogs.
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:21, archived)
# not so easy
mum's a party caterer and her business partner is ill, so i've been roped in. tomorrow will be a hell of cooking pizzas, sausage rolls, quiches, goujons, vol-au-vents, chicken drumsticks, sausages and fuck knows what else. that's before we tackle the sandwiches, salads, pickles, dips and assorted side dishes. not to mention the trifles and gateaux.
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:25, archived)
# Go on - sneak a pineapple hedgehog in there.
You know you want to.
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:33, archived)
# if i could, i would
i like pineapple hedgehogs!
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:36, archived)
# There are plenty of relevant threads you could have posted in!
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:17, archived)
# very likely
but i'm too stressed today to play nice
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:18, archived)
[challenge entry] Even the Blackbird harnessed the power of the Sausage.
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 15:48, archived)
[challenge entry] Fill 'er up!
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 15:49, archived)
# it certainly would
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 15:56, archived)
# Wurst things happen at sea?
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:10, archived)
# they like
riding that sausage
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:12, archived)
# This made me chuckle more than it should
Reminds me of this ace bit from one of my favourite 'surprisingly good' action films:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=eSddJrmc3s0
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 15:56, archived)
# the music made me vomit blood
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:17, archived)
# Seconded.
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:21, archived)
# Yeah - EDI - the on-board computer has incredibly advanced AI
And has downloaded 'all' of the mp3s on the internet (according to the film), and chooses this one as a favourite...
Computers, eh? What do they know,...
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:27, archived)
[challenge entry] FREE!
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 15:23, archived)
# The unfortunate outcome of acute constipation.
:D
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 15:26, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha!
He ate something that didn't agree with him.

(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 15:27, archived)
# No he didn't


(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 15:29, archived)
# no he didn't
*runs*
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 15:29, archived)
# You'll have to run faster than that!


(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 15:36, archived)
#
*scarpers*

*with Hanna-Barbera twirling legs and gunshot noise*
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 15:38, archived)
#
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 15:27, archived)
# G'wan then



(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 15:28, archived)
# That was certainly unexpected.
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 15:29, archived)
# It's a shame he was taken ill
He was obviously gonna slay 'em with the old Tommy Cooper spoon-jar-jar-spoon routine . . .



(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 15:35, archived)
# Unexpected horse
...and we're back to Tesco's.
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 15:36, archived)
# I so should've been arsed to do summat


(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 15:37, archived)
# It's not too late.
If you make it, I'll click on it.
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 15:39, archived)
# I always love the glee hands in your GIFs
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:01, archived)
# Thanks
I've taken to doing them in real life


(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:04, archived)
# AGH!
That actually looks somewhat scarier than the alien!
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 15:58, archived)
# did he fall
on Linford Christie
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:15, archived)
# hahaha!
fucking hell.
(, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 18:00, archived)
[challenge entry] Little did Tony know that the wurst was yet to come
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 15:11, archived)
# A pun and an image!
Bargain.
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 15:12, archived)
# You wouldn't catch me making that sort of punnage...
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 15:15, archived)
# To be frank: yes.
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 15:18, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 15:30, archived)
# she'll get grease all over that blouse
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 15:33, archived)
# oh my
*spluffs*
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 15:38, archived)
# haha
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:07, archived)
#
hahaha
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:13, archived)
# Apologies for size - any smaller and the subtlety would be reduced to vagueness
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 15:09, archived)
# Puddings?
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 15:11, archived)
# well played
liking it.
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 15:11, archived)
# 'ning Archie
I concur!


(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 15:13, archived)
# a fine afternoon to y'good self, Squire.
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 15:18, archived)
# subtle
yet meaty
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 15:33, archived)
# oh I see, nice =)
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 18:51, archived)
# Before you ask, I have no bloody idea.
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 15:05, archived)
# Fuck!
but I earned £600 per day.
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 15:07, archived)
# Good.
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 15:07, archived)
# Awesome!
w/y/h!
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 15:08, archived)
# Kill it in the face!
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 15:13, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 14:01, archived)
# He looks
very proud of his boner.
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 14:02, archived)
# it's all horse gristle
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 14:03, archived)
# everybody dance now

(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 14:02, archived)
# Glistening Frank
is glistening.
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 14:05, archived)
# I am aroused.
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 14:07, archived)
[challenge entry] get down !
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 14:47, archived)
#
Splendid drawery!

(Also, you've nicked my idea, you sod.)
(, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 6:52, archived)
# Yo!



(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 15:00, archived)
# tastiest of lols
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 15:05, archived)
# Sausage willy!
I'm amazed Disney went with a mouse in the end, this was a far superior character.
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 14:03, archived)
# Cocky Sausage
The Adventures of Cocky Sausage
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 14:28, archived)
# 0_o
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 14:06, archived)
# When the instructions said
"Prick with a fork......"
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 14:13, archived)
# I was trying to find the original one of those which was a b3ta post from ages ago. Kittyvomit possibly.
google image search picked it up on about a gazillion content-lifting sites, but not the original b3ta post.
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 14:23, archived)
#
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 14:49, archived)
# That's the one!
Compo it ;o)
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 14:53, archived)
# cocktastic !
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 14:14, archived)
# O_O
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 14:16, archived)
#
these image challenges just keep getting worse!
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 14:44, archived)
# I agree...needs more Batman*
*Adam West/Batman

I'm just glad it's not a Gay Sausage Compo.
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 14:48, archived)
# Winnnnnarr!
:D
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 14:47, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 15:12, archived)
# happy sausage!
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:21, archived)
[challenge entry] Well...he WAS happy...
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 19:48, archived)
[challenge entry] Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-HaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaW!

(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 13:59, archived)
# yay :D
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 13:59, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha!
Wonderful.
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 14:01, archived)
# Ride 'im!!!
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 14:03, archived)
# Ride 'em sausage boy!
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 14:07, archived)
# Ride 'em in, let 'em out,
Cut 'em out, ride 'em in
Raw wurst!
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 14:12, archived)
# sizzle my schnizzle
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 14:15, archived)
# Yee-haw :D
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 14:32, archived)
# Bucking the trend right there!
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 15:09, archived)
# Haha, loving the meat rodeo
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:32, archived)
# Yay!!!!
Finally a sausage jockey gag. The waiting was interminable.
(, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 17:58, archived)
[challenge entry] :*(
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 13:56, archived)
# "I have been, and always shall be, your breakfast, Jim"
Then Scotty plays bagpipes as they shallow fry him in lard with bacon and hash browns.
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 14:01, archived)
# and black pudding..braw
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 14:15, archived)
# Of all the sausages I've known...he was the most...sausagey.
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 14:05, archived)
# Looking forward to Benedict Cumberland in the new film ;)
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 14:17, archived)
# waits for garfield post :)

waits
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 14:18, archived)
# I've got a 'Spocksavers' one
but it's beginning to wear a bit thin now.
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 14:42, archived)
# Oh, go on then ;)
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 14:53, archived)
# haha :)
Still love that
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 15:12, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 13:47, archived)
# ...only a master of gristle, Darth.
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 13:50, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 13:51, archived)
# hah
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 13:59, archived)
# If you strike me down, I shall become more peppery than you could possibly imagine!
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 14:08, archived)
# hahaha
sausage is weak hhahaha
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 14:16, archived)
# I'm making light saber noises as I look at this.
Ha Ha Ha Ha!!!!
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 14:31, archived)
# haha!
I had a spicy peperami today. first in years.
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 22:20, archived)
# Ooh yes!! Too Sith for ya, huh?
*click* and congrats on the FP mate
(, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 7:05, archived)
# Blimey,
so it has! Thanks magic donkey, etc.
(, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 12:40, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 21:34, archived)
# This is perfect...the Emperor would have a Firestick...
There's even the mini green ones for Yoda.

Sausagesabers for the new trilogy, please.
(, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 22:20, archived)
[challenge entry] Arnold ate a lot of sausages when he was on top……
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 13:32, archived)
# He looks well oiled!
::Quick help request:: Need a quick favour doing, Any B3ta people (lurkers included) in or around the Glastonbury / Street area with a camera give me a reply or PM ta.

Time spent will be reimbursed.
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 13:36, archived)
# And grilled…
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 13:38, archived)
# "I'LL BE BLACK" (or at least very crispy brown)
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 13:40, archived)
# I need your clothes, your boots, and a generous helping of mustard.
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 13:42, archived)
# I was working in Worcester a few years back
and found a pub were you could buy a Pint of Sausages... You litereally got a plate with curly fries, a big pot of mustard, and a pint mug with sausages shoved in it!
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 13:45, archived)
# mmmm... fattening...
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 13:59, archived)
# I went to school in Street,
if that helps?
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 13:47, archived)
# Unless you are still in the vicinity, not really
But thanks all the same
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 13:52, archived)
# No, I was expelled in 1988.
I am in Dawlish, but I do not have a camera.
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 13:53, archived)
# hahahaha
disgustingly well shopped!
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 13:37, archived)
# thnks
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 13:40, archived)
# STICK A FOKK IN ME!
I'M DONE!
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 13:39, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
and also ewww.
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 13:39, archived)
# ahhhl, be brahhht
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 13:41, archived)
[challenge entry] when he was on top?
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 13:46, archived)
# it gave me the horn
that did
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 14:19, archived)
# haha classic image :D
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:39, archived)

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